Funny Shayari SMS

Aaj Ni Chokri O Ne Ekj Problem, Dhoti Vala Gamta Nathi, Jeans Vala Sara Hota Nati, NRI Malta Nathi, Ane “Mara” Jeva Sidha Chokrao Prem Ma Padta Nathi..

9 years ago

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20th Sadi Ki Ladkiyan :- Agar Tum Mil Jaao, Jamana Chhod Denge Hum, 21th Sadi Ki Ladkiyan :- Agar Tum Mil Jaao, Purana Chhod Denge Hum…

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Arz hai... Aap hamare dil me base ho. . Aap hamare dil me base ho... Wah wah... Thoda side ho jao saans lene wale pipe me fase ho.

9 years ago

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वो मेरी किस्मत मेरी तकदीर हो गयी;
हमने उनकी याद में इतने ख़त लिखे कि;
वह ‘रद्दी’ बेचकर ही अमीर हो गयी!

9 years ago

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Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai.. . Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai.. . Aur Maine jo sher mara to to to to sherni widhwa ho gayi

9 years ago

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Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do Yaaro Pyar Ko Laat Maro Meri Baat Mano Na Chandramukhi Na Paro Roz Raat Ek Strong Beer Maaro Aur Chain Se Zindagi Gujaro…

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Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen Dor.. . Wah Wah, . . Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen dor.. . . . . Wo Question Exam me ate hen Zaror...

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Chappal chhoti ho to Pawn me nahi aati, Biwi moti ho to Bahon me nahi aati !!!

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Arz Kiya hai - . . Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha Wah wah wah. . Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha . . Tere msgs nai aa rhe kya bat hai Bachha.

9 years ago

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Gustakhi ye hai hamari.. Har kisi se rishta jod lete hai.. Log kehte hai mera dil pathar ka hai.. Lekin.....aye dost... Kuch log aise bhi hai jo ise bhi tod dete hai.

9 years ago

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CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati Wah-Wah CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!

9 years ago

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उसने हाथों पर मेहंदी लगा रखी थी;
हमने भी अपनी बारात सजा रखी थी;
क्यूंकि हमें मालूम था वो बेवफा निकलेगी;
इसलिए हमने भी उसकी सहेली पटा रखी थी!

9 years ago

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Yaad Rakh Kar Meri Dosti Ko Tumne Meri Zindagi Per Ehsaan Kar Diya Mere Mobile Mein Bhi Ye Aakhri Rupeeya Tha Le Voh Bhi Tere Naam Kar Diya

9 years ago

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Bachpan ki woh amiri.. na jane kaha kho gayi, warna kabhi baarish ke pani mein.. hamare bhi jahaaz chala karte the.

9 years ago

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Devanand k chere par aaj bhi chamk hai Wah wa devanand k chere par aaj bhi chamk ha Wah wah Kya aapke toothpaste me Namak hai?

9 years ago

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Prem to amare pan karvo hato, pan vaat khas thai nahi, tajmahal to amare pan bhandvo hato, pan afsoss ke loan pas thai nahi..!

9 years ago

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Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain, Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain Kya ajeeb julm sahna padta hain Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta h

9 years ago

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Hum Jeete 1 Bar Hain Hum Marte Ek Baar Hain Pyar Bhi Ek Baar Hota Hai Aur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi Hoti Hai Toh Fir Ye Saale Exams Bar-Bar Kyon?… “Jago Student Jago”

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Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon, Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon, Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na, Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon.

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Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai . Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai.. . Aur . Maine jo sher mara to . to . to . sherni widhwa ho gayi.

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