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  • Wife- sunoji ladka bahut paise udane laga h, jaha bhi chhupati hu dhoondh leta hai. Dad- nalayak ki book me rakh de.......exam tak nhi milega...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai, Koi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai, Bda mushkil hota hai jawab dena, Jab koi english mein baatkar leta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai... . Pappu at home : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;) . Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Aunty to bas milne aati hain. . Pappu : Mummy mujhe sab pata hai ;) . Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Raamu kaka to room saaf karte hain bas. . Pappu (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;) . Ramu kaka : sab jaan ne ke baad bhi apne baap ke gale nahin lagega pagley
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pyar mein duniya khoobsurat lagti hai, Dard mein duniya dushman lagti hai, Aap jaise dost jindgi mein ho toh Paani ki boonde bhi hume "HAYWARDS 5000" lagti hain...:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • बाहुबली की कमाई देख लगता है अब ग्रीस भी बाहुबली से लोन लेने आ जाऐगा
    • 10 years ago



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  • Achhe Dost ki 3 Nishaniyan- 1) Kamine kabhi phone nhi karte 2) Zaleel has-has k sms padte hai 3) kitni b bezati ho jaye besharam msg pura padte hai.:) ROHITRAJE
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pati-Na Kajre Ki Dhar Na Motiyo Ke HaR Na Koi Kiya Singar Fir B Kitni Sundar Ho Patni-Kaminey Saf Bol Na MAKE-UP K Liye Paise Nahi Dunga:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Height of Gawarpan... . . . . Boy : "kya tum facebook use karti ho"... . . . . . . Girl : "nahi mai bachpan se gori hun"...
    • 10 years ago



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  • बन्ता : क्या कर रहे हो ???

    सन्ता : बदला ले रहा हूँ..??

    बन्ता : किससे

    सन्ता : वक़्त ने मुझे बर्बाद किया है . . .
    मैं अब वक़्त बर्बाद कर रहा हूँ..


    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS , Funny Jokes
  • Kya apko ladkian pasand hai.. ?? . . . . . Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai.. ?? . . . . . . . . . . Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai.. ?? . . . . . . . . . To Gol gappe ka thela laga le..:p :O :D :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband- Mujhe nind nhi aa rahi hai!! Wife- jao aur kitchen ka sara bartan saaf kar do! Husband - Arey pagli!!! Main Neend mein bol raha hun!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rule Of Boys Phulo Ki Mahak Churayi Nahi Jati . . . Suraj Ki Kirne Chupayi Nahi Jati . . . Kitni B Beautiful Ho Apki bibi Par . . . . Dusri ki bibio Se Nazar Hatai Nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • mat krna kisi ka intejar, aane wale khud hi chale aayenge, mat krna kisi ka intejar, aane wale khud hi chale aayenge, warna us waqt bahut pachhtaoge jb wo chhor k chale jayenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ek chokrie bhagvanni khub bhakti kari ane bhagvan pragat thaya bhagvan : hu tari bhaktithi prasan thayo chu mang tare mangavu hoy te chokri : bhagvan mara lagna ek samajdar chokra sathe karavi do bhagvan : e shakya nathi biju mang chokri : na bhagvan e kem shakya nathi bhagvan : beta je samajdar hoy te lagna na kare.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor pagal se- Ye kya hai? Pagal- Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai... Doctr- Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha? Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai 1 raja ghode par baith ke jungal ki taraf chala, aur akhri page pe likha ke wo raja jungle pahuch gaya.. Doctor- To Kaminey! Bich ke 498 panno pe kya likha? Pagal- tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maa: Beta, tu apne baal kyoon nahi katwaata? Pappu: Yo! its fashion mummy . . . . Maa: Wo to theek hai, par log teri beheno ko dekhne aate hain, aur tujhe pasand kar jaate hain..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Orkut pe ladki patayi Facebook pe baat chalayi Twiter pe mom dad se milayi Yahoo pe divorce ho gaya Chalo isi bahane computer course to ho gya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband Ko Market Jaate Hue Wife Ne Paise Dekar Kaha, Kuchh Aisi Cheez Laana Jis Se Main Sundar Dikhu... Husband Khud Ke Liye Whisky Ki2 Bottle Le Aaya!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Q:Ladkiya Kabi Khud Pyar Ka Izhar Pehle Q Nhi Krti? Intresting Ans Taki Break-up Krte Waqt YeKeh Ske K Tum Mere Piche Pade The Mai Nhi....
    • 10 years ago



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