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  • Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Sending Msg to all Frnd "My Mob Num is change" Pehale Nokia6610 tha Now I Have N73 So Plz Call n sms me on My New Num thnks
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Bad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story Librarian- Santa ji,wo TELEPHONE DIARY hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. . . . . Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?
    • 10 years ago



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  • ‚ santa banta new jokes ‚ Santa ek Baarat me gya Waha use baar-baar PAANI parosa ja rha tha Preshan hokr Santa chillaya: Gale me paani fas gya h, thode “RASGULE DO”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole: ‘VAR MANGO VATS’ Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu.. ‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta-Yaar Shadi K Jode Kon banata He? Bnta-Aasman Me Bhagwan Banate He S-O teri, Yaar Galti Ho Gayi B- Kya? S- Mai To Tailor Ko De Aaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ‚ latest sms jokes ‚‚ Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale h. Banta: Acha Par mai nhi dekh pawunga. Santa: kyu Banta: Mera TV to 21 inch ka hi hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Apni Biwi Se Santo Jo Tu Padh Rahi H Na Wo Newspaper Ulta H. Santo: Santa Ji Kisne Kaha Mein Padh Rahi Hu Mein To Sirf Photo Dekh Rahi Hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता शराबी – भाई साहब, टाइम क्याहुआ ? राहगीर – सात बजकर पच्चीस मिनट । संता शराबी – स्साला …. सुबह से पूछ रहा हूं, हर कोई अलग-अलग टाइमबता रहा है …..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:- Ager "Bivi Ko "Bhootni Lipat Jaye, To Tu Kya Karega ? . . Banta:- Mujhe"Kya Karna ! Ye Do "Behno"Ka" Aapsi "Mamla" hai.:-
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Baar Santa kO Raste mE Patthar Mila UspE Likha Tha “Patthar kO Palat Lo Kch Ban Jaoge” Jaise Hi Usne Palta Dusri Taraf Likha Tha”Bewkuf Ban Gya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch B Nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
    • 10 years ago



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  • SUHAGRAT Ko Santa DULHAN se:-Tum Itni SUNDAR ho, Mai Tumhe Kya Kahu Bahar Khada uska BAAP Bola:- BETA Ek baar"MAA" kah de Baaki Mai Dekh Lunga. Oh..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ghar Mein Kaam Kar Rahe Bijli Wale Ko.
    Mein Tumhe Pehle Samjha Rahi Hu.
    Ek Ghante Mein Mera Pati Ghar Aa Jayega.
    Lekin Madam: Mein To Kuch Bhi Nahi Kar Raha Hu, Aadmi Ghabrakar Bola.
    Esliye To Tumhe Bata Rai Ho.
    :heart::heart::heartpulse::heart::heart:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai. Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami? Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Zebra Crossing Ke Black & White Lines Par Baar-Baar Idhar- Udhar Chal Raha Tha, Aur Soch Raha Tha Ki . . . . . . . . . . Sala Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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