Funny Shayari SMS

Na janne kab koi taara toot jaaye. na janne kab koi annsoo aankh se choot jaaye. kuch pal hamare sath bhi hass lo na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye..

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How True.. When Bhakti enters food, Food becomes Prasad.. When Bhakti enters hunger, Hunger becomes Fast.. When Bhakti enters water, Water becomes Amrit.. When Bhakti enters a house, House becomes a Temple.. When Bhakti enters in work, Work becomes Karma.. When Bhakti enters travel, Travel becomes Pilgrimage..

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Arre Hume to Angrezi ne loota, Desi me kahan dum tha, Hum to wahan jakar ladkhadaye, Jaha bear ka drum tha..

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The Best SMS Joke On Doctor Dr. To Patient’s Friend – Agar Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate To Hum Isse Bacha Lete… Friend: Abe Sale, 15 Minute Pehle To Accident Hua Hai… :-D Wah Doctor Bhai… Wah!

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Mountain Dew Peene Se Ud Jata Hai Fear. Basically Ur Concepts R Not Clear. Wah.. Wah.. Dost Ne Pucha Exam Me "5th Ans Batao" Maine Kaha "Melody Khao Khud Jaan Jao" Ek Or Arz Kia Hai, Maine Piya Aapka Khoon. Gd Aftrnoon Gd Aftrnoon Bas Ek Aur, Apke Pyar Me Pagal Ho Gaye Peter. Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km Per Litre..

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Hum Jeete 1 Bar Hain Hum Marte Ek Baar Hain Pyar Bhi Ek Baar Hota Hai Aur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi Hoti Hai Toh Fir Ye Saale Exams Bar-Bar Kyon?…

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Aaj Girlfriend Ne Kiya Kiss Aur Jal Gaya Lips Aaj Girlfriend Ne Kiya Kiss Aur Jal Gaya Lips Kyoki Wo Kha Kar Aayi Thi "Bingo Red Chili Chips"

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Door se dekha toh ande ubal rahe the.. Wah wah Pass jakar dekha toh takle uchhal rahe the...

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AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti Hai.. Wah...wah... AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti Hai.. . . . . . . . . . . Grammar to aata nahi Magar english mein baat karti hai

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Kaash koi exam ke rijalt ka insurance kara dete, To har exam ke pehle premium bhar dete, Paas hote to thik varna insurance claim to kar hi dete.

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Paani Mein Whiskey Milao Toh Nasha Chadta Hai,
Paani Mein Rum Milao Toh Nasha Chadta Hai,
Paani Mein Brandy Milao Toh Nasha Chadta Hai,
Saala Paani Mein Hi Kuch Gadbad Hai…

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Bindas muskurao kya gam hai, Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai, Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko, Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.

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Ajib Si Kasish Hai Tum Mein, Ki Hum Tumhare Khyalon Mein Khoye Rahte Hain, Yeh Sochkar Ke Tum Khyalon Mein Aaoge, Hum Din Raat Soye Rahte Hain….

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Jindagi me aage badne se yun na daro, wah wah jindagi me aage badne se yun na daro. . . . daya jaldi se us gaadi ka picha karo.

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Bahut Din Ke Bad Keetab Ko Khola To Pata Chala, . . . . . . . Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata, Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata, Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata, Sala, Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata…

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Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne yahan likhna mana hai.

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A Couple Had A Fight Whole Night… Later Next Morning, Husband Offered A Glass Of Milk To His Wife. Wife – You Are Sorry For Fighting With Me? Husband – No… Today Is Nag Panchami, Le Nagin Pee Le.

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Ek Chor Chori Karne Ek Ghar Mein Ghusa, Malik: Kaun Hai? Chor: Miyaaun… Malik: Kaun Hai? Chor: Miyaaun… Malik: Kaun Hai? Chor: Sale Billi Hai Billi…

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Aapki Khoobsurti se hum b SHARMINDA hain . Kahin Bhul se bhi Kabristan mat chale jana . Warna Log samjhenge Bhoot abhi jinda hai.

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Chuhe Ne Kia Sherni Ko Propose, Gift Dia Red Rose Sherni Ne Kaha,Surat Aaine Me Dekh Chuha Bola,Surat Pe Mat Ja Darling CONFIDENCE Ko DEkh...

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