Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
Santa Dials a number A Girl
Receives Tha Call.
Santa: Who R U...?
Girl: Seeta Here.
Santa: Sorry Mate..
Maine To Chandigrh Phone Kiya
Tha Galte Se Ayodhya Lag Gya!
Santa - Main Tumse Shaadi Nahi Kar Sakta.
Girl Friend- Kyon!
Santa - Mere Ghar Wale Mana Kar Rahe Hain.
Girl Friend - Kaun Hai Jo Mana Kar Raha Hai??
Santa - Meri Bivi Aur Baache.
Santa and Banta in a football stadium..
Santa:Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta:Goal kar rahe hain!
Santa:Lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain, aur kitni gol karenge
Santa Aur Banta Ne
Samandar Ke Kinare
Board Dekha Jispe Likha Tha
"Doobtey Ko Bachane
Wal Ko 500 Ka Inam"
Santa: Main Jump Lagata
Hun Tum Muje Bachana
Is Tarha 500 Milenge
Hum Fifty Fifty Krenge.
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Ye Keh Kar Santa Ne
Jump Laga Di.
Banta Khamoshi Se
Dekhta Raha
Toh Banta Ne Chilla Ke
Kaha: "Muje Tairna Nhi
Aata Tum Mje Bachate
Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Tum Ne Board Ke
Neeche Nahi Padha,
Neeche Likha Tha
"Laash Nikalne Wale
Ko 2000 Ka Inaam"
Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump:
5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do.
Pump Wala (Gusse Me):
Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai?
Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle,
Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai".
Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha
1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho
Tum??
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Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho?
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Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun.
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Santa :- Ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.
Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab
Laptop Aur LCD
Ka Zamana Hai ...