Shikar Karne Ke Liye Jungal Jate Samay Ek Sajjan
Apne Bete Ko Bhi Sath Lete Gaye, Jungal Mein Rasta
Bhul Jane Ke Karan We Raat Tak Bhatkate Rahe Phir
Apne Bete Se Bole- Mein To Rasta Bhul Gaya Hu.
Tu Kyu Bematlab Bhatak Raha H? Ghar Kyu Nahi Chala Jata.
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
santa : yaar banta ye automaticlly kya hota hai
banta : are bevkoof tujhe itna bhi nahi pata
jab auto mein koi takly baith jati hai na to use aotumaticlly kehte hai
Teacher- itne din se kaha they.
santa-sir birdflu tha.
Teacher- ye bimaari to birds me hoti hai.
Sta- saale tune insan hi kab samjha roz to murga bana deta hai.
Ek Baar Do Makhiya Film Dekhkar Laut Rahi Thi.
Unme Se Ek Ne Kaha- Aaj Garmi Bahut Jyada H
Udne Ka Mann Nahi Kar Raha H.
Dusri Ne Kaha: Koi Baat Nahi. Ek Kutta Kar Lete H.
Ek Fauji Jab Ladai Mein Apne Karname Ki, Deeng Haak Chukka To Uska Dost Bola. . Ek Baat Samjh Mein Nahi Aayi. Ki Tumhare Hote Hue Puri Bataliyan Ko Ladai Mein Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Thi. :sunflower::sunflower::sunflower::hibiscus::hibiscus::sunflower::sunflower::sunflower:
Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha.
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Mujrewali- Saheb,
Humne Apko Khush Kiya
ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do.
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Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho,
Mai Nachta Hu.
Santa: kal pehli vari Teri bhabi di yad bhulawan wastay SHARAB di botal da Sahara litta.
Dost: Fer ki Hoya?
Santa: Hona ki si ?
Lulli phas gayi Botal vich. :P
Santa English K Paper Me Fail Ho Gaya Translation Ki Wajah Se..
1.main Ek Aam Aadmi Hoon. - I M A Mango Man.
2.mujhe English Aati Hai. ... English Comes To Me.
3.mera Taluq Haripur Hazara Se Hai. I Blong 2 Greenpur Thousanda.
4.sadak Par Goliyan Chal Rahi Hai. Tablets Are Walking On The Road.
Faadu Santa
Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale?
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Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha
Tha,
Ke Phone Aa Gaya.
Maine Jaldi Mein Phone Ki Jagah
Istari Kaan Ko Laga Li
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Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala?
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Santa: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi
Phone Karna Tha Na.
SANTA : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE DOST KE SAATH BHAG GAYI
BANTA : BAHUT YAAD ATI HOGI USKI FIR
SANTA : HAAN YAAR BAHUT ACHA DOST THA MERA,
BAHUT ACHA KAAM KIYA HAI USHNE.