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  • santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Santa bola: Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A house was on fire with 25 people inside. Santa went inside & saved 6 by pulling them out. But he was jailed. Why? Bcoz ALL 6 were Firemen..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne Banta se kaha, “Sabse bada challenge kya hai?” Banta replied:Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena, Paas karke dikha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE DOST KE SAATH BHAG GAYI BANTA : BAHUT YAAD ATI HOGI USKI FIR SANTA : HAAN YAAR BAHUT ACHA DOST THA MERA, BAHUT ACHA KAAM KIYA HAI USHNE.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya. Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi. Santa: Lo Batao,Kitni Lambi Umar Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa goes into a bar in New York The man on his right orders a drink, ‘Johnnie Walker, single.’ The man on his left says, ‘Jack Daniels, single.’ Santa says, ‘Santa Singh, married.’
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. Banta: Ye Kya Hai? Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai. Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar, Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता (बंता से): पता है, अमेरिका में लाइट जाती है तो पावर ऑफिस में फोन करते हैं और जापान में लाइट जाती है तो फ्यूज चेक करते हैं. बंता ने तुरंत जवाब दिया: और जब इंडिया में लाइट जाती है तो पड़ोसी के घर में झांक कर देखते हैं, सबकी तो गई है ना… और राहत की सांस लेते हैं.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta:" What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop..??? . . . Santa:" COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE.. & WINE Shop Is Ending Or Last Point Of LOVE..:p :O :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge? Santa: Biwi Se Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Techr:- Batao... Ki cLass me ladai Q nhi karni Chahiye.??? Santa:- "SIr vo isliye k kya pata exam me usi ke piche apna number aa jaye"...:):): )
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Baar Baar Apne Santan Ke, Khushnasibi Ki Duaa Maangta Tha... Aisa Vo Kai Saalo Se Kar Rha Tha :D . . One Day Ek Farishta Aaya Uske Pass Or Bola . Bhagwaan Ke Liye Bhaii. Pahle Tu Shadi To Kar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Ladki dekhne gaya Ladki ka Baap: Beta Sharab pete ho.. Santa: Sharab to baad me penyge abi to sirf Chai chalege.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar raha tha.. upar se 1 aurat boli: dikhta nahi hai diwar hai.. Santa bola: thoda side se dekho.. dikh jayega..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.Hushain2
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Raja Dashrath ki teen raniyaan thi. Wife: Toh? Santa: Toh main do shadiyaan aur kar sakta hoon! Wife: Soch lo. Draupadi ke 5 pati they. Santa: Tu bhi naa, dil pe le leti hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SNTA-Aisi Chiz Ka Nam Bta Jo Laal Ho Aur Trin Trin Krti Ho BNTA-Telephone Santa-Galat Banta-To Fir Santa-TAMATAR,Trin Trin To Confuse Krne K Lie Bola tha
    • 10 years ago



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