santa ki wife ne sms kiya ki ghar kab aa rahe hoo??
zwab main santa ne sms kiya ki 20-25 min main....or zyada late hoo jaye toh sms fir se padh lena......
Santa ki dadi mar gaye...
Ek admi bola:mujhe bhi sath le jati dadi...
Do char aur admio ne bola:mujhe bhi sath le jati dadi.
Santa: chup ho jao kamino,dadi kya tata suno se gaye hai jo tmhe bhi sath le jati...
Santa: I Lost Rs 1000 In A Bet..
Banta: How..?
Santa: On Cricket Match I Bet
Rs 500 And Lost..
Banta: Where Did The Rest Go.?
Santa: I Bet On The Highlight Too!
santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu?
Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya.
Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.
Daku bank lutne gaye..
gun ghar me bhul gaye
fir bhi bank lut lia
kaise?
bank manager santa tha, bola:
koi baat nai i trust u,
gun muje kal dikha dena.
2 Dost Salo K Bad Mile
Pata Chala Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gayi Hai
Santa - Kaisi Hai Tumhari Biwi ?
Banta- Swarg Ki Apsra Hai
Aur Teri?
Santa- Meri To Abhi Jinda Hai.
Santa ka Baap UK se Aya.. Baap- Teri MAA Kahan he ?? . . Santa- Padosi ke Saat Bhag Gayi…!! . . Baap- Tune Mujhe bataya kyu nahi ?? . . Santa – Socha Surprise dunga………..lolz…