Ek bar santa bank mein paise jama karne gaya.
Officer-ye note fata hai dusra do.
Rajesh-main apne account mein jama kar raha hu; fata karu ya naya karu aapko kya matlab hai.
Teacher- Agar Duniya Ki
Sari Ladkiyo Ka Chehra
Ek Jaisa Hota To Kya Hota?
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Santa- Hona Kya Tha Sir,
Gas Cyilinder Ki Tarah
Aaj Iske Ghar,
Kal Uske Ghar ..
Santa: Raja Dashrath ki teen raniyaan thi.
Wife: Toh?
Santa: Toh main do shadiyaan aur kar sakta hoon!
Wife: Soch lo. Draupadi ke 5 pati they.
Santa: Tu bhi naa, dil pe le leti hai.
Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?"
Santa-"Chidiya Bankar."
Sir-"Admi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!"
Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapk baap lagayega!"
Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko
Lekar Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech Behas
Ho Rahi Thi.
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Banta: “ Main Itna Kanjoos Hoon Ke
Apne Honeymoon ParAkela Hi Chala
Gaya Aur Apne Paise Bachaye.. :D
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Santa: “ Arrey Ye Bhi Koi Kanjoosi Hui,
Meri Sun, Maine Apni Biwi Ko Apne
Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya Aur Poore Paise
Bachaye...
:: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi ::
Santa- tumne itne chhote-Chhote baal Q katwaye?
Banta- naai ke paas 3 rupye khulle nahin the, to main bola 3 rupay ke aur kaat de.....
Santa Radio Lekar Khet Me Potti Karne Gaya.
Banta: Aaj To Maje Se Ki Hogi?
Santa: Khak Maje Se Ki, Radio Pe Jan-
Gan-Man Aa Gaya. Khade Khade Karni Padi.
Santa: I Lost Rs 1000 In A Bet..
Banta: How..?
Santa: On Cricket Match I Bet
Rs 500 And Lost..
Banta: Where Did The Rest Go.?
Santa: I Bet On The Highlight Too!
Dimag ka Dahi wala JoKe
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santa Nepali Se - Tum American
Ho?
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Nepali- Nahi Me Nepal Ka Hu..
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santa- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho
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Nepali- Nahi Bhai Main Nepal Ka
Hu..
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santa- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho
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Nepali (Gusse Me)- Ha Me
American hu...
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santa- Lagte To Nepali Ho
Khan
Santa: tere pita ji tailor hai aur teri shirt fati hai,bade shrm ki baat hai..
Banta:Ishse bhi bade shrm ki baat yeh hai ki tere pita ji dentist hai fir bhi tera bhai bina dant k paida hua...