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  • Jiis Din Se us Bewafa Ne Mujhe chora Hy . DOST . . Yaqeen karo . . Mobile ki Battery 3, 4 Din aaram se chal jati hy..
    • 10 years ago



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  • FARHAN & RANCHO scooty pe ghumne gaye achanak RANCHO ud gaya Q? Qki Behti hava sa tha w0 udti patang sa tha w0 Ab Msg Padhna Bandh Karo Or kaha gaya use DHUNDO..
    • 10 years ago



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  • He: Hi, How are you? She: Sorry busy!! Baad Me Baat Karti hu Muje Late Ho Raha Hai Dinner Ke Liye Hotel Taj Me He: Baby Aap Kuch Bhool Rahi Ho She: Kya? He: Apni Aukaat :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 ladki rat me akeli or Ratt me itna sannata or 5 ldke uske piche, kya hoga? . . . . . . . . . Jaanne k liye dekhiye CID, Shukravar or Shanivar rat 10 bje sirf SONY par.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gabbar to Thakur : ye hath muje dede thakur... Thakur: le le,mere b lele..Basanti k b lele,Jai aur Viru k b lele..chahiye to Ramu kaka k b lele aur OCTOPUS ban ja sale.. Gabbar: sry yar tu to serious ho gya
    • 10 years ago



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  • असलम बहुत गुस्से में था, कि ATM की लिमिट सिर्फ 4500 की, और सप्ताह की लिमिट अभी भी 24000 है,
    जब उसको समझाया कि 7 दिन में 24000 रुपये निकालने के लिए
    महीने में 96000 रुपये कमाने होते है,

    अब असलम शांत है, चुपचाप पंचर :bike:बना रहा है. :tractor::race_car::trolleybus:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Hindi Jokes SMS , Money Jokes Sms
  • Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do. Wife: Mein nahi bana rahi. Pathan Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Insaan jindgi me sab se jyada Maafi kis se mangta hai? Khuda se?No. BOSS se?No. WIFE se?No Girlfriend se?No Fir? "Bhikaari se" "Maaf karo Baba Aage jaao.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Friend aur Best friend mai kya farq hai..??? . . . . . Friend kehta hai:" plz drive safe & Slow . . . Best friend kehta hai:" Bhaga bhootnike bhaga aage scooty pe item ja rahi hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband Sitting with His Wife in Restaurant, . . Drinking Beer n Says:- "I Love U" . Wife:- Is It U Or The Beer Talking ? . Husband:- Its Me, Talking To My Beer, U Shut Up"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Advocate :- talak karane ke liye Rs- 3000. Husband :- Pagal ho kya? PAndit ji ne Rs -101.mei hi shadi karvai thi. Advocate :- Dekh liya sasta ka nateeja.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 boys proposed a girl . 1st: Mai tumhare liye Apni jaan de sakta hu . Girl: Wo to sab kehte hain . 2nd: Mai tumhare liye Chand taare todkar la sakta hu . Girl: Purana dialogue hai . 3rd: Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 1 ltr Petrol dalwaunga . . . Girl: Ankho me ansu k sath Pagal itna chahta hai muje.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Makkhi Pakro Usay maro Uska Gosh Banaö Phir Gosh Ko Baich Kar Jo Paise aye Uska Balance Dalwao Phir SMS Karo KANJUS MAKKHI CHOOS!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka pyar dekhne k liye dariya me kood gayi 1 damad ne bacha liya... . . Saas ne use Car di 2nd day fir kudi . . 2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili.. . . 3rd day fir kudi.. . . 3rd damad ne socha"Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda" Aur saas doob gayi Agle din us damad ko Mercedes mili Kaise..??? . . . . Sasur ne di...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife bathroom se nahakar bahar nikli: Santa usey ghoor raha tha.. Wife Romantic hokar: " Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?" Santa ne 2 thappad maare aur bola: "Mere Garam Paani se kyu nahai?" :D :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pehla gadha; Yaar me jis Dhobhi ke ghar kaam karta Hoon vo muje bahut marta hai. Dusra gadha; Tu bhag kyu nhi jata. Pehla gadha; Dhobhi ki 1 khoobsurat beti hai, Vo sharati hai toh dhobhi kehta hai, Ki teri shadi kisi gadhe se karva duga, Bas yhi sochkr ruk jata hoon.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sochiye Physics Kitni Eazy Hoti. Agr. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Apple Ki Jagah Ped Gira Hota Aur Newton Wahi Nipat Gaya Hota.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki thee Diwani see, Tendulkar per wo Martee Thee, Chori chori, chupke chupke Bhajji ko Chitthiyaan Likha Karti Thee, Nazren jhuka ke, Sharma ke, Gauti se baatein karti thee, Kabhi kabhi zulfein bikherke, Viru ki galiyon se Guzarti thee, Kuchh kehna tha shayad usko Raina se, par Maahi se wo darti thee, Jab bhi milti thi Yuvi se, bas yehi poochha karti thi kay, Kameeno, Koi Series kab Jeetoge???
    • 10 years ago



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