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  • Santa: Maine Apki Dukan Se Murgi Dana Kharida Tha Dukandar: To Kya Usme Koi Kharabi Nikli Santa:mahina Ho Gaya Muje Khet Me Boye Ab Tak Murgi Nahi Ugi ..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa aur jito hm ko ldki psnd hai, shaadi kb krni hai? ladki wale: abhi to hmaari ladki study kr rhi hai. santa: to hamara ladka kaun sa bachha hai jo kitaab faar dega
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, Lala:ha, santa:acha vala hai, Lala:ha, Santa: achi quality ka hai, Lala:ha bhai ha, Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata h.... Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h... Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat. Banta: nahi chupai yar... Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h... Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h. Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hi li to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Tha. Santa: Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khat Likha Tha Ki Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana, Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi? Banta: Ohh Yaar, Par Mujhe Koi Khat Mila Hi Nahi. Santa: Mene Likha To Tha Ki Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Techer:" 1869 Me Kya Hua?? Banta:" Gandhi Ji Ka Janm . . Techer:" Good! Baith Jao . . . Techer(santa Se):" Btao 1872 Me Kya Hua . . . Santa:" Gandhi Ji 3 Saal K Ho Gaye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa 2 Banta: Santa- Maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !! Banta: Wo Kya? Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • What is d difference between Land Line & Mobile? KiLLer answer by Santa: Land Line ka Number hum ungli se Dial Karte hai n mobile ka Anguthe se.
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE DOST KE SAATH BHAG GAYI BANTA : BAHUT YAAD ATI HOGI USKI FIR SANTA : HAAN YAAR BAHUT ACHA DOST THA MERA, BAHUT ACHA KAAM KIYA HAI USHNE.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek bar santa banta se.Yar ham 2no ke bich koun sa rishta hai.To banta bolo yar jaise ki besan our pakode ka.to santa bola kaise.to banta bola ki besan santa hai.tabi to pakoda banta hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa- Mere 3 bete Engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht DAKU ban gaya. Banta- To usko ghar se nikal do. Santa- Yahi to problem hai kamakar b sala wahi lata hai….
    • 9 years ago



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  • Friend to santa:- Yar tumhari dukan mithai ki h. To kya tumhara dil nhi krta Mithai khane ko. Santa:- yaar. Krta to bahot h. Bt papa rsgule gin k jate h. To..... Isliye. Chus kr rkh deta hu.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Shaam Ko Ghar Aaya Aur Sochne Laga, Ki Aaj Kya Khaas Karna Tha.? Sochta Raha, Sochta Raha, Bahut Socha, Raat Ke 3 Baje Yaad Aaya Ki Aaj Jaldi Sona Tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Jab Me Chota Tha To Ek Baar Kutub Minaar Se Gir Gaya Tha. Banta: Acha!!to Mar Gaya Ya Bach Gaya. Santa: Saale.! Mujhe Kya Pata, Me To Chhota Tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:Kam walii shanti koh bulao kya…..! Wife:Kyn .??? Santa:Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mai dawa khne k bad shanti k sath soo jaana….!
    • 9 years ago



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  • banta- week mai ek baar meri patni se mera jhagda jarur hota hai. aur apka? santa- mera mahine baad hota hai, kyuki mujhe salary mahine baad milti hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • मार्केट में घूमते हुए संता एक खूबसूरत लड़की से टकरा गया। संता- क्या मैं आपसे थोड़ी देर बात कर सकता हूं? लड़की- पर मैं तो आपको जानती भी नहीं हूं !! संता- तो मैं कौन सा आपको जानता हूं, वो मेरी बीवी प्रीतो कहीं खो गई है। लड़की- तो इसमें मैं क्या कर सकती हूं? संता- दरअसल, जब भी मैं किसी सुंदर लड़की से बात करता हूं तो वो पता नहीं कहां से आ जाती है।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya".. Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8.. Agle din kendi 6+2=8.. fir kendi 4+4=8 ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mujhe kya padheygi..:-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Doc Saab, Mein Chashma Laga Ke Pad To Sakoonga? Doc: Haan, Bilkul. Santa: Theek Hai Doc Saab Aapne Anpad Aadmi Ki Zindagi Bana Di!
    • 9 years ago



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