Santa Banta Jokes

Bhikari: kuch khane ko Dedo. SANTA - TAMATAR KHAO Bikari - roti dedo Santa - TAMATAR KHAO Bikari -l ao tamatar hi do Santa ki Mumy - ye totla h,keh rha h, KAMAKAR khao.

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santa in Coffee shop wth wife. santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi. Wife:ki frk painda hai? Srdar: Bewakuf Rate List dekh Hot coffee Rs.15 Cold coffee.45

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Santa : Marte hue aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Banta : Birla cement. Santa : Kyun? Banta : Kyunki is cement mein jaan hai.

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Santa-bike se ja raha tha, raste me ladki dekhi to gir gaya, ladki-oh my god lagi to nahi? Santa- nahi soniye, me to aise hi bike se utarta hu.

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Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein: Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents. Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies Aur Gents Nahi Hota Yar! Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka…

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Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa- Cant you read the board.Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

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45 saal ka SANTA ladki dekhne gya, Ladki ki Maa behosh ho gyi, Hosh aya to pucha KYA HUA.? . . . boli-18saal pehle ye muje b dekhne aya tha.:-D

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Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai, Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am

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Golden Words By Martin Luther King. If U Cant Fly, Run. If U Cant Run, Walk. If U Cant Walk, Crawl. But Keep Moving. Santa: Woh To Theek Hai, Par Jaana Kaha Hai ? Hahahaha

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Santa Ne Cafe Mein 1 Ladki Se I Love You Kaha Ladki Ne Chanta Mara Aur Boli: Kya Bola? To Santa Rote Hue Bola: Jab Suna Nahi Tune To Chanta Kyu Mara?

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Santa Ko Uska Sasur Mar Raha Tha, Banta: Kyu Mar Rahe Ho? Sasur: Mene Ise sMs Kiya Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho, Isne Sare Frnd Ko Forward Kar Diya.

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Santa:Meri Biwi Itna Mazaq karti he kya batau DOST:Kaise? Santa:Kal maine Uski Ankhon par hath Rakh K bola"main Kon?"To wo boli "DODH WALA"

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SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING ? BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM VERY HAPPY . SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ? BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING . HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

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Santa: Mera Ghar Itna Bada Hai Ki Usme Local Train Chalti Hai. Banta: Yeh To Kuchh Bhi Nahi Hai, Mera Ghar Itna Bada Hai Ki Agar Ek Se Dusre Kone Chale Jaao To Roaming Lagti Hai.

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Daku bank lutne gaye.. gun ghar me bhul gaye fir bhi bank lut lia kaise? bank manager santa tha, bola: koi baat nai i trust u, gun muje kal dikha dena.

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Santa ne underwear dho k padosan ki salwar k pass sukhne dal di Aur aawaz di- Bhabhi jab tum salwar utaro mujhe awaz de dena. Main bhi underwear utaar lunga.

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Mam- Aisi Chiz Ka Naam Batao Jo Ek Baar Upar Jaati Hai To Niche Nahi Aati Bahut Sochne Ke Baad Santa Bola- . . Miss, Insaan Ki Umar

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Santa-Bachpan me ma ki bat suni hoti to aj ye din na dekhna padta. Judge-Kya kehti thi ma? Santa-Jb baat hi nahi suni to kese batau kya kehti thi

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पप्पू:-यार ! मैं जो भी काम शुरू करता हूं
मेरी बीवी बीच में आ जाती है ।
संता:-तू ट्रक:truck: चला कर देख,
शायद किस्मत साथ दे दे |
:smiley::smiley::smiley:

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"Darling" said Santa to his new bride. "Now that we are married, do you think you can live on my small income?". "Ofcourse dearest", she replied. "But what will you live on?"

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