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  • IIT exam, Santa got 1 question. Prove Sin x = 6n Santa cancelled ‘n’ from both the sides. Then six=6 & wrote: “Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl! The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!! Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police: Car Gas Par Hai Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Petrol Par Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Diesel Par Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Phir Kis Par Hai Santa: Installment Par Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear! On Choosing One He Asks: How Much For This? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey Bhai Daily Wear Dikhaao.! Party Wear Nahi Chahiye!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Aadhi Raat Ko Apni MOTI Biwi Ko Jaga Ke Bola... . . Ghut Ghut Ke Marna Sahi Hai Ya fir Ekdum Se mar jana ? . . Biwi: Ekdum Se mar jana accha hota hai !! . . . . . . . Santa : To Apni Dusri TAANG Bhi Mujhpe Rakh de Aur . Kissa Khatam Kar mera !!!....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Doc Saab, Mein Chashma Laga Ke Pad To Sakoonga? Doc: Haan, Bilkul. Santa: Theek Hai Doc Saab Aapne Anpad Aadmi Ki Zindagi Bana Di!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : School male hai ki female....? Banta : Pata nahi yaar usme ghanta bhi hota hai aur periods bhi Bhaut confusing hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua. Mera Agla Janam Sudhar Gaya. Wife: Kaisa Faayada? Santa: Mujhe Mere Gunaahon ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayee.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Train me Warning likhi thi "Bina Ticket wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar." . Santa : Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kar rahe hain Wo sab saale bewkuf hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa: Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Techer:" 1869 Me Kya Hua?? Banta:" Gandhi Ji Ka Janm . . Techer:" Good! Baith Jao . . . Techer(santa Se):" Btao 1872 Me Kya Hua . . . Santa:" Gandhi Ji 3 Saal K Ho Gaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Our Santa has complaint withFacebook Dear facebook! Whenever I add a Girl, You always ask me "Do you knowher? I just want to ask Behan lagti hay wo teri? ¥@
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA: Rasgulle hai? DUKANDAAR: Nahi SANTA: Dekh lunga DUKANDAAR (Gusse me): Kya dekh loge? SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Friend to santa:- Yar tumhari dukan mithai ki h. To kya tumhara dil nhi krta Mithai khane ko. Santa:- yaar. Krta to bahot h. Bt papa rsgule gin k jate h. To..... Isliye. Chus kr rkh deta hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai. Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami? Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
    • 10 years ago



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