संता: मैं दुनियां के सारे अस्पतालों में हो कर आ चूका हूँ।
बंता: नहीं, तुम अभी तक एक अस्पताल में हो कर नहीं आए होगे।
संता: हो ही नहीं सकता, तुम उस अस्पताल का नाम बताओ।
बंता: जनाना अस्पताल।
संता: अरे यार, वहाँ तो मैं पैदा ही हुआ था।
Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Admission Form Bharne Mein Madad Kar Raha Tha, To Pappu Ne Puchha.
Pappu: “ Papa, Ye Mother Tongue Wale Box Mein Kya Likhna Hai? ”
Santa: “ Very Long Likh De Beta “
Santa loan lene k liye bank gya.
Bank k ek postar par likha tha ki " Hamre yaha Sone par loan Milta hai "
santa bank me so gya .
Gard ne santa ko uthaya or bola bank me kyu so rahe ho ?
Santa: loan k liye.
Santa ne ~ F A M O U S ~ T A T T O
O ~ S H O P ~ me Girlfriend ka naam
apne haath par likhwaya "Latest
Tattoo Designs" me. Ghar aane ke
baad jor jor se rone laga,
Banta: kyun rorahe ho? Santa: Abey,
Girlfriend ki spelling galat ho gaye.
Class Mein Teacher Santa Se Kehti Hai.
Teacher: "Tumhare Papa Ka Kya Naam Hai?"
Santa: "Google Singh"
Teacher Hairani Hote Hue: "Yeh Kesa Naam Hai?"
Santa: "Bus Mein Jahaan Bhi Jaun Mujhe Doond Lete Hai.
Santa Ki Wife Apne Pati Se Pareshan Ho Kar,
Swami Lunnacharya Ke Pass Gayi.
Santa’s Wife: “Swami Ji,
Mere Pati Roz Aadhi Raat Ko,
Ghar Se Chale Jate Hai.
Swami Ji: Isse Mein Aap Ki Samsya Samju,
Ya Mere Liye Aap Ka Invitation?
Santa,his wife with son and daugher went to a party..
he introduced his family to his friends saying.." I am Santa.. and this is Santnee
this is my kid and that is my kidney!!"
Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata h....
Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h...
Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat.
Banta: nahi chupai yar...
Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h...
Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h.
Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hi li to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h...
Santa:Aj Mene Apni Bv Ko Watchman K Sath Movie Jate Hue Dekha.
Banta:To Tum Unke Piche Nhi Gye?
Santa:Nhi Yar,
Darsal Wo Movie Mene Pahle Hi Dekhi Hui Thi.
Santa found answer to the most
difficult question ever- What comes
first -
the chicken or the egg?
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O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo
ayega!
Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.