Santa: kal pehli vari Teri bhabi di yad bhulawan wastay SHARAB di botal da Sahara litta.
Dost: Fer ki Hoya?
Santa: Hona ki si ?
Lulli phas gayi Botal vich. :P
Santa Ke Shehar Mein Ghazal Concert Chal Raha Thha, Aur ApnaSanta Bhi Usmein Shaamil Tha.
Gayak Ga Raha Hota Hai: “ Ye Daulat Bhi Lelo, Ye Shohrat Bhi Lelo….. ”
Achanak Se Santa Khada Hokar Sur Mein Gaane Laga: “ Main To Bahut Pareshan Hoon, Meri To Aurat Bhi Lelo – Aurat Bhi Lelo “
Santa Aur Banta Ne
Samandar Ke Kinare
Board Dekha Jispe Likha Tha
"Doobtey Ko Bachane
Wal Ko 500 Ka Inam"
Santa: Main Jump Lagata
Hun Tum Muje Bachana
Is Tarha 500 Milenge
Hum Fifty Fifty Krenge.
.
Ye Keh Kar Santa Ne
Jump Laga Di.
Banta Khamoshi Se
Dekhta Raha
Toh Banta Ne Chilla Ke
Kaha: "Muje Tairna Nhi
Aata Tum Mje Bachate
Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Tum Ne Board Ke
Neeche Nahi Padha,
Neeche Likha Tha
"Laash Nikalne Wale
Ko 2000 Ka Inaam"
Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya
.
1 Admi ne poucha: o paaji,Kya Drwaza Bechna h?
.
Santa:Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi gum ho gye hai.
.
Hanso mat
Joke abhi aage hai
.
.
Admi santa se: Agar ghar mai chor ghus gye to..?
.
Santa: Andar kese jayega drwaza to mere pas hai
संता- क्यों रो रहे हो?
बंता- हाथी मर गया है।
संता- ये तुम्हारा पालतू हाथी था क्या?
बंता- नहीं।
संता- तो फिर तुम क्यों रो रहे हो?
बंता- मुझे उसकी कब्र खोदने का काम मिला है !!!
Ek Aadmi Badhi Der Tak Bolne Ke Baad Jab Stage Se Niche Utra, To Ek Firangi News Reporter Ne Pucha, Aapke Yaha To Neta Bahut Der-Der Tak Bolte H, Tab Uss, Aadmi Ne Muskura Kar Jawab Diya, Netaji To Abhi Aayenge. Abhi To Mick Testing Chal Rahi Thi. :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
Santa : yar tu kabhi kisi shok sabha
mein gaya
kya?
Banta:Ha Yaar, Bade badtamiz
logaAte H waha,main 2 ghante
baitha Par kisine mujse has k baat
tak Nhi ki. :P:D,,,,
Banta to Santa:- santa yah chaku kyu ubal rhe ho?
Santo to Banta:- Atmahatya karne k liye.
Banta:- To phir ubalane ki kya jarurat h?
Santa:- kahi infection na ho jaye.