Apple Wala: 100 Rs. Ke 10 apple Le Lo.
Santa: Kuch Kam Karo Yaar !
Apple Wala: aap Jaan Pahchan Wale Ho Is Liye
aapko 70 Rs. Ke 7 De Dunga
Santa: Thanx
Waris ali*
Banta to Santa:- santa yah chaku kyu ubal rhe ho?
Santo to Banta:- Atmahatya karne k liye.
Banta:- To phir ubalane ki kya jarurat h?
Santa:- kahi infection na ho jaye.
Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya"..
Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..
fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mujhe kya padheygi..:-)
Santa-mene Nischay Kar Liya He Ki,
Jab Tak 25 Ka Nai Ho Jata Shadi Hi Nahi Karunga|
Grlfrnd-or Mene Diside Kiya He
Jab Jak Shadi Nahi Karti
25 Ki Houngi B Nahi
Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!
Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to
Santa
use
ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
.
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!
Kameenii !!!
=D
Santa Ke Maa Ke Tabyat Khrab
Ho Gye, Wo Apne Maa Ko Lekar
Hospital Gya.
Doctor: Inke Kuch Test Honge,
Santa: Hey! Bhgwan Ab Kya Hoga,
"Mere Maa To Anphad Ha"
Dr- Which soap do u use????
Santa- Bajrang da soap,
DR- Toothpaste???????
Santa- Bajrang da paste,
DR- Shampooo??????
Santa- Bajrang da shampoo
Dr- Is Bajrang an international company??????
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Santa: No,
Bajrang is my room mate........:-) :D
Djsumit
Santa ki dadi mar gaye...
Ek admi bola:mujhe bhi sath le jati dadi...
Do char aur admio ne bola:mujhe bhi sath le jati dadi.
Santa: chup ho jao kamino,dadi kya tata suno se gaye hai jo tmhe bhi sath le jati...
:: Santa Banta Funny SMS ::
Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya.
Phir dusri side se bahar nikla
Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:????
Yaar, ye konsa road tha????????
Itne sare speed breaker