Santa Banta Jokes

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai

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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

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Santa:Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to.. Engineering College ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi Banta:Pir hath chod dena, To Medical College ki bhi dikh jayegi

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Santa to banta- hum dono me kya rishta hai Banta- jo besan or pakode ka hai Santa-wo kese Banta-Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai

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Banta ne Gadhe par College javno Shokh. Thoda verso pa6hi banta ne ekalu jaavu padyu. Pu6ho Kem? Karan Ke, Gadha Graduate thai gayu.

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Santa Ne Cafe Mein Ek Ladki se I Love You Kaha.. . . Ladki Ne Zor Se Ek Kheench Ke Chanta Maara Aur Boli: KYAA BOLAA ??? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Santa Rote Hue Bola: Kamini Tune Jab Suna Hi Nahi To Chanta Kyo Maara????

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Dad santa:tu exam mai pas ho ya fail,mai tujhe bike jaru dilaunga... Banta: kaun si bike? Santa: Pas hua to pulsar colg jane k liye,fail hua to rajdut dudh bechne k liye...

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Santa dials a number a girl receives tha call. Santa: who r u...? Girl: seeta here. Santa: sorry madam.. Maine to chandigrh phone kiya tha galte se ayodhya lag gya!

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SANTA- APKA KUTTA TO SHER JAISA DKHTA HAI KYA KHILATE HO ISE??? . . BANTA- WO SHER HE HAI.. . . SAALA PYAR K CHAKKAR ME KUTTON JAISE HALAT BAN GAE H..

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Santa Shaadi Mein Khana Khane Gaya Par Samane Salad Ka Counter Dekh Kar Wapis Aa Gaya Baahar Aakar Bola O Banta, Abhi To Sabzi Hi Kat Rahi He

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Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.

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Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.

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Teacher to SANTA : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya…? . . . . . . . . Deadly answr given by SANTA : Sir kyuki hum to “hostel” me rahte hai…

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-:Pappu :- Kamine film dekhne ja rahe ho....@papa . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . -:Santa:- chhake ki aulad ka trailr dekhne ja raha hun @BetA

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Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai. Santa : Par Janab Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

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मार्केट में घूमते हुए संता एक खूबसूरत लड़की से टकरा गया। संता- क्या मैं आपसे थोड़ी देर बात कर सकता हूं? लड़की- पर मैं तो आपको जानती भी नहीं हूं !! संता- तो मैं कौन सा आपको जानता हूं, वो मेरी बीवी प्रीतो कहीं खो गई है। लड़की- तो इसमें मैं क्या कर सकती हूं? संता- दरअसल, जब भी मैं किसी सुंदर लड़की से बात करता हूं तो वो पता नहीं कहां से आ जाती है।

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1 wari santa di wife nu nyana hon wala sega. santa apni wife nu lai k hospital gya te utthe ja k nurse nu boleya. santa to nurse: je munda hoya ta kahi PASS, je kudi hoyi ta FAIL. Opration to bad Nurse:santa ji twadi CMPARTMNT aayi aa.

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SANTA:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya. BANTA:woh kaise? SANTA:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage kar li..

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:: Santa Banta Funny SMS :: santa: Meri billi mar gai banta: kese mari santa: Maine use nahala diya tha banta- nahalne se b kahi billi marti h banta- Maine nahalane k bad use nichod b tha

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Santa is the true music lover. A girl is singing in a bathroom while taking a bath and Santa is near the keyhole listening to her.

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