Santa ko chand par bhejne ka
faisla hua..
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Aadhe raste
jakar Santa rocket se kood gaya or chillaya......
.
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kamino aaj to amawasya hai,
chand to hoga hi nahi......
Santa Electric Shop Pe Gaya Aur
Dukandar Se Bola
Santa: Ek Kala Bulb Dena
Dukandar: Bhai Sahab,
Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge?
Santa: Yaar,
Dopaher Ko Andhera Karke Sone Ka
Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai.
Santa ? Yaar Banta tune poore toilet
me potty kyu kar di? Banta ? Yaar ye
mobile bhi na! Santa ? Kya hua?
Banta - Tune - IDEA - ka ad nahi
dekha - WALK when u TALK?
Ek baar ek dukan me santa - pen h pen ?
Dukandar - nhi !
2 min. Baad ..
Santa - pen h pen ?
Dukandar (gusse me) - nhi ....
Santa thodi der me waps ata h - pen h pen ?
Dukandar - nhi h ..
Or ab waps aaya to hathoda marunga tere sar pe.
Santa kuch der me waps aaya.
Santa - hathoda h hathoda ?
dukandar - nhi ..
Santa - to fir pen h pen.
Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu..
Banta: Wo Kaise?
Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!....
Dont kill me after reading this-
Santa- Yar banta hamare beech kya relation hai ?
Banta- Wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai !
Banta- kaise ?
Santa- Kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to Pakauda BANTA hai
Santa Ko piles Ho Gaya.
Hakim: Marham Lagwane Roj Aana Padega.
Hakim Ne Usko 4Din Marham Lgaya Aur Kaha: Ab Kafi Theek Ho, Baqi Biwi Se Lgwa Lena.
Agle Din Preeto Marham Lgane Lagi To Usne Ek Haath Santa Ke Kandhe Pr Rakha, Aur Dusre Se Marham Lgane Lagi To Santa Ne Pucha: Tera Ek Haath Kandhe Pr Hai Dusra Kaha Hai?
Preeto: "Us Se Marham Lga Rahi Hun.
Santa Chonk Kr Bola: "Oh, Hakim Ki Behan Ka Thullu, Uske To Dono Haath Mere Kandhe Pr Hote The.!! :D
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.
Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahutsari baten chupata h....
Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h...
Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat.
Banta: nahi chupai yar...
Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h...
Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kyabaat chupai h.
Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hili to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h...
like to karo dosto
In Biology practical exam:
Teacher: Is panchi k tange dekh k bataao ki iska naam kya hai..
Santa: Tange dekh k kaise bataao be..?
Teacher: NAALAKYAK!! Tumher zero milta hai. Apna naam bataao.!!
Santa: Ye le..meri taange dekh k likh le...: