Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Buri Nazar Se Bachaya Karo
Sirf Aankhon Mein Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi
Gale Mein Nimbu-Mirch Aur Chappal Bhi Latkaya Karo…
Shadi Se Pahle Biwi Likhati Thi,
Tumhaare Charno Ki Daasi,
Ab Shaadi Ke Baad Likha Jata Hai,
Tumhaare Khoon Ki Pyasi,
Mana Ke Skirt Pahanane Se,
Bhagane Se Aasani Rahti Hai,
Magar Bhagane Ki Nobat Bhi,
Aati Toh Hai Skirt Ke Sabab Se,
Hotal Mein Jiske Saath Tha Main,
Kamar Mein Haath Dale,
Yaar Woh Meri Biwi Nahi Kisi Aur Ki Biwi Thi…
Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
Woh choom lain aik bar to aati nahi neend,
unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati hai beet,
is liye kehte hoon yeh risk na uthao,
“MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO”
Mobile Ek Mandir He,
Sim Card Uska Devta He,
Call Karne Wala Pujari He,
SMS Bhejne Wala Dani He,
Padhane Wala Bhakt He,
Reply Na Karne Wala Ek Mahan Bhikhari H.