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  • Santa Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi. Doctor Bola: “ Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai ” Biwi: “ Hey Bhagwan… Doctor Sahab, Ek Phone Kar Loon? ” Doctor: “ Kyun ? ” Biwi: “ Unko Batana Hai Ke Potty Unke Tiffin Mein Chali GayiHai “
    • 9 years ago



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  • 45 saal ka SANTA ladki dekhne gya, Ladki ki Maa behosh ho gyi, Hosh aya to pucha KYA HUA.? . . . boli-18saal pehle ye muje b dekhne aya tha.:-D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk… ? Santa: It’s Too Dangerous To Drive On Street Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz
    • 9 years ago



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  • While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, theres nothing down here Send As Email.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ka Jb Antim Samay Aaya Or Aakhiri Waqt Uske Beto Ne Pocha=Ap Bataye K Apko Hum Jalaye Ya Dafnaye? Santa=Mujhse Mat Pocho Surprise Dena Raj.
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa-Oye ajkal tu muje msg kyu nhi karta? banta-baarish ho rahi hai na isliye santa-baarish ka msg se kya lena? banta-abe saale,msg bheeg gaya to?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santo :- Doctor:pill: Batate H Ki Pagalkhane Mein Aadmi Aurato Se 70% Jyada H.
    Santa :- Par Doctor Ne Yeh Nahi Likha Hoga Ki Iska Shreh Kise Jata H.
    :yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek bar santa bank mein paise jama karne gaya. Officer-ye note fata hai dusra do. Rajesh-main apne account mein jama kar raha hu; fata karu ya naya karu aapko kya matlab hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa- Mai Bachpan Me Bohat Taqatwar Tha Banta-Wow, Par Kaise Santa-Maa Kehti Hai Ke, Jab Mai Rota Tha To Sara Ghar Sar Pe Utha Leta Tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa- Aaj Kal Zyada Bachche Judwa Kyo Paida Hote Hai? Banta-desh Me Itna Aatankwaad Badh Gaya Hai Ke Bachche Akele Aane Se Darte Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa apne friend Banta ke saath ATM gaya. Santa: Banta, zara mera balance check kar do, mujhe check karna nahi aata. Banta ne Santa ko dhakka de diya, aur Santa gir gaya. Banta: Tumhara balance kharab hai!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता: मैंने पिछले 20 सालों में एक बात नोट की है. बंता: वह क्या? संता: यार ये रेलवे फाटक जब भी बंद होता है, ट्रेन जरूर आती है.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta in Exam Hall:"Oye extra pen hai kya" ?? . . . . Banta: "Ek hi hai" . . Santa: "Abe Ek hi chahiye"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Gadhe :cow2:Ka Bacha Badha Hokar Gadha:cow2: Banta H,
    Ullu Ka Ullu, Kutte:dog2: Ka Kutta:dog2:, Or Sher :lion_face:Ka Sher:lion_face:,
    Lekin Aadmi Me Ye Khass Baat H Ki,
    Wo Badha Hokar Ullu Bhi Ban Sakta H Kutta:dog2:, Gadha:cow2: Or Sher:lion_face: Bhi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Interviewer: Whats d relation between Earth & Moon? Santa: Brother & Sister Inter: How? Santa: Earth Dharti mata and Moon Chanda Mama.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Baaju k ghar se IODEX maang ke la. Wife: Wo log nhi denge. Santa: Haan! Bade kanjoos or kamine log hai Chal Apni hi almaari se nikaal le
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ko piles Ho Gaya. Hakim: Marham Lagwane Roj Aana Padega. Hakim Ne Usko 4Din Marham Lgaya Aur Kaha: Ab Kafi Theek Ho, Baqi Biwi Se Lgwa Lena. Agle Din Preeto Marham Lgane Lagi To Usne Ek Haath Santa Ke Kandhe Pr Rakha, Aur Dusre Se Marham Lgane Lagi To Santa Ne Pucha: Tera Ek Haath Kandhe Pr Hai Dusra Kaha Hai? Preeto: "Us Se Marham Lga Rahi Hun. Santa Chonk Kr Bola: "Oh, Hakim Ki Behan Ka Thullu, Uske To Dono Haath Mere Kandhe Pr Hote The.!! :D
    • 9 years ago



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