Santa - Main Tumse Shaadi Nahi Kar Sakta.
Girl Friend- Kyon!
Santa - Mere Ghar Wale Mana Kar Rahe Hain.
Girl Friend - Kaun Hai Jo Mana Kar Raha Hai??
Santa - Meri Bivi Aur Baache.
SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha.
Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha
saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho?
saNTA bola, Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.
:: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi ::
Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha
Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,
Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai
Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.........
Santa says:
" Duniya Ka har ek Insan
Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Sakta hai.."
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Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina
"Pyar" Nahi Kar Sakta"..
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Plz Coperate,,,
Aaj Santa Serious hai..!
Santa:-shadi me dulhe ke saath barati kyo jaate?
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Banta:-bado ka kahna hai ki khushi me kisi ke saath jayo na jayo , per musibat me jarur jana chahiye.
Santa apni gf k gar pe rat me milne gya .
Santa - chalo ab hum thoda pyar kar lete h .
Gf -nhi .meri ma dekh legi .
Santa -nhi dekh sakegi .meri jimmedari hai . Meri jimmedari hai.
(gf ki ma jag jati h or ladki ki pitai karne lagti h )
santa - meri koi jimmedari nhi h .
Santa Ek Mobile Bechane Wale Se
Larai Kar Raha Tha.
Logon Ne Puchha Kya Huva
Santa: Mene Mobile Kharida To Bola Tha
Mobile Me Lock Bhi H,
Ab Ye Tala, Chhabi Kuch Nahi De Raha.
Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi..!
Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usay class mein ura..
Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..
BAS PHAS GAI LARKI .
संता (बंता से)- आज पार्टी किस खुशी में?
बंता (संता से)- मेरा स्कूटर खो गया है।
संता- तो..
बंता- शुक्र मानो मैं उस पर नही बैठा था वरना मैं भी गुम हो जाता।
Banta dairy likh raha tha
"aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala
hai
pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me
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mama banunga ya mami" :D :D