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  • Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Apne Kutte Ko Lekar Hotel Ke Ander Gaya, Manager Bola- Iss Gadhe Ko Apne Sath Ku Laye Ho ? Aadmi: Pagal Hue Ho Yeh Gadha Nahi Kutta H, Manager- Chup Raho, Mein Tumse Nahi Kutte Se Baat Kar Raha Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa ki wife ne sms kiya ki ghar kab aa rahe hoo?? zwab main santa ne sms kiya ki 20-25 min main....or zyada late hoo jaye toh sms fir se padh lena......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Golu or Molu Bahut Achhe Dost Thhe Par Achanak Ek Hi Din Dono Mar Jate Hai Aur Ikathe Narak Mein Pahunchte Hai. Golu Ne Molu Ko Dekha Aur Hairan Hote Hue Pucha. Golu: ��Abe Tu Kaise Mara?�� Molu: ��Thand Se, Aur Tu?�� Golu: ��Mene Aatam Hatya Ki�� Molu: ��Kyu Be, Tu To Achha Bhala Tha Aur Khushi Se Jee Raha Thha?�� Golu: ��Yaar, Mujhe Laga Meri Biwi Ka Kisi Se Affair Hai, Ek Din Shaq Hone Pe Chaapa Maara Par Koi Nahi Tha, Sharm Ke Mare Maine Aatm-Hatya Kar Li�� Molu Ne Golu Ko Zor Se Thapad Mara Aur Bola. ��HARAMKHOR Agar Fridge Khol Ke Dekha Hota, To Na Tu Sharm Se Marta Aur . Na Mein Thand Se�� :-D :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne BUS ME 2TICKET Li Conductor-2 Q? Santa-1 kho gyi to DUSRI RAHEGI. Cndtr-AGAR DUSRI KHO GAYI TO. SAnta-TO "PASS" KAB KAAM AYEGA.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died. SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was:- KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Phone Pe Itni Dhimi Aawaz Me Kisse Baat Kar Rahe Ho.? Banta: Bahan Hai. Santa: To Fir Itni Dhimi Aawaz Me Kish Liye.? Banta: Teri Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped- paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal Aaya. Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai. Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu. Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me, Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 darzi logon k kapde lekar farar ho gaya. koi kehta meri pant. koi kehta meri shirt. Santa bhi ro raha tha Logo ne pucha q ro rahe ho? Wo mera maap le gaya...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa. Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha: 100% Soft & Silky. Tested By CHAND & SONS.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa - "sir ji, aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?" Boss - "woh gaon ki hai.." Santa - "Oh sorry, mujhe laga woh sirf aapki hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Yeh “Automatically” kya hota hai? Santa: Oyee tujhe yeh bii nahi pata Jab auto mein koi ganjee ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha, Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha. Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua? Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai? Dost: 6 Hafte Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale, Yeh Tune Kya Kiya? Puri Baat To Sunta, 6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha! Wife romantic hokar: Kuch karne ka irada hai kya? . Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola: Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!! Kameenii !!! =D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne challenge kiya: Ke wo kutubminar ko sir pe rkh ke mumbai le jayega. Saare News Wale pahunch gaye: Tab Bola- Bas koi utha ke sir pe rakh de!
    • 10 years ago



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  • SantaKo Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kr Dega Banta:Q? Santa:Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala. . .raj
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
    • 10 years ago



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