Daku bank lutne gaye..
gun ghar me bhul gaye
fir bhi bank lut lia
kaise?
bank manager santa tha, bola:
koi baat nai i trust u,
gun muje kal dikha dena.
Santa Zebra Crossing Ke Black &
White Lines Par Baar-Baar Idhar-
Udhar Chal Raha Tha,
Aur Soch Raha Tha Ki
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Sala Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi.
Daku Bank Lutne Gaye.. Gun Ghar Me He Bhul Gaye Fir Bhi Bank Lut Lia Kaise? Bank Manager Santa Tha, Bola: Koi Baat Nai I Trust U, Gun Muje Kal Dikha Dena.
Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata h....
Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h...
Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat.
Banta: nahi chupai yar...
Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h...
Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h.
Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hi li to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h...
Santa: Yaar Banta Kon Se Cast Ke
Log Desh Ke Acche Nagrik Hote Hai ?
Banta: Yaar Baniye...
Santa: Wo Kaise...?
Banta: Yaar Har Jagha Likha Hota
Hai Desh Ke Acche Nagrik Baniye!
Snta:- Ye Thums Up Walo Ne Paresaan Kr Rkhhaa H..,,
Bnta:- Q..???
Snta:- Yar BV Roz Raat Ko Thodi Si Pila K Zid Krti
H CHALO AAJ KUCH TUFAANI KRTE H...
Ek bar santa banta se.Yar ham 2no ke bich koun sa rishta hai.To banta bolo yar jaise ki besan our pakode ka.to santa bola kaise.to banta bola ki besan santa hai.tabi to pakoda banta hai.
Santa:Aj Mene Apni Bv Ko Watchman K Sath Movie Jate Hue Dekha.
Banta:To Tum Unke Piche Nhi Gye?
Santa:Nhi Yar,
Darsal Wo Movie Mene Pahle Hi Dekhi Hui Thi.
Santa 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane K
Baad Bola: Bhaiya Thodi
Cheeni Dio..
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Dukandar: Cheeni Kyu..???
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Santa: Soch Raha Hu,
Khane K Baad Kuch Mitha Ho Jay.
Pappu