Santa: Yaar Ek Bat Bata ? . . . Banta : Haan Puchh ! . Santa : Yaar Log Sharab Kyun Pite Hain . Banta : Ab Log Sharab Kha To Nahi Sakte. Isliye Pite Hain ;-) :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
Santa and banta joke
santa:yaar banta muje andere me jane se dar lagta he
banta:to phir andere me light leke ja
santa:andere me light le kar javonga to bhut muje dekh lenge to.
Santa Chemist Ki Shop Pe 1
Bottle Le K Gaya Aur Ek
Chamach Liquid Shopkeeper Ko
Pila K Bola: Mitha Hai Kya?
Dukandar Bola: Nahi, Kyu Kya H Ye?
Santa: Docter Ne Bola Chemist
Ki Shop Se Urine Me Sugar Check
Karwa K Aao...!
Wo Check Krane Aya Tha. :-P
Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha…
Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.
Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.
Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?
Santa: Nahi pakk gaya..!!
isliye gir gaya.
Santa- God 1 kudi chahiye.
God- Muslim h to KATRINA KAIF dunga
Bania hai to YANA GUPTA
Panjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR
Bol tera naam kya hai?
Santa- Mohammed Santa Singh Agrwaal
Santa : Kal Raat Toilet main gaya toh wahan bhoot tha
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Banta : "Acha !!!!! Fir Kya hua "
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Santa : Hona Kya tha maine usse Bol diya "Bhai aap hi kar lo Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya"
The Most Romantic Lines
Main Kho Gaya Hu Tumhare Pyar Me Tum Bhi Kho Jao….
Santa Translated In English It Becomes:
I M Lost In Ur Love, U Also Get Lost..
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?
Santa Ko Ek Road Accident Ke Jurm Me
Girftar Kar Liya Jata Hai,
Judge: Ye Acident Ki Gatna Kaise Ghati.?
Santa: Sir Main Kuch Nahi Janta,
Main To So Raha Tha.
Ek Fauji Jab Ladai Mein Apne Karname Ki, Deeng Haak Chukka To Uska Dost Bola. . Ek Baat Samjh Mein Nahi Aayi. Ki Tumhare Hote Hue Puri Bataliyan Ko Ladai Mein Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Thi. :sunflower::sunflower::sunflower::hibiscus::hibiscus::sunflower::sunflower::sunflower:
Santa ne ek ladki se "I Love you" kaha.....
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola?
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To Santa rote huye bola:
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Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump:
5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do.
Pump Wala (Gusse Me):
Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai?
Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle,
Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai".
3 Boys proposing to 3 Girls
1= Tu meri Laila, te main tera Majnu.
2= Main tera Ranja, te tu meri Heer.
3= (SANTA) Tu meri Zaara, te main tera VEER....!