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  • Santa Banta Ko Thappad Mara Banta-Ye Tune Mazak Me Maara Ya Seriously Santa-Seriously Banta-Fir Thik Hai,Muze Mazak Bilkul Pasand Nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa in bmw at Petrol Pump:"5 Rupaiye Ka petrol daal do." . . . . . . Pump wala (gusse me):"Itna sara petrol dalwa ke kahaan jana hai?" ;> . . . .. . . . . . Santa: "Jaana kahi nahi hai pagle, Hum to aise hi paise udaate
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha, uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata h.... Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h... Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat. Banta: nahi chupai yar... Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h... Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h. Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hi li to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Yaar, Bahut Raat Ho Gayi Hai Aaj Raat Ko Yahi Ruk Ja, Kal Subah Chale Jana Banta- Thik Hai Yaar, Phir Me Ghar Se Night Dress Le Aata Hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता अपने पिता के सामने सिगरेट पी रहा था, लोगों ने कहा कि आप अपने पिता के सामने सिगरेट पी रहे हो? संता- वो मेरे पिता हैं, कोई पेट्रोल पम्प नहीं..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li, Loan nahi chuka paya to bank wale car utha kar le gaye, . . Udas santa- . . . . . . . . . . pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan leke karta...!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:- Nevi Me Job Nikali Hai karoge, Banta:- Ha-Ha Jarur Kaam Kya Karna Hai. Banta:- Jab Jahaj Bich Samandar Me Ruk Jaye To Tumhe Piche Se Dhakka Lagana Hoga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • After returning back from a foreign trip, santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa- Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Tu Mirror ke samne baith kar kyun padhta hai? . . . . . . Banta- Iske 3 fayde hain. . . 1. Sath me revision ho jata hai. . . 2. Khud pe nazar bhi rehti hai. . . . 3. Padhne ke liye company mil JAti.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ke bete ka acident ho gaya Dr: Aapke bete k pair katne padenge.. Santa ne apna sir pakda. Dr: Kya hua Santa: Kal hi nalayak ko chapal dilai thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Admi Khade-khade Chaabi Se Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha Santa Use Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola- Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe To Dhakka Lagau.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Tum Bike Itni Fast Kyun Chala Rahe Ho? Banta: Ye Khat Urgent Pohchana He Santa: Kaha? Banta: Addres Padhne Ka Time Nahi Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ke tapasya se bhagwan khush hoker bole VAR MAANGO VATS Santa-PRABHU,aap jaisa soch rahe hai mai vaisa nahi hu . Mujhe Vadhu chahiye
    • 10 years ago



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  • :§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§:: Santa: maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha DUKANDAR: to kya usme koi kharabi nikli Santa:mahina ho gya muje khet me boye ab tak murgi nhi ugi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-bike se ja raha tha, raste me ladki dekhi to gir gaya, ladki-oh my god lagi to nahi? Santa- nahi soniye, me to aise hi bike se utarta hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ShAAdI Me JooTa ChUpaI Ke TiMe DuLhE Ki 1sT SaaLi BoLi :- MeIn ToH 1100 LuNgI. . . 2nd SaaLi :- MeIn ToH 2100 LuNgI. . . . PicHe Se . . SaNtA BoLa :- 2310 LeLo UsMe BlUeTooTh Or FM BhI He.
    • 10 years ago



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