Santa: pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga
fir MA fir Phd karwaunga
fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.
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Banta: fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo
Santa And Banta Jungle Mein, Samne Aaya Sher…
Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Mitti Phenki,
Aur Bhaagne Lagaa Aur Santa Ko Bhi Bhaagne Ko Kahaa.
Santa : Main Kyu Bhagu, Mitti To Tune Phenki Hai
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
Aadmi Ne Bhagwan Se Pucha: Tumhe Aurat Ko Itna Najuk Kyu Bnaya?
Bhagwan: Taaki Tum Use Pyar Karo.
Aadmi: Aur Itna Aakrshak Ku Bnaya?
Bhagwan: Taaki Tum Use Pyar Kar Sako.
Aadmi: Magar Use Itna Bewkoof Ku Bnaya?
Bhagwan: Taaki Wo Tumhe Pyar Kar Sake.
Santa,his wife with son and daugher went to a party..
he introduced his family to his friends saying.." I am Santa.. and this is Santnee
this is my kid and that is my kidney!!"
Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha
BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun
latak raha he
SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he
ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali
jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya
Santa on an
interview for
the post of detective
was asked a question
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Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Santa – Thanks for
giving me the job,
I will investigate.
Teacher - Homework Kita ?
Santa - Hanji, Kita!
Teacher - Fill In The Blank
900 Chuhe Kha Ke Bili____chali
Santa - 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Holi Holi Chali
Teacher - Oye Murkha Tenu Pata Nahi
Ehda Ki Jawaab Hai.
Santa - Tuhada Lehaaj Rakhya Hai,
Tussi Mere Master Ho..
Nahi Ta 900 Chuhe Kha Ke
Ta Billi Hil V Nahi Sakdi,
Main Ta Fer Vi Holi Holi Turaa Diti.
Santa:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai..
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Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ??
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Santa:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi...:( :p :O :/
Ek Dadi Uss Mohalle Mein Nayi-Nayi Gayi Thi,
Mohalle Mein Rashan Aur Kirane Ki Ek Hi Dukan Thi.
Uss Dukan Par Jakar Dukandar Se Boli- Tum Hamara Udhar Khata Khol Lo,
Tumhare Rashan Wagerah Ke Paise Ek Sath Mil Jayenge.
Acchi Baat H. Dukandar Ne Permanent Grahak Milne Par
Khush Hokar Kaha- Aap 30 Taarikh Ko Udhar Chukka Dena.
Dadi : Ha Jarur Lekin 30 February Ko
Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein!
Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein!
Dimag ka Dahi wala JoKe
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santa Nepali Se - Tum American
Ho?
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Nepali- Nahi Me Nepal Ka Hu..
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santa- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho
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Nepali- Nahi Bhai Main Nepal Ka
Hu..
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santa- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho
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Nepali (Gusse Me)- Ha Me
American hu...
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santa- Lagte To Nepali Ho
Khan
Santa apni gf k gar pe rat me milne gya .
Santa - chalo ab hum thoda pyar kar lete h .
Gf -nhi .meri ma dekh legi .
Santa -nhi dekh sakegi .meri jimmedari hai . Meri jimmedari hai.
(gf ki ma jag jati h or ladki ki pitai karne lagti h )
santa - meri koi jimmedari nhi h .