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  • Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha? Kyon? Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa,his wife with son and daugher went to a party.. he introduced his family to his friends saying.." I am Santa.. and this is Santnee this is my kid and that is my kidney!!"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date pe:"Ye meri pehli date hai darling.. . . . . . . agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kar dena..:p :
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order! Order!" SANTA: "1 Pizza,2 Dosa,3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink!" JUDGE: "Shut Up!" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa in bmw at Petrol Pump:"5 Rupaiye Ka petrol daal do." . . . . . . Pump wala (gusse me):"Itna sara petrol dalwa ke kahaan jana hai?" ;> . . . .. . . . . . Santa: "Jaana kahi nahi hai pagle, Hum to aise hi paise udaate
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ne Achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha? . Sabar se kam lo beta,Mai Doctor nhi, "YAMRAJ" hun,,;->:-
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu.. Banta: Wo Kaise? Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!.......
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.. . . . . Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ?? . . . . . . . . . Santa:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi...:( :p :O :/
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa apne friend Banta ke saath ATM gaya. Santa: Banta, zara mera balance check kar do, mujhe check karna nahi aata. Banta ne Santa ko dhakka de diya, aur Santa gir gaya. Banta: Tumhara balance kharab hai!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa. Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha: 100% Soft & Silky. Tested By CHAND & SONS.
    • 9 years ago



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  • "Darling" said Santa to his new bride. "Now that we are married, do you think you can live on my small income?". "Ofcourse dearest", she replied. "But what will you live on?"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Shirt Ke Liye Kapde Dikhaiye Salesman: Plan Mein Dikhau Santa: Nahi" Helicopter Mein Dikha Saale Bandar Ki aulad.. Sardar Hoon To Mazaak Udata Hai Waris ali*
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek baar ek dukan me santa - pen h pen ? Dukandar - nhi ! 2 min. Baad .. Santa - pen h pen ? Dukandar (gusse me) - nhi .... Santa thodi der me waps ata h - pen h pen ? Dukandar - nhi h .. Or ab waps aaya to hathoda marunga tere sar pe. Santa kuch der me waps aaya. Santa - hathoda h hathoda ? dukandar - nhi .. Santa - to fir pen h pen.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Santa Circus Dekhne Jata Hai. Toh Circus Mein Ladki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya. Ring Mastar: Aap Mein Se Koi Yeh Kaam Kar Sakta Hai? Santa: Main Aata Hoon Na, Par Pehle Iss Sher Ko Peeche Karo.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Aur Banta Ne Samandar Ke Kinare Board Dekha Jispe Likha Tha "Doobtey Ko Bachane Wal Ko 500 Ka Inam" Santa: Main Jump Lagata Hun Tum Muje Bachana Is Tarha 500 Milenge Hum Fifty Fifty Krenge. . Ye Keh Kar Santa Ne Jump Laga Di. Banta Khamoshi Se Dekhta Raha Toh Banta Ne Chilla Ke Kaha: "Muje Tairna Nhi Aata Tum Mje Bachate Kyun Nahi? Banta: Tum Ne Board Ke Neeche Nahi Padha, Neeche Likha Tha "Laash Nikalne Wale Ko 2000 Ka Inaam"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Uska Sasur Jute Maar Raha Tha Aadmi : Kyu Maar Rahe Ho? Sasur : Meinie Ise Hospital Se Sms Kiya. Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho. Isne Apne Sare Friends Ko Forward Kar Diya!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho, PHLWAN-kamse kam 10 Santa-bas,Tumse acha to mera murga hai, jo subah pure mohlle ko utha deta hai.
    • 9 years ago



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