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  • Billu college ki ladki se bola : I love you Ab tum mujhe bolo . . . Girl : Mei abhi ja k sir ko bolti hu . . . . . Billu : Pagli sir ko mat bol . . . Unki shaadi ho gai hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • आजकल शैम्पू में इतने काजू, बादाम, विटामिन
    और मिनरल्स पाये जाते हैं
    कि सोचता हूँ कि खाने के बाद एक चम्मच शैम्पू लेना
    शुरू ही कर दूँ...
    :laughing::grinning::grin::laughing::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Shampoo Jokes Sms , Hindi Jokes SMS , Funny Jokes
  • Bhagwan shradhalu se.- vats ek mannat mango. Shradhalu.- mujhe phir se, unmarried bana do. Bhagwan- meine mannat mangne, ko kaha tha jannat nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pati-patni Film Dekhne Gye. pati Ne Paan Lekar Ptni Ko Dia. Ptni-1Apni Liye B Le Aate pATI-mai to Bina Paan Ke Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Koi apko Pagal Kahe To Dukhi Mat Hona Afsos Mat Karna Rona B Nhi Darna Bhi Mat Himmat Se Khade Ho Kar Puchna - - - - Tumhe kaise pata chala
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mai To Aaj Apni Bike Aise Hi Wash Kar Raha Tha. . . . . . Ki . . . . . . Daddy Bole== Kamine Aaj Phir Date Pe Ja Raha Hai Tu....... . . , . . Batao Yaro Ab Koi Bike Bhi Nahi Dho Sakta Kya.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dudh Me Milawat.... Pani Me Virus.... Cold drinks me kitna shak... Engineers :- Saaf Bachi Hai to sirf "BEER. Piyo Sir Utha Ke.. Jiyo Ladkhada Ke... AgREe karte HO toH THOKo LIKES
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar To Doctor Puri Body Me Jaha B Ungli Lagao2 Bahut Dard Hota H Dr Suggested X-Ray For Full Body. X-Ray Report. Ungli Me Fracture H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • TEACHER: Wo konsa Department hai jis me Aurat kaam nhi kar sakti..??? : : : Pappu: FIRE BRIGADE.. : : : : Teacher: Kyon : : : : : : : PAPPU: kynki Aurton ka kaam Aag lagana hai bujhana nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi Padosi-Kyu Mar Rahi Ho Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1 Ladki Boli Aap Jise Samprk Krna Chahte Ho, Wo Abhi Vyast He By - $@Ga₹
    • 10 years ago



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  • ek wife ko shadi k bahut salo baad pata laga k uska husband CHHAKKA h aur usko Plastic k L se ch@dta tha.... Wife- tumne itni badi baat mujhse chhupai, tumne meri zindgi barbaad kardi.....husband-baat ko aagey na badhao, maine itne salo me kavi puchha k BUNTY & BABBLI Plastic k L se kaise paida ho gaye?.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aurat Adhi Rat ko Qabr Pr Bethi thi Musafir Ne Pucha Dar Nai Lagta? Aurat Lo Is mai Darne ki kia Bat hai Andr Garmi thi IsLiye Bahir Bethi Hon
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Doggy subh se sham tk bhokta tha BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO Haan bilkul aise hi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu kaPed Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Santa-"Chidiya Bankar." Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!" Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Dost Dusre Dost Se, Yaar Dekhte Hi Dekhte Mai Baap Ban Gaya, Dusra Dost - Yaar Tu Shaktimaan To Nahi Aankh Se Dekhte Hi Dekhte Bacha Paida Kardiya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sapno Me Dil Lagane Ki Aadat Nahi Rahi, Har Pal Muskurane Ki Aadat Nahi Rahi, Ruthne Ke Baad Manane Nahi Aayenge, Ye Sochkar Ruthne Ki Aadat Nahi Rahi...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek moti aurat ne chor pakda or us par beth gai. phir nokar se boli ja police ko bula la Nokar-Meri chappal kho gai hai . . . chor-Saale meri pehen le par jladi ja...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadikarungi... aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • una Hai Tu Bada Pada Likha Hai, Chal Aaj Tera Test Leta Hun. Char Zero Ek Saat Likh Likha? Kaise? 0000 Aise Likha? Fail Correct Ans “4017” Ghar Waalo Ne Kitni Umeedon Se Padhaya Tha, Sab Pani Mein….
    • 10 years ago



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