Santa Banta Jokes, New Whatsapp Status

SANTA ki 1 tang ki haddi toot gayi Hospital gaya to waha 1 admi ki dono tange tooti dekhkar bola "Kya aapki 2 biwiyan he"

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संता किसी लड़की के घर रिश्ता लेकर गया। लड़की के मां-बाप बोले – “हमारी बेटी तो अभी पढ़ाई कर रही है।” संता बोला – “कोई बात नहीं जी, हमएक घंटे बाद आ जाएंगे।”

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Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya, Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya ? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi, Santa: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai..!

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In A Cricket Ground.. Security : Cricket Match Is Over Now Why R U Stil Sitting? Santa: Oye…Yaar.. I Am Waitin For Highlights!

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Santa library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Bad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story Librarian- Santa ji,wo TELEPHONE DIARY hai

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Santa:Sharab Peete Hue Rone Lga Banta: KYa Hua, Ro KYo Rhe ho. Santa: Yr Jis Ldki Ko Bhulane K Liye pee Rha tha, Uska Naam Yad Nhi Aa Rha.

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SANTA PAPER DENE GYA .. .. .. OR APNE SATH PALAMBER KO BHI LEY GYA .... ... .. KYO...????? ,,, ,,, ,,, KYO KI USNE SUNA THA KI PAPER LEEK HO GYA H..... :-D

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Santa samose wale se: oye tumhare samose me se ladki ka baal nikla hai Somosa wala: Are 5 rupye me puri ladki niklagi kaya ??

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SANTA- Driver Bhai bus Aahista Chalao, Jhatke lag rahey he? Driver- Bhai Gaadi to Abhi chali kaha hai, tum to kisi ki GODI me baithe ho

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Banta: Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai. Aur Apka? Santa: Mera Mahine Baad Hota Hai, Kyuki Mujhe Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai.

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Fauji : Maidam Yaha Tairna Mana H.
Babli: Jab Mein Kapde Utar Rahi Thi Tab Mana Ku Nahi Kiya.
Fauji : Kapde Nikalna Mana Nahi H.

:grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:

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Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya, par fir bhi muje kutch nahi hua. Banta: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi... Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya, me fir bhi bach gaya.

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1 Baar Santa kO Raste mE Patthar Mila UspE Likha Tha “Patthar kO Palat Lo Kch Ban Jaoge” Jaise Hi Usne Palta Dusri Taraf Likha Tha”Bewkuf Ban Gya

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Santa Ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Baazar Me Gaya.. 1 Aadmi Ne Poochha: O Paaji, Kya Darwaza Bechna Hai ? . . Santa:nahi. Tala Khulwana Hai Chabi Gum Ho Gayi Hai. . Hanso Mat Joke To Abhi Aage Hai . . . . Aadmi Santa Se: Agar Ghar Me Chor Ghus Gaya To..??? Santa: Andar Kaise Jayega Darwaza To Mere Paas Hai !

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Santa Ko piles Ho Gaya. Hakim: Marham Lagwane Roj Aana Padega. Hakim Ne Usko 4Din Marham Lgaya Aur Kaha: Ab Kafi Theek Ho, Baqi Biwi Se Lgwa Lena. Agle Din Preeto Marham Lgane Lagi To Usne Ek Haath Santa Ke Kandhe Pr Rakha, Aur Dusre Se Marham Lgane Lagi To Santa Ne Pucha: Tera Ek Haath Kandhe Pr Hai Dusra Kaha Hai? Preeto: "Us Se Marham Lga Rahi Hun. Santa Chonk Kr Bola: "Oh, Hakim Ki Behan Ka Thullu, Uske To Dono Haath Mere Kandhe Pr Hote The.!! :D

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A house was on fire with 25 people inside. Santa went inside & saved 6 by pulling them out. But he was jailed. Why? Bcoz ALL 6 were Firemen..

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Santa ne bhagte huye Bus pakdi aur Driver se puchha. Bus teri Maa lagti he? Nahi. Behen? Nahi. Biwi? Nahi. To kamine "PAKDNE" kyo nhi deta..

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Santa was filling up an application form for a job. He was not sure as to what was to be filled in the column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote: Yes!

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Santa ki chatri main sorakh tha Banta: chatri me sorakh kyun? Santa: oye bewaqof barishruk jayegi to pata kaise chaly ga

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Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi: Santa tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha. ki Use yaad aaya.. bijli to 2 din se bnd hai, wapas uth gaya or bola: Sala! dara diya..!!

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