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PETROL=71Rs DIESEL=45 LPG=420 Ab FREE me ghumo ( /( / ". ("?----;"; ,,/"( , ___, ( // // Accident Taalo Gadhe Palo

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Research Says That: Girls Take 3 Days To Judge A Boy, Whether She Likes Him Or Not. But Boys Take Only Three Seconds..!! ... 1st Second: Kya Ladki Hai Yaar 2nd Second: Mast Hai Yaar 3rd Second: Bhai Mujhe Pyar Ho Gaya bhai

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Modern Basanti Veeru:" Basanti In Kutto Ke Samne Mat Nachna, . . Basanti:" Xcuse Me, Who The Hell Do Uthink You Are To Order Me Like This, U Stupid Guy Using Abusive Language, U Bloody Fool Hanging In The Rusty, Chain With So Obnoxioussmell Coming From Body, You Keep Ur Mouth Shut, Nonsense, Hey Gabbar Play The Dj Man

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Teacher:" Agr koi school ke samne Bomb Rakh deta hai to kya karoge ?? . . Student:" thodi der dekhenge Agar koi le jata hai to thik hai . . . Warna Staff Room me rakh denge...

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Kya zamana aa gaya ab Boy Hi nahi Girl b kehney lagi he Darling aankho se aankhe chaar karne do Roko na roko na mujhko pyaar karne do

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खुद को करो कंजूस इतना; कि हर SMS भेजने से पहले; सर्विस सेंटर वाले खुद कॉल करके पूछें; . . . . . . क्या आप सच में इसे भेजना चाहते हैं, या सेंडिंग (sending) फेल कर dun

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Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi. Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai. Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.

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ये घर वाले मुझे सुबह-सुबह ऐसे उठाते है,
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जैसे तीसरा विश्वयुद्ध शुरु हो गया है और मैं
ही आखरी सैनिक बचा हूँ!!!
:joy::smiley::smiley::joy:

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Boss nokrani se: tujh men begam se ziada maza he. Nokrani: lekn sahab ji is mehal ke sare nokar kehte hen k tujhse begam men ziada maza he.iii

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Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad, pesh hai. Messagegiri jisme aap msg kare ya na kare, ham msg bhejte rahenge, kabhi to aapko sharm aayegi.

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Two lovers in pizzahut. Ladka: kya khaogi? Ladki: . "Kachori Hi Mangwa Lo" Moral: Govt. School Ki Ladkiya ptaoge to aisa hi hoga...!

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Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi Karna, Mujhe Sab Auraton Se Darr Lagta Hai.. Father: Kar Le Beta, Fir Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr Lagega, Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi!

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Vo kaun aadmi hai Ko ek hath se 100 gadi rok shakta hai???? . . . . . . . . TRAFFIC POLICE yaar... Tum bhi na ... Har bar rajnikant nahi ata..

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Aaj Mujhe Ek ladki kehti hai.. Meri facebook pe ID bana do ... ! . . . Maine kaha : Tujhe ID Chalana Aati bhi hai kya?? . . . Woh pagli boli : Chala aap lena... Main picche baith jaungi __ ! Ha ha ha ha , boys THOKO LIKE

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एक बहुत सुंदर लड़की बस में बैठी थी

बगल में बैठा लड़का उसे घूर रहा था

लड़की ने पर्स से एक समोसा निकाला
और समोसे के अंदर का मसाला खाने लगी

लड़का – आप मसाला ही क्यों खा रही हैं
पूरा समोसा खा लो

लड़की – नहीं मुझे डॉक्टर ने
बाहर की चीजें खाने से मना किया है :) :wink:

लड़का बेहोश..

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I was In A Taxi When Da Taxi Driver Said I Love This Job. I am Indpndnt. I an own Boss & No Body Tells Me What To Do I smiled & Replied Aagy Se Left.

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Call Kar K Larkon Ko Karti Hain Ye Pareshan. MissBell Aur SMS Kar K Kehti Hain MERI JAAN. Teri Aawaz Sunne Ko Tarastay Hain Mere Kaan. 12 Boyfriends Bana Kar Akarti Hain Pehlwaan. Apni Friends Ko Har Raaz Bata Kar Karti Hain Hairaan. Kehti Hain, Lakon Ko Ullu Banana Hai Bohat Aasan. Hosh Kar Aye Mere Yaar, Aankhen Khol Aur Pehchaan. Mat Aa Inke Chakkar Main Ye Sab Hain Shaitaan. Ab Kisi Ki Call Aye To Usay Kehna JI BHABHI JAAN.

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Girl to boy : me tumhe apna dil nahi de sakti hu . . . . . . . . . boy : me utne upar ki soch bhi nahi raha

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Dil kholo-Pyar lo, . Dimag kholo-Gyan lo . Aankhe kholo-khawab lo . Hont kholo-muskan lo . Kapde kholo aur ... ? Naha lo yar garmi bahut hai... humesa Galat mat socha kro.

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Teacher:Murgiyon ki taange chhoti kyun hoti hai??? Sonu:Teacher, agar murgiyon ki taange Lambi huiiii toh Ande gir kar toot Jayenge..

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