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  • बंता- तुमने इतने छोटे-छोटे बाल क्यों कटवाए? संता- दरअसल नाई के पास 3 रुपये छुट्टे नहीं थे, तो मैंने कहा कि 3 रुपये के और काट दे !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao! Wife: Kyu? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai ki, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana!
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA OR RAILAY TT. Train chali santa ek dibbe mein chad gaya. TT. Bola- najar nahi aata ye ladig dibba hai. SANTA- Sorry ji muje laga aap mard ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa office ja raha tha, Patni pyaar se boli:- See u in the evening. Santa gusse se:- Dhamki kise de rahi h, main bhi tujhe dekh loonga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal Aaya. Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai. Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu. Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me, Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki tapasya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole - 'VAR MANGO VATS' Santa - prabhu ! Jaisa aap soch rhe hai me vaisa nhi hu... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE :-
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge? Banta: A Cockroach Santa: Why? Banta: Yaar Meri Biwi Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police:- "Humey pakki Khabar mili hai ki aapke Ghar mein visphotak samagri hai..!!" Santa~ "Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maikey gayi hai..!!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:Tum Mere Sapno Me Khwabo Me Jazbaato Me Rahte Ho..! SANTA: Tumko kisi Ne Bewakuf Bnaya Hai bahen, Mai to"GHAR"Me Rahta Hu...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge SANTA:Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga Patni: Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya Likhwaoge SANTA: Jaha b Raho Khush raho
    • 10 years ago



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  • Golden Words By Martin Luther King. If U Cant Fly, Run. If U Cant Run, Walk. If U Cant Walk, Crawl. But Keep Moving. Santa: Woh To Theek Hai, Par Jaana Kaha Hai ? Hahahaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-mene Nischay Kar Liya He Ki, Jab Tak 25 Ka Nai Ho Jata Shadi Hi Nahi Karunga| Grlfrnd-or Mene Diside Kiya He Jab Jak Shadi Nahi Karti 25 Ki Houngi B Nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Today,Santa Was Lying On Beach, . . Amrican: R U Relaxing? Santa:No I M Gopal Singh, . Another Amrican: R U Relaxing? Santa: No I M Gopal Singh . Another Amrican: R U Relaxing? Santa: No (Shouting) I M Gopal Singh And Left Tht Place In Anger. . . Then Santa Asks One American Lying Nearby, R U Relaxing? American: Yes. . Santa Slaps Him&Says, "Haramkhor Sab Tujhe Dhund Rahey Hai Aur Tu Yaha Pada Hai!:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Log Kehte Hai Ki Mohabbt Zindgi Hoti Hai, Maut Nahi Magar Wo Kya Jane Ki Dhoka Bhi Zindgi Deti Hai Maut Nahi . Aaj santa Serious hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump: 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle, Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai". Oh ho santa
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta : Kal Mujhe 10 Logo Ne Peeta Santa : Phir Tune Kya Kiya Banta : Maine Kha Saalon Aik Aik Karke Ao Santa : Phir Banta : Phir Kya Saalone, Aik Aik Karke Dubaara Peeta. By -Rao
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बार संता एक पार्टी में गया। पार्टी में उसकी निगाह एक सुन्दर सी लड़की पर टिक गयी तो वह उसे बड़े गौर से देखने लगा। जब काफी देर तक उसने लड़की को ताड़ना बंद नहीं किया तो लड़की उसके पास आई और उस से बोली," क्या आप मेरे चेहरे से एक चीज़ हटा सकते हैं?" संता ख़ुशी से," ओह जी क्यों नहीं आप तो बस हुकुम करो क्या हटाना है।" लड़की: अपनी कुत्ते जैसी नज़र।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:- Humne Ek Aisi Cheez Banayi Hai Jis Se Hum Diwar Ke Us Paar Dekh Sakte Hain, . . Angrez:- Wow ! Wo Kya Hai... ? . . . . . . . Santa:- SURAAKH.
    • 10 years ago



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