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Girl to Doctor Girl : Meri skin bahut soft and sensitive hai aur rang bhi bahut gora hai. .. .. Main sone se pehle kya laga k soya karoon . .?? ? . ? . ? . ? Doctor: Darwaze pe KUNDI. .;)

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Friend:" Ye Naya Mobile Kab Liya.. ?? Pappu:" Liya Nahi Girlfriend Ka Uthaya Hai.. Friend:" Kyo.. ?? . . . Pappu:" Wo Pagal Roz Roz Kahti Thi Tum Mera Phone Nahi Uthate... Bas,,, Aaj Uthane Ka Moka Mil Gaya..

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1 sardar ko chand par bhejne kaa failsa hua. aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhokha ! Kamino Saalo ! Aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi..

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Bechara shadi-shuda insaan , biwi k zulm ka mara ! . . Patni Bazaar Se Shopping Karke Ghar Aayi, Pati Ne Dekha Aur Use Bola . Pati: “Arrey Ye Kya, Tum Ek Aur Suit Le Aayi? Abhi Parson Hi To…” . . Biwi Chilla Kar Boli: “Kya Kaha? Kya Parso? Bolo… Kya Kaha Tumne? Kya Parso, Parso Kya, Bolo Jaldi Batao, Kya Parso? Aj tumari kher ni” . . Pati Ghabrate Hue: “Kuch Nahi, Main To Bas Ye Keh Raha Tha Ki Parso Bhi Ek Hi Suit Layi Thi, Aaj To Do Le Aati“ =

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खुद को करो कंजूस इतना; कि हर SMS भेजने से पहले; सर्विस सेंटर वाले खुद कॉल करके पूछें; . . . . . . क्या आप सच में इसे भेजना चाहते हैं, या सेंडिंग (sending) फेल कर dun

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Tum kya jano us waqt mere DiL pe kya guzri thi............ ... . . DOSTO- . Jb us ne kaha k ........... . . . . tum mujse 2 saal chote ho, Didi bola kro

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Hindi Teacher- "Wo 1 Sunder Ladki Khadi He" Isko Dusre Shabdo Me Kaho. Student- "Wo Dekho kamino, Tumari BHABHI Khadi Hai"

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Arz kiya h.. Aasmaan Mein Kaali Ghata Chaai Hai , Aaj Phir Gharwali Ne Do Baat Sunai Hai , Dil To Karta hai Ab Sudhar Jaaun, Magar Baajuwali Aaj Phir Bheeg Ke Aayi Hai..:P

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1 Admi Ki Maut Ke Bad Uska Dost Uski BV Ke Paas Aya Or Bola= Kya Me Uski Jagah Le Skta Hu? BV= Muje Koi AitrazNhi QABRASTAN Walo Se Puch Lo

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Sorry Dosto
कुछ दिनों से मेसेज नहीं कर
पाया…. जेल में था….!!!!
मडॅर केस में…. दर असल बाइक से
एक लड़की को स्माइल दे दी थी….,
“पगली” खुशी से ही मर गई…… :smiley::smiley::smiley::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Santa and banta jungle mein, : saamne aayaa sher. : Banta ne sher ki aakhon main mitti Fenki, aur : bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa. : Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, mitti to tune Fenki hai.

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Ladki sath ho to HOTEL Bill, Ladki dur ho to Phone bill, aur ladki dur hi ho gayi to daru ka Bill, Isliye na lagao Dil na aayega bill, ;o)

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Hindi picture ma HERO AAG mathi nikli jay toy tene kem kai thatu nathi? . . . . . . BcoZ,"Hero USHMA ane VIDHUT no avahak hoy 6" . Yad avyu gokhelu?

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Ik ladke match dekhne gai usne apne lips pe india ke flag ke color laga rakha tha tabhe ik ladka uske paas aaya aur uske lips pe kiss karke bola I LOVE MY INDIA

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Ek baar 300 sardar ship me ja rahe the! Ship dubi nahi firbi sab mar gaye ! Kaise ? Bich samunder me ship bigad gy thi, Sale dhakka dene utar gaye...

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Apki zindgi me 5 chize kabhi bhi aa sakti hai "Hum" "Humara call" "Humara sms" "Humari yaad" or "Humari yaad se apke face pe smile" Dekho Dekho aayi na. Keep smiling.:

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ye lo BRA, Ab khud na pehen lena,aapki girl frnd ki hai, Rat ko khel-khel me mere pas bhul gayi thi. Ab thanks bolkr rulayega kya pagle?

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Aawaz me mithas Hai.. Soorat b khas Hai.. Smile b lajawab Hai. Bhagwan ne bas thoda sa scruw dhila chod diya varna mere dost tu jhakkas hai..!

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Agar manzil ko pana hai, to honsla sath rakhna Agar pyaar ko pana hai, to etbaar sath rakhna Agar hamesha muskurana hai, to daant saaf rakhna.

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GRAND MASTI JOKE . . Ladki Ka Baap Ladke Se Puchta Hai. . . Baap: “ Tum Meri Beti Se Kab Se Pyar Karte Ho? ” . Ladka: “ 4 Mahine Se ” . Baap: “ Main Kaise Yaqeen Kar Loon? ” . . . . Ladka: “ Mat Karo, 5 mahine bad apne aap pata cha

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