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  • Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai? Student: Aap mast item haiye hamari soch hai, Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap ka weham hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Ar Se Pehle Me Umeed Kyo Chhodu Haar Se Pehle Me Umeed Kyo Chhodu Daya Says Salary Sabko Milti He Darwaza Main Hi Kyo Todu??
    • 10 years ago



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  • GOLU ne naya Saloon khola. 1 Aadmi Shave karane aaya. GOLU-Muchhe rakhni hai? Man-Hai. GOLU Muchchhe kaat ke- Lo ji rakh lo jaha rakhni hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lecture Was Going On.. Suddenly A Boy Went Out Of The Class.. . . Lecturer:Ye Bahar Kyun Chala Gaya . . ?? . . . . . . . . . His Friend:Sir Usko Neend Mein Chalne Ki Aadat Hai .
    • 10 years ago



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  • गर्लफ्रेंड :princess:????: मेरी मम्मी को तुम
    बहुत पसंद आये हो :)

    पींगु :man:????: चल पगली.. कुछ भी हो, मैं शादी तुम से ही करूँगा, आँटी से कहना वो मुझे भूल जाए...:laughing::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Pingu Special Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS , Funny Jokes
  • Boy Friend Jaisa Bhi Ho Awara, Pagal, Deewana, Luchha, Lafanga, Kamina, . . . . Lekin, Jab Uska Message Aata Hai To. . . . Chehre Pe Ajeeb Si Smile Aati Hai. . . Aur Ladki Ko Ehsaas Hota Hai Ke . . . . . "Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai .
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi, uski aankhe jheel se bhi gahri thi, Thak gaya main use I love u kahte kahte, phir pata chala yaar wo to bahri thi
    • 10 years ago



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  • MONU"Ke Ghar Uske SaSuraL Wale Aaye To Biwi Ne Kaha; Mehmaano"Ke Liye JaKar Bahar Se Kuch Le Aao, . MONU"Bahar Gaya Aur Turant"TAXI LeKe Aa_Gaya."
    • 10 years ago



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  • G.k.class Lady Teacher To Boy: 11 Fruits K Naam Batao? Boy: 2 Aapke Aam 2 Pooja K Amrood 2 Shanti K Tarbuz 2 Neha K Santre 2 Pinki K Nimbu Aur 1 Mera Kela..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar Asman Tak Hamare Hath Jate Agar Asman Tak Hamare Hath Jate To Chand Sitare To Kya Dost Tere Liye Pariyo Ki BR* Aur P*NTY Bhi Utar Laate.
    • 10 years ago



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  • When a girl is in her Mayka, She stays like a RANI, Jab Shaadi hokar jati hai toh LAXMI kehlati hai, Aur Sasural me Kaam Karte-Karte BAI ban jaati hai, Is tarah Ladkiya RANI-LAXMI-BAI ban jati hai!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Class Techar Ne Students Ko "My Class Techar" Pe Essey Lekne Ko Kha, Thode Der Baad Ek Student Ne Uth Kar Poocha, Miss "Chikni" Ko English Me Kya Kehte Ha..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Height of Shame. At bus stop a girl was standing with her face covered. A man on bike stops and says “Chalna hai kya?” Girl replies : Papa mein hoon.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa in Lift.. Girl= mehnga perfume laga k lift me ayi, or SANTA ko akad k boli Cobra perfume, Rs.6000..:) 2nd girl ayi=Jasmeen perfume"Rs.7000 ...:) achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell aayi dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda or SANTA ko dekhne Lagi... SANTA with smile:- "Muli"14 Rupey Kilo......:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pyar Ki Har Gali Gumnaam Q Hai, Judai Aur Maut Ishq Ka Anjam Kyu Hai. Log Dete Hai ise Naam Khuda Ka, To Fir Ye MUNNI Itni BADNAAM Kyu Hai Waris ali*
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Girl got a call from unknown number.. . . Man:" Hi, r u single.. ?? . Girl:" Yes, but who r u.. ?? . Ans:"Your Husband.. Aaj ghar aake bataunga..>:O Another call from unknown number.. . . Man:" R u married ?? . . Girl:" Yes, but who R u.. ?? . Man:" Your boyfriend, U cheat!! . . Girl:" Sorry jaanu, I thought it was my husband.. . . Ans:" Husband hi hoon saali kutti, aaj to tu gayi bas ghar aane de.. :p >:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kanjoos baap k bete ne kha: "Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi h. 50,000 mang rhi h, CHUP rehne ke.": Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye. 2 mahine baad dusra beta bola: "Meri GF pregnant h 75,000 mang rhi h .": Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye. 6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli: "Daddy, I am pregnant.!";) Kanjoos ne usko gale se lagaya aur beti ka maatha chum ke kaha: "shabaash beti, ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Raat ko jaagta hai ullu..... Raatko jaagta hai ullu........ Neeche kya dhoond rahe ho?? Babaji ka thullu? :P :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Girl park me bench pe baithi thi.. Bikhri bola - Darling I Love You.. Girl - IDIOT, Mai waisi ladki nahi hoon.. Bikhari - Fir tum mere BED par kya kar rahi ho.
    • 10 years ago



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