1 wari santa di wife nu nyana hon wala sega.
santa apni wife nu lai k hospital gya te utthe ja k nurse nu boleya.
santa to nurse: je munda hoya ta kahi PASS, je kudi hoyi ta FAIL.
Opration to bad
Nurse:santa ji twadi CMPARTMNT aayi aa.
Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya.
Cashier-
Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Santa-
Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!=D =))
संता: ट्रेन में रात भर नींद नहीं आई. ऊपर की सीट मिली थी गर्मी बहुत थी.
बंता:तो किसी से सीट बदल लेते.
संता:यार, किससे बदलता. नीचे की सीट पर कोई आया ही नहीं.
Ek Din Santa Raste me Sandas Kar Raha tha.... Tab Achanak Waha par police aajati hai aur Santa ko pakad ke le ja raha tha.... Tab santa bola ki saab sabut to uthalo... Hahahahahahah.. Santa r0ck Police Sock
Ghar Mein Kaam Kar Rahe Bijli Wale Ko. Mein Tumhe Pehle Samjha Rahi Hu. Ek Ghante Mein Mera Pati Ghar Aa Jayega. Lekin Madam: Mein To Kuch Bhi Nahi Kar Raha Hu, Aadmi Ghabrakar Bola. Esliye To Tumhe Bata Rai Ho. :heart::heart::heartpulse::heart::heart:
Santa: Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti ho!
Girl: Mere dad Chinese the.
Santa: Wo kaha hai!
Girl: Mar gaye.
Santa: Oh! Aakhir China ka maal tha, chalta bhi kitna!
Do Ladkio Ki Aapas Mein Baat Chit.
Pehli : Mein Tumhari Tarah Apne Pati Mein Kabhi Burai Nahi Dhundti.
Dusri : Ha Jab Burayi Saaf Najar Aati Ho To Dhundne Ka Kya Faida.
Santa To Banta..
Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse
Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod
Diya..
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Banta-: Kyu..??
Kya Kaha Unhone..?
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Santa-: Unhone Kaha
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Mungfali Me Dana Nahi,
Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi.
Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahutsari baten chupata h....
Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h...
Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat.
Banta: nahi chupai yar...
Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h...
Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kyabaat chupai h.
Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hili to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h...
like to karo dosto
Santa ko chand par bhejne ka
faisla hua..
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Aadhe raste
jakar Santa rocket se kood gaya or
chillaya……
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kamino aaj to amawasya hai,
chand to hoga hi nahi…… :p
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Santa: Sham Ko Ghar aaya aur Sochne Laga
Ki aaj Kya Khas Karna Tha
Sochta Raha
Sochta Raha - Bahut Socha
Raat Ke 3 Baje Yaad aaya Ki aaj Jaldi Sona Tha
Waris ali*
Santa ne ek ladki se "I Love you" kaha.....
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola?
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To Santa rote huye bola:
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Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara? Sagarr Se7en575