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  • Santa to Banta: Tum apni biwi ko kya naam se bulate ho? Banta: Google darling. Santa: Why such a strange name? Banta: Ek sawal karo, 100 jawab deti hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha, Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala ! . . Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!? . . . . Santa:- B.C A Final Year.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता - क्या दारू पीने से खांसी जाती है ? बंता - क्यूँ नहीं जायेगी ? जब मेरा घर, खेत, बैंक बैलेंस सब चलागया तो तेरी खांसी क्या चीज़ है ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu.. Banta: Wo Kaise? Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Gusse Me:- Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken NaHi hai.? Waiter:Sahab, Gulab Jamun Me Kon Sa Gulab hota hai? Santa:Ha Yaar Sorry....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Fasi Sunakr Juj bola Akhri Bar Kise Milna Chahoge Santa-Bv Se Judge-Ma bap Se Nhi Santa-Ma-bap to Agla Jnm Hote Mil Jaege,Bv K Lie 21 saal wait krna padega
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai, Aur Kehta Hai. Santa: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai, Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha: Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Tha? Santa: Niimboo Pani Mein
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. . . . . . . Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko piles Ho Gaya. Hakim: Marham Lagwane Roj Aana Padega. Hakim Ne Usko 4Din Marham Lgaya Aur Kaha: Ab Kafi Theek Ho, Baqi Biwi Se Lgwa Lena. Agle Din Preeto Marham Lgane Lagi To Usne Ek Haath Santa Ke Kandhe Pr Rakha, Aur Dusre Se Marham Lgane Lagi To Santa Ne Pucha: Tera Ek Haath Kandhe Pr Hai Dusra Kaha Hai? Preeto: "Us Se Marham Lga Rahi Hun. Santa Chonk Kr Bola: "Oh, Hakim Ki Behan Ka Thullu, Uske To Dono Haath Mere Kandhe Pr Hote The.!! :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu santa se.. yr kal mai apne gf ko msg kr rha tha.. To banta mujhe kbse dekh rha tha...fir mai 5 mint k liye bathroom gya to... Banta ne mere mobil se meri ka no. Le liya or use romantic sms krne lga... Santa-to tune kuch nhi kiya... Pappu-mai kya kru wo pagal kal raat se apni behn ko hi msg kr rha h
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa khudkushi par speech de raha tha... "Khudkhushi paap hai, zulm hai, gunaah hai, buzdili hai, pagalpan hai......... Khudkhushi karne se behtar hai ke insaan khud to goli maar de"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ws Getting Bitten By Mosquitoes D Whole Night.
    He Got Irritated… Drank Poison Said, “ab Kato Salo, Sb Maroge!”
    • 10 years ago



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  • SNTA Radio Thik Karwane Gya. Mechanic Ne Kaha-Ye Thik He Par MAUSAM Kharab He Isliye Ni Chal Rha SNTA-Le 100 Rs.MAUSAM Naya Dalde
    • 10 years ago



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  • WiFe On Phone To SaNTa- AaPKi YaaD Me 15 DiN Me AaDhi MaR Gai Hu . . AaP GhaR KaB Aa RaHe Ho..? . . . . SaNTa- 15 DiN BaaD Aa RaHa Hu,,"
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apni gf k gar pe rat me milne gya . Santa - chalo ab hum thoda pyar kar lete h . Gf -nhi .meri ma dekh legi . Santa -nhi dekh sakegi .meri jimmedari hai . Meri jimmedari hai. (gf ki ma jag jati h or ladki ki pitai karne lagti h ) santa - meri koi jimmedari nhi h .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ek din school se ghar ja rha tha, raste me use ek 500 ko not mila ,usne not utha kr socha ese ghar le jane se achha hai mai ese yahi chhupa deta hu mere kl ke kharch ke kam aayega usne 5oo ke not ko ek ped ke niche jamin me khod kr gda diya or ek bord bnd kr usme likha"maine yaha paise nhi chhupaya hai"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa On Phone: Doctor My Wife Is Pergnant. She Is Having Pain Right Now. Doctor: Is This Her First Child? Santa: No This Is Her Husband Speaking
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Biwi Se Ladai Khatm Ho Gyi Kya? Banta: Haa, Ghutne Tek K Aayi Thi Mere Paas. Santa: Achha? Kaise? Bnta: Boli, Bed K Niche Se Niklo, Ab Nhi Marungi.
    • 10 years ago



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