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  • Santa : "Ek Kilo Gaay Ka Dhoodh Dena." Banta : "Lekin Tumhara Bartan To Bahut Chhota Hai." Santa :"Theek He To Fir BAKRI Ka De de."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police..: hume aapke ghar ki talaashi leni hai, suna hai k aapke ghar mein visfotak saamagri hai. Santa....:Khabar to pakki he, par abhi wo maike gyi huyi hai..:
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 Boys proposing to 3 Girls 1= Tu meri Laila, te main tera Majnu. 2= Main tera Ranja, te tu meri Heer. 3= (SANTA) Tu meri Zaara, te main tera VEER....!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na? Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi Jo Musibat Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De. Main Zarur Aaunga
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta Dairy Likh Raha Tha . Aaj Meri Behan Ko Baccha Hone Wala Hai Pata Nahi Ladka Hoga Ya Ladki, Isliye Mujhe Ye Bhi Pata Nahi Ki Me . . . Mama Banunga Ya Mami.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Was Driving Car Very Fast, Traffic Police Caught Him.. Santa: Sir, I Am Learning Driving.. Police: Without Teacher.? Santa: Ya, Its Correspondence Course!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:" mujhe uss ladki se bachao..:o . . . Banta:" kyo ?? . . . Santa:" jab se maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga.. saali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai..:( :p :O :/
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Aaj Kal Zyada Bachche Judwa Kyo Paida Hote Hai? Banta-desh Me Itna Aatankwaad Badh Gaya Hai Ke Bachche Akele Aane Se Darte Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-maine aisi cheez ki khoj ki h jisko lagane se tu deewar k aar-par dekh sakta h.... Banta-wah## koun si cheez...? Santa-"KHIDKI".........
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya.. Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge. Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai. Banta: kya kiya? Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maine Ek Naya Drink Bnaya H. Yeh Dudh, Gulocose Aur Sharab Ko Mix Karke Bana H. Dudh Aapko Shakti Deta H, Glucose Apme Furtilapan Lata H. Aur Sharab….? Sharab Tumhe Yeh Btati H Ki Tumhe Apni Shakti Aur Furti Kaha Paryog Karni H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Ye pyar kab hota hai? Banta: Jab time khrab chal raha ho, rahu ketu or shani ki dasa kharab ho, apka mangal kamjor ho, aur bhagwan maze lene ke mood mein ho....
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता की बीवी बहुत ज्यादा बीमार होने की वजह से 1 महीने से हॉस्पिटल में दाखिल थी। डॉक्टर ने संता को हिम्मत देते हुए कहा। डॉक्टर:-"आपकी बीवी अब सिर्फ 2 दिनों की मेहमान है, मैं माफ़ी चाहता हूँ अब मैं कुछ नहीं कर सकता" संता बोला:-"इस में माफ़ी की कोई बात नहीं है डॉ. साहब, निकाल ही लेंगे ये 2 दिन भी जैसे-तैसे"!
    • 10 years ago



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  • SaNtA Ke GaO Me NaDi Pe BrIdGe BaNaYa GaYa. . . . . BuIlDeR :- BaHoT AccHa Ho GaYa . SaNtA :- HaaN Ji. .! ! ! PeHLe DhOOp Me TaIr Ke NaDi PaaR KaRtE ThE Ab ChAAv RaHeGi . . . . *
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta- Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai. Aur Apka? Santa- Mera Mahine Baad Hota Hai, Kyuki Mujhe Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha, Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala ! . . Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!? . . . . Santa:- B.C A Final Year.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dimag ka Dahi wala JoKe . . . santa Nepali Se - Tum American Ho? .. .. .. Nepali- Nahi Me Nepal Ka Hu.. . . santa- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho . . Nepali- Nahi Bhai Main Nepal Ka Hu.. . . santa- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho . . Nepali (Gusse Me)- Ha Me American hu... . . santa- Lagte To Nepali Ho Khan
    • 10 years ago



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