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  • Girl to Santa: Kya shaadi ke baad bhi tum mujhe itna pyaar karoge.? Banta: kyon nahin..? Main to diwana hoon shaadi shuda aurton ka!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Titanic Ke Sath Santa Bhi Dub Raha Tha, Our Has Bhi Raha Tha. Banta: Oye Kyu Hass Raha Hai? Santa: Shukr hai maine return ticket nahi kharida.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote hai? BANTA-Desh me itna AATANKWAAD badh gaya hai ke bachche akele aane se darte hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Cafe Mein 1 Ladki Se I Love You Kaha Ladki Ne Chanta Mara Aur Boli: Kya Bola? To Santa Rote Hue Bola: Jab Suna Nahi Tune To Chanta Kyu Mara?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Baar Baar Apne Santan Ke, Khushnasibi Ki Duaa Maangta Tha... Aisa Vo Kai Saalo Se Kar Rha Tha :D . . One Day Ek Farishta Aaya Uske Pass Or Bola . Bhagwaan Ke Liye Bhaii. Pahle Tu Shadi To Kar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Kisi Ladki Ke Ghar Rista Le Kar Gaya Ladki Ke Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti Abhi Padh Rahi H. Santa: Koi Baat Nahi, Hum 1 Ghante Baad Aa Jayenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga.. Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho? Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the. Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga.. Biwi: ab kya hua… Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa aamlet bana raha tha usne aanda tora to aanda khali nikla! Santa haran hokar bola ghor kalyug hai murgiye vi abortion karwane lagi hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa 100 ke note par likha number dial kar raha tha. Banta ne poocha: Yeh tu kya kar raha hai? Santa: Dekh raha hoon, Gandhiji to chale gaye, par unka mobile kiske paas hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • -:Pappu :- Kamine film dekhne ja rahe ho....@papa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . -:Santa:- chhake ki aulad ka trailr dekhne ja raha hun @BetA
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha,yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa being romantic to his wife. "One day God tested me, erased all my memory and asked do you remember anyone now? I told Him your name and He replied, "I am sorry some viruses cannot be formatted"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher- itne din se kaha they. santa-sir birdflu tha. Teacher- ye bimaari to birds me hoti hai. Sta- saale tune insan hi kab samjha roz to murga bana deta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl! The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!! Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pati: Mera Accident Ho Gaya H Bahut Khoon Aa Raha H,
    Patni: Bahar Hi Rehna Jab Tak Thik Na Ho Jaye.

    Maine Abhi Abhi Farash Dhoya H.
    :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA=MERE PADOSI KA BACHA GUM HO GAYA BANTA=FIR KYA KIYA? SANTA=MAINE KAHA GOOGLE PE SEARCH KARLO, MIL JAYE TO DOWNLOAD KR LENA.
    • 10 years ago



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