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  • A Nice, Calm And Respectable Lady Went Into The Pharmacy, Right Up To The Pharmacist,
    looked Straight Into His Eyes, And Said, "I Would Like To Buy Some Cyanide."
    The Pharmacist Asked, "Why In The World Do You Need Cyanide?"
    The Lady Replied, "I Need It To Poison My Husband."
    The Pharmacists Eyes Got Big And He Exclaimed,
    "Lord Have Mercy! I Can't Give You Cyanide To Kill Your Husband! That's Against The Law! I'll Lose My License!
    They'll Throw Both Of Us In Jail! All Kinds Of Bad Things Will Happen. Absolutely Not! You CANNOT Have Any Cyanide!"
    The Lady Reached Into Her Purse And Pulled Out A Picture Of Her Husband In Bed With The Pharmacist's Wife.
    The Pharmacist Looked At The Picture And Replied, "Well Now. That's Different. You Didn't Tell Me You Had A Prescription."
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , English Jokes , Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Bola:" Waah, Kya Maal Hai.. . . . . Ladki Hansi Aur Boli:" Maal To Jhakkass hai.. . . . . . . Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na Kaminey...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • PHOOL BINA KHUSHBU BEKAAR CHANDANI BINA CHAND,BEKAAR PYAAR BINA ZINDAGI BEKAAR AUR GIRL-FRIEND KE BINA CARTOON-NETWORK BEKAAR
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Malkin apni nokarani se; Muje lgta hai ki tere malik ka, Office me kisi ldki ke saath chakar hai. Nokarani; nhi malkin aisa mat kho, malik mje dhoka nhi de sakte.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: children whom U hate d most? UKG student: raja ram mohan roy Teacher: Oh god!! Y? UKG boy: He stopped the child marriages. Crazy genaration.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Patni: Agar main waqt hoti to log meri kitni kadar karte! Pati: Log tumhe dekh ke dar jate! Patni: Kyun? Pati: Log kehte ki dekho bura waqt aa raha hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Akbar: Mujse Vada kar Teri Biwi Ki Paheli Kiss Mujhe Lene Denga, Birbal: Vada Hujoor! Par Meri Bhi 1Shart He, Akbar: Bol? Birbal: Shadi Apki Bahan Se Karoonga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • "KIT-KAT" ka swad ho tum "DAIRY-MILK" ka ehsas ho tum "MILK-CAKE" Se Bhi jyada khas ho Tum. Kher jo b ho, mere liye to Dost.. "5-STAR" ho Tum.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Ne Ghar Se bhaag K Shadi Ki.. 5 din baad Wo Rote Hue Lauti.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dad: "Ab Kyun aayi Ho ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . Ladki: Papa Wo BMW ka driver Nikla, Iphone bhi China Wala Tha..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai. Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai? Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.” S.S.DON
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k "SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI" Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko oraa dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha "AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE".
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Jab Maine "BEER" Pehli baar Pee thi, Main Khud Apni Nazron me gir gaya... . . Aur Maine "BEER" Chhodne ka faisla kar liya.. . . Par fir jab Maine Un tamaam "BEER" factory ke Mazdoor, Aur Unke biwi-Bacchhon ke Baare me Socha to Meri aankh bhar aayi... . . Aur Uss Pal Faisla kiya ki Ab se, I will Drink Regularly.. . . Apne liye to sab Jeete hain, Lekin, Hum to garibon ke liye peete hain.. CHEERS
    • 10 years ago



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  • सर- बताओ डेट और तारीख में क्या अंतर है?
    छात्र- सर डेट पर लड़की के साथ जाते है और तारीख पर वकील के साथ जाते है।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Pehli Biwi se Bachha na ho toh Dusri shaadi kar lo, dusri se na ho to teesri kar lo. Saalo Chulhe badlte raho, Cylinder me gas hi nahi hai..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo Aankh badi hi pyari thi Jo usne Humko maari thi, . . . . Hum to MUFT mai fida ho gaye DOSTO Humko kya pata tha ki unko, Baba ramdev ki bimari thi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek train badi der bad chali Muslim bola: ya ali Hindu bola: jai bajarang bali... Panjabi bola : kidhar ka ali kidhar ka bali Salo train apni nahi paas wali chali.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Husband- Mujhe nind nhi aa rahi hai!! Wife- jao aur kitchen ka sara bartan saaf kar do! Husband - Arey pagli!!! Main Neend mein bol raha hun!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 Judwa Bachche... . . . 1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha... . . 2nd Udaas tha... . . Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho... . . Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein... dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Jungle Me Potty Kar Rahe The.. Tabhi Sher Aa Gaya.. Santa:- Tu Dar Raha H. Banta:-nahi To Santa:-to Saale Apani Dho Meri Kyo Dho Raha H.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes