Santa Banta Jokes, New Whatsapp Status

Santa, Road Ki Zebra Crossing Par Bar Bar Uchalta Raha, What He Thinks?? Guess… “Yaar Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi”

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Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

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juce cornar .. pati ne ik keela ka jus liya . aur patni ne 2 orenge juce liya pament ke time water , bhai ka ik kela aur bhabi ko do santra kat lo,.?

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Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar raha tha.. upar se 1 aurat boli: dikhta nahi hai diwar hai.. Santa bola: thoda side se dekho.. dikh jayega..

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Sir: muhavre ka istemal karo… "Muh me pani aana" Santa: jaise hi maine nal ko Muh laga k nal chalu kiya, mere muh me pani aa gaya..!!

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Santa Sending Msg to all Frnd "My Mob Num is change" Pehale Nokia6610 tha Now I Have N73 So Plz Call n sms me on My New Num thnks

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Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha. Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga. Banta: Haan! Aur Gadha to Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai. :-)

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Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhe Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai. Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai? Santa:Andhera.

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Santa-Jab Mai Mar Jau To Samne Wale Ghar Ki Family Ko Zarur Bulana.. Banta-Kyon? Santa-Yaar Unke Ghar Ki Ladkiya bahut Lipat-Lipat Kar Roti HAI.

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Santa :- Yaar Tune School Aana Kyo Chod Diya? Banta :- Yaar Actually Mere Papa Kahte Hai, 1 Hi Jagah Baar Baar Jane se Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai.

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Santa public toilet gya or 1 ghante ke bad nikla Bahar baitha jmidar bola- 20rs. Santa- sale toilet main baitha tha "Cyber cafe" main nahi

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Santa aur Banta salon ke baad mile Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gayi hai. Santa: Kaisi hai tumhari BV? Banta: Swarg ki apsara hai or teri? Santa: Meri to abhi Zinda hai.

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santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Santa bola: Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.

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SANTA: i love u ki hunda hai? ladki: main tumse pyar karti hu. santa: maine tumse english mein ek question kya puch liya aur tume mujh se pyar ho gya.

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Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta:Yaar udas kion ho? Santa:20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa

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Santa Har Sunday Ko Holi Kehleta Tha. Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ne Santa Se Pucha, Tum Har Sunday Ko Holi Kyun Khelte Ho? Santa - Maine Kahin Padha Tha Ki, "Sunday Is A Holi Day"

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Tantrik Santa se- “Beta tumhare ghar par chudail ka vaas hai…” Santa- “Baba, main thappad maar dunga jo meri biwi

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Santa ki dadi mar gaye... Ek admi bola:mujhe bhi sath le jati dadi... Do char aur admio ne bola:mujhe bhi sath le jati dadi. Santa: chup ho jao kamino,dadi kya tata suno se gaye hai jo tmhe bhi sath le jati...

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Interviewer: Just Imagine, You Are In 8th Floor, It Caught Fire, How Will You Escape? Santa: Its Very Simple, I Will Stop My Imagination..!!

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Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ? Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi, Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai "I love u 2" Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai...........very funny

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