santa- 1 chor ne mujhe chaku dikha k lut liya,
banta- tera pas to hamesha gun hoti hai,
santa- ha 2 lakh ki hai
mene chupali thi vrna harami vo b le jate.
‚ santa banta new jokes ‚
Santa ek Baarat me gya
Waha use baar-baar PAANI parosa ja rha tha
Preshan hokr
Santa chillaya: Gale me paani fas gya h,
thode “RASGULE DO”
Santa Toilet Gaya To Diwar Per Likha Tha,
"Duniya Chaand Per Phuch Gai Hai,
Aur Tum Yaha Baitho Ho?"
Santa Ne Likh Diya,
"Bas Ye Kerke,
Me Bhi Jaa Rhaa Hun."
‚ latest sms jokes ‚‚
Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale h.
Banta: Acha
Par mai nhi dekh pawunga.
Santa: kyu
Banta: Mera TV to 21 inch ka hi hai
Santa park me baitha tha.
Friend : Kya kar raha hai ?
Santa : Badla le Raha hu !
Frnd : Kaise?
Santar : Waqt Ne mujhe barbad kiya hai,
Ab me waqt barbad kar raha hu
Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha.
Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi.
Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi,
mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.
Daku bank lutne gaye..
gun ghar me bhul gaye
fir bhi bank lut lia
kaise?
bank manager santa tha, bola:
koi baat nai i trust u,
gun muje kal dikha dena.
Santa-Gajini Me Amir Ne Itni solid Body Kese Bnayi hogi?
BNTA-Jab Wo Jim Se Waps Aata Tha To 15Min K Bad Bhul Jata tha or fir Wapas Jim Jata Tha isliye.
Santa goes to buy a underwear.
On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao,
Party wear nahin chahiye.
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, theres nothing down here
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