संता: यार तेरी लाइफ में कोई लड़की क्यूं
नहीं आती?
बंता(शायराना अंदाज में):
जिंदगी हमारी यूं सितम हो गई,
खुशी ना जानें कहां दफन हो गई,
बहुत लिखी खुदा ने लोगों की तकदीर में
मोहब्बत,
जब हमारी बारी आई तो स्याही खत्म
हो गई.
Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
after 1 hour
Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai
Doctor: Kya khaya tha?
Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit
Santa Sitting On Roadside,
Banta Asks Y R U Wasting Time?
Santa:Im Taking Revenge.
Banta:How?
Santa:Waqt Ne Mujhe Barbad Kia
He,Ab Mein Waqt Brbad Kar Raha
Hu…
Santa Library Ja Kar Puchta Hai:"Suicide Karne Ke Tarike ka Book Hai Kya.. ??
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Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ke Dekha Aur Puchha:"Wapas Karne Kon Aayega..:p :D :O :D
~.~ Santa Banta Short Jokes ~.~
Teacher To Santa : Tumne Home Work Kyu Nahi Kiya…?
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Deadly Answer Given By
Santa : Sir Kyuki Hum To “Hostel” Me Rahte Hai…
Teacher:What is the diffirence between pyar & shaadi?
Santa:very simple sir,pyar insaan ko andha bana deta hai aur shaadi insaan ki ankhen khol deti hai..!
Police:- "Humey pakki Khabar mili hai ki aapke Ghar mein visphotak samagri hai..!!"
Santa~ "Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maikey gayi hai..!!"
Teacher- Agar Duniya Ki
Sari Ladkiyo Ka Chehra
Ek Jaisa Hota To Kya Hota?
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Santa- Hona Kya Tha Sir,
Gas Cyilinder Ki Tarah
Aaj Iske Ghar,
Kal Uske Ghar ..