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  • Santa samundar m dahi daal raha tha. Banta- kya kr ra hai? Santa- Lassi bna ra hu Banta- isliye log hm pe joke marte hai Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Pata hai kurkure khane se kya hota hai? Banta: Kya hota hai ? Santa: Socho... socho... socho... Banta: Nahi pata Santa: Abe, kurkure khatam ho jate hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first- the chicken or the egg? O yaar,jiska order pehle doge,vo ayega!
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, khol k dekha to under CHHUHA mra hua tha, dekh k santa bola:AE lo,chalega kaise. SINGER to mar gaya. .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Walking On Road. Samne Gobar Pada Tha! . Santa Ne Jhuk Kr Ungli Dal Kr Taste Kia Aur Bola . Oh! Ye To Gobar h,Shukr h Mera Pair Nai Pada
    • 10 years ago



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  • JUNG main SANTA ne bulet proof jacket ki jagah machrdani pehani. BANTA-aisa kyu? SANTA-jisme machar nahi ghus sakta usme goli kaise gusegi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Apni Biwi Se Santo Jo Tu Padh Rahi H Na Wo Newspaper Ulta H. Santo: Santa Ji Kisne Kaha Mein Padh Rahi Hu Mein To Sirf Photo Dekh Rahi Hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • डॉक्टर- आपकी एक किडनी फेल हो गयी है.. रामू- पहले तो बहुत रोया फिर आंसू पोछते हुए बोला कितने नंबर से।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl to Santa tumhare bina mera Zee nahi lagta.. Santa: ZEE nahi lagta toh, SONY Ya STAR PLUS laga le..!! Ye ladkiya bhi na..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Badhi Der Tak Bolne Ke Baad Jab Stage Se Niche Utra,
    To Ek Firangi News Reporter Ne Pucha,
    Aapke Yaha To Neta Bahut Der-Der Tak Bolte H,
    Tab Uss, Aadmi Ne Muskura Kar Jawab Diya,
    Netaji To Abhi Aayenge. Abhi To Mick Testing Chal Rahi Thi.
    :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santo :- Doctor:pill: Batate H Ki Pagalkhane Mein Aadmi Aurato Se 70% Jyada H.
    Santa :- Par Doctor Ne Yeh Nahi Likha Hoga Ki Iska Shreh Kise Jata H.
    :yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Swimming Pool Me Naha Rahe the. Santa Dubne Laga, to us ne Banta Ki Lulli Pakad Li. Banta: Bhosdike Tairna Seekh, Ladki K sath Hota to dub Jata! *JuSt FrOm SkR*
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता अपने लिए लड़की देखने गया। लड़की के बाप ने पूछा- बेटा, शराब पीते हो? संता- शराब फिर कभी सही अभी तो सिर्फ चाय चलेगी !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua, Mummy ye Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He? Mummy- Yeh Tere Pappa He Santa- To Hum Is Ganje K Sath Q Rehte He
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu? Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya. Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua? Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi Hai, Liver Mein Pain Ho Raha Hai Doc: Daroo Peete Ho?? Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg Hi Banana.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA ELECTRIC SHOP ME- 2 PANKHE DENA 1 LADIES OR 1 GENTS. SALESMAN-PANKHO ME LADIES OR GENTS NHI HOTA SANTA-KESE NHI HOTA 1 BAJAJ KA DE OR EK Usha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Sham Ko Ghar aaya aur Sochne Laga Ki aaj Kya Khas Karna Tha Sochta Raha Sochta Raha - Bahut Socha Raat Ke 3 Baje Yaad aaya Ki aaj Jaldi Sona Tha Waris ali*
    • 10 years ago



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