Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. . . . . . . Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain.

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jabardast Joke.. Bnta to Snta..;)) Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet me jabardast gas ban gyi h.. Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha h.. . Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne v bade smartly trick se gane ki dhun me dhun milate hue releas kr di.. . Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..:p jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki.. . . . . . . . Gana to aapne Headphone par Chalaya tha...:p:D :O :D

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Santa:Dr.mein jab baat karta hu 2 muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,aadmi nahi dikhta.Dr:Aisa kab hota hai Santa:Phone karte waqt.

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Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal Aaya. Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai. Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu. Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me, Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.

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Santa- Kya Laaye Ho.?? Banta- Mai Tere Liye Rishta Laya Hun. Ladki B.com Hai.. Santa - Ladki Chahe Kisi Bhi Com Ki Ho, Bas Padhi Likhi Honi Chahiye.

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Daru ki vajah se Barbad Sharabi engineer ne Kasam li aur ghar se Daru ki khali bottles fekne laga 1st fekte bola- Teri vajah seMeri Naukri gayi 2nd fekte bola- Teri vajah se Mera Ghar bika 3rd fekte bola- Teri vajah se Meri Biwi chali gayi 4th uthai to vo bhari hui nikli toh bola- Tu Side me hoja pagli, Tu to bekasur hai...;-) Ek Like toh banta boss

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Santa:ek baat bata yaar, suraj raat Q Nahi nikalta. Banta:abe gadhe! Niklega bhi to andhere me tere ko kya tere baap ko bhi nazar nahi aayega??

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Santa Gusse Me:- Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken NaHi hai.? Waiter:Sahab, Gulab Jamun Me Kon Sa Gulab hota hai? Santa:Ha Yaar Sorry....

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Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein! Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein!

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Pati: Mera Accident Ho Gaya H Bahut Khoon Aa Raha H,
Patni: Bahar Hi Rehna Jab Tak Thik Na Ho Jaye.

Maine Abhi Abhi Farash Dhoya H.
:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

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Santa: Meri GirlFriend Muje Chhod Ke Chali Gayi. Banta: Pakka Tu Uska Khayal Nahi Rakha Hoga. Santa: Are Yaar Sagi Behan Ki Tarah Rakhta Tha Usko

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Bnta to Snta.. Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet me jabardast gas ban gyi h.. Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha h.. . Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne v bade smartly trick segane ki dhun me dhun milate hue releas kr di.. . Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla.. jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki.. . . . . . . . Gana to aapne Headphone par Chalaya tha.

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Santa samose wale se: oye tumhare samose me se ladki ka baal nikla hai Somosa wala: Are 5 rupye me puri ladki niklagi kaya ??

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Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge? Santa: Biwi Se Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!

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Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha Khudkushi Paap hai Zulm hai Gunah hai Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko Goli maarle!

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Santa Shouting 2 His GF "U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And Cheated Me, I Was Waiting 4 U Yesterday Whole Day In The Post Office.

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Santa:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.. . . . . Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ?? . . . . . . . . . Santa:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi...:( :p :O :/

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Boss:Mere liye ek shisha le ke aao, Jisme mai apna muh dekh saku…! Santa:Nahi mila sir, Sab shisho par mera hi Muh Dikhay de raha tha

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Santa, Road Ki Zebra Crossing Par Bar Bar Uchalta Raha, What He Thinks?? Guess… “Yaar Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi”

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Bhikari: kuch khane ko Dedo. SANTA - TAMATAR KHAO Bikari - roti dedo Santa - TAMATAR KHAO Bikari -l ao tamatar hi do Santa ki Mumy - ye totla h,keh rha h, KAMAKAR khao.

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