Santa Banta Jokes

Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump: 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle, Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai".

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Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U Ab Tum Muje Bolo Girl:Me Abi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai H

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Santa: Kya Daru Pine Se Khaansi Jati Hai Banta: Kyu Nai Jayegi Jab Mera Ghar, Khet, Paisa Sab Kuch Chala Gaya To Teri Khansi Kya Cheej Hai ..

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Santa- Kal me film dekh Aya, film achi thi par film ka naam bada ajib tha Frnd-Kya naam tha Snta- Badi Gaand Frnd- abe vo badi gaand nhi"BODYGUARD" hai.

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Bhikari: Kuch Khane Ko Dedo SANTA : TAMATAR KHAO Bikari: Roti Dedo Santa : TAMATAR KHAO Bikari: Le Ao Tamatar Hi Do Santa Ki Mummy: Ye Totla Hai.. Kah Raha Hai KAMAKAR Khao..

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Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

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Santa ? Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di? Banta ? Yaar ye mobile bhi na! Santa ? Kya hua? Banta - Tune - IDEA - ka ad nahi dekha - WALK when u TALK?

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Interviewer: Whats d relation between Earth & Moon? Santa: Brother & Sister Inter: How? Santa: Earth Dharti mata and Moon Chanda Mama.

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Santa:- Nevi Me Job Nikali Hai karoge, Banta:- Ha-Ha Jarur Kaam Kya Karna Hai. Banta:- Jab Jahaj Bich Samandar Me Ruk Jaye To Tumhe Piche Se Dhakka Lagana Hoga.

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Santa: abe ye gaddaa khod ke mitti kaha dalu?? banta: abe itni bhi akal nahi hai tujhme? dusra gaddha khod aur usme daal de..

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Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha. Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi. Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi, mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.

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मार्केट में घूमते हुए संता एक खूबसूरत लड़की से टकरा गया। संता- क्या मैं आपसे थोड़ी देर बात कर सकता हूं? लड़की- पर मैं तो आपको जानती भी नहीं हूं !! संता- तो मैं कौन सा आपको जानता हूं, वो मेरी बीवी प्रीतो कहीं खो गई है। लड़की- तो इसमें मैं क्या कर सकती हूं? संता- दरअसल, जब भी मैं किसी सुंदर लड़की से बात करता हूं तो वो पता नहीं कहां से आ जाती है।

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Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya, Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya ? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi, Santa: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai..!

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Santa- agar main nariyal k ped par chad jaau to engineering colleg ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi Banta- fir hath chod dena to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.

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Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho, PHLWAN-kamse kam 10 Santa-bas,Tumse acha to mera murga hai, jo subah pure mohlle ko utha deta hai.

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Snta:Samose K Andar Ka Aalu Kha Rha Tha, Bnta: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?? Snta:Dctr Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana khane ko Mna Kiya h

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SNTA Radio Thik Karwane Gya. Mechanic Ne Kaha-Ye Thik He Par MAUSAM Kharab He Isliye Ni Chal Rha SNTA-Le 100 Rs.MAUSAM Naya Dalde

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Golden Words By Hitler: If u cant fly, run if u cant run, walk if u cant walk, crawl but.. keep moving Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai?

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Teacher : Agr Koi Moti Ladki Palat K Waapis Aye Toh Is Sentence Ko English Me Kiya Kahenge ? . . . . . . . Santa : GOL MALL RETURNS.

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Ek Teacher Ko Susu Ke Naam Se Sakht Nafrat Thi. . Teacher Ne Students Se Kaha Jab Susu Aaye To Bolna :- Aap Aaya Hai. . . Ek Din Santa singh Ko POTTY AaRahi Thi aur Wo Buri Buri Shakle Bana Raha Tha . Teacher :- Aap Aaya Hai ? . . . Santa:- Nahi, Aap Ka Baap Aaya Hai.

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