Santa Banta Jokes

Ek Kutta Car Ke Neeche Baitha Tha. . . . . Santa Aaya Aur Uski Punchh Kheechta Hua Bola. Abe Nikal Saale Bhotni Ke Bada Aaya Mechenical Engineer.

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Banta: Yeh “Automatically” kya hota hai? Santa: Oyee tujhe yeh bii nahi pata Jab auto mein koi ganjee ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI

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Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya. Banta: Kitne Run Banaye? Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya. Banta: Shit Yaar so close!

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The Most Romantic Lines Main Kho Gaya Hu Tumhare Pyar Me Tum Bhi Kho Jao…. Santa Translated In English It Becomes: I M Lost In Ur Love, U Also Get Lost..

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Faadu Santa Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale? . . Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha Tha, Ke Phone Aa Gaya. Maine Jaldi Mein Phone Ki Jagah Istari Kaan Ko Laga Li . . . Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala? . . . . Santa: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na.

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Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala? Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi. Pasenger-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The. Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.

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Santa: oye tu pappita vechan wali nu kiss kyun kitta? Banta: me ki kra ohibar bar chillari si pappi tale lo pappi ta le lo... te mai leli.....

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santa - teri maa uske upar soti he na. Banta- kya. Santa - aree bistar par yar. Santa - teri maa sabka leti he or tere papa ka nahi leti he. Banta - kya. Santa - aree ghugant( Laaj )

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Santa Baraf (ICE) Ke Tukde Ko Bahut Dhyan Se Dekh Raha Tha, Banta: Itne Dhyan Se Kya Dekh Raha Hai? Santa: Main Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hai. :O :D

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Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao! Wife: Kyu? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai ki, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana!

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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha,yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

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What is d difference between Land Line & Mobile? KiLLer answer by Santa: Land Line ka Number hum ungli se Dial Karte hai n mobile ka Anguthe se.

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Santa 5 Minute Ma Exam Paper Lakhi Bar Aavi Gayo. Banta- Shu Thyu Na Aavdyu Ke Shu? Santa- Na Evi Vat nathi, Mare Kal Na Paper Ni Taiyari Karvani Chhe.

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Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai Jiska Naam India Hai Baki To Sab Videsh Hai

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Maa: Kmabhakat Tum 6 Saal Ki Ho Or Itni Wahaiyat Harkat Karti Ho , To Fauran Mere Sir Ka Ek Baal Safed Ho Jata H. . Beti: Ohoh! Mein Ab Samjhi Ki Nani Ke Saare Baal Safed Ku H.

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Sales-man Ne Santa Ka Darwaja Khatkataya Aur Puchha Sales-man: “ Ji, Cockroch Ke Liye Powder Loge Kya? ” Santa: “ Nahi, Hum Cockroch Ko Itna Laad-Pyar Nahi Karte, Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala Deo Mangega

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संता (बंता से)- आज पार्टी किस खुशी में? बंता (संता से)- मेरा स्कूटर खो गया है। संता- तो.. बंता- शुक्र मानो मैं उस पर नही बैठा था वरना मैं भी गुम हो जाता।

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Banta: Agar Aapko Grmi Lage To, Ap Kya Krte Ho? Santa: Cooler K Samne Baith Jata Hu Banta: Phir Bhi Grmi Lage To? Santa: To Cooler On Kar Leta Hu.

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Santa-Oye!what R U doing? Banta-Recording this babys voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this..

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Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Shaadi Ke Jode Kon Banta Hai..? Banta: Aasmaan Me Bahgwan Bante Hai, Santa: O Teri Yaar, Galti Ho Gye Banta: Kyu..! Santa: Main To Darji Ko De Aaya..!

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