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  • Ladki subah subah apne bf ko call karti hai... . . . Girl -: Mela sona, Mela baby Mela pyala sa baby Mela cutu cutypie Mela good wala bacha Kya kal laha hai mela bhondu bacha.? . . . . . Kapil : Kitne paise chahie bol ? Subah subah maska mat maar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • मोहब्बत करने वालों को दीवाना कह दिया, प्यार में जलने वालों को परवाना कह दिया, दफना दिया मोहब्बत को पत्थरों के नीचे, लोगों ने उसे मुमताज का आशियाना कह दिया।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bacha: Abu plz mje 5 Rupees dedo. Baap: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apni ammi se lele . Bacha: Ami plz mje 5rp dedo.. Ammii: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apne mamu se lele . Bacha: Mamu plz mje 5rupy dedo Mamu: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apni mami se lele . Bcha: Mami plz mje 5rp dedo Mami: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apne chacha se lele . Bcha: Chacha 5rp hy? Chacha: Ha hy beta du kya? . Bcha: Nhi apni kabar me lay jana icecream wala
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 white cat pani me gir gyi to paas baithi black cat kya bolegi?socho? .socho? Scientist ki tarah mat socho wo myau myau hi bolegi....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Durion ki na parvah kijiye, Dil jab b pukare bula lijiye, Hum dur nahi zayada apse Bas ek bottle MAZAA Aur 5 Samose taaza Mangwa lijiye By - m.jaswant
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kanjoos ke roop mein aapko yaad kiya jayega, Kanjoosi ka aapko award diya jayega, Bhool se koi sms ya call na kar dena, Varna ye award aapse chheen liya jayega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Zabardast dil hila denewala SMS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kal karoonga:p =D =))
    • 10 years ago



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  • Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi. Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi. Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti the…………. Makhi Mortein Laga ka Soti the …
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Me tumhare liye sabko chhod dunga. . Girl: Maa-Baap? Boy: Haa . Girl: Apne Dost? Boy: Haa . Girl: Daru? . Boy: Didi ghar jao, Apke papa pareshan ho rahe honge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Itna Na Todpao k Sochte Reh Jaye Itna B Na Satao k Rote Reh Jaye Zindgi K Bad B Chaha He Tuje U DIL Na Dukhao K SaaSe Ruk Jaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boys Ki SALARY Or Girl Ka PERIODS Ek Jesi Hoti hai... . . 30din Me 1bar Aati He Or 5-6 Din Me Khatam Ho Jati He. . . . Late Aye To Tension OR Na Aaye To Samjho Watt Lag Gai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boys ke Dil ki sabse badi khwaish ............? ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Khud kitne bhi bade kamine honge , par Ladki shareef chahiye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sahab:Tum bathroom main qun ghus ayee, kiya tumhein pta nahee tha ky main nahaa rahaa hun ? Naukar:Sahab galatee ho gaee, mein samjhaa tha begum sahibaa naha rahee hain
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar America, Japan Aur India Ke Police Officers Mein, Behas Ho Gayi, Ki Kon Sabse Badiya Hai !!! Akhir Ye Faisla Hua Ki Competition Rakha Jaye. To Competition Mein Ek Sher Ko Jungle Main Chorr Diya, America Police Ne 10 Ghante Ke Andar Sher Ko Pakad Liya. Sher Ko Phir Jungle Main Choda Gaya Aur Japan Police Ko Pakadne Ke Liye Bheja. Japan Ki Police Ne 5 Ghante Main Sher Ko Pakad Liya. Indian Police 2 Din Tak Laut Ke Nahi Aayi. To Sabhi Officers Unko Dhundne Ke Liye Jungle Main Gaye. Jungle Mein Dekhte Hai Ki Indian Police Ek Gidad Ko Ulta Latka Kar Maar Rahi Thi Aur Bol Rahi Thi: “ Kabool Kar saale, K tu Hi Sher Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi neend me zorse chillai: Jaldi utho, mere PATI Aa gaye SANTA utha, khidki se kud gaya, Tang tut gayi, Fir khyal Aaya sala mein hi to uska pati hu!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar To Doctor Puri Body Me Jaha B Ungli Lagao2 Bahut Dard Hota H Dr Suggested X-Ray For Full Body. X-Ray Report. Ungli Me Fracture H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • IN SINGING STUDENT LIFE------ School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil MereKaam Ki nahi… Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. . Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam.. Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle… Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.. . Result : jab dil hi toot gaya ham jeeke kya kare… Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai… Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay jag soona lage. SKT
    • 10 years ago



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