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  • Ek Dadi Uss Mohalle Mein Nayi-Nayi Gayi Thi, Mohalle Mein Rashan Aur Kirane Ki Ek Hi Dukan Thi. Uss Dukan Par Jakar Dukandar Se Boli- Tum Hamara Udhar Khata Khol Lo, Tumhare Rashan Wagerah Ke Paise Ek Sath Mil Jayenge. Acchi Baat H. Dukandar Ne Permanent Grahak Milne Par Khush Hokar Kaha- Aap 30 Taarikh Ko Udhar Chukka Dena. Dadi : Ha Jarur Lekin 30 February Ko
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  • Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha! Wife Romantic Hokar: Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola: Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!!
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  • Santa: banta bhai aaj hum log tab tak piyenge jab tak samne vale ped 3 ke 6 nahi dikhte?? . . . . . Waiter: bus karo saloo samne 1 hi ped hain.. ab kya pura jungle banaoge:D
  • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Se Bola :- Bhai Suna H Teri Biwi Ke Baccha Hua H. Bache Ka Baap Kaun H? Banta Bahut Laal-Pila Hua Aur Gaaliya Dene Laga. Santa Mand Sawar Mein Bola- Khafa Kyu Hota H, Yaar Mein To Samjha Tha Ki Tujhe Malum Hoga.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai? Salesman : 1 Lakh Rs. Santa: Why Anything Special? Salesman : Light Chali Gayi To Automatic Off Ho Jayega. Santa : Oh, Pack It.
  • 9 years ago



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  • संता- यार तूने कभी सोचा है कि अस्पताल में ऑपरेशन से पहले मरीज को बेहोश क्यों किया जाता है? बंता- अगर बेहोश नहीं किया और मरीज ने ऑपरेशन करना सीख लिया तो डॉक्टर के धंधे की तो वाट लग जाएगी।
  • 9 years ago



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  • ShAAdI Me JooTa ChUpaI Ke TiMe DuLhE Ki 1sT SaaLi BoLi :- MeIn ToH 1100 LuNgI. . . 2nd SaaLi :- MeIn ToH 2100 LuNgI. . . . PicHe Se . . SaNtA BoLa :- 2310 LeLo UsMe BlUeTooTh Or FM BhI He.
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  • SANTA at medical store: I need poison MAN:I cant sell u until u hav prescripti ?on . SaNTA showed his Wedding card . MAN: sir badi botal du ya choti.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ne ~ F A M O U S ~ T A T T O O ~ S H O P ~ me Girlfriend ka naam apne haath par likhwaya "Latest Tattoo Designs" me. Ghar aane ke baad jor jor se rone laga, Banta: kyun rorahe ho? Santa: Abey, Girlfriend ki spelling galat ho gaye.
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  • Daku bank lutne gaye.. gun ghar me bhul gaye fir bhi bank lut lia kaise? bank manager santa tha, bola: koi baat nai i trust u, gun muje kal dikha dena.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Ne Ek Lekakh Ke Nobel Ki Bahut Aalochna Ki. Lekakh Gusse Mein Uska Patar Lekar Uske Ghar Gaya Aur Bola- Aapne Aaj Tak Koi Nobel Likha H Nahi Na To Kisi Ki Aalochna, Kaise Likh Sakte Ho Aadmi: Agar Mein Murgi Ki Tarah Anda, Nahi De Sakta To Kya Hua, Oomlet Ke Bare Mein Murgi Se Jyada Janta Hu.
  • 9 years ago



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  • History ke teacher ne puchha-Kalidas ka 1 Bhai jute banata tha, Uska naam kya tha? SANTA ne socha Bahut socha phir jawab diya- . Addidas.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Santa 2 Banta: Santa- Maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !! Banta: Wo Kya? Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko Dadhi- Mooch Nahi Aayi? Banta :Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hoon
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  • Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ambani V/s Santa
    This Is Ultimate
    Ambani: Agar Main Subah Se Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Apni Aadhi Property Bhi Nahi Dekh Sakta..
    Santa: Hamare Paas Bhi Aisi Khatara Car Thi… Humne To Bech Di..
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy::joy::joy::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
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  • Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge? Santa: Biwi Se Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!
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  • Santa cigarate piche chupakar bola bata mere hath me kya hai? Banta: Rail gadi Santa: Tujhe kaise pata Banta: Mene Dhuan nikalte dekha tha.!
  • 9 years ago



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