Santa Baar Baar Apne Santan Ke,
Khushnasibi Ki Duaa Maangta Tha...
Aisa Vo Kai Saalo Se Kar Rha Tha :D
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One Day Ek Farishta Aaya Uske Pass
Or Bola
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Bhagwaan Ke Liye Bhaii.
Pahle Tu Shadi To Kar.
Anil ambani:-
Agar Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Apni Aadhi Zameen Bhi Nahi Dekh Skta....
Santa:-
Hamare Paas Bhi Pehle Aisi Hi "Khataara Car" Thi...
Doctor : Santo Se 3 Tarah Ki Goliya Dete Hue Kaha,
Lal Goli Subha, Pili Dophar, Aur Hari Raat Ko 3 Glass Pani Ke Sath Lena.
Thik Ho Jaogi,
Santo: Aakhir Mujhe Hua Kya H?
Doctor: Kuch Nahi. Tum Pani Kam Peeti Ho.
Santa :- Dukh Hamesha saath Rehta Hai,
Magar Khushi Aati Jati Rehti Hai.
* please explain this in English.*
Banta :- "My Wife Is always With Me,
But
Her sister Comes & Goes..!
Santa ka Baap UK se
aaya..
Baap- Teri MAA Kahan
he ??
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Santa- Padosi ke Saaat
Bhag Gayi...!!
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Baap- Tune Mujhe
batayaa kyu nahi ??
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Santa - Socha Surprise
dunga...........lolllz
like or kar do dosto
संता (बंता से): पता है, अमेरिका में लाइट जाती है तो पावर ऑफिस में फोन करते हैं और
जापान में लाइट जाती है तो फ्यूज चेक करते हैं.
बंता ने तुरंत जवाब दिया: और जब इंडिया में लाइट जाती है तो पड़ोसी के घर में झांक कर
देखते हैं, सबकी तो गई है ना… और राहत की सांस लेते हैं.
Bhikari: Kuch Khane Ko Dedo.
Santa - Tamatar Khao
Bikari - Roti Dedo
Santa - Tamatar Khao
Bikari -Lao Tamatar Hi Do
Santa Ki Mummy - Ye Totla Hai,keh Raha Hai,
Kamakar Khao.
Santa- God 1 kudi chahiye.
God- Muslim h to KATRINA KAIF dunga
Bania hai to YANA GUPTA
Panjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR
Bol tera naam kya hai?
Santa- Mohammed Santa Singh Agrwaal
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped- paude thay,
Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.