Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya..
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1 Admi ne pucha:" santa, Kya Darwaza Bechnahai.. ??
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Santa:" Nhi Tala Khulwana hai.. Chabi gum ho gye hai..
Hanso mat Joke abhi aage hai..
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Admi santa se:" Agar ghar me chor ghus gayato.. ??
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Santa:" abe Andar kaise jayega darwaza to humare paas hai.. Hahaha ....
Santa:-Ek Bus Ke Piche Teji Se Baag Raha Tha Aakhir Mein Usne Bus Pakad Hi Li.
Vo Driver Ke Pass Gaya Or Usko Bola – “Ye Bus Teri Ma Lagti Hai?”
Driver Bola: “Nahi”
Santa: “Behan Lagdi Hai?”
Driver: “Nahi”
Santa: “ Biwi?”
Driver: “Nahi”
Santa: “To Saale Fir Chadne Kyu Nahi Deta.“
‚ New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚
Santa Date pe Gya,
After dinner Ahista se bola
Main kuch kehna chahta hu ,tm Naraz to nhi hogi?
Girl shrma k-Nhi ap Kaho na
Santa-Bill adha-2 kr le.
Banta:" What Is Difference Between
COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop..???
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Santa:" COFFEE Shop Is The Starting
Point Of LOVE..
&
WINE Shop Is Ending Or Last Point
Of LOVE..:p :O :D
पप्पू:-यार ! मैं जो भी काम शुरू करता हूं मेरी बीवी बीच में आ जाती है । संता:-तू ट्रक:truck: चला कर देख, शायद किस्मत साथ दे दे | :smiley::smiley::smiley:
संता किसी लड़की के घर रिश्ता लेकर गया।
लड़की के मां-बाप बोले – “हमारी बेटी तो अभी पढ़ाई कर रही है।”
संता बोला – “कोई बात नहीं जी, हमएक घंटे बाद आ जाएंगे।”
Ek Middle School Ke Student Ko Teacher Ne
Class Mein Jhadu Lagane Ko Kaha- To Ye Kehkar Inkaar
Kar Diya Ki Wo Uska Kaam Nahi H.
Teacher: Mahatma Gandhi Jhadu Lagate The. Letrin Saaf Karte Tha.
Tum Apne Aap Ko Unse Se Bhi Badhkar Samjhate Ho.
Abhi Kya Pata: Vidharthi Badhe Garav Se Bola- Ye To Waqt Btayega.
Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi.
Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha.
Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai. :-)
Santa ki loutri lagi aur
Woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se
bola...
Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to
tum kya karogi.
Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chhod
dhungi.
Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal
yaha se.