Santa on an
interview for
the post of detective
was asked a question
-
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Santa – Thanks for
giving me the job,
I will investigate.
Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha.
Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi.
Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi,
mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.
Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump:
5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do.
Pump Wala (Gusse Me):
Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai?
Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle,
Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai".
संता- क्यों रो रहे हो?
बंता- हाथी मर गया है।
संता- ये तुम्हारा पालतू हाथी था क्या?
बंता- नहीं।
संता- तो फिर तुम क्यों रो रहे हो?
बंता- मुझे उसकी कब्र खोदने का काम मिला है !!!
Santa Ko Ek Road Accident Ke Jurm Me
Girftar Kar Liya Jata Hai,
Judge: Ye Acident Ki Gatna Kaise Ghati.?
Santa: Sir Main Kuch Nahi Janta,
Main To So Raha Tha.
Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal
Aaya.
Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai.
Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu.
Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me,
Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho
Jayenge.