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  • Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho Tum?? . . Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho? . . . Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun. . . . Santa :- Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha. Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab Laptop Aur LCD Ka Zamana Hai.
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  • Ek raat 2 baje bohot tez baarish ho rahi thi . . santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell bajai aur pucha : Dhakka laga doge kya plz.......?.? . . aadmi neend me tha isliye mana kar dia aur andar aa gaya . . par fir use guilty feel hua....usne socha kabhi vo khud baarish me fas jaye aur koi uski help na kare to..........?.? wo utha bahar jaa ke bola: Kya tumhe abhi bhi dhakka chahiye....? awaaz aayi :"haan aadmi : thik hai par tum ho kahan.........? .?.? . santa :"YAHAN GARDEN ME JHULE PAR....
  • 10 years ago



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  • Maine Ek Naya Drink Bnaya H. Yeh Dudh, Gulocose Aur Sharab Ko Mix Karke Bana H. Dudh Aapko Shakti Deta H, Glucose Apme Furtilapan Lata H. Aur Sharab….? Sharab Tumhe Yeh Btati H Ki Tumhe Apni Shakti Aur Furti Kaha Paryog Karni H.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- God 1 kudi chahiye. God- Muslim h to KATRINA KAIF dunga Bania hai to YANA GUPTA Panjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR Bol tera naam kya hai? Santa- Mohammed Santa Singh Agrwaal
  • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar 1Train achanakpatri se utar gayi, Khetonmein idhar udhar jaane lagi aur fir wapas patri par aa gayi. Railway walon ne enquiry bithai driver Santa pe. Puchhaki kya hua. Santa:Ek aadmi patri par khadatha aur hat hi nahi raha tha. Officer:Santa- Pagal ho kya? 1admi ke liye tumnesare passengerski zindagi jokhim mein daal di? Us 1 aadmi ko kuchal denatha!!! Santa:Main wahi to karnejaa raha tha ki achanakwo patri se utar karkhetonmein idhar udhar bhagne laga...
  • 10 years ago



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  • History ke teacher ne pucha kalidas ka ek bhai jhuta banata tha. Uska naam kya tha? Santa ne bahut socha aur jawab me bola Adidas
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Apni Girlfriend Ko Lekar Ghar Aaya! Use Bistar Par Baithaya, Sab Darwaze Khidki Band Kar Di, Aur Light Bhi Band Karke Apni Girlfriend Ke Pass Aaya, Aur Bola: Ye Dekho Meri Watch Mein Light Jalti Hain.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Uska Sasur Jute Maar Raha Tha Aadmi : Kyu Maar Rahe Ho? Sasur : Meinie Ise Hospital Se Sms Kiya. Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho. Isne Apne Sare Friends Ko Forward Kar Diya!
  • 10 years ago



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  • 4 d first time introducing intelligent santa.. Santa: ye kela kitne ka hain? Salesman: Rs 1 Santa:60ps mein dega. slsman:60ps mein sirf chilka dunga. Santa:le 40ps, kela de
  • 10 years ago



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  • Snta:- Ye Thums Up Walo Ne Paresaan Kr Rkhhaa H..,, Bnta:- Q..??? Snta:- Yar BV Roz Raat Ko Thodi Si Pila K Zid Krti H CHALO AAJ KUCH TUFAANI KRTE H...
  • 10 years ago



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  • santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao banta:kyo? santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Kyu Bhai Udas Kyu Baithe Ho? Banta: Ha Yaar! Meri Patni Ne Mujhe Notice Diya H Ki Agar Maine Sharab Nahi Chodi To Weh Mujhe Chodkar Chali Jayegi. Santa: Kitne Afsos Ki Baat H. Banta: Ha Yaar, Bahut Bhali Aurat H Mujhe Bahut Yaad Karegi.
  • 10 years ago



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  • शादी के कुछ दिन बाद संता अपने दोस्त बंता को बता रहा था। संता- मेरी बीवी इतना मजाक करती है की क्या बताऊं। बंता- कैसे? संता- कल मैंने उसकी आंखों पर हाथ रख कर पूछा मैं कौन? तो बोली दूध वाला..
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Kisi Ladki Ke Ghar Rista Le Kar Gaya Ladki Ke Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti Abhi Padh Rahi H. Santa: Koi Baat Nahi, Hum 1 Ghante Baad Aa Jayenge.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Se: Jab Mein Marr Jau To Samne Wale Pariwar Ko Jarur Bulana. Banta: Kyu? Santa: Unke Ghar Ki Ladies Murde Se Lipat Lipat Ke Roti H.
  • 10 years ago



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  • 1 admi santa k beta se puchta h. Beta papa ghar me h? Santa ka beta sprite pite hue bola, Uncle sidha bolo mummy se milna h. Sprite sidhi baat no bakwas.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apne papa ke sat ja raha tha Us ka lali pop gir gaya, To daidy ne kha beta chod do Dosra lelegen 2 dinbad un ke sat us ki ma bhi thi, Ma gir gai to bete ne kha, Daddy chod do dosri lelege.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Wo LADKi Behri Hai! Santa: Tumhe KaiSe Pata! Banta: Maine uSe I Love You Kaha To Wo BoLi, Maine KaL Hi Naya SandaL Kharidi Hai.!!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Applewala: 100 rs k 10 apple le lo. Santa: kuch kam kro yar! Aplewala: ap jan pehchan wale ho, Isliye apko 70 k 7 de dunga Santa: Thanx
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Police Se: Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!? Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha
  • 10 years ago



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