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- JUDGE to Santa, Tumhara jurm sabit ho chuka he, kal tumhe Fansi pe chdhaya jayega. . . . Santa: Wo to thik he,lekin utara kab jayega...
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- Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge SANTA:Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga Patni: Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya Likhwaoge SANTA: Jaha b Raho Khush raho
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- Ek bar santa bank mein paise jama karne gaya. Officer-ye note fata hai dusra do. Rajesh-main apne account mein jama kar raha hu; fata karu ya naya karu aapko kya matlab hai.
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- Santa- Namukin Word Meri Dictionary Me Nahi Hai. Banta- To Pagle Dictionary Kharidne Se Pehle Dekhna Tha Na, Abb Chillane Ka Kya Fayada.
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- banta ki shadi me bar-bar pani pilaya ja rha tha santa bhukh se pareshan hokar chilaya: Bhai Biryani milegi kya? Pani Gale me Atak gaya hai...
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- Teacher- Agar Duniya Ki Sari Ladkiyo Ka Chehra Ek Jaisa Hota To Kya Hota? . . . . . . Santa- Hona Kya Tha Sir, Gas Cyilinder Ki Tarah Aaj Iske Ghar, Kal Uske Ghar ..
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- Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua Me India Me Paida Hua America Me Nahi Dost : Q America Me Hota To Kya Hota ? Sardar : Tu B Na Muje English Kaha Aati Hai
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- Santa ne shampoo kharida. Santa: iske sath jo gift hai do Shopkeepe: iske sath koi gift nahi hai Santa: jhoothe! ispe likha hai "Dandruff Free"
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- Interviewer: Just Imagine, You Are In 8th Floor, It Caught Fire, How Will You Escape? Santa: Its Very Simple, I Will Stop My Imagination..!!
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- Santa: Raja Dashrath ki teen raniyaan thi. Wife: Toh? Santa: Toh main do shadiyaan aur kar sakta hoon! Wife: Soch lo. Draupadi ke 5 pati they. Santa: Tu bhi naa, dil pe le leti hai.
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- Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Santa-"Chidiya Bankar." Sir-"Admi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!" Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapk baap lagayega!"
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- Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko Lekar Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech Behas Ho Rahi Thi. . . . . Banta: “ Main Itna Kanjoos Hoon Ke Apne Honeymoon ParAkela Hi Chala Gaya Aur Apne Paise Bachaye.. :D . . . . . Santa: “ Arrey Ye Bhi Koi Kanjoosi Hui, Meri Sun, Maine Apni Biwi Ko Apne Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya Aur Poore Paise Bachaye...
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- :: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi :: Santa- tumne itne chhote-Chhote baal Q katwaye? Banta- naai ke paas 3 rupye khulle nahin the, to main bola 3 rupay ke aur kaat de.....
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- JUNG main SANTA ne bulet proof jacket ki jagah machrdani pehani. BANTA-aisa kyu? SANTA-jisme machar nahi ghus sakta usme goli kaise gusegi
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- Santa Radio Lekar Khet Me Potti Karne Gaya. Banta: Aaj To Maje Se Ki Hogi? Santa: Khak Maje Se Ki, Radio Pe Jan- Gan-Man Aa Gaya. Khade Khade Karni Padi.
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- Santa: I Lost Rs 1000 In A Bet.. Banta: How..? Santa: On Cricket Match I Bet Rs 500 And Lost.. Banta: Where Did The Rest Go.? Santa: I Bet On The Highlight Too!
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- Dimag ka Dahi wala JoKe . . . santa Nepali Se - Tum American Ho? .. .. .. Nepali- Nahi Me Nepal Ka Hu.. . . santa- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho . . Nepali- Nahi Bhai Main Nepal Ka Hu.. . . santa- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho . . Nepali (Gusse Me)- Ha Me American hu... . . santa- Lagte To Nepali Ho Khan
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- Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Santa says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.
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- Santa.Auto Wale_Se-Kyu Bhai Hanuman Mandir Jaoge Auto Wala - Ha. Santa- To Phir Aate Samay Parsad lete Aana
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- Santa: tere pita ji tailor hai aur teri shirt fati hai,bade shrm ki baat hai.. Banta:Ishse bhi bade shrm ki baat yeh hai ki tere pita ji dentist hai fir bhi tera bhai bina dant k paida hua...
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