Santa Banta Jokes

Santa- Mere 3 bete Engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht DAKU ban gaya. Banta- To usko ghar se nikal do. Santa- Yahi to problem hai kamakar b sala wahi lata hai….

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Santa:" mujhe uss ladki se bachao..:o . . . Banta:" kyo ?? . . . Santa:" jab se maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga.. saali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai..:( :p :O :/

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Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up? Banta: All False. Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination

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Santa ne ek ladki se "I Love you" kaha..... Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola? . . To Santa rote huye bola: . Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara? Sagarr Se7en575

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Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha. Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He?? Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!

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:: Santa Banta Funny SMS :: santa: Meri billi mar gai banta: kese mari santa: Maine use nahala diya tha banta- nahalne se b kahi billi marti h banta- Maine nahalane k bad use nichod b tha

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'SANTA class mei Gadha Lekr Aaya Tcher:- Issko class me kyu Laye Ho. SANTA:- Sir Aapne hi kaha Tha, ki Aapne kyi Gadho ko Insaan bnaya hai. Ab Banao....

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Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya@Hushain2

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SANTA NE P.C.O PE JATE HI, P.C.O WALE KO 2 THAPPAD LAGA DIYA. SOCHO KYON? BECAUSE P.C.O KE BAHAR LIKHA THA, DIAL KARNE SE PAHLE 2 LAGAYE.

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Santa samose wale se: oye tumhare samose me se ladki ka baal nikla hai Somosa wala: Are 5 rupye me puri ladki niklagi kaya ??

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Santa on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ? Santa – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

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Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

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Santa: Doc Saab, Mein Chashma Laga Ke Pad To Sakoonga? Doc: Haan, Bilkul. Santa: Theek Hai Doc Saab Aapne Anpad Aadmi Ki Zindagi Bana Di!

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~.~ Santa Banta Short Jokes ~.~ Teacher To Santa : Tumne Home Work Kyu Nahi Kiya…? . . . . . . . . Deadly Answer Given By Santa : Sir Kyuki Hum To “Hostel” Me Rahte Hai…

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Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.:D

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juce cornar .. pati ne ik keela ka jus liya . aur patni ne 2 orenge juce liya pament ke time water , bhai ka ik kela aur bhabi ko do santra kat lo,.?

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Banta: Truck Dekh Kar Tum Kaampte Kyu Ho.? Santa: Ek Truck Driver Meri Biwi Lekar Bhaag Gya Tha, Har Baar Lagta Hai Jaise Usko Vapas Karne Aaya Hai.

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SaNTa:KyO Be
KaHa Ja RaHa Hai

BaNTa:YaR
KaarKhane Ja RaHa Hu.

SaNTa:
AbE SaaLe
ULLu BaNaTa Hai;>;>

Itni BaDi CAR
Tu KaiSe KhaYeGa:
:smile::smile::smile:

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Judge:-Tumhara Jurm Sabit Ho Chuka Hai, Kal Tumhe Phansi per Latkaya Jayega. Santa-:Wo To Theek Ha Lekin Utara Kab Jayega.

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Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

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