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  • Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di. Patni:Fir? Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di. Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha? Santa:Mera BETA
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  • Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya. Doctor: Ye kaise Hua? Santa: Main Chappal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha. Mujhe 1 Admi Bola - Gadhe Kabhi KHOPDI Ka Bhi Istemal Kar Liya Kar..
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  • Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha! Wife Romantic Hokar: Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya? Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola: Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!!
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  • Santa 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane K Baad Bola: Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Dio.. . Dukandar: Cheeni Kyu..??? . Santa: Soch Raha Hu, Khane K Baad Kuch Mitha Ho Jay. Pappu
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  • Santa: Ladki dekhne gaya Ladki ka Baap: Beta Sharab pete ho.. Santa: Sharab to baad me penyge abi to sirf Chai chalege.
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  • Santa ke tapasya se bhagwan khush hoker bole VAR MAANGO VATS Santa-PRABHU,aap jaisa soch rahe hai mai vaisa nahi hu . Mujhe Vadhu chahiye
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  • Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare… Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid… Santa: No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well
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  • Santa - Main Tumse Shaadi Nahi Kar Sakta. Girl Friend- Kyon! Santa - Mere Ghar Wale Mana Kar Rahe Hain. Girl Friend - Kaun Hai Jo Mana Kar Raha Hai?? Santa - Meri Bivi Aur Baache.
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  • Santa Khudkushi Par Speech De Raha Tha Khudkushi Paap Hai Zulm Hai Gunah Hai Buzdili Hai Pagalpan Hai Khudkushi Krne Se Behtar Hai, Insan Khud Ko Goli Maarle!
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  • Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit after 1 hour Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai Doctor: Kya khaya tha? Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit
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  • Santa Went To Banta’s Home For Breakfast . Banta: Tuje Anda Bana Dun?? . . . Santa: Nahin, Mein Insaan Hi Thik Hun…
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  • Teacher - Homework Kita ? Santa - Hanji, Kita! Teacher - Fill In The Blank 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Bili____chali Santa - 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Holi Holi Chali Teacher - Oye Murkha Tenu Pata Nahi Ehda Ki Jawaab Hai. Santa - Tuhada Lehaaj Rakhya Hai, Tussi Mere Master Ho.. Nahi Ta 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Ta Billi Hil V Nahi Sakdi, Main Ta Fer Vi Holi Holi Turaa Diti.
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  • 1 Car ki Nilami ho rhi thi 10lakh, 20lakh, 30lakh, Santa: Is Khatara me Aisa Kya h.? Seller: Iske 10 Acidents Hue hain Har Bar Sirf Biwi Mari hai. ‘ ‘ ‘ Santa: iski ma ki aankh 1 Crore.
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  • Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai Batao Main Kya Karun? Banta: Karna Kya Hai, 2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le.
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  • Wakil Sahab Apne Ladke Ko Kaabil Insaan Bnane Ke Liye,
    Use Juth Bolna Sikha Rahe The.
    Ek Din Apne Lakde Ki Pariksha Lene Ki Garj Se Unhone Kaha,
    Beta Agar Meri Baat Khtam Hote Hi,
    Tum Koi Juth Bologe To Mein Tumhe 5 Ruppe Dunga!

    Ladka- Lekin Abhi Abhi To Aapne 500 Ruppe Dene Ki Baat Kahi Thi.
    :grimacing::smiley::smiley::smiley::grimacing:
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  • Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date pe:"Ye meri pehli date hai darling.. . . . . . . agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kar dena..:p :
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  • Santa On 60th Birthday: Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai? Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi. . . Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.
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  • Santa: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge? Banta: A Cockroach Santa: Why? Banta: Yaar Meri Biwi Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai.
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  • Santa Ki Wife Tours & Travels Magazine Padhte Hue Boli. Wife: "Is Baar 2nd Honeymoon Ke Liye, Greece Try Karen" Santa: "Kyo? Sarson Ke Tel Mein Kya Kharabi Hai".
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