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  • A beggar- Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Pappu ki maa : 20 saal tak mere koi aulad nhi huyi. . . . … . . . . Press Reporter : phir aapne kya kiya?? Maa : phir jab main 21 ki hui to papa ne meri shadi kar di tab ja ke Pappu hua..!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Ek Aadmi medical shop par Zeher lene gya... . aadmi : ek zehar ki bottle dena . . Dukandar: Bina Parchi k zehar nhi mil skta. . . . Aadmi ne Shadi ka Card dikhaya... . . . . Dukandar: Bas kr Pagle, rulayega kya ? Badi bottle du ya chhoti ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bivi-Kabi to pass mara aao kabi to najra mujsa melao pati-ara tu kya apple ha jo tara pas aya bivi-ni ma apple ni madhumakhi hu:-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki ne mujhe frnd request send ki. Mene puchha: do I knw u? . Usne reply diya: aap mujhe kese pehchanto ho? . Aadhe gante tak yahi behesh krti rahi par ye nhi boli ki, English nhi aati, hindi me bolo
    • 10 years ago



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  • સંસાર બે જ વસ્તુ થી ચાલે છે

    એક સ્ત્રી ને અને બીજી ઈશ્વર થી...!

    પુરુષો તો માત્ર અહીં ભુંગરા બટેટા વેચવા જ આવ્યા છે
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Gujarati Jokes , Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Girl:- Mom-Dad ne kaha hai k agar exams me fail hui to shadi kar denge. Boy:-Tumne kitni tayari ki..? : : : : : : : : : GIRL:-bus Reception k dress lena reh gaya hai.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho? Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Dad: Aaj Tak Tune Koi Aisa Kam Kiya Hai.. Jis Se Mera Sir Uncha Hua Ho? Beta: Ek Baar Aapke Sir Ke Niche l)(”,)____//\_ ]”"”"”"”"”"”"[ TAKIYA Lgaya Tha Bhul Gaye?
    • 10 years ago



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  • y: Sneha In: Jokes SMS Matlabi Dhokhebaaj Ehsanframosh Beimaan Daku Lutere Lafange Paapi Pakhandi In Sabhi Se Bhagwan Apki Raksha Kare...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Amazing Love Story: A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE with kanjoos Girl..:O Girl: Jab Dad so jyenge to mai gali me SIKKA fekungi, awaaz sunke tum turant andar aa jana. Lekin Boy sikka feknek 1 ghante baad aaya.:-| Girl:Itni der kyo laga di?;-> Boy:Wo mai sikka DHUND rha tha.. :D Girl-pagal wo to"DHAAGA BAANDH" k feka tha, wapas khich liya..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Zindgi ka pahla pyar kaun bhulta hai ye pahli br hota hai jb koi kisi ko khud se badhkar chahta hai, Uski pasnd uski khwahish me khud ko bhul jata hai, Hota hai itna khubsurt pehla pyar to na jane kyu aksar adhura reh jata hai..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Solid Insult :( :P Boy to girl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya ho! . . . . . . Girl- isliye itni der se soch rahi hu k mere pass Kutta kyo khada hai?
    • 10 years ago



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  • बीवी बोली....
    English बोलणी आवै है....
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    मैं बोल्या...
    बोलण का तो पता नहीं ....
    लेकिन पीणी:beers: जरूर आवै है..!:smile::yum:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Husband And Wife Jokes
  • Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: For u and ur parents.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkia Market Main, Patakhe Khreeed Rahi Hai. . . . . . . . And Boys Market Main, Patakhe Dekh Rahe Hai. Njoy With Patakhas Boyz Nd Galz
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1-7year girls Love MUM 8-16year girls Love DAD 25-50year girls love husband what searching Oh but 17-25years girls loves only PAISA dhunde PAISA K.khan
    • 10 years ago



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  • GF: Me Tere Letters Ke Stamp Tickets Ko KISS Krti Hu.. Unhe Tere Lips Ne Chua Hoga.. BF: Pr M To Unhe Apne Kutte Ki Nak Se Gila Kr K Chipkata tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yaar door kar do meri ye uljhan, Tum hi ho har problem ki suljhan, Thoda khayal rakhlo mera bhi yaaro, Dhund do apne is “BROTHER KI DULHAN”.
    • 10 years ago



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