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  • "Darling" said Santa to his new bride. "Now that we are married, do you think you can live on my small income?". "Ofcourse dearest", she replied. "But what will you live on?"
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  • SANTA-Tu paida kaise hua? BANTA-Hospital me aur tu. Snta-Jungle me! Bnta-kaise? Snta-Meri pregnent maa ko 2 daaku jungle le gye aur kaha-JO KUCH HAI..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ko piles Ho Gaya. Hakim: Marham Lagwane Roj Aana Padega. Hakim Ne Usko 4Din Marham Lgaya Aur Kaha: Ab Kafi Theek Ho, Baqi Biwi Se Lgwa Lena. Agle Din Preeto Marham Lgane Lagi To Usne Ek Haath Santa Ke Kandhe Pr Rakha, Aur Dusre Se Marham Lgane Lagi To Santa Ne Pucha: Tera Ek Haath Kandhe Pr Hai Dusra Kaha Hai? Preeto: "Us Se Marham Lga Rahi Hun. Santa Chonk Kr Bola: "Oh, Hakim Ki Behan Ka Thullu, Uske To Dono Haath Mere Kandhe Pr Hote The.!! :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Gurdas Maan: Santa ji,aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega? Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Wife Mar gai Banta Usko Chup Karane K Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye Santa-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa Banta-Q? Santa-Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krna H
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain. Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala? Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Fauji : Maidam Yaha Tairna Mana H.
    Babli: Jab Mein Kapde Utar Rahi Thi Tab Mana Ku Nahi Kiya.
    Fauji : Kapde Nikalna Mana Nahi H.

    :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. . . . . Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U Ab Tum Muje Bolo Girl:Me Abi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai H thoko like
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha. Santa: NEIL AMSTRONG. Teacher: Aur doosra…. Santa: Bawli doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga. Langda thodi tha woh.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai Jiska Naam India Hai Baki To Sab Videsh Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ki wife ne use office jate waqt kaha “See You in the evening!” Santa gusse me: Main bhi tujhe dekh lunga kamini! Dhamki kisko deti hai?
    • 9 years ago



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  • autowala:bus stop tak ke 20rs. santa:saman bhi sath me hai. autowala: saman free hai. santa:ok, saman le chal maine paidal aata hu.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu santa se.. yr kal mai apne gf ko msg kr rha tha.. To banta mujhe kbse dekh rha tha...fir mai 5 mint k liye bathroom gya to... Banta ne mere mobil se meri ka no. Le liya or use romantic sms krne lga... Santa-to tune kuch nhi kiya... Pappu-mai kya kru wo pagal kal raat se apni behn ko hi msg kr rha h
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ne ek ladki se "I Love you" kaha..... Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola? . . To Santa rote huye bola: . Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. . . . . . . Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain.
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA PAPER DENE GYA .. .. .. OR APNE SATH PALAMBER KO BHI LEY GYA .... ... .. KYO...????? ,,, ,,, ,,, KYO KI USNE SUNA THA KI PAPER LEEK HO GYA H..... :-D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye . . Que. the:- 1.China kis Desh me hai? 2.15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai? 3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai? 4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai? 5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan hai..?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu ki roti par se chuha gujar gaya Pappu: Ab mein ye roti nahi khaunga Santa: Kha le beta chuhe ne kon si chapplen pahni hui thi.
    • 9 years ago



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