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  • Ghar Mein Kaam Kar Rahe Bijli Wale Ko.
    Mein Tumhe Pehle Samjha Rahi Hu.
    Ek Ghante Mein Mera Pati Ghar Aa Jayega.
    Lekin Madam: Mein To Kuch Bhi Nahi Kar Raha Hu, Aadmi Ghabrakar Bola.
    Esliye To Tumhe Bata Rai Ho.
    :heart::heart::heartpulse::heart::heart:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Bank me khata kholne gaya… Form me 1 sawal tha- ‘Is Bank me Khata kholne ki vajah?’ Santa ne likha,”Aapki Khubsurat Cashier”
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA Cigarette chupa kar: Batawo Mere Hath Me kya hai? BANTA :Rail Gadi SANTA :TumHe kaise Pata chala? BANTA :Maine Dhuwan Niklte DekhA Tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • !!height of kaminapan!!! . RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge? . . Santa:- Jee, red light dikhaunga. . Interviewer:- Red light na hoto? Santa:- Torch dikhaunga.. . Interviewer:- Torch naho to? Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga. . . . Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to? Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladkeko bulaunga... . . Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun? . . Santa:- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dont kill me after reading this- Santa- Yar banta hamare beech kya relation hai ? Banta- Wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai ! Banta- kaise ? Santa- Kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to Pakauda BANTA hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक मोटरसाइकिल वाले ने पता पूछने के लिए संता से पूछा....

    Excuse Me... मुझे "लाल किला" जाना है ?

    संता: तो जा ना भाई, ऐसे हर किसी को बताते बताते जायेगा तो पहुचेगा कब ??

    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::grinning::joy::smiley:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di Banta : Kyun? Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge kiaaaa
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta:Agar biwi k baap ko Sasur kehte hain To, Girlfriend k baap ko kya kahenge??? Bnta:Agar shadi k liye haa kar de To SASUR nhi to "ASUR"... :-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Dodh wale ki Shop pe jata hai, aur kehta hai. Santa-TUmHari shop ka Dodh kharab hai, Sarabat mai Dala fat gaya Dodh Wale ne Hairani se Poocha, Konse Sarbat main dala Tha? Santa-Nimboo Pani Main..:P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mantri Jee 2 Santa: ELECTION Aa Gaye Hai Jee.. Dhyaan Rakhna.. Mai Khada Hu! Santa: Oh Jee Khade Kyun Ho? Baith Jao, Apna Hi Ghar Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa= Jab Main Mar Jaau To Samne Wale Ghar Ki Family Ko Zarur Bulana. Banta= Kyo.? Santa= Yaar Unke Ghar Ki Ladkiya Bahut Lipat-Lipat Kar Roti Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta road se gujar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya or jor se chillaya.... Kamine poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa: santa doctor k pas blood test k liye gya aur zor se rone laga . banta: kya hua kyon ro raha hai? santa: blood tst k liye doc ne ungli kati. banta: banta bhi bade zooro se rone laga. santa: santa ne pucha kyon ro raha hai? banta: mai urin tst k liye aaya hoon.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko Lekar Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech Behas Ho Rahi Thi. . . . . Banta: “ Main Itna Kanjoos Hoon Ke Apne Honeymoon ParAkela Hi Chala Gaya Aur Apne Paise Bachaye.. :D . . . . . Santa: “ Arrey Ye Bhi Koi Kanjoosi Hui, Meri Sun, Maine Apni Biwi Ko Apne Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya Aur Poore Paise Bachaye...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When Banta asked what he was doing.. He replied..Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Beta:Papa Madam Ne aj Ek Sawal Poocha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe malum Tha Sardar:Mera Shona Puttar, Sawal Kya Tha ??? Beta:Madam Ne Pucha, Black Board K Paas Potty Kisne Ki Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta sham ko ghr aya aur sochne lga Ki aj kya khas krna tha sochta raha, Sochta rha bahut socha, Raat k 3 baje yad aya ki aaj jaldi sona tha
    • 10 years ago



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