Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya,
Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha,
Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To
Bola, “Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol
Do”.
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Building Ki 50vi Manjil Pe Lakdi Ka Kaam Chal Raha Tha.
Ek Aadmi Bhaaga Bhaaga Aya Aur Chilla Ke Bola Santa Tera Beta Accident Mein Mar Gaya.
Ye Sunte Hi Santa Ne 50vi Manjil Se Jump Maar Di
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35 Manjil Pe Jake Use Ehsas Hua : Arey, Mera To Koi Beta Hi Nahi Hai
20 Manjil Tak Pahunchte-Pahunchte Use Khayal Aaya : Meri To Abhi Shaadi Hi Nahi Hui
Teesri Manjil Tak Pahunch Ke Uske Muh Se Nikla :
Shit, Main To Banta Hoon... :D
:§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§::
Santa: maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha
DUKANDAR: to kya usme koi kharabi nikli
Santa:mahina ho gya muje khet me boye ab tak murgi nhi ugi
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.
Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”
Preeto Santa Se Puchti Hai
Preeto: “Kitna Pyar Karte Ho Mujhe?”
Santa: “Shahjhan Jitna”
Preeto: “Sachii, Mere Marne Ke Baad Taj Mahal Bnaoge?”
Santa: “Main Plot Bhi Le Chuka Hoon Pagli, Der To Tu Kar Rahi Hai“
2 Dost Salo Baad Mile.
Pata Chala Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
Santa: Kaisi Hai Teri Biwi.
Banta: Swarg Ki Apsra Hai,
Aur Teri
Santa: Meri To Abhi Jinda Hai!!