Santa : Tum bike itni tez q chala rahe ho ?
Banta : Ye letter urgent dena hai
Santa : Kaha ?
Banta : Address padhne ka time nahi hai.
Santa : Ok go fast...!
Anur
Ek Din Santa Raste me Sandas Kar Raha tha.... Tab Achanak Waha par police aajati hai aur Santa ko pakad ke le ja raha tha.... Tab santa bola ki saab sabut to uthalo... Hahahahahahah.. Santa r0ck Police Sock
Santa:-Ek Bus Ke Piche Teji Se Baag Raha Tha Aakhir Mein Usne Bus Pakad Hi Li.
Vo Driver Ke Pass Gaya Or Usko Bola – “Ye Bus Teri Ma Lagti Hai?”
Driver Bola: “Nahi”
Santa: “Behan Lagdi Hai?”
Driver: “Nahi”
Santa: “ Biwi?”
Driver: “Nahi”
Santa: “To Saale Fir Chadne Kyu Nahi Deta.“
Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha
Police=kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Santa=abbu K Liye Dua,
Police=ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai
Santa=abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.........
Santa Ki Shaadi Ke Liye Ladki Ke Baap Ne Santa Se Puchha.
Baap: “Akal Badi Ya Bhains?”
Santa Ne Bohat Der Sochha Aur Phir Jawab Diya.
Santa: “Tumne Mujhe Paagal Samjha Hai?, Date Of Birth To Batayi Hi Nahi“
2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate
hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
Santa Ki Wife To Santa- Aaj Se+ Ka Mann Kr Rha H.
Santa- Jaan Aaj Nhi Kal Krenge.
Wife- Aaj Q Ni Janu.
Santa- Jaan Aaj C0nd*m Lana Bhul Gya.
Wife- Teri To Roz Ki Magaj Mari H,
Lamination Q Ni Krwa Leta Saale.
Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha.
Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi.
Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi,
mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.
Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati...
Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya...
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Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney lagey...
Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola...
"kidhar..??
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mai to biscuit lene aaya hu... yogiRaj