Santa: banta bhai aaj hum log tab tak piyenge jab tak samne vale ped 3 ke 6 nahi dikhte??
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Waiter: bus karo saloo samne 1 hi ped hain..
ab kya pura jungle banaoge:D
Santa: Mera ghar itna bada hai ki usme local train chalti hai.
Banta: Yeh to kuchh bhi nahi hai,
mera ghar itna bada hai ki
agar ek se dusre kone chale jaao to roaming lagti hai.
Santa Ko Uska Sasur Jute Maar Raha
Tha
Aadmi : Kyu Maar Rahe Ho?
Sasur : Meinie Ise Hospital Se Sms
Kiya.
Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho. Isne Apne
Sare
Friends Ko Forward Kar Diya!
Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!
Santa Ko Ek Road Accident Ke Jurm Me
Girftar Kar Liya Jata Hai,
Judge: Ye Acident Ki Gatna Kaise Ghati.?
Santa: Sir Main Kuch Nahi Janta,
Main To So Raha Tha.
2 Dost Salo Baad Mile.
Pata Chala Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
Santa: Kaisi Hai Teri Biwi.
Banta: Swarg Ki Apsra Hai,
Aur Teri
Santa: Meri To Abhi Jinda Hai!!
Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu..
Banta: Wo Kaise?
Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!....
Santa Chemist Ki Shop Pe 1
Bottle Le K Gaya Aur Ek
Chamach Liquid Shopkeeper Ko
Pila K Bola: Mitha Hai Kya?
Dukandar Bola: Nahi, Kyu Kya H Ye?
Santa: Docter Ne Bola Chemist
Ki Shop Se Urine Me Sugar Check
Karwa K Aao...!
Wo Check Krane Aya Tha. :-P
Shadi me Joota chhupai ke time dulhe ki 1sali boli-
Mein to 1100 Lungi
2nd sali- Mein to 2100 Lungi
piche se
Santa bola: 2310 Lelo Usme Bluetooth aur FM bhi he
At the scene of an accident a man was crying:
O God! I have lost my hand , oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Britain Ki Yaatra Kar K Eek Aadmi Club Ko Sab Kuch Bta Raha Tha, Ki Waha Hafte Mein Bill Aate H. Dudd, Parchun Sab , Wo Salary Bhi, Masik Hi Milt H. . . Tabhi Ek Aadmi Or Ladki. :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
Santa Jungle Se Gujar Raha Tha,
1 Ajgar Ko Ped Par Latakte Hue
Dekha To, Santa Bola: Is Tarah
Latakne Se Height Nahi Badhegi
Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye.
by@ kabir