Santa ne ~ F A M O U S ~ T A T T O
O ~ S H O P ~ me Girlfriend ka naam
apne haath par likhwaya "Latest
Tattoo Designs" me. Ghar aane ke
baad jor jor se rone laga,
Banta: kyun rorahe ho? Santa: Abey,
Girlfriend ki spelling galat ho gaye.
Ek Bus Mein Ticket Rate The 50,70,100. Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha Jab
Sab Seat Ek Si H To Fir Farq Ku. Conductor Bola Raste Mein Pata Chalega.
Uss Aadmi Ne 50 Wala Ticket Le Liya. Bus Chali Or Aadhe Raste Mein Khrabh Ho Gayi.
Tab Conductor Bola. 100 Rs Ticket Wale Baithe Raho 70 Wale Niche Utar Kar Khade Ho Jao.
Or 5 Wale Jab Tak Bus Start Nahi Ho Jati Dhakka Lagate Raho.
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Santa: Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Banta: Yaar 2 Baar Tere
Restaurant Me Aaya, Par Dono
Baar Taala Laga Hua Tha..??
Banta: Tu Lunch Time Me Aaya
Hoga, Us Waqt Main Khana
Khane Ghar Chala Jaata Hoon..!
Santa ki loutri lagi aur
Woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se
bola...
Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to
tum kya karogi.
Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chod
dhungi.
Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal
yaha se.
SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU
LAUGHING ?
BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM
VERY HAPPY.
SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ?
BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Santa: Sham Ko Ghar aaya aur Sochne Laga
Ki aaj Kya Khas Karna Tha
Sochta Raha
Sochta Raha - Bahut Socha
Raat Ke 3 Baje Yaad aaya Ki aaj Jaldi Sona Tha
Waris ali*
Santa to Banta - tumko
kisi se pyar hua hai ?
Banta - haa yaar par vo
manti hi nahi,
Kyu kya kaheti he,
Kaheti hai "I love u 2"
Pata nahi sala ye dusra
kon hai...
संता - मुझे संस्कृत सीखा | पंडित - क्यों ? संता - देवता ओ की भाषा है, स्वर्ग में जरुरत पड़ेगी | पंडित - अगर नर्क गया तो ? संता - हरियाणवी तो आती है | :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed: