Santa Banta Jokes

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

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संता के घर एक बिल्ली रहती थी जिससे वह बहुत परेशान था। एक दिन संता उससे तंग आकर कहीं छोड़कर आ गया पर संता के घर पहुंचने से पहले बिल्ली घर पहुंच गई। संता दोबारा उसको बाहर छोड़कर आया पर वह फिर से घर पर वापस आ गई। संता को बहुत गुस्सा आ गया और इस बार उसने बिल्ली को बहुत दूर छोड़ दिया। फिर थोड़ी देर बाद अपनी बीवी को फोन किया और पूछा कि क्या बिल्ली घर आ गई है। बीवी- हां, वह पहुंच गई है। संता- उससे बोल मुझे आकर ले जाए, मैं रास्ता भूल गया हूं।

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Bhikhari: Bhagwan ke naam par kuch de do sahab Santa: chutta nahi hai Bhikhari: Koi baat nahi sunny leon ka video dikha do saab 1 rupaye wala

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Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon? Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye

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Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye. Sales man: plain main dikhau. Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!

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Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Apne Kutte Ko Lekar Hotel Ke Ander Gaya, Manager Bola- Iss Gadhe Ko Apne Sath Ku Laye Ho ? Aadmi: Pagal Hue Ho Yeh Gadha Nahi Kutta H, Manager- Chup Raho, Mein Tumse Nahi Kutte Se Baat Kar Raha Hu.

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Santa aamlet bana raha tha usne aanda tora to aanda khali nikla! Santa haran hokar bola ghor kalyug hai murgiye vi abortion karwane lagi hai!

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Costomer-Teri Cow Ki 1 Ankh Kharab Hai,Fir Bhi Tu 25,000 Mang Rha He. Santa-Tuze Cow Dudh Pine K Liye Leni Hai Ya Nain-Mila ne K Liye.

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Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha. Banta: Toh? Santa: Khushe ke mare Train ke engine ko choom liya :*

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Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear! On Choosing One He Asks: How Much For This? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey Bhai Daily Wear Dikhaao.! Party Wear Nahi Chahiye!

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Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahutsari baten chupata h.... Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h... Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat. Banta: nahi chupai yar... Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h... Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kyabaat chupai h. Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hili to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h... like to karo dosto

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Santa - Yaar Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Keel Chahiye Computer Ke Liye. Sales Man - But Computer Me Inka Kya Kaam? Santa- Oye Yaar Mujhe Computer Me Windows Xp Install Karani Hai.

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Santa: Phone pe itni dheemi aawaz me Kis se baat kar raha hai? Banta: Behen hai ! Santa: To phir itni Dheemi aawaz me kis liye? Banta: Teri hai is liye!

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Santa Ki Tapsya Se Khush Ho Kar Bhagwan Bole: VAR MANGO VATS Santa: Prabhu!! Jaisa Aap Soch Rahe Hai Mein Vaisa Nahi Hu.. MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE

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Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta? yeda: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho, Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta..

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Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya . 1 Admi ne poucha: o paaji,Kya Drwaza Bechna h? . Santa:Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi gum ho gye hai. . Hanso mat Joke abhi aage hai . . Admi santa se: Agar ghar mai chor ghus gye to..? . Santa: Andar kese jayega drwaza to mere pas hai

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Santa: kal rat mai bathroom gya, to dekha baha bhoOot tha.. . . . . . . Banta: fir kya huya? . . . . . . . . .Santa: hona kya tha, maine kaha k aap hi karlo bhoOot ji.. Mera to waise hi nikal gya hai aapko dekh k..

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Santa on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ? Santa – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

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Girl to Santa tumhare bina mera Zee nahi lagta.. Santa: ZEE nahi lagta toh, SONY Ya STAR PLUS laga le..!! Ye ladkiya bhi na..

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Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.

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