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Kisi Ke Paas Waqt Nahi Kisi KeJawab Ka. Zindagi Lage Jaise Koi Sawal HoHisab Ka. Disturb Karne Ke Liye Maaf Karna. Makshad Tha Puchhana Kya HaalHai Apka.

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Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh K Bola- "Waah, Kya Maal H.." Ladki Hansi Or Boli- . Maal To Jhakkass hai.. Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na.. :)

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Kaise hai ye duniya ham samjh nahi paaye. Bhikare hue sapne ham jod nahi paaye, sayad honge ham hi itne Bure, Jo kisi ke dil mai ham utar nahi paaye…

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चिंटू (मोनू से)- आजकल ज्यादा बच्चे जुड़वा क्यों पैदा होते हैं? मोनू (चिंटू से)- देश में इतना आतंकवाद बढ़ गया है है कि बच्चे भी अकेले आने से डरते हैं।

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1 girl had bunked the lecture and moving around in college.. one profeser asked her: ye kya? Period me ghumna? Girl: yahi soch to badalni hai..!!

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After Car Accident American: Its Fine Man British:Im So Sorry Chines:r U Ok INDIA:O. Andha H Kya Kutte Ki Tarha Chala Rha Tha Tere Baap Ka Road H Kya.

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Itne Khuddar The Ke Kabhi School Na Jate.. . . . . . Wo To Ladkiyon Ke Shauq-E-Deedar Ne Hume Yaha College Tak Pahuncha Diya.

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Sunil sbzi lene gya. Sbzi wala sbzi pr pani mar raha tha. Kafi der hogayi to sbzi wale s sunil bola...Ager sbzi ko HOSH agaya ho to 1 kg. dedo

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Ladka-Ladki ped ke piche bete the, Old man- Beta kya yehi humari sanskarti hai..?? ? ? Boy- Nhi unkale ye to Sneha hai, Aap kisi aur ped ke niche dekh lo..

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Ldki- Parso Mai Tumhe Rakhi Bandhne Ayi Thi, Par Tumne Nai Bandhwai.. Q Ldka- Agar Me Tere Liye Mangalsutra Lau To Kya Bandhwayegi,Baat Krti Hai

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Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadikarungi... aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.

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Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore KiLottery Nikli,Company Ne Socha kAchanak Btayege ToLadki Khushi Se Mar Sakti Hai,Usne Pappu Ko Ye Kaam Diya orKaha k ladki ko kuchhiss tarah se Btana Ki WoKhushhi Se Mar Na Jaye,PappuNe Ja ke Us Ladki ko kahaMaan lo Aap Ko 5 Crore KaInaam Nikle To Kya Krogi...??Larki : Aap Ke SamneDance Karungi Aap Se Pyar Krungi,Shadi Karlungi, Yehi Nahi,Aadha Inaam Bhi tumhe De dungi.Ye sun kr Pappu Hi Khushi Se Mar Gaya..

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Santa flight me pilot ka headphone cheen raha tha... . Pilot:-Ye kya kar rahe ho..?. . Santa:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno...!! : p #Sp

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1 LaDKi KHaDi Thi Na sMs Kr RaHi Thi Na CaLL Kr RaHi Thi Fir B USKa BaLNCe Ja RaHa Tha - KaiSe . . SoCHo Yar - KYu K - Wo 1Pair Pe KHaDi Thi

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Aayine Par Bhi Parda Kar Ke Dekha, Khud Ko Bhi Humne Tanha Kar Ke Dekha, Pata Chal Gya Hume, Kitni Mohabat hai Aapse, Jab Teri Yaad Ko Dil Se Juda Karke Dekha.

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Achhe Dost ki 3 Nishaniyan- 1) Kamine kabhi phone nhi karte 2) Zaleel has-has k sms padte hai 3) kitni b bezati ho jaye besharam msg pura padte hai.:) ROHITRAJE

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Bunty Ka Dost Uske Ghar Pehli Baar Gaya! Yaar Bunty, Tera Ladka Ekdam Tere Jaisa Dikhta Hai. Banti: Arey Dheere Bol Marvaiga Kya, Kaamwali Ka Ladka Hai, Ghar Me Khelne Aya Hai...!!

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Girl Short Kapde Pehn Ke ... . . . . Me Choti Lag Rahi Hu Na ? . . . . . . . . . Badtmeez Ladka : Kapde Utar De.. New Born Baby Lagegi...

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1 ganje ke sar par 2 bal the, dono ko aapas me pyar ho gya, par wo dono shadi nahi kar paye, batao kyu kyu ki balvivah kanuni aprad hai.

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Agar Aap Ki Wife Aap Ka Kehna Nahi Sunti.. . . . . . To . . . . . . . . . . . Itne Gour se Kya Padh rahe ho, Kisi Ki Wife Nahi Sunti.. :-P :-D

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