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  • Santa-mene Nischay Kar Liya He Ki, Jab Tak 25 Ka Nai Ho Jata Shadi Hi Nahi Karunga| Grlfrnd-or Mene Diside Kiya He Jab Jak Shadi Nahi Karti 25 Ki Houngi B Nahi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ke Maa Ke Tabyat Khrab Ho Gye, Wo Apne Maa Ko Lekar Hospital Gya. Doctor: Inke Kuch Test Honge, Santa: Hey! Bhgwan Ab Kya Hoga, "Mere Maa To Anphad Ha"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Gadhe :cow2:Ka Bacha Badha Hokar Gadha:cow2: Banta H,
    Ullu Ka Ullu, Kutte:dog2: Ka Kutta:dog2:, Or Sher :lion_face:Ka Sher:lion_face:,
    Lekin Aadmi Me Ye Khass Baat H Ki,
    Wo Badha Hokar Ullu Bhi Ban Sakta H Kutta:dog2:, Gadha:cow2: Or Sher:lion_face: Bhi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bhikhari-10rs.dedo mobil rechrge krke grlfrd ko cal krna hai, santa-WAH!! bhikhari ne bi grlfrd banayi h Bhikhri-Naji..grlfrnd ne bhikhari banaya h..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa in Lift..very funny hindi sms Girl : mehnga perfume laga k lift me ayi, or SANTA ko akad k boli Cobra perfume, Rs.6000.. 2nd girl ayi : Jasmeen perfume"Rs.7000 .. achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell aayi dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda Or SANTA ko dekhne Lagi.. SANTA with smile:- "Muli"14 Rupey Kilo..... Santa Madhosh m/ ladkia Behosh
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lucky: Yaar Mujhey Kuch Nahi Aata Tha, Main Paper Khali Chor Aya Hon. Banta: Main Bhi! Santa: Shit Yaar, Teacher Samjhe Gi Hum Ne Cheating Ki Hay.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Snta:dunia mai sab se dukhi aadmi kon hai? Banta:panipuri wala ! S:kaise? Banta:kyu ki ladki kuwari ho ya married "BHAIYA" hi bulati hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta Dairy Likh Raha Tha . Aaj Meri Behan Ko Baccha Hone Wala Hai Pata Nahi Ladka Hoga Ya Ladki, Isliye Mujhe Ye Bhi Pata Nahi Ki Me . . . Mama Banunga Ya Mami.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha. Santa: NEIL AMSTRONG. Teacher: Aur doosra…. Santa: Bawli doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga. Langda thodi tha woh.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sign of Changing Times: Santa to Pappu: Son, Success is when Signature turns into Autograph. Pappu: No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Abhi Tak Yahi Soch ke Pareshan Hai Ki, Jab Anna Hajare Ne 13 Din Tak, Kuch Khaya Hi Nahi, To Fir Wo "BILL" Kis Baat Ka Maang Raha Hai....?
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता (बंता से)- यार मैंने अपनी गर्ल फ्रेंड को गिफ्ट देना है, क्या दूं? बंता (संता से)- गोल्ड रिंग दे दे. संता- कोई बड़ी चीज बता। बंता- फिर एमआरएफ का टायर दे दे।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ki Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi Santa Ke Baap Ne Ladki Ke Baap Se Kaha- Santa clerk hai Salary 15,000 Rs. hai aur uper se 20,000 kamata hai. Ladki Ki Baap Ne Bade Pyar Se Reply Diya: Beti Nurse hai Salary 10,000 hai + niche se 50,000 kamati hai!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Kyu Bhai Udas Kyu Baithe Ho? Banta: Ha Yaar! Meri Patni Ne Mujhe Notice Diya H Ki Agar Maine Sharab Nahi Chodi To Weh Mujhe Chodkar Chali Jayegi. Santa: Kitne Afsos Ki Baat H. Banta: Ha Yaar, Bahut Bhali Aurat H Mujhe Bahut Yaad Karegi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dr: Aapke Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Din Ke Mehman Hai, Santa: Sorry Ke Koi Baat Nhi Hai Doctar Saab, Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gye To 2 Din Hi Nikal He Jayenge!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Walking On Road. Samne Gobar Pada Tha! Santa Ne Jhuk Kr Ungli Dal Kr Taste Kia Aur Bola Oh! Ye To Gobar h,Shukr h Mera Pair Nai Pada
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ne ek ladki se "I Love you" kaha..... Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola? . . To Santa rote huye bola: . Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa - "sir ji, aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?" Boss - "woh gaon ki hai.." Santa - "Oh sorry, mujhe laga woh sirf aapki hai.
    • 9 years ago



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