Santa Banta Jokes

Friend to santa:- Yar tumhari dukan mithai ki h. To kya tumhara dil nhi krta Mithai khane ko. Santa:- yaar. Krta to bahot h. Bt papa rsgule gin k jate h. To..... Isliye. Chus kr rkh deta hu.

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Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha… Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di. Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya. Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya? Santa: Nahi pakk gaya..!! isliye gir gaya.

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Santa ki beti: papa kal apke ghar se 1 mbr kum ho jaega,n xt day santa ki beti bhag jati h. Santa:ladki ne kaam to galat kiya pr thi wo jyotish

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Santa to Banta: Yaar, Sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi kya karu! Santa: “Message sending fail” likh ke bhej de.

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Santa Auto Wale Se - Kyu Bhai Hanuman mandir jayega auto? auto wala- HA Santa- To Phir Aate Samay Parsad lete aana..!!!

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Santa Banta Se Bola :- Bhai Suna H Teri Biwi Ke Baccha Hua H. Bache Ka Baap Kaun H? Banta Bahut Laal-Pila Hua Aur Gaaliya Dene Laga. Santa Mand Sawar Mein Bola- Khafa Kyu Hota H, Yaar Mein To Samjha Tha Ki Tujhe Malum Hoga.

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Banta: Yeh “Automatically” kya hota hai? Santa: Oyee tujhe yeh bii nahi pata Jab auto mein koi ganjee ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI

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Santa Library Ja Kar Puchta Hai:"Suicide Karne Ke Tarike ka Book Hai Kya.. ?? . . . . . . . Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ke Dekha Aur Puchha:"Wapas Karne Kon Aayega..:p :D :O :D

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Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai Batao Main Kya Karun? Banta: Karna Kya Hai, 2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le.

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Teacher - Homework Kita ? Santa - Hanji, Kita! Teacher - Fill In The Blank 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Bili____chali Santa - 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Holi Holi Chali Teacher - Oye Murkha Tenu Pata Nahi Ehda Ki Jawaab Hai. Santa - Tuhada Lehaaj Rakhya Hai, Tussi Mere Master Ho.. Nahi Ta 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Ta Billi Hil V Nahi Sakdi, Main Ta Fer Vi Holi Holi Turaa Diti.

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Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha Khudkushi Paap hai Zulm hai Gunah hai Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko Goli maarle!

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Sabziwala sabzi per Paani chhidak raha tha. kaafi der ho gayi.Tab Santa gusse se bola: Bhaisab agar Bhindi ko Hosh aa gaya ho to 1 kilo de do.

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Police:- "Humey pakki Khabar mili hai ki aapke Ghar mein visphotak samagri hai..!!" Santa~ "Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maikey gayi hai..!!"

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Santa:Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kr Dega Banta:Q? Santa:Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu

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Santa- Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kar Dega Banta- Kyun? Santa- Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu :(

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SANTA: maine apni beti ki shadi sirf 1500rs me ki. BANTA-woh kaise? SANTA: maine use 1500rs ka 1 mobile dilaaya.usne love marriage kar liya.

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Faadu Santa Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale? . . Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha Tha, Ke Phone Aa Gaya. Maine Jaldi Mein Phone Ki Jagah Istari Kaan Ko Laga Li . . . Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala? . . . . Santa: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na.

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Interviewer: Just Imagine, You Are In 8th Floor, It Caught Fire, How Will You Escape? Santa: Its Very Simple, I Will Stop My Imagination..!!

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Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha . Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: . Kya bola? . To Santa rote hue bola: . Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?

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SanTa ApNe G.F Ko Apne KamRe Me LeGaya. - DarWaJe Bund KiYe - Aur Apne G.F k Pas Ja k BoLa K Ye DeKho Maine Watch me RaDium LaGaYa Hai...!

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