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  • Banta: Yeh “Automatically” kya hota hai? Santa: Oyee tujhe yeh bii nahi pata Jab auto mein koi ganjee ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain. Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala? Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta:- "I am going" ka kya matlab hota hai..? BANTA:- "MAIN JAA RAHA HOON"..! ! ! Santa:- Aise nahi Jaane dunga, Pehle Matlab bataa...!
    • 9 years ago



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  • बंता की टूटी हुई टांग देख कर संता,"तुम्हारी टांग कैसे टूट गई?" बंता: क्या बताऊं यार, कल दारू कम पी थी, इसलिए। संता: दारू कम पीने से टांग कैसे टूट सकती है? बंता: सीधी सी बात है, अगर मैंने छक कर पी होती तो मैं ठेके पर ही लुढ़क गया होता। कम पी थी इसलिए घर आने के लिए निकला और रास्ते में गढ्डे में गिर गया।
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 admi santa k beta se puchta h. Beta papa ghar me h? Santa ka beta sprite pite hue bola, Uncle sidha bolo mummy se milna h. Sprite sidhi baat no bakwas.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 45 Saal Ka Santa Ladki Dekhne Gaya, Ladki Ki Maa Behosh Ho Gayi, Hosh Aya To Pucha Kya Hua.? . . . Boli- 18 Saal Pehle Ye Muje Bhi Dekhne Aya Tha.:-
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa-Oye ajkal tu muje msg kyu nhi karta? banta-baarish ho rahi hai na isliye santa-baarish ka msg se kya lena? banta-abe saale,msg bheeg gaya to?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa apne friend Banta ke saath ATM gaya. Santa: Banta, zara mera balance check kar do, mujhe check karna nahi aata. Banta ne Santa ko dhakka de diya, aur Santa gir gaya. Banta: Tumhara balance kharab hai!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA at medical store: I need poison MAN:I cant sell u until u hav prescripti ?on . SaNTA showed his Wedding card . MAN: sir badi botal du ya choti.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye . . Que. the:- 1.China kis Desh me hai? 2.15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai? 3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai? 4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai? 5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan hai..?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ka Jb Antim Samay Aaya Or Aakhiri Waqt Uske Beto Ne Pocha=Ap Bataye K Apko Hum Jalaye Ya Dafnaye? Santa=Mujhse Mat Pocho Surprise Dena Raj.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek bar santa apni girlfriend ko apne ghar pe le ke gaya... Usne sari khidki darwaje band kar diye, sari lights off kar di or Girlfriend se kaha . . . . . Dekh meri watch me light jalti hai........
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ji, Kya Baat H Aapke Piche Kutte :dog2:Pade H,
    Or Aap Hai Ki Hase:grinning: Hi Ja Rahe Hai ?
    Santa : Ji Dekhiye Na, Mere Pass Sim Airtel Ka H Aur,
    Vodafone Ka Network Mera Pitcha Kar Raha H.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: "When I woke up this morning,I felt like going out and getting a job." Banta: "Did you?" Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed.
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता- अरे यार ये मोबाइल तो मुझे कंगाल कर देगा। बंता- क्यों? संता- बार-बार दिखाता है बैटरी लो, अब तक 50 बैटरी बदल चुका हूं।
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता - क्या दारू पीने से खांसी जाती है ? बंता - क्यूँ नहीं जायेगी ? जब मेरा घर, खेत, बैंक बैलेंस सब चलागया तो तेरी खांसी क्या चीज़ है ?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Electric Shop Pe Gaya Aur Dukandar Se Bola Santa: Ek Kala Bulb Dena Dukandar: Bhai Sahab, Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge? Santa: Yaar, Dopaher Ko Andhera Karke Sone Ka Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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