Santa-Jab Mai Mar Jau To Samne Wale Ghar Ki Family Ko Zarur Bulana..
Banta-Kyon?
Santa-Yaar Unke Ghar Ki Ladkiya bahut Lipat-Lipat Kar Roti HAI.
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Santa Abhi Tak Yahi Soch ke
Pareshan Hai Ki,
Jab Anna Hajare Ne 13 Din Tak,
Kuch Khaya Hi Nahi,
To Fir Wo "BILL"
Kis Baat Ka Maang Raha Hai....?
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Sabziwala sabzi per Paani chhidak raha tha.
kaafi der ho gayi.Tab Santa gusse se bola:
Bhaisab agar Bhindi ko Hosh aa gaya ho
to 1 kilo de do.
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santa Juice ki Dukan par..
santa :-"Papa Kya koi aisi ulti
Machine nahi hai , Jisme
Juice dalo to Fal nikle?"
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Papa- Hai na Beta, Tu Usi ka to Fal
hai..
Jo smjha maro like
vrna pogo dekho.. :P
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Santa: Me bada hokar Air Force me jaunga.
Mom: Mujhe kaise pata chalega k ye mere bete ka plane h?
Santa:Me guzarte waqt ghar pe BOMB phek dunga
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Santa
Sending Msg to all Frnd
"My Mob Num is change"
Pehale Nokia6610 tha
Now I Have N73
So Plz Call n sms me on My New Num
thnks
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संता - “मेरा घर इतना बड़ा है कि लोकल ट्रेन आराम से चल सकती है !”
बंता – “बस ! अरे मेरा घर तो इतनाबड़ा है कि एक कोने से दूसरे कोने पर फ़ोन से बात करो तो रोमिंग लगती है… !”
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SantaKo Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya
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Techer:" 1869 Me Kya Hua??
Banta:" Gandhi Ji Ka Janm
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Techer:" Good! Baith Jao
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Techer(santa Se):" Btao 1872 Me Kya
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Santa:" Gandhi Ji 3 Saal K Ho Gaye.
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Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
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Santa: Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti ho!
Girl: Mere dad Chinese the.
Santa: Wo kaha hai!
Girl: Mar gaye.
Santa: Oh! Aakhir China ka maal tha, chalta bhi kitna!
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Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar
Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar
Gya
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Punjab Police ka jalwa...
Santa Taalaab me nanga naha raha tha..
Police-Chal oye baahar aakar kapde pehen le teri Talaashi leni hai..
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Mantri Jee 2 Santa: ELECTION Aa Gaye Hai Jee.. Dhyaan Rakhna.. Mai Khada Hu!
Santa: Oh Jee Khade Kyun Ho?
Baith Jao, Apna Hi Ghar Hai..
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santa ne ek ladki ko patane ke liye kaha.
Mujhe apne pita g se,
Bahut sara dhan milne wala hai.
Ab us ladki ko santa maa kehkar bulata hai.
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Santa-maine aisi cheez ki khoj ki h jisko lagane se tu deewar k aar-par dekh sakta h....
Banta-wah##
koun si cheez...?
Santa-"KHIDKI".........
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संता को अपना कुत्ता बेचना था. बंता उसे खरीदने वाला था.
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बंता - क्या यह कुत्ता वफादार है?
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संता - हां जी, मै इसको तिन बार पहले भी बेच चूका हू, ये इतना वफादार है की हर बार मेरे पास वापिस आ जाता है.
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interviewer- where does d sun go in the Night
Santa- it doesn’t go anywer.
Intrvr- superb pls continue.
Santa- bcoz of darkness v r unable 2 c it!
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Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu..
Banta: Wo Kaise?
Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!...
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