Latest New santa banta jokes 2014
Santa student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi??
Teacher: Nahi toh...
Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere mobile pe likha tha...
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MISS CALL..
Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi.
Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha.
Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai. :-)
Santa 1st time plane par baitha,
jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha,
santa pilot ko maarne laga.
or bola:main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar raha hai
Santa In Coffee Shop With Wife..!
Santa: Jaldi Pi, Coffee Thandi
Ho Jayegi..
Wife: Ki Fark Painda Hai.?
Santa: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh..!
Hot Coffee = Rs 15
Cold Coffee = Rs 45
Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di
Banta : Kyun?
Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge kiaaaa
Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To
Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha!
Wife Romantic Hokar:
Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya?
Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola:
Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!!
By -nripendebnath