Santa Banta Jokes

Teacher:What is the diffirence between pyar & shaadi? Santa:very simple sir,pyar insaan ko andha bana deta hai aur shaadi insaan ki ankhen khol deti hai..!

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Santa- Kya Laaye Ho.?? Banta- Mai Tere Liye Rishta Laya Hun. Ladki B.com Hai.. Santa - Ladki Chahe Kisi Bhi Com Ki Ho, Bas Padhi Likhi Honi Chahiye.

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santa Juice ki Dukan par.. santa :-"Papa Kya koi aisi ulti Machine nahi hai , Jisme Juice dalo to Fal nikle?" . . . . . Papa- Hai na Beta, Tu Usi ka to Fal hai.. Jo smjha maro like vrna pogo dekho.. :P

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Boss:Mere liye ek shisha le ke aao, Jisme mai apna muh dekh saku…! Santa:Nahi mila sir, Sab shisho par mera hi Muh Dikhay de raha tha

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Santa:Tuje Pata Hai,Log Muje BHAGWAN Mante Hai. Banta:Kaise? Santa:Jab Bhi Mai Kahi Jata Hu Woh Kehte Hai,”Hey Bhagwan! Tu Fir Aa Gya.”

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Santa: Main apni patni ko kya gift doon?? Banta: Diamond Ring de.. Santa: Nahi main kuch bada dena chahta hoon, Banta: Fir tractor ka tyre de...

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SANTA: Kya Daru Pine se khaansijati hai BANTA: Kyu nai jayegi Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuch chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej hai

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Santa- Jab meri nayi-2 shadi hui thi Muje Biwi itni pyari lagti thi Mann karta tha kha jau Banta-Or ab? Santa- Kha hi Liya Hota to acha hota.

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SANTA- Aaj Pitaji Ne Meri Zordar Pitai kar di BANTA: Kyu? SANTA: Maine to Sirf itna Pucha tha ki "KAMINEY..Film dekhne Chal rahe ho Kya..?

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Santa Sending Msg to all Frnd "My Mob Num is change" Pehale Nokia6610 tha Now I Have N73 So Plz Call n sms me on My New Num thnks

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Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

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Santa ne challenge kiya: Ke wo kutubminar ko sir pe rkh ke mumbai le jayega. Saare News Wale pahunch gaye: Tab Bola- Bas koi utha ke sir pe rakh de!

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Ek Bar Santa Ka Interview Tha To Us Pucha Gaya K Duniya Ki Eaisi Konsi Wife H Jisko Ye Pata Hota H K Uska Husband Kaha H To Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag Lagaya Aur Bola Vidhva Aurat. by nadeem

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बांता दारू पी के ताला खोलने लगा,
हाथ कापने की वजह से ताला नही
खुला,
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संता- मैं खोल दूँ,
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बांता - मैं खोल लूँगा,
तू घर को पकड़,
साला बहुत हिल रहा है...:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Santa: Pahle To Tu Mujhe Papa Bolti Thi! Ab Achanak Dad Kyo Bolne Lagi, Sony: Papa Bolne Se Meri Lipistik Kharab Ho Jati Thi.

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Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump: 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle, Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai".

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Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha Police=kya Kar Rahe Ho ? Santa=abbu K Liye Dua, Police=ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai Santa=abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.........

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After returning back from a foreign trip, santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?

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What is d difference between Land Line & Mobile? KiLLer answer by Santa: Land Line ka Number hum ungli se Dial Karte hai n mobile ka Anguthe se.

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History Teacher: "Name some famous Indians who struggled against the British ?" Santa: "Tendulkar,Dravid,Laxman,Sehwag,Dhoni, Raina..." !!!

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