Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Apne Kutte Ko Lekar Hotel Ke Ander Gaya,
Manager Bola- Iss Gadhe Ko Apne Sath Ku Laye Ho ?
Aadmi: Pagal Hue Ho Yeh Gadha Nahi Kutta H,
Manager- Chup Raho, Mein Tumse Nahi Kutte Se Baat Kar Raha Hu.
santa ki wife ne sms kiya ki ghar kab aa rahe hoo??
zwab main santa ne sms kiya ki 20-25 min main....or zyada late hoo jaye toh sms fir se padh lena......
Golu or Molu Bahut Achhe Dost Thhe Par Achanak Ek Hi Din Dono Mar Jate Hai Aur Ikathe Narak Mein Pahunchte Hai.
Golu Ne Molu Ko Dekha Aur Hairan Hote Hue Pucha.
Golu: ��Abe Tu Kaise Mara?��
Molu: ��Thand Se, Aur Tu?��
Golu: ��Mene Aatam Hatya Ki��
Molu: ��Kyu Be, Tu To Achha Bhala Tha Aur Khushi Se Jee Raha Thha?��
Golu: ��Yaar, Mujhe Laga Meri Biwi Ka Kisi Se Affair Hai, Ek Din Shaq Hone Pe Chaapa Maara Par Koi Nahi Tha, Sharm Ke Mare Maine Aatm-Hatya Kar Li��
Molu Ne Golu Ko Zor Se Thapad Mara Aur Bola.
��HARAMKHOR Agar Fridge Khol Ke Dekha Hota, To Na Tu Sharm Se Marta Aur
.
Na Mein Thand Se�� :-D :-D
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped- paude thay,
Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal
Aaya.
Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai.
Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu.
Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me,
Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho
Jayenge.
1 darzi logon k kapde lekar farar ho gaya.
koi kehta meri pant.
koi kehta meri shirt.
Santa bhi ro raha tha Logo ne pucha q ro rahe ho? Wo mera maap le gaya...
Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka
Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko
Hi Qatl Kar Diywa.
Kyunki Biwi Ki
Undergarments Mein
Likha Tha:
100% Soft & Silky.
Tested By CHAND &
SONS.
Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa
Raha Tha,
Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila
Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha.
Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua?
Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya
Mili Hai?
Dost: 6 Hafte
Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte
Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt
Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko
Maar Dala
Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale,
Yeh Tune Kya Kiya?
Puri Baat To Sunta,
6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.
Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to
Santa
use
ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
.
Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!
Kameenii !!!
=D
santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada?
doctor-konsa game khelteho?
santa-mobile mai snake wala.
.
.raj