Santa- Kal me film dekh Aya,
film achi thi par film ka naam bada ajib tha
Frnd-Kya naam tha
Snta- Badi Gaand
Frnd- abe vo badi gaand nhi"BODYGUARD" hai.
Santa 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane K
Baad Bola: Bhaiya Thodi
Cheeni Dio..
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Dukandar: Cheeni Kyu..???
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Santa: Soch Raha Hu,
Khane K Baad Kuch Mitha Ho Jay.
Pappu
Santa ne railway reservation form me Ling ke samne likha - 8 inch.
Lady clerk - ye kya hae? kato ise
Santa: kitna?
Lady: pura
Santa - Maa chud@o, Bus se chala jaunga :D
Santa Roasted Chicken Khane K Baad Hadi Chaba Raha Tha,
Pas Baitha ek pandit roti Kha Raha Tha
Pandit Santa se pucha : Tumhare yaha kutte Kya Khate Hai?
Santa: Roti
Aurto se bhari hui 1bus palat gyi, sari mar gyin.
Sab k husband 1-1 ghanta roye par Santa 2 ghanta roya..
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santa ki wife se bus miss ho gyi thi;-)
Road pr Accident hua, Bahut Bhid thi.
Santa ko dekhne ka moka nhi mil rha tha.
CLEVER Santa-Ye mera BAAP he.Bhid piche hat
gai,To dekha KUTTA mara hua tha...
Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,
uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai
Ghar Mein Kaam Kar Rahe Bijli Wale Ko. Mein Tumhe Pehle Samjha Rahi Hu. Ek Ghante Mein Mera Pati Ghar Aa Jayega. Lekin Madam: Mein To Kuch Bhi Nahi Kar Raha Hu, Aadmi Ghabrakar Bola. Esliye To Tumhe Bata Rai Ho. :heart::heart::heartpulse::heart::heart:
Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi
Hai,
Liver Mein Pain Ho Raha Hai
Doc: Daroo Peete Ho??
Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg Hi
Banana.
2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!