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  • 'SANTA class mei Gadha Lekr Aaya Tcher:- Issko class me kyu Laye Ho. SANTA:- Sir Aapne hi kaha Tha, ki Aapne kyi Gadho ko Insaan bnaya hai. Ab Banao....
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  • Santa 2 Banta: Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen? Banta: Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……
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  • शादी के कुछ दिन बाद संता अपने दोस्त बंता को बता रहा था। संता- मेरी बीवी इतना मजाक करती है की क्या बताऊं। बंता- कैसे? संता- कल मैंने उसकी आंखों पर हाथ रख कर पूछा मैं कौन? तो बोली दूध वाला..
  • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.
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  • Santa ek din school se ghar ja rha tha, raste me use ek 500 ko not mila ,usne not utha kr socha ese ghar le jane se achha hai mai ese yahi chhupa deta hu mere kl ke kharch ke kam aayega usne 5oo ke not ko ek ped ke niche jamin me khod kr gda diya or ek bord bnd kr usme likha"maine yaha paise nhi chhupaya hai"
  • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Wo LADKi Behri Hai! Santa: Tumhe KaiSe Pata! Banta: Maine uSe I Love You Kaha To Wo BoLi, Maine KaL Hi Naya SandaL Kharidi Hai.!!
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  • Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump: 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle, Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai". Oh ho santa
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai Jiska Naam India Hai Baki To Sab Videsh Hai
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  • Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
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  • Santa: oye tu pappita vechan wali nu kiss kyun kitta? Banta: me ki kra ohibar bar chillari si pappi tale lo pappi ta le lo... te mai leli.....
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  • Santa to Banta: Yaar, Sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi kya karu! Santa: “Message sending fail” likh ke bhej de.
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  • Santa Doodh wale ki Shop pe jata hai, Aur kahta hai. Santa;TUmhari shop ka Doodh Kharav hai, Saravat mai Dala Fat gya Doodh Wale ne Hairani se Poocha; Konse Sarvat main dala Tha? Santa;Nimboo Pani Main.
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  • Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya. Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya?? Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..
  • 10 years ago



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  • SaNTa 2 a GirL- "KuTTa MaR GaYa RaJai Me, Mai PaGaL Hu TeRi JuDai Me.. * "HaaThi NaLi Me BeH NaHi SaKTa, Ye SaNTa TeRe BiNa ReH NaHi SaKTa
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  • Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher - Homework Kita ? Santa - Hanji, Kita! Teacher - Fill In The Blank 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Bili____chali Santa - 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Holi Holi Chali Teacher - Oye Murkha Tenu Pata Nahi Ehda Ki Jawaab Hai. Santa - Tuhada Lehaaj Rakhya Hai, Tussi Mere Master Ho.. Nahi Ta 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Ta Billi Hil V Nahi Sakdi, Main Ta Fer Vi Holi Holi Turaa Diti.
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  • santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu? Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya. Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.
  • 10 years ago



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  • santa:aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai! banta:bakri kaise anda de sakti hai? santa:Arre yaar maine apni murgika naam bakri rakha hai.
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  • SANTA- Aaj Pitaji Ne Meri Zordar Pitai kar di BANTA: Kyu? SANTA: Maine to Sirf itna Pucha tha ki "KAMINEY..Film dekhne Chal rahe ho Kya..?
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