Ek Grahak Apni Plate Mein Jhankta Hua, Bola- Yeh Kya H? Mujhe To Tari Hi Tari Dikhayi De Rahi H, Isme To Meet Bilkul Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha. Waiter: Hoga Shahb Dekho To. . . Grahak: Kya Khak Hoga, Ise To Tum Mangalwar Ko Kisi Pandit Ji Ko Bhi Khilao To Unka Bhi Dharmbrasht Nahi Hoga. :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
Police..: hume aapke ghar ki talaashi leni hai, suna hai k aapke ghar mein visfotak saamagri hai.
Santa....:Khabar to pakki he, par abhi wo maike gyi huyi hai..:
Santa toilet gaya to
diwar per likha tha,
"duniya chaand per
phuch gai hai, aur tum
yaha baitho ho?"
Santa ne likh diya,
.
.
"bas ye kerke, me bhi
jaa rhaa hun."
3 Boys proposing to 3 Girls
1= Tu meri Laila, te main tera Majnu.
2= Main tera Ranja, te tu meri Heer.
3= (SANTA) Tu meri Zaara, te main tera VEER....!
santa aur banta football match dekhne jate hai
santa : ye log idhar udhar kyu bhag rahe hai
banta : goal karne ke liye
santa : are vo to pehle se he gol hai aur kitna gol karenge
1 admi santa k beta se puchta h.
Beta papa ghar me h?
Santa ka beta sprite pite hue bola,
Uncle sidha bolo mummy se milna h.
Sprite sidhi baat no bakwas.
Ek bar santa hospitle ke samne ro raha tha. Banta bola kyun ro rahe ho.
Santa ne jawab diya-main khoon ka test karne aya tha ungly kaat di.
Banta bola ary yaar main tu paisaab ka test karany aya hoo
Ek Sabha Mein Ek Padre Ne Kaha – Mujhe Pata H Ki Iss Sabha Mein Ek Aadmi Aisa H Jo Kisi Dusre Aadmi Ki Sarti Ke Sath Sota H. Agar Usne Daanpatar Mein 100/- Na Dale To Mein Uska Naam Sabko Bata Dunga. Baad Mein Dekhne Par Malum Padha Ki Danpatar Bilkul Bhara Hua H. :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
Santa And Banta Jungle Mein, Samne Aaya Sher…
Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Mitti Phenki,
Aur Bhaagne Lagaa Aur Santa Ko Bhi Bhaagne Ko Kahaa.
Santa : Main Kyu Bhagu, Mitti To Tune Phenki Hai