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  • Ambani V/s Santa
    This Is Ultimate
    Ambani: Agar Main Subah Se Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Apni Aadhi Property Bhi Nahi Dekh Sakta..
    Santa: Hamare Paas Bhi Aisi Khatara Car Thi… Humne To Bech Di..
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    • 10 years ago



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  • संता (बंता से)- पत्‍‌नी और हेलमेट में क्या समानता है? बंता- दोनो सिर के बोझ है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa – gai kale me macchar ne ullu banavya Banta – e kvi rite? . Santa – me bedroom ma machhardani nakhi ane hall ma sui gyo..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota? Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar, Hume Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta.
    • 10 years ago



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  • :: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi :: Santa- tumne itne chhote-Chhote baal Q katwaye? Banta- naai ke paas 3 rupye khulle nahin the, to main bola 3 rupay ke aur kaat de.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • :: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi :: Santa2Banta: SANTA- maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !! Banta: Wo Kya? Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Went To Banta’s Home For Breakfast . Banta: Tuje Anda Bana Dun?? . . . Santa: Nahin, Mein Insaan Hi Thik Hun…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher- itne din se kaha they. santa-sir birdflu tha. Teacher- ye bimaari to birds me hoti hai. Sta- saale tune insan hi kab samjha roz to murga bana deta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Kisi Ladki Ke Ghar Rista Le Kar Gaya Ladki Ke Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti Abhi Padh Rahi H. Santa: Koi Baat Nahi Hum 1 Ghante Baad Aa Jayenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Salesman-Which Soap U Use? Santa-BABA'S Soap, BABA'S Paste, BABA'S Brush. Salsman-Is BABA'S A INTRNATIONAL Company? Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to.. Engineering College ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi Banta:Pir hath chod dena, To Medical College ki bhi dikh jayegi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Har Sunday Ko Holi Kehleta Tha. Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ne Santa Se Pucha, Tum Har Sunday Ko Holi Kyun Khelte Ho? Santa - Maine Kahin Padha Tha Ki, "Sunday Is A Holi Day"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya".. Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8.. Agle din kendi 6+2=8.. fir kendi 4+4=8 ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mujhe kya padheygi..:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:Tum Mere Sapno Me Khwabo Me Jazbaato Me Rahte Ho..! SANTA: Tumko kisi Ne Bewakuf Bnaya Hai bahen, Mai to"GHAR"Me Rahta Hu...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Daru ki vajah se Barbad Sharabi engineer ne Kasam li aur ghar se Daru ki khali bottles fekne laga 1st fekte bola- Teri vajah seMeri Naukri gayi 2nd fekte bola- Teri vajah se Mera Ghar bika 3rd fekte bola- Teri vajah se Meri Biwi chali gayi 4th uthai to vo bhari hui nikli toh bola- Tu Side me hoja pagli, Tu to bekasur hai...;-) Ek Like toh banta boss
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता: मैंने पिछले 20 सालों में एक बात नोट की है. बंता: वह क्या? संता: यार ये रेलवे फाटक जब भी बंद होता है, ट्रेन जरूर आती है.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ek din school se ghar ja rha tha, raste me use ek 500 ko not mila ,usne not utha kr socha ese ghar le jane se achha hai mai ese yahi chhupa deta hu mere kl ke kharch ke kam aayega usne 5oo ke not ko ek ped ke niche jamin me khod kr gda diya or ek bord bnd kr usme likha"maine yaha paise nhi chhupaya hai"
    • 10 years ago



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