Santa Banta Jokes

Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

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Santa: Yaar Ek Bat Bata ?
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Banta : Haan Puchh !
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Santa : Yaar Log Sharab Kyun Pite Hain
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Banta : Ab Log Sharab Kha To Nahi Sakte.
Isliye Pite Hain ;-)
:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:

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Santa Apni Girlfriend Se Phone Par Baatein Kar Raha Tha. Girlfriend: “Mujhe Iss Valentine Par Kya De Rahe Ho?” Santa: “Jaanu, Main Tumhe Diamond Ring La Dunga, Car, Bangla Sab La Dunga.” Girlfriend: “Wowww, To Aaj Shaam Ko Park Mein Aa Rahe Ho Na?” Santa: “Haan, Agar Mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya Diya To Jaroor Aa Jayunga.”

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Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata h.... Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h... Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat. Banta: nahi chupai yar... Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h... Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h. Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hi li to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h...

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Snta-Yaar Shadi K Jode Kon banata He? Bnta-Aasman Me Bhagwan Banate He S-O teri, Yaar Galti Ho Gayi B- Kya? S- Mai To Tailor Ko De Aaya.

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Ek Aadmi Apne Bete Ko Chidya Ghar Dikhane Le Gaye Beta: Ye Kya H? Papa: Beta Ye Ghada H. Beta: Aur Ye Papa: Beta Ye Gadhi. Beta: Gadhi Kya Hoti H. Papa: Gadhe Ki Biwi Hoti H Beta: Kya Gadhe Bhi Shadi Karte H Papa: Ha Beta, Thoda Rook Kar Sirf Gadhe Hi Shadi Karte H.

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Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa: Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain? Banta: goal kar rahe hain!!! Santa:’lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain, aur kitni gol Karenge?’

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Ek bar santa bank mein paise jama karne gaya. Officer-ye note fata hai dusra do. Rajesh-main apne account mein jama kar raha hu; fata karu ya naya karu aapko kya matlab hai.

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Ek Fauji Jab Ladai Mein Apne Karname Ki,
Deeng Haak Chukka To Uska Dost Bola.
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Ek Baat Samjh Mein Nahi Aayi.
Ki Tumhare Hote Hue Puri Bataliyan
Ko Ladai Mein Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Thi.
:sunflower::sunflower::sunflower::hibiscus::hibiscus::sunflower::sunflower::sunflower:

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Santa 500 Ke Note Pe Likha Number Dial Kar Rha Tha, Banta: Ye Tum Kya Kar Rhe Ho..? Santa: Yaar Main Dekh Rha Hoon Gandhi Ji To Chale Gye Par Unka Mobile Kise Ke Paas Hai!

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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

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santa in Coffee shop wth wife. santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi. Wife:ki frk painda hai? Srdar: Bewakuf Rate List dekh Hot coffee Rs.15 Cold coffee.45

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santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad doonga santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar

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Santa: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya Teacher: Very Good Kisme Aaya? Santa: RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN Me..... Khan

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Santa Dodh wale ki Shop pe jata hai, aur kehta hai. Santa-TUmHari shop ka Dodh kharab hai, Sarabat mai Dala fat gaya Dodh Wale ne Hairani se Poocha, Konse Sarbat main dala Tha? Santa-Nimboo Pani Main..:P

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Premi : Aaj Maine Duniya Ka Sabse Badha Murkh Dekha.
Premika : Tum Kisi Seeshe Ke Aage Gaye The Kya.

:rose::rose::tulip::rose::rose:

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Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya.. . 1 Admi ne pucha:" santa, Kya Darwaza Bechnahai.. ?? . Santa:" Nhi Tala Khulwana hai.. Chabi gum ho gye hai.. Hanso mat Joke abhi aage hai.. . . . . Admi santa se:" Agar ghar me chor ghus gayato.. ?? . . Santa:" abe Andar kaise jayega darwaza to humare paas hai.. Hahaha ....

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Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..

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Santa in computer exam... . Examiner: "What is Microsoft Excel?" . Santa:"It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer!"

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Santa: Train Me Neend Nahi Aayi Upar Ki Seat Thi Bahut Garmi Thi . Banta: Toh Exchange Karna Tha Na . Santa: Kisse Karta? Niche Seat Pe Koi Tha Hi Nahi...

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