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  • Golden Words By Martin Luther King. If U Cant Fly, Run. If U Cant Run, Walk. If U Cant Walk, Crawl. But Keep Moving. Santa: Woh To Theek Hai, Par Jaana Kaha Hai ? Hahahaha
  • 9 years ago



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  • Snta Ko 1 Road Accident K Jurm Me Girftaar Kar Liya Jata Hai. Judge- Ye Acident Ki Ghatna Kese Ghati? Snta- Sir Mai Kuch Nhi Janta Mein To So Rha Tha.
  • 9 years ago



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  • ‚ New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚ Santa Date pe Gya, After dinner Ahista se bola Main kuch kehna chahta hu ,tm Naraz to nhi hogi? Girl shrma k-Nhi ap Kaho na Santa-Bill adha-2 kr le.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Santa : Main Ek Larki Ko 5 Lack Rupees De Kar, Usse Daily Interest Leta Hu. . . Tum Log Bhi Aisa Kro; Bara Maja Aayega, . . . . . Interest Ka Matlab Byaaj . Tum Kya Soch Rhe The U Dirty Mind.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ek bar santa bank mein paise jama karne gaya. Officer-ye note fata hai dusra do. Rajesh-main apne account mein jama kar raha hu; fata karu ya naya karu aapko kya matlab hai.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Shirt Ke Liye Kapde Dikhaiye Salesman: Plan Mein Dikhau Santa: Nahi" Helicopter Mein Dikha Saale Bandar Ki aulad.. Sardar Hoon To Mazaak Udata Hai Waris ali*
  • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA-Tu paida kaise hua? BANTA-Hospital me aur tu. Snta-Jungle me! Bnta-kaise? Snta-Meri pregnent maa ko 2 daaku jungle le gye aur kaha-JO KUCH HAI..
  • 9 years ago



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  • Santa aap ko kabhi kisi se pyar hua he Banta-Ha,par wo manti hi nhi S- Kya kehti h? B- Kehti hai I LuV U 2 pata nhi sala ye dusra kon hai
  • 9 years ago



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  • एक बार संता और बंता समुद्र किनारे सैर कर रहे होते हैं, कि तभी अचानक बंता के दिमाग में एक सवाल आता है तो वह संता से पूछता है, "यार संता एक बात बता।" संता: हाँ बोल। बंता: जब हर आदमी को शादी करने के नुक्सान पता होते हैं, तो फिर भी वो शादी क्यों करता है? संता: अरे वो इस लिए कि मरने के बाद अगर उसकी आत्मा स्वर्ग जाए तो वो अच्छा महसूस करे और अगर नर्क जाए तो उसे घर जैसा महसूस हो।
  • 9 years ago



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  • Banta:" What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop..??? . . . Santa:" COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE.. & WINE Shop Is Ending Or Last Point Of LOVE..:p :O :D
  • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8. Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!
  • 9 years ago



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  • santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula, banta- mai khol du, santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Santa in Lift..very funny hindi sms Girl : mehnga perfume laga k lift me ayi, or SANTA ko akad k boli Cobra perfume, Rs.6000.. 2nd girl ayi : Jasmeen perfume"Rs.7000 .. achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell aayi dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda Or SANTA ko dekhne Lagi.. SANTA with smile:- "Muli"14 Rupey Kilo..... Santa Madhosh m/ ladkia Behosh
  • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Gusse Me:- Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken NaHi hai.? Waiter:Sahab, Gulab Jamun Me Kon Sa Gulab hota hai? Santa:Ha Yaar Sorry....
  • 9 years ago



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  • संता: ये बीमा कंपनी वाले भी गज़ब करते है. लोगों की बीवियों के पास घंटों बैठ कर पति के मरने के फायदे बताते हैं. बंता:तभी मेरी बीवी बार-बार मुझसे मेरी उम्र पूछ कर खुश हो रही थी और कह रही थी की आपकी कीमत आप क्या जानो.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Bank manegar: hum aapko bina intrest k loan denge, Santa: oji dena h to thoda haste-haste do na, Agar dene me intrest nahi h to mat do...
  • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: kal pehli vari Teri bhabi di yad bhulawan wastay SHARAB di botal da Sahara litta. Dost: Fer ki Hoya? Santa: Hona ki si ? Lulli phas gayi Botal vich. :P
  • 9 years ago



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  • Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu.. Banta: Wo Kaise? Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!.......
  • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye. Bolo.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Doctor:- kal apka urine test karenge.iss bottle me apna urine likee ana. . . . . Santajara soch-ke) app khud test karenge?yaa kisi aur se test karwaoge? . . . Doctor:-mein khud he test karunga. . Santa ne agli din urine ke sath samusa bhi lekee ayaa. . . . . . Doctor:-urine likee aya thik hei.magar samusa q? . . . . . . . . Santa:-khali mu-mee urine test karenge acca nehi lagega.isiliye mein samusa bhi likee ayaa.
  • 9 years ago



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