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  • Brahma: "System installer" Vishnu: "System operator" Shiva: "System programmer" Narad: "Data Transmitter... thoko likes...
    • 10 years ago



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  • LOFER r OFFER me kya fark hai...? simple... Agar koi lardka kisi lardkiko propose kore toe o LOFFER hai.. aur koi lardki Lardkako propose kare o OFFER hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Uss Ajnabi Ka Yu Intezar Na Kro, Us Ashiq Dil Ka Aitbar Na Kro, Roz Nikla Kare Kisi Ki Yaad Me Aansu, Itna Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Na Kro!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Why do we say “pyaar mein gir gaya”?? Bcoz if we say “pyaar mein khada ho gaya” toh double meaning ho jaega na..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • चिंटू ने अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड को फोन किया- हाय। तुमने इस वक्त क्या पहन रखा है? गर्लफ्रेंड- तुम्हे बस यही बातें करनी आती हैं। चिंटू- अच्छा। चलो ये बताओ कि भारत को विदेशी मुद्रा का भंडार बढ़ाने के लिए क्या कदम उठाने चाहिए? गर्लफ्रेंड- मिनी टॉप और स्कर्ट पहन रखा है। अब खुश?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl : Mummy sir kitne handsme h na.. . . Maa : beti apne se bado ko pita saman samjhna chahiye… . . . . . . . . . . . Girl : Mummy tum bhi na,, hmesha apni setting karne me lagi rehti ho.. Thoko like
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chandni raat thi Woh mera saath thi, Hathome hath thi Paome paa thi, Me uski upar thi Woh meri neche thi.. Itna, Romance mat ho mere dost Woh mera......... CYCLE thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: "Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai, iska Naam Kya Hai?" . . Waiter: "Yeh to " Deep Raj "Hai." . . Girl: "Yeh Mujhe 1 Ghante Se Pareshan Kar Raha Hain." . . Waiter: "Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Raha Hai." . . . Girl: "Yahi To Pareshanii Hai." Moral: Duniya Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti.
    • 10 years ago



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  • When someone hates you for no reason . .. . . . . . . . . . . . Slap him/her on face.. and he/she will hate you for a reason...
    • 10 years ago



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  • ATM me santa banta k piche khada has raha tha? Snta :Ha,Ha,mene tera password dekha. Bnta: kya h? S: 4 stars (****) B: Ha,Ha,galat 1212
    • 10 years ago



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  • Q: What is Differance between Aadami & Aurat? A: Aurat ek hi Aadami se Bahut sari Ummeed karti hai. Aur Aadami Bahut Saari Aurato se ek he Ummeed karta hai.. K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • लडकीयां 300 की एक सेंडल खरीद के आएगी और “पूरे घर मे कहती हैं शापिंग करके आ रहीहूं” . और लडके 2००० की दारु पीकर आते है फिरभी, . “चुप चाप सो जाते है “साधा जीवन उच्च विचार
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pyaar Ko Jab Pyaar Hua.. To Pyaar Ne Pyaar Se Puchha.. Ki Pyaar Kya Hota Hai.. To Pyaar Ne Pyaar Se Kaha Jo Is SMS Ko Pyaar Se Padh Raha Hai.. Pyaar Uske Jaisa Hota Hai.. I Love You.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1-2 din se tabiyat theek nahi thi. Taamtrik ko dikhaya wo bola but pret ka saya hai. Kisi ghor papi ko sms karo thik ho jayega... Ab accha lag raha h..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Shadi Me Ek Ladka 1 Ladki Ko, Bahut Dhyan Se Dekh Rha Tha. Girl: Impress Hokar Kyo Dekh Rhe Ho Itni Der Se.. Boy: I Was Thinking Agar Aap Meri Mummy Hoti To, Mai Bhi Kitna Sundar Hota.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apne Mobile Ko Facewash Lagkar Garm Pani Se Dhokar Kumkum Aur Chawal Lagkar Mandir Main Chada Do Kyuki Sms To Aap Karte Nhi To Puja Karo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chand se pyari ho muskan aapki, taaro se bhi unchi ho udan aapki, hame bhi aapse milne ke liye"aapointment"leni pade, rab kare aisi ho pehchan aapki.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 100 Kauwe Milke Utna Kaw Kaw Ni Kar Sakte . . . . . . . Jitna 2 Ladkiyan Milke Aww Aww Karti Hain. Hahaha Boys Thoko Likes.. Awwwww
    • 10 years ago



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  • Riste Tod Deti HeGf, Insaan Ko Tanha Kar Deti H Gf, Na Aane Dena Dil K Paas Kabhi Inko Q Ki DIL Se Dhadkano Ko Juda Kar Deti He GF, GF BOLE TO Gf=galat fehmi..
    • 10 years ago



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