Santa : Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory Card Hai Kya?
Santa : Sochne Ke Baad
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Nahi Memory Card Nahi Hai,
RASHAN CARD Chalega?
By - Yogi
Ek Middle School Ke Student Ko Teacher Ne
Class Mein Jhadu Lagane Ko Kaha- To Ye Kehkar Inkaar
Kar Diya Ki Wo Uska Kaam Nahi H.
Teacher: Mahatma Gandhi Jhadu Lagate The. Letrin Saaf Karte Tha.
Tum Apne Aap Ko Unse Se Bhi Badhkar Samjhate Ho.
Abhi Kya Pata: Vidharthi Badhe Garav Se Bola- Ye To Waqt Btayega.
"Darling" said Santa to his new bride.
"Now that we are married,
do you think you can live on my small income?".
"Ofcourse dearest", she replied.
"But what will you live on?"
Santa and banta jungle mein, samne aaya sher…
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main mitti phenki,
aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
Santa : Main kyu bhagu, mitti to tune phenki hai.
Santa Radio Lekar Khet Me Potti Karne Gaya.
Banta: Aaj To Maje Se Ki Hogi?
Santa: Khak Maje Se Ki, Radio Pe Jan-
Gan-Man Aa Gaya. Khade Khade Karni Padi.
Pappu santa se..
yr kal mai apne gf ko msg kr rha tha.. To banta
mujhe kbse dekh rha tha...fir mai 5 mint k liye
bathroom gya to...
Banta ne mere mobil se meri ka no. Le liya or use
romantic sms krne lga...
Santa-to tune kuch nhi kiya...
Pappu-mai kya kru wo pagal kal raat se apni behn
ko hi msg kr rha h
Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Shaadi
Ke Jode Kon Banta Hai..?
Banta: Aasmaan Me Bahgwan Bante Hai,
Santa: O Teri Yaar, Galti Ho Gye
Banta: Kyu..!
Santa: Main To Darji Ko De Aaya..!
Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha
1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho
Tum??
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Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho?
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Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun.
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Santa :- Ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.
Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab
Laptop Aur LCD
Ka Zamana Hai ...
Banta: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai,
Rishtey k liye 1dabaye, Mangni k liye 2dabye, Shadi k liye 3dabye.
Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Banta: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye..!
अगर आपकी बीवी को भूत पकड़ ले, तो आप क्या करोगे..? :disappointed_relieved: . . . . . Santa:- मैंने क्या करना है ?:smirk:... .. गलती भूत की है, खुद भुगतेगा.:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
Ek bar santa apni girlfriend ko apne ghar pe le ke gaya...
Usne sari khidki darwaje band kar diye,
sari lights off kar di or Girlfriend se kaha
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Dekh meri watch me light jalti hai........
Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"
Banta: Downwards!
Santa:- Humne Ek Aisi Cheez Banayi Hai
Jis Se Hum Diwar Ke Us Paar Dekh Sakte Hain,
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Angrez:- Wow ! Wo Kya Hai... ?
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Santa:- SURAAKH.
HaHaHa.