Santa Banta Jokes

banta- ladkiya shrab se itna nafrat kyu krti hai? santa-kyuki shrab pine k baad unke chuhe jaise pati shero jaisa bartaao krne lagte hai...

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Sabziwala Sabzi Par Pani Chhidak Raha Tha Kaafi Der ho Gayi to Santa Kantaal Ke bola- Agar Sabzi ko HOSH Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo De Do.

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Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.! Wife: Kyun? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.

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Ghar Mein Kaam Kar Rahe Bijli Wale Ko.
Mein Tumhe Pehle Samjha Rahi Hu.
Ek Ghante Mein Mera Pati Ghar Aa Jayega.
Lekin Madam: Mein To Kuch Bhi Nahi Kar Raha Hu, Aadmi Ghabrakar Bola.
Esliye To Tumhe Bata Rai Ho.
:heart::heart::heartpulse::heart::heart:

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Santa Sending Msg to all Frnd "My Mob Num is change" Pehale Nokia6610 tha Now I Have N73 So Plz Call n sms me on My New Num thnks

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Santa:Bhai jaldi se do gulab jamun de, . Avi ladai hone wala hain. . Dukandar: ye lo. . . . . Woh dono khane k baad . Santa: Bhai,aur do de yar, . . Ladai shuru hone se pehle kha leta hoon. . . Dukandar: yar kab se ladai ki baat kar raha hain, . Kis ki ladai hone wala hain bol toh zara. . . . . Santa: Pehle kha lene de. . . Khane k baad . . . . . . . Avi ladai start hogi, . . Dekh maine kha toh liya, magar mere paas paisa ni hain. :P

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Dimag ka Dahi wala JoKe . . . santa Nepali Se - Tum American Ho? .. .. .. Nepali- Nahi Me Nepal Ka Hu.. . . santa- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho . . Nepali- Nahi Bhai Main Nepal Ka Hu.. . . santa- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho . . Nepali (Gusse Me)- Ha Me American hu... . . santa- Lagte To Nepali Ho Khan

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Ek raat 2 baje bohot tez baarish ho rahi thi . . santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell bajai aur pucha : Dhakka laga doge kya plz.......?.? . . aadmi neend me tha isliye mana kar dia aur andar aa gaya . . par fir use guilty feel hua....usne socha kabhi vo khud baarish me fas jaye aur koi uski help na kare to..........?.? wo utha bahar jaa ke bola: Kya tumhe abhi bhi dhakka chahiye....? awaaz aayi :"haan aadmi : thik hai par tum ho kahan.........? .?.? . santa :"YAHAN GARDEN ME JHULE PAR....

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Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha! Wife Romantic Hokar: Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya? Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola: Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!!

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Santa.Auto Wale_Se-Kyu Bhai Hanuman Mandir Jaoge Auto Wala - Ha. Santa- To Phir Aate Samay Parsad lete Aana.

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Santa: Time kya hua? Banta: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala,subah se pooch raha hoon,sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

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Santa: I Lost Rs 1000 In A Bet.. Banta: How..? Santa: On Cricket Match I Bet Rs 500 And Lost.. Banta: Where Did The Rest Go.? Santa: I Bet On The Highlight Too!

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Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Shaadi Ke Jode Kon Banta Hai..? Banta: Aasmaan Me Bahgwan Bante Hai, Santa: O Teri Yaar, Galti Ho Gye Banta: Kyu..! Santa: Main To Darji Ko De Aaya..!

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Santa: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya Teacher: Very Good Kisme Aaya? Santa: RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN Me..... Khan

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Patni Apne Kisi Chahne Wale Ke Sath Ghar Mein Maujh Masti Kar Rahi Thi,
Jab Uska Pati Ghar Par Nahi Tha. Achanak Uska Pati Ghar Aa Gaya.
Uski Patni Uss Aadmi Ke Upar Leti Hui Thi.
Ye Dekh Wo San Reh Gya. Wo Kuch Bolta Usse Pehle Hu Uski Biwi.
Hadd H Aap Ki Bhi. Kabhi To Haste –Muskurate Raha Karo.
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:

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Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha . Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: . Kya bola? . To Santa rote hue bola: . Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?

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Teacher to SANTA : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya…? . . . . . . . . Deadly answr given by SANTA : Sir kyuki hum to “hostel” me rahte hai…

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Santa: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thi. Banta: Gardanien q nai katin? Santa: Wo pehly he kati hui thin..

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand , oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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santa ne 1 Qstn pucha aur Teacher behosh!!! Question= BLACK is colour. WHITE is also a colour. But BLACk & WHITE TV is not COLOUR TV. y?

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