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  • Ek shaitan baccha unknown number se call karta hai…. ek aadmi uthata hai: Aadmi: Hello! Baccha: Ullo pullo kullo ! Aadmi: Kaun hai be ? Baccha: Ek Insan Aadmi: Wo pata hai naam bol ? Baccha: Main ek ganda bacha hu ! Aadmi: Teri to esi ki tesi ! Kahaan rehta hai tu ? Baccha: Prithvi pe ! Aadmi: Wo to pata hai, phone kyu kiya ? Baccha: Tujhe pareshan karne ke liye ! Aadmi: Ruk ! apne baap ko bula ! Baccha: Hello papa, main chhotu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Little Boy: Dad How Was I Born? Dad: Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got Together at"Yahoo". We Set up A Date Via E-Mail & Met In Cyber Cafe Ur Mom AgreedTo "Download..... Data" From My "Pen Drive". Just When I Was About to"Transfer", We Realised That Non Of Us Had"Installed" A "Firewall" It Was Too Late To hit"Delete..... Nine Months Later A "Pop-up Window" Appeared Saying"You Have Got A Male" ....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya..!! Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi..!! . . . . . . Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya… Happy Gandhi Jayanti
    • 10 years ago



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  • तुम्हारी हर बात अच्छी लगती थी, तुम्हारी हर मुलाकात अच्छी लगती थी... अब क्या हो गया है, ऐसा लगता है कोई अपना खो गयाहै... अब तुम वो ना रहे, अब ये आँखें कुछ भी ना कहे.. कभी रिश्तों की है ये ज़िन्दगी, तो कभी किश्तों की है ये ज़िन्दगी... दिल में एक शोर है, कहताहै तू कमज़ोरहै.. सबसे कहा मैंने.. ये मेरे दोस्त की कहानी है, पर सच तो ये है कि.. ये मेरी क़ुरबानी है..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • "VEER" Jaha se msg karunga, 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga. "WANTED" Ek Baar Jo Maine SMS Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO uske baad to Mai Apne BALANCE Ki Bhi Nahi sochta...! "DABANGG" Hum tumhare mobile me itne SMS karenge Ki confuse ho jaoge ki Konsa padhe aur konsa delete kare. "READY" Bara mahino me bara tarike se Tujhko msg karuga "BODY GUARD" Mujpe ek ehsan karna Muje mere hi sms forward mat krna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Muddat se koi shakhs rulane nahi aaya Jalti hui ankhon ko bujhane nahi aaya, Kehta tha k hum sath jiyen sath marenge Ab rooth gaye hain to manane nahi aaya..
    • 10 years ago



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  • When Steve Jobs died, news channels ran snippets on his life all day . . . . When Shammi Kapoor died, we were l bombarded with clips from his old movies. . . . . When Jagjit Singh died, we could hear nothing but his old ghazals all day across all channels . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Intezaar toh ab bas Sunny Leone k marne ka hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Can I Hav A *Hug* ? Girl: No Boy:did U Hear What I Said ? Girl:yes ! Boy: Wat Did I Say ? Girl:can I Have A Hug Boy: Yes, U May!
    • 10 years ago



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  • mohan college mai ek ladki se mohan:-tun tuna ka tun tun-tun tara chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ? Ladki:-chal principal ke pas. Mohan:-lo gi ab to bahano se majak bhi nahi kar sakte. Ladki:-kamine parmition lene.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shopping Mall Ke Bahar Ek Mast Si Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Pappu Uske Paas Gaya Aur Bola Pappu: “Maine Kaha Jaanu I Love You” Ladki: “Tere Jaiso Pe To Main Tatti Bhi Ni Karti” Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Phir Kya Huya Sohnyo, Ek Paad Hi Maar Do“ :P :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • very very funny sms in Hindi » ladka : ladkia pepsi ki botal ki tara hoti h. jitna peo Utna zyada maza deti h. ladki jal kar boli: ladkay juice k dabbay ki tara hoty h. jb maza ane lagta h to khatam ho jata h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki: Mujh par shayari banao. Shayar: In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho andhera. . . In kali-kali Zulfo se karti ho andhera. . . Ho jao takli aur kar do savera.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • - interview - Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega? Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maa: Aaj school se itni jaldi aagaye? Son: Machar maara to teacher ne chutti de di. Maa: Aisa kyon? Son: Machar teacher k gaal per betha tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Science ne saabit kiya h ki, Bandar aur langoor sms pdte waqt ANGHUTHE ka istemal krte h. Na na na na na ab ungli mat lagao Der ho chuki h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police:Hume aapke ghar ki talashi leni hogi, sunne me aaya hai ki apke ghar me bomb hai Santa: Khabar to pakki he par abhi wo maike gai hui hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife (seeing stars): btao wo kaun si chiz hai, jo tum roz dekh sakte ho par tod nahi sakte.? . . . . Husband: nahi mai nahi btaunga. . . . . Wife(smiling): nahi btao na plz. . . . . . Husband : Tera muh ... ..... :-D =))
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife:Tmne Muje Shadi se Phle Q nhi Btaya k Tmari Phle hi RANI Nam ki Wife hy? Husbnd:Mene Btaya to tha k Men tumhe RANI ki tarh Rakhoon ga
    • 10 years ago



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