Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Santa ka Baap UK se
aaya..
Baap- Teri MAA Kahan
he ??
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Santa- Padosi ke Saaat
Bhag Gayi...!!
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Baap- Tune Mujhe
batayaa kyu nahi ??
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Santa - Socha Surprise
dunga...........lolllz
like or kar do dosto
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate
hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
Santo Badi Pareshan Thi Jo Aata Tha Bache Usse Itrake Kehte The, Hum Minister Ke Bache H. To Santo Ne Unhe Samjhaya Aisa Mat Kaha Karo. Buri Baat H. Dusre Din Minister Ka Ek Dost Ghar Aaya: Bacho Se Laad Karte, Hue Unhone Pucha Kya Tum Minister Shahb Ke Bete Ho.? Ek Jhat Se Bola: Ji Hum To Yahi Samjate H Lekin Kal Hi Maa Ne Mana Kar Diya, Ki Hum Minister Sahab Ke Bache Nahi H, :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
Santa Ko Fasi Sunakr Juj bola Akhri Bar Kise Milna Chahoge
Santa-Bv Se
Judge-Ma bap Se Nhi
Santa-Ma-bap to Agla Jnm Hote Mil Jaege,Bv K Lie 21 saal wait krna padega
Santa kumbh k mele me pray kar raha tha...
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Hey prabhu nayay karo..
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Hey prabhu nayay karo...
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Hamesha Bhai-Bhai bichadte hai
kabhi pati-patni pe bhi to try karo...
Jailer- faasi se pehel kisse miloge?
Santa-biwi se
Jailer- maa baap se nehi
Santa- maa baap to agla jnm lete hai mil jayenge
Biwi ke liye sala phir 25 sala wait karna padega !!!
Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha
1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho
Tum??
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Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho?
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Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun.
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Santa :- Ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.
Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab
Laptop Aur LCD
Ka Zamana Hai ...
Santa-banta ek dawat me gaye...
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Ek aadmi ne pucha : aap dono
kaun...???
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Santa : mai ladke walo ki taraf se...
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Banta : aur mai ladki walo ki
tarafse...
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Aadmi : kamino aj mere baap ki
13vi h yaha...
Santa: Sham Ko Ghar aaya aur Sochne Laga
Ki aaj Kya Khas Karna Tha
Sochta Raha
Sochta Raha - Bahut Socha
Raat Ke 3 Baje Yaad aaya Ki aaj Jaldi Sona Tha
Waris ali*