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  • Santa: Banta Bhai Aj Hum Log Tab Tak Piyenge Jab Tak Samne Vale Ped 3 Ke 6 Nahi Dikhte?? Waiter: Bus Karo Salo Smne 1 Hi Ped Hai..ab Kya Pura Jungle Banaoge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl to Santa tumhare bina mera Zee nahi lagta.. Santa: ZEE nahi lagta toh, SONY Ya STAR PLUS laga le..!! Ye ladkiya bhi na..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa dials a number a girl receives tha call. Santa: who r u...? Girl: seeta here. Santa: sorry madam.. Maine to chandigrh phone kiya tha galte se ayodhya lag gya!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baccha Rote Hue Police Min Complain Likhwane Ke Liye Gaya. Police Wala: Kya Hua. Bacha: Meri Mummy Kho Gayi H. Police: Koi Baat Nahi Beta Ro Mat Chalo Apni Mummy Ke Pehchan Btao Bacha: Jo Unke Sath Ladka H Wo Mere Jaisa H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Ek Road Accident Ke Jurm Me Girftar Kar Liya Jata Hai, Judge: Ye Acident Ki Gatna Kaise Ghati.? Santa: Sir Main Kuch Nahi Janta, Main To So Raha Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U Ab Tum Muje Bolo Girl:Me Abi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai H
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.. . . . . Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ?? . . . . . . . . . Santa:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi...:( :p :O :/
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi. Lekin Job Ke Pehle Din Hi Use Bohat Gaaliyan Padi Aur Dhakke Dekar Job Se Nikal Diya Gaya Kyu Ki Usne Apne Office Mein Pehli Call Kuch Is Tarha Se Attend Kari Thi. Santa With First Caller: “How Can I Help You Sir?” First Caller: “Mera Vodaphone Ka Sim Dhang Se Kaam Nahi Kar Raha.” Santa: “Abe To Airtel Ka Lele Na“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa looking at air hostess’s name plate above her left bo*b.. KOMAL! With lots of confusion, he asked her.. “Doosra waala KADAK hai kya”?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta: Yaar, Sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi kya karu! Santa: “Message sending fail” likh ke bhej de.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk… ? Santa: It’s Too Dangerous To Drive On Street Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi. Doctor Bola: “ Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai ” Biwi: “ Hey Bhagwan… Doctor Sahab, Ek Phone Kar Loon? ” Doctor: “ Kyun ? ” Biwi: “ Unko Batana Hai Ke Potty Unke Tiffin Mein Chali GayiHai “
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-bike se ja raha tha, raste me ladki dekhi to gir gaya, ladki-oh my god lagi to nahi? Santa- nahi soniye, me to aise hi bike se utarta hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Sham Ko Ghar aaya aur Sochne Laga Ki aaj Kya Khas Karna Tha Sochta Raha Sochta Raha - Bahut Socha Raat Ke 3 Baje Yaad aaya Ki aaj Jaldi Sona Tha Waris ali*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Train Me Neend Nahi Aayi Upar Ki Seat Thi Bahut Garmi Thi . Banta: Toh Exchange Karna Tha Na . Santa: Kisse Karta? Niche Seat Pe Koi Tha Hi Nahi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi: Jo Aadmi Roj Raat Ko Sharab Peekar Aata H,
    Uske Liye Mere Maan Mein Bilkul Bhi Hamdardi Nahi H.
    Pati: Jise Roj Sharab Pine Ko Milti Ho,
    Use Kisi Ki Hamdardi Ki Jarurat Nahi Hoti.
    :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता (बंता से)- आज पार्टी किस खुशी में? बंता (संता से)- मेरा स्कूटर खो गया है। संता- तो.. बंता- शुक्र मानो मैं उस पर नही बैठा था वरना मैं भी गुम हो जाता।
    • 10 years ago



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