Funny Shayari SMS

Na Murge,Na Suraj Na Aarti Apni Sahar Utha De Jab Kowey Karne Lage Kayen Kayen Saheb Hindu Mulla Ki Dunia Se Nikala Ja Chuka Aap ‘Janumanu’ Pe Ye Tohmat Na Lagayen Saheb

8 years ago

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Chicken aise pakao ke kaccha na ho Wah wah Chicken aise pakao k kaccha na ho.. Aur Mohabbat aise nibhao k baccha na ho! WaWa WaWa WaWa.

8 years ago

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Jise koyal samjha vo kauwa nikla... Dosti ke naam per hauwa nikla.... Jo roka kerte the hame sharab pine se, Aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.

8 years ago

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Teacher To Electronis Student: “Naade” Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain? Student: P.H.D. Teacher: Kya Matlab? Student: Pajama Holding Device. ;-)

8 years ago

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Arz kiya hai... Udhar aap majabur baithe hain.. Idhar hum khamosh baithe hain.. Baat ho to kaise ho.. Jab dono taraf do kanjush baithe hain.

8 years ago

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Aap Ko Miss Karna Roz Ki Baat Hai, Yaad Karna Aadat Ki Baat Hai, Aap Se Dur Rehna Kayamat Ki Baat Hai, Magar Aap Ko Jhelna Himmat Ki Baat Hai…

8 years ago

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dali dali pata pata har pate pe teri talas kardali jis dali pe tha tera asiyan us dali kambakt mali ne kat dali......

8 years ago

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Hawaye kehti he dosti kr Fizaye kehti he pyar kar Bahare kehti he shadi kar Par ghar wale kehte hai BAKWAS BAND KAR or padai kar

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Aavta haso cho. Jata haso cho. Savare haso cho. Ratre haso cho. Sukh ma haso cho. Dukh ma haso cho. Tamne shu lage cheee? Tame ekla j "Close UP" ghaso chooo???

8 years ago

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SHAYARI BY SARDAR- jis ke dil me dard hai vo DILDAR hai jis ke dil me dard hai wo DILDAR hai, aur Jis ke sar me dard hai wo SARDAR hai.

8 years ago

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Funny shayari BY THIEF.. Mobile ke Night Plans Ne To Hume, Bhuka MaarDiya Hai Dosto, . . . . Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao, Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota Hai...

8 years ago

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Roz Subha Hum Kehte Hai Unhe Good Morning Roz Subah Hum Kehte Hai Unhe Good Morning . Wo Aise Ghoor K Dekhti Hai Jaise 1 Error Aur 5 Warning.

8 years ago

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Dil torne wale ko saza nahi milti, Har kisi ko pyar karne ki dua nahi milti, Log kahte hai ishq to ek rog hai, To phir medical store pe iski "Dawa" kyu nahi milti.

8 years ago

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Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai, Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai, Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro, Jab Girlfriend Se Shadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai.! :D

8 years ago

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Har dil me hai shirkat hamari, dil jeetna aadat hai hamari, kya hua jo call nahi karte, har mobile ke inbox me hukumat hai hamari.

8 years ago

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लड़कियो को HOT बोल बोल ke बेमतलब सूर्य देवता से पंगा ले लिया अब वो पूछ रहे है कि अब बता HOT कौन ???

8 years ago

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Rehne ki yaha sabki aukat nai hoti 2-3 peg (daru) k bina yaha raat nai hoti Ye MUMBAI hai mere Dosto Ishq Or daru k bina yaha baat nahi hoti.

8 years ago

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Ek Haseena Per Nigaahe Thahri Thi, Uski Aankhe Jheel Se Bhi Gahri Thi, Thak Gaya Main Use I Love U Kahte Kahte, Phir Pata Chala Yaar Wo To Bahri Thi!

8 years ago

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Chup Rahoge To Baat Kon Karega, Hum Na Honge To Yaad Kon Karega, Maana Ke Hum itne Sweet To Nahi Jo Aapko Pal-Pal Yaad Aaye, Par Hum Na Rahe To Aapko Pareshaan Kon Karega.

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One Boy To Waiter: Hum Yahan Nahi Rahenge, Humare Paise Wapis Karo, Itna Chhota Kamra Aur Bas Ek Stool, Tumne Hume Bewkoof Samajh Rakha Hai Kya? Waiter: Sir, Kamrey Mein To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai…

8 years ago

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