Santa Banta Jokes

santa: doc last night i had s** with a girl.. but today susu not coming..it has blocked.. . . . . Doctor aft checking: lofar remove the condom first.

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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

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Santa Ke Maa Ke Tabyat Khrab Ho Gye, Wo Apne Maa Ko Lekar Hospital Gya. Doctor: Inke Kuch Test Honge, Santa: Hey! Bhgwan Ab Kya Hoga, "Mere Maa To Anphad Ha"

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Santa was smoking in front of his father. His friend- Oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai? Santa- Baapu hai, koi petrol pump thodi na hai.

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Bnta to Snta.. Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet me jabardast gas ban gyi h.. Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha h.. . Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne v bade smartly trick segane ki dhun me dhun milate hue releas kr di.. . Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla.. jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki.. . . . . . . . Gana to aapne Headphone par Chalaya tha.

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Techr:- Batao... Ki cLass me ladai Q nhi karni Chahiye.??? Santa:- "SIr vo isliye k kya pata exam me usi ke piche apna number aa jaye"...:):): )

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Teacher : Agr Koi Moti Ladki Palat K Waapis Aye Toh Is Sentence Ko English Me Kiya Kahenge ? . . . . . . . Santa : GOL MALL RETURNS.

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Santa-What is difference between COFFY shop & WINE shop. Banta-coffy shop is the starting point of LOVE & wine shop is last point of LOVE..

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Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi

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Santa Was Driving Car Very Fast, Traffic Police Caught Him.. Santa: Sir, I Am Learning Driving.. Police: Without Teacher.? Santa: Ya, Its Correspondence Course!

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Banto: Maa Ki Baat Manti To Aaj Ye Din Dekhne Ko Nahi Mila.
Kitna Mana Kiya Tah Ki Tum Jaise Nikatu Se Shadi Na Karu.
Banta: Sach Pathar Padhe Meri Akal Par.
Mein Uss Bhali Aurat Ke Bare Mein Yuhi Soctha Raha Ki . Weh Mujse Chidti H.
:smirk::smirk::smirk::smirk::smirk:

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Wife: Mein Tumhare Bache Ki Maa Banne Wali Hoon... Santa : Pareshan Ho Kar Bolta Hai. Lekin Mera To Koi Bacha Hai Hi Nahi...!!

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Santa:Dr.mein jab baat karta hu 2 muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,aadmi nahi dikhta.Dr:Aisa kab hota hai Santa:Phone karte waqt.

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Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na? Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi Jo Musibat Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De. Main Zarur Aaunga

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Ek Dadi Uss Mohalle Mein Nayi-Nayi Gayi Thi, Mohalle Mein Rashan Aur Kirane Ki Ek Hi Dukan Thi. Uss Dukan Par Jakar Dukandar Se Boli- Tum Hamara Udhar Khata Khol Lo, Tumhare Rashan Wagerah Ke Paise Ek Sath Mil Jayenge. Acchi Baat H. Dukandar Ne Permanent Grahak Milne Par Khush Hokar Kaha- Aap 30 Taarikh Ko Udhar Chukka Dena. Dadi : Ha Jarur Lekin 30 February Ko

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Banta k ghar shadi k 20 saal bad bachcha hua, Wo udas ho gya, santa: Yar udas kyu ho? Banta: 20 saal bad bachcha hua wo bhi,CHHOTA SA.

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Tamilian Calls Up Santa & Says: Tamil TheriMaa?? (Meaning: Do U Know Tamil?) Santa Gets Angry & Replies: Hindi Tera Baap!!

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Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ? Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi, Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai "I love u 2" Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai

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Santa to Banta in Exam Hall:"Oye extra pen hai kya" ?? . . . . Banta: "Ek hi hai" . . Santa: "Abe Ek hi chahiye"

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Santa-Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Frnd-Fir Tune kya kiya? Santa-Mene unse kaha salo 1-1 karke Aao. Frnd-Phir? Santa-Phir kya,Salo ne 1-1 karke dubara Peeta !.

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