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  • Wife- aapki phli wife kaise mari? Pati- zahar khane se . Wife- aur WO dusri wali .. Pati- use goli maarni paid. Wife- kyu. Pati- kyuki WO zahar nhi kha rhi rhi....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy:" Call Me Sweetu.. Girl:" Sweetu.. . . . Boy:" Call Me Sweet Heart.!! Girl:" Sweet Heart. . . Boy:" Call Me Honey. Girl:" Honey. . . . . Boy:"abey Jaahill Ki Bachiii, Caalll Kar Naa.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:"mom aaj 1 ladke ne mere gaal pe kiss kiya.. . . . . . Mom:"tune usko chata mara ya nahi.. . . . . . Girl:"mujhe achanak Gandhi ji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gaal aage kar diya..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Free Advice for boys :- . . . . . . . . Ladki ki Pic par kabhi comment mat karnaa warna 3 Mahine tak notification aayagi :/ :D ;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola: ‘Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge’ Ladka: ‘Saale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Read Must :D Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai... . Pappu at home : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;) . Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Aunty to bas milne aati hain. . Pappu : Mummy mujhe sab pata hai ;) . Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Raamu kaka to room saaf karte hain bas. . Pappu (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;) . Ramu kaka : sab jaan ne ke baad bhi apne baap ke gale nahin lagega pagley
    • 10 years ago



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  • I Will Give You One Kiss To Go To Sleep. I Give You Two Kisses To Dream. I Give You An Endless Row Of Kisses To, When You Wake Up In The Morning, Think Of Me......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy Send Friend Request to Girl On Facebook:- Girl: Kaunn Ho Tum? Boy: Hasrat Tumhari! Girl: Chahte Kya Ho? Boy: Mohhabat Tumhari! Girl: Pachtaoge Tum! Boy: Kismat Hamari! Girl: Married Hoon Main! Boy: To Status Single Se Hata Manhoos Naari.
    • 10 years ago



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  • पहला गधा: यार मैं जिस धोबी के घर काम करता हूँ, वो मुझे बहुत मारता है: दूसरा गधा: तू घर छोड़कर भाग क्यों नही जाता? पहला गधा: क्या बताऊँ यार, धोबी की एक बहुत खूबसूरत लड़की है, वो जब भी शरारत करती है तो धोबी कहता है कि, तेरी शादी गधे से कर दूंगा, बस ये सोचकर रुका हुआ हूँ!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy : Tumhara naam kya hai? . . Girl : kyun btau? Mein tumhai janti bhi nahi!! . . . . . . Boy : Na batao mein konsa tumhai apni BMW mein betha raha hun! . . . . ,. Girl : PINKY,B.com2nd yr wosamne wali gali me right hand pe 4th number pe mera ghr hai 32/b, Ghar mein ek chota bhai n mummy papa hain, Tution timing 6 to 8. . . . . . . . . . . . .. . Boy :- Ok Jis Din Main BMWkharid lunga na usss din jarur baithaunga thik hai... hahahahahahahhaboyss thoko like***
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher aur Umpire ek jaise hote hain.. . . . . . . . . Dono karte kuch nahi, bas khade khade Ungli karte rehte hain.!! :p :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai par fir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta? . . . . . Pappu: LADIES TOILET!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: (be positive) Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab patahai.... Chintu: (at home) Papa, mujhe sab pata hai!! Papa: beta..ye le 50 Rs. Aur chup rehna...aunty to bas milne aati hai..!!! Chintu: mummy, mujhe sab patahai.! Mummy : beta ye le 100 Rs aurchup rehna, ramu kaka to bas room saaf karne aate hai...!! Chintu: ramu kaka mujhe sab pata hai... Ramu kaka: sab pata hone ke baadbhi apne baap ke gale nahi lagega kya??? -happy
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girlfriend :”Last night I had a dream of you.” . . Boyfriend (got excited):”Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke” . . Girlfriend replied :”We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. . . Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.” Boyfriend (with luv):”I was searching for you, na? . Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting, “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the” :P :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • VALENTINES SPCL Three guys proposed a Girl First Guy : I can die for you. Girl : Everyone says that. Second Guy : I can bring you a star from the sky. Girl: Old dialogue. Third Guy : I can give you my Facebook password, switch off my BBM and deactivate my Whatsapp Girl (tears in eyes) : Paagal ... Itnapyar karta hai mere se
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhakt=bhagvan muze dukh de dard de, tension de Barbad kar de Mere piche har mushkil laga de Bhagvan=ek line me bolna GIRLFREIND Chahiye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Amazing Story – Ek Bholi Si Ladki, Apne Pagal Lover Se Milne Aayi After Meeting – Boy : I Will Drop You To Your Home Girl : Ok They Were Going Back To Home - Girl : Janu, Car Dheere Chalao Na. Boy : Kyu ? Tumhe Darr Lag Raha H ? Girl : Nhi, Abhi 5 Min Me Hum Ghar Pahuch Jayenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyon k nakhre hazar 500 ka note do kahti hai yeh to kar rhe ho mazak 1000 ki patti paate hi kahti hai , . . Aadab Aadab. Just 4 lover.
    • 10 years ago



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  • meetha intezaar to intezaar se yaar meetha, meetha pyar to pyar se meetha yaar, meetha yaar to yaar se meethi yari, isase meetha kuch na mila dekhi duniya sari. @srparmar®
    • 10 years ago



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  • 'Usse juda ho kar to meri jaan hijaane wali thi Faraz' !! Achanak Yaad Aya... . . . . . . . . . Ke Uski Saheli Ne Bhi Toh Apna Number Diya Tha...!! Tab Jaa Kar Jaan Mein Jaan Aayi.
    • 10 years ago



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