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  • Daku bank lutne gaye.. gun ghar me bhul gaye fir bhi bank lut lia kaise? bank manager santa tha, bola: koi baat nai i trust u, gun muje kal dikha dena.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Zebra Crossing Ke Black & White Lines Par Baar-Baar Idhar- Udhar Chal Raha Tha, Aur Soch Raha Tha Ki . . . . . . . . . . Sala Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Daku Bank Lutne Gaye.. Gun Ghar Me He Bhul Gaye Fir Bhi Bank Lut Lia Kaise? Bank Manager Santa Tha, Bola: Koi Baat Nai I Trust U, Gun Muje Kal Dikha Dena.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye. Sales man: plain main dikhau. Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta Cigratte Pe 2 Metre Pipe Laga Kr Pe Raha Tha. Santa : Tu Pipe Laga Kar Cig Q Pe Raha Hai Banta : Doctor Ne Kaha, Cigaret-bidi Se Dur Rehna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki wife ne use office jate waqt kaha “See You in the evening!” Santa gusse me: Main bhi tujhe dekh lunga kamini! Dhamki kisko deti hai?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta in Exam Hall:"Oye extra pen hai kya" ?? . . . . Banta: "Ek hi hai" . . Santa: "Abe Ek hi chahiye"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata h.... Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h... Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat. Banta: nahi chupai yar... Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h... Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h. Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hi li to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Banta Kon Se Cast Ke Log Desh Ke Acche Nagrik Hote Hai ? Banta: Yaar Baniye... Santa: Wo Kaise...? Banta: Yaar Har Jagha Likha Hota Hai Desh Ke Acche Nagrik Baniye!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta:- Ye Thums Up Walo Ne Paresaan Kr Rkhhaa H..,, Bnta:- Q..??? Snta:- Yar BV Roz Raat Ko Thodi Si Pila K Zid Krti H CHALO AAJ KUCH TUFAANI KRTE H...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi neend me zorse chillai: Jaldi utho, mere PATI Aa gaye SANTA utha,khidki se kud gaya,Tang tut gayi, Fir khyal Aaya sala mein hi to uska pati hu!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar santa banta se.Yar ham 2no ke bich koun sa rishta hai.To banta bolo yar jaise ki besan our pakode ka.to santa bola kaise.to banta bola ki besan santa hai.tabi to pakoda banta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Aj Mene Apni Bv Ko Watchman K Sath Movie Jate Hue Dekha. Banta:To Tum Unke Piche Nhi Gye? Santa:Nhi Yar, Darsal Wo Movie Mene Pahle Hi Dekhi Hui Thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • बंता- तुमने इतने छोटे-छोटे बाल क्यों कटवाए? संता- दरअसल नाई के पास 3 रुपये छुट्टे नहीं थे, तो मैंने कहा कि 3 रुपये के और काट दे !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane K Baad Bola: Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Dio.. . Dukandar: Cheeni Kyu..??? . Santa: Soch Raha Hu, Khane K Baad Kuch Mitha Ho Jay. Pappu
    • 10 years ago



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