Santa Banta Jokes

Friend 2 santa Muje apni ring de do main ring ko dekh k tumhay yaad karuga snta: Tm ye soch k muje yaad kr lena k mene ring mangi thi or usne nhi di.

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Santa: That girl is deaf Banta: How do you know? Santa: I said I love her, she said her chapels are new.

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Santa joins car driving school Banta: tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai? kuch aata hai kya ? Santa: haan.. ab horn badi ache se bajata hu

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Girl: Suna h is ghar me bhoot- pret rhte h? Santa: Pata ni, me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi Aayi.

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Santa Shaadi Mein Khana Khane Gaya Par Samane Salad Ka Counter Dekh Kar Wapis Aa Gaya Baahar Aakar Bola O Banta, Abhi To Sabzi Hi Kat Rahi He

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Santa: I Lost Rs 1000 In A Bet.. Banta: How..? Santa: On Cricket Match I Bet Rs 500 And Lost.. Banta: Where Did The Rest Go.? Santa: I Bet On The Highlight Too!

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Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho Tum?? . . Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho? . . . Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun. . . . Santa :- Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha. Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab Laptop Aur LCD Ka Zamana Hai.

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Santa Har Sunday Ko Holi Kehleta Tha. Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ne Santa Se Pucha, Tum Har Sunday Ko Holi Kyun Khelte Ho? Santa - Maine Kahin Padha Tha Ki, "Sunday Is A Holi Day"

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History Teacher: "Name some famous Indians who struggled against the British ?" Santa: "Tendulkar,Dravid,Laxman,Sehwag,Dhoni, Raina..." !!!

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Santa Banta Ko Thappad Mara Banta-Ye Tune Mazak Me Maara Ya Seriously Santa-Seriously Banta-Fir Thik Hai,Muze Mazak Bilkul Pasand Nahi

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Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko Lekar Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech Behas Ho Rahi Thi. . . . . Banta: “ Main Itna Kanjoos Hoon Ke Apne Honeymoon ParAkela Hi Chala Gaya Aur Apne Paise Bachaye.. :D . . . . . Santa: “ Arrey Ye Bhi Koi Kanjoosi Hui, Meri Sun, Maine Apni Biwi Ko Apne Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya Aur Poore Paise Bachaye...

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Santa: Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When Banta asked what he was doing.. He replied..Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

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Santa bakri charavto to. Banta – aa bakari o ne kya lai jay 6? S– School lai jav 6u. B– Mane pagal smjyo 6 k su.?aje to Sunday 6.

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Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya, par fir bhi muje kutch nahi hua. Banta: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi... Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya, me fir bhi bach gaya.

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Santa ne ek ladki se "I Love you" kaha..... Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola? . . To Santa rote huye bola: . Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?

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Santa:Yaar, Meri Watch Kho Gai ~Banta:Chalti Thi Kya ~Santa:Haa Yaar,Chalti Thi ~Banta:Tension Mat Le, Jarur Chal Kar Kahi Gai Hogi...

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संता: यार तेरी लाइफ में कोई लड़की क्यूं नहीं आती? बंता(शायराना अंदाज में): जिंदगी हमारी यूं सितम हो गई, खुशी ना जानें कहां दफन हो गई, बहुत लिखी खुदा ने लोगों की तकदीर में मोहब्बत, जब हमारी बारी आई तो स्याही खत्म हो गई.

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Salesman:This computer will cut your workload by 50%. Santa:That is great, I will take two of them

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अगर आपकी बीवी को भूत पकड़ ले, तो आप क्या करोगे..? :disappointed_relieved:
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Santa:- मैंने क्या करना है ?:smirk:... .. गलती भूत की है, खुद भुगतेगा.:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Santa Abhi Tak Yahi Soch ke Pareshan Hai Ki, Jab Anna Hajare Ne 13 Din Tak, Kuch Khaya Hi Nahi, To Fir Wo "BILL" Kis Baat Ka Maang Raha Hai....?

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