Santa: Cort Me Judge Se
Aaj Tak Mari Itni Baijti
Kbhi Nahi Huii. Meri
Podosan Ne Mujhe Nahte
Huye Dakh Liya..
Judge: To Tum Kau Chahte Ho..
Santa: Badla
Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Shaadi
Ke Jode Kon Banta Hai..?
Banta: Aasmaan Me Bahgwan Bante Hai,
Santa: O Teri Yaar, Galti Ho Gye
Banta: Kyu..!
Santa: Main To Darji Ko De Aaya..!
Police: Jis car ne thoka, uska colorand No. yad h?
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Santa: Wo to yad nhi hai, lekinchalane wali
Madam k kurti k 2 buttn khulethe,ye pakka yad hai..!!
Santa and Banta in a football stadium..
Santa:Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta:Goal kar rahe hain!
Santa:Lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain, aur kitni gol karenge
Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ?
Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi,
Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai "I love u 2"
Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai...........very funny
Santa: pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga
fir MA fir Phd karwaunga
fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.
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Banta: fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo
Banta Dairy Likh Raha Tha
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Aaj Meri Behan Ko Baccha Hone Wala
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Pata Nahi Ladka Hoga Ya Ladki,
Isliye Mujhe Ye Bhi Pata Nahi Ki Me
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Mama Banunga Ya Mami.
!!height of kaminapan!!!
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RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-Interviewer:-
agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
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Santa:- Jee, red light dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Red light na hoto?
Santa:- Torch dikhaunga..
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Interviewer:- Torch naho to?
Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to?
Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladkeko bulaunga...
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Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?
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Santa:- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi..
2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!