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  • Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko Lekar Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech Behas Ho Rahi Thi. . . . . Banta: “ Main Itna Kanjoos Hoon Ke Apne Honeymoon ParAkela Hi Chala Gaya Aur Apne Paise Bachaye.. :D . . . . . Santa: “ Arrey Ye Bhi Koi Kanjoosi Hui, Meri Sun, Maine Apni Biwi Ko Apne Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya Aur Poore Paise Bachaye...
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  • Santa To Banta.. Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod Diya.. . . Banta-: Kyu..?? Kya Kaha Unhone..? . . . Santa-: Unhone Kaha . . . . . . Mungfali Me Dana Nahi, Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi.
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  • Santa- Mere 3 bete Engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht DAKU ban gaya. Banta- To usko ghar se nikal do. Santa- Yahi to problem hai kamakar b sala wahi lata hai….
  • 8 years ago



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  • Santa goes into a bar in New York The man on his right orders a drink, ‘Johnnie Walker, single.’ The man on his left says, ‘Jack Daniels, single.’ Santa says, ‘Santa Singh, married.’
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  • Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati... Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya... . . Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney lagey... Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola... "kidhar..?? . . . . . . . . mai­ to biscuit lene aaya hu... yogiRaj
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  • Santa Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla Santa: Isme to Kida Nikla hai Amrudwala: Ye Kismat ki Baat hai Kya Pata Agli Baar Motorcycle Nikal Jaye,
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  • Lucky: Yaar Mujhey Kuch Nahi Aata Tha, Main Paper Khali Chor Aya Hon. Banta: Main Bhi! Santa: Shit Yaar, Teacher Samjhe Gi Hum Ne Cheating Ki Hay.
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  • Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Santa- Namukin Word Meri Dictionary Me Nahi Hai. Banta- To Pagle Dictionary Kharidne Se Pehle Dekhna Tha Na, Abb Chillane Ka Kya Fayada.
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  • Banta mujra dekhne gaya, saari raat mujra dekha, mujrewaali boli saab humne aapko khush kiya ab aap humhe khush kijiye banta utha aur nachne laga.
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  • Santa: Kya Daru Pine Se Khaansi Jati Hai Banta: Kyu Nai Jayegi Jab Mera Ghar, Khet, Paisa Sab Kuch Chala Gaya To Teri Khansi Kya Cheej Hai ..
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  • Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha! Wife Romantic Hokar: Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya? Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola: Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!! By -nripendebnath
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  • Ek Baar Teacher Class Mein Student Se Poochti Hai. Teacher: “Bacho Batao, Kissne Chand Par Pehla Kadam Rakha Tha?” Santa: “Mam, Neil Armstrong Ne” Teacher: “Aur Doosra?” Santa: “Hadd Karte Ho Mam Aap Bhi, Vo Langra Thode Tha, Dusra Kadam Bhi Usne He Rakha Hoga“
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  • Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu.. Banta: Wo Kaise? Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!...
  • 8 years ago



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  • Santa FTV Dekh Raha Thha, Ki Achanak Se Pappu Room Mein Aa Gaya, Santa Usko Dekh Kar Sarmane Wale Andaj Mein Bola. Santa: "Garib Ladkiyaan Hai, Kapde Lene Ke Bhi Paise Nahi Hai" Pappu: "Iss Se Bhi Garib Ladkiya Dekhni Hai, Toh Mere Pass CD Hai"
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  • santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu? Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya. Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.
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  • Santa to banta- hum dono me kya rishta hai Banta- jo besan or pakode ka hai Santa-wo kese Banta-Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai
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  • Santa ladki dekhne gaya. Ladki ke baap ne puchha: Beta, Sharab pite ho? Santa: Sharab kabhi baad me piyunga, abhi to sirf chai chalegi
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