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  • You know that old joke about the guy who lives to be 104? The punch line goes something like 'If I knew I was gonna get this old, I'd have taken much better care of myself.' Well, guess what? We actually are living longer, and the time to start taking care of ourselves is right this minute.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Oprah Winfrey Quotes , Taken Quotes , Guy Quotes
  • If what you are claiming is true, I would have shouted it from the rooftops. I would have gone to the authorities, the FBI, the police, the Democratic (Party) anybody that would listen. I wouldn't depend on one guy with the Department of Transportation.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Alan Colmes Quotes , Party Quotes , Guy Quotes
  • A few weeks later, I’m in a fluorescent-lit classroom in Chelsea awaiting the start of the official Mensa test. I’m sitting next to a guy who’s doing a series of elaborate neck stretches, like we’re about to engage in a vigorous rugby match. He’s neatly laid out four types of gum on his Formica desk: Juicy Fruit, Wrigley Spearmint, Big Red, and Eclipse. I hate this guy. I hope to God he’s not a genius.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : A. J. Jacobs Quotes , Hate Quotes , Guy Quotes
  • My hope is that we can get a Republican-Democratic agreement on how we strengthen Social Security as well as looking at some of these other major expenditures that we have that we've got to deal with to make sure that we're not just leaving you guys with a mountain of debt.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Agreement Quotes , Guy Quotes
  • So some guy may know how to make money in cocoa beans, but I don't so I just let him have that. But it's got to be something I understand. It's got to be a business with fundamentally good economics. It's got to be a management that I like and trust and admire. And it's got to be a price that makes sense.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Warren Buffett Quotes , Guy Quotes , May Quotes
  • When I was young I thought, 'Yeah, people don't see, they're not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am'. And the guys that mentored me were like, 'You just have to keep getting up'. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Aisha Tyler Quotes , People Quotes , Guy Quotes
  • I have complete confidence in Secret Service. These guys and gals are unbelievably professional. They know what they’re doing and I basically do what they tell me to do. Now, sometimes I’m the first one to admit that it chafes a little bit being inside this bubble. It’s the hardest adjustment of being president, not being able to just take a walk.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Guy Quotes , Secret Quotes
  • But it was great, we sit in the same dressing room where, like, Johnny Cash sat and Willie Nelson and all those guys. That was in itself something amazing - I was on the same space these guys stood on, ya know?
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Alan Vega Quotes , Space Quotes , Guy Quotes