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  • Rimjhim Barsati Barsaat Mein Milane Jab Bhi Tum Aati Ho Paani Ki Yeh Bondein Tum Per Kyu Itna Sitam Mujh Per Dhati Ho Jhulti Hai Tumhare Balo Per Palko Per Attak Kahi Jaati Hai Galo Ko Tumhare Chute Hue Gale Se Lipat Si Aati Hai Najar Humari Behakti Hai Dil Ki Dhadkan Bad Jaati Hai Bahot Jalta Hai Yeh Man Bond Jab Tumahre Seene Mai Chup Jaati Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • I thought i m in love, My nites going sleeples My days going useles So i askd GOD Is dis LOVE? God replied No Dear, Sylabus zyada hai or tujhe kuch nhi ata hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher Class Mein Student Se Puchti Hai. Teacher:Jiss Aadmi Ke Dono Haath Na Ho, Usse English Mein Kya Kahenge? Student:Hands Free Mam.
    • 10 years ago



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  • लड़का – आज बहुत अच्छी खुशबू आ रही है

    लड़की – हाँ मैं नए साबुन से
    नहा के जो आयी हूँ

    लड़का – अच्छा ऐसा क्या है उस साबुन में

    लड़की – मलाई,,दूध,,केसर से भरपूर

    लड़का – साला आज कल के साबुन
    नहाने के लिए बनाते हैं
    या खाने के लिए :) :wink::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS , All Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Funny SMS - Funny Jokes
  • Ek Kutti raat ko raaste par ja rahi thi.... Raaste mein 5/6 kutte mile. Kutti gabhra gayi..... Kutto ne kaha aap aaram se jaiye aur dariye nahi. Hum kutte hai Insaan nahi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir:Tens kitne tayp k hote hai? Boy: 3 ,present,past. future Sir: gud Exampl do Boy:kal apki beti ko dekha tha, Aaj pyar karta hu, kal bhaga k le jaunga. Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Library Ja Ker Puchhta Hai Aadmi: “Sucide Karne Ke Tarike Wali Book Hai Kya?” Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ker Dekha Aur Puchha: “Wapas Karne Kaun Aayega? Saale“
    • 10 years ago



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  • A shocking note left by a wife while going out for shopping. . . . “Dear Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so i am taking it out for a walk”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Likoho to exam me kuch aisa likho k pen bhi ronay per majboor ho jaye har answar me woh dard bhar do ke check karne wala disprin kha k so jaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक छोरा एक छोरी को प्रपोज
    करते हुए:- I LOVE YOU…..!!
    ;
    ;
    छोरी:- तमीज से बात करो,
    छोरा:- ओम मंगलम भगवान विष्णु
    मंगलमगरुड ध्वज्: मंगलम पुण्डरिकाक्षाय
    With Due Respect Beg To Say That
    “I Love You” देवी जी, Offer ग्रहण करें, स्वाहा…!!!
    ;
    ;
    और तब तक गाल पर चटाक, छोरा गाल सहलाते हुए
    ये क्या है….???
    छोरी:- पूर्णाहुति के बाद नारियल फूटा है….!!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Teacher: If A Tiger Attacks Your Mother In Law And Ur Wife At The Same Time, Whom Would U Save..? Santa: Ofcourse The Tiger, Very Few Are Left!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shayri Likhna Koi Masti Nhi, Shayri Karna Koi Sasti Nhi, Jo Ladki Humare Samne Hasti Nhi, Samjho Ke Wo Daily Brush Karti Nhi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mallika searwat ne Ramdev se pucchi ki "main nahate samay kaya karun ki meri yovan surakshit rahe? Ram dev ne kaha - "Bathroom ka darwaja".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baap ki aulad hai toh neeche dekh . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Maa ki aulad hai toh upar dekh
    • 10 years ago



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  • LKG terrors: Boy1: Machan naan romba upseta irukenda. Boy2: Y da veetla problema? B1: Illa da nethu slate vanga saravana store ponen, Anga oru sema figure, Sumar 1 vayasu irukkum, Avanga amma madila paduthu vaaila virala vachutu siricha paaru aiyo. B2: Apram enna aachu B1: Nanum balloon ellam vechi sema scene poten machan, kandukavea matentada 2 naala naan cerelac kuda sapdala theriuma.. B2: Vidu machan nalaiku avala Thottiloda thookidalam. "NANBEN DA
    • 10 years ago



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  • Engineering student ka dard . . . . . Wo ye bol kar hume chor gayi dosto . . . . . . Tumhare to EXAMS hi khatm ni hote, tum pyar kya kroge..=D Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



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  • New style of love letter To, THE JANEMAN, I LOVE YOU, Subject-Application for Love. Jaan, I beg to say that I am student of your Heart. I am lovely. I cant live without you. So kindly garnt me LOVE. THANK YOU. Your- JAAN Name- Diwana Class- Love fair Roll No. - 1 4 3 Yours love.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • premika :- Vivah ke bad me tumhare sare dukh bant lungi. Premi :- Magar me dukhi kaha hu.? Premika :- Me abaki nahi, vivah ke bad ki bat kar rahi hu......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mareez: Doctor sahib mujhy door ka nazar nahi ata ! Doctor: Asman par dekho, wo kia hai?? Mareez: Chand Doctor: abhe es se agay kia farishty dekhega??
    • 10 years ago



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