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  • Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya. Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi. Santa: Lo Batao,Kitni Lambi Umar Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • बंता की टूटी हुई टांग देख कर संता,"तुम्हारी टांग कैसे टूट गई?" बंता: क्या बताऊं यार, कल दारू कम पी थी, इसलिए। संता: दारू कम पीने से टांग कैसे टूट सकती है? बंता: सीधी सी बात है, अगर मैंने छक कर पी होती तो मैं ठेके पर ही लुढ़क गया होता। कम पी थी इसलिए घर आने के लिए निकला और रास्ते में गढ्डे में गिर गया।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Was Driving Car Very Fast, Traffic Police Caught Him.. Santa: Sir, I Am Learning Driving.. Police: Without Teacher.? Santa: Ya, Its Correspondence Course!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa To Banta Hum Dono Me Kya Rishta He Bnta- Jo Besan Or PaKode Ka He Santa-Wo Kese Banta-QkI Jab Besan SANTA Hai Tabhi To PaKoda BANTA He.
    • 10 years ago



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  • faaadu santa. . . . Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale? . . Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha Tha, Ke Phone Aa Gaya. Maine Jaldi mein Phone Ki Jagah Istari Kaan Ko Laga Li . ... . . . Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala? . . . . . . . . Santa: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya. Phir dusri side se bahar nikla Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:???? Yaar, ye konsa road tha???????? Itne sare speed breaker
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: mere paas.. gadi he, bangla he, bank balance he,sab he.. kya hai tumhare paas? . . Banta: Mere paas un sab ki Duplicate chaavi hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA at medical store: I need poison MAN:I cnt sell u until u hav prescription SANTA showed his Weding card MAN:sir badi botal dun ya choti
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya. Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi? Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Bachpan me ma ki bat suni hoti to aj ye din na dekhna padta. Judge-Kya kehti thi ma? Santa-Jb baat hi nahi suni to kese batau kya kehti thi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho, PHLWAN-kamse kam 10 Santa-bas,Tumse acha to mera murga hai, jo subah pure mohlle ko utha deta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi, Ek Dum Khush Hoke: "Kya Baat Hai Jee, Aaj To Meri Photo-Pe-Photo kheenche Ja RaheHo? . . . . . . . . . . . . Santa: Kuchh Nahi Pagli, Aaj Mere Sarr pe Wild Life Photography ka Bhoot Sawaar Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Daru ki vajah se Barbad Sharabi engineer ne Kasam li aur ghar se Daru ki khali bottles fekne laga 1st fekte bola- Teri vajah seMeri Naukri gayi 2nd fekte bola- Teri vajah se Mera Ghar bika 3rd fekte bola- Teri vajah se Meri Biwi chali gayi 4th uthai to vo bhari hui nikli toh bola- Tu Side me hoja pagli, Tu to bekasur hai...;-) Ek Like toh banta boss
    • 10 years ago



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