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  • Santa goes into a bar in New York The man on his right orders a drink, ‘Johnnie Walker, single.’ The man on his left says, ‘Jack Daniels, single.’ Santa says, ‘Santa Singh, married.’
    • 8 years ago



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  • डॉक्टर- आपकी एक किडनी फेल हो गयी है.. रामू- पहले तो बहुत रोया फिर आंसू पोछते हुए बोला कितने नंबर से।
    • 8 years ago



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  • Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue... tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli: Pata he na kya karna hai..? . . . . . . . . Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,, Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..! :P :v :D
    • 8 years ago



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  • Girl to Santa tumhare bina mera Zee nahi lagta.. Santa: ZEE nahi lagta toh, SONY Ya STAR PLUS laga le..!! Ye ladkiya bhi na..
    • 8 years ago



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  • SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order! Order!" SANTA: "1 Pizza,2 Dosa,3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink!" JUDGE: "Shut Up!" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
    • 8 years ago



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  • Accident k baad Driver gusse mein- Maine car ki headlight ON kar k bataya tha k pehle mujhe nikalne do. Santa-assi vi tan wiper chala ke keha si ke "Na kaka Na"
    • 8 years ago



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  • Santa : Tum bike itni tez q chala rahe ho ? Banta : Ye letter urgent dena hai Santa : Kaha ? Banta : Address padhne ka time nahi hai. Santa : Ok go fast...! Anur
    • 8 years ago



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  • Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga.. Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho? Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the. Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga.. Biwi: ab kya hua… Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!
    • 8 years ago



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  • संता शराबी – भाई साहब, टाइम क्याहुआ ? राहगीर – सात बजकर पच्चीस मिनट । संता शराबी – स्साला …. सुबह से पूछ रहा हूं, हर कोई अलग-अलग टाइमबता रहा है …..
    • 8 years ago



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  • Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump: 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle, Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai". Oh ho santa
    • 8 years ago



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  • ek din santa nokia ka badi screen vala phone lekar aaya banta bolta hai bhai itna bada phone kyo lekar aaya hai santa bolta hai mujhe un do logo ko dekhana hai jo hath milate hai..
    • 8 years ago



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  • Banta :- I Am Going to SLeep Ka Kya MaTLaB Hota He.. ? * Santa :Mai Sone jA Raha Hu..! * Banta : NaHi jAAne Dunga SaLe pEHLe MaTLaB Bata..!
    • 8 years ago



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  • 1 Car ki Nilami ho rhi thi 10lakh, 20lakh, 30lakh, Santa: Is Khatara me Aisa Kya h.? Seller: Iske 10 Acidents Hue hain Har Bar Sirf Biwi Mari hai. ‘ ‘ ‘ Santa: iski ma ki aankh 1 Crore.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Dr- Which soap do u use???? Santa- Bajrang da soap, DR- Toothpaste??????? Santa- Bajrang da paste, DR- Shampooo?????? Santa- Bajrang da shampoo Dr- Is Bajrang an international company?????? . . . . . . . Santa: No, Bajrang is my room mate........:-) :D Djsumit
    • 8 years ago



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  • Santa dialled a phone number. A computerizd female voice said, "Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai". Santa: Bas Janeman Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai, Itna Hi Kaafi Hai!
    • 8 years ago



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  • Santa Roasted Chicken Khane K Baad Hadi Chaba Raha Tha, Pas Baitha ek pandit roti Kha Raha Tha Pandit Santa se pucha : Tumhare yaha kutte Kya Khate Hai? Santa: Roti
    • 8 years ago



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  • Santa To Banta.. Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod Diya.. . . Banta-: Kyu..?? Kya Kaha Unhone..? . . . Santa-: Unhone Kaha . . . . . . Mungfali Me Dana Nahi, Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi.. Hahahaha.
    • 8 years ago



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