लड़की –
बादल गरजे तो
तेरी याद आती है
सावन आने से
तेरी याद आती है
बारिश की बुंदों में
तेरी याद आती है
लड़का-
पता है पता है तेरी छतरी मेरे पास पड़ी है लौटा दुंगा, मर मत….
Wo Ho Jo
JANUARY: Ki Dhoop Ho
FEB: Ki Sham Ho
MARCH: Ki Khusbo Ho
APR: Ki Hawa Ho
MAY: Ki Subha Ho
JUNE: Ki Chaaown Ho
JULY: Ki Barish Ho
AUG: Ki Taroon Bhari Rat Ho
SEP: Ki Rim Jhim Ho
OCT: Ki Chandni Raat Ho
NOV: Ki Bahar Ho
AUR
DECEMBER:
Ki Sard Shaam Main Hamare Sath Ho.
Wo lal gulabo ko dekh teri yaad aa gayi.
wah wah
.
wo lal gulabo ko dekh teri yaad aa gayi.
wah wah
.
isse pehle mai inhe kharidata yaar unhe bakri kha gayi.
wah wah.
Door Se Dekha To Kuchh Dikha Nahi… Dooor Se Dekhaaa… To Kuchh Dikha Nahi… Paas Jake Dekhaa To Kuchh Tha Hi Nahi… Door Se Dekha To Patthhar Dikhta Tha… Dooor Se Dekha… To Patthharr Dikhtaa Thaa… Paas Jake Dekha To… Suchmuch Patthhar Hi Thaa. Door Se Dekha To Paani Baras Raha Tha Door Se Dekha To Paani Baras Raha Tha Paas Gaya… To Bheeg Gaya. Dur Se Dehka To ‘Dharmendar’ Lag Raha Tha! Dur Se Dehka To ‘Dharmendar’ Lag Raha Tha! Pass Se Dekha To ‘Bandar’ Nikla!!!!
Aye Maut Tujhe Gale Lagana Chahta Hun.
Kitni Wafa Hai Tujhme Aazmana Chahta Hun.
Logon Ne Bahut Rulaya Hai Mujhe.
Tere Sath Mile To Logo Ko Rulana Chahta Hun.
Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana :-P
Na Ishq Kar Mare Yaar yeh Ladkiya Bahut Satati Hai, na Karna In Par Aitbaar yah Kharcha Bahut Karwati Hai,, recharge Tum Karwa Ke Dete Ho aur Number Mera Lagati Hai …