संता को अपना कुत्ता बेचना था. बंता उसे खरीदने वाला था.
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बंता - क्या यह कुत्ता वफादार है?
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संता - हां जी, मै इसको तिन बार पहले भी बेच चूका हू, ये इतना वफादार है की हर बार मेरे पास वापिस आ जाता है.
Santa Ki Shaadi Ke Liye Ladki Ke Baap Ne Santa Se Puchha.
Baap: “Akal Badi Ya Bhains?”
Santa Ne Bohat Der Sochha Aur Phir Jawab Diya.
Santa: “Tumne Mujhe Paagal Samjha Hai?, Date Of Birth To Batayi Hi Nahi“
Santa: banta bhai aj hum log tab tak piyenge jab tak samne vale ped 3 ke 6 nahi dikhte??
Waiter: bus karo salo smne 1 hi ped hai..ab kya pura jungle banaoge..
1 admi santa k beta se puchta h.
Beta papa ghar me h?
Santa ka beta sprite pite hue bola,
Uncle sidha bolo mummy se milna h.
Sprite sidhi baat no bakwas.
Police: Jis car ne thoka, uska colorand No. yad h?
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Santa: Wo to yad nhi hai, lekinchalane wali
Madam k kurti k 2 buttn khulethe,ye pakka yad hai..!!
Santa Singh was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
He replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”
The officer then asked, “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?”
The man replied, “Sir, that would be my wife.”
Santa Was Driving Car Very Fast,
Traffic Police Caught Him..
Santa: Sir, I Am Learning Driving..
Police: Without Teacher.?
Santa: Ya, Its Correspondence Course!
Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein!
Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein!
Ek Officer Ne Jab Apni Girlfriend Ko Kamre Mein Aate Dekha, To Bahut Hi Sakhat Lehaje Mein Apni, . Khubsurat Steno Se Bola – “Agar Office Mein Chair Table Ki Kami H To, Iska Matlab Ye Nahi H Ki Tum Meri Goad Mein Cha Dkar Baith Jao” :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
Santa Har Sunday Ko Holi Kehleta Tha.
Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ne Santa Se Pucha,
Tum Har Sunday Ko Holi Kyun Khelte Ho?
Santa - Maine Kahin Padha Tha Ki,
"Sunday Is A Holi Day"
Santa : Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory Card Hai Kya?
Santa : Sochne Ke Baad
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Nahi Memory Card Nahi Hai,
RASHAN CARD Chalega?
By - Yogi
jabardast Joke..
Bnta to Snta..;))
Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus
me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet
me jabardast gas ban gyi h..
Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha
h..
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Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue
aapne v bade smartly trick se
gane ki dhun me dhun milate
hue releas kr di..
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Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..:p
jab aap utarne lage to aapne
dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h
Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki..
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Gana to aapne Headphone par
Chalaya tha...:p:D :O :D
Santa Zebra Crossing Ke Black &
White Lines Par Baar-Baar Idhar-
Udhar Chal Raha Tha,
Aur Soch Raha Tha Ki
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Sala Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi.