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  • Santa- kaha ja rahe ho? Banta- Police Station,Mere ghar chor aya he Santa- BV ko akela chod dia Banta- Nhi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boss-apki shadi ho gayi? Santa-Haanji,1ladki se huyi he Boss-Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti he Santa-Naa ji meri behan ki to ladke Se huyi he...:p
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Main apni Biwi Ko Bahut Jyada Pyaar Karta Hoo Tum ? Banta: Wo To Tumhari Wife Hai Main Kaise Pyaar Kar Sakta Hoo Waris ali*
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. . . . . . . Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Santa says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA ~Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai kya khilate ho ise,..? BANTA ~abe wo sher hi hai saala PYAAR-WYAAR k chakkar me kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Techer:" 1869 Me Kya Hua?? Banta:" Gandhi Ji Ka Janm . . Techer:" Good! Baith Jao . . . Techer(santa Se):" Btao 1872 Me Kya Hua . . . Santa:" Gandhi Ji 3 Saal K Ho Gaye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Electric Shop me: 2 pankhe dena 1 ladies or 1 Gents. Salesman: pankho me ladies or gents nhi hota. Santa: Saale kaise nhi hota 1 BAJAJ ka de or 1 USHA ka
    • 9 years ago



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  • Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya, par fir bhi muje kutch nahi hua. Banta: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi... Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya, me fir bhi bach gaya.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Bank Me Paise Jama Karne Gaya Cashier: Tumhare Note Nakli Hai Santa: Tujhe Kya Fark Padta Hai ? Jama To Mere Account Me Ho Raha Hai Na.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U Ab Tum Muje Bolo Girl:Me Abi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai H thoko like
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ki beti: papa kal apke ghar se 1 mbr kum ho jaega,n xt day santa ki beti bhag jati h. Santa:ladki ne kaam to galat kiya pr thi wo jyotish
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole: ‘VAR MANGO VATS’ Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu.. ‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Apni Girlfriend Ko Lekar Ghar Aaya! Use Bistar Par Baithaya, Sab Darwaze Khidki Band Kar Di, Aur Light Bhi Band Karke Apni Girlfriend Ke Pass Aaya, Aur Bola: Ye Dekho Meri Watch MeinLight Jalti Hain.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Khudkushi Par Speech De Raha Tha Khudkushi Paap Hai Zulm Hai Gunah Hai Buzdili Hai Pagalpan Hai Khudkushi Krne Se Behtar Hai, Insan Khud Ko Goli Maarle!
    • 9 years ago



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