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Ladki Aur Sms Mein Kya Similarity Hai.. ?? . . . . . . . Jab Tak Uper Se Neeche Tak Pura Dekh Na Lo Chain Nahi Milta. L

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Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega Salesman : Pata nahi Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai. Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!!

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Mouse To Elephant "2 Din K Liye Teri pant Dena Elephant "HA.HA.HA..! Pehnega Kya?" Mouse : "Nahi. Beti Ki Shadi Hai, Mandap Lagvana Hai..

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Arz kiya hai... . YE auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai . . . Ye auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai . . . Apni profile pic mai akeli... Aur, Hasband ki profile pic mai saath hoti hai. By : Nitish

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Boy: Me tumhara mobile dekh sakta hon? Girl: Han Q nai, Just a mint Inbox delete, Sent item delete, Call history delete Ye lo dekhlo Tumhe tu mujh par trust hi nai hai.

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Father:- What About Result ? Son:- Wo Headmaster Ka Beta Fail Ho Gaya... Father:- What About Urs ? Son:- Wo Pathak Saab Ka Beta Fail Ho Gaya ? Father:- And What About Ur ? Son:- Wo C.A. Ka Beta Bhi... Father:- U Idiot I Am Askin About Urs ? Son:- To Aap Kon Se Prime Minister He Jo Aapka Beta Pass Hoga.

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Ek baar ek ladka rastey mein chalte chalte ek gadhe ke samne gir gaya. Tabhi ek ladki ne use chhedte hue kaha, “Apne bade bhai ka aashirwaad le rahe ho kya?” Ladke ne palat kar jawab diya, “Sahi farmaya bhabhi ji.”

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Hamara Paper tha aur Hum Udas ho gaye, Humne Puri Sheet pe Aapki TASVIR bana dali aur Hum pass ho gaye, kaise? .. ? ? ? Qki Paper DRAWING ka tha aur CAARTOON banana tha:):-):-)

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Husband: Judge Sahab Mujhe Divorce Chahiye, Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se Mujh Se Baat Nahi Ki, Judge: Phir Soch Lo, Aisi Biwi Qismat Walon Ko Milti Hai.

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1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain pappu: neend puri karte hain girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai? pappu : kaan main ched MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain K.

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Aankhon Me Aansu Ki Chamak Aaj Bhi Hai, Usko Mere Pyar Pe Shaq Aaj Bhi Hai, Naav Me Baith Ke Hath Dhoye The Usne, Samundar Me Wo Mehandi Ki Mahak Aaj Bhi Hai....!

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Teachr- "main teri jaan nikal dungi" iski english kya hogi..?? . . . . Santa- English ki aisi tesi, Tu saali haath laga k to dikha.. !!

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2 ladkiyan best friends thi... Ittefaq se dono ki mout ho gai, Marny k bad dono ki rooh mili Or ek dusry se marney ki Wajah puchi Pehli Boli: Main apne pati pr boht ziada shak krti thi k kahin Wo dusri Larkiyun se to nhi milta Yehi soch kr 1 din mane office se jaldi ghar aakr dekha k pati akela hi betha hai ye dekh kr ma khushi se mar gai . . . Dusri Boli: kash us waqt tum ne "freezer" khol k dekh liya hota to na tum khushi se marti or na main sardi se..!

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Ladki ki vidai ke waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai “Ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai” Dulha bolta hai: Don’t worry jate hi loot lunga

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In 2020 Girls- boy ko dekh kar... dekh yar kya item ja raha hai sala .. Oye murgey tera no. kya hai..??? Boy- Behan ji Aap ke gher mein bhai baap nahi hai kay...??? .. Girl- Bhai baap hai par tu nahi hai na re chikne.

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Sonu- Yaar, Mujhe Tennis Ki Bahut Knowledge Hai.. ..Tu Chahe Kuch Bhi Pooch Le Monu- Accha, To Ye Bata . Tennis Net Me Kitne Chhed Hote Ha

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Koan ho Aap ? Q SMS krte rehte ho ? Kisne diya apko mera number ? Ab SMS nhi krna, . . . . Ok . . Maine Kabhi Aisa Kaha Hai? . Nhi na! . To SmS Kro na! _ GulshanSms

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Why I hate CID :( Example: LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha? LADY: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha??? LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki Behen Ho .... :p

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Sardar: Kal koi mera purse maar gaya us mein 2000 rupees the, Pathan: Jhooty,1500 thy maine ghar ja kar khud giny thy. Sardar: Paise ka masla nahi hai bas tum admi ka pata karo.

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Kya apki Girl friend ke paas yeh sab hai.....? . . . Sulagta Jism.? Nashili Ankhen.? Kanp-kapate Honth.? Tharthrata Badan.? Agar hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . To Usko DENGUE hua hai... Jaldi doctor k paas le k bhaag..

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