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  • संता: मैंने पिछले 20 सालों में एक बात नोट की है. बंता: वह क्या? संता: यार ये रेलवे फाटक जब भी बंद होता है, ट्रेन जरूर आती है.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Din SANTA Ne Bahut Sundar Ladki Dekhi Aur Socha. Bahut Socha . Kiya Socha? . . Kaash Ye Meri Mummy Hoti To Me Bhi Sundar Hota..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Oye! What are you? Banta: Recording this baby’s voice. Santa: Why? Banta: When he grows up. ” ” ” I shall ask him what he meant by this.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Yaar, Bahut Raat Ho Gayi Hai Aaj Raat Ko Yahi Ruk Ja, Kal Subah Chale Jana Banta- Thik Hai Yaar, Phir Me Ghar Se Night Dress Le Aata Hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Sh@d! Kab Hoti H@! ?? Banta: Jab $amy@ @nukul N@ Ho,  Rahu, Ketu Or $@n! K! D@$ha Khr@b Ho, Jab A@p K@ M@ngal K@mzor Ho,  Aur H@an Bh@gwan Ne Bhi A@p Ke, M@ze Lene K! Th@n L! Ho, U$h $amya Sh@d! Ho J@t! H@!..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta-Duniya Me Sabse Dukhi Aadmi Kaun Hai? Santa: Bechare Rikshaw Wale. Banta:Q Santa:Qki Ladki Kuwari Ho Ya Married "Bhaiyya"Hi Bulati Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Plz samjne ki kosish karo mujhe Tang na karo Rat ko tumari wajh se nind nhi ayi Mat khelo mri life se SANTA ne hath jodkar machar se kaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola? To Santa rote hue bola: Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bar Santa Ka Interview Tha To Us Pucha Gaya K Duniya Ki Eaisi Konsi Wife H Jisko Ye Pata Hota H K Uska Husband Kaha H To Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag Lagaya Aur Bola Vidhva Aurat. by nadeem
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha! Wife Romantic Hokar: Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya? Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola: Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!! By -nripendebnath
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santo Badi Pareshan Thi Jo Aata Tha Bache Usse Itrake Kehte The,
    Hum Minister Ke Bache H. To Santo Ne Unhe Samjhaya Aisa Mat Kaha Karo.
    Buri Baat H.
    Dusre Din Minister Ka Ek Dost Ghar Aaya: Bacho Se Laad Karte,
    Hue Unhone Pucha Kya Tum Minister Shahb Ke Bete Ho.?
    Ek Jhat Se Bola: Ji Hum To Yahi Samjate H Lekin Kal Hi Maa Ne Mana Kar Diya,
    Ki Hum Minister Sahab Ke Bache Nahi H,
    :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi. Lekin Job Ke Pehle Din Hi Use Bohat Gaaliyan Padi Aur Dhakke Dekar Job Se Nikal Diya Gaya Kyu Ki Usne Apne Office Mein Pehli Call Kuch Is Tarha Se Attend Kari Thi. Santa With First Caller: “How Can I Help You Sir?” First Caller: “Mera Vodaphone Ka Sim Dhang Se Kaam Nahi Kar Raha.” Santa: “Abe To Airtel Ka Lele Na“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Me bada hokar Air Force me jaunga. Mom: Mujhe kaise pata chalega k ye mere bete ka plane h? Santa:Me guzarte waqt ghar pe BOMB phek dunga
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa office ja raha tha, Patni pyaar se boli:- See u in the evening. Santa gusse se:- Dhamki kise de rahi h, main bhi tujhe dekh loonga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa 2 Banta: Yeh Doctor Log Operation Karne Se Pehle Patient Ko Behosh Kyun Karte Hai? Banta: Kahin Patient Khud Operation Karna Seekh Na Le Is Liye……
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Oye!what R U doing? Banta-Recording this baby’s voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this.
    • 10 years ago



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