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  • Santa in bmw at Petrol Pump:"5 Rupaiye Ka petrol daal do." . . . . . . Pump wala (gusse me):"Itna sara petrol dalwa ke kahaan jana hai?" ;> . . . .. . . . . . Santa: "Jaana kahi nahi hai pagle, Hum to aise hi paise udaate
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  • banta- week mai ek baar meri patni se mera jhagda jarur hota hai. aur apka? santa- mera mahine baad hota hai, kyuki mujhe salary mahine baad milti hai..
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Police Se: Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!? Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha
  • 10 years ago



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  • Banta Bhaaga-Bhaaga Santa Ke Ghar Aaya Aur Khushi Se Bola. Banta: “Oye Santa, Aaj TV Pe Rakhi Sawant, Apne 38-Inch Ke Balls Dikhane Wali Hai” Santa Udaas Hokar Bola: “Achha, Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga” Banta: “Kyu?” Santa: “Mera TV To Sirf 21-Inch Ka Hai?“
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha… Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di. Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya. Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya? Santa: Nahi pakk gaya..!! isliye gir gaya.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne underwear dho k padosan ki salwar k pass sukhne dal di Aur aawaz di- Bhabhi jab tum salwar utaro mujhe awaz de dena. Main bhi underwear utaar lunga.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa dialled a phone number. A computerizd female voice said, "Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai". Santa: Bas Janeman Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai, Itna Hi Kaafi Hai!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa in KBC -Qus.:- Videsh jane wali Pehli Bhartiya Mahila Kaun thi..? . . . . . . Santa- Sitaji..! (Ravan k sath Srilanka)
  • 10 years ago



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  • Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai Banta: Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first- the chicken or the egg? O yaar,jiska order pehle doge,vo ayega!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Bnta to Snta.. Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet me jabardast gas ban gyi h.. Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha h.. . Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne v bade smartly trick segane ki dhun me dhun milate hue releas kr di.. . Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla.. jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki.. . . . . . . . Gana to aapne Headphone par Chalaya tha.
  • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA=MERE PADOSI KA BACHA GUM HO GAYA BANTA=FIR KYA KIYA? SANTA=MAINE KAHA GOOGLE PE SEARCH KARLO, MIL JAYE TO DOWNLOAD KR LENA.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Plz samjne ki kosish karo mujhe Tang na karo Rat ko tumari wajh se nind nhi ayi Mat khelo mri life se SANTA ne hath jodkar machar se kaha
  • 10 years ago



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  • संता- ये नया मोबाइल कब लिया? बंता- लिया नहीं.. गर्लफ्रेंड का उठाया है। संता- क्यों? बंता- वो रोज कहती है कि तुम मेरा फोन नही उठाते.. आज मौका देखकर उठा लिया।
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai Batao Main Kya Karun? Banta: Karna Kya Hai, 2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le. #BARARBOYS
  • 10 years ago



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  • The Most Romantic Lines Main Kho Gaya Hu Tumhare Pyar Me Tum Bhi Kho Jao…. Santa Translated In English It Becomes: I M Lost In Ur Love, U Also Get Lost..
  • 10 years ago



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  • SaNtA Ke GaO Me NaDi Pe BrIdGe BaNaYa GaYa. . . . . BuIlDeR :- BaHoT AccHa Ho GaYa . SaNtA :- HaaN Ji. .! ! ! PeHLe DhOOp Me TaIr Ke NaDi PaaR KaRtE ThE Ab ChAAv RaHeGi . . . . *
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  • Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein! Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha. Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Santa:Expiry Date dekh raha hu.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to banta-Hum dono me kya rishta he Banta- jo besan or pakode ka he Santa-wo kese Banta-Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA he
  • 10 years ago



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