Patni Ke Marne Ke Baad Uske Chita:fire: Ke Pass Akela Baitha Tha, Tabhi Tej Aandhi:cloud_tornado: Ke Sath Bearish :cloud_rain:Hone Lagi, Pati Ne Uthkar Khidki Band Kar Li Tabhi Bijli:thunder_cloud_rain: Kadakne Ki Awaaj Aayi, Pati Ne Khidki Khoil Or Aasman Ke Taraf Dektehe Hue. . Lagta H Upar Pachuch Gayi. :smiley::smiley:
Ek Teacher Ko Susu Ke Naam Se Sakht Nafrat Thi.
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Teacher Ne Students Se Kaha
Jab Susu Aaye To
Bolna :- Aap Aaya Hai.
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Ek Din Santa singh Ko POTTY AaRahi Thi
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Wo Buri Buri Shakle Bana Raha Tha
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Teacher :- Aap Aaya Hai ?
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Santa:- Nahi,
Aap Ka Baap Aaya Hai.
Police: Car Gas Par Hai
Santa: Nahi Sir
Police: Petrol Par
Santa: Nahi Sir
Police: Diesel Par
Santa: Nahi Sir
Police: Phir Kis Par Hai
Santa: Installment Par Hai.
Bhikari: Kuch Khane Ko Dedo.
Santa - Tamatar Khao
Bikari - Roti Dedo
Santa - Tamatar Khao
Bikari -Lao Tamatar Hi Do
Santa Ki Mummy - Ye Totla Hai,keh Raha Hai,
Kamakar Khao.
Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li,
Loan nahi chuka paya to
bank wale car utha kar le gaye,
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Udas santa-
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pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan leke
karta...!!
Preeto Santa Se Puchti Hai
Preeto: “Kitna Pyar Karte Ho Mujhe?”
Santa: “Shahjhan Jitna”
Preeto: “Sachii, Mere Marne Ke Baad Taj Mahal Bnaoge?”
Santa: “Main Plot Bhi Le Chuka Hoon Pagli, Der To Tu Kar Rahi Hai“
santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Santa bola: Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.
Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
after 1 hour
Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai
Doctor: Kya khaya tha?
Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit
santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr dial kr
rha tha banta- ye tum kya kr rahe ho?
yar me dekh raha hu gandhi ji to
chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas
hai
Like:
Santa to Banta :-
Agr tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya h. toh
tokri k aadhe Ande tere..Aur ye bhi bata de ki
Ande Kitne h...
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to 10 k 10 tere.... Aur
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agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske h...
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to Murgi bhi teri....
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Banta :- Abey koi HINT TO De
Lo karlo bat
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, theres nothing down here
Send As Email.
Santa goes to buy a underwear.
On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.