संता टीचर - जब बिजली कड़कती है तो चमक पहले दिखाई देती है और आवाज बाद में सुनाई देती है … क्यों ?
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बंता स्टूडेंट - क्योंकि हमारी आँखें आगे हैं और कान पीछे … !!!
Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Apne Kutte Ko Lekar Hotel Ke Ander Gaya,
Manager Bola- Iss Gadhe Ko Apne Sath Ku Laye Ho ?
Aadmi: Pagal Hue Ho Yeh Gadha Nahi Kutta H,
Manager- Chup Raho, Mein Tumse Nahi Kutte Se Baat Kar Raha Hu.
Santa Chemist Ki Shop Pe 1
Bottle Le K Gaya Aur Ek
Chamach Liquid Shopkeeper Ko
Pila K Bola: Mitha Hai Kya?
Dukandar Bola: Nahi, Kyu Kya H Ye?
Santa: Docter Ne Bola Chemist
Ki Shop Se Urine Me Sugar Check
Karwa K Aao...!
Wo Check Krane Aya Tha. :-P
Santa 5 Minute Ma Exam Paper Lakhi Bar Aavi Gayo.
Banta- Shu Thyu Na Aavdyu Ke Shu?
Santa- Na Evi Vat nathi, Mare Kal Na Paper Ni Taiyari Karvani Chhe.
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai,Apple saath laya hoon.
Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa.
Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha:
100% Soft & Silky. Tested By CHAND & SONS.
Very exiting santa
Santa: pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga
fir MA fir Phd karwaunga
fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.
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Banta: fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo
Santa Ko piles Ho Gaya.
Hakim: Marham Lagwane Roj Aana Padega.
Hakim Ne Usko 4Din Marham Lgaya Aur Kaha: Ab Kafi Theek Ho, Baqi Biwi Se Lgwa Lena.
Agle Din Preeto Marham Lgane Lagi To Usne Ek Haath Santa Ke Kandhe Pr Rakha, Aur Dusre Se Marham Lgane Lagi To Santa Ne Pucha: Tera Ek Haath Kandhe Pr Hai Dusra Kaha Hai?
Preeto: "Us Se Marham Lga Rahi Hun.
Santa Chonk Kr Bola: "Oh, Hakim Ki Behan Ka Thullu, Uske To Dono Haath Mere Kandhe Pr Hote The.!! :D