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  • Ek bar (ramlila ke samay) Vakil ke office Mai Hanuman ji aaye or bole jaldi chaliye. Vakil ne pucha kya hua? To Hanuman ji ne bataya ki Ravan ki hatya ke juram mai shri. RAM ko police ne giraftar kar lia hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • I was In A Taxi When Da Taxi Driver Said I Love This Job. I am Indpndnt. I an own Boss & No Body Tells Me What To Do I smiled & Replied Aagy Se Left.
    • 10 years ago



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  • True meanings of "GIRL" "G"= GOSSIP may sab se aagey.. "I"= INNOCENT sirf shakal se.. "R"= RONE ki automatic machine.. "L"= LARAI may sab ki maa...
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक पागल आईना देखकर सोचने लगा: इस आदमी को हमने कहीं देखा है भैया। थोड़ी देर सोचने के बाद: ओ तेरी की!! ये तो वही है, जो उस दिन मेरे साथ बाल कटवा रहा था।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:" Mujhe 1 Aisa Pati Chahiye Jo Acchi Batein Kare, Hanse Mazak Kare Aur Mujhe Gaane Sunaye.. Pappu:" Kamini Tu Husband Chhod, Aur Fm Radio Le
    • 10 years ago



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  • Manzil ki taraf badhte raho. Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno, peeche walon ko age na jaane do aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo. Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ultimate serious........ - ... ek dam jaanleva . . . ladka- Call receive kyo nahi kia ? ladki - wo main . . . . . . . . wo main . . . . . . . . wo main . . . . . . .. . . .. . . . . ........ ring tone par naach rahi thi......
    • 10 years ago



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  • लड़का और लड़की फेसबुक chat करते हुए: लड़की: तू कभी हसता नहीं है क्या? लड़का: क्योँ? लड़की: नहीं, तेरा हसते हुए फोटो नहीं है ना इस लिए पूछा.. लड़का: तू कभी नहाती नहीं है क्या? लड़की: Log Out..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bandar ped par kyu sote he? ? ? ? ? ? Chalo jane do, Ye tumhara personal mamla he, Muje kya? Bas gir mat jana Take care
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bohut ho chuki mohabbat mein meri ruswai, ya Khuda main wafa kar ke bhi bewafa kehlaya, Dard kitne hain bata nahi sakta, Zakhm kitne hain dikha nahi sakta, Aankhon se samajh sako to samajh lo, Aansoo gire hain kitne ginwa nahi sakta.
    • 10 years ago



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  • agar hum na hote to tujhe ghazal kaun kahta, tere chehre ko kamaal kaun kahta, yeh to karishma hai mohabbat ka, warna pathharoN (stones) ko taj mahal kaun kaheta....
    • 10 years ago



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  • SHAITAN ne kaha kisi NAIK insan ka number do Apun usko tang karega. Maine Aap ke no. diye to Shaitan bola~Abe marwayega kya Ye to BOSS ka no. hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Upar Wale Ne Apko Bheja To Bheja Par Bheja To Aisa Bheja K Bheje Me Bheja Hi Nahi Bheja Dont Mind Ye Mujhe Kisi Or Ne Bheja To Mene Apko Bheja Dekha Mera Bheja
    • 10 years ago



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  • School ke dino me sabse majedaar News kya hoti thi...? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Math wale sir aaj chutti par h :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki K Baap Ne Vidai K Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha - “Beta hamari Izzat Ab Tumhare Haath Mein Hai. .. .. .. .. .. Dulha Bola:”Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga! *JuSt FrOm SkR*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband and Wife had a Fight. Wife called Mom : He fought with me again, I am coming to you. Mom : No beta, he must pay for his mistake, I am comming to stay with U!
    • 10 years ago



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  • USEY KEHNa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Chalo Choro Na Kehna Mera Chakar Laga Main Khud Hi Keh Lun Ga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • PriVaTe SCHooL Ke BaCHe Zoo Me: ohH! Wow MNKy iS SLeePiNG DNT DiSTuB..... GoVT SCHooL K BaCHe in zoo: OYe Wo Dekh Tera BaaP So rHa H PaThar Maar SaaLe ko....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bacha road pe kuttay ko le ja raha tha, Ek Police wala hanste hue:Beta apne bhai ko kahan le ja rahe ho? Bacha: Police me bharti krwaneY.! MoraL: Aajkal ki Generation se soch samaj kar baat kare
    • 10 years ago



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