Santa: Maine Apki Dukan Se Murgi Dana Kharida Tha
Dukandar: To Kya Usme Koi Kharabi Nikli
Santa:mahina Ho Gaya Muje Khet Me Boye Ab Tak Murgi Nahi Ugi
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Ek Bus Mein Ticket Rate The 50,70,100. Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha Jab
Sab Seat Ek Si H To Fir Farq Ku. Conductor Bola Raste Mein Pata Chalega.
Uss Aadmi Ne 50 Wala Ticket Le Liya. Bus Chali Or Aadhe Raste Mein Khrabh Ho Gayi.
Tab Conductor Bola. 100 Rs Ticket Wale Baithe Raho 70 Wale Niche Utar Kar Khade Ho Jao.
Or 5 Wale Jab Tak Bus Start Nahi Ho Jati Dhakka Lagate Raho.
Ek Baar Santa Church Gaya..
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Achanak Light Chali Gayi Aur
Andhera Ho Gaya...
Tabhi Church Ka Ghanta Baja
"TONNN"
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Santa Chillaya:
Ohh Teri UNDERTAKER Aa Gaya:
Santa: banta bhai aaj hum log tab tak piyenge jab tak samne vale ped 3 ke 6 nahi dikhte??
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Waiter: bus karo saloo samne 1 hi ped hain..
ab kya pura jungle banaoge:D
Santa apni gf k gar pe rat me milne gya .
Santa - chalo ab hum thoda pyar kar lete h .
Gf -nhi .meri ma dekh legi .
Santa -nhi dekh sakegi .meri jimmedari hai . Meri jimmedari hai.
(gf ki ma jag jati h or ladki ki pitai karne lagti h )
santa - meri koi jimmedari nhi h .
Ek Fauji Jab Ladai Mein Apne Karname Ki, Deeng Haak Chukka To Uska Dost Bola. . Ek Baat Samjh Mein Nahi Aayi. Ki Tumhare Hote Hue Puri Bataliyan Ko Ladai Mein Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Thi. :sunflower::sunflower::sunflower::hibiscus::hibiscus::sunflower::sunflower::sunflower:
Santa Singh met with Banta after many months.
Santa to Banta: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!
Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab?
Santa : Arre Yaar, I Mean To Say - Long Time No C..!
Bhikari: kuch khane ko Dedo.
SANTA - TAMATAR KHAO
Bikari - roti dedo
Santa - TAMATAR KHAO
Bikari -l ao tamatar hi do
Santa ki Mumy - ye totla h,keh rha h,
KAMAKAR khao.