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  • Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha. Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi. Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi, mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pati: Mera Accident Ho Gaya H Bahut Khoon Aa Raha H,
    Patni: Bahar Hi Rehna Jab Tak Thik Na Ho Jaye.

    Maine Abhi Abhi Farash Dhoya H.
    :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha . Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: . Kya bola? . To Santa rote hue bola: . Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? SANTA: Phone karte waqt.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump: 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle, Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa English K Paper Me Fail Ho Gaya Translation Ki Wajah Se.. 1.main Ek Aam Aadmi Hoon. - I M A Mango Man. 2.mujhe English Aati Hai. ... English Comes To Me. 3.mera Taluq Haripur Hazara Se Hai. I Blong 2 Greenpur Thousanda. 4.sadak Par Goliyan Chal Rahi Hai. Tablets Are Walking On The Road.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Lala ji, Dettol Soap hai..? Lala ji (dhoti mein se hath nikalte hue)- Hanji Hai..! Santa-Phir hath dho ker 1 Kg chawal de do...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:Suna h is ghar me bhoot-pret rhte h? Santa: Pata ni, me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi Aayi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ke bete ka acident ho gaya Dr: Aapke bete k pair katne padenge.. Santa ne apna sir pakda. Dr: Kya hua Santa: Kal hi nalayak ko chapal dilai thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya. Cashier- Tumhare Note nakli hai. Santa- Tujhe kya farak padata hai? Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!=D =))
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Electric Shop me: 2 pankhe dena 1 ladies or 1 Gents. Salesman: pankho me ladies or gents nhi hota. Santa: Saale kaise nhi hota 1 BAJAJ ka de or 1 USHA ka
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING ? BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM VERY HAPPY. SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ? BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fauji : Maidam Yaha Tairna Mana H.
    Babli: Jab Mein Kapde Utar Rahi Thi Tab Mana Ku Nahi Kiya.
    Fauji : Kapde Nikalna Mana Nahi H.

    :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta;"Santa Paji Mai Tumse Ek SawaL Pu6u.. Santa;"Pu6o Banta Paji.. Banta;-AkaL Badi Ya Bhais Badi. Santa;-Par Date Of Birth To Batao..
    • 10 years ago



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