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  • Santa- are yar chal chess khelenge. Banta- nahi yar main nahi khel sakta Santa- kyon? Banta- kyonki mere pass sports shoes nahi hai arey haso na.......!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Apne Sath Ek Ladki Ko Lekar Jaa Raha Tha,
    Raste Mein Banta Mila Ye Ladki Kaun H,
    Santa: Meri Cousion H. Banta Ne Ghurte Hu Puche Cousion H.
    Santa: Ku Ho Nahi Sakti Kya,
    Banta: Kyu Nahi Ho Sakti Thode Din Pehle Meri Bhi Cousion Hi Thi.
    :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Shaadi Ke Liye Ladki Ke Baap Ne Santa Se Puchha. Baap: “Akal Badi Ya Bhains?” Santa Ne Bohat Der Sochha Aur Phir Jawab Diya. Santa: “Tumne Mujhe Paagal Samjha Hai?, Date Of Birth To Batayi Hi Nahi“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge? Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga? Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere liye langar le aana!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai Batao Main Kya Karun? Banta: Karna Kya Hai, 2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le.
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa banta were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:- "agar Wo meri nahi huyi to mai use kisi or ki bhi nahi hone dunga!!" . . . . . Banta:- Aur agar teri ho gayi to sabki hone dega???
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher-santa,agar samundar me nimbu kaa ped ho to nimbu kaise todoge. santa-chidiya bankar. Teacher-insaan ko chidiya tumhara baap banayga? Santa-samundar me ped aapka baap banayga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ? Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi, Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai "I love u 2" Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha. . . . Mujrewali- Saheb, Humne Apko Khush Kiya ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do. . . .. . Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho, Mai Nachta Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor : Santo Se 3 Tarah Ki Goliya Dete Hue Kaha, Lal Goli Subha, Pili Dophar, Aur Hari Raat Ko 3 Glass Pani Ke Sath Lena. Thik Ho Jaogi, Santo: Aakhir Mujhe Hua Kya H? Doctor: Kuch Nahi. Tum Pani Kam Peeti Ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Oye!what R U doing? Banta-Recording this babys voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Kal me film dekh Aya, film achi thi par film ka naam bada ajib tha Frnd-Kya naam tha Snta- Badi Gaand Frnd- abe vo badi gaand nhi"BODYGUARD" hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police..: hume aapke ghar ki talaashi leni hai, suna hai k aapke ghar mein visfotak saamagri hai. Santa....:Khabar to pakki he, par abhi wo maike gyi huyi hai..:
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA Apni Girlfriend K Sath 1st Date Pe: "Ye Meri Pehli Date Hy Darling" Agar Koi Glti Ya Kami Reh Jaye To. . . . . Chota Bhai Samaj Kr Maaf Kr Dena.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Wife Mar gai Banta Usko Chup Karane K Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye Santa-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa Banta-Q? Santa-Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krna H
    • 10 years ago



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  • A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-banta ek dawat me gaye... . . . Ek aadmi ne pucha : aap dono kaun...??? . . . Santa : mai ladke walo ki taraf se... . . . Banta : aur mai ladki walo ki tarafse... . . . Aadmi : kamino aj mere baap ki 13vi h yaha...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Namukin Word Meri Dictionary Me Nahi Hai. Banta- To Pagle Dictionary Kharidne Se Pehle Dekhna Tha Na, Abb Chillane Ka Kya Fayada.
    • 10 years ago



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