Teacher - Homework Kita ?
Santa - Hanji, Kita!
Teacher - Fill In The Blank
900 Chuhe Kha Ke Bili____chali
Santa - 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Holi Holi Chali
Teacher - Oye Murkha Tenu Pata Nahi
Ehda Ki Jawaab Hai.
Santa - Tuhada Lehaaj Rakhya Hai,
Tussi Mere Master Ho..
Nahi Ta 900 Chuhe Kha Ke
Ta Billi Hil V Nahi Sakdi,
Main Ta Fer Vi Holi Holi Turaa Diti.
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein!
Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein!
Santa chemist ki shop pe 1 bottle le k gaya aur ek chamach liquid shopkeeper ko pila k bola- mitha hai Kya?
Dukandar bola- nahi, kyu kya h ye?
Santa - docter ne Bola chemist ki shop se urine me sugar check karwa k aao...! Wo check krane aya tha.
Santa ki loutri lagi aur
Woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se
bola...
Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to
tum kya karogi.
Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chhod
dhungi.
Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal
yaha se.
शादी के कुछ दिन बाद संता अपने दोस्त बंता को बता रहा था।
संता- मेरी बीवी इतना मजाक करती है की क्या बताऊं।
बंता- कैसे?
संता- कल मैंने उसकी आंखों पर हाथ रख कर पूछा मैं कौन? तो बोली दूध वाला..
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate
hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.