Santa Banta Jokes

Costomer-Teri Cow Ki 1 Ankh Kharab Hai,Fir Bhi Tu 25,000 Mang Rha He. Santa-Tuze Cow Dudh Pine K Liye Leni Hai Ya Nain-Mila ne K Liye.

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Santa Says: Duniya Ka Har Ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina Shyad Smundar Paar Kar Skta Hai, Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina Pyar Nahi Kar Skta Aaj Santa Serious Hai.

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Wakil Sahab Apne Ladke Ko Kaabil Insaan Bnane Ke Liye,
Use Juth Bolna Sikha Rahe The.
Ek Din Apne Lakde Ki Pariksha Lene Ki Garj Se Unhone Kaha,
Beta Agar Meri Baat Khtam Hote Hi,
Tum Koi Juth Bologe To Mein Tumhe 5 Ruppe Dunga!

Ladka- Lekin Abhi Abhi To Aapne 500 Ruppe Dene Ki Baat Kahi Thi.
:grimacing::smiley::smiley::smiley::grimacing:

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Shadi k bad pehli rat santa confuse ho gaya,Ki Nayi Biwi se kya Bolu? Aakhir me bola-Aap ke gharwalo ko malum hai, Ki Aap yaha mere Saath ho.

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Applewala: 100 rs k 10 apple le lo. Santa: kuch kam kro yar! Aplewala: ap jan pehchan wale ho, Isliye apko 70 k 7 de dunga Santa: Thanx

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Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya? Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega…

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Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain. Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala? Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.

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Snta:- Itne aware log FOOTBALL ko LAAT kyo mar the he.....???? Bnta:- Abe Gadhe, GOAL Krne ke lite. Snta:- GOL Hi to he or kitna GOL Krenge..

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Santa-dunia mein sab se dukhi aadmi koun hai ? Banta- panipuri wala ! Santa- kaise? Banta-kyuki ladki kuwari ho ya married “BHAIYA” hi bulati hai.

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1 BAAR SANTA LAMBI LAMBI SANSE LE RAHA THA? TO..? KYA WO SANSE BHI NA LE. HAR BAAT ME JOKE CHAHIYE ? 1 KAAM KARO JAAN LE LO SANTA KI.

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Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.! Wife: Kyun? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.

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Santa : Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai. Mobile Shop Wala : Memory Card Hai Kya? Santa : Sochne Ke Baad . . . . . Nahi Memory Card Nahi Hai, RASHAN CARD Chalega?

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Santa- tum kis din paida hue, Banta-sunday ko, Santa- tum mujhe pagal bana rahe ho sundey ko to chutti hoti he... ha ha ha

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2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye. Haye haye main to 1100 lungi. Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi. Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!

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Ek Baar Santa Circus Dekhne Jata Hai. Toh Circus Mein Ladki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya. Ring Mastar: Aap Mein Se Koi Yeh Kaam Kar Sakta Hai? Santa: Main Aata Hoon Na, Par Pehle Iss Sher Ko Peeche Karo.

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Boss-apki shadi ho gayi? Santa-Haanji,1ladki se huyi he Boss-Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti he Santa-Naa ji meri behan ki to ladke Se huyi he...:p

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Santa : Tum bike itni tez q chala rahe ho ? Banta : Ye letter urgent dena hai Santa : Kaha ? Banta : Address padhne ka time nahi hai. Santa : Ok go fast...! Anur

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Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal Aaya. Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai. Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu. Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me, Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.

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संता- यार तूने कभी सोचा है कि अस्पताल में ऑपरेशन से पहले मरीज को बेहोश क्यों किया जाता है? बंता- अगर बेहोश नहीं किया और मरीज ने ऑपरेशन करना सीख लिया तो डॉक्टर के धंधे की तो वाट लग जाएगी।

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Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here? Banta: 1 kilo meter. Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?" Banta: Downwards!

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