Santa Banta Jokes

Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U Ab Tum Muje Bolo Girl:Me Abi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai H thoko like

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Santa: sister muje 1 bottle blood de do. Nurse: Blood group bolo. Santa: koi b chalega. Nurse: kaise chalega? Santa: Girl friend ko Love Letter likhna hai.

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Santa:Oye tera ek daat nila kaise ho gaya Banta:Yaar maine ink lagai hai. Santa:Vo kyun? Banta:Yaar aajkal BLUETOOTH bahut mashur hai

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santa di wife t.v te matchvekh rhi c. Santa tyar ho k romantic mood ch aa k apni wife nu bolya: m kiddan lgg rha ha. udo hi match ch dhoni ne chkka marya te snta di wife boli: CHAAKKKKKAAAAAA....

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Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai. Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami? Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

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SantaKo Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

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Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko Lekar Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech Behas Ho Rahi Thi. . . . . Banta: “ Main Itna Kanjoos Hoon Ke Apne Honeymoon ParAkela Hi Chala Gaya Aur Apne Paise Bachaye.. :D . . . . . Santa: “ Arrey Ye Bhi Koi Kanjoosi Hui, Meri Sun, Maine Apni Biwi Ko Apne Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya Aur Poore Paise Bachaye...

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Santa- God 1 kudi chahiye. God- Muslim h to KATRINA KAIF dunga Bania hai to YANA GUPTA Panjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR Bol tera naam kya hai? Santa- Mohammed Santa Singh Agrwaal

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Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Admission Form Bharne Mein Madad Kar Raha Tha, To Pappu Ne Puchha. Pappu: “ Papa, Ye Mother Tongue Wale Box Mein Kya Likhna Hai? ” Santa: “ Very Long Likh De Beta “

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Ek Grahak Apni Plate Mein Jhankta Hua,
Bola- Yeh Kya H?
Mujhe To Tari Hi Tari Dikhayi De Rahi H,
Isme To Meet Bilkul Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha.
Waiter: Hoga Shahb Dekho To.
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Grahak: Kya Khak Hoga, Ise To Tum Mangalwar Ko Kisi Pandit Ji Ko Bhi Khilao To Unka Bhi Dharmbrasht Nahi Hoga.
:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:

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Santa Mirror and Padayi Santa : Tu Mirror Ke Saamne Baith kar Padhta kyun Hai...??? Banta : Is K 3 Faide Hai... 1. Sath Mein Revison Ho Jata Hai... 2. Khud Pe Nazar Rehti Hai... 3. Padhne Ke Liye Company Mil Jati Hai...

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Santa ka Promotion Inspector se DSP ho gya, Ghar aa kar Wife ko aise andaz se btaya, k Wife Behosh Hogae. . . . . . . . . ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bola:Aaj se Tu DSP k sath Soyegi…!!! xD

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Santa Ki Shaadi Ek Nurse Se Ho Gayi. Banta: Aur Santa, Kaisi Nibh Rahi Hai? Santa: Pooch Mat Yaar, Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho, Bolti Hi Nahi.

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Santa Se Puchha Ki-?Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban?na Pasand Karoge? Srdr-?A Cockroach? Why? Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

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Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

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Santa Ko Fasi Sunakr Juj bola Akhri Bar Kise Milna Chahoge Santa-Bv Se Judge-Ma bap Se Nhi Santa-Ma-bap to Agla Jnm Hote Mil Jaege,Bv K Lie 21 saal wait krna padega

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Santa: agar wo meri nahi hui to.. main usko kisi aur ki nahi hone dunga!! Banta: agar wo teri ho gai to sabko dega??

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Friend 2 santa Muje apni ring de do main ring ko dekh k tumhay yaad karuga snta: Tm ye soch k muje yaad kr lena k mene ring mangi thi or usne nhi di.

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Teacher:What is the diffirence between pyar & shaadi? Santa:very simple sir,pyar insaan ko andha bana deta hai aur shaadi insaan ki ankhen khol deti hai..!

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Judge:-Tumhara Jurm Sabit Ho Chuka Hai, Kal Tumhe Phansi per Latkaya Jayega. Santa-:Wo To Theek Ha Lekin Utara Kab Jayega.

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