Girl- tum bohot besharam hO :@
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Boy- wo to main bachpan se hi hu
main to paida bhi nanga hi hua
tha
Boys always rock...thoko like :-D ;-)
kissing a girl on her forehead is respect,,
kissing a girl on her cheek is care,,
kissing a girl on her eyes is care & love,,
kissing a girl on her lips is love,,
but kissing a girl in front of her boyfriend.....
HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG
Ujine Style
1 Ladke ne 1 ladki se kaha
I Love You
Ladki- Aisa thapad dungi sida Mahakal mandir ja girega.
Ladka.- Thoda dhire marna
mujhe GOPAL mandir per kaam hai...
Breaking news: Ek bache ne Idea cellular ki
advertisement dekh kar apne parents ka mobile
inter-change kar diya.......
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Next week they got Divorced...
Wife: Tumhe Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.
Husband: To Kya Ye 3 Bacche
internet Se Download Kiya Hain?
Wife: Nahi Ye To Tumhare Dost Ke
PEN DRIVE Se Liya Hai ...
NEVER KISS A LADY POLICE,
SHE WILL SAY,HANDS UP.
NEVER KISS A LADY DOCTOR,
SHE WILL SAY,NEXT PLS.
ALWAYS KISS A LADY TEACHER,
SHE WILL SAY,REPEAT IT 5 TIME.........
Facebook ek Mandir hai . Page ek Murti hai Status prasad hai . status Update karne wala Pujari hai . status padhne wala bhagthai . status padhke"LIKE" na kare .... Wo mandir k baharbaitha BIKHARI Hai
Pappu: Yaar Achha Hua Main India
Me Paida Hua, America Mein Nahi.
Chintu: Q America Mein Paida
Hota To Kya Ho Jata..?
Pappu: Tu Bhi Na Yaar, Tujhe Pata
To Hai Mujhe English Kaha Aati Hai.
LIFE changes from
Classroom 2office
Books 2files
Jeans 2formal
Pocketmoney 2salary
Girlfriend 2wife,
Lekin saale dost kbhi nahi badalte
Kamine ke kamine rehte hai.
Doctor ki shaadi Kuch iss
tarah se Honi chahiye,
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Ke lage ki doctor ki Shaadi
hain.
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Baarat ambulance Mein jaaye...
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Shaadi hospital Mein ho...!!
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Photo ki jagah X- Ray liya
jaaye...
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Aur khaane mein Vitamin - C ki
goli Di jaaye...!!
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Mehmaano ko Chai yaa cold
drink
Ki jagah GLUCOSE & ORS diya
jaaye...!!
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Dulhe ke galle mein Haar ki
jagah
"Stethscop" Lagaaya jaaye...!!
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Aur Maza toh tab aaye Jab
Doctor
Shadi ke baad bole
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"NEXT PLZ"
प्लेटफार्म पर ढेर सारा सामान लिए
खड़ी एक औरत से कुली ने पूछा , मैडम
कुली चाहिए ?
औरत ने बड़ी विनम्रता के
साथ जबाब दिया,
नहीं भैया मेरे पति मेरे
साथ हैं...