Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang Krta Tha Snta Ne New Sim Kharid Kr Use Msg Kia Maine Wo Sim Band Kr Dia Hai Ab Tera Bap B Muje Tang Nhi Kr Skta.

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santa- 1 chor ne mujhe chaku dikha k lut liya, banta- tera pas to hamesha gun hoti hai, santa- ha 2 lakh ki hai mene chupali thi vrna harami vo b le jate.

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Ek Baar Santa Circus Dekhne Jata Hai. Toh Circus Mein Ladki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya. Ring Mastar: Aap Mein Se Koi Yeh Kaam Kar Sakta Hai? Santa: Main Aata Hoon Na, Par Pehle Iss Sher Ko Peeche Karo.

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Santa: Muje 1 Bat Batao "Automatically" Ka Matalb Kya Hota He..? Banta: Tume Etana Bhi Nathi Pata??? Santa: Nahi!!! Banta: Jab Koi Ganji Orat Rikhsa Me Bethi Ho To Use "AUTO-ME-TIKALI"

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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first- the chicken or the egg? O yaar,jiska order pehle doge,vo ayega!

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Santa cricket match khel ke aaya. . . . . . . Banta....kitne run banaaye . . . . . . Santa......Triple century hone mebass... . . . . . . . . . 299 runs chahiye the . . Kanjar ne out kr diya

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Santa 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane K Baad Bola: Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Dio.. . Dukandar: Cheeni Kyu..??? . Santa: Soch Raha Hu, Khane K Baad Kuch Mitha Ho Jay

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Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here? Banta: 1 kilo meter. Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?" Banta: Downwards!

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Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi

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Santa- yaar banta hamare beach kya relation hai? Banta- yaar wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai. Santa- kaise? Banta- kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai

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‚‚ Santa Banta Hindi Jokes ‚‚ Santa ne theke k malik ko raat 1 bj phone kiya : bhaji theka kitne baje khulega Malik:swer 9 bj 1 ghnte baad, fir santa ne fon kiya : bhaji theka kitne baje khulega Malik:swer 9wje Santa ne 3-4 war aisa hi kiya 5vi war malik gusse se bola tujhe kya chahiye santa:kuch nhi bhaaji, main theke k andar betha hu.mujhe ghar Jana hai

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संता (नौकर से) – ज़रा देख तो बाहर सूरज निकला या नहीं ?

नौकर – बाहर तो अँधेरा है !

संता – अरे तो टॉर्च जलाकर देख ले कामचोर !

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Santa Shouting 2 His GF "U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And Cheated Me, I Was Waiting 4 U Yesterday Whole Day In The Post Office.

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Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He. Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He! Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife

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Santa Electric Shop Pe Gaya Aur Dukandar Se Bola Santa: Ek Kala Bulb Dena Dukandar: Bhai Sahab, Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge? Santa: Yaar, Dopaher Ko Andhera Karke Sone Ka Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai.

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Santa:Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to.. Engineering College ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi Banta:Pir hath chod dena, To Medical College ki bhi dikh jayegi

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Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha, Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha. Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua? Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai? Dost: 6 Hafte Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale, Yeh Tune Kya Kiya? Puri Baat To Sunta, 6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.

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Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain. Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala? Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.

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Santa : School male hai ki female....? Banta : Pata nahi yaar usme ghanta bhi hota hai aur periods bhi Bhaut confusing hai...

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Santa- Mere 3 bete Engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht DAKU ban gaya. Banta- To usko ghar se nikal do. Santa- Yahi to problem hai kamakar b sala wahi lata hai….

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