Santa: sister muje 1 bottle blood de do.
Nurse: Blood group bolo.
Santa: koi b chalega.
Nurse: kaise chalega?
Santa: Girl friend ko Love Letter likhna hai.
santa di wife t.v te matchvekh rhi c.
Santa tyar ho k romantic mood ch aa k apni wife nu bolya: m kiddan lgg rha ha.
udo hi match ch dhoni ne chkka marya te snta di wife boli: CHAAKKKKKAAAAAA....
Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko
Lekar Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech Behas
Ho Rahi Thi.
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Banta: “ Main Itna Kanjoos Hoon Ke
Apne Honeymoon ParAkela Hi Chala
Gaya Aur Apne Paise Bachaye.. :D
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Santa: “ Arrey Ye Bhi Koi Kanjoosi Hui,
Meri Sun, Maine Apni Biwi Ko Apne
Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya Aur Poore Paise
Bachaye...
Santa- God 1 kudi chahiye.
God- Muslim h to KATRINA KAIF dunga
Bania hai to YANA GUPTA
Panjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR
Bol tera naam kya hai?
Santa- Mohammed Santa Singh Agrwaal
Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Admission Form Bharne Mein Madad Kar Raha Tha, To Pappu Ne Puchha.
Pappu: “ Papa, Ye Mother Tongue Wale Box Mein Kya Likhna Hai? ”
Santa: “ Very Long Likh De Beta “
Ek Grahak Apni Plate Mein Jhankta Hua, Bola- Yeh Kya H? Mujhe To Tari Hi Tari Dikhayi De Rahi H, Isme To Meet Bilkul Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha. Waiter: Hoga Shahb Dekho To. . . Grahak: Kya Khak Hoga, Ise To Tum Mangalwar Ko Kisi Pandit Ji Ko Bhi Khilao To Unka Bhi Dharmbrasht Nahi Hoga. :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
Santa Mirror and Padayi
Santa : Tu Mirror Ke Saamne Baith kar Padhta kyun Hai...???
Banta : Is K 3 Faide Hai...
1. Sath Mein Revison Ho Jata Hai...
2. Khud Pe Nazar Rehti Hai...
3. Padhne Ke Liye Company Mil Jati Hai...
Santa ka Promotion Inspector
se DSP
ho gya, Ghar aa kar Wife ko
aise andaz se
btaya, k Wife Behosh Hogae.
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Bola:Aaj se Tu DSP k sath
Soyegi…!!! xD
Santa Ko Fasi Sunakr Juj bola Akhri Bar Kise Milna Chahoge
Santa-Bv Se
Judge-Ma bap Se Nhi
Santa-Ma-bap to Agla Jnm Hote Mil Jaege,Bv K Lie 21 saal wait krna padega
Teacher:What is the diffirence between pyar & shaadi?
Santa:very simple sir,pyar insaan ko andha bana deta hai aur shaadi insaan ki ankhen khol deti hai..!