Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate
hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
Latest New santa banta jokes 2014
Santa student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi??
Teacher: Nahi toh...
Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere mobile pe likha tha...
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MISS CALL..
Santa- are yar chal chess khelenge.
Banta- nahi yar main nahi khel sakta
Santa- kyon?
Banta- kyonki mere pass sports shoes nahi hai
arey haso na.......!
Santa Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi.
Lekin Job Ke Pehle Din Hi Use Bohat Gaaliyan Padi Aur Dhakke Dekar Job Se Nikal Diya Gaya Kyu Ki Usne Apne Office Mein Pehli Call Kuch Is Tarha Se Attend Kari Thi. Santa With First Caller: “How Can I Help You Sir?”
First Caller: “Mera Vodaphone Ka Sim Dhang Se Kaam Nahi Kar Raha.” Santa: “Abe To Airtel Ka Lele Na“
SANTA PAPER DENE GYA ..
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OR APNE SATH PALAMBER KO BHI LEY GYA
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KYO...?????
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KYO KI USNE SUNA THA KI PAPER LEEK HO GYA H..... :-D
Santa Banta Aapas Mein Lad Rahe The..
Santa: Sale Main Tere Kapde Phaad Kar
Tujhe Nanga Kar Dunga...
Banta: Plz Yaar Serious Ladai Mein Aisi
Romantic Baatein Mat Kar.
Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!
Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!
संता (बंता से)- आज पार्टी किस खुशी में?
बंता (संता से)- मेरा स्कूटर खो गया है।
संता- तो..
बंता- शुक्र मानो मैं उस पर नही बैठा था वरना मैं भी गुम हो जाता।
Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,
uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai
santa ne apne frnd ko lunch pe invite kiya
Santa apne friend se:tumjhe khane mai kya pasand hai..
friend : fish..
santa:pr meri biwi ko fish banana nahi ata hai..
friend: mai batata hu..yeh le reciepe
santa market gaya...woh fish le kr aa raha tha raste mai chil ushka fish le k udd gaya
santa:leja leja sali.....pr pakayegi kaise??reciepe to mere pass hai...