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  • 1. POLICE MAN - Sab Mujh Se Darte Hai Or Main Biwi Se 2. MOCHI- Main Juto Ki Marammat Karta Hu Or Biwi Meri 3. TEACHER- Main School Me Lecture Deta Hu or Ghar Me Sirf Sunta Hu. 4. OFFICER- Main Office Me BOSS Hu or Ghar Me Naukar 5. JUDGE- Main Court Me Faisale Sunata Hu or Ghar Me Khud Insaaf Ka Talabgar Faisala Aapke Hath Me Hai, Kunware Raho, Khush Raho. Note- Jo Shadi Kar Chuke Hai Sabr Kare or Jinki Nahi Hui Wo na kre...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Q: Why There r Different Types 0f Blood Groups … ? . . . . . . . .. . . . A: So The Mosquitoes Can Enjoy Different Flavors …
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek engineering ke student ne hostel se apne father ko letter likha- NO MONEY, NO FUN, YOUR SON. . . . . . Jawab aaya- . . . . . How Sad, Very Bad, Your DAD.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Hijre Ne Maje Maje Mein i-Pill Tablet Kha Li. . . . Socho Aur Batao Kya Hua Hoga? . . . Andar Se Aawaaz Aayi, “ Aapke System Par Ye Suvidha Uplabdh Nahi Hai “
    • 10 years ago



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  • Autowala- Bhai 30 rupiya Thaya Bapu- Le 15 rupiya Autowala- Aa Khotu Kevay Pura Paisa Aapo Bapu- Are Khotu Kyathi Mari Sathe Tu Pan Besi Ne Aavyo Etle Bakina Tu Umeri De.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:Aaj Mere Papa Ne Mujhe Tumhare Sath Bike Pe Jaate Hue Dekha.. Bf: Phir ? Girl:Phir Kya, Mujhse Bus Ke Paise Wapas Le Liye..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • अर्ज किया है -: मेरी किस्मत मेरी तकदीर हो गयी, . . मेरी किस्मत मेरी तकदीर हो गयी, . . . हमने उनकी याद में इतने ख़त लिखे कि वह ‘रद्दी’ बेचकर ही अमीर हो गयी. :-D :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Salman or katrina ke ghar hua ladka. Ladke ko dekh bola salman mai gora tu gori fir ladka kyu kala?? To katrina boli. Mai hot tu hot jal gaya sala.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy:Khada nahi hota! Dr:R u Maried? Boy:No Dr:Mutth? Boy:No Dr:U visit Chakla? Boy:No Dr:girlfrnd? Boy:No Dr:Toh phir khada kar k kya 2013 ka calender latkana hey? Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



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  • True meanings of "GIRL" "G"= GOSSIP may sab se aagey.. "I"= INNOCENT sirf shakal se.. "R"= RONE ki automatic machine.. "L"= LARAI may sab ki maa...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Punj@b! Teacher :- K@ka Tenu P@ta H@! Ter! Um@r Che M@hatm@ G@ndhi Ney B.A K@r L@! $!,,,,, Punj@b! $tudent :- $!R J!, Menu Eh Ve P@ta H@! Tuh@di Umar Che Bh@gat $!ngh F@ans! Ch@dd Chuke S!,,,,
    • 10 years ago



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  • Taxiwala:" Bhai 1 RupyaChange Nahi Hai, Ye Dekho 1 Rupye Wala Video.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pappu:" Ye Le 4GB Memory Card With 1000 Videos, Nikaal 1000 Ka Note... :/ :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladke sab se jyada confuse kb hote hai? . . . ... . . . . . . . . . Jab ladkiya puchti haiki mai kesi lag rahi hu. Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Boy proposes a Girl If she says "Yes" Boy feels Pata nahi kitno ko hakaha hoga?? If she says No. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wo khud ko Katrina samajti hai.....;-) :-) ♥
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna: Kya Kar Rela Hai Circuit? Circuit: Bhai Bulb Pe Baap Ka Naam Likh Rela Hu Munna: Kyun! Circuit: Bhai, Baap Ka Naam Roshan Karne Ka He Na.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Pari ne dekha k 1 Sher Khargosh kapicha kr rha hai. Pari ne 2no ko rok kar kaha k agar tum aisa na kro to main tum 2 no ki 3, 3 khuwaishain puri karoongi. Sher:" mere ilawa is jungle k tamam Sheron ko Sherniya bana do. Khargosh:" 1 helmet chahiye. Sher:" baraabar waale jungle k tamam Shero ko Sherniya bana do. Khargosh:" 1 bike de do. Sher:" sari duniya k Shero ko Sherniya bana do. Khargosh ne bike start ki helmet pehna aur bola: "is sher ko Gay bana do.. PA1
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jau to tuje 2 din me sudhar du! Golu: madam me abhi jake apne bapu ko btata hu ki.. bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maa: Beta, tu apne baal kyoon nahi katwaata? Pappu: Yo! its fashion mummy . . . . Maa: Wo to theek hai, par log teri beheno ko dekhne aate hain, aur tujhe pasand kar jaate hain..
    • 10 years ago



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