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  • संता शराबी – भाई साहब, टाइम क्याहुआ ? राहगीर – सात बजकर पच्चीस मिनट । संता शराबी – स्साला …. सुबह से पूछ रहा हूं, हर कोई अलग-अलग टाइमबता रहा है …..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jailer- faasi se pehel kisse miloge? Santa-biwi se Jailer- maa baap se nehi Santa- maa baap to agla jnm lete hai mil jayenge Biwi ke liye sala phir 25 sala wait karna padega !!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Ek Road Accident Ke Jurm Me Girftar Kar Liya Jata Hai, Judge: Ye Acident Ki Gatna Kaise Ghati.? Santa: Sir Main Kuch Nahi Janta, Main To So Raha Tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa looking at air hostess’s name plate above her left bo*b.. KOMAL! With lots of confusion, he asked her.. “Doosra waala KADAK hai kya”?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Golden Words By Hitler: If u cant fly, run if u cant run, walk if u cant walk, crawl but.. keep moving Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa-Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Frnd-Fir Tune kya kiya? Santa-Mene unse kaha salo 1-1 karke Aao. Frnd-Phir? Santa-Phir kya,Salo ne 1-1 karke dubara Peeta !.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Shaadi Ek Nurse Se Ho Gayi. Banta: Aur Santa, Kaisi Nibh Rahi Hai? Santa: Pooch Mat Yaar, Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho, Bolti Hi Nahi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki. Judge :Ek Baar Firse Sochle, Aisi Biwi Kismat Se Milti Hai !!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. . . . . . . . . . . . Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain...:-D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Daru ki vajah se Barbad Sharabi engineer ne Kasam li aur ghar se Daru ki khali bottles fekne laga 1st fekte bola- Teri vajah seMeri Naukri gayi 2nd fekte bola- Teri vajah se Mera Ghar bika 3rd fekte bola- Teri vajah se Meri Biwi chali gayi 4th uthai to vo bhari hui nikli toh bola- Tu Side me hoja pagli, Tu to bekasur hai...;-) Ek Like toh banta boss
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता टीचर - जब बिजली कड़कती है तो चमक पहले दिखाई देती है और आवाज बाद में सुनाई देती है … क्यों ? . . . बंता स्टूडेंट - क्योंकि हमारी आँखें आगे हैं और कान पीछे … !!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • 3 Boys proposing to 3 Girls 1= Tu meri Laila, te main tera Majnu. 2= Main tera Ranja, te tu meri Heer. 3= (SANTA) Tu meri Zaara, te main tera VEER....!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? . . . . . . . O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA PAPER DENE GYA .. .. .. OR APNE SATH PALAMBER KO BHI LEY GYA .... ... .. KYO...????? ,,, ,,, ,,, KYO KI USNE SUNA THA KI PAPER LEEK HO GYA H..... :-D
    • 9 years ago



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