Santa Banta Jokes

Gurdas Maan: Santa ji,aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega? Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai.

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Santa- Kal me film dekh Aya, film achi thi par film ka naam bada ajib tha Frnd-Kya naam tha Snta- Badi Gaand Frnd- abe vo badi gaand nhi"BODYGUARD" hai.

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Santa ne chalenge kiya..... "Ki woh kutubminar ko sr pe rakh k mumbai le jayega"... Sare news wale waha pahuch gye.... Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"

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1 BAAR SANTA LAMBI LAMBI SANSE LE RAHA THA? TO..? KYA WO SANSE BHI NA LE. HAR BAAT ME JOKE CHAHIYE ? 1 KAAM KARO JAAN LE LO SANTA KI.

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Santa- Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kr Dega Banta- Q? Santa- Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu :

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Dad santa:tu exam mai pas ho ya fail,mai tujhe bike jaru dilaunga... Banta: kaun si bike? Santa: Pas hua to pulsar colg jane k liye,fail hua to rajdut dudh bechne k liye...

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Santa:- Yaar Aajkal, Judwa Bachche Paida Kyo Ho Rhe Hai? . . . . . . . Banta:- Yar Desh Me Itna Aatankwad Bad Gaya Hai, Ki Bachche Akele Aane Se Darte Hai.

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Santa 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane K Baad Bola: Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Dio.. . Dukandar: Cheeni Kyu..??? . Santa: Soch Raha Hu, Khane K Baad Kuch Mitha Ho Jay

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Santa Banta Swimming Pool Me Naha Rahe the. Santa Dubne Laga, to us ne Banta Ki Lulli Pakad Li. Banta: Bhosdike Tairna Seekh, Ladki K sath Hota to dub Jata! *JuSt FrOm SkR*

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WiFe On Phone To SaNTa- AaPKi YaaD Me 15 DiN Me AaDhi MaR Gai Hu . . AaP GhaR KaB Aa RaHe Ho..? . . . . SaNTa- 15 DiN BaaD Aa RaHa Hu,,"

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Ek bar santa bank mein paise jama karne gaya. Officer-ye note fata hai dusra do. Rajesh-main apne account mein jama kar raha hu; fata karu ya naya karu aapko kya matlab hai.

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Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch B Nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

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Biwi neend me zorse chillai: Jaldi utho, mere PATI Aa gaye SANTA utha,khidki se kud gaya,Tang tut gayi, Fir khyal Aaya sala mein hi to uska pati hu!

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Santa Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi. Lekin Job Ke Pehle Din Hi Use Bohat Gaaliyan Padi Aur Dhakke Dekar Job Se Nikal Diya Gaya Kyu Ki Usne Apne Office Mein Pehli Call Kuch Is Tarha Se Attend Kari Thi. Santa With First Caller: “How Can I Help You Sir?” First Caller: “Mera Vodaphone Ka Sim Dhang Se Kaam Nahi Kar Raha.” Santa: “Abe To Airtel Ka Lele Na“

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Santa Ki Tapsya Se Khush Ho Kar Bhagwan Bole: VAR MANGO VATS Santa: Prabhu!! Jaisa Aap Soch Rahe Hai Mein Vaisa Nahi Hu.. MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE

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Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa- Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

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Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai, Aur Kehta Hai. Santa: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai, Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha: Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Tha? Santa: Niimboo Pani Mein

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Santa Ki Wife To Santa- Aaj Se+ Ka Mann Kr Rha H. Santa- Jaan Aaj Nhi Kal Krenge. Wife- Aaj Q Ni Janu. Santa- Jaan Aaj C0nd*m Lana Bhul Gya. Wife- Teri To Roz Ki Magaj Mari H, Lamination Q Ni Krwa Leta Saale.

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Santa: Dr Mai Subah 9 Baje Utha hu to Mujhe Sans Lene me Taklif hoti h Dr- Beta Jaldi Utha kro Kyoki Sari Oxygen to Baba Ramdev aur unke Chele Khich Lete hai:)

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Ek Baccha Rote Hue Police Min Complain Likhwane Ke Liye Gaya. Police Wala: Kya Hua. Bacha: Meri Mummy Kho Gayi H. Police: Koi Baat Nahi Beta Ro Mat Chalo Apni Mummy Ke Pehchan Btao Bacha: Jo Unke Sath Ladka H Wo Mere Jaisa H.

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