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  • Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ek din school se ghar ja rha tha, raste me use ek 500 ko not mila ,usne not utha kr socha ese ghar le jane se achha hai mai ese yahi chhupa deta hu mere kl ke kharch ke kam aayega usne 5oo ke not ko ek ped ke niche jamin me khod kr gda diya or ek bord bnd kr usme likha"maine yaha paise nhi chhupaya hai"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apni Biwi se- Aaj tumhari choti behan ko apne ghar me dekh ke bahut khushi ho rahi hai.. Biwi- Hanji, Aapki khushi pajame me se dikh rahi hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Kal Tum Mayke Gayi Piche Se Chor Aaye aur Mujhe Bahut Peeta Wife-Aapne Shor Nahi Machaya? Santa-Mai Teri Tarah Darta Nai Jo Chilaau.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Kal me film dekh Aya, film achi thi par film ka naam bada ajib tha Frnd-Kya naam tha Snta- Badi Gaand Frnd- abe vo badi gaand nhi"BODYGUARD" hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne BUS ME 2TICKET Li Conductor-2 Q? Santa-1 kho gyi to DUSRI RAHEGI. Cndtr-AGAR DUSRI KHO GAYI TO. SAnta-TO "PASS" KAB KAAM AYEGA.
    • 10 years ago



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  • INSULT :P . . . . Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart..;) . . Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..?? . . Boyfriend : Because . . . . Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty, More Empty Space Means More Comfort ;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa :- Dukh Hamesha saath Rehta Hai, Magar Khushi Aati Jati Rehti Hai. * please explain this in English.* Banta :- "My Wife Is always With Me, But Her sister Comes & Goes..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Chal Race Lagte Hai Jo Haara Wo 1000 Rs. Dega.. Banta: Thik Hai Par Mujhe Raasta Nhi Pata, Santa: Bas Tu Mere Piche Piche Rehna. Banta: Thanks Yaar Ur My Best Fend...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi. Lekin Job Ke Pehle Din Hi Use Bohat Gaaliyan Padi Aur Dhakke Dekar Job Se Nikal Diya Gaya Kyu Ki Usne Apne Office Mein Pehli Call Kuch Is Tarha Se Attend Kari Thi. Santa With First Caller: “How Can I Help You Sir?” First Caller: “Mera Vodaphone Ka Sim Dhang Se Kaam Nahi Kar Raha.” Santa: “Abe To Airtel Ka Lele Na“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Apne Bete Ko Chidya Ghar Dikhane Le Gaye Beta: Ye Kya H? Papa: Beta Ye Ghada H. Beta: Aur Ye Papa: Beta Ye Gadhi. Beta: Gadhi Kya Hoti H. Papa: Gadhe Ki Biwi Hoti H Beta: Kya Gadhe Bhi Shadi Karte H Papa: Ha Beta, Thoda Rook Kar Sirf Gadhe Hi Shadi Karte H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye. Sales man: plain main dikhau. Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar santa banta se.Yar ham 2no ke bich koun sa rishta hai.To banta bolo yar jaise ki besan our pakode ka.to santa bola kaise.to banta bola ki besan santa hai.tabi to pakoda banta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta;"Santa Paji Mai Tumse Ek SawaL Pu6u.. Santa;"Pu6o Banta Paji.. Banta;-AkaL Badi Ya Bhais Badi. Santa;-Par Date Of Birth To Batao..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya.. Banta: Kitne Run Banaye? Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya. Banta: Shit Yaar so close!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Car ki Nilami ho rhi thi 10lakh, 20lakh, 30lakh, Santa: Is Khatara me Aisa Kya h.? Seller: Iske 10 Acidents Hue hain Har Bar Sirf Biwi Mari hai. ‘ ‘ ‘ Santa: iski ma ki aankh 1 Crore.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ? Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi, Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai "I love u 2" Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai...
    • 10 years ago



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