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  • Santa DuKHi THa Banta:KYu TeNSiON Me Hai Santa:Yaar,1 DoST Ko PLaSTiC SurGery Ke LiYe 10 LaKH DiYe The - AB SaaLe Ko PeHCHaN Nai Pa RaHa Hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA: Yaar, Meri dur ki nazar kharab he, chasma lena padega. . BANTA: Wo kya chamak raha hai? SANTA: Suraj BANTA: Sale, aur kitna dur dekhega..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Beta:Papa Madam Ne aj Ek Sawal Poocha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe malum Tha Sardar:Mera Shona Puttar, Sawal Kya Tha ??? Beta:Madam Ne Pucha, Black Board K Paas Potty Kisne Ki Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8. Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ko nahate hue mahbooba ki yaad aa gayi to farmaya ki, dil me h tumhara akx or haath me h sabun lux tumhara khayal aata raha or lux sabun jhaag bnata raha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • banta- week mai ek baar meri patni se mera jhagda jarur hota hai. aur apka? santa- mera mahine baad hota hai, kyuki mujhe salary mahine baad milti hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Electric Shop Pe Gaya Aur Dukandar Se Bola Santa: Ek Kala Bulb Dena Dukandar: Bhai Sahab, Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge? Santa: Yaar, Dopaher Ko Andhera Karke Sone Ka Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-maine aisi cheez ki khoj ki h jisko lagane se tu deewar k aar-par dekh sakta h.... Banta-wah## koun si cheez...? Santa-"KHIDKI".........
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Aaj Meri Bakri Ne Anda Diya Banta:Bakri Kab Se Anda Dene Lagi H Santa:Hum V.I.P Log H Humne Apni Murgi Ka Naam Bakri Rakha hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump: 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle, Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai". Oh ho santa
    • 10 years ago



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  • SNTA Radio Thik Karwane Gya. Mechanic Ne Kaha-Ye Thik He Par MAUSAM Kharab He Isliye Ni Chal Rha SNTA-Le 100 Rs.MAUSAM Naya Dalde
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua Me India Me Paida Hua America Me Nahi Dost : Q America Me Hota To Kya Hota ? Sardar : Tu B Na Muje English Kaha Aati Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • ek din santa nokia ka badi screen vala phone lekar aaya banta bolta hai bhai itna bada phone kyo lekar aaya hai santa bolta hai mujhe un do logo ko dekhana hai jo hath milate hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa was filling up an application form for a job. He was not sure as to what was to be filled in the column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote: Yes!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta mujra dekhne gaya, saari raat mujra dekha, mujrewaali boli saab humne aapko khush kiya ab aap humhe khush kijiye banta utha aur nachne laga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Santa-"Chidiya Bankar." Sir-"Admi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!" Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapk baap lagayega!"
    • 10 years ago



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