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  • At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand , oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Math Ka Test Le Raha Hota Hai. Santa: “ Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? ” Pappu: “ 6, 7 ” Santa: “ Wah Mera Beta To Bohat Hoshiyaar Hai,Aur 6, 7 Ke Baad? ” Pappu: “ 8, 9, 10 ” Santa: “ Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad? ” Pappu: “ Gulam, Begum, Badshaah “
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa= Jab Main Mar Jaau To Samne Wale Ghar Ki Family Ko Zarur Bulana. Banta= Kyo.? Santa= Yaar Unke Ghar Ki Ladkiya Bahut Lipat-Lipat Kar Roti Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:-Tumne Apni Biwi Ko Talaak Kyun Diya Banta: Saali Characterless Thi, Shaadi Mujhse Ki Aur Baccha Bhagwan Se Mangati Thi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta To His Son : . . Oye, Ghabrana Matt, . Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai... . . . Son : Ji Haan Papa, . Class Me Teacher Bhi Yehi Bolti Hai, . . . . . . . . Ki Tu Zarur Kisi Jaanwar Ki Aulad Hai YogiRaj
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa : yaar banta ye automaticlly kya hota hai banta : are bevkoof tujhe itna bhi nahi pata jab auto mein koi takly baith jati hai na to use aotumaticlly kehte hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Tha. Santa: Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khat Likha Tha Ki Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana, Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi? Banta: Ohh Yaar, Par Mujhe Koi Khat Mila Hi Nahi. Santa: Mene Likha To Tha Ki Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ne AC lagwaya. Banta ne pucha abhi to sardi hai? Santa oye maine ulta lagwaya hai, garam hawa andar aur thandi hawa bahar....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher-santa,agar samundar me nimbu kaa ped ho to nimbu kaise todoge. santa-chidiya bankar. Teacher-insaan ko chidiya tumhara baap banayga? Santa-samundar me ped aapka baap banayga.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Santa-"Chidiya Bankar." Sir-"Admi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!" Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapk baap lagayega!"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: kal pehli vari Teri bhabi di yad bhulawan wastay SHARAB di botal da Sahara litta. Dost: Fer ki Hoya? Santa: Hona ki si ? Lulli phas gayi Botal vich. :P
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa : Kal Raat Toilet main gaya toh wahan bhoot tha . . . Banta : "Acha !!!!! Fir Kya hua " . . . . . Santa : Hona Kya tha maine usse Bol diya "Bhai aap hi kar lo Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Bar Dance Jo Apne Kaam Se Mashur Thi.
    Waha Ek Aadmi Use Aate Jate Ghurta Tha.
    Dancer Se Bhi Sehan N Hua. Or Use Boli Agar
    Tumne Battamiji Ki To Apne Pati Ko Bula Lungi.
    Kaha Gaye H Aapke Pati. Dancer Angdayi Lete Hue
    1 Mahine Ke Liye Ghar Se Bahar.
    :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Middle School Ke Student Ko Teacher Ne Class Mein Jhadu Lagane Ko Kaha- To Ye Kehkar Inkaar Kar Diya Ki Wo Uska Kaam Nahi H. Teacher: Mahatma Gandhi Jhadu Lagate The. Letrin Saaf Karte Tha. Tum Apne Aap Ko Unse Se Bhi Badhkar Samjhate Ho. Abhi Kya Pata: Vidharthi Badhe Garav Se Bola- Ye To Waqt Btayega.
    • 9 years ago



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  • What is d difference between Land Line & Mobile? KiLLer answer by Santa: Land Line ka Number hum ungli se Dial Karte hai n mobile ka Anguthe se.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Army training k dauran 1 officer ne Santa se pucha :- yeh hath me kya hai ? Santa :- Sir yeh banduk hai. Officer :- yeh banduk nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai, tumhari Ma hai Maa !!!! then officer to another sipahi ( Banta ):- yeh tumhare haath me kya hai ? Banta :- sir, yeh Santa k Ma hai or hamari Aunty hai Aunty.......:-D chetan
    • 9 years ago



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  • juce cornar .. pati ne ik keela ka jus liya . aur patni ne 2 orenge juce liya pament ke time water , bhai ka ik kela aur bhabi ko do santra kat lo,.?
    • 9 years ago



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