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  • Santa Ji, Kya Baat H Aapke Piche Kutte :dog2:Pade H,
    Or Aap Hai Ki Hase:grinning: Hi Ja Rahe Hai ?
    Santa : Ji Dekhiye Na, Mere Pass Sim Airtel Ka H Aur,
    Vodafone Ka Network Mera Pitcha Kar Raha H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order! Order!" SANTA: "1 Pizza,2 Dosa,3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink!" JUDGE: "Shut Up!" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa English K Paper Me Fail Ho Gaya Translation Ki Wajah Se.. 1.main Ek Aam Aadmi Hoon. - I M A Mango Man. 2.mujhe English Aati Hai. ... English Comes To Me. 3.mera Taluq Haripur Hazara Se Hai. I Blong 2 Greenpur Thousanda. 4.sadak Par Goliyan Chal Rahi Hai. Tablets Are Walking On The Road.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Mere 3 bete Engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht DAKU ban gaya. Banta- To usko ghar se nikal do. Santa- Yahi to problem hai kamakar b sala wahi lata hai….
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jailer- faasi se pehel kisse miloge? Santa-biwi se Jailer- maa baap se nehi Santa- maa baap to agla jnm lete hai mil jayenge Biwi ke liye sala phir 25 sala wait karna padega !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1baar Santa Kahi Ja Raha Tha Ki 1diwar Pr Padha "Padhne Wala Gadha" Santa Ko Bohat Gussa Aya, Usne Mitakr Likh Diya- "Likhne Wala Gadha" :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Our Santa has complaint withFacebook Dear facebook! Whenever I add a Girl, You always ask me "Do you knowher? I just want to ask Behan lagti hay wo teri? ¥@
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ke Shehar Mein Ghazal Concert Chal Raha Thha, Aur ApnaSanta Bhi Usmein Shaamil Tha. Gayak Ga Raha Hota Hai: “ Ye Daulat Bhi Lelo, Ye Shohrat Bhi Lelo….. ” Achanak Se Santa Khada Hokar Sur Mein Gaane Laga: “ Main To Bahut Pareshan Hoon, Meri To Aurat Bhi Lelo – Aurat Bhi Lelo “
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Cort Me Judge Se Aaj Tak Mari Itni Baijti Kbhi Nahi Huii. Meri Podosan Ne Mujhe Nahte Huye Dakh Liya.. Judge: To Tum Kau Chahte Ho.. Santa: Badla
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to banta- hum dono me kya rishta hai Banta- jo besan or pakode ka hai Santa-wo kese Banta-Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu santa se.. yr kal mai apne gf ko msg kr rha tha.. To banta mujhe kbse dekh rha tha...fir mai 5 mint k liye bathroom gya to... Banta ne mere mobil se meri ka no. Le liya or use romantic sms krne lga... Santa-to tune kuch nhi kiya... Pappu-mai kya kru wo pagal kal raat se apni behn ko hi msg kr rha h
    • 10 years ago



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  • Techr:- Batao... Ki cLass me ladai Q nhi karni Chahiye.??? Santa:- "SIr vo isliye k kya pata exam me usi ke piche apna number aa jaye"...:):): )
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai? Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le.. Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana.. Phir usay class mein ura.. Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade.. BAS PHAS GAI LARKI .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta mujra dekhne gaya, saari raat mujra dekha, mujrewaali boli saab humne aapko khush kiya ab aap humhe khush kijiye banta utha aur nachne laga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa - teri maa uske upar soti he na. Banta- kya. Santa - aree bistar par yar. Santa - teri maa sabka leti he or tere papa ka nahi leti he. Banta - kya. Santa - aree ghugant( Laaj )
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta se bola “Bhai aaj to chay peene ka maza aa gaya.” Banta : Santa Jee, agar billi ne dudh me muh na mara hota to aur bhi maza aata!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Jaise He Offce Se Ghar Lota, Darling Rote Hue Boli Darling: “Aji Sunte Ho, Aj Ghar Mein 3 Daku Aaye The Aur Unone Meri Izzat Lut Li” Santa Guse Mein Akar Bola: “To Tune Unko Roka Kyu Nahi?” Darling Udas Hote Hue: “Bada Roka Tha Ji Unko, Par Vo Ruke Nahi, Bole Abhi Hume Jane Do, Hum Fir Dobara Aa Jayenge“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
    • 10 years ago



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