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  • Santa Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi. Doctor Bola: “ Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai ” Biwi: “ Hey Bhagwan… Doctor Sahab, Ek Phone Kar Loon? ” Doctor: “ Kyun ? ” Biwi: “ Unko Batana Hai Ke Potty Unke Tiffin Mein Chali GayiHai “
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua? Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi Hai, Liver Mein Pain Ho Raha Hai Doc: Daroo Peete Ho?? Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg Hi Banana.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa and banta joke santa:yaar banta muje andere me jane se dar lagta he banta:to phir andere me light leke ja santa:andere me light le kar javonga to bhut muje dekh lenge to.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to.. Engineering College ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi Banta:Pir hath chod dena, To Medical College ki bhi dikh jayegi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gurdas Maan: Santa ji,aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega? Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa:Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain? Banta:Goal kar rahe hain! Santa:Lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain, aur kitni gol karenge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Sh@d! Kab Hoti H@! ?? Banta: Jab $amy@ @nukul N@ Ho,  Rahu, Ketu Or $@n! K! D@$ha Khr@b Ho, Jab A@p K@ M@ngal K@mzor Ho,  Aur H@an Bh@gwan Ne Bhi A@p Ke, M@ze Lene K! Th@n L! Ho, U$h $amya Sh@d! Ho J@t! H@!..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maa: Kmabhakat Tum 6 Saal Ki Ho Or Itni Wahaiyat Harkat Karti Ho , To Fauran Mere Sir Ka Ek Baal Safed Ho Jata H. . Beti: Ohoh! Mein Ab Samjhi Ki Nani Ke Saare Baal Safed Ku H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Kya Daru Pine Se Khaansi Jati Hai Banta: Kyu Nai Jayegi Jab Mera Ghar, Khet, Paisa Sab Kuch Chala Gaya To Teri Khansi Kya Cheej Hai ..
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya Sab darwaze Khirkiyan Band kardi Light off kar ke Uske pass aaya Aur bola: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Ye Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta Cigratte pe 2 meter pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai Banta: Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi neend me zorse chillai: Jaldi utho, mere PATI Aa gaye SANTA utha,khidki se kud gaya,Tang tut gayi, Fir khyal Aaya sala mein hi to uska pati hu!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta:- "I am going" ka kya matlab hota hai..? BANTA:- "MAIN JAA RAHA HOON"..! ! ! Santa:- Aise nahi Jaane dunga, Pehle Matlab bataa...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala ! . . Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!? . . . . . . . . Santa:- B.C A Final Year...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa=Mene Apne Bete Ka Naam America Rkha He. Banta=Q.? Santa=Q Ki Me Duniya Ko Batana Chahta Hu Ki Me America Ka Baap Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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