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xtreme Kamina Baccha.. . . . . Son:"Papa aapki Luv Marriage hui thi na.. ?? . . Dad:"Haa par tumhe kaise pata.. ?? ... . . Son:"Q k Aapki shadi aur meriD.O.B me sirf 6 mahine ka farq h.

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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

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hyYe Dosti Chiraag Hai Jalaye Rakhna.. Ye Dosti Khushbo Hai Mahkaye Rakhna.. Ham Rahenge Aapke Dil Me Dost.. Hamesa Thodi Si Jagah Bachaye Rakhna.. |_)€/

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HEIGHT OF INSULT- Profesor 2 a studnt in classroom- Hey, apne baju wale ko utha... . . . studnt- apne sulaya hai to ap hi uthao... Mai kyu uthau??

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Saradar 2 Boss;Mujhe aap ki beti se shadi karni he. Boss’;Teri income to uska toilet paper b afford nahi kar sakti. Sardar; Accha! Enni tatti kardi ae? Fir rehn do…

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teacher – show me ur mother’s sign student ki note book par kuch yah likha tha @@@@@ teacher – hey whats this what is ur mother’s name? student – jalebi bai

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WoH Mujhe MiL Kar ROyA EtnaKi . . . . . . . . "Uski Naak Ka BuLBuLa Dekh Ke Meri HASi Nikal Gayi".. Khan

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Machhar Ne Ap Ko Kata Yeh Us Ka Junoon Tha Ap Ne Khujli Ki Ap Ka Sukoon Tha Fir b Ap Ne Usko nhi Mara Q Ke Us Ki Ragoon Me Ap Ka khun Tha ;)

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समझ नहीं आता कि एयरपोर्ट पर रामदेव से 8 घंटे क्या पूछताछ हुई होगी.. उनसे तो time pass के लिए ये भी नहीं पूछा जा सकता कि और बताइये, भाभी जी और बच्चे कैसे हैं !

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Bacha: Abu plz mje 5 Rupees dedo. Baap: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apni ammi se lele . Bacha: Ami plz mje 5rp dedo.. Ammii: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apne mamu se lele . Bacha: Mamu plz mje 5rupy dedo Mamu: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apni mami se lele . Bcha: Mami plz mje 5rp dedo Mami: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apne chacha se lele . Bcha: Chacha 5rp hy? Chacha: Ha hy beta du kya? . Bcha: Nhi apni kabar me lay jana icecream wala

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Good Time, Bad Time, Day Time, Night Time, Work Time, Off Time, Happy Time, Sad Time, Sleep Time, In the Mean Time, I MISS YOU, All The Time........

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Girl: Laal Kilaa laal kyu hai? Boy: Kyuki Rajnikant ne paan khaa kar us par pichkaari maari thi… Ab ye mat puchhna ki Taj Mahal white Q hai..?! Jisko samaz aaye wo like kare, baaki ke log Cartoon Network dekhe..@Hushain2

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Ek baccha bahut der se ro raha tha...Maa ne pucha-"Mele laal ko kya chahiye"? "Toffee" "Biscuit" "Ice-Cream"?? Baccha bola-Bas ek sanam chahiye Aashiqi ke liye...-

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Katrina ki coffee me ek machchar gira, usne wo pee li. Machchar k baap ne kuch kaha aur katrina behosh ho gayi... . . Usne kaha: Tumhare pet me mera bacha hai....

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Shaam Hote He Ye Dil Udaas Hota Hai, Toote Khawbo Ke Siwa Kuch Na Paas Hota Hai, Tumhari Yaad Aise Waqt Bahut Aate Hai, Jab Bandar Koi Aas Paas Hota Hai..!

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bhula doonga tujhe hai alvida tujhe, mujhe jeena hai tere bina .... safar ye hai mera tu maa ch@da chahe jahan, mujhe jeena hai tere bina .. . . . 8| :D

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Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai. Next day zuban cut gai.. Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai... bahut marta hai. Next day hath toot jata hai... Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko utha le. Bahut marte hai. Next day baap ghar aate hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi hua ?? . Baap :- Nahi kyo Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...?? Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi hain..

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Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!

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Pappu :Jyotishi key paas kundli dikhane gaya: Jyotish - Tera naam Pappu hai ? Pappu - Ji Jyotish - Teri biwi ka naam dolli hai? Pappu - ji Jyotish - teri 2 beti hain ? Pappu - ji Jyotish - tune abi 10 kg chawal kharide hain ? . Pappu - aap to antaryami hain maharaj. Jyotish - dafa ho jao yaha se. Aur Agli bar kundli lana, ration card nahin.::D By - www.FreshSMS.in

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Facebook fever... . . . Girl : I Love you Boy : (Starts Running)...............! Girl : (Running after him) ...Why are you Running? Boy : To update my Relationship status on Facebook...

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