Santa Banta Jokes

Santa ne BUS ME 2TICKET Li Conductor-2 Q? Santa-1 kho gyi to DUSRI RAHEGI. Cndtr-AGAR DUSRI KHO GAYI TO. SAnta-TO "PASS" KAB KAAM AYEGA.

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santa in Coffee shop wth wife. santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi. Wife:ki frk painda hai? Srdar: Bewakuf Rate List dekh Hot coffee Rs.15 Cold coffee.45

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Banta: Yaar 2 Baar Tere Restaurant Me Aaya, Par Dono Baar Taala Laga Hua Tha..?? Banta: Tu Lunch Time Me Aaya Hoga, Us Waqt Main Khana Khane Ghar Chala Jaata Hoon..!

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Building Ki 50vi Manjil Pe Lakdi Ka Kaam Chal Raha Tha. Ek Aadmi Bhaaga Bhaaga Aya Aur Chilla Ke Bola Santa Tera Beta Accident Mein Mar Gaya. Ye Sunte Hi Santa Ne 50vi Manjil Se Jump Maar Di . . . . . 35 Manjil Pe Jake Use Ehsas Hua : Arey, Mera To Koi Beta Hi Nahi Hai 20 Manjil Tak Pahunchte-Pahunchte Use Khayal Aaya : Meri To Abhi Shaadi Hi Nahi Hui Teesri Manjil Tak Pahunch Ke Uske Muh Se Nikla : Shit, Main To Banta Hoon... :D

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Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya

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Ek Baar Santa Ka Dost Musibat Mein Tha Wo Santa Se Ye Baat Share Karte Hue Kahta Hai. Dost Bola: “Yaar Musibat Ke Waqt Gadhe Ko Bhi Baap Banana Padta Hai” Santa: “Wah Yaar Badi Himmat Hai Jo Teri Mummy Maan Bhi Jati Hai“

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Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U" Girl : How can U be so sure? Santa: I have done diploma in interior designing

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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

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Santa in computer exam... . Examiner: "What is Microsoft Excel?" . Santa:"It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer!"

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Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole: ‘VAR MANGO VATS’ Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu.. ‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’

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Santa:- Yaar Aajkal, Judwa Bachche Paida Kyo Ho Rhe Hai? . . . . . . . Banta:- Yar Desh Me Itna Aatankwad Bad Gaya Hai, Ki Bachche Akele Aane Se Darte Hai.

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Santa In Coffee Shop With Wife..! Santa: Jaldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jayegi.. Wife: Ki Fark Painda Hai.? Santa: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh..! Hot Coffee = Rs 15 Cold Coffee = Rs 45

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मार्केट में घूमते हुए संता एक खूबसूरत लड़की से टकरा गया। संता- क्या मैं आपसे थोड़ी देर बात कर सकता हूं? लड़की- पर मैं तो आपको जानती भी नहीं हूं !! संता- तो मैं कौन सा आपको जानता हूं, वो मेरी बीवी प्रीतो कहीं खो गई है। लड़की- तो इसमें मैं क्या कर सकती हूं? संता- दरअसल, जब भी मैं किसी सुंदर लड़की से बात करता हूं तो वो पता नहीं कहां से आ जाती है।

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Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. . . . . Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?

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Ek Baar Santa Santo Mein Jagda Ho Gaya. Or Ek Duse Se Ladne Lage.
Santa: Maine Tumhe Banarasi Shadi Dilwayi.
Santo: Tumne Mujhe Pehante Hue Dekha,
Santa: Maine Tumhe Sone Kei Anghuti Di,
Santo: Tumne Mera Hathpakadkar Meri Ungli Mein Pehnayi.
Santa: Maine Tumhare Make Up Ka Bil Diya.
Santo: Tumne Mujhe Kiss Kiya
Santa: Maine Tumhe Har Jahag Siar Karayi,
Santo: Tumn Mere Sath Mauj Masti Bhi To Ki H.
:heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat:

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Techer:" 1869 Me Kya Hua?? Banta:" Gandhi Ji Ka Janm . . Techer:" Good! Baith Jao . . . Techer(santa Se):" Btao 1872 Me Kya Hua . . . Santa:" Gandhi Ji 3 Saal K Ho Gaye.

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Santa To Banta.. Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod Diya.. . . Banta-: Kyu..?? Kya Kaha Unhone..? . . . Santa-: Unhone Kaha . . . . . . Mungfali Me Dana Nahi, Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi.. Hahahaha.

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Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk… ? Santa: It’s Too Dangerous To Drive On Street Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz

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Bhikari: Kuch Khane Ko Dedo SANTA : TAMATAR KHAO Bikari: Roti Dedo Santa : TAMATAR KHAO Bikari: Le Ao Tamatar Hi Do Santa Ki Mummy: Ye Totla Hai.. Kah Raha Hai KAMAKAR Khao..

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Santa-Lala ji, Dettol Soap hai..? Lala ji (dhoti mein se hath nikalte hue)- Hanji Hai..! Santa-Phir hath dho ker 1 Kg chawal de do...

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