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  • Santa: Chal Race Lagte Hai Jo Haara Wo 1000 Rs. Dega.. Banta: Thik Hai Par Mujhe Raasta Nhi Pata, Santa: Bas Tu Mere Piche Piche Rehna. Banta: Thanks Yaar Ur My Best Fend...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Judge Saab, Mujhe Divorce Chahiye judge : Kyun? Santa : Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki Judge : 1 Bar Phir Sochle Beta, Aisi Biwi Nasib Walo Ko Milti Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane K Baad Bola: Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Dio.. . Dukandar: Cheeni Kyu..??? . Santa: Soch Raha Hu, Khane K Baad Kuch Mitha Ho Jay.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa kumbh k mele me pray kar raha tha... . . Hey prabhu nayay karo.. . . Hey prabhu nayay karo... . . . . Hamesha Bhai-Bhai bichadte hai kabhi pati-patni pe bhi to try karo...:p :O
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police:- "Humey pakki Khabar mili hai ki aapke Ghar mein visphotak samagri hai..!!" Santa~ "Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maikey gayi hai..!!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare… Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid… Santa: No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa bunta chess khel rahe the.. joke doesnt end here!! 1st: yaar hum khel band karte hai. 2nd: thik hai, waise bhi tera ghoda aur mera hathi hi bacha hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बार संता और बंता समुद्र किनारे सैर कर रहे होते हैं, कि तभी अचानक बंता के दिमाग में एक सवाल आता है तो वह संता से पूछता है, "यार संता एक बात बता।" संता: हाँ बोल। बंता: जब हर आदमी को शादी करने के नुक्सान पता होते हैं, तो फिर भी वो शादी क्यों करता है? संता: अरे वो इस लिए कि मरने के बाद अगर उसकी आत्मा स्वर्ग जाए तो वो अच्छा महसूस करे और अगर नर्क जाए तो उसे घर जैसा महसूस हो।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ladki dekhne gaya. Ladki ke baap ne puchha: Beta, Sharab pite ho? Santa: Sharab kabhi baad me piyunga, abhi to sirf chai chalegi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Suna h is ghar me bhoot- pret rhte h? Santa: Pata ni, me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi Aayi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: ladkiya kab badi hoti hai.? Banta:Jab o bra pehene lagti hai tab. Santa: or ladke.? Banta:jab o bra utarne lagte hai tab..;-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi: Santa tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha. ki Use yaad aaya.. bijli to 2 din se bnd hai, wapas uth gaya or bola: Sala! dara diya..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa 100 ke note par likha number dial kar raha tha. Banta ne poocha: Yeh tu kya kar raha hai? Santa: Dekh raha hoon, Gandhiji to chale gaye, par unka mobile kiske paas hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mam- Aisi Chiz Ka Naam Batao Jo Ek Baar Upar Jaati Hai To Niche Nahi Aati Bahut Sochne Ke Baad Santa Bola- . . Miss, Insaan Ki Umar
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady. Santa:I have seen u some where. Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa goes into a bar in New York The man on his right orders a drink, ‘Johnnie Walker, single.’ The man on his left says, ‘Jack Daniels, single.’ Santa says, ‘Santa Singh, married.’
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA=MERE PADOSI KA BACHA GUM HO GAYA BANTA=FIR KYA KIYA? SANTA=MAINE KAHA GOOGLE PE SEARCH KARLO, MIL JAYE TO DOWNLOAD KR LENA.
    • 10 years ago



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