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- santa- 1 chor ne mujhe chaku dikha k lut liya, banta- tera pas to hamesha gun hoti hai, santa- ha 2 lakh ki hai mene chupali thi vrna harami vo b le jate.
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- Santa Kutte Ki Poonch Pipe Mein Dal Raha Thha, Banta: "Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti" Santa: "Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon".
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- Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha, Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala ! . . Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!? . . . . Santa:- B.C A Final Year.
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- Hey Bhagwan, Raksha Karna. Ramesh Ji Ne Subah Subah Mein, Khana Khane Ke Baad Dono Hath Jodkar Bhagwan Se Prathna Ki. Uske She Karmchari: Ramesh Ji , Aap Rojana Lunch Mein Isi Tarah Prathna Kyu Kiya Karte H. Bhai Baat Yeh H Ki Sham Ko Khana To Mein Khud Apne Hatho Se Banata Hu. Lekin Subah Ka Khana Patni Ke Hatho Ka Bana Hua Khata Hu.
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- Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa- Cant you read the board.Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
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- The Most Romantic Lines Main Kho Gaya Hu Tumhare Pyar Me Tum Bhi Kho Jao…. Santa Translated In English It Becomes: I M Lost In Ur Love, U Also Get Lost..
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- Santa ki Maa:- 20 Saal Tak Meri Koi Aulad Nhi Hui Press Reprter: Fir Apne Kya Kiya? Maa:Fir me 21 Saal ki hui to Papa ne Meri Shadi Karai.
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- Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai! Sab ka nishana chook gaya?
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- SANTA: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? SANTA: Phone karte waqt.
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- Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Santa says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.
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- ek party me satae ek aurat ke niche ugli kardi Aurat-What is dis im not a call girl SAta=
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- Santa loan lene k liye bank gya. Bank k ek postar par likha tha ki " Hamre yaha Sone par loan Milta hai " santa bank me so gya . Gard ne santa ko uthaya or bola bank me kyu so rahe ho ? Santa: loan k liye.
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- Santa- Tumhare Papa Kitne Saal K Hai? Banta- Jitne Saal Ka mai hu. santa- kaise? banta- jis din mai paida huwa usi din to wo papa bane.
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- Santa: Pata hai kurkure khane se kya hota hai? Banta: Kya hota hai ? Santa: Socho... socho... socho... Banta: Nahi pata Santa: Abe, kurkure khatam ho jate hai!
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- Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya. Cashier- Tumhare Note nakli hai. Santa- Tujhe kya farak padata hai? Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!=D =))
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Patni Apne Kisi Chahne Wale Ke Sath Ghar Mein Maujh Masti Kar Rahi Thi,
Jab Uska Pati Ghar Par Nahi Tha. Achanak Uska Pati Ghar Aa Gaya.
Uski Patni Uss Aadmi Ke Upar Leti Hui Thi.
Ye Dekh Wo San Reh Gya. Wo Kuch Bolta Usse Pehle Hu Uski Biwi.
Hadd H Aap Ki Bhi. Kabhi To Haste –Muskurate Raha Karo.
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
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- Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient.
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- Santa=Mai kal film dekhne theater gaya,Wahan Such-much aadmi ko kat rahe the Banta:- Tu Kaunse theatre gaya tha? Santa:-Operation theater.
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- santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu? Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya. Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.
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- santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu? Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya. Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.
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