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  • Santa Went To Interview For FBI Agent. Interviewer: “Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?” Santa: “Thanks For Giving The Job Sir, I Would Immediately Start Investigation.“ -
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai Batao Main Kya Karun? Banta: Karna Kya Hai, 2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ? Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi, Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai "I love u 2" Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता प्रवचन सुनकर घर आया और पत्नी को गोद में उठा लिया. पत्नी : – क्या गुरूजी ने रोमांस करने के लिए कहा है ? संता : – नहीं पगली, उन्होंने तो कहा है कि अपने दुःख खुद उठाओ …!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa 5 Minute Ma Exam Paper Lakhi Bar Aavi Gayo. Banta- Shu Thyu Na Aavdyu Ke Shu? Santa- Na Evi Vat nathi, Mare Kal Na Paper Ni Taiyari Karvani Chhe.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Tapsya Se Khush Ho Kar Bhagwan Bole: Var Mango Vats Santa: Prabhu!! Jaisa Aap Soch Rahe Hai Mein Vaisa Nahi Hu.. Mujhe Vadhu Chahiye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to doctor:" Jab mein sota hu to mere sapne me Live IPL Cricket match aane lagta hai.. . . . . Doctor:" Koi baat nahi ye medicine sone se pehle kha lena.. . . . . . . . Santa:" Kal se khaonga, aaj to final match hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता अपने लिए लड़की देखने गया। लड़की के बाप ने पूछा- बेटा, शराब पीते हो? संता- शराब फिर कभी सही अभी तो सिर्फ चाय चलेगी !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Truck Dusre Truck Ko Rassi Se Bandh Kar Le Ja Raha Tha Ye Dekh Kar Santa Hans-Hans Ke Lot-Pot Ho Gaya Aur Bola. Santa: “Ek Rassi Ko Le Jane K Liye 2-2 Truck“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:- Yaar Aajkal, Judwa Bachche Paida Kyo Ho Rhe Hai? . . . . . . . Banta:- Yar Desh Me Itna Aatankwad Bad Gaya Hai, Ki Bachche Akele Aane Se Darte Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Mirror and Padayi Santa : Tu Mirror Ke Saamne Baith kar Padhta kyun Hai...??? Banta : Is K 3 Faide Hai... 1. Sath Mein Revison Ho Jata Hai... 2. Khud Pe Nazar Rehti Hai... 3. Padhne Ke Liye Company Mil Jati Hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa or Banta chess khel rahe the, Santa : Aab bus hua. hum khel band karte hain. Banta: thik hain, waise bhi tumhara ghoda, aur mera hathi hi bacha hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • latest sms jokes ‚‚ BANTA-tera history da paper kaisa hua ? SANTA-’bhout bura’, Saalo ne mere birth se B phale K question puch rakhe the.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jeeto: What Do U Think About Our Love..? Santa: Try To Count The Stars In The Sky.. Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite.. Santa: No Baby, Its A Waste Of Time..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha! Wife Romantic Hokar: Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya? Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola: Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di. Patni:Fir? Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di. Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha? Santa:Mera BETA
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Badhi Der Tak Bolne Ke Baad Jab Stage Se Niche Utra,
    To Ek Firangi News Reporter Ne Pucha,
    Aapke Yaha To Neta Bahut Der-Der Tak Bolte H,
    Tab Uss, Aadmi Ne Muskura Kar Jawab Diya,
    Netaji To Abhi Aayenge. Abhi To Mick Testing Chal Rahi Thi.
    :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha. Banta: Toh? Santa: Khushe ke mare Train ke engine ko choom liya :*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: mere paas.. gadi he, bangla he, bank balance he,sab he.. kya hai tumhare paas? . . Banta: Mere paas un sab ki Duplicate chaavi hai...
    • 10 years ago



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