Wo Na Aaye Unki Yaadein Aakar
Wafaa Kar Gayi, Unse Milne Ki
Tamanna Sukoon Tabah Kar Gayi,
Aahat Hui Aisi Ki Socha Dua Asar
Kar Gayi, Khol Darwaja Dekha
To Majak Humse Hawa Kr Gayi.
Girl – Jante Ho Tum Ladke Kyon Bal Katbate Ho?
Boy – Batao?
Girl – Taki Badtmiji Karne Par Koi Ladki Bal Pakad Kar N Mare
Boy – Janti Ho Tum Ladkiyon Ke Bal Kyon Bade Hote Hain?
Girl – Its Natural!
Boy – Nhi, Balki Eshliye Taki Juyein Ushme Jhula Jhul Shake… :D
Har Chand Ka Didar Alag Hota Hai..
Har Beer Ka Nasha Alag Hota Hai..
Kisi 1 Ladki Pe Zindgi Barbad Mat Karna..
Q Ke
Har Ladki Ka "FIGURE" Alag Hota Hai...
Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund
Lo Darji..
Wah Wah..
Ershad Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund
Lo Darji.. Aur
Nangu Pungu Ghumna Ho To,
Aapki Marji! :P
Ek aap hai jo itne Achay hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Sachay hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Sundar hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Caring hai
Aur ek hum hai
jo Jhoot pe Jhoot bole ja rahe hai.
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Devdas Ne Paaro Ke Ghar Ke Saamne
Susu Kar Diya,
Paro Ne Pucha, “Dev Ye Tune Kya Kar Diya?”
Devdas Bola, “Teri Bewafai Ne Itna Dard Diya Ki Aansuon Ne Apna Rasta Badal Diya.”
Khwabo K Andar Zinda Mat Raho;
Balke Apne Andar Khwabo Ko Zinda Rakho;
Mohabbat Unse Nahi Hoti Jo Khoobsurat Ho;
Khoobsurat To Wo Hota Hai Jinse Mohabbat Ho!!!