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  • Santa BANK me aake so gaya_: . Puchho Q.? . . Qki.. . . Usne Board par advertise padhi, ki.. . Yaha SONE par LOAN milta Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the... Raste me ek pari milti hai, Pari:" ek-ek wish batao mainpoori karugi.." 1st:" Mujhe gora aur khubsurat kardo.." Pari ne kar diya.. 2nd:" mujhe bhi aisa kar do.." Pari ne kar diya.. . . . . 3rd zor zor se hasne laga or phir bola... . . "Inko wapas pehle jaisa kardo... Moral:" Har ek Friend kamina hota hai...:p :O :D Style machine
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1.shoo 2.goo 3.choo 4.roo 5.riya 6.tiya 7.piya Ab es msg me khud ko talash krne k liye 3 Or 6 Parhen Shukriya
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu- Yaar 10 saal me sirf 3sri bar hi kyu Manmohan Singh media se ru b ru honge. Addu- Tu Fir bhul gya manmohan singh silant mode me the tab media se ru b ru kese honge :D :p .
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ? Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ? . Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladkiyo ka real fact: pehle to ladke se kehti hai, tum mujhe pasnd karte ho na.. Ladka: Nahi to.. Ladki: Me sab janti hu.. Ladka: Pata hai ek ladki mujhe acchi lagti hai.. Ladki: Wo main hi hu na such bolo.. Moral: Ladke kabhi purpose karte nai ladkiyan karwati hai..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha- . . . dekh-dekh , padosh ki ladki ko dekh, wo tumhare sath padhti hai, . . . 1st aayi hai. . . . . . Boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh . . Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon. . .PA1
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladka Universty me Larki se:" Aap ka Name?? . . Ladki Ghussey se:" Mujhey sab Bahen kehtey hain.. . . . . . . . . Larka:" O Accha to aap hain wo jiski waja se sab mujhey jeeja ji jeeja ji Kehtey hain.. Hahahahaha Boys Thoko Like
    • 9 years ago



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  • Two K!d$ Were Ly!ng Together On @Bed $h@r!ng The $@me Bl@nket,,,,, 1$t :- Me!n 1 L@dk@ Hun Tum Kon Ho ?? 2nd :-  Mujhe Nh! Pt@,,,,, 1$t :- Acha@, w@!t K@ro Abh! B@tat@ Hun,,,, Yeh Keh K@r Vo Bl@nket Ke And@r G@ya, Or  Thod! Der B@d Nikl@ ,,,,,, Aur Kehne Lag@ Tum Ladk! Ho,,,,, 2nd: Tumhe Ke$e Pat@ ?? 1$t :- Kyon K! Me!n  Blue $ock$ Pehn! He!n,,,, Or Tum Ne P!nk,,,,,,,,,, :":":":":": @PN! $OCH $A@F R@KH@ K@RO
    • 9 years ago



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  • SIR:Birbal kaun tha? STUDENT:Pata nahi. SIR:Padhai par dhiyan do to pata chale. STUDENT:Rajesh , Shoaeb aur vicky kaun hai. SIR:Mujhe kya pata. STUDENT:Beti par dhiyan do to pata chale.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl to kapil: "Aap mujhe lift denge to main apko apna cell no.. dungi . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kapil:" Jahan bol wahan chhor dunga, number vmber rehne de bas mujhe pyaz ke pakode khila dena bahen.. :-P :-P
    • 9 years ago



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  • कुछ दिनों बाद कुकरी शोज में रेसिपीज कुछ इस तरह बताई जाएंगी... नमक स्वाद अनुसार। टमाटर, प्याज और अदरक औकात अनुसार.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dudh Me Milawat.... Pani Me Virus.... Cold drinks me kitna shak... Engineers :- Saaf Bachi Hai to sirf "BEER. Piyo Sir Utha Ke.. Jiyo Ladkhada Ke... AgREe karte HO toH THOKo LIKES
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hospital Me Sare Pagal Ro Rahe Te 1 Pagal Chupchup Soya Tha. Doctor N Pucha-tum Q Shanti Se Soye Ho? Pagal-bewakuf, Mai Mar Chukahu Isliye To Sab Ro Rhe Hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Baap: Sach sach btao ye 100 ka note kaha se laye?? . . . . . . . . . . Beta: Mujhe bahar gali ME pada hua mila. Aur agar yaqin nai ho to bahar ja k dekh lo, 1 aadmi Abhi tak dhund raha Hai .. :O
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..? Banta- haan Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi Banta- oye pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!
    • 9 years ago



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