Funny Shayari SMS

उसने हाथों पर मेहंदी लगा रखी थी;
हमने भी अपनी बारात सजा रखी थी;
क्यूंकि हमें मालूम था वो बेवफा निकलेगी;
इसलिए हमने भी उसकी सहेली पटा रखी थी!

10 years ago

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Jiyo to aise jiyo ki duniya bhi bolengi wah wah """"""""" jiyo to aise jiyo ki duniya bhi bolengi wah wah""""""""" warna duniya bolengi yaha se jaa jaa...........

10 years ago

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Arz kiya hai Green green bag me hare hre tote wah.. Green green bag me hare hare tote Hum to subha uth k naha lete hai aap to muuh b nahi dhote

10 years ago

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Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun, Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana.. Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana :-P

10 years ago

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Wajood sheeshay ka ho to pathron se Mohabbat nahi karty "abhinav" Ehsaas-e- Chahat na mily to wajood bikhar jaya karty hain

10 years ago

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IPL ke matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha hai IPL ki matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha hai 12 saal se DAYA ek hi QUALIS Chala rha hai.

10 years ago

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Sardar Become Shayer.... now a shayeri From Sardar Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho To Kya Hua Darling? Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin

10 years ago

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Ek Doctor Ki Kahani Usi Ki Jubani- Hu Me Doctor Jaha, Meri Wife Hai Nurse Waha, Ye Kesa Julm Mujhe Sehna Padta Hai, Apne Hi Wife Ko Sister Kehna Padta Hai.

10 years ago

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Arz hai... Aap hamare dil me base ho. . Aap hamare dil me base ho... Wah wah... Thoda side ho jao saans lene wale pipe me fase ho.

10 years ago

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Devdas Ne Paaro Ke Ghar Ke Saamne Susu Kar Diya, Paro Ne Pucha, “Dev Ye Tune Kya Kar Diya?” Devdas Bola, “Teri Bewafai Ne Itna Dard Diya Ki Aansuon Ne Apna Rasta Badal Diya.”

10 years ago

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Tum Ho Subah or Sham Ki Tarah, . Tum Ho Khushiyo Ke Paigam Ki Tarah, . TumKo Mene Kab Bhulaya, . Tum to Yad Rhte Ho Muje Mere Naam Ki Tarah.

10 years ago

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Hamne Dhoop Samjhi, Woh Chhaya Nikali, Hamne Gaay Samjhi, Woh Bhains Nikali, Beda Gark Ho In Beauty Parlaro Ka, Hamne Toh Unhe Kadki Samjha Tha, Lekin Woh Ladki Ki Maa Nikali…

10 years ago

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Arz hai... Aap hamare dil me base ho. . . . . . . .Aap hamare dil me base ho... Wah wah Thoda side ho jao saans lene wale pipe me fase ho.

10 years ago

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Sachchi Hai DoSti Azma Ke Dekhlo Kar Ke Yakin MujhPe Kuch Farma Ke Dekhlo Badalta Nahi Sona Apna Rang Kabi Chahe Jitni Marzi Aag Me Jala Ke Deklo.

10 years ago

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Sahil Ki Geeli Ret Per Do Lover Baithe The Girlfriend Ne Ladke Ka Hath Pakad Ke Kaha Tum Bolte Kyu Nahi… Wo Muskura Diya Aur Ret Per Likha, Mere Moonh Mein Gutka Hai…

10 years ago

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Na ishq kar mare yaar yeh ladkiya (girls) bahut satati hai, na karna in par aitbaar yah kharcha bahut karwati hai, recharge tum karwa ke dete ho aur number mera lagati hai..

10 years ago

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Aavta haso cho. Jata haso cho. Savare haso cho. Ratre haso cho. Sukh ma haso cho. Dukh ma haso cho. Tamne shu lage cheee? Tame ekla j "Close UP" ghaso chooo???

10 years ago

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Chuhe Ne Kia Sherni Ko Propose, Gift Dia Red Rose Sherni Ne Kaha,Surat Aaine Me Dekh Chuha Bola,Surat Pe Mat Ja Darling CONFIDENCE Ko DEkh...

10 years ago

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Arz Kiya Hai- Tere Liye Chand Kya, Sitaro Ko Bhi Tod Dunga Tum Shaadi Ke Liye Haa Toh Kaho Ghar Walo Ko Kya, Ghar Wali Ko Bhi Chor Dunga.

10 years ago

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Bindas muskurao kya gam hai, Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai, Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko, Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.

10 years ago

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