Funny Jokes

Aaj to bahot khush honge aap? . . . . Kyon ki, barish jo ho rahi hai . . . aur barish me to . . . . sab hi mendak khush hote hain

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Pappu - Mujhe Apki Beti Se Shadi Karni Hai. Baap - Teri Aukat To Uska Toilet Paper Kharidne Ki B Nahi Hai... . . . Pappu - Accha!!! Itna Hagti Hai, To Rehne Do....:d ;)

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Son:kal papa Nokrani ko bed pe Lita k... Mom:Ruko papa k samne bolo PAPA AATE HI Son-papa Nokrani k sath wahi kr rhe the Jo Varma uncle apke sath krte hai.

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"Usse Juda Ho Kar To Meri Jaan Hi Jaane Wali Thi Faraz' !! Achanak Yaad Aya. . . . . Ke Uski Saheli Ne Bhi Toh Apna Number Diya Tha...!! Tab Jaa Kar Jaan Mein Jaan Aayi.

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Doctor: Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hein..! . . . . Ye Sunkr Pehle To Pappu Bahut Roya Fir Achanak Kuchh Soch Kr Bola. Pappu: Kya Doctor Sahab, Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho, . . . Meri Kidney Kabhi School Hi Nahi Gayi, To Fir Fail Kaise Hogi..!?! Doctor Shocks...Pappu Rocks...

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Santa Ko Beta Hua.. Usse Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye.. Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Woh mar Jayega.. Bacha Bola “PAPA” Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

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Gabbar- Ye haath mujhe dede thakur Thakur- lele Basanti K B lele jay & veeru K B le le durga mata ban ja saale Gabbar- sorry yar tu toh emotional ho gaya

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Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya".. . Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8.. Agle din kendi 6+2=8.. fir kendi 4+4=8 . . . . . . ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padheygi..

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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.

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Boy:Khada nahi hota! Dr:R u Maried? Boy:No Dr:Mutth? Boy:No Dr:U visit Chakla? Boy:No Dr:girlfrnd? Boy:No Dr:Toh phir khada kar k kya 2013 ka calender latkana hey?

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1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do

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Men want 3qualities in wifes: 1)Economist in kitchen 2)Artist in home & 3)Devil in love.. But they get: 1)Artist in kitchen 2)Devil in home 3)Economist in Love

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Girlfrend Romantic mood me- aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai, aajao.. . . . . . . . . . . Boy- tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mereghar sab log hai Tera mann laga rahega Moral- har ladka kamina nahi hotakoi sharif b hota. PA1

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Ek faqir tha.. bhik mangne k liye masjid k bahar baitha tha.. Sab namaazi ankh bacha kar chale gaye aur use kuch na mila.. Wo phir church gaya... Phir mandir aur phir gurudware. Lekin usko kisi ne kuch na diya.. Aakhir 1 beer bar k bahar aa kar baith gaya.. Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh uske katore me kuch daal dete.. Uska katora noto se bhar gaya... Fakir bola... "Waah re Prabhu" Rehte kahan ho aur address kahan ka dete ho...!!

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यशोमति Mom से,
Talking नंदलाला,
राधा Q Fair,
I M Q काला,
बोली Smiling मईया:
Listen मेरे लाला,
…. वो City की Item,
तू Village का ग्वाला ,
Thats Why U काला…
:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

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Toofani anderi raat mein... kabristan ke andere jungle mein.. ek bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha.. . . . . . . . . . . . . "gabra mat sab beham aur afwaah hai.. Koi rajnikant bajnikant nahi hota..

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Arz Kiya Hai . Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se ... Wah Wah. . Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se... . Are Wah Wah....! Lenkin Lekin... In Hasino Ko Kaun Bachayega Ham Jaise.. Kaminooo Seyyy!!!:)

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E SANAM.. . Itna Na Yaad Aya Karo, Ke Raat Bhar So Na Sake. . Dophar Aankh Khulti Hai To, GharWale Nasta Nahi Dete.

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Matlabi Duniya Ke Log Khade Hai, :: Hatho Me Patthar Lekar... :: Mai Kaha Tak Bhagu, :: Shishe Ka Muqqadar Lekar..

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Exam funda- Kisi ko kisi bhi exams me Pass karwana ho to mujhe Rs.15OOO Aur uska Roll number send kar dena . . . . . . Mai uske liye DUA karunga..

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