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  • Santa-dunia mein sab se dukhi aadmi koun hai ? Banta- panipuri wala ! Santa- kaise? Banta-kyuki ladki kuwari ho ya married “BHAIYA” hi bulati hai.
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  • Banta- Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai. Aur Apka? Santa- Mera Mahine Baad Hota Hai, Kyuki Mujhe Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai..
  • 10 years ago



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  • Patni Ke Marne Ke Baad Uske Chita:fire: Ke Pass Akela Baitha Tha,
    Tabhi Tej Aandhi:cloud_tornado: Ke Sath Bearish :cloud_rain:Hone Lagi,
    Pati Ne Uthkar Khidki Band Kar Li Tabhi Bijli:thunder_cloud_rain: Kadakne Ki Awaaj Aayi,
    Pati Ne Khidki Khoil Or Aasman Ke Taraf Dektehe Hue.
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    Lagta H Upar Pachuch Gayi.
    :smiley::smiley:
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  • Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman Jokes,This is my india, This is My India.
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  • Ek Teacher Ko Susu Ke Naam Se Sakht Nafrat Thi. . Teacher Ne Students Se Kaha Jab Susu Aaye To Bolna :- Aap Aaya Hai. . . Ek Din Santa singh Ko POTTY AaRahi Thi aur Wo Buri Buri Shakle Bana Raha Tha . Teacher :- Aap Aaya Hai ? . . . Santa:- Nahi, Aap Ka Baap Aaya Hai.
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  • Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala ! . . Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!? . . . . . . . . Santa:- B.C A Final Year...
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  • Police: Car Gas Par Hai Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Petrol Par Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Diesel Par Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Phir Kis Par Hai Santa: Installment Par Hai.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Bhikari: Kuch Khane Ko Dedo. Santa - Tamatar Khao Bikari - Roti Dedo Santa - Tamatar Khao Bikari -Lao Tamatar Hi Do Santa Ki Mummy - Ye Totla Hai,keh Raha Hai, Kamakar Khao.
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  • Banta Cigratte pe 2 meter pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai Banta: Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.
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  • Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li, Loan nahi chuka paya to bank wale car utha kar le gaye, . . Udas santa- . . . . . . . . . . pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan leke karta...!!
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  • Santa : School male hai ki female....? Banta : Pata nahi yaar usme ghanta bhi hota hai aur periods bhi Bhaut confusing hai...
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  • Banta: Agar Aapko Grmi Lage To, Ap Kya Krte Ho? Santa: Cooler K Samne Baith Jata Hu Banta: Phir Bhi Grmi Lage To? Santa: To Cooler On Kar Leta Hu.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Preeto Santa Se Puchti Hai Preeto: “Kitna Pyar Karte Ho Mujhe?” Santa: “Shahjhan Jitna” Preeto: “Sachii, Mere Marne Ke Baad Taj Mahal Bnaoge?” Santa: “Main Plot Bhi Le Chuka Hoon Pagli, Der To Tu Kar Rahi Hai“
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  • santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Santa bola: Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit after 1 hour Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai Doctor: Kya khaya tha? Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit
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  • SANTA at medical store: I need poison MAN:I cant sell u until u hav prescripti ?on . SaNTA showed his Wedding card . MAN: sir badi botal du ya choti.
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  • santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr dial kr rha tha banta- ye tum kya kr rahe ho? yar me dekh raha hu gandhi ji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas hai Like:
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  • Santa to Banta :- Agr tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya h. toh tokri k aadhe Ande tere..Aur ye bhi bata de ki Ande Kitne h... . to 10 k 10 tere.... Aur . agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske h... . to Murgi bhi teri.... . Banta :- Abey koi HINT TO De Lo karlo bat
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  • While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, theres nothing down here Send As Email.
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  • Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
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