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  • To, The Principal, Dhaakad School, HARYANA. Sir, Baat nue h k school me jee na lagta, or raat ne neend b na aati. darasal school me chhoriyan ki ghani kami ho rhi h. Aur mhari class me to katai konya. Or baaki ki jo h itni bhoondi shakal ki h dekhan ne b jee na karta aur nakhre meri susriyan k asman te unche se, aur Madam b koi khaas item na h, kuch ni te 4-5 suthri suthri kaam aali rakh leo Aapka bahut bahut dhanyawad Urs obediently nam koni batau
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hasino Ko Apna Dil Na Dena Yaaro Dil Ke Jazbat Ye Kya Janegi..? . . . . . . Kandhe Ka Dupatta To Sambhalta Nahi.. . . . Hmara Dil Kya Ghanta Sambhalegi...!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy-muje pyar krti ho to kal white suit pahan k aana . Ladki black pahan k aayi . Boy:tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya ki tu muje andar se pyar krti h:-);-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Agar Hero Chunao Lade- Aditya Yadav Tab unke bhasad Is tarah ke honge- Dharmendra- dhosto ye Vote in kuto mat dena. Amitabh- Mere Pas Vote hai, voter hai or condidate hai tumhare pass kya hai, aye. Gabbar- Abe a kaliya Tu Vote kise dega Re, Sunil- hey Voter Ye vote kisi or ke nahi ho sakte, yadi huye to samjho vo har gaya. Sharukh- Kitni Siddat se tumhe batane ki kosis ki, ki jise tum vote doge use puri janta jitane me lag jati hai. Salmaan- Mujh Par ek Ehsaan Karna Ki BJP ko Dhyan Me Rakhna.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Usko Pane Ke Liye To Me GOD Se Bhi Lad Leta. . . . . . Phir Socha.. Exam Ka Time Hai. Last Semester Hai. . . . God Se Panga Lena Theek Nahi..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy::joy::blush::blush::smiley::smiley:
    पति - मुझे अजीब सी बीमारी हुई है मेरी बीवी जब बोलती है तो मुझे सुनाई नहीं देता

    हकीम - माशाल्लाह ये बीमारी नहीं ये तुम पर खुदा की रहमत हुई है
    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::smiley::smiley::blush::blush::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS , Funny Jokes
  • Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladkiyo ki problem ye hai ki unhe lagta hai saare ladke unhe pasand karte hai. Ladko ki problem ye hai ki unhe saari ladkiya pasand aati hai :P
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wife bache ki potty medical test karwane gayi. Doctor. : "Ye potty nahi halwa hai" Biwi- "ek phone karlu??" Doctor. "kyon?" Biwi : "unko batana hai ki potty unke tiffin me chali gayi hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Do baccve jangal men rotti ka rahe the... . . Tab ek sher aata h Ist boy chottu !!!!! Tu dar to nahi rah 2nd boy -- nahi yaar !!! Meh nahi darta hu 1st boy-- to fir apni dho na mari kyo dho raha ga
    • 9 years ago



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  • Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai. Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai? Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.” S.S.DON
    • 9 years ago



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  • Conductor: chilre iddavaru matra bus hatti. Ajji: tagolappa nooru rupayi. Cdoctr: chilre ilwa mathyake bandri. Ajji: ninna hatra chilre ilwenappa? Codctr: illa ajji. Ajji: matte ninyake bus hattidiya? modalu neenu kelagili.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pahela no PREM ="Ankho thi saru thato,mulakato thi vadhto ane Aansu thi Samapt thato", AND Aaj no PREM ="Mobile thi saru thay,sms thi vadhe ane tame Dial karel Number haal ma vyast 6e tyathi puro thay 6e..... by- BHAVIK PARMAR
    • 9 years ago



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  • Har barish me yahi dua h meri, ki barish ki jitni boonden zameen par gire.. Utni bar aap sleep hoke gire.. Khusiyon k samundra me.. :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Gabbar: Ye hath mujhe de de thakur, . . . Thakur: Le le.. mere hath lele.. basanti ke bhi le le,. . Jay aur viru ke bhi lele . . Ramu kaka ke bhi le le . . Aur Octopus ban ja Saale.! . . . . Gabbar: Sorry yaar, tu to emotional ho gaya.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Zoo se 3 gadhe farar ho gye . . . . pahla TV dekh rha he . . . . . dusra foolball khel rha he . . . aur . . Tisra . . . . Are tum nhi, tum hamesha aisa hiQ sochte ho wo mil hi nahi raha hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Makkhi Mar Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari? Man: 3 male aur 2 female. Wife: Kaise malum? Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jethalal- aare daya raat ko Mobile charging me mat rakho, Blast ho jayega, Daya- tapu ke papa Aap tension mat lijiye Maine battery nikal di he...
    • 9 years ago



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