Santa ne bhagte huye Bus pakdi aur Driver se puchha.
Bus teri Maa lagti he?
Nahi.
Behen?
Nahi.
Biwi?
Nahi.
To kamine "PAKDNE" kyo nhi deta..
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Waiter: Ur Bill Sir.
Santa: Take My Card.
Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card.
Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai..
All Cards are Accepted.
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Santa toilet gaya to
diwar per likha tha,
"duniya chaand per
phuch gai hai, aur tum
yaha baitho ho?"
Santa ne likh diya,
.
.
"bas ye kerke, me bhi
jaa rhaa hun."
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Jaj-Suna h pichale 10 sal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rkha h
Snta-Pr Janab
Jaj:Safai ki jrurat nhi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise
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banta- ladkiya shrab se itna nafrat kyu krti hai?
santa-kyuki shrab pine k baad unke chuhe jaise
pati shero jaisa bartaao krne lagte hai...
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Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha
1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho
Tum??
.
.
.
Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho?
.
.
.
Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun.
.
.
.
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Santa :- Ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.
Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab
Laptop Aur LCD
Ka Zamana Hai ...
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Santa is the true music lover.
A girl is singing in a bathroom while taking a bath and Santa is near the keyhole listening to her.
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Santa Se Puchha Ki-?Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban?na Pasand Karoge?
Srdr-?A Cockroach?
Why?
Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
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Santa : Dad, you will soon become a rich man.
Santa k Dad : How?
Santa : 2morow my teacher will teach me how to Convert paise in2 rupees.
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बंता ने हजामत की दुकान
खोली संता शेव कराने
आया।
बंता- मूंछ रखनी है??
संता- हां...
बंता (मूंछ काट कर )- ले
रख ले जहां रखनी है!!!
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Interviewer: Just Imagine,
You Are In 8th Floor,
It Caught Fire,
How Will You Escape?
Santa: Its Very Simple,
I Will Stop My Imagination..!!
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Santa Ki Wife Ka Rang Kala Tha, 1Din Orange Saari Pehnkar Pucha: Main Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu? Santa:Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho.
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Santa ki wife ne use office jate waqt kaha
“See You in the evening!”
Santa gusse me: Main bhi tujhe dekh lunga kamini!
Dhamki kisko deti hai?
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Santa:Aaj Meri Bakri Ne Anda Diya
Banta:Bakri Kab Se Anda Dene
Lagi H
Santa:Hum V.I.P Log H
Humne Apni Murgi Ka Naam Bakri
Rakha hai.
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संता अपने पिता के सामने सिगरेट पी रहा था, लोगों ने कहा कि आप अपने पिता के सामने सिगरेट पी रहे हो?
संता- वो मेरे पिता हैं, कोई पेट्रोल पम्प नहीं..
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Banta: Tum Tenstion Me Kyu Hai.?
Santa: Yaar Me Apni GF Ki Wajah Se Lakhpatti Ho Gya.
Banta: To Is Me
Tenstion Wali Kya Baat Hai.?
Santa: Main PahLe Carod Pati Tha.
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Santa apne papa ke sat ja raha tha
Us ka lali pop gir gaya,
To daidy ne kha beta chod do
Dosra lelegen
2 dinbad un ke sat us ki ma bhi
thi,
Ma gir gai to bete ne kha,
Daddy chod do dosri lelege.
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Santa:Ye pyar kab hota hai?
Banta: Jab time khrab chal raha ho,
rahu ketu or shani ki dasa kharab ho,
apka mangal kamjor ho,
aur bhagwan maze lene ke mood mein ho....
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