Biwi: Jo Aadmi Roj Raat Ko Sharab Peekar Aata H, Uske Liye Mere Maan Mein Bilkul Bhi Hamdardi Nahi H. Pati: Jise Roj Sharab Pine Ko Milti Ho, Use Kisi Ki Hamdardi Ki Jarurat Nahi Hoti. :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye
Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki.
Judge :Ek Baar Firse Sochle, Aisi Biwi Kismat Se Milti Hai !!!
Santa ne ~ F A M O U S ~ T A T T O O ~ S H O P ~ me Girlfriend ka naam apne haath par likhwaya
"Latest Tattoo Designs" me.
Ghar aane ke baad jor jor se rone laga,
Banta: kyun rorahe ho?
Santa: Abey, Girlfriend ki spelling galat ho gaye.
‚ New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚
Santa Date pe Gya,
After dinner Ahista se bola
Main kuch kehna chahta hu ,tm Naraz to nhi hogi?
Girl shrma k-Nhi ap Kaho na
Santa-Bill adha-2 kr le.
SANTA NE BANTA SE KAHA KI AAJ SCHOOL ME LOVE DAY HE.
BANTA TO LADKIYA HATHO ME RAKHI KAYO BANDH RAHI HE.
SANTA ARE YAR YE RAKHI BANKAR APNA PYAR KAR RAHI HE.
Banta Cigratte Pe 2 Metre Pipe Laga Kr Pe Raha Tha.
Santa : Tu Pipe Laga Kar Cig Q Pe Raha Hai
Banta : Doctor Ne Kaha, Cigaret-bidi Se Dur Rehna.
By -R J vishal
Santa ko chand par bhejne ka
faisla hua..
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.
Aadhe raste
jakar Santa rocket se kood gaya or
chillaya……
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kamino aaj to amawasya hai,
chand to hoga hi nahi…… :p
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Santa Apni Girlfriend Se Phone Par Baatein Kar Raha Tha.
Girlfriend: “Mujhe Iss Valentine Par Kya De Rahe Ho?”
Santa: “Jaanu, Main Tumhe Diamond Ring La Dunga, Car, Bangla Sab La Dunga.”
Girlfriend: “Wowww, To Aaj Shaam Ko Park Mein Aa Rahe Ho Na?”
Santa: “Haan, Agar Mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya Diya To Jaroor Aa Jayunga.”
Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein:
Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents.
Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies Aur Gents Nahi Hota Yar!
Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka…
Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai,
Aur Kehta Hai.
Santa: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai,
Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya
Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha:
Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Tha?
Santa: Niimboo Pani Mein
Santa Ke Lips Jale Hue Thay!
Banta: Kaise Jale.?
Santa: Wife Ko Railway Station
Drop Karne Gaya Tha..!
Banta: To.?
Santa: Khusi Ke Mare, Train
Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya.!!!