SANTA ~Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai kya khilate ho ise,..?
BANTA ~abe wo sher hi hai saala PYAAR-WYAAR k chakkar me kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai.
Santa Daru Pee Ke Tala Kholne Laga, Hath Kanpne
Ki Vajah Se Tala Nahi Khula,
Banta- Mai Khol Du,
Santa- Mai Khol Lunga, Tu Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala
Bahut Hil Raha Hai
Our Santa has complaint withFacebook
Dear facebook!
Whenever I add a Girl,
You always ask me "Do you knowher?
I just want to ask
Behan lagti hay wo teri?
¥@
Santa :~ Aaj TV Par 30 Feet Ka Saap Dikhane Wale Hai.....!!
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Banta :~ Ha Yaar...!!
Par Me Nahi Dekh Paunga...!!
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Santa :~ Kyu ...........??
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Banta :~ Kyunki Mera TV To Sirf 21 inch Ka Hi Hai Na....!!
Bhikari: Kuch Khane Ko Dedo.
Santa - Tamatar Khao
Bikari - Roti Dedo
Santa - Tamatar Khao
Bikari -Lao Tamatar Hi Do
Santa Ki Mummy - Ye Totla Hai,keh Raha Hai,
Kamakar Khao.
Ek Baar Santa Ka Dost Musibat Mein Tha Wo Santa Se Ye Baat Share Karte Hue Kahta Hai.
Dost Bola: “Yaar Musibat Ke Waqt Gadhe Ko Bhi Baap Banana Padta Hai”
Santa: “Wah Yaar Badi Himmat Hai Jo Teri Mummy Maan Bhi Jati Hai“
Santa Ko Uska Sasur Jute Maar Raha Tha
Aadmi: Kyu Mar Rahe Ho?
Sasur: Maine Ise Hospital Se SMS Kiya
Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho, Isne Apne Sare Friendz Ko Forward Kardiya...