Patni Ke Marne Ke Baad Uske Chita:fire: Ke Pass Akela Baitha Tha, Tabhi Tej Aandhi:cloud_tornado: Ke Sath Bearish :cloud_rain:Hone Lagi, Pati Ne Uthkar Khidki Band Kar Li Tabhi Bijli:thunder_cloud_rain: Kadakne Ki Awaaj Aayi, Pati Ne Khidki Khoil Or Aasman Ke Taraf Dektehe Hue. . Lagta H Upar Pachuch Gayi. :smiley::smiley:
संता साइकिल पर बाजार जा रहा था।रास्ते में उसने एक लड़की को टक्कर मार दी।
लड़की चिल्लाई – घण्टी नहीं मार सकता था क्या ……. ?
संता रुआंसा होकर बोला – पूरी साइकिल तो मार दी, अब घण्टी क्या अलग से मारूं ….?
Santa:" mujhe uss ladki se bachao..:o
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Banta:" kyo ??
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Santa:" jab se maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga..
saali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai..:( :p :O :/
Santa: pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga
fir MA fir Phd karwaunga
fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.
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Banta: fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo
Santa- agar main nariyal k ped par chad jaau to engineering colleg ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi
Banta- fir hath chod dena to medical college ki
bhi dikh jayengi.
Santa apne friend Banta ke saath ATM gaya.
Santa: Banta, zara mera balance check kar do, mujhe check karna nahi aata.
Banta ne Santa ko dhakka de diya, aur Santa gir gaya.
Banta: Tumhara balance kharab hai!!
Santa- God 1 kudi chahiye.
God- Muslim h to KATRINA KAIF dunga
Bania hai to YANA GUPTA
Panjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR
Bol tera naam kya hai?
Santa- Mohammed Santa Singh Agrwaal
Ek Baar Teacher Class Mein Student Se Poochti Hai.
Teacher: “Bacho Batao, Kissne Chand Par Pehla Kadam Rakha Tha?”
Santa: “Mam, Neil Armstrong Ne”
Teacher: “Aur Doosra?”
Santa: “Hadd Karte Ho Mam Aap Bhi, Vo Langra Thode Tha, Dusra Kadam Bhi Usne He Rakha Hoga“