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  • Santa: I Lost Rs 1000 In A Bet.. Banta: How..? Santa: On Cricket Match I Bet Rs 500 And Lost.. Banta: Where Did The Rest Go.? Santa: I Bet On The Highlight Too!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apni Biwi se- Aaj tumhari choti behan ko apne ghar me dekh ke bahut khushi ho rahi hai.. Biwi- Hanji, Aapki khushi pajame me se dikh rahi hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta-Yaar, Mai Bahut Pareshan Hu Bnta-Kya Hua? Snta-Sala Subah Se Koi Low Battry K Nam Se MissCall Kr Rha h Par saale ka Number Nai Aa rha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne Achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha? . Sabar se kam lo beta,Mai Doctor nhi, "YAMRAJ" hun,,;->:-
    • 10 years ago



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  • 'SANTA class mei Gadha Lekr Aaya Tcher:- Issko class me kyu Laye Ho. SANTA:- Sir Aapne hi kaha Tha, ki Aapne kyi Gadho ko Insaan bnaya hai. Ab Banao....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Applewala: 100 rs k 10 apple le lo. Santa: kuch kam kro yar! Aplewala: ap jan pehchan wale ho, Isliye apko 70 k 7 de dunga Santa: Thanx
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher- itne din se kaha they. santa-sir birdflu tha. Teacher- ye bimaari to birds me hoti hai. Sta- saale tune insan hi kab samjha roz to murga bana deta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ka Promotion Inspector se DSP ho gya, Ghar aa kar Wife ko aise andaz se btaya, k Wife Behosh Hogae. . . . . . . . . ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bola:Aaj se Tu DSP k sath Soyegi…!!! xD
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Ye Chaku Kyu Ubaal Rahe Ho.? Santa: Suicide Karne Ke Liye! Banta: To Fir Ubaalne Ki Kya Zarurat Hai.? Santa: Kahi Infection Na Ho Jaye!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Apni Girlfriend Ko Lekar Ghar Aaya! Use Bistar Par Baithaya, Sab Darwaze Khidki Band Kar Di, Aur Light Bhi Band Karke Apni Girlfriend Ke Pass Aaya, Aur Bola: Ye Dekho Meri Watch MeinLight Jalti Hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dad santa:tu exam mai pas ho ya fail,mai tujhe bike jaru dilaunga... Banta: kaun si bike? Santa: Pas hua to pulsar colg jane k liye,fail hua to rajdut dudh bechne k liye...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Se: Jab Mein Marr Jau To Samne Wale Pariwar Ko Jarur Bulana. Banta: Kyu? Santa: Unke Ghar Ki Ladies Murde Se Lipat Lipat Ke Roti H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek raat 2 baje bohot tez baarish ho rahi thi . . santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell bajai aur pucha : Dhakka laga doge kya plz.......?.? . . aadmi neend me tha isliye mana kar dia aur andar aa gaya . . par fir use guilty feel hua....usne socha kabhi vo khud baarish me fas jaye aur koi uski help na kare to..........?.? wo utha bahar jaa ke bola: Kya tumhe abhi bhi dhakka chahiye....? awaaz aayi :"haan aadmi : thik hai par tum ho kahan.........? .?.? . santa :"YAHAN GARDEN ME JHULE PAR....
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Banta Bhai Aj Hum Log Tab Tak Piyenge Jab Tak Samne Vale Ped 3 Ke 6 Nahi Dikhte?? Waiter: Bus Karo Salo Smne 1 Hi Ped Hai..ab Kya Pura Jungle Banaoge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa rail ki patri per so gaya. Ek aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge! Santa: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua,train kya cheez he?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Walking On Road Samne Gobar Pada Tha, Santa Ne Jhuk Kar Ungli Dal Kar Taste Kiya Aur Bola: "Ohh Ye To Gobar Hai, Shukr Hai Mera Pair Nahi Pada."
    • 10 years ago



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