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  • Little Boy: Dad How Was I Born? Dad: Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got Together at"Yahoo". We Set up A Date Via E-Mail & Met In Cyber Cafe Ur Mom AgreedTo "Download..... Data" From My "Pen Drive". Just When I Was About to"Transfer", We Realised That Non Of Us Had"Installed" A "Firewall" It Was Too Late To hit"Delete..... Nine Months Later A "Pop-up Window" Appeared Saying"You Have Got A Male" ....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:Duniya ke sabse puraana praani kaunsi hai? Student:Zebra hai Sir Teacher:Kaise?? Student:Kyunki, woh Black & Whitehai na
    • 10 years ago



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  • Up Coming Movies 1. Jab We Chat 2. Namastey Facebook 3. Hum Aapke Hai Mutualfriend 4. 7 Gaali Maaf 5. Hum Like Kar Chuke Sanam 6. Kabhi Relationship Kabhi Single 7. Meine Poke Kyu Kiya 8. Mere Brother Ki Profile.. Dekna Math Bhulna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkia Market Main, Patakhe Khreeed Rahi Hai. . . . . . . . And Boys Market Main, Patakhe Dekh Rahe Hai. Njoy With Patakhas Boyz Nd Galz
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ishq woh bala hai ..Ishq woh bala hai .. Jisko chhuaa isne woh jala hai .. Dil se hota hai shuru ..Dil se hota hai shuru .. Par kambakht sar pe chadha hai ..Kabhi khud se, kabhi khuda se ,Kabhi zamaane se lada hai ..Itna hua badnaam phir bhi.. Har zubaan pe ada hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Taza Hawa k Lye Main Thori chat Pe Kia Gia Faraz logo Nay Shor Macha Dia Ramzan ka Chand Nazar Aa Gia h.......... O sabar Karo 2 din baki Hain Happy Ramzan ul Mubarik
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yado me Na dhundho hume Dil me hum Bus jasenge....! Tamanna ho ager milneki To.. To... To on karo Mobile Hum inbox me mil jayege.. MISS YOU...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki apni kutiya se puchhti hai.Tumhare itne sare bachhe kyu hotehain? Kutiya: Behan kapde utar kar.road pe ghumo, pata chal jayega..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • मैं उसके चेहरे को दिल से उतार देती हूँ; मैं कभी कभी तो खुद को भी मार देती हूँ; ​​ ये मेरा हक़ है कि मैं उसको थोडा दुःख भी दूं; मैं चाहत भी तो उसे बेशुमार देती हूँ; ​​ खफा वो रह नहीं सकता लम्हा भर भी; मैं बहुत पहले ही उसको पुकार लेती हूँ; ​​ मुझे सिवा उसके कोई भी काम नहीं सूझता; वो जो भी करता है, मैं सब हिसाब लेती हूँ;​​ ​​ वो सभी नाज़ उठाता है मैं जो भी कहती हूँ; वो जो भी कहता है मैं चुपके से मान लेती हूँ।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Strange But True.. . . Duniya Me Har Insaan Ka Alag Naam HAI.. . . Magar Bheed Me Jab Hum Aawaz Lagate Hai.. . . . "Abe Kaminey" Kasam Se 20 Me Se 18 Log Palat Kar Dekhte Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dhirubhai from heaven: "Beta mukesh kaisa chal raha hai, Apna reliance". Mukesh:"Hello kon bol raha hai? Thik se sunai nahi deta. Call me on my HUTCH mobile:"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar Jackie Chan ki Mother-in-law kidnap ho jaye to use kaun vapas layega? . Guess? . . . . . . . . . Vicks VapouRub...! Kyunki Vicks lautaye Chan ki Saas.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Saare Facebook members ko suchana: Kripaya kisi bhi joke ke peeche "Market me naya aaya hai jaldi fwd karo" ka tag laga ke Dimaag ka Dahi na kare. Hum Bhutiye nahi baithe. Hum ko pata hai kaunsa joke naya hai kaunsa purana. Aage se apne aap ko gandu sabit na kare. Dhanyawaad. Jaldi forward karo Ye market mein naya aya hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shadi main ek khubsurat Ladki, Ladke se: aap dance karoge... Ladka khush ho ke bola: Ha.. Ladki pyar se: Toh fir apki kursi main le jaaun.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Japani couple S33XY baat karte huwe: Husband: Sutaki Wife: Kowanini Husband: Toka anji rodi romi hoa yako Wife Ghutnay taik k boli: Mimi yoa nakodinda tinkuji Husband Ghussay se: Na miaou kina tim kouji. Logon ka shok to dekho. Samajh kuch nhi a raha bas S33X ka word aaya or poora message padh dala ..!! Sudhar jao. Sudhar jao
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bacha teacher se:" aap mujhe acchi lagti ho, me aap se shadi karunga.. . . . . . Miss gusse me:" mujhe bachose nafrat hai.. . . . . . . Bachha:" miss me koshish karunga bachhe na ho. :o :-D :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • RAVAN ki Barsi aane wali hai Unki YAAD me plz Ye SMS kam se kam kisi 1 RAAKSHAS ya 1 BHOOTNI ko zaroor SEND karein. Maine apna Farz pura kr Diya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agr aap chor hote to meri konsi chiz churate: 1.Brain 2.Beauti 3.Eyes 4.Luck 5.Style 6.Smile 7.Attitude 8.Dil 9.Character 10.Nature.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pogo joke:- . .......... . . . Pappu Aur Uski Girlfriend Ek Din School Ke Ground Mein Bethe The Girlfriend Ne Kuch Sochte Hue Pappu Se Puchha: “ Yaar, Ye Lal Killa Lal Kyun Hai? ” Pappu Bhi Majak Ke Mood Mein Tha Bola. Pappu: “ Kyunki, Rajnikant Ne Paan Kha Kar Us Par Pichkari Mari Thi, Ab Ye Mat Puchhna Ki Taj Mahal Safed Kyun Hai :
    • 10 years ago



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