Santa Banta Jokes

:: Santa Banta Funny SMS :: Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya. Phir dusri side se bahar nikla Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:???? Yaar, ye konsa road tha???????? Itne sare speed breaker

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Santa and teachar tea:chor chori kar ke bhag gaya is ka future tense batavo clever santa : (shoch ke) kal chor jail jaye ga.

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Gadhe :cow2:Ka Bacha Badha Hokar Gadha:cow2: Banta H,
Ullu Ka Ullu, Kutte:dog2: Ka Kutta:dog2:, Or Sher :lion_face:Ka Sher:lion_face:,
Lekin Aadmi Me Ye Khass Baat H Ki,
Wo Badha Hokar Ullu Bhi Ban Sakta H Kutta:dog2:, Gadha:cow2: Or Sher:lion_face: Bhi.

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Train mai santa apni wife se: Tujhse shaadi karke pachchhta raha hoo, dil karta hai k tujhe kutte ke daal du Saamne Baitha passenger: Bhow, BHow, BhoW, Bbhow ...

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संता का 60वां जन्मदिन था
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बंता - ये केक :birthday: पर बल्ब :bulb: क्यों लगाया है :flushed: :flushed:
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संता - 60 मोमबत्तियां लगाने मे मुश्किल हो रही थी
इस लिये 60 वाट का बल्ब :bulb: लगा दिया:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smile::joy::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

9 years ago

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santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu? Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya. Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.

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Santa-What is difference between COFFY shop & WINE shop. Banta-coffy shop is the starting point of LOVE & wine shop is last point of LOVE..

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Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi Kyun... Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The..

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Santa Kari Chawal Kha Rha Tha, Ek Makkhi Us Par Baithne Lagi.. Santa Use Udate Hue Bola: Chal Pagli Ye Wo Nhi H Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai..

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Santa - Yaar Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Keel Chahiye Computer Ke Liye. Sales Man - But Computer Me Inka Kya Kaam? Santa- Oye Yaar Mujhe Computer Me Windows Xp Install Karani Hai.

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Santa :~ Aaj TV Par 30 Feet Ka Saap Dikhane Wale Hai.....!! . . Banta :~ Ha Yaar...!! Par Me Nahi Dekh Paunga...!! . . Santa :~ Kyu ...........?? . . Banta :~ Kyunki Mera TV To Sirf 21 inch Ka Hi Hai Na....!!

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Teacher-santa,agar samundar me nimbu kaa ped ho to nimbu kaise todoge. santa-chidiya bankar. Teacher-insaan ko chidiya tumhara baap banayga? Santa-samundar me ped aapka baap banayga.

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Santa aap ko kabhi kisi se pyar hua he Banta-Ha,par wo manti hi nhi S- Kya kehti h? B- Kehti hai I LuV U 2 pata nhi sala ye dusra kon hai

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संता : आप क्या जॉब करते हैं..:blush:

बंता : सिंगर हूँ..:sleeping:

संता : कभी देखा या सुना तो नहीं गाते हुए..:open_mouth:

बंता : मोहल्ले वाले चुप रहने के 20 हजार महीना देते हैं....:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

:joy:

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Santa :- Dukh Hamesha saath Rehta Hai, Magar Khushi Aati Jati Rehti Hai. * please explain this in English.* Banta :- "My Wife Is always With Me, But Her sister Comes & Goes..!

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Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News. Good News is That:Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya. Banta: Aur Bad News? Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(

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Santa: Tum Bike Itni Fast Kyun Chala Rahe Ho? Banta: Ye Khat Urgent Pohchana He Santa: Kaha? Banta: Addres Padhne Ka Time Nahi Hai

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Santa:Papa aaj meri Girlfriend ki birhday he. Use kya du..? Papa:Dekhne me kaisi hai? Santa:Mast hai.. Papa:Mera mobile number de de!

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Jeeto: What Do U Think About Our Love..? Santa: Try To Count The Stars In The Sky.. Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite.. Santa: No Baby, Its A Waste Of Time..!

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Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa. Santa : Main kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki hai.

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