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  • Santa: Mera Ghar Itna Bada Hai Ki Usme Local Train Chalti Hai. Banta: Yeh To Kuchh Bhi Nahi Hai, Mera Ghar Itna Bada Hai Ki Agar Ek Se Dusre Kone Chale Jaao To Roaming Lagti Hai.
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  • Santa Dials a Number.. A girl received Santa: Hello Kaun? Girl: Main Seeta Santa: O teri!! Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya.. Sorry “MAATE”..!!
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  • Santa Har Sunday Ko Holi Kehleta Tha. Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ne Santa Se Pucha, Tum Har Sunday Ko Holi Kyun Khelte Ho? Santa - Maine Kahin Padha Tha Ki, "Sunday Is A Holi Day"
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  • Santa Banta Se: Jab Mein Marr Jau To Samne Wale Pariwar Ko Jarur Bulana. Banta: Kyu? Santa: Unke Ghar Ki Ladies Murde Se Lipat Lipat Ke Roti H.
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  • santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad doonga santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar
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  • Santa: sister muje 1 bottle blood de do. Nurse: Blood group bolo. Santa: koi b chalega. Nurse: kaise chalega? Santa: Girl friend ko Love Letter likhna hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein: Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents. Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies AurGents Nahi Hota Yar! Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka…
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  • Santa: Sham Ko Ghar aaya aur Sochne Laga Ki aaj Kya Khas Karna Tha Sochta Raha Sochta Raha - Bahut Socha Raat Ke 3 Baje Yaad aaya Ki aaj Jaldi Sona Tha Waris ali*
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  • Santa-Why Do U Prefer Prepaid Connection Over Postpaid Banta- Prepaid Me Bahut Faida Hai.. Isme Call K Baad Bill Badhne K Bajaye Kam Hoti.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa kumbh k mele me pray kar raha tha... . . Hey prabhu nayay karo.. . . Hey prabhu nayay karo... . . . . Hamesha Bhai-Bhai bichadte hai kabhi pati-patni pe bhi to try karo...:p :O
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  • Santa- kya laaye ho? banta- mai tere liye rishta laya hu. ladki B.COM hai.. santa- ladki chahe kisi bhi com ki ho bus padi-likhi honi chahiye.. -
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:- santa ghar ka darwaja : Ukhadkar bazaar mai legaya. : Ek aadmi ne pucha:- : Kaha ja rehe ho,Darwaja bechna hai. : Santa:- nahi bhai Tala khulwana hai..
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  • Shikar Karne Ke Liye Jungal Jate Samay Ek Sajjan Apne Bete Ko Bhi Sath Lete Gaye, Jungal Mein Rasta Bhul Jane Ke Karan We Raat Tak Bhatkate Rahe Phir Apne Bete Se Bole- Mein To Rasta Bhul Gaya Hu. Tu Kyu Bematlab Bhatak Raha H? Ghar Kyu Nahi Chala Jata.
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  • Teacher- "MY TEACHER" Par 10 Line Likho Thodi Der Baad Santa Utha Or Bola- Sir, =>Saali kamini<= Ko EngLish Me Kya Kehte Hain..?;-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • SaNTa:KyO Be KaHa Ja RaHa Hai BaNTa:YaR KaarKhane Ja RaHa Hu. SaNTa: AbE SaaLe ULLu BaNaTa Hai;>;> Itni BaDi CAR Tu KaiSe KhaYeGa::;)
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  • Santa:Meri Biwi Itna Mazaq karti he kya batau DOST:Kaise? Santa:Kal maine Uski Ankhon par hath Rakh K bola"main Kon?"To wo boli "DODH WALA"
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  • Pati: Mera Accident Ho Gaya H Bahut Khoon Aa Raha H,
    Patni: Bahar Hi Rehna Jab Tak Thik Na Ho Jaye.

    Maine Abhi Abhi Farash Dhoya H.
    :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
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