Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata h....
Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h...
Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat.
Banta: nahi chupai yar...
Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h...
Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h.
Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hi li to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h...
Banta dairy likh raha tha
"aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala
hai
pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me
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mama banunga ya mami" :D :D
Patni Ke Marne Ke Baad Uske Chita:fire: Ke Pass Akela Baitha Tha, Tabhi Tej Aandhi:cloud_tornado: Ke Sath Bearish :cloud_rain:Hone Lagi, Pati Ne Uthkar Khidki Band Kar Li Tabhi Bijli:thunder_cloud_rain: Kadakne Ki Awaaj Aayi, Pati Ne Khidki Khoil Or Aasman Ke Taraf Dektehe Hue. . Lagta H Upar Pachuch Gayi. :smiley::smiley:
Santa ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte huye :- Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye GREECE trykaren..?
Santa: - Kyon..?
Sarso ke tel me kya kharabi hai..?
Jisko samjha woh thoko LIKE.
K.k
RAILWAY INTERVIEW
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Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek hi line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
Santa:- Ji,, red light dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na ho to?
Santa:- Torch dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Torch na ho to?
Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na hui to?
Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga.
Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?
Santa:- Ji, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi.. .
Do Desho Mein Yudh Ke Dauran Hamle Se Bachne Ke Liye, Jaise Hi Hawayi Hamle Ka Siren Baje Fauran Bank Mein Jaiye, Aur Ek Crore Ruppe Ka Karja Bank Se Le Li Lijiye.
Aur Ghar Aakar Aram Se So Jaiye. Fir Bank Wale Aapki Khud Suraksha Karenge. :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
Santa apni gf k gar pe rat me milne gya .
Santa - chalo ab hum thoda pyar kar lete h .
Gf -nhi .meri ma dekh legi .
Santa -nhi dekh sakegi .meri jimmedari hai . Meri jimmedari hai.
(gf ki ma jag jati h or ladki ki pitai karne lagti h )
santa - meri koi jimmedari nhi h .
Ambani V/s Santa This Is Ultimate Ambani: Agar Main Subah Se Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Apni Aadhi Property Bhi Nahi Dekh Sakta.. Santa: Hamare Paas Bhi Aisi Khatara Car Thi… Humne To Bech Di.. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy::joy::joy::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
:: Santa Banta Funny SMS ::
Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya.
Phir dusri side se bahar nikla
Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:????
Yaar, ye konsa road tha????????
Itne sare speed breaker
Santa: Kyu Bhai Udas Kyu Baithe Ho?
Banta: Ha Yaar! Meri Patni Ne Mujhe Notice Diya H
Ki Agar Maine Sharab Nahi Chodi To Weh Mujhe Chodkar Chali Jayegi.
Santa: Kitne Afsos Ki Baat H.
Banta: Ha Yaar, Bahut Bhali Aurat H Mujhe Bahut Yaad Karegi.