After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
Santo : Mera Pati Neend Mein Badbadata H.
Tumhara To Aisa Nahi Karta Na Behan?
Banto: Mera To Usse Bhi Bura Karta H,
Wo To Neend Mein Bolte Bhi Nahi H.
Banta Bhaaga-Bhaaga Santa Ke Ghar Aaya Aur Khushi Se Bola.
Banta: “Oye Santa, Aaj TV Pe Rakhi Sawant, Apne 38-Inch Ke Balls Dikhane Wali Hai”
Santa Udaas Hokar Bola: “Achha, Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga”
Banta: “Kyu?”
Santa: “Mera TV To Sirf 21-Inch Ka Hai?“
Santa - Main Tumse Shaadi Nahi Kar Sakta.
Girl Friend- Kyon!
Santa - Mere Ghar Wale Mana Kar Rahe Hain.
Girl Friend - Kaun Hai Jo Mana Kar Raha Hai??
Santa - Meri Bivi Aur Baache.
Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he
SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya@Hushain2
Santa: Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti ho!
Girl: Mere dad Chinese the.
Santa: Wo kaha hai!
Girl: Mar gaye.
Santa: Oh! Aakhir China ka maal tha, chalta bhi kitna!
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
Banta: Yaar 2 Baar Tere
Restaurant Me Aaya, Par Dono
Baar Taala Laga Hua Tha..??
Banta: Tu Lunch Time Me Aaya
Hoga, Us Waqt Main Khana
Khane Ghar Chala Jaata Hoon..!
Santa ek din school se ghar ja rha tha,
raste me use ek 500 ko not mila ,usne not utha kr socha ese ghar le jane se achha hai mai ese yahi chhupa deta hu mere kl ke kharch ke kam aayega
usne 5oo ke not ko ek ped ke niche jamin me khod kr gda diya or ek bord bnd kr usme likha"maine yaha paise nhi chhupaya hai"