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  • Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai, Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am
  • 8 years ago



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  • santa- 1 chor ne mujhe chaku dikha k lut liya, banta- tera pas to hamesha gun hoti hai, santa- ha 2 lakh ki hai mene chupali thi vrna harami vo b le jate.
  • 8 years ago



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  • ‚ santa banta new jokes ‚ Santa ek Baarat me gya Waha use baar-baar PAANI parosa ja rha tha Preshan hokr Santa chillaya: Gale me paani fas gya h, thode “RASGULE DO”
  • 8 years ago



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  • Santa Toilet Gaya To Diwar Per Likha Tha, "Duniya Chaand Per Phuch Gai Hai, Aur Tum Yaha Baitho Ho?" Santa Ne Likh Diya, "Bas Ye Kerke, Me Bhi Jaa Rhaa Hun."
  • 8 years ago



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  • ‚ latest sms jokes ‚‚ Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale h. Banta: Acha Par mai nhi dekh pawunga. Santa: kyu Banta: Mera TV to 21 inch ka hi hai
  • 8 years ago



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  • Santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues I almost got caught bunking?
  • 8 years ago



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  • SANTA: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? SANTA: Phone karte waqt.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Santa park me baitha tha. Friend : Kya kar raha hai ? Santa : Badla le Raha hu ! Frnd : Kaise? Santar : Waqt Ne mujhe barbad kiya hai, Ab me waqt barbad kar raha hu
  • 8 years ago



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  • santa in Coffee shop wth wife. santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi. Wife:ki frk painda hai? Srdar: Bewakuf Rate List dekh Hot coffee Rs.15 Cold coffee.45
  • 8 years ago



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  • Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha. Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi. Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi, mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Daku bank lutne gaye.. gun ghar me bhul gaye fir bhi bank lut lia kaise? bank manager santa tha, bola: koi baat nai i trust u, gun muje kal dikha dena.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Santa-Gajini Me Amir Ne Itni solid Body Kese Bnayi hogi? BNTA-Jab Wo Jim Se Waps Aata Tha To 15Min K Bad Bhul Jata tha or fir Wapas Jim Jata Tha isliye.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Main apni Biwi Ko Bahut Jyada Pyaar Karta Hoo Tum ? Banta: Wo To Tumhari Wife Hai Main Kaise Pyaar Kar Sakta Hoo Waris ali*
  • 8 years ago



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  • Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
  • 8 years ago



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  • While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, theres nothing down here Send As Email.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Snta:Agar biwi k baap ko Sasur kehte hain To, Girlfriend k baap ko kya kahenge??? Bnta:Agar shadi k liye haa kar de To SASUR nhi to "ASUR"... :-)
  • 8 years ago



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