अगर आपकी बीवी को भूत पकड़ ले, तो आप क्या करोगे..? :disappointed_relieved: . . . . . Santa:- मैंने क्या करना है ?:smirk:... .. गलती भूत की है, खुद भुगतेगा.:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
santa banta were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
Santa suffering from cold was shivering.
His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
Santa Har Sunday Ko Holi Kehleta Tha.
Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ne Santa Se Pucha,
Tum Har Sunday Ko Holi Kyun Khelte Ho?
Santa - Maine Kahin Padha Tha Ki,
"Sunday Is A Holi Day"
Santa Ki Shaadi Ke Liye Ladki Ke Baap Ne Santa Se Puchha.
Baap: “Akal Badi Ya Bhains?”
Santa Ne Bohat Der Sochha Aur Phir Jawab Diya.
Santa: “Tumne Mujhe Paagal Samjha Hai?, Date Of Birth To Batayi Hi Nahi“
Santa ne underwear dho k padosan ki salwar k pass sukhne dal di
Aur aawaz di-
Bhabhi jab tum salwar utaro mujhe awaz de dena.
Main bhi underwear utaar lunga.
santa ki wife ne sms kiya ki ghar kab aa rahe hoo??
zwab main santa ne sms kiya ki 20-25 min main....or zyada late hoo jaye toh sms fir se padh lena......