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  • Santa-Oye!what R U doing? Banta-Recording this baby’s voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this.
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बार संता एक पार्टी में गया। पार्टी में उसकी निगाह एक सुन्दर सी लड़की पर टिक गयी तो वह उसे बड़े गौर से देखने लगा। जब काफी देर तक उसने लड़की को ताड़ना बंद नहीं किया तो लड़की उसके पास आई और उस से बोली," क्या आप मेरे चेहरे से एक चीज़ हटा सकते हैं?" संता ख़ुशी से," ओह जी क्यों नहीं आप तो बस हुकुम करो क्या हटाना है।" लड़की: अपनी कुत्ते जैसी नज़र।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bus Mein Ticket Rate The 50,70,100. Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha Jab Sab Seat Ek Si H To Fir Farq Ku. Conductor Bola Raste Mein Pata Chalega. Uss Aadmi Ne 50 Wala Ticket Le Liya. Bus Chali Or Aadhe Raste Mein Khrabh Ho Gayi. Tab Conductor Bola. 100 Rs Ticket Wale Baithe Raho 70 Wale Niche Utar Kar Khade Ho Jao. Or 5 Wale Jab Tak Bus Start Nahi Ho Jati Dhakka Lagate Raho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa And Banta Jungle Mein, Samne Aaya Sher… Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Mitti Phenki, Aur Bhaagne Lagaa Aur Santa Ko Bhi Bhaagne Ko Kahaa. Santa : Main Kyu Bhagu, Mitti To Tune Phenki Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha Khudkushi Paap hai Zulm hai Gunah hai Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko Goli maarle!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa English k paper me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se.. 1.Main ek aam aadmi hoon. - I m a mango man. 2.Mujhe English aati hai. ... English comes to me. 3.Mera taluq Haripur hazara se hai. I blong 2 greenpur thousanda. 4.Sadak par goliyan chal rahi hai. tablets r walking on d road.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga.. Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho? Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the. Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga.. Biwi: ab kya hua… Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha… Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di. Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya. Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya? Santa: Nahi pakk gaya..!! isliye gir gaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ghar Mein Kaam Kar Rahe Bijli Wale Ko.
    Mein Tumhe Pehle Samjha Rahi Hu.
    Ek Ghante Mein Mera Pati Ghar Aa Jayega.
    Lekin Madam: Mein To Kuch Bhi Nahi Kar Raha Hu, Aadmi Ghabrakar Bola.
    Esliye To Tumhe Bata Rai Ho.
    :heart::heart::heartpulse::heart::heart:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai? Salesman : 1 Lakh Rs. Santa: Why Anything Special? Salesman : Light Chali Gayi To Automatic Off Ho Jayega. Santa : Oh, Pack It.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta:To isme prob kya hai? Santa:Pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Kya Hua" Ye Mitti Kyu Khod Raha Hai ? Santa: Dadi Ji Ne Bola Maine Unka Naam Mitti Mein Mila Diya, Wohi Dhund Raha Hoon Waris ali*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta Bhaaga-Bhaaga Santa Ke Ghar Aaya Aur Khushi Se Bola. Banta: “Oye Santa, Aaj TV Pe Rakhi Sawant, Apne 38-Inch Ke Balls Dikhane Wali Hai” Santa Udaas Hokar Bola: “Achha, Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga” Banta: “Kyu?” Santa: “Mera TV To Sirf 21-Inch Ka Hai?“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 BAAR SANTA LAMBI LAMBI SANSE LE RAHA THA? TO..? KYA WO SANSE BHI NA LE. HAR BAAT ME JOKE CHAHIYE ? 1 KAAM KARO JAAN LE LO SANTA KI.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa or Banta chess khel rahe the, Santa : Aab bus hua. hum khel band karte hain. Banta: thik hain, waise bhi tumhara ghoda, aur mera hathi hi bacha hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता साइकिल पर बाजार जा रहा था।रास्ते में उसने एक लड़की को टक्कर मार दी। लड़की चिल्लाई – घण्टी नहीं मार सकता था क्या ……. ? संता रुआंसा होकर बोला – पूरी साइकिल तो मार दी, अब घण्टी क्या अलग से मारूं ….?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Police k interview Par Interviewer-Bhiid ko Titar Bitar Karne k Liye Kya Karna Chahiye ? Santa-Chanda Mangna Shuru Kar Dena Chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



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