Funny Shayari SMS, New Whatsapp Status

Bigadi Hui Zindgi Ki Bus Itni Si Kahani HAi Kuch To Hum Bachpan Se Kameene The Or Kuch Aap Jese Dosto Ki Meharbani He.

10 years ago

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Na ishq kar mare yaar yeh ladkiya (girls) bahut satati hai, na karna in par aitbaar yah kharcha bahut karwati hai, recharge tum karwa ke dete ho aur number mera lagati hai..

10 years ago

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Toote hue gulab ko, Haath se mein tod dunga, Bahar wali miljayegi to, Gharwali ko choar dunga.

10 years ago

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O God तू अपरम्पारा करो बेडा पार हमारा My Boat फंसी मझधारा Please Give Me Some सहारा I Don’t Have Any किनारा नहीं दिखता कोई नजारा Please Take Fastly ANy Action मैं बिकता खड़े बजारा O God तू अपरम्पारा करो बेडा पार हमारा Please Give Me Some Power मैं बन जाऊं चाँद सितारा मेरी विनती सुन लो GODA मैं लेता नाम तुम्हारा….

10 years ago

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Aisi WANI boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye, Gour farmaye..! Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye, Par usse na boliye jo aap se TAGDA hoye!

10 years ago

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Wo lal gulabo ko dekh teri yaad aa gayi. . wah wah . wo lal gulabo ko dekh teri yaad aa gayi. . wah wah . isse pehle mai inhe kharidta yaar unhe bakri kha gayi.

10 years ago

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Miss Karte Hai Aapko, Yaad Bhi Bahut Satai Hai, Karne Ko To Phone, Bhi Kar Lete Par, Costumer Care Ki Ek Ladki, Balance Kam Batati Hai…

10 years ago

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CID ne sony se naata jod liya CID ne sony se naata jod liya . Or jis room mein mana rha tha Abhijeet SuhagRaat Daya ne wahi darwaza tod diya.

10 years ago

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hm jante the ki tum hmse sirf nfrat hi krth thi.. phir b aye dil tumse diwano ki tarh pyr krta tha... jb tm udsh hti thi na tab hame bhi kush acha nahi lagta tha... jb tume khush dekha tha na to hme kitna khush hote the a said ham tumhe bta nhi sakte the... tm nafrat krti thi phir bhi..a dil tme paglo ki tarh pyr krta tha... socho...agr tm pyr krti to hm kya karte...!!!

10 years ago

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Oye SMS Padhne Wale Sun Le.. Teri To Teri To Teri To Teri To Teri To Bahut Yaad Aa Rhe Hai.. "Miss U"

10 years ago

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Pyar ko zindgi ki BEARING kahte h career ko zindgi ki STERING khte h jaha machine ko smbhalte-2 Admi machine bn jata h use ENGINERING kahte he.

10 years ago

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Arz Kiya Hai.. Uska Pyar Mujhe Sata Raha Hai.. Wah.. Wah.. Uska Pyar Mujhe Sata Raha Hai.. Abe, Beer Chupa Tera Baap Aa Raha Hai..

10 years ago

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: अर्ज किया है...........
किसी को मोहब्बत में जुदाई ना मिले...वाह वाह..... वाह वाह.....
किसी को मोहब्बत में जुदाई ना मिले...वाह वाह..... वाह वाह.....
जो Group में मैसेज ना करे
उसे ठण्ड में रजाई ना मिले......
:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :smile::smile::smile::joy::joy::joy:
Happy Winter

9 years ago

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Khatarnak shayari Teri dosti ne mujhe aisha pyasa banaya, Wah wah..... . . Teri dosti ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya, Tu 2 minute ruk me pani pk aaya

10 years ago

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Na janne kab koi taara toot jaaye. na janne kab koi annsoo aankh se choot jaaye. kuch pal hamare sath bhi hass lo na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye..

10 years ago

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"Har roz koi khawab toot jata hai , har roz koi apna rooth jata hai, na jane kya hai meri kismt me , jise main yaad karu wahi mujhe bhool jata hai ..."

10 years ago

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Gandhiji ne kyu kaha Angrejo ko "Chale Jao"! . Gandhiji ne kyu kaha Angrejo ko "Chale Jao..! . MELODY Khao Khud Jaan Jao.

10 years ago

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Arz hai... Aap hamare dil me base ho. . Aap hamare dil me base ho... Wah wah... Thoda side ho jao saans lene wale pipe me fase ho.

10 years ago

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Ghantu Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi, Magar Pehle Din Hi Use Unhone Bahut Mara Aur Nikal Diya Cause First Caller: Mera Vodafone Ka Sim Kharab Ho Gaya Hai! Ghantu: To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le…

10 years ago

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Mobile Ek Mandir He, Sim Card Uska Devta He, Call Karne Wala Pujari He, SMS Bhejne Wala Dani He, Padhane Wala Bhakt He, Reply Na Karne Wala Ek Mahan Bhikhari H.

10 years ago

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