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  • Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai,Apple saath laya hoon.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho Tum?? . . Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho? . . . Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun. . . . Santa :- Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha. Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab Laptop Aur LCD Ka Zamana Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa everest pr gya waha 1 baba pahle se baitha tambaku ragad raha tha santa-baba ye kya hai baba-masala Santa- Oh O to Evrest Masala ap hi bnate ho
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa :~ Aaj TV Par 30 Feet Ka Saap Dikhane Wale Hai.....!! . . Banta :~ Ha Yaar...!! Par Me Nahi Dekh Paunga...!! . . Santa :~ Kyu ...........?? . . Banta :~ Kyunki Mera TV To Sirf 21 inch Ka Hi Hai Na....!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता ने एयरलाइन के ऑफिस में फ़ोन किया..
    रिसेप्शनिस्ट ने फ़ोन उठाया।
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    संता: चंडीगढ़ से मुंबई तक कितनी देर का सफर है?
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    रिसेप्शनिस्ट: एक मिनट सर।
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    संता ने फ़ोन काट दिया और बड़बड़ाया..
    “पी कर बैठी है, कमीनी।” :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta Dairy Likh Raha Tha . Aaj Meri Behan Ko Baccha Hone Wala Hai Pata Nahi Ladka Hoga Ya Ladki, Isliye Mujhe Ye Bhi Pata Nahi Ki Me . . . Mama Banunga Ya Mami.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:- ab bukhar ka kya haal hai? . Banta:-bukhar to toot gaya, per kamar me dard hai. . Santa:-ghabrayo mat bhagwan kare, vo bhi jald hi toot jaye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Army training k dauran 1 officer ne Santa se pucha :- yeh hath me kya hai ? Santa :- Sir yeh banduk hai. Officer :- yeh banduk nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai, tumhari Ma hai Maa !!!! then officer to another sipahi ( Banta ):- yeh tumhare haath me kya hai ? Banta :- sir, yeh Santa k Ma hai or hamari Aunty hai Aunty.......:-D chetan
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl to Santa tumhare bina mera Zee nahi lagta.. Santa: ZEE nahi lagta toh, SONY Ya STAR PLUS laga le..!! Ye ladkiya bhi na..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:" mujhe uss ladki se bachao..:o . . . Banta:" kyo ?? . . . Santa:" jab se maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga.. saali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai..:( :p :O :/
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa ne ek ladki ko patane ke liye kaha. Mujhe apne pita g se, Bahut sara dhan milne wala hai. Ab us ladki ko santa maa kehkar bulata hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Snta sham ko ghr aya aur sochne lga Ki aj kya khas krna tha sochta raha, Sochta rha bahut socha, Raat k 3 baje yad aya ki aaj jaldi sona tha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai, Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa was filling up an application form for a job. He was not sure as to what was to be filled in the column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote: Yes!
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता - “मेरा घर इतना बड़ा है कि लोकल ट्रेन आराम से चल सकती है !” बंता – “बस ! अरे मेरा घर तो इतनाबड़ा है कि एक कोने से दूसरे कोने पर फ़ोन से बात करो तो रोमिंग लगती है… !”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.
    • 9 years ago



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