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  • Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater. Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax. Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera Hath Kat Gaya. Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai. Santa: Abey Chup Baith. Wo Dekh Uska Gala Kat Gaya, Fir Bhi Chup-Chaap Pada Hai.!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa - Yaar Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Keel Chahiye Computer Ke Liye. Sales Man - But Computer Me Inka Kya Kaam? Santa- Oye Yaar Mujhe Computer Me Windows Xp Install Karani Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Golden Words By Hitler: If u cant fly, run if u cant run, walk if u cant walk, crawl but.. keep moving Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho Tum?? . . . Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho? . . . Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun. . . . . Santa :- Ha.ha.ha.ha.ha. Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab Laptop Aur LCD Ka Zamana Hai ...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa says: " Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Sakta hai.." . Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina "Pyar" Nahi Kar Sakta".. . . Plz Coperate,,, Aaj Santa Serious hai..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Dials a number A Girl Receives Tha Call. Santa: Who R U...? Girl: Seeta Here. Santa: Sorry Mate.. Maine To Chandigrh Phone Kiya Tha Galte Se Ayodhya Lag Gya!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko Dadhi- Mooch Nahi Aayi? Banta :Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hoon
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa apni Biwi Ko Maar Raha Tha... Ek aadmi Ne Pocha Kyu Maar Rahe Ho..? Santa: Doctor Ne Kaha Hai . Isko Dawai Koot Ke Deni Hai.. Waris ali*
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch B Nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Gusse Me:- Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken NaHi hai.? Waiter:Sahab, Gulab Jamun Me Kon Sa Gulab hota hai? Santa:Ha Yaar Sorry....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Apni Girlfriend Ko Lekar Ghar Aaya! Use Bistar Par Baithaya, Sab Darwaze Khidki Band Kar Di, Aur Light Bhi Band Karke Apni Girlfriend Ke Pass Aaya, Aur Bola: Ye Dekho Meri Watch Mein Light Jalti Hain.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Phone pe itni dheemi aawaz me Kis se baat kar raha hai? Banta: Behen hai ! Santa: To phir itni Dheemi aawaz me kis liye? Banta: Teri hai is liye!
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA: Yaar, Meri dur ki nazar kharab he, chasma lena padega. . BANTA: Wo kya chamak raha hai? SANTA: Suraj BANTA: Sale, aur kitna dur dekhega..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua Me India Me Paida Hua America Me Nahi Dost : Q America Me Hota To Kya Hota ? Sardar : Tu B Na Muje English Kaha Aati Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Preeto Santa Se Puchti Hai Preeto: “Kitna Pyar Karte Ho Mujhe?” Santa: “Shahjhan Jitna” Preeto: “Sachii, Mere Marne Ke Baad Taj Mahal Bnaoge?” Santa: “Main Plot Bhi Le Chuka Hoon Pagli, Der To Tu Kar Rahi Hai“
    • 9 years ago



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  • Applewala: 100 rs k 10 apple le lo. Santa: kuch kam kro yar! Aplewala: ap jan pehchan wale ho, Isliye apko 70 k 7 de dunga Santa: Thanx
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Officer Ne Jab Apni Girlfriend Ko Kamre Mein Aate Dekha,
    To Bahut Hi Sakhat Lehaje Mein Apni,
    .
    Khubsurat Steno Se Bola – “Agar Office Mein Chair Table Ki Kami H To,
    Iska Matlab Ye Nahi H Ki Tum Meri Goad Mein Cha Dkar Baith Jao”
    :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
    • 9 years ago



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  • RAILWAY INTERVIEW ———————— Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek hi line pe aa gayi to kya karoge? Santa:- Ji,, red light dikhaunga.. Interviewer:- Red light na ho to? Santa:- Torch dikhaunga.. Interviewer:- Torch na ho to? Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga. Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na hui to? Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga. Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun? Santa:- Ji, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi.. .
    • 9 years ago



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