Ek Baar Do Makhiya Film Dekhkar Laut Rahi Thi.
Unme Se Ek Ne Kaha- Aaj Garmi Bahut Jyada H
Udne Ka Mann Nahi Kar Raha H.
Dusri Ne Kaha: Koi Baat Nahi. Ek Kutta Kar Lete H.
संता - मुझे संस्कृत सीखा | पंडित - क्यों ? संता - देवता ओ की भाषा है, स्वर्ग में जरुरत पड़ेगी | पंडित - अगर नर्क गया तो ? संता - हरियाणवी तो आती है | :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Today,Santa Was Lying On Beach,
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Amrican: R U Relaxing?
Santa:No I M Gopal Singh,
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Another Amrican: R U Relaxing?
Santa: No I M Gopal Singh
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Another Amrican: R U Relaxing?
Santa: No (Shouting) I M Gopal
Singh And
Left Tht Place In Anger.
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Then Santa Asks One American Lying Nearby,
R U Relaxing?
American: Yes.
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Santa Slaps Him&Says,
"Haramkhor Sab Tujhe Dhund
Rahey Hai Aur Tu Yaha Pada Hai!:D
Santa Baar Baar Apne Santan Ke,
Khushnasibi Ki Duaa Maangta Tha...
Aisa Vo Kai Saalo Se Kar Rha Tha :D
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One Day Ek Farishta Aaya Uske Pass
Or Bola
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Bhagwaan Ke Liye Bhaii.
Pahle Tu Shadi To Kar.
Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Santa : Par Janab
Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise
Santa:- santa ghar ka darwaja
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Ukhadkar bazaar mai legaya.
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Ek aadmi ne pucha:-
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Kaha ja rehe ho,Darwaja bechna hai.
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Santa:- nahi bhai Tala khulwana hai..
Police: Jis car ne thoka, uska colorand No. yad h?
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Santa: Wo to yad nhi hai, lekinchalane wali
Madam k kurti k 2 buttn khulethe,ye pakka yad hai..!!
Santa Chemist Ki Shop Pe 1
Bottle Le K Gaya Aur Ek
Chamach Liquid Shopkeeper Ko
Pila K Bola: Mitha Hai Kya?
Dukandar Bola: Nahi, Kyu Kya H Ye?
Santa: Docter Ne Bola Chemist
Ki Shop Se Urine Me Sugar Check
Karwa K Aao...!
Wo Check Krane Aya Tha. :-P
Ek bhikhari road pe chilla rha tha- alah ke nam par ek rupaya de de.
Santa 100ka note dikhate huye bola 50rupya hai kya?
Bikhari excited ho ke- ha hai.
Santa to pahle use kharch kar na
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
Aurto se bhari hui 1bus palat gyi, sari mar gyin.
Sab k husband 1-1 ghanta roye par Santa 2 ghanta roya..
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Q k
santa ki wife se bus miss ho gyi thi;-)