1 Aadmi medical shop pe- Zeher do,
Dukandar-binaParchi ke nahi mil sakta
Aadmi ne Shadi ka Card dikhaya,
Dukandar-bas Pagle rulayega kya,
Badi bottle du ya choti.
Son 2 dad: car ki chabi do college me
function he
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Dad: car??
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son: 10 lakh ki me jaunga to rob
podega
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Dad: ye le 10rs
48 lakh ki bus me jiyadah rob
podega..!!
Daddy rocks
Launda shokd؛
एक दिन पप्पू अपनी पड़ोस
की आंटी को उनके घर
छोड़ने गया।
आंटी ने बोला,"बेटा रात बहुत हो गई है,
तुम
यहीं पर
बिट्टू के कमरे में सो जाओ।"
पप्पू बोला,"नहीं आंटी मैं
यहींपर सोफे
पर
सो जाउंगा।"
अगले दिन एक बहुत ही सुन्दर
लड़की चाय लेकर
आई।
पप्पू ने लड़की से पूछा,"आप कौन हो?"
लड़की बोली,"मैं बिट्टू आप कौन?"
पप्पू: मैं साला उल्लू का पट्ठा..
Gajodhar bhaiya ka transfer Lucknow me hua,
wahan pahunch kar usne socha biwi ko sms kar du!
Network ki gadbadi ke karan wo sms ek aisi mahila ke pas pahunch gaya jo apne pati ko dafna ke aayi thi,
sms padhte hi wo behosh ho gayi Q ki sms me likha tha-Begum mai yahan accha se pahunch gaya hu yaha internet aur mobile ki sahuliat bhi hai, Tum udaas mat hona, agle hafte tumhe bhi yahan bula lunga.....
@SHARIQUE@
Bhojpuri Names Of English Movies:
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"Mission Impossible"
"Eee Naa Ho Payi"
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"Mission Impossible- 2
"Hum To Pehle Hi Kahi Ee Naaho Payi"
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"Titanic"
"Nauka Dele Dhoka"
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"Anaconda"
" Aadmi Ke Khaye Wala Sapwa"
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"Three Idiots"
"Teen Burbak"
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And The Best 1 "Ghajini"
"Takla Ke Badla"
Boy: I can kiss you
Even
Without
Touching you..
Girl: You cant
Boy: Chal.. Lagi 50/50 ki?
Girl: Ok
Boy: Tightyly kissed her
Girl: Hey you touched me
Boy: To le na 50 rupye roti kyu hai.
Ek Ladki Film Dekhne Ke Baad,
Galti Se Boys Hostel Mein Ghus Gayi.
Agle Din Uski Saheliyo Ne Poocha:
Kon Si Film Dekhi?
Ladki: Pehle Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi
Fir Ladko Ne Bana Di Ghodi :D
By - ANIL
GiRL : WHERE is my BiRTHDAY GiFT?
Boy : ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki CAR DEKH rahi
ho?
GiRL KHUSHi se : WOW.
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Boy : SAME COLOUR ki NAiL-POLiSH tere Liye
Laya hoon..:p
Line marne k 3 tarike.
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1.pen se
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2. Marker se
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3. Pencil se.
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Sab ko apne jaisa Line marne wala
mat samjho.
Sach ma bahut sharif hun
yaar . . !
Ek murde se jab uski maut ki dasta puchi gayi to usne kuch is tarah farmaya- ARE HMKO TO APNO NE LUTA GAIRO ME KAHAN DAM THA, MERI HADDI BHI TUTI WAHAN JAHAN HOSPITAL BAND THA,MUJHE RIKSHAW ME BAITHAYA GAYA KYUNKI KIRAYA KAM THA,MUJHE JIS BED PR LITAYA USKE NICHE BUM THA,ARE MUJHE TO BUM NE UDAYA GOLI ME KAHAN DAM THA MUJHE SADAK PAR HI DAFNAYA GAYA KYUNKI US WAQT KABRISTAN ME BHI FUNCTION THA..!@