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  • संता - “मेरा घर इतना बड़ा है कि लोकल ट्रेन आराम से चल सकती है !” बंता – “बस ! अरे मेरा घर तो इतनाबड़ा है कि एक कोने से दूसरे कोने पर फ़ोन से बात करो तो रोमिंग लगती है… !”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Banta Kon Se Cast Ke Log Desh Ke Acche Nagrik Hote Hai ? Banta: Yaar Baniye... Santa: Wo Kaise...? Banta: Yaar Har Jagha Likha Hota Hai Desh Ke Acche Nagrik Baniye!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa aap ko kabhi kisi se pyar hua he Banta-Ha,par wo manti hi nhi S- Kya kehti h? B- Kehti hai I LuV U 2 pata nhi sala ye dusra kon hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ane Tena 2 Mitro Bike Par Jai Rahya Hata. Trafik Police Emne Roke Chhe. Santa Gusse Thai Ne- Pala Thi 3 Besya Chhe Tane Kya Matha Par Besadu.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing,I got divorce for the same reason.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Shikar Karne Ke Liye Jungal Jate Samay Ek Sajjan Apne Bete Ko Bhi Sath Lete Gaye, Jungal Mein Rasta Bhul Jane Ke Karan We Raat Tak Bhatkate Rahe Phir Apne Bete Se Bole- Mein To Rasta Bhul Gaya Hu. Tu Kyu Bematlab Bhatak Raha H? Ghar Kyu Nahi Chala Jata.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When Banta asked what he was doing.. He replied..Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Sitting On Roadside, Banta Asks Y R U Wasting Time? Santa:Im Taking Revenge. Banta:How? Santa:Waqt Ne Mujhe Barbad Kia He,Ab Mein Waqt Brbad Kar Raha Hu…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Bad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story Librarian- Santa ji,wo TELEPHONE DIARY hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta:To isme prob kya hai? Santa:Pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ko piles Ho Gaya. Hakim: Marham Lagwane Roj Aana Padega. Hakim Ne Usko 4Din Marham Lgaya Aur Kaha: Ab Kafi Theek Ho, Baqi Biwi Se Lgwa Lena. Agle Din Preeto Marham Lgane Lagi To Usne Ek Haath Santa Ke Kandhe Pr Rakha, Aur Dusre Se Marham Lgane Lagi To Santa Ne Pucha: Tera Ek Haath Kandhe Pr Hai Dusra Kaha Hai? Preeto: "Us Se Marham Lga Rahi Hun. Santa Chonk Kr Bola: "Oh, Hakim Ki Behan Ka Thullu, Uske To Dono Haath Mere Kandhe Pr Hote The.!! :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Daku Bank Lutne Gaye.. Gun Ghar Me He Bhul Gaye Fir Bhi Bank Lut Lia Kaise? Bank Manager Santa Tha, Bola: Koi Baat Nai I Trust U, Gun Muje Kal Dikha Dena.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa- agar main nariyal k ped par chad jaau to engineering colleg ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi Banta- fir hath chod dena to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekh Kr Pucha-Ap Kaha Rehti Ho? Ladki-M.G.Road Pe Santa-Kya Baat He Itni Khubsurat Ho Ke Bhi Road Pe Rehti Ho.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta k ghar shadi k 20 saal bad bachcha hua, Wo udas ho gya, santa: Yar udas kyu ho? Banta: 20 saal bad bachcha hua wo bhi,CHHOTA SA.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa says: Duniya Ka hr ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina Shyad Smundar Paar Kr Skta H, Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina "Pyar" Nhi Kr Skta.. Aaj Santa Serious H. Plz..!......
    • 9 years ago



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  • Police: Car Gas Par Hai Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Petrol Par Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Diesel Par Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Phir Kis Par Hai Santa: Installment Par Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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