Santa Banta Jokes

Patni (santa se) pahle kyu nahi btaya ki… tumhari pahli shadi rani se ho rakhi hai. Santa: maine kha to tha ki… shadi ke bad tumhai rani ki tarh rakunga!

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Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit after 1 hour Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai Doctor: Kya khaya tha? Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit

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SANTA- MARNE K BD INSAAN KYA BANTA H...??? . . . BANTA- LADKE TO BHOOT BANTE H PAR !!! . . . "LADKIAN CHUDAIL KI CHUDAIL RAHETI HAIN..

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Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Santa-"Chidiya Bankar." Sir-"Admi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!" Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapk baap lagayega!"

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Santa aur Banta salon ke baad mile Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gayi hai. Santa: Kaisi hai tumhari BV? Banta: Swarg ki apsara hai or teri? Santa: Meri to abhi Zinda hai.

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Bhikhari: Bhagwan ke naam par kuch de do sahab Santa: chutta nahi hai Bhikhari: Koi baat nahi sunny leon ka video dikha do saab 1 rupaye wala

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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho. Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu. Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai. Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

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Mr. Santa Interview Dene Gaye.. Boss:Ur Birthday. Santa:22 April Sir. Boss:Kaun Sa Saal. Santa:Ulloo Ke Patthe, Kya Kon Sa Saal, Har Saal

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Santa To Banta:Oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay? Banta:vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paas rehna chaiyeh na

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Santa: Raja Dashrath ki teen raniyaan thi. Wife: Toh? Santa: Toh main do shadiyaan aur kar sakta hoon! Wife: Soch lo. Draupadi ke 5 pati they. Santa: Tu bhi naa, dil pe le leti hai.

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Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Math Ka Test Le Raha Hota Hai. Santa: “ Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? ” Pappu: “ 6, 7 ” Santa: “ Wah Mera Beta To Bohat Hoshiyaar Hai,Aur 6, 7 Ke Baad? ” Pappu: “ 8, 9, 10 ” Santa: “ Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad? ” Pappu: “ Gulam, Begum, Badshaah “

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Santa : Kal Raat Toilet main gaya toh wahan bhoot tha . . . Banta : "Acha !!!!! Fir Kya hua " . . . . . Santa : Hona Kya tha maine usse Bol diya "Bhai aap hi kar lo Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya"

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Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai Batao Main Kya Karun? Banta: Karna Kya Hai, 2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le.

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Santa banta jokes in hindi Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab kya hota hai? Banta santa se: nahi pata. Santa banta se: Are aaj kal har jagah MBA ki dhoom machi hai. banta: bata phir. Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab "Mai Bhi Anna"

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Wife: Mein Tumhare Bache Ki Maa Banne Wali Hoon... Santa : Pareshan Ho Kar Bolta Hai. Lekin Mera To Koi Bacha Hai Hi Nahi...!!

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Santa:- ab bukhar ka kya haal hai? . Banta:-bukhar to toot gaya, per kamar me dard hai. . Santa:-ghabrayo mat bhagwan kare, vo bhi jald hi toot jaye.

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Santa Apni Girlfriend Ko Lekar Ghar Aaya! Use Bistar Par Baithaya, Sab Darwaze Khidki Band Kar Di, Aur Light Bhi Band Karke Apni Girlfriend Ke Pass Aaya, Aur Bola: Ye Dekho Meri Watch MeinLight Jalti Hain.

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santa aur banta ek baar tv par wwe dekh rahe the tabhi achanak santa chillaya:-Randi auraton se bachke sala bahut khatarnak hai,anda taker saale ka anda leja, To Banta bola:-abe woh randy auraton nahi randy orton hai aur woh dusra undertaker hai anda taker nahi....

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Santa:Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to.. Engineering College ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi Banta:Pir hath chod dena, To Medical College ki bhi dikh jayegi

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Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa- Cant you read the board.Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

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