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  • Santa: Yaar Mere Biwi Mujhe Chod Ke Chale Gaye... Banta: Pakka Tu Uska Khayal Nhi Rkhta Hoga.. Santa: Nhi Yaar... Sagi Behan Ke Tarha Khayal Rkhta Tha Uska..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai Batao Main Kya Karun? Banta: Karna Kya Hai, 2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Police Se: Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!? Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera Hath Kat Gaya. Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai. Santa: Abey Chup Baith. Wo Dekh Uska Gala Kat Gaya, Fir Bhi Chup-Chaap Pada Hai.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shikar Karne Ke Liye Jungal Jate Samay Ek Sajjan Apne Bete Ko Bhi Sath Lete Gaye, Jungal Mein Rasta Bhul Jane Ke Karan We Raat Tak Bhatkate Rahe Phir Apne Bete Se Bole- Mein To Rasta Bhul Gaya Hu. Tu Kyu Bematlab Bhatak Raha H? Ghar Kyu Nahi Chala Jata.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Shaadi Ke Liye Ladki Ke Baap Ne Santa Se Puchha. Baap: “Akal Badi Ya Bhains?” Santa Ne Bohat Der Sochha Aur Phir Jawab Diya. Santa: “Tumne Mujhe Paagal Samjha Hai?, Date Of Birth To Batayi Hi Nahi“
    • 10 years ago



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  • SUHAGRAT Ko Santa DULHAN se:-Tum Itni SUNDAR ho, Mai Tumhe Kya Kahu Bahar Khada uska BAAP Bola:- BETA Ek baar"MAA" kah de Baaki Mai Dekh Lunga. Oh..
    • 10 years ago



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  • बंता की टूटी हुई टांग देख कर संता,"तुम्हारी टांग कैसे टूट गई?" बंता: क्या बताऊं यार, कल दारू कम पी थी, इसलिए। संता: दारू कम पीने से टांग कैसे टूट सकती है? बंता: सीधी सी बात है, अगर मैंने छक कर पी होती तो मैं ठेके पर ही लुढ़क गया होता। कम पी थी इसलिए घर आने के लिए निकला और रास्ते में गढ्डे में गिर गया।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:- Yaar Aajkal, Judwa Bachche Paida Kyo Ho Rhe Hai? . . . . . . . Banta:- Yar Desh Me Itna Aatankwad Bad Gaya Hai, Ki Bachche Akele Aane Se Darte Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Tha. Santa: Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khat Likha Tha Ki Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana, Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi? Banta: Ohh Yaar, Par Mujhe Koi Khat Mila Hi Nahi. Santa: Mene Likha To Tha Ki Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA: maine apni beti ki shadi sirf 1500rs me ki. BANTA-woh kaise? SANTA: maine use 1500rs ka 1 mobile dilaaya.usne love marriage kar liya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ghar Mein Kaam Kar Rahe Bijli Wale Ko.
    Mein Tumhe Pehle Samjha Rahi Hu.
    Ek Ghante Mein Mera Pati Ghar Aa Jayega.
    Lekin Madam: Mein To Kuch Bhi Nahi Kar Raha Hu, Aadmi Ghabrakar Bola.
    Esliye To Tumhe Bata Rai Ho.
    :heart::heart::heartpulse::heart::heart:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Baazar Me Gaya.. 1 Aadmi Ne Poochha: O Paaji, Kya Darwaza Bechna Hai ? . . Santa:nahi. Tala Khulwana Hai Chabi Gum Ho Gayi Hai. . Hanso Mat Joke To Abhi Aage Hai . . . . Aadmi Santa Se: Agar Ghar Me Chor Ghus Gaya To..??? Santa: Andar Kaise Jayega Darwaza To Mere Paas Hai !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekh Kr Pucha-Ap Kaha Rehti Ho? Ladki-M.G.Road Pe Santa-Kya Baat He Itni Khubsurat Ho Ke Bhi Road Pe Rehti Ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek raat 2 baje bohot tez baarish ho rahi thi . . santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell bajai aur pucha : Dhakka laga doge kya plz.......?.? . . aadmi neend me tha isliye mana kar dia aur andar aa gaya . . par fir use guilty feel hua....usne socha kabhi vo khud baarish me fas jaye aur koi uski help na kare to..........?.? wo utha bahar jaa ke bola: Kya tumhe abhi bhi dhakka chahiye....? awaaz aayi :"haan aadmi : thik hai par tum ho kahan.........? .?.? . santa :"YAHAN GARDEN ME JHULE PAR....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola? To Santa rote hue bola: Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao! Wife: Kyu? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai ki, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha. Banta: Toh? Santa: Khushe ke mare Train ke engine ko choom liya :*
    • 10 years ago



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