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  • 1 dukhi Grlfrnd ne apne Bewafa Boyfrnd k liye 1 shayri likhi "Phulon ka raja, Baharon ka shehzada, SEAL tod kar chala gaya kutta, kamina, haram zada..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli , Company Ne Socha Achanak Btaya To Ladki Khushi Se Mar Sakti Hai, Usne Pappu Ko Ye Kaam Saunpa Ki Aese Btao Ki Wo K kushhi Se Mar NaJaey, Pappu Ne Jaky Us Ladki ko Bola, Farz Kro Aap Ka 5 Crore Ka Inaam Nikly To Kia Krogi? Larki: Ap K Samny Dance Krongi Ap Se Pyar Krungi, Shadi Krlongi.Yehi Nhn.Aadha Inaam Bhi De duungi. . . Sala Pappu Hi Khushi Se Mar Gaya
    • 9 years ago



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  • Inme Se Koi 1 Chiz Slect Kijiye.. 1.Hathoda 2.pathar 3.Gun 4.Pipe 5.Tube 6.Shoe 7.Danda Or Apne Sar Pe Zor Se Maaro Shayad Meri Yad Aajaye:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boss: Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week? Employee: To Get Married Boss: What Stupid Woman Would Marry You? Employee: Your Daughter!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Chala Gaya Vo Kuch Is Trah Jese Kabhi Vo Mera Tha Hi Nahi... Mujhe Zinda Toh Rakha Usne Magar Mujhme Ab Main Hi Nahi... Kya Pyar Esa Hi Hota Hai Dil To Chor Gaya Dhadkne Ke Liye Par Ab Koi Jazbaat Hi Nahi!
    • 9 years ago



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  • mat krna kisi ka intejar, aane wale khud hi chale aayenge, mat krna kisi ka intejar, aane wale khud hi chale aayenge, warna us waqt bahut pachhtaoge jb wo chhor k chale jayenge.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ox-Kya Bolti Tu Cow-Kya M Bolu Ox -Sun Cow-Suna Ox-Ati Ka Tabela Cow-Kya Kru Ake M Tabela Ox-Mundi Hilaynge, Ghas Chabayenge, Gober Failayenge Aur Kya.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ??? Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THE UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • "Usse Juda Ho Kar To Meri Jaan Hi Jaane Wali Thi Faraz' !! Achanak Yaad Aya. . . . . Ke Uski Saheli Ne Bhi Toh Apna Number Diya Tha...!! Tab Jaa Kar Jaan Mein Jaan Aayi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh K Bola- "Waah, Kya Maal H.." Ladki Hansi Or Boli- . Maal To Jhakkass hai.. Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wife: Tumhe Pyaar Karna Nahin Aata. Husband: To Kya Ye 3 Bachche Internet Se Download Kiye Hain.? Wife: Nahin Ye To Padosi Ke Pendrive Se Liye Hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz kiya h.. Aasmaan Mein Kaali Ghata Chaai Hai , Aaj Phir Gharwali Ne Do Baat Sunai Hai , Dil To Karta hai Ab Sudhar Jaaun, Magar Baajuwali Aaj Phir Bheeg Ke Aayi Hai..:P
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kIya “I MissU” Bohat dair sochne k baad pathan ne jawab diya: “Ok, mujhe manzoor hai, “I Student U.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Smart Hone Ki Sabse Badi Problm. . . Sari Ladkiyo Ko Lagta Ki Iski To Pahle Se Hi Girlfrnd Hogi :-) . . . . . Unko Kya Pata Isee Vajah Se, Aaj Tak Single Hu Mai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jane Kyun Aansuo Se Aankh Bhar Aayi, Dil Ko Shayad Tumhari Yaad Bahut Aayi, Chahat Thi Itni Tum Se Milne Ki Lekin Ye Baat Uperwale Ko Kabhi Raas Na Aayi.!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Miss: Jisne 1st lesson yaad kiya wo mere hath pe kiss kare aur jisne 2 lesson kiye wo 2 kiss gaal pe! . . . . . Pappu: Miss phir bistar bichha lo Miss: Kyu ?? . . . . . Pappu: Mujhe puri book yaad hai..! :p :D =D Pappu Rock...Miss shock!!:D BY-M.M
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein ... Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga..
    • 9 years ago



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  • प्रेमिका ने प्रेमी से कहा -अपनी शादी के लिए ! तुम मां से मिलकर देखों | प्रेमी बोला - नहीं डियर ! अब तुम्हारे सिवाय कोई दूसरी मेरे मन में नहीं बस सकती |
    • 9 years ago



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