Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Walking On Road Samne Gobar Pada Tha, Santa Ne Jhuk Kar Ungli Dal Kar Taste Kiya Aur Bola: "Ohh Ye To Gobar Hai, Shukr Hai Mera Pair Nahi Pada."

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Santa Ki Wife To Santa- Aaj Se+ Ka Mann Kr Rha H. Santa- Jaan Aaj Nhi Kal Krenge. Wife- Aaj Q Ni Janu. Santa- Jaan Aaj C0nd*m Lana Bhul Gya. Wife- Teri To Roz Ki Magaj Mari H, Lamination Q Ni Krwa Leta Saale.

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Dad santa:tu exam mai pas ho ya fail,mai tujhe bike jaru dilaunga... Banta: kaun si bike? Santa: Pas hua to pulsar colg jane k liye,fail hua to rajdut dudh bechne k liye...

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Santa-tumne baal itne chote-2 kyo katwaye Banta-nayi ke pass 3 rupe khulle ni the. To mene kha 3 rupe ke or kaat de

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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai

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Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge? Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga? Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere liye langar le aana!

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Banta: Tum Tenstion Me Kyu Hai.? Santa: Yaar Me Apni GF Ki Wajah Se Lakhpatti Ho Gya. Banta: To Is Me Tenstion Wali Kya Baat Hai.? Santa: Main PahLe Carod Pati Tha.

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Masterji : Kl School Kyu Nhi Aya.
Pingu : Gir Gya Tha Or Lg Gayi.
Masterji : Kaha Gire, Kaha Lagi?
Pingu : Takiye Pe Gira Tha Aur ANKH Lg Gyi..

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Ek Kasai Chicken Kabab Bectha Tha. Weh Milawat Ke Iljam Mein Pakda Gaya. Adalat Mein Usne Qabul Kiya Ki Weh Murge Ke Meet Mein Kisi Aur Ka Meet Milata Tha. Judge : Aur Kis Chij Ka Meet ? Kasai: Kutte Ka Hujur. Judge: Kitni Milawat Karte The. Kasai: Barabar Ki Judge: Kya Matlab? Kasai: Ek Murga, Ek Kutta

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Santa-What is difference between COFFY shop & WINE shop. Banta-coffy shop is the starting point of LOVE & wine shop is last point of LOVE..

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Bank manegar: hum aapko bina intrest k loan denge, Santa: oji dena h to thoda haste-haste do na, Agar dene me intrest nahi h to mat do...

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Santa National flag lene gaya. Flag dekh k santa kuch to bola jise sunke dukanwala behosh ho gaya! . . . Santa bola isme aur colour dikhao.

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SNTA-Aisi Chiz Ka Nam Bta Jo Laal Ho Aur Trin Trin Krti Ho BNTA-Telephone Santa-Galat Banta-To Fir Santa-TAMATAR,Trin Trin To Confuse Krne K Lie Bola tha

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Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

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santa: santa doctor k pas blood test k liye gya aur zor se rone laga . banta: kya hua kyon ro raha hai? santa: blood tst k liye doc ne ungli kati. banta: banta bhi bade zooro se rone laga. santa: santa ne pucha kyon ro raha hai? banta: mai urin tst k liye aaya hoon.

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Lucky: Yaar Mujhey Kuch Nahi Aata Tha, Main Paper Khali Chor Aya Hon. Banta: Main Bhi! Santa: Shit Yaar, Teacher Samjhe Gi Hum Ne Cheating Ki Hay.

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Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha. Banta: To? Santa: Khushi ke mare. Train ke engine ko choom liya.

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Santa ka Baap UK se aaya.. Baap- Teri MAA Kahan he ?? . . . . Santa- Padosi ke Saaat Bhag Gayi...!! . . . . Baap- Tune Mujhe batayaa kyu nahi ?? . . . . Santa - Socha Surprise dunga...........lolllz like or kar do dosto

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Sign of Changing Times: Santa to Pappu: Son, Success is when Signature turns into Autograph. Pappu: No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label!

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Santa Ji, Kya Baat H Aapke Piche Kutte :dog2:Pade H,
Or Aap Hai Ki Hase:grinning: Hi Ja Rahe Hai ?
Santa : Ji Dekhiye Na, Mere Pass Sim Airtel Ka H Aur,
Vodafone Ka Network Mera Pitcha Kar Raha H.

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