Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi. Lekin Job Ke Pehle Din Hi Use Bohat Gaaliyan Padi Aur Dhakke Dekar Job Se Nikal Diya Gaya Kyu Ki Usne Apne Office Mein Pehli Call Kuch Is Tarha Se Attend Kari Thi. Santa With First Caller: “How Can I Help You Sir?” First Caller: “Mera Vodaphone Ka Sim Dhang Se Kaam Nahi Kar Raha.” Santa: “Abe To Airtel Ka Lele Na“

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Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai. Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya. Teacher- wo bag kisne feka? Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau???

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Santa ka Promotion Inspector se DSP ho gya, Ghar aa kar Wife ko aise andaz se btaya, k Wife Behosh Hogae. . . . . . . . . ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bola:Aaj se Tu DSP k sath Soyegi…!!! xD

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Ek Officer Ne Jab Apni Girlfriend Ko Kamre Mein Aate Dekha,
To Bahut Hi Sakhat Lehaje Mein Apni,
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Khubsurat Steno Se Bola – “Agar Office Mein Chair Table Ki Kami H To,
Iska Matlab Ye Nahi H Ki Tum Meri Goad Mein Cha Dkar Baith Jao”
:grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:

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Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha! Wife Romantic Hokar: Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya? Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola: Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!!

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Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai. Santa : Par Janab Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

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santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr dial kr rha tha banta- ye tum kya kr rahe ho? yar me dekh raha hu gandhi ji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas hai Like:

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SANTA: Yaar, Meri dur ki nazar kharab he, chasma lena padega. . BANTA: Wo kya chamak raha hai? SANTA: Suraj BANTA: Sale, aur kitna dur dekhega..!!

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Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. . . . . . . . . . . . Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain...:-D

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Read Must.. Airport par 3 log apni biwiyo ka intezaar kar rahe the.. . . Pathan:" hamari Shahzaadi aa rahi hai... :-) . . . . Pappu:" Hamari Nawabzaadi aa rahi hai.. :-) . . . . . . . Santa:" Hamari bhi Haramzaadi aa rahi hai boss...

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Santa: Phone Pe Itni Dhimi Aawaz Me Kisse Baat Kar Rahe Ho.? Banta: Bahan Hai. Santa: To Fir Itni Dhimi Aawaz Me Kish Liye.? Banta: Teri Hai.

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Santa- Kya Laaye Ho.?? Banta- Mai Tere Liye Rishta Laya Hun. Ladki B.com Hai.. Santa - Ladki Chahe Kisi Bhi Com Ki Ho, Bas Padhi Likhi Honi Chahiye.

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Do Desho Mein Yudh Ke Dauran Hamle Se Bachne Ke Liye,
Jaise Hi Hawayi Hamle Ka Siren Baje Fauran Bank Mein Jaiye,
Aur Ek Crore Ruppe Ka Karja Bank Se Le Li Lijiye.

Aur Ghar Aakar Aram Se So Jaiye.
Fir Bank Wale Aapki Khud Suraksha Karenge.
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:

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:: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi :: Santa2Banta: SANTA- maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !! Banta: Wo Kya? Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.

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Teacher Class Mein Students Ko History Padha Rahi Thi. Subject Tha Babar Ki Bharat Par Chadayi Aur Panipat Ki Pehli Ladayi. Ekdum Teacher Ne Pappu Se Pucha- Pappu, Babar Bharat Mein Kis Year Mein Aaya Tha. Pappu Khade Hokar Bola- Jee Pata Nahi Teacher: Kya Tumhari Aaknhe Kamjor Hai Ya Dhayn Kahi Aur Hai, Samne Board Se Dekhkar Padh Nahi Sakte? Pappu: Mam, Mein Soch Raha Tha Ki Yeh Uska Phone Number H.

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Friend to santa:- Yar tumhari dukan mithai ki h. To kya tumhara dil nhi krta Mithai khane ko. Santa:- yaar. Krta to bahot h. Bt papa rsgule gin k jate h. To..... Isliye. Chus kr rkh deta hu.

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santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala. . .raj

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Santa Ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Baazar Me Gaya.. 1 Aadmi Ne Poochha: O Paaji, Kya Darwaza Bechna Hai ? . . Santa:nahi. Tala Khulwana Hai Chabi Gum Ho Gayi Hai. . Hanso Mat Joke To Abhi Aage Hai . . . . Aadmi Santa Se: Agar Ghar Me Chor Ghus Gaya To..??? Santa: Andar Kaise Jayega Darwaza To Mere Paas Hai !

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Friend 2 santa Muje apni ring de do main ring ko dekh k tumhay yaad karuga snta: Tm ye soch k muje yaad kr lena k mene ring mangi thi or usne nhi di.

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Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?

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