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DAD To Son Dad:Son Y Do U Look So Upset? Son:I Cant Tell U Dad Dad: Treat Me As Ur Friend . . . . . . . . Son:.......Yar Teri Bhabhi Naraz Ho Gaye Hai

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D fastest way 2 receive LOVE is to give LOVE, D fastest way 2 lose LOVE is 2 hold it too tightly, & D best way 2 keep LOVE is 2 give it wings.....

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College days ::: Sona - 10 ghanta PC - 4 ghanta Khelna - 4 ghanta Tv - 3 ghanta Dost - 2 ghanta GF/BF - 1 ghanta Aur padhai . . . . . !!!GHANTA!!!

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Boy:" Main tumse bahat pyar krta hu . Reh nhi skta tumhare bina . . Girl:" Mere piche apni zindagi barbad mat kar . . Boy:" Q ?? . . Girl:" Iss raste pe patthr or kanto k alwa kuch nhi . . Boy:" Are pagli... tu tension na le Mere paas WOODLAND k shoes hai bas tu patja

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Husband wife ki larai ho rhy thi Unka chota bacha b wahan betha tha Husband: Tu sali kutti Wife: Tu sala kutta Bacha masumiat sy bola: Or Main sala katoora.

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Ladki ne boy frnd ko fone kiya touss ke bhanje ne fone uthaya. Ladki: Apne uncle ko fon do. Bacha: Aap ka name? Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-eman ka fone hai. jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha usse sunn kar larki behosh ho gayi. uss ne masumiyat se kaha: "lekin aunty mobile pe to "RameshPlumber ki Beti"likha hua tha..;)

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HAMARE YAHA Naya Purana Achha Kharab Taza Basi Tuta futa SABHI Prakar k SMS Sweekar kiye Jate hain Hamari 2sri koi Branch Nhi hai.

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LarKi Ka BaAp: Tum MErI BEtI Ko kAbSe PyaR kArTE Ho ? LaDkA : 4 mAhiNe Se. BaAp : MaIn KaEse.... YaKiEn kArU. LaDkA: OuR 5 mAhinE RuKiyE yAkiEn AApnE AAp Ho jAyEga.

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Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha- . . . dekh-dekh , padosh ki ladki ko dekh, wo tumhare sath padhti hai, . . . 1st aayi hai. . . . . . Boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh . . Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon. . .PA1

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Itna Na Todpao k Sochte Reh Jaye Itna B Na Satao k Rote Reh Jaye Zindgi K Bad B Chaha He Tuje U DIL Na Dukhao K SaaSe Ruk Jaye.

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Ek Akalmand Insaan Ne Bewkuf Se Puchha... Saari Duniya Tumhe Bewkuf Kyon Kehti Hai? . . . . . . . . Niche Kya Dekh Rahe Ho Jawab Do..

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Santa Class Main Hans Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli Stand Up Koun Ho Tum??? . . . . Santa:-tum Koun Ho??? . . Ladki:-main Moniter Hun... . . . Santa:- Hahahahahaha Tery Din Gayein Ab Laptop Aur Lcd Ka Zamana Hai.

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Ik baar ik aadme ka mobile toilet me gir gya tabhe toilet me se ik devi prakat hui aur us aadme ko ik golden color ka mobile diya to aadme ne kaha ke ye mobile mere nahi hai to devi kahte hai ke ja ke ese dho le pote mai ho gya hai

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Q- a parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!! Prove how is this possible.? . . . . . . . Physics student: assume that elephant’s name is parrot & parrot’s name is elephant:d:p:) physics can prove anything

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School ka wo Last day.... . . . . . . jab sari ladkiya Saree meaati hai.... . . . . . . . . . We all have a feeling k saala ye "Raanu" bhi Itni Sunder hai.... . . School dress me pata hi nahichala yaar... . . Ye to Pat hi Jaati... And jab u think k last me baat karunga... Uska bhai usko lene aa gaya. :-(

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A beggar- Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai

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Wife bathroom se nahakar bahar nikli: Santa usey ghoor raha tha.. Wife Romantic hokar: " Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?" Santa ne 2 thappad maare aur bola: "Mere Garam Paani se kyu nahai?" :D :D

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7 Chatai Par 7 Sadhu Baithe The. Ladke Ne Sabse Bade Sadhu Se Pucha, Baba Ladkiya Set Nai Hoti Kya Karu? Sadhu (Chote Sadhu Se) 1 Chatai Aur Laga Bhai K Liye.

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Do Ladke Santa Ke Saath Motorcycle Per Jaa Rahe They. Policeman Ne Hath Dikhakar Rok Liya. Santa Oye! Pehle Hi Teen Baithe Hain, Ab Tu Kaha Bethega!

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Ek aurat Bache ko liye ro rahi thi. Ek Student ne rone ki wajah puchi Aurat ne kaha k mera bacha bimar hai or dawa k liye paise nahi hain. Student ne 1000 ka note diya aur kaha jao dawa lo or Rs.100 ka doodh bhi le lena Baki paise mujhe wapis de do. Aurat thori der baad dawa aur doodh le aayi baki 650rs student ko wapis kar diye. Student khush hua or sochne laga k Neki kabhi zaya nahi jati. Docter ko fees mil gayi, bacche ko dawa mil gayi aur mera nakli note bhi chal gaya.

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