Titanic was sinking,
Santa- how much d earth is far 4m here?
Banta- 1kmetr…
Santa jumped into d sea n asked again… in which direction..?
Banta- DOWNWARD…
Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga?
The Most Romantic Lines
Main Kho Gaya Hu Tumhare Pyar Me Tum Bhi Kho Jao….
Santa Translated In English It Becomes:
I M Lost In Ur Love, U Also Get Lost..
Bnta to Snta..
Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus
me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet
me jabardast gas ban gyi h..
Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha
h..
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Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue
aapne v bade smartly trick segane ki dhun me dhun milate
hue releas kr di..
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Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..
jab aap utarne lage to aapne
dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h
Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki..
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Gana to aapne Headphone par
Chalaya tha.
Santa Electric Shop Pe Gaya Aur
Dukandar Se Bola
Santa: Ek Kala Bulb Dena
Dukandar: Bhai Sahab,
Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge?
Santa: Yaar,
Dopaher Ko Andhera Karke Sone Ka
Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai.
Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha…
Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.
Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.
Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?
Santa: Nahi pakk gaya..!!
isliye gir gaya.
Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu?
Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya.
Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.
Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,
uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai
Santa:Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
Engineering College ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta:Pir hath chod dena,
To Medical College ki bhi dikh jayegi