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  • santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop? Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta Ne car se 4 logo ko daba dya judge-tumne sarab bhi nahi pi thi fir bhi ye Q KIYA SANTA-Idea walo ne kaha tha ki is gaane k liye 4 dabyE
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta- Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai. Aur Apka? Santa- Mera Mahine Baad Hota Hai, Kyuki Mujhe Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di Banta : Kyun? Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge kiaaaa
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Jab meri nayi-2 shadi hui thi Muje Biwi itni pyari lagti thi Mann karta tha kha jau Banta-Or ab? Santa- Kha hi Liya Hota to acha hota.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Techr:- Batao... Ki cLass me ladai Q nhi karni Chahiye.??? Santa:- "SIr vo isliye k kya pata exam me usi ke piche apna number aa jaye"...:):): )
    • 10 years ago



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  • 45 saal ka SANTA ladki dekhne gya, Ladki ki Maa behosh ho gyi, Hosh aya to pucha KYA HUA.? . . . boli-18saal pehle ye muje b dekhne aya tha.:-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai Batao Main Kya Karun? Banta: Karna Kya Hai, 2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le. #BARARBOYS
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa khudkushi par speech de raha tha... "Khudkhushi paap hai, zulm hai, gunaah hai, buzdili hai, pagalpan hai......... Khudkhushi karne se behtar hai ke insaan khud to goli maar de"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya.. Banta: Kitne Run Banaye? Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya. Banta: Shit Yaar so close!
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बार संता और बंता समुद्र किनारे सैर कर रहे होते हैं, कि तभी अचानक बंता के दिमाग में एक सवाल आता है तो वह संता से पूछता है, "यार संता एक बात बता।" संता: हाँ बोल। बंता: जब हर आदमी को शादी करने के नुक्सान पता होते हैं, तो फिर भी वो शादी क्यों करता है? संता: अरे वो इस लिए कि मरने के बाद अगर उसकी आत्मा स्वर्ग जाए तो वो अच्छा महसूस करे और अगर नर्क जाए तो उसे घर जैसा महसूस हो।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Kal Raat Toilet main gaya toh wahan bhoot tha . . . Banta : "Acha !!!!! Fir Kya hua " . . . . . Santa : Hona Kya tha maine usse Bol diya "Bhai aap hi kar lo Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life." . Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ? . Santa: My wifes first husband.
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa banta were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa went to interview for FBI agent. Interviewer: “who killed abraham lincoln?” Santa: “thanks for giving the job sir, i would immediately start investigation.“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Walking On Road. Samne Gobar Pada Tha! Santa Ne Jhuk Kr Ungli Dal Kr Taste Kia Aur Bola Oh! Ye To Gobar h,Shukr h Mera Pair Nai Pada
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ke Jale Huwe Lips the. KisiNe Pucha Kaise Jale Santa:Wife Ko Station drop krne Gya Tha, Khushi K Mare Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya
    • 10 years ago



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