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  • Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: Santa Santa; Ji Sir Ji Teacher: Kya Tumhare Mohalle Mein Koi Aadmi Paida Hua H. Santa: Humare Mohalle Mein To Sab Bache Hi Paida Hote H.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai. Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya. Teacher- wo bag kisne feka? Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau???
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha. Santa use ghur ke dekh raha tha, kuch der baad bola Arre Banta, agar tu start nahi ho raha hai,to dhakka lagau?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai. Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami? Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch B Nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa-Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Frnd-Fir Tune kya kiya? Santa-Mene unse kaha salo 1-1 karke Aao. Frnd-Phir? Santa-Phir kya,Salo ne 1-1 karke dubara Peeta !.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I have 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don’t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ke Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe Sokar Boli Aaj Kuch Aisa Karo Ke Mere Passeney Chuut Jaye.. Santa Utha Aur FAN Band Kar Ke So Gya.!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Din SANTA Ne Bahut Sundar Ladki Dekhi Aur Socha. Bahut Socha . Kiya Socha? . . Kaash Ye Meri Mummy Hoti To Me Bhi Sundar Hota..
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता - “मेरा घर इतना बड़ा है कि लोकल ट्रेन आराम से चल सकती है !” बंता – “बस ! अरे मेरा घर तो इतनाबड़ा है कि एक कोने से दूसरे कोने पर फ़ोन से बात करो तो रोमिंग लगती है… !”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Ek Bat Bata ?
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    Banta : Haan Puchh !
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    Santa : Yaar Log Sharab Kyun Pite Hain
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    Banta : Ab Log Sharab Kha To Nahi Sakte.
    Isliye Pite Hain ;-)
    :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 9 years ago



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  • 3 chor Santa , Golu aur Pappu ... police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me chup gaye. Police wale ne pehle bori par lat maari. Santa bola: bow bow.. Police wala: Isme kutta hai. Fir dusri bori par lat mari.. Golu bola: meow meow... Policewala: Isme billi hai... Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi awaaz nahi aayi. Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi awaaz nahi aayi fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad Pappu zor se bola: Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Kasai Chicken Kabab Bectha Tha. Weh Milawat Ke Iljam Mein Pakda Gaya. Adalat Mein Usne Qabul Kiya Ki Weh Murge Ke Meet Mein Kisi Aur Ka Meet Milata Tha. Judge : Aur Kis Chij Ka Meet ? Kasai: Kutte Ka Hujur. Judge: Kitni Milawat Karte The. Kasai: Barabar Ki Judge: Kya Matlab? Kasai: Ek Murga, Ek Kutta
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua, Mummy ye Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He? Mummy- Yeh Tere Pappa He Santa- To Hum Is Ganje K Sath Q Rehte He
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Har Sunday Ko Holi Kehleta Tha. Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ne Santa Se Pucha, Tum Har Sunday Ko Holi Kyun Khelte Ho? Santa - Maine Kahin Padha Tha Ki, "Sunday Is A Holi Day"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ki loutri lagi aur Woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se bola... Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to tum kya karogi. Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chhod dhungi. Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal yaha se.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Shersingh Ne Lala Dhaniram Ki Aur Apni Raifel Tante Hue Kaha- Khabardar! Jo Ek Awaaj Bhi Nikli. Mein Tumhari Patni Ka Apharan Karke Le Jar Aha Hu. Isne Jo Jewar Pehan Rakhe H, Usi Par Santosh Kar Lo Babu Ji. Patni Ko Le Jakar Jab Tak Jinda Rahoge Pacthaoge. Kyu Ye Deti Nahi H Kya : ?????? Khana Ha Nahi Deti Jis Din Se Ise Iske Pita Ke Ghar Se Laya Hu, Aaj 20 Saal Beet Gaye, Abhi Tak Pactha Raha Hu.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki. Judge :Ek Baar Firse Sochle, Aisi Biwi Kismat Se Milti Hai !!!
    • 9 years ago



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