Teacher:What is the diffirence between pyar & shaadi?
Santa:very simple sir,pyar insaan ko andha bana deta hai aur shaadi insaan ki ankhen khol deti hai..!
Santa and banta jungle mein, samne aaya sher…
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main mitti phenki,
aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
Santa : Main kyu bhagu, mitti to tune phenki hai.
Santa: Kyu Bhai Udas Kyu Baithe Ho?
Banta: Ha Yaar! Meri Patni Ne Mujhe Notice Diya H
Ki Agar Maine Sharab Nahi Chodi To Weh Mujhe Chodkar Chali Jayegi.
Santa: Kitne Afsos Ki Baat H.
Banta: Ha Yaar, Bahut Bhali Aurat H Mujhe Bahut Yaad Karegi.
Santa Baar Baar Apne Santan Ke,
Khushnasibi Ki Duaa Maangta Tha...
Aisa Vo Kai Saalo Se Kar Rha Tha :D
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One Day Ek Farishta Aaya Uske Pass
Or Bola
.
Bhagwaan Ke Liye Bhaii.
Pahle Tu Shadi To Kar.
Santa: Yaar mai toh Mushkil me pad gaya.
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Biwi make up kare to kharcha bardasht nahi hota aur make up na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti
Santa Apni Girlfriend Ko Lekar Ghar Aaya!
Use Bistar Par Baithaya,
Sab Darwaze Khidki Band Kar Di,
Aur Light Bhi Band Karke Apni Girlfriend Ke Pass Aaya,
Aur Bola: Ye Dekho Meri Watch Mein Light Jalti Hain.
Santa goes into a bar in New York
The man on his right orders a drink,
‘Johnnie Walker, single.’
The man on his left says,
‘Jack Daniels, single.’
Santa says,
‘Santa Singh, married.’
Pappu santa se..
yr kal mai apne gf ko msg kr rha tha.. To banta
mujhe kbse dekh rha tha...fir mai 5 mint k liye
bathroom gya to...
Banta ne mere mobil se meri ka no. Le liya or use
romantic sms krne lga...
Santa-to tune kuch nhi kiya...
Pappu-mai kya kru wo pagal kal raat se apni behn
ko hi msg kr rha h
:: Santa Banta Funny SMS ::
Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta:
Ye Kya Hai?
Santa:
Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai.
Banta:
Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar,
Santa:
Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.
Santa toilet gaya to
diwar per likha tha,
"duniya chaand per
phuch gai hai, aur tum
yaha baitho ho?"
Santa ne likh diya,
.
.
"bas ye kerke, me bhi
jaa rhaa hun."
Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To
Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha!
Wife Romantic Hokar:
Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya?
Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola:
Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!!
By -nripendebnath