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  • Santa Gives Dictation Test For Students, Last Bench Students Said We Are Not Able To Hear Sir.. Santa Said Ok I Will Write On Board.!
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke Baad Bola: "Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Do".. . . . . . . . . DUKANDAR: Cheeni Kyun??? . . . . . SANTA: "Soch Raha HU, Khane Ke Baad Kuch Mitha Ho JAAYE" :-P
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa English k paper me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se.. 1.Main ek aam aadmi hoon. - I m a mango man. 2.Mujhe English aati hai. ... English comes to me. 3.Mera taluq Haripur hazara se hai. I blong 2 greenpur thousanda. 4.Sadak par goliyan chal rahi hai. tablets r walking on d road.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Baraf (ICE) Ke Tukde Ko Bahut Dhyan Se Dekh Raha Tha, Banta: Itne Dhyan Se Kya Dekh Raha Hai? Santa: Main Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hai. :O :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bnta to Snta.. Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet me jabardast gas ban gyi h.. Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha h.. . Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne v bade smartly trick segane ki dhun me dhun milate hue releas kr di.. . Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla.. jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki.. . . . . . . . Gana to aapne Headphone par Chalaya tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa DuKHi THa Banta:KYu TeNSiON Me Hai Santa:Yaar,1 DoST Ko PLaSTiC SurGery Ke LiYe 10 LaKH DiYe The - AB SaaLe Ko PeHCHaN Nai Pa RaHa Hu
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa: Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai Batao Main Kya Karun? Banta: Karna Kya Hai, 2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le. #BARARBOYS
    • 9 years ago



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  • मार्केट में घूमते हुए संता एक खूबसूरत लड़की से टकरा गया। संता- क्या मैं आपसे थोड़ी देर बात कर सकता हूं? लड़की- पर मैं तो आपको जानती भी नहीं हूं !! संता- तो मैं कौन सा आपको जानता हूं, वो मेरी बीवी प्रीतो कहीं खो गई है। लड़की- तो इसमें मैं क्या कर सकती हूं? संता- दरअसल, जब भी मैं किसी सुंदर लड़की से बात करता हूं तो वो पता नहीं कहां से आ जाती है।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi. Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai? Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha. Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai. :-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Beta:Papa Madam Ne aj Ek Sawal Poocha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe malum Tha Sardar:Mera Shona Puttar, Sawal Kya Tha ??? Beta:Madam Ne Pucha, Black Board K Paas Potty Kisne Ki Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Doc Saab, Mein Chashma Laga Ke Pad To Sakoonga? Doc: Haan, Bilkul. Santa: Theek Hai Doc Saab Aapne Anpad Aadmi Ki Zindagi Bana Di!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher (Giving instruction)- Start Computer. Santa- I did. Teacher- Now open My Computer. Santa- Miss, where is your computer?...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.. . . . . Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ?? . . . . . . . . . Santa:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi...:( :p :O :/
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Sham Ko Ghar aaya aur Sochne Laga Ki aaj Kya Khas Karna Tha Sochta Raha Sochta Raha - Bahut Socha Raat Ke 3 Baje Yaad aaya Ki aaj Jaldi Sona Tha Waris ali*
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Bad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story Librarian- Santa ji,wo TELEPHONE DIARY hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • SaNTa 2 a GirL- "KuTTa MaR GaYa RaJai Me, Mai PaGaL Hu TeRi JuDai Me.. * "HaaThi NaLi Me BeH NaHi SaKTa, Ye SaNTa TeRe BiNa ReH NaHi SaKTa
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa - "why are all these people running? Banta - "This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Santa - "If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?"
    • 9 years ago



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