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  • ‚ New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚ Santa Date pe Gya, After dinner Ahista se bola Main kuch kehna chahta hu ,tm Naraz to nhi hogi? Girl shrma k-Nhi ap Kaho na Santa-Bill adha-2 kr le.
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  • Santa Watching Star TV Break me advertise aya ‘aap dekh rahe he’ Star TV Santa bola: in tv walo ko kese pata chala k me Star TV dekh Rha Hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa National flag lene gaya. Flag dekh k santa kuch to bola jise sunke dukanwala behosh ho gaya! . . . Santa bola isme aur colour dikhao.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta:- "I am going" ka kya matlab hota hai..? BANTA:- "MAIN JAA RAHA HOON"..! ! ! Santa:- Aise nahi Jaane dunga, Pehle Matlab bataa...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? . . . . . . . To avoid the side effects!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahutsari baten chupata h.... Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h... Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat. Banta: nahi chupai yar... Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h... Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kyabaat chupai h. Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hili to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h... like to karo dosto
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Thane Mein Laya Gaya . . Aur Police Inpector Ke Aage Pesh Kiya Gaya . . . Inspector: “Tumne Is Bechare Bikhari Ko Itna Kyu Maara?”. . . . Santa: “Mene Isko Kitni Baar Bola Ki Main Aisa Waisa Aadmi Nahi Hoon, Fir Bhi Sala Bolta Hai, . . ."Ek Baar De De Baba“ . :P :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tamilian Calls Up Santa & Says: Tamil TheriMaa?? (Meaning: Do U Know Tamil?) Santa Gets Angry & Replies: Hindi Tera Baap!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje Santa: Nahi Girl: Q Nahi? Santa: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Me bada hokar Air Force me jaunga. Mom: Mujhe kaise pata chalega k ye mere bete ka plane h? Santa:Me guzarte waqt ghar pe BOMB phek dunga
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr dial kr rha tha banta- ye tum kya kr rahe ho? yar me dekh raha hu gandhi ji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas hai Like:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Aise Jeevan Se To Accha H Mein Marr Jaun, Bhagwan Tu Mujhe Utha Le. Santo: Hey Prabhu! Inse Pehle Mujhe Utha Le Santa: Parbhu! Tu Isi Ki Sun, Mein Apni Arji Wapas Leta Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA- MARNE K BD INSAAN KYA BANTA H...??? . . . BANTA- LADKE TO BHOOT BANTE H PAR !!! . . . "LADKIAN CHUDAIL KI CHUDAIL RAHETI HAIN..
    • 10 years ago



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  • SaNtA Ke GaO Me NaDi Pe BrIdGe BaNaYa GaYa. . . . . BuIlDeR :- BaHoT AccHa Ho GaYa . SaNtA :- HaaN Ji. .! ! ! PeHLe DhOOp Me TaIr Ke NaDi PaaR KaRtE ThE Ab ChAAv RaHeGi . . . . *
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Aj Mene Apni Bv Ko Watchman K Sath Movie Jate Hue Dekha. Banta:To Tum Unke Piche Nhi Gye? Santa:Nhi Yar, Darsal Wo Movie Mene Pahle Hi Dekhi Hui Thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Malkin Ne Rajpal Yadav Se Kaha- Dekho Rajpal Jab Bhi Tumhe,
    Kisi Room Mein Jana Ho To Pehle Darwaja Kharkata Liya Karo.
    Kya Pata Mein Kiss Haal Mein Hu.
    Rajpal: Mujhe Darwaja Khatkatane Ki Jarurat Nahi Hoti.
    Mein Pehle Kahi Gharo Mein Kaam Kar Chukka Hu,
    Eye Hol Se Sab Kuch Dekhkar Hi Ander Aata Hu.
    :sunflower::sunflower::rose::rose::hibiscus::rose::rose::sunflower::sunflower:
    • 10 years ago



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