Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Apne Kutte Ko Lekar Hotel Ke Ander Gaya,
Manager Bola- Iss Gadhe Ko Apne Sath Ku Laye Ho ?
Aadmi: Pagal Hue Ho Yeh Gadha Nahi Kutta H,
Manager- Chup Raho, Mein Tumse Nahi Kutte Se Baat Kar Raha Hu.
Santa ko nahate hue mahbooba ki yaad aa gayi
to farmaya ki,
dil me h tumhara akx or
haath me h sabun lux
tumhara khayal aata raha or
lux sabun jhaag bnata raha.
Santa: Banta, Don’t Put Mobile Charging While
Sleeping At Night?
Banta: Why??
Santa: Sometimes, Battery May Blast.
Banta: Yah. I Know. That’s Why I Am Removing
Battery From Mobile While Charging…
Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
after 1 hour
Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai
Doctor: Kya khaya tha?
Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit
Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai.
Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya.
Teacher- wo bag kisne feka?
Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau???
Santa aur jito hm ko ldki psnd hai, shaadi kb krni hai?
ladki wale: abhi to hmaari ladki study kr rhi hai.
santa: to hamara ladka kaun sa bachha hai jo kitaab faar dega