Santa ne ek ladki se "I Love you" kaha.....
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola?
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To Santa rote huye bola:
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Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu?
Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya.
Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.
Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li,
Loan nahi chuka paya to
bank wale car utha kar le gaye,
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Udas santa-
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pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan leke
karta...!!
Ek Goan Ka Aadmi Mumbai Ghumne Ke Baad,
Wapas Apne Gaon Pahucha To Logo Ne Pucha- Are Mumbai Kaisi H Bhai?
Goan Ka Aadmi Bola: Ab Kya Btaye Tumhe,
Mumbai To Bahut Acchi H Par Waha Ki Sarkar Kanjus H,
Ek Driver Ki Salary Bachane Ke Liye Bus Par Bus Rakhkar Chalti H.
Sign of Changing Times:
Santa to Pappu: Son, Success is when Signature turns into Autograph.
Pappu:
No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label!
Santa went to interview for FBI agent.
Interviewer: “who killed abraham
lincoln?”
Santa: “thanks for giving the job sir, i
would immediately start
investigation.“
Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?"
Santa-"Chidiya Bankar."
Sir-"Admi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!"
Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapk baap lagayega!"
Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal
Aaya.
Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai.
Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu.
Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me,
Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho
Jayenge.