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  • Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re Arrey chakkar aa gaya.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • CID ROCKS:Itne saal hue Daya ki koi grlfriend nhi hai Itne saal hue Daya ki koi grlfriend nahi hai ACP: Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya kahin gay to nhi hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ledies ke saath log kaise baat karte hai... Petrol Wala: Kitna Dalu Dhobi Wala: Aap Kapde Nikal Ke Rakho Me Abhi Aata Hoon Xerox Wala: Aage Piche Dono Taraf Se Karu Ya Sirf Ek Side Se Fruit Wala: Kele Ka Size To Dekho Dil Khush Ho Jayega Bank Wala: So So Ke Du To Chalega Auto Wala: Aage Se Nahi Jayega Piche Se Lu Paper Wala: Kal Me Niche Se Dal Ke Gya Tha....!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya".. . Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8.. Agle din kendi 6+2=8.. fir kendi 4+4=8 . . . . . . ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padheygi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki ne chote bacho ko kiss kiya, Or chote bacho k gal par lipstik ka daag lag gaya, Tab ladki boli i am sorry tab bacha bola koi baat nahi, Agar accha kam karte samay daag lag jay to daag acche hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher : Repeat the sentence "Delhi me Qutub Minar Hai.." . . Student (in a sleepy tone) : "Dubai mein Kutta beemar Hai....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar usko is baat ka khayal aajae, khatam dunia ka sara bawal ho jai, lag jai tax ladkiyo ke make up par, kasam khuda ki india fir se malamal ho jai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Ameer ka bachcha:- Papa aaj bht grmi h.. Papa:- Hm aaj he A/C lagwa lenge. Ghareeb ka bacha:- PAPA aj kitni grmi h.. PAPA: Chal tujhe Gnja karwa deta hun..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 impossibilties 1-Tm apne baal (hair) gin nai skte. 2-Tm apni ankhen soap se wash nai kr skte. 3-Tm us wqt saans nai le skte jb k tmhri zuban munh se bahir ho . . Andar kar lay kuttalag raha hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • शादी क्या होती है ......
    ये समझने के लिए .....
    एक वैज्ञानिक ने शादी कर ली....
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    अब उसको समझ नही आ रहा कि 
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    विज्ञान क्या होता है...!!!
    :joy::joy::grinning:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Funny Jokes
  • Ek very beautiful N gorgeous girl auto rukwa kar jane ke liye paise tai karte karte doosre auto main baith gayi. Pahla auto wala: Wah! madamji mera khada karwa ke aap doosre pe chad gayi.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zindgi ko jiyoge jitna jindgi kya h ehsaas hoga, zindgi m kr k dekhna muhabbt khyalo m dube rahoge khyalo se bahar aane ka kbi man hoga, khuda ki bakshi hui kudrat h yaha dekhna usko, khuda k pyar or zindgi ki muhabbt h kya ye mesus hoga......sujeetkv
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक भिखारी को कहीं से एक मोबाइल मिल गया. उसने फ़ौरन एक होटल को फोन लगाया. भिखारी: एक प्लेट शाही पनीर, एक तंदूरी चिकन, चना मसाला तुरंत पहुंचा दो …. होटल वाला: लेकिन किसके नाम से ? भिखारी : सब अल्लाह के नाम पे……
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek aurat ne 6 bachon ko ek sathjanam diya. Woh bed se utri aur apne husband ko ek thapar mar k kehnay lagi Mene kaha tha na kutay wala style thek nahi…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ..... agar zindagi teri zulfo ki chhav me guzar jati toh HOME LOAN lene ki zarurat na padti.. :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • mohan college mai ek ladki se mohan:-tun tuna ka tun tun-tun tara chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ? Ladki:-chal principal ke pas. Mohan:-lo gi ab to bahano se majak bhi nahi kar sakte. Ladki:-kamine parmition lene.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aalsiyo Utho, Dushman SmS pe sMs Kr Rha h. Or Tum Chup kr Bethe ho, Badla lo wo 1SMS kre to Tum 5 kro, Tehas Nehas Kr do Dushman k Inbox ko.
    • 10 years ago



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  • S SH SHA SHAR SHARM SHARM K SHARM KA SHARM KAR SHARM KARO !! SHARM KARO !! . . . Kanjoos. 1 Msg To Send Karo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hamara Paper tha aur Hum Udas ho gaye, Humne Puri Sheet pe Aapki TASVIR bana dali aur Hum pass ho gaye, kaise? .. ? ? ? Qki Paper DRAWING ka tha aur CAARTOON banana tha:):-):-)
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes