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  • Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua, Mummy ye Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He? Mummy- Yeh Tere Pappa He Santa- To Hum Is Ganje K Sath Q Rehte He
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Marte hue aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Banta : Birla cement. Santa : Kyun? Banta : Kyunki is cement mein jaan hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha? Kyon? Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • ‚ latest sms jokes ‚‚ Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale h. Banta: Acha Par mai nhi dekh pawunga. Santa: kyu Banta: Mera TV to 21 inch ka hi hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police: Car Gas Par Hai Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Petrol Par Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Diesel Par Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Phir Kis Par Hai Santa: Installment Par Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya. Phir dusri side se bahar nikla Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:???? Yaar, ye konsa road tha???????? Itne sare speed breaker
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Wife Tours & Travels Magazine Padhte Hue Boli. Wife: "Is Baar 2nd Honeymoon Ke Liye, Greece Try Karen" Santa: "Kyo? Sarson Ke Tel Mein Kya Kharabi Hai".
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता: मैंने पिछले 20 सालों में एक बात नोट की है. बंता: वह क्या? संता: यार ये रेलवे फाटक जब भी बंद होता है, ट्रेन जरूर आती है.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne ek aadmi ko tamacha mar diya.? Aadmi: Mene kya galti ki ? Santa: Tum saale galti karo uske liye hum intezaar thodi karenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa: Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain? Banta: goal kar rahe hain!!! Santa:’lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain, aur kitni gol Karenge?’
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai. Aur Apka? Santa: Mera Mahine Baad Hota Hai, Kyuki Mujhe Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl! The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!! Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Train mai santa apni wife se: Tujhse shaadi karke pachchhta raha hoo, dil karta hai k tujhe kutte ke daal du Saamne Baitha passenger: Bhow, BHow, BhoW, Bbhow ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Bad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story Librarian- Santa ji,wo TELEPHONE DIARY hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Do Ladkio Ki Aapas Mein Baat Chit. Pehli : Mein Tumhari Tarah Apne Pati Mein Kabhi Burai Nahi Dhundti. Dusri : Ha Jab Burayi Saaf Najar Aati Ho To Dhundne Ka Kya Faida.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor:- kal apka urine test karenge.iss bottle me apna urine likee ana. . . . . Santajara soch-ke) app khud test karenge?yaa kisi aur se test karwaoge? . . . Doctor:-mein khud he test karunga. . Santa ne agli din urine ke sath samusa bhi lekee ayaa. . . . . . Doctor:-urine likee aya thik hei.magar samusa q? . . . . . . . . Santa:-khali mu-mee urine test karenge acca nehi lagega.isiliye mein samusa bhi likee ayaa.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Log Kehte Hai Ki Mohabbt Zindgi Hoti Hai, Maut Nahi Magar Wo Kya Jane Ki Dhoka Bhi Zindgi Deti Hai Maut Nahi . Aaj santa Serious hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Oye!what R U doing? Banta-Recording this baby’s voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this.
    • 10 years ago



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