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  • SANTA:Rasgulle hai? . DUKANDAAR: Nahi . SANTA:Dekh Lunga . DUKANDAAR (Gusse Me): Kya dekh loge? . SANTA:Dusri Dukaan Me Jakar Dekh Loonga!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha. Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga. Banta: Haan! Aur Gadha to Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai. :-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ? Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di? Banta ? Yaar ye mobile bhi na! Santa ? Kya hua? Banta - Tune - IDEA - ka ad nahi dekha - WALK when u TALK?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa - Main Tumse Shaadi Nahi Kar Sakta. Girl Friend- Kyon! Santa - Mere Ghar Wale Mana Kar Rahe Hain. Girl Friend - Kaun Hai Jo Mana Kar Raha Hai?? Santa - Meri Bivi Aur Baache.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lucky: Yaar Mujhey Kuch Nahi Aata Tha, Main Paper Khali Chor Aya Hon. Banta: Main Bhi! Santa: Shit Yaar, Teacher Samjhe Gi Hum Ne Cheating Ki Hay.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa public toilet gya or 1 ghante ke bad nikla Bahar baitha jmidar bola- 20rs. Santa- sale toilet main baitha tha "Cyber cafe" main nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: meri bivi muje chod ke chali gayi. Banta: pakka tu uska khayal nahi rakha hoga. Santa: are yaar...... Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai, Aur Kehta Hai. Santa: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai, Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha: Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Tha? Santa: Niimboo Pani Mein
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Ko Thappad Mara Banta-Ye Tune Mazak Me Maara Ya Seriously Santa-Seriously Banta-Fir Thik Hai,Muze Mazak Bilkul Pasand Nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. Banta: Ye Kya Hai? Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai. Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar, Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Wife To Santa- Aaj Se+ Ka Mann Kr Rha H. Santa- Jaan Aaj Nhi Kal Krenge. Wife- Aaj Q Ni Janu. Santa- Jaan Aaj C0nd*m Lana Bhul Gya. Wife- Teri To Roz Ki Magaj Mari H, Lamination Q Ni Krwa Leta Saale.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Teacher Class Mein Student Se Poochti Hai. Teacher: “Bacho Batao, Kissne Chand Par Pehla Kadam Rakha Tha?” Santa: “Mam, Neil Armstrong Ne” Teacher: “Aur Doosra?” Santa: “Hadd Karte Ho Mam Aap Bhi, Vo Langra Thode Tha, Dusra Kadam Bhi Usne He Rakha Hoga“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Accident k baad Driver gusse mein- Maine car ki headlight ON kar k bataya tha k pehle mujhe nikalne do. Santa-assi vi tan wiper chala ke keha si ke "Na kaka Na"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya, Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha, Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola, “Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do”. kkk
    • 10 years ago



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  • 'SANTA class mei Gadha Lekr Aaya Tcher:- Issko class me kyu Laye Ho. SANTA:- Sir Aapne hi kaha Tha, ki Aapne kyi Gadho ko Insaan bnaya hai. Ab Banao....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa rail ki patri per so gaya. Ek aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge! Santa: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua,train kya cheez he?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Uska Sasur Mar Raha Tha, Banta: Kyu Mar Rahe Ho? Sasur: Mene Ise sMs Kiya Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho, Isne Sare Frnd Ko Forward Kar Diya.
    • 10 years ago



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