Santa Banta Jokes

Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon? Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye

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santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala. . .raj

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SANTA-Tu paida kaise hua? BANTA-Hospital me aur tu. Snta-Jungle me! Bnta-kaise? Snta-Meri pregnent maa ko 2 daaku jungle le gye aur kaha-JO KUCH HAI..

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Banta: Yaar 2 Baar Tere Restaurant Me Aaya, Par Dono Baar Taala Laga Hua Tha..?? Banta: Tu Lunch Time Me Aaya Hoga, Us Waqt Main Khana Khane Ghar Chala Jaata Hoon..!

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SANTA:Tujhe apna Laptop bada karwana he BANTA:Ha SANTA:to fir Isme se Window Nikalwa k Darvaja Fit karva le.

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Santa: Time kya hua? Banta: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala,subah se pooch raha hoon,sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

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INSULT :P . . . . Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart..;) . . Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..?? . . Boyfriend : Because . . . . Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty, More Empty Space Means More Comfort ;)

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Santa apni Biwi se- Aaj tumhari choti behan ko apne ghar me dekh ke bahut khushi ho rahi hai.. Biwi- Hanji, Aapki khushi pajame me se dikh rahi hai

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Santa: tumhara dudh kharab hai sharbat me dala to dudh phat gaya. Dudh wala: kaun se sharbat me. Santa: Nimbu pani me..

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Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

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Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear! On Choosing One He Asks: How Much For This? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey Bhai Daily Wear Dikhaao.! Party Wear Nahi Chahiye!

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Santa - "sir ji, aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?" Boss - "woh gaon ki hai.." Santa - "Oh sorry, mujhe laga woh sirf aapki hai.

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Santa Ne Evrest Pe Dekha Waha Pe 1 Baba GUTKA Ragad Raha Tha Santa-Baba Ye Kya Hai? Baba-Masala Santa-Oh To EVREST MASALA Aap Hi Bnate Ho?

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santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad doonga santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar

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santa aur banta football match dekhne jate hai santa : ye log idhar udhar kyu bhag rahe hai banta : goal karne ke liye santa : are vo to pehle se he gol hai aur kitna gol karenge

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Santa=Mai kal film dekhne theater gaya,Wahan Such-much aadmi ko kat rahe the Banta:- Tu Kaunse theatre gaya tha? Santa:-Operation theater.

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Santa Ke Bete Ka Acident Ho Gaya Dr: Aapke Bete K Pair Katne Padenge.. Santa Ne Apna Sir Pakda. Dr: Kya Hua Santa: Kal Hi Nalayak Ko Chapal Dilai Thi.

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Santa-Mujhe 4 baje jaga dena Naukrani-lekin mujhe to time dekhna nahi ata. Santa-Tum jaga dena,time mai khud dekh lunga..

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Santa Walking On Road. Samne Gobar Pada Tha! Santa Ne Jhuk Kr Ungli Dal Kr Taste Kia Aur Bola Oh! Ye To Gobar h,Shukr h Mera Pair Nai Pada

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Mam- Aisi Chiz Ka Naam Batao Jo Ek Baar Upar Jaati Hai To Niche Nahi Aati Bahut Sochne Ke Baad Santa Bola- . . Miss, Insaan Ki Umar

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