Santa Banta Jokes

Mam- Aisi Chiz Ka Naam Batao Jo Ek Baar Upar Jaati Hai To Niche Nahi Aati Bahut Sochne Ke Baad Santa Bola- . . Miss, Insaan Ki Umar

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Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I have 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don’t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

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Santa National flag lene gaya. Flag dekh k santa kuch to bola jise sunke dukanwala behosh ho gaya! . . . Santa bola isme aur colour dikhao.

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Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady. Santa:I have seen u some where. Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!

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Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON”T CALL ME NOW.

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Santa after looking a slim girl- Chehra tera khas nahi, Haddiyo me tera mass nahi, Propose main tujhe khak karu… 14 feb tk tere jeene ki aas nahi

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Santa ka Baap UK se aaya.. Baap- Teri MAA Kahan he ?? . . . . Santa- Padosi ke Saaat Bhag Gayi...!! . . . . Baap- Tune Mujhe batayaa kyu nahi ?? . . . . Santa - Socha Surprise dunga...........lolllz like or kar do dosto

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Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.

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Santo Badi Pareshan Thi Jo Aata Tha Bache Usse Itrake Kehte The,
Hum Minister Ke Bache H. To Santo Ne Unhe Samjhaya Aisa Mat Kaha Karo.
Buri Baat H.
Dusre Din Minister Ka Ek Dost Ghar Aaya: Bacho Se Laad Karte,
Hue Unhone Pucha Kya Tum Minister Shahb Ke Bete Ho.?
Ek Jhat Se Bola: Ji Hum To Yahi Samjate H Lekin Kal Hi Maa Ne Mana Kar Diya,
Ki Hum Minister Sahab Ke Bache Nahi H,
:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:

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Santa Ko Fasi Sunakr Juj bola Akhri Bar Kise Milna Chahoge Santa-Bv Se Judge-Ma bap Se Nhi Santa-Ma-bap to Agla Jnm Hote Mil Jaege,Bv K Lie 21 saal wait krna padega

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Santa ne BUS ME 2TICKET Li Conductor-2 Q? Santa-1 kho gyi to DUSRI RAHEGI. Cndtr-AGAR DUSRI KHO GAYI TO. SAnta-TO "PASS" KAB KAAM AYEGA.

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Santa: standing on platform suddenly jumps on railway track. Man: marega kya? Santa: Saale marega to tu, suna nahi train platform pe aa rahi hai.

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Santa kumbh k mele me pray kar raha tha... . . Hey prabhu nayay karo.. . . Hey prabhu nayay karo... . . . . Hamesha Bhai-Bhai bichadte hai kabhi pati-patni pe bhi to try karo...

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SANTA-Tu paida kaise hua? BANTA-Hospital me aur tu. Snta-Jungle me! Bnta-kaise? Snta-Meri pregnent maa ko 2 daaku jungle le gye aur kaha-JO KUCH HAI..

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Jailer- faasi se pehel kisse miloge? Santa-biwi se Jailer- maa baap se nehi Santa- maa baap to agla jnm lete hai mil jayenge Biwi ke liye sala phir 25 sala wait karna padega !!!

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Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho Tum?? . . . Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho? . . . Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun. . . . . Santa :- Ha.ha.ha.ha.ha. Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab Laptop Aur LCD Ka Zamana Hai ...

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Santa:maine Apni Beti Ki Shaadi Sirf 1500rs Mein Kiya. Banta: Woh Kaise? Santa: Maine Use 1500 Ka Ek Mobile Dilaaya. Usne Love Marriage Kar Li..

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Santa-banta ek dawat me gaye... . . . Ek aadmi ne pucha : aap dono kaun...??? . . . Santa : mai ladke walo ki taraf se... . . . Banta : aur mai ladki walo ki tarafse... . . . Aadmi : kamino aj mere baap ki 13vi h yaha...

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Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua Me India Me Paida Hua America Me Nahi Dost : Q America Me Hota To Kya Hota ? Sardar : Tu B Na Muje English Kaha Aati Hai

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Santa: Sham Ko Ghar aaya aur Sochne Laga Ki aaj Kya Khas Karna Tha Sochta Raha Sochta Raha - Bahut Socha Raat Ke 3 Baje Yaad aaya Ki aaj Jaldi Sona Tha Waris ali*

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