Santa English K Paper Me Fail Ho Gaya Translation Ki Wajah Se..
1.main Ek Aam Aadmi Hoon. - I M A Mango Man.
2.mujhe English Aati Hai. ... English Comes To Me.
3.mera Taluq Haripur Hazara Se Hai. I Blong 2 Greenpur Thousanda.
4.sadak Par Goliyan Chal Rahi Hai. Tablets Are Walking On The Road.
:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::
SaNTA Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud or 1 Murge Ko Khila Raha Tha
BaNTA-Ye Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
SANTA- Hum Khaandani Log He Roz Roti Chickn K Saath Khate he
Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko
Lekar Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech Behas
Ho Rahi Thi.
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Banta: “ Main Itna Kanjoos Hoon Ke
Apne Honeymoon ParAkela Hi Chala
Gaya Aur Apne Paise Bachaye.. :D
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Santa: “ Arrey Ye Bhi Koi Kanjoosi Hui,
Meri Sun, Maine Apni Biwi Ko Apne
Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya Aur Poore Paise
Bachaye...
Santa Banta Se,
Santa: Mere Teen Bete Engineer
Ban Gye Magr Ek Beta Daku Ban Gya,
Banta: To Use Ghar Se Nikaal Do,
Santa: Yehi To Problam Hai
Kamakar To Whi Laa Rha Hai..!
ek din santa nokia ka badi screen vala phone lekar aaya banta bolta hai bhai itna bada phone kyo lekar aaya hai santa bolta hai mujhe un do logo ko dekhana hai jo hath milate hai..
संता को अपना कुत्ता बेचना था. बंता उसे खरीदने वाला था.
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बंता - क्या यह कुत्ता वफादार है?
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संता - हां जी, मै इसको तिन बार पहले भी बेच चूका हू, ये इतना वफादार है की हर बार मेरे पास वापिस आ जाता है.
santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Santa bola: Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.
SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU
LAUGHING ?
BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM
VERY HAPPY .
SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ?
BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING .
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Santa ne ~ F A M O U S ~ T A T T O O ~ S H O P ~ me Girlfriend ka naam apne haath par likhwaya
"Latest Tattoo Designs" me.
Ghar aane ke baad jor jor se rone laga,
Banta: kyun rorahe ho?
Santa: Abey, Girlfriend ki spelling galat ho gaye.