Santa Jungle Se Gujar Raha Tha,
1 Ajgar Ko Ped Par Latakte Hue
Dekha To, Santa Bola: Is Tarah
Latakne Se Height Nahi Badhegi
Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye.
Our Santa has complaint withFacebook
Dear facebook!
Whenever I add a Girl,
You always ask me "Do you knowher?
I just want to ask
Behan lagti hay wo teri?
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Shersingh Ne Lala Dhaniram Ki Aur Apni Raifel Tante Hue Kaha- Khabardar!
Jo Ek Awaaj Bhi Nikli. Mein Tumhari Patni Ka Apharan Karke Le Jar Aha Hu.
Isne Jo Jewar Pehan Rakhe H, Usi Par Santosh Kar Lo Babu Ji.
Patni Ko Le Jakar Jab Tak Jinda Rahoge Pacthaoge.
Kyu Ye Deti Nahi H Kya : ?????? Khana
Ha Nahi Deti Jis Din Se Ise Iske Pita Ke Ghar Se Laya Hu,
Aaj 20 Saal Beet Gaye, Abhi Tak Pactha Raha Hu.
Anil ambani:-
Agar Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Apni Aadhi Zameen Bhi Nahi Dekh Skta....
Santa:-
Hamare Paas Bhi Pehle Aisi Hi "Khataara Car" Thi...
santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu?
Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya.
Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.
Santa Says: Duniya Ka Har Ek
Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shyad Smundar Paar Kar Skta Hai,
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina Pyar Nahi
Kar Skta Aaj Santa Serious Hai.
Ek Dadi Uss Mohalle Mein Nayi-Nayi Gayi Thi,
Mohalle Mein Rashan Aur Kirane Ki Ek Hi Dukan Thi.
Uss Dukan Par Jakar Dukandar Se Boli- Tum Hamara Udhar Khata Khol Lo,
Tumhare Rashan Wagerah Ke Paise Ek Sath Mil Jayenge.
Acchi Baat H. Dukandar Ne Permanent Grahak Milne Par
Khush Hokar Kaha- Aap 30 Taarikh Ko Udhar Chukka Dena.
Dadi : Ha Jarur Lekin 30 February Ko
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
!!height of kaminapan!!!
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RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-Interviewer:-
agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
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Santa:- Jee, red light dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Red light na hoto?
Santa:- Torch dikhaunga..
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Interviewer:- Torch naho to?
Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to?
Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladkeko bulaunga...
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Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?
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Santa:- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi..
Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha aayega?
Dr: 50 hajar.
Santa: Agar plastic hum de to.
Dr: (Gusse Se) Saale pighla kar chipka bhi lena!
ShAAdI Me JooTa ChUpaI Ke TiMe DuLhE Ki
1sT SaaLi BoLi :- MeIn ToH 1100 LuNgI. . .
2nd SaaLi :- MeIn ToH 2100 LuNgI. . .
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PicHe Se
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SaNtA BoLa :- 2310 LeLo UsMe BlUeTooTh Or FM BhI He.
Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Shaadi
Ke Jode Kon Banta Hai..?
Banta: Aasmaan Me Bahgwan Bante Hai,
Santa: O Teri Yaar, Galti Ho Gye
Banta: Kyu..!
Santa: Main To Darji Ko De Aaya..!