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  • संता - “मेरा घर इतना बड़ा है कि लोकल ट्रेन आराम से चल सकती है !” बंता – “बस ! अरे मेरा घर तो इतनाबड़ा है कि एक कोने से दूसरे कोने पर फ़ोन से बात करो तो रोमिंग लगती है… !”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne ~ F A M O U S ~ T A T T O O ~ S H O P ~ me Girlfriend ka naam apne haath par likhwaya "Latest Tattoo Designs" me. Ghar aane ke baad jor jor se rone laga, Banta: kyun rorahe ho? Santa: Abey, Girlfriend ki spelling galat ho gaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko Lekar Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech Behas Ho Rahi Thi. . . . . Banta: “ Main Itna Kanjoos Hoon Ke Apne Honeymoon ParAkela Hi Chala Gaya Aur Apne Paise Bachaye.. :D . . . . . Santa: “ Arrey Ye Bhi Koi Kanjoosi Hui, Meri Sun, Maine Apni Biwi Ko Apne Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya Aur Poore Paise Bachaye...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Shaadi Mein Khana Khane Gaya Par Samane Salad Ka Counter Dekh Kar Wapis Aa Gaya Baahar Aakar Bola O Banta, Abhi To Sabzi Hi Kat Rahi He
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.Hushain2
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Gusse Me:- Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken NaHi hai.? Waiter:Sahab, Gulab Jamun Me Kon Sa Gulab hota hai? Santa:Ha Yaar Sorry....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- yaar banta hamare beach kya relation hai? Banta- yaar wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai. Santa- kaise? Banta- kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye. Sales man: plain main dikhau. Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Police Se: Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!? Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa dialled a phone number. A computerizd female voice said, "Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai". Santa: Bas Janeman Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai, Itna Hi Kaafi Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wakil Sahab Apne Ladke Ko Kaabil Insaan Bnane Ke Liye,
    Use Juth Bolna Sikha Rahe The.
    Ek Din Apne Lakde Ki Pariksha Lene Ki Garj Se Unhone Kaha,
    Beta Agar Meri Baat Khtam Hote Hi,
    Tum Koi Juth Bologe To Mein Tumhe 5 Ruppe Dunga!

    Ladka- Lekin Abhi Abhi To Aapne 500 Ruppe Dene Ki Baat Kahi Thi.
    :grimacing::smiley::smiley::smiley::grimacing:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Uska Sasur Mar Raha Tha, Banta: Kyu Mar Rahe Ho? Sasur: Mene Ise sMs Kiya Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho, Isne Sare Frnd Ko Forward Kar Diya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Went To Interview For FBI Agent. Interviewer: “Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?” Santa: “Thanks For Giving The Job Sir, I Would Immediately Start Investigation.“ -
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta To His Son : . . Oye, Ghabrana Matt, . Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai... . . . Son : Ji Haan Papa, . Class Me Teacher Bhi Yehi Bolti Hai, . . . . . . . . Ki Tu Zarur Kisi Jaanwar Ki Aulad Hai YogiRaj
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Meri biwi itna mzaq krti hai kya bataon. Dost: Kya mazaq krti ha? Santa: Kal men ghr gya us ki ankho pr hath rkha, Mazaq me boli CHOKIDAR!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa joins car driving school Banta: tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai? kuch aata hai kya ? Santa: haan.. ab horn badi ache se bajata hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Laloo: Beta ye kaisi machis laaye ho. Sasura ek bhi teeli nahi jal rahi. Funny Son: Kya baat kartay ho papa sab ki sab check kar kay laya hoon.
    • 10 years ago



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