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  • KISI LADKI KO CHEDO USKA HATH PAKRO AGAR WO THAPPAR MARE TO KAHO.............. . . . . . . . . . . . . TUM PEHLE IMTIHAAN ME PAAS HO GAYI HO.... MUJHE AISI HI SHARIF LADKI CHAHIYE THI..........
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher- 'Gaali' ki paribhaasa bataao Student- atyadhik krodh me maulik shabdo se ki gayi hinsaatmak karyavaahi jìs se dil ko bahot santusti milti hai, Ko Gaali kahte hai;-);-) Teacher- Prabhu, aapke charan kahan hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek dìn ek 8sal ka baccha restru par gaya. Baccha ne waiter sea pucha how much the big ice cream cone cost the waiter repld rudely rs 15. The boy checkd his pocket and found nly15 rs wid him again the boy askd hw much the small one cost waiter angryly replied 12 he orderd nd hap it. Aftr the boy went the waiter km to cln his tble nd wile remvng the plate he found 3rs tip was left 4 the waiter..tears flwd frm the eys. Living a life 4 others iz much bttr tan living a life 4 ourslv..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baccha :- Madam Aap Mujhe Bahut Achi Lgti Hein, Mein Aap Se Shaadi Karu gaa.. Madam :- Gusse Se, Muje Bachon Se Nafrt H, Baccha :- Ok Madam Mein Koshish Krun Ga Ke Bacche Na Ho
    • 10 years ago



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  • पत्नी(पति से): आज रामायण के पाठ में पंडितजी ने बताया कि रामराज में शेर और बकरी एक ही घाट पर पानी पिया करते थे, यह भला कैसे हो सकता है? पति(पत्नी से): हो क्यों नहीं सकता, क्या मैं तुम्हारे साथ नहीं रहता?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil Ko Sabse Zyada Dard Kab Hota Hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jab Aap Mobile Charging Par Laga Kar Jaye, . . Aur 2 Ghanta Baad Aakar Dekha Ki Switch Board Par Button Off Tha. K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher- Kal tumne chutti kyun ki? Boy- Sir ghar me zaruri kaam tha. Teacher- "Oh I see" Boy- Sir oh ni aayi si......Main hi milan gya si...... By- Shiva Ojha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Master Jee Bole Bachho Se Koi Ashiqi Wala Sher Sunaoo.. Student: Kutta Marta Hadee Pe Bhukaa Marta Roti Pe.. Master Jee Aap Ke Do Ladkiya Par Main To Marta Chooti Pe!AP
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhikhari- Hello TAJ Hotel..., 1 pizza..., 1 biryaani.., 1 ras-malai bhej do...! TAJ- kis k naam se bheju saar.....? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ...Bhikhari- "BHAGWAAN K NAAM PE"...... :-P:-*:-D.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Never Say I Failed 99 Times, Say I Discovered 99Ways Which Causes Failure -Thomas Edison Moral:Besharm Ho Jana But Apni Galti Mat Maan na
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj khane me Roti, Sabji Aur Daal hai, Wah wah. Aaj Khane me Roti, Sabji Aur Daal hai. ACP - Oh My God Daya, Is Khooni Ki Biwi To MAAL hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai? Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam? Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam.. ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.
    • 10 years ago



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  • PaTi & PaTni Ne CooKiNG ConTeST Main BHaG Lia or KHaLi BarTaN Main CHaMMaCH HiLaNe LaGe. - JuDGe:KYa BaNa rahe Ho? - PaTi & PaTni: "BeWaKuF"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har Roz Suraj Dhalta Hai wah wah!! Har Roz Suraj Dhalta Hai... wah wah!! Daya-Sir, Dr. Salunke ka Dimaag to Computer se bhi Tej Chalta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • police- Madam darwaja kholo,Apke pati truck k niche aa kar papad ban gaye hai.. Lady;- To darwaja kholne ki kya jarurat hai Ab.. Ab niche se sarka do
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek chhota sa par bahut khatarnaak sentence jo na jaane kitne Ladko ki jindagi barbaad kar deta hai.. : : : : : : : "Yaar, vo tujhe dekh rahi thi"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Techar:- Ye Kiska Signature Hai, "@@@@@@@" Student:- Mere Pitaji Ka... ? Tchr:- Aisa Kaise ? Student:- Ji, Wo"JALEBI"Bechte Hai.. Hath Aise Hi Chalte Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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