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  • Santa Ko Koi Mobile Pe Tang Krta Tha Snta Ne New Sim Kharid Kr Use Msg Kia Maine Wo Sim Band Kr Dia Hai Ab Tera Bap B Muje Tang Nhi Kr Skta.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar 1Train achanakpatri se utar gayi, Khetonmein idhar udhar jaane lagi aur fir wapas patri par aa gayi. Railway walon ne enquiry bithai driver Santa pe. Puchhaki kya hua. Santa:Ek aadmi patri par khadatha aur hat hi nahi raha tha. Officer:Santa- Pagal ho kya? 1admi ke liye tumnesare passengerski zindagi jokhim mein daal di? Us 1 aadmi ko kuchal denatha!!! Santa:Main wahi to karnejaa raha tha ki achanakwo patri se utar karkhetonmein idhar udhar bhagne laga...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Preeto Santa Se Puchti Hai Preeto: “Kitna Pyar Karte Ho Mujhe?” Santa: “Shahjhan Jitna” Preeto: “Sachii, Mere Marne Ke Baad Taj Mahal Bnaoge?” Santa: “Main Plot Bhi Le Chuka Hoon Pagli, Der To Tu Kar Rahi Hai“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Golden Words By Hitler: If u cant fly, run if u cant run, walk if u cant walk, crawl but.. keep moving Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai?
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? SANTA: Phone karte waqt.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa goes into a bar in New York The man on his right orders a drink, ‘Johnnie Walker, single.’ The man on his left says, ‘Jack Daniels, single.’ Santa says, ‘Santa Singh, married.’
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Walking On Road Samne Gobar Pada Tha, Santa Ne Jhuk Kar Ungli Dal Kar Taste Kiya Aur Bola: "Ohh Ye To Gobar Hai, Shukr Hai Mera Pair Nahi Pada."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa bunta chess khel rahe the.. joke doesnt end here!! 1st: yaar hum khel band karte hai. 2nd: thik hai, waise bhi tera ghoda aur mera hathi hi bacha hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता टीचर - जब बिजली कड़कती है तो चमक पहले दिखाई देती है और आवाज बाद में सुनाई देती है … क्यों ? . . . बंता स्टूडेंट - क्योंकि हमारी आँखें आगे हैं और कान पीछे … !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U Ab Tum Muje Bolo Girl:Me Abi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai H
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne railway reservation form me Ling ke samne likha - 8 inch. Lady clerk - ye kya hae? kato ise Santa: kitna? Lady: pura Santa - Maa chud@o, Bus se chala jaunga :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa. Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha: 100% Soft & Silky. Tested By CHAND & SONS.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता अपने पिता के सामने सिगरेट पी रहा था, लोगों ने कहा कि आप अपने पिता के सामने सिगरेट पी रहे हो? संता- वो मेरे पिता हैं, कोई पेट्रोल पम्प नहीं..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa And Banta Jungle Mein, Samne Aaya Sher… Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Mitti Phenki, Aur Bhaagne Lagaa Aur Santa Ko Bhi Bhaagne Ko Kahaa. Santa : Main Kyu Bhagu, Mitti To Tune Phenki Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa To Banta.. Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod Diya.. . . Banta-: Kyu..?? Kya Kaha Unhone..? . . . Santa-: Unhone Kaha . . . . . . Mungfali Me Dana Nahi, Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi.. Hahahaha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal Aaya. Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai. Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu. Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me, Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.
    • 10 years ago



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