Fashon Ka Zamana Hai Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha Amul The Taste Of India. Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya Kurkure Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.
Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!
Santa rail ki patri per so gaya.
Ek aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho?
Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Santa: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua,train kya cheez he?
~.~ santa banta short jokes ~.~
santa:aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai!
banta:bakri kaise anda de sakti hai?
santa:Arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri rakha hai
Santa: Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti ho!
Girl: Mere dad Chinese the.
Santa: Wo kaha hai!
Girl: Mar gaye.
Santa: Oh! Aakhir China ka maal tha, chalta bhi kitna!
Santa Ki Wife Apne Pati Se Pareshan Ho Kar,
Swami Lunnacharya Ke Pass Gayi.
Santa’s Wife: “Swami Ji,
Mere Pati Roz Aadhi Raat Ko,
Ghar Se Chale Jate Hai.
Swami Ji: Isse Mein Aap Ki Samsya Samju,
Ya Mere Liye Aap Ka Invitation?
संता ने एयरलाइन के ऑफिस में फ़ोन किया.. रिसेप्शनिस्ट ने फ़ोन उठाया। .. संता: चंडीगढ़ से मुंबई तक कितनी देर का सफर है? .. रिसेप्शनिस्ट: एक मिनट सर। .. संता ने फ़ोन काट दिया और बड़बड़ाया.. “पी कर बैठी है, कमीनी।” :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Santa- Cant you read the board.Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Santa Ko Fasi Sunakr Juj bola Akhri Bar Kise Milna Chahoge
Santa-Bv Se
Judge-Ma bap Se Nhi
Santa-Ma-bap to Agla Jnm Hote Mil Jaege,Bv K Lie 21 saal wait krna padega
Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear!
On Choosing One He Asks:
How Much For This?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey Bhai Daily Wear
Dikhaao.! Party Wear Nahi Chahiye!
santa ek kali ladki ko dekh kar hash raha tha...
ladki pass aakar santa se boli
laki:pyare se dara lagta he ya thappd se???
(santa thodi der sochne k baad)
santa:tere
darawane chahere 6e.... :d :p
santa rock
ladki sock
santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu?
Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya.
Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.
Santa Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi.
Lekin Job Ke Pehle Din Hi Use Bohat Gaaliyan Padi Aur Dhakke Dekar Job Se Nikal Diya Gaya Kyu Ki Usne Apne Office Mein Pehli Call Kuch Is Tarha Se Attend Kari Thi. Santa With First Caller: “How Can I Help You Sir?”
First Caller: “Mera Vodaphone Ka Sim Dhang Se Kaam Nahi Kar Raha.” Santa: “Abe To Airtel Ka Lele Na“