Santa Banta Jokes

Banta to Santa:- santa yah chaku kyu ubal rhe ho? Santo to Banta:- Atmahatya karne k liye. Banta:- To phir ubalane ki kya jarurat h? Santa:- kahi infection na ho jaye.

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Santa: Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kaat Raha Hai.. Banta: Abey Wo Kaat Nahi Raha, Uska Zeher Khatam Ho Gaya Hai To Wo Recharge Karwane Aaya Hai!

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Santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues I almost got caught bunking?

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Santa Ane Tena 2 Mitro Bike Par Jai Rahya Hata. Trafik Police Emne Roke Chhe. Santa Gusse Thai Ne- Pala Thi 3 Besya Chhe Tane Kya Matha Par Besadu.

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Santa:kya tum pass ho Gaye banta:Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari madam fail ho gayi santa:kese banta: wo abhi B usi class me pdha rahi he

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Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa. Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha: 100% Soft & Silky. Tested By CHAND & SONS.

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:: Santa Banta Funny SMS :: Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya. Phir dusri side se bahar nikla Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:???? Yaar, ye konsa road tha???????? Itne sare speed breaker

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Banta: Ek white colour ka cöndöm dena.nonveg sms in hindi, santa banta nonveg sms Shopkeeper: White hi kyun? Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.

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संता की बीवी बहुत ज्यादा बीमार होने की वजह से 1 महीने से हॉस्पिटल में दाखिल थी। डॉक्टर ने संता को हिम्मत देते हुए कहा। डॉक्टर:-"आपकी बीवी अब सिर्फ 2 दिनों की मेहमान है, मैं माफ़ी चाहता हूँ अब मैं कुछ नहीं कर सकता" संता बोला:-"इस में माफ़ी की कोई बात नहीं है डॉ. साहब, निकाल ही लेंगे ये 2 दिन भी जैसे-तैसे"!

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Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

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santa aur banta football match dekhne jate hai santa : ye log idhar udhar kyu bhag rahe hai banta : goal karne ke liye santa : are vo to pehle se he gol hai aur kitna gol karenge

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santa standing on platform, studdenly jumps or railway track. man- marega kya? santa- saale marega to tu, suna nahi train platform pe aa rahi h.

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Santa-Kal Tum Mayke Gayi Piche Se Chor Aaye aur Mujhe Bahut Peeta Wife-Aapne Shor Nahi Machaya? Santa-Mai Teri Tarah Darta Nai Jo Chilaau.

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Santa Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang Krta Tha Snta Ne New Sim Kharid Kr Use Msg Kia Maine Wo Sim Band Kr Dia Hai Ab Tera Bap B Muje Tang Nhi Kr Skta.

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Ek bhikhari road pe chilla rha tha- alah ke nam par ek rupaya de de. Santa 100ka note dikhate huye bola 50rupya hai kya? Bikhari excited ho ke- ha hai. Santa to pahle use kharch kar na

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Santa Banta wathcing match When dhoni hits a bndry 1st dekho goal hua. 2nd abbe tu pappu hi rahega, goal isme nahi cricket mein hota hai

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SNTA-Aisi Chiz Ka Nam Bta Jo Laal Ho Aur Trin Trin Krti Ho BNTA-Telephone Santa-Galat Banta-To Fir Santa-TAMATAR,Trin Trin To Confuse Krne K Lie Bola tha By -nripendebnath

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SaNta-Kal ek aadmi aurat ko peet raha tha, maiNe kaha mard se lado BaNta-Fir? SaNta-Jab mujhe hosh aaya toh maiN Hospital me tha

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Banta baraf ka tukra lekar gaur se dekh raha tha. Kisi ne kaha,Kya kar rahe ho bunta-dekh raha hu ki kaha se lick ho raha he...

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4 d first time introducing intelligent santa.. Santa: ye kela kitne ka hain? Salesman: Rs 1 Santa:60ps mein dega. slsman:60ps mein sirf chilka dunga. Santa:le 40ps, kela de

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