Santa Banta Jokes

Banta To His Son : . . Oye, Ghabrana Matt, . Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai... . . . Son : Ji Haan Papa, . Class Me Teacher Bhi Yehi Bolti Hai, . . . . . . . . Ki Tu Zarur Kisi Jaanwar Ki Aulad Hai YogiRaj

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Santa ne ~ F A M O U S ~ T A T T O O ~ S H O P ~ me Girlfriend ka naam apne haath par likhwaya "Latest Tattoo Designs" me. Ghar aane ke baad jor jor se rone laga, Banta: kyun rorahe ho? Santa: Abey, Girlfriend ki spelling galat ho gaye.

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Santa Ki Tapsya Se Khush Ho Kar Bhagwan Bole: VAR MANGO VATS Santa: Prabhu!! Jaisa Aap Soch Rahe Hai Mein Vaisa Nahi Hu.. MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE

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Teacher: Santa Santa; Ji Sir Ji Teacher: Kya Tumhare Mohalle Mein Koi Aadmi Paida Hua H. Santa: Humare Mohalle Mein To Sab Bache Hi Paida Hote H.

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Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya. Cashier- Tumhare Note nakli hai. Santa- Tujhe kya farak padata hai? Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!=D =))

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Biwi, Ek Dum Khush Hoke: "Kya Baat Hai Jee, Aaj To Meri Photo-Pe-Photo kheenche Ja RaheHo? . . . . . . . . . . . . Santa: Kuchh Nahi Pagli, Aaj Mere Sarr pe Wild Life Photography ka Bhoot Sawaar Hai..

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Santa:kya tum pass ho Gaye banta:Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari madam fail ho gayi santa:kese banta: wo abhi B usi class me pdha rahi he

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Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha. Banta: Toh? Santa: Khushe ke mare Train ke engine ko choom liya :*

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Santa :~ Aaj TV Par 30 Feet Ka Saap Dikhane Wale Hai.....!! . . Banta :~ Ha Yaar...!! Par Me Nahi Dekh Paunga...!! . . Santa :~ Kyu ...........?? . . Banta :~ Kyunki Mera TV To Sirf 21 inch Ka Hi Hai Na....!!

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SANTA-Aaj Kal Tere Chehre Pe Kuch Jayada Hi Ronak Dikhai De Rahi Hai Teri Bimari Kaha Gayi..? banta-Ha,Aaj Kal Meri Bv Mayke Gayi Huyi He

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Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha, Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala ! . . Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!? . . . . Santa:- B.C A Final Year.

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santa: doc last night i had s** with a girl.. but today susu not coming..it has blocked.. . . . . Doctor aft checking: lofar remove the condom first.

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Santa:Ye pyar kab hota hai? Banta: Jab time khrab chal raha ho, rahu ketu or shani ki dasa kharab ho, apka mangal kamjor ho, aur bhagwan maze lene ke mood mein ho....

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Chota Santa: Aunty Is Bar To Aap Ko Larka Hi Hoga. . Aunty: Tumhe Kaise Pata Chala. . Chota Santa: Aap Ki Phatti Hui Shalwar Se Mujhe Us Ki . Moonchein . Nazar Aa Rahi Hai

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Santa: Cort Me Judge Se Aaj Tak Mari Itni Baijti Kbhi Nahi Huii. Meri Podosan Ne Mujhe Nahte Huye Dakh Liya.. Judge: To Tum Kau Chahte Ho.. Santa: Badla

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Do Desho Mein Yudh Ke Dauran Hamle Se Bachne Ke Liye,
Jaise Hi Hawayi Hamle Ka Siren Baje Fauran Bank Mein Jaiye,
Aur Ek Crore Ruppe Ka Karja Bank Se Le Li Lijiye.

Aur Ghar Aakar Aram Se So Jaiye.
Fir Bank Wale Aapki Khud Suraksha Karenge.
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:

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संता: ये बीमा कंपनी वाले भी गज़ब करते है. लोगों की बीवियों के पास घंटों बैठ कर पति के मरने के फायदे बताते हैं. बंता:तभी मेरी बीवी बार-बार मुझसे मेरी उम्र पूछ कर खुश हो रही थी और कह रही थी की आपकी कीमत आप क्या जानो.

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Ek Aurat Padosan Se Boli 5 Ghante Ho Gaye Mere Pati Ko Sabji Kharidne Bazar Gaye H.Abhi Tak Nahi Lote. Mujhe Chinta Ho Rahi H.
Padosan : Iss Mein Chinta Ki Kya Baat H Apne Padosi Ko Pata Lo.
Father Ne Church Mein Updesh Diya Tha.
Maine Kaha Mein To Karti Hu Father Lekin Uski Biwi Aitraj Karti H.
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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

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Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota? Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar, Hume Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta.

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