Santa Banta Jokes

Santa was kissing A Blank Paper, Banta: ye kya hai? Santa: meri Girl Friend ka love letter. Banta: but ye to khaali hai, Santa: Aaj kal bol-chal bnd hai

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Santa: banta bhai aaj hum log tab tak piyenge jab tak samne vale ped 3 ke 6 nahi dikhte?? . . . . . Waiter: bus karo saloo samne 1 hi ped hain.. ab kya pura jungle banaoge:D

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Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje Santa: Nahi Girl: Q Nahi? Santa: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.

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SANTA- Driver Bhai bus Aahista Chalao, Jhatke lag rahey he? Driver- Bhai Gaadi to Abhi chali kaha hai, tum to kisi ki GODI me baithe ho

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Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue... tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli: Pata he na kya karna hai..? . . . . . . . . Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,, Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..! :P :v :D

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Ek Kasai Chicken Kabab Bectha Tha. Weh Milawat Ke Iljam Mein Pakda Gaya. Adalat Mein Usne Qabul Kiya Ki Weh Murge Ke Meet Mein Kisi Aur Ka Meet Milata Tha. Judge : Aur Kis Chij Ka Meet ? Kasai: Kutte Ka Hujur. Judge: Kitni Milawat Karte The. Kasai: Barabar Ki Judge: Kya Matlab? Kasai: Ek Murga, Ek Kutta

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Santa kumbh k mele me pray kar raha tha... . . Hey prabhu nayay karo.. . . Hey prabhu nayay karo... . . . . Hamesha Bhai-Bhai bichadte hai kabhi pati-patni pe bhi to try karo...:p :O

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Sir: muhavre ka istemal karo… "Muh me pani aana" Santa: jaise hi maine nal ko Muh laga k nal chalu kiya, mere muh me pani aa gaya..!!

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Santa Ke Lips Jale Hue Thay! Banta: Kaise Jale.? Santa: Wife Ko Railway Station Drop Karne Gaya Tha..! Banta: To.? Santa: Khusi Ke Mare, Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya.!!!

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Santa: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai? Salesman : 1 Lakh Rs. Santa: Why Anything Special? Salesman : Light Chali Gayi To Automatic Off Ho Jayega. Santa : Oh, Pack It.

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Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He. Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He! Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife

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1 Baar Santa kO Raste mE Patthar Mila UspE Likha Tha “Patthar kO Palat Lo Kch Ban Jaoge” Jaise Hi Usne Palta Dusri Taraf Likha Tha”Bewkuf Ban Gya

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Lady Dr- Tm roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kr aurato ko kyu ghurte ho? Santa- Ji aap hi ne bahar likha ha-Aurato ko dekhne ka time 9-12!

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Santa English k paper me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se.. 1.Main ek aam aadmi hoon. - I m a mango man. 2.Mujhe English aati hai. ... English comes to me. 3.Mera taluq Haripur hazara se hai. I blong 2 greenpur thousanda. 4.Sadak par goliyan chal rahi hai. tablets r walking on d road.

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Santa-Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane He, Mobile Shop Wala- Memory Card He Kya? Santa-Nahi Memory Card Nahi He "RASAN CARD" Chalega?

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Santa Oxford University Me Professor Tha.. Wah Wah Santa Oxford University Me Professor Tha.. Niche Kya Dhund Rahe Ho Joke To Upar Tha

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Do Desho Mein Yudh Ke Dauran Hamle Se Bachne Ke Liye,
Jaise Hi Hawayi Hamle Ka Siren Baje Fauran Bank Mein Jaiye,
Aur Ek Crore Ruppe Ka Karja Bank Se Le Li Lijiye.

Aur Ghar Aakar Aram Se So Jaiye.
Fir Bank Wale Aapki Khud Suraksha Karenge.
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:

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Train mai santa apni wife se: Tujhse shaadi karke pachchhta raha hoo, dil karta hai k tujhe kutte ke daal du Saamne Baitha passenger: Bhow, BHow, BhoW, Bbhow ...

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Santa 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane K Baad Bola: Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Dio.. . Dukandar: Cheeni Kyu..??? . Santa: Soch Raha Hu, Khane K Baad Kuch Mitha Ho Jay

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Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch B Nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

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