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Student- Sir Sab Log Hindi, English, Urdu, Me Bolte, Maths Me Kyu Nahi. Teacher - Jyada 3,5 Na Kar 9,2,11 Hole Nahi To 4,5 Jab Dunga To 6 K 36 Dikhne Lagenge.

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Wife bathroom se nahakar bahar nikli: Santa usey ghoor raha tha.. Wife Romantic hokar: " Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?" Santa ne 2 thappad maare aur bola: "Mere Garam Paani se kyu nahai?" :D :D

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Bharti Mehangai:- Aajse 25sal Baad:- Chawal-2rs/Daane. Genhu-1rs/Daane. Oil-6rs/Boond. "Koi 3 Item Lene Par Desi Ghee Free Mea Sunghaya Jayaga

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3 Idiots - Facebook Style: Rancho: *Smiling* Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho? Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai. Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...Tell me what is a Post? Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is Post, Sir. Teacher: Can you please elaborate? Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir...Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir. Match dekha score daal diya! Post hai Sir... Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment, ek second me like! Comment-Like... Comment-Like Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-Like... Comment-Like... Hey Chatur tum batao, Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating system using internet on Facebook is called a Post... Teacher: Excellent! Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein... Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... :@ Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh... Teacher: Get out! Rancho: Why sir? Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye. Rancho goes out and comes back* Teacher: Kya hua? Rancho: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir. Teacher: Kya? Rancho: An utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else... Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho!?!? Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhul gaya tha! Teacher: Seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?! Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya :)

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Ek bahoot maasoom si Biwi thi... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Neeche kya dekh rhe ho......Bhai... Joke to upar hi tha.... :-p

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Sardar Ne ABC Seekh Li: A:Apple B: Bara Apple C: Chota Apple D: Doosra Apple E: Ek Hor Apple F: Fer Apple G: Ganda Apple H: Haraa Apple I: India Da Apple J: Jay�pur Da Apple K: Kharaab Apple L: Laal Apple M: Mitha Apple N: Nawan Apple O: Oooo�! Apple P: Paka Hya Apple Q: Queta Da Apple R: Rall Mil K Khaan Aala Apple S: Saada Apple T: Taqatwar Apple U: Unna Da Apple V: Veer Da Apple W: Wadda Apple X: X-Max Da Apple Y: Yar Da Apple Z: Zindabad Apple

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5 Missed Calls From Your Best Frnd Means They Wanna Hang Out With You.. . . 5 Missed Calls From Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Means They Miss U... . . But. . . 5 Missed Calls From Home Means... "Beta Aaj To Band Bajne Waali Hai..

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Chikan Ready? Yes Boss, Fish Ready? Yes Boss, Omlet Ready? Yes Boss, Mutton Ready? No Boss Q? Q Ki BakarA Abhi SMS Padh RahA Hai...

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Bunty: Dada Ji, Kya Aap Badaam Khate Hain? Dada Ji: Nahi, Mere Daant Nahi Hain. Bunty: To Yein Badaam Rakhiye, Main School Se Aakar Le Lunga

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Afridi : Rohit ke 200 nahi hone denge. , , , Misbah : Magar kaise ?? , , , Afridi : Hum 190 pe allout ho jayenge , , Misbah : Insallah

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Assistant: Sir, Aap Office Me Shaadi Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hi Kyu Rakhte Ho.? Boss: Kyuki Unhe Beizzati Sehne Ki Aadat Hai, Aur Ghar Jane Ki Jaldi Bhi Nahi Hoti!

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Devdas ki tarah jaan mat do yaro Pyar ko lath maro Meri baat mano, Na chandramukhi na paro Roz raat 1 kingfisher maro aur chain se zindagi gujaro.

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*at dinner* She: Daal do. Me: Ruk ja khana toh kha lene do hawas ki Pujaran She: Kameene main daal mang rahi hu. me : le marja bhukad

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Taxiwala:" Bhai 1 RupyaChange Nahi Hai, Ye Dekho 1 Rupye Wala Video.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pappu:" Ye Le 4GB Memory Card With 1000 Videos, Nikaal 1000 Ka Note... :/ :

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Bf:" Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karti Ho . . . . Gf:" Arz Maarti Hu.. . . Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada . . Samja Hai Jise Khud Se Zyada . . Bharosa Hai Jispe Sabse Zyada . . Tu Hi Hai Woh "Haramzada"

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Kingfisher Assistant:"sir Pichale 15 Dino Me Ek Bhi Bottle Nahi Biki.. . . . . . . Vijay Malya:"jara Engineering College Me Phone Lagao Aur Pucho Result Kab Hai..:p :O :D :D

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औरत:- भैया लाल मिर्च देना….,

दुकानदार चिल्लाया:- अरे हरी मिर्च देना
जरा…,

औरत:- पर भाईसाहब मैंने लाल मिर्च मांगी
है, जल्दी मंगाइए….,

दुकानदार:- अरे हरी मिर्च ला रे जल्दी…,

औरत (गुस्से में ):- भैया मुझे लाल मिर्च लेनी है, आप बार बार
हरी मिर्च क्यों चिल्ला रहे है….,

दुकानदार (मुस्कुराते हुए):- नाराज न होइए मैडम, लाल मिर्च ही दे रहा हूँ,
हरी तो नौकर का नाम है….. ????

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Wife: Agar mei kho jaau to tum kya karoge? Husband: Mei akhbaar mei advtmnt dunga. Wife khush hote hue: Kya likhoge? Husband : "JISKO MILE USKI"..

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Saradar 2 Boss;Mujhe aap ki beti se shadi karni he. Boss’;Teri income to uska toilet paper b afford nahi kar sakti. Sardar; Accha! Enni tatti kardi ae? Fir rehn do…

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Boy jab fail jo jaye to. mom says 3 words : aur ghoom le . Gf says 3 words : sharam nhi aati . Frnd says 3 words but dil jeet lete hai : abe tu bhi fail For my frnds Style machine

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