1 admi santa k beta se puchta h.
Beta papa ghar me h?
Santa ka beta sprite pite hue bola,
Uncle sidha bolo mummy se milna h.
Sprite sidhi baat no bakwas.
Santa Dodh wale ki Shop pe jata hai, aur kehta hai. Santa-TUmHari shop ka Dodh kharab hai, Sarabat mai Dala fat gaya Dodh Wale ne Hairani se Poocha, Konse Sarbat main dala Tha? Santa-Nimboo Pani Main..:P
Santa says: Duniya Ka hr
ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shyad Smundar Paar Kr Skta H,
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina
"Pyar" Nhi Kr Skta..
Aaj Santa Serious H. Plz..!......
santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr dial kr
rha tha banta- ye tum kya kr rahe ho?
yar me dekh raha hu gandhi ji to
chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas
hai
Like:
Teacher: Which animal flies in the air, but gives birth to young ones on land?
Santa (excited for the first time because he knows the answer)
Santa: AIRHOSTESS!
Santa ne ek ladki se "I Love you" kaha.....
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola?
.
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To Santa rote huye bola:
.
Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara? Sagarr Se7en575
Santa: Banta, Don’t Put Mobile Charging While
Sleeping At Night?
Banta: Why??
Santa: Sometimes, Battery May Blast.
Banta: Yah. I Know. That’s Why I Am Removing
Battery From Mobile While Charging…
Ekdin SANTA ne ek ladki ko phn kya
SANTA:hy jan how r u? what r u doing?
LADKI:f9...mai rice cooke kar rah hoon
SANTA:what..jab bhi tumhe phn krti hoon
Tum rice cooke karte ho
GIRL:na na mai toh naukrani.
Ek Middle School Ke Student Ko Teacher Ne
Class Mein Jhadu Lagane Ko Kaha- To Ye Kehkar Inkaar
Kar Diya Ki Wo Uska Kaam Nahi H.
Teacher: Mahatma Gandhi Jhadu Lagate The. Letrin Saaf Karte Tha.
Tum Apne Aap Ko Unse Se Bhi Badhkar Samjhate Ho.
Abhi Kya Pata: Vidharthi Badhe Garav Se Bola- Ye To Waqt Btayega.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.