Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Banta Aur Pappu Picnic ParGaye Wahan Ja Kar Yaad Aaya Ke Pepsi To Ghar Bhool Gaye, . Decide Kiya Ke Pappu Ja Kar Pepsi Le Aaye, . Pappu:- Main Is Shart Par JaungaKi Tum Mere Aane Tak Samose Nhi Khaoge... . Dono Ne Kaha Theek Hai, 1 Din Guzar Gaya Pappu Nhi Aaya,2 Din GuzarGaye 2no Ne Socha KeAb Samose Kha Lene Chahiye, Dono Ne Jaise Hi Samosa Uthaya... Pappu Ped Ke Peche Se Nikal Ke Bola... . Aise Karoge To Main Nhi Jaonga..

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Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village. Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village? Santa- Oh Den,We Need A River Too!

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Beta:Papa Madam Ne aj Ek Sawal Poocha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe malum Tha Sardar:Mera Shona Puttar, Sawal Kya Tha ??? Beta:Madam Ne Pucha, Black Board K Paas Potty Kisne Ki Hai

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Santa- 2 Aisi Cheezo Ke Naam Batao, Jinhe Nashte Me Nahi Kha Sakte. . . . . . Banta- Lunch Aur Dinner.

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Santa Daru Pee Ke Tala Kholne Laga, Hath Kanpne Ki Vajah Se Tala Nahi Khula, Banta- Mai Khol Du, Santa- Mai Khol Lunga, Tu Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala Bahut Hil Raha Hai

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Banta: Wo LADKi Behri Hai! Santa: Tumhe KaiSe Pata! Banta: Maine uSe I Love You Kaha To Wo BoLi, Maine KaL Hi Naya SandaL Kharidi Hai.!!

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Santa:Babaji mujhe koi aisa kam batao jisme log apna kaam khud kare or paise mujhe de. Babaji:Tum sulabh shauchalay main naukari kar lo

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Ek Admi Khade-khade Chaabi Se Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha Santa Use Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola- Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe To Dhakka Lagau.

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Santa:Dr.mein jab baat karta hu 2 muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,aadmi nahi dikhta.Dr:Aisa kab hota hai Santa:Phone karte waqt.

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Santa:- Agar "Teri "Bivi Ko "Bhootni Lipat Jaye,To Tu Kaya Karega? Banta:- Mujhe "Kaya Karna! Ye Do "Behno" Ka" Aapsi "Mamla"Hai:-"

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Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya. Doctor: Ye kaise Hua? Santa: Main Chappal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha. Mujhe 1 Admi Bola - Gadhe Kabhi KHOPDI Ka Bhi Istemal Kar Liya Kar..

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Santa Baar Baar Apne Santan Ke, Khushnasibi Ki Duaa Maangta Tha... Aisa Vo Kai Saalo Se Kar Rha Tha :D . . One Day Ek Farishta Aaya Uske Pass Or Bola . Bhagwaan Ke Liye Bhaii. Pahle Tu Shadi To Kar.

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Ekdin SANTA ne ek ladki ko phn kya SANTA:hy jan how r u? what r u doing? LADKI:f9...mai rice cooke kar rah hoon SANTA:what..jab bhi tumhe phn krti hoon Tum rice cooke karte ho GIRL:na na mai toh naukrani.

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Malkin Ne Rajpal Yadav Se Kaha- Dekho Rajpal Jab Bhi Tumhe,
Kisi Room Mein Jana Ho To Pehle Darwaja Kharkata Liya Karo.
Kya Pata Mein Kiss Haal Mein Hu.
Rajpal: Mujhe Darwaja Khatkatane Ki Jarurat Nahi Hoti.
Mein Pehle Kahi Gharo Mein Kaam Kar Chukka Hu,
Eye Hol Se Sab Kuch Dekhkar Hi Ander Aata Hu.
:sunflower::sunflower::rose::rose::hibiscus::rose::rose::sunflower::sunflower:

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Santa apni Biwi se- Aaj tumhari choti behan ko apne ghar me dekh ke bahut khushi ho rahi hai.. Biwi- Hanji, Aapki khushi pajame me se dikh rahi hai

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Santa to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao. Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya, Santa: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

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Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa:Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain? Banta:Goal kar rahe hain! Santa:Lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain, aur kitni gol karenge

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Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

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Premi : Aaj Maine Duniya Ka Sabse Badha Murkh Dekha.
Premika : Tum Kisi Seeshe Ke Aage Gaye The Kya.

:rose::rose::tulip::rose::rose:

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SANTA: Yaar, Meri dur ki nazar kharab he, chasma lena padega. . BANTA: Wo kya chamak raha hai? SANTA: Suraj BANTA: Sale, aur kitna dur dekhega..!!

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