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  • Santa to banta-Hum dono me kya rishta he Banta- jo besan or pakode ka he Santa-wo kese Banta-Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA he
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता एक बार अपने रिश्तेदार से मिलने उसके शहर गया। वहां जब उसे नाश्ता दिया गया तो उसने प्लेट में गंदगी लगी देखी। उसने पूछा- प्लेटें सही ढंग से धुलती तो हैं न ? रिश्तेदार बोला- हां, बिल्कुल। ये प्लेटें वाटर से जितनी साफ हो सकती हैं हो जाती हैं। दोपहर को जब खाने पर गंदी थाली देखी तो संता ने फिर वही सवाल किया। फिर वहीं जवाब मिला – वाटर से थालियां जितनी साफ हो सकतीं हैं, हो जाती हैं। शाम को जब संता बाहर घूमने निकला तो दरवाजे पर बंधा पालतू कुत्ता भौंकने लगा। रिश्तेदार कुत्ते को डपटते हुए बोला- चुप रहो वाटर ! संताजी तो अपने घर के आदमी हैूं.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa: Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain? Banta: goal kar rahe hain!!! Santa:’lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain, aur kitni gol Karenge?’
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dimag ka Dahi wala JoKe . . . santa Nepali Se - Tum American Ho? .. .. .. Nepali- Nahi Me Nepal Ka Hu.. . . santa- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho . . Nepali- Nahi Bhai Main Nepal Ka Hu.. . . santa- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho . . Nepali (Gusse Me)- Ha Me American hu... . . santa- Lagte To Nepali Ho Khan
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ji apko logo ne kyo Mara? Santa: are Yar Meri Photo bus Me Gir Gyi thi Maine kha Madam Zara Sari upar kijiye Photo Leni hai bas...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Chemist Ki Shop Pe 1 Bottle Le K Gaya Aur Ek Chamach Liquid Shopkeeper Ko Pila K Bola: Mitha Hai Kya? Dukandar Bola: Nahi, Kyu Kya H Ye? Santa: Docter Ne Bola Chemist Ki Shop Se Urine Me Sugar Check Karwa K Aao...! Wo Check Krane Aya Tha. :-P
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala ! . . Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!? . . . . . . . . Santa:- B.C A Final Year...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta mujra dekhne gaya, saari raat mujra dekha, mujrewaali boli saab humne aapko khush kiya ab aap humhe khush kijiye banta utha aur nachne laga.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.. . . . . Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ?? . . . . . . . . . Santa:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi...:( :p :O :/
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Cort Me Judge Se Aaj Tak Mari Itni Baijti Kbhi Nahi Huii. Meri Podosan Ne Mujhe Nahte Huye Dakh Liya.. Judge: To Tum Kau Chahte Ho.. Santa: Badla
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ne AC lagwaya. Banta ne pucha abhi to sardi hai? Santa oye maine ulta lagwaya hai, garam hawa andar aur thandi hawa bahar....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ko piles Ho Gaya. Hakim: Marham Lagwane Roj Aana Padega. Hakim Ne Usko 4Din Marham Lgaya Aur Kaha: Ab Kafi Theek Ho, Baqi Biwi Se Lgwa Lena. Agle Din Preeto Marham Lgane Lagi To Usne Ek Haath Santa Ke Kandhe Pr Rakha, Aur Dusre Se Marham Lgane Lagi To Santa Ne Pucha: Tera Ek Haath Kandhe Pr Hai Dusra Kaha Hai? Preeto: "Us Se Marham Lga Rahi Hun. Santa Chonk Kr Bola: "Oh, Hakim Ki Behan Ka Thullu, Uske To Dono Haath Mere Kandhe Pr Hote The.!! :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Police k interview Par Interviewer-Bhiid ko Titar Bitar Karne k Liye Kya Karna Chahiye ? Santa-Chanda Mangna Shuru Kar Dena Chahiye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:Meri Biwi Itna Mazaq karti he kya batau DOST:Kaise? Santa:Kal maine Uski Ankhon par hath Rakh K bola"main Kon?"To wo boli "DODH WALA"
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA: Kya Daru Pine se khaansijati hai BANTA: Kyu nai jayegi Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuch chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa says: " Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Sakta hai.." . Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina "Pyar" Nahi Kar Sakta".. . . Plz Coperate,,, Aaj Santa Serious hai..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Santa-"Chidiya Bankar." Sir-"Admi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!" Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapk baap lagayega!"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Married? Patient : No, car accident
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar mai toh Mushkil me pad gaya. Banta: Kaise? Santa: Biwi make up kare to kharcha bardasht nahi hota aur make up na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti
    • 9 years ago



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