Santa Banta Jokes

SANTA: Rasgulle hai? DUKANDAAR: Nahi SANTA: Dekh lunga DUKANDAAR (Gusse me): Kya dekh loge? SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!

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Santa:Bhai jaldi se do gulab jamun de, . Avi ladai hone wala hain. . Dukandar: ye lo. . . . . Woh dono khane k baad . Santa: Bhai,aur do de yar, . . Ladai shuru hone se pehle kha leta hoon. . . Dukandar: yar kab se ladai ki baat kar raha hain, . Kis ki ladai hone wala hain bol toh zara. . . . . Santa: Pehle kha lene de. . . Khane k baad . . . . . . . Avi ladai start hogi, . . Dekh maine kha toh liya, magar mere paas paisa ni hain. :P

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Santa Doodh wale ki Shop pe jata hai, Aur kahta hai. Santa;TUmhari shop ka Doodh Kharav hai, Saravat mai Dala Fat gya Doodh Wale ne Hairani se Poocha; Konse Sarvat main dala Tha? Santa;Nimboo Pani Main.

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Santa: Muje 1 Bat Batao "Automatically" Ka Matalb Kya Hota He..? Banta: Tume Etana Bhi Nathi Pata??? Santa: Nahi!!! Banta: Jab Koi Ganji Orat Rikhsa Me Bethi Ho To Use "AUTO-ME-TIKALI"

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Santa:- ab bukhar ka kya haal hai? . Banta:-bukhar to toot gaya, per kamar me dard hai. . Santa:-ghabrayo mat bhagwan kare, vo bhi jald hi toot jaye.

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Santa- Yaar, Bahut Raat Ho Gayi Hai Aaj Raat Ko Yahi Ruk Ja, Kal Subah Chale Jana Banta- Thik Hai Yaar, Phir Me Ghar Se Night Dress Le Aata Hu

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Lady Dr- Tm roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kr aurato ko kyu ghurte ho? Santa- Ji aap hi ne bahar likha ha-Aurato ko dekhne ka time 9-12!

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संता- बचपन में मां की बात सुनी होती तो आज ये दिन न देखने पड़ते ! बंता- क्या कहती थी मां? संता – जब बात ही नहीं सुनी तो मुझे क्या पता, क्या कहती थी!!!

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Santa Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi. Doctor Bola: “ Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai ” Biwi: “ Hey Bhagwan… Doctor Sahab, Ek Phone Kar Loon? ” Doctor: “ Kyun ? ” Biwi: “ Unko Batana Hai Ke Potty Unke Tiffin Mein Chali GayiHai “

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संता- ये नया मोबाइल कब लिया? बंता- लिया नहीं.. गर्लफ्रेंड का उठाया है। संता- क्यों? बंता- वो रोज कहती है कि तुम मेरा फोन नही उठाते.. आज मौका देखकर उठा लिया।

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Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya.. Banta: Kitne Run Banaye? Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya. Banta: Shit Yaar so close!

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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? . . . . . . . O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

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Santa Ws Getting Bitten By Mosquitoes D Whole Night.
He Got Irritated… Drank Poison Said, “ab Kato Salo, Sb Maroge!”

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Santa Watching Star TV Break me advertise aya ‘aap dekh rahe he’ Star TV Santa bola: in tv walo ko kese pata chala k me Star TV dekh Rha Hu

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Golu or Molu Bahut Achhe Dost Thhe Par Achanak Ek Hi Din Dono Mar Jate Hai Aur Ikathe Narak Mein Pahunchte Hai. Golu Ne Molu Ko Dekha Aur Hairan Hote Hue Pucha. Golu: ��Abe Tu Kaise Mara?�� Molu: ��Thand Se, Aur Tu?�� Golu: ��Mene Aatam Hatya Ki�� Molu: ��Kyu Be, Tu To Achha Bhala Tha Aur Khushi Se Jee Raha Thha?�� Golu: ��Yaar, Mujhe Laga Meri Biwi Ka Kisi Se Affair Hai, Ek Din Shaq Hone Pe Chaapa Maara Par Koi Nahi Tha, Sharm Ke Mare Maine Aatm-Hatya Kar Li�� Molu Ne Golu Ko Zor Se Thapad Mara Aur Bola. ��HARAMKHOR Agar Fridge Khol Ke Dekha Hota, To Na Tu Sharm Se Marta Aur . Na Mein Thand Se�� :-D :-D

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Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa, Last Year The Name-Plate Outside ur House Read Santa Singh B.A. This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A., Wen Did u Finish urs Masters Degree? Santa Singh: "You Don't Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Den I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again

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Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha! Wife Romantic Hokar: Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya? Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola: Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!!

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Petrol ke daam badhne ke baad Santabike leke petrol pump gaya Banta:Kitne ka petrol daalu? Santa:5-10 rupaye ka bike ke upar chidak de… Aag lagani hai

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Santa:Papa aaj meri Girlfriend ki birhday he. Use kya du..? Papa:Dekhne me kaisi hai? Santa:Mast hai.. Papa:Mera mobile number de de!

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Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole: ‘VAR MANGO VATS’ Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu.. ‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’

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