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  • Santa: Meri biwi itna mzaq krti hai kya bataon. Dost: Kya mazaq krti ha? Santa: Kal men ghr gya us ki ankho pr hath rkha, Mazaq me boli CHOKIDAR!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: Ye kiska signature hai? "@@@@@@@@@@@@" Santa: Meri mummy ka. Teacher: Aisa kaisa naam hai? Santa: "Ji, JALEBI BAAI"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa :- Yaar Tune School Aana Kyo Chod Diya? Banta :- Yaar Actually Mere Papa Kahte Hai, 1 Hi Jagah Baar Baar Jane se Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa- Log Kehte Hai Ki Mohabbt Zindgi Hoti Hai, Maut Nahi Magar Wo Kya Jane Ki Dhoka Bhi Zindgi Deti Hai Maut Nahi . Aaj santa Serious hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta in Exam Hall:"Oye extra pen hai kya" ?? . . . . Banta: "Ek hi hai" . . Santa: "Abe Ek hi chahiye"
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA-Tu paida kaise hua? BANTA-Hospital me aur tu. Snta-Jungle me! Bnta-kaise? Snta-Meri pregnent maa ko 2 daaku jungle le gye aur kaha-JO KUCH HAI..
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Baar Santa kO Raste mE Patthar Mila UspE Likha Tha “Patthar kO Palat Lo Kch Ban Jaoge” Jaise Hi Usne Palta Dusri Taraf Likha Tha”Bewkuf Ban Gya
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher-santa,agar samundar me nimbu kaa ped ho to nimbu kaise todoge. santa-chidiya bankar. Teacher-insaan ko chidiya tumhara baap banayga? Santa-samundar me ped aapka baap banayga.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Patni Ke Marne Ke Baad Uske Chita:fire: Ke Pass Akela Baitha Tha,
    Tabhi Tej Aandhi:cloud_tornado: Ke Sath Bearish :cloud_rain:Hone Lagi,
    Pati Ne Uthkar Khidki Band Kar Li Tabhi Bijli:thunder_cloud_rain: Kadakne Ki Awaaj Aayi,
    Pati Ne Khidki Khoil Or Aasman Ke Taraf Dektehe Hue.
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    Lagta H Upar Pachuch Gayi.
    :smiley::smiley:
    • 9 years ago



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  • A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died. SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was:- KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • डॉक्टर- आपकी एक किडनी फेल हो गयी है.. रामू- पहले तो बहुत रोया फिर आंसू पोछते हुए बोला कितने नंबर से।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Radio Lekar Khet Me Potti Karne Gaya. Banta: Aaj To Maje Se Ki Hogi? Santa: Khak Maje Se Ki, Radio Pe Jan- Gan-Man Aa Gaya. Khade Khade Karni Padi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? . . . . . . . To avoid the side effects!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati... Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya... . . Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney lagey... Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola... "kidhar..?? . . . . . . . . mai­ to biscuit lene aaya hu... yogiRaj
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Baazar Me Gaya.. 1 Aadmi Ne Poochha: O Paaji, Kya Darwaza Bechna Hai ? . . Santa:nahi. Tala Khulwana Hai Chabi Gum Ho Gayi Hai. . Hanso Mat Joke To Abhi Aage Hai . . . . Aadmi Santa Se: Agar Ghar Me Chor Ghus Gaya To..??? Santa: Andar Kaise Jayega Darwaza To Mere Paas Hai !
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko Dadhi- Mooch Nahi Aayi? Banta :Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hoon
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.. . . Aadhe raste jakar Santa rocket se kood gaya or chillaya…… . . kamino aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi…… :p -
    • 9 years ago



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