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  • Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता: ये बीमा कंपनी वाले भी गज़ब करते है. लोगों की बीवियों के पास घंटों बैठ कर पति के मरने के फायदे बताते हैं. बंता:तभी मेरी बीवी बार-बार मुझसे मेरी उम्र पूछ कर खुश हो रही थी और कह रही थी की आपकी कीमत आप क्या जानो.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ladki dekhne gaya. Ladki ke baap ne puchha: Beta, Sharab pite ho? Santa: Sharab kabhi baad me piyunga, abhi to sirf chai chalegi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Apni Girlfriend Se Phone Par Baatein Kar Raha Tha. Girlfriend: “Mujhe Iss Valentine Par Kya De Rahe Ho?” Santa: “Jaanu, Main Tumhe Diamond Ring La Dunga, Car, Bangla Sab La Dunga.” Girlfriend: “Wowww, To Aaj Shaam Ko Park Mein Aa Rahe Ho Na?” Santa: “Haan, Agar Mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya Diya To Jaroor Aa Jayunga.”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:What is the diffirence between pyar & shaadi? Santa:very simple sir,pyar insaan ko andha bana deta hai aur shaadi insaan ki ankhen khol deti hai..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa:Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain? Banta:Goal kar rahe hain! Santa:Lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain, aur kitni gol karenge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha, Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha. Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua? Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai? Dost: 6 Hafte Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale, Yeh Tune Kya Kiya? Puri Baat To Sunta, 6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua, Mummy ye Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He? Mummy- Yeh Tere Pappa He Santa- To Hum Is Ganje K Sath Q Rehte He
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girlfriend- Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho.. Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe! Santa- Oye, Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa in bmw at Petrol Pump:"5 Rupaiye Ka petrol daal do." . . . . . . Pump wala (gusse me):"Itna sara petrol dalwa ke kahaan jana hai?" ;> . . . .. . . . . . Santa: "Jaana kahi nahi hai pagle, Hum to aise hi paise udaate
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lucky: Yaar Mujhey Kuch Nahi Aata Tha, Main Paper Khali Chor Aya Hon. Banta: Main Bhi! Santa: Shit Yaar, Teacher Samjhe Gi Hum Ne Cheating Ki Hay.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Girl Fasi Laga Rhi Thi Santa Ne Window Se Dekha Socho Santa kya Bola Hoga? Sirf Latkne Se Height NaI Bdhegi Mumy ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa shaadi mein khana khane gaya Par samane Salad ka counter dekh kar wapis aa gaya Baahar aakar bola O banta, abhi to sabzi hi kat rahi he
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa- Cant you read the board.Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta? Banta: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta in Exam Hall:"Oye extra pen hai kya" ?? . . . . Banta: "Ek hi hai" . . Santa: "Abe Ek hi chahiye"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When Banta asked what he was doing.. He replied..Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Grahak Apni Plate Mein Jhankta Hua,
    Bola- Yeh Kya H?
    Mujhe To Tari Hi Tari Dikhayi De Rahi H,
    Isme To Meet Bilkul Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha.
    Waiter: Hoga Shahb Dekho To.
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    Grahak: Kya Khak Hoga, Ise To Tum Mangalwar Ko Kisi Pandit Ji Ko Bhi Khilao To Unka Bhi Dharmbrasht Nahi Hoga.
    :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



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