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  • Santa Introduces His Family :- 1.) Ye Meri Biwi GOOGLE KAUR Ek Sawal Pucho To Das Jawab Deti Hai 2) Ye Mera Beta FACEBOOK SINGH Ghar Ki Har Baat Poore Muhalle Tak Pahuchata Hai 3) Aur Ye Meri Beti TWITTER KAUR. Pura Muhalla Raat Din Ise Follow Karta Hai 4) Aur Main Hu santa urf ORKUT SINGH Ab Mujhe Koi Puchta Hi Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता - क्या दारू पीने से खांसी जाती है ? बंता - क्यूँ नहीं जायेगी ? जब मेरा घर, खेत, बैंक बैलेंस सब चलागया तो तेरी खांसी क्या चीज़ है ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa aur Banta salon ke baad mile Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gayi hai. Santa: Kaisi hai tumhari BV? Banta: Swarg ki apsara hai or teri? Santa: Meri to abhi Zinda hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Friend to santa:- Yar tumhari dukan mithai ki h. To kya tumhara dil nhi krta Mithai khane ko. Santa:- yaar. Krta to bahot h. Bt papa rsgule gin k jate h. To..... Isliye. Chus kr rkh deta hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa In Coffee Shop Wth Wife. Santar: Jldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jaye Gi. Wife: Ki Frk Painda Hai? Srdar: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh Hot Coffee Rs.15 Cold Coffee.45
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Grahak Apni Plate Mein Jhankta Hua,
    Bola- Yeh Kya H?
    Mujhe To Tari Hi Tari Dikhayi De Rahi H,
    Isme To Meet Bilkul Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha.
    Waiter: Hoga Shahb Dekho To.
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    Grahak: Kya Khak Hoga, Ise To Tum Mangalwar Ko Kisi Pandit Ji Ko Bhi Khilao To Unka Bhi Dharmbrasht Nahi Hoga.
    :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua, Mummy ye Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He? Mummy- Yeh Tere Pappa He Santa- To Hum Is Ganje K Sath Q Rehte He
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Mummy Maine Apka Kaha Maankar School Se Aate,
    Samay Khali Tiffin Preeti Didi Ko Dena Band Kar Diya H.

    Mummy : Yeh To Bahut Acchi Baat H Aakir Tumne Apni Aadat Badal Hi Dali.
    Santa :– Ha, Mummy, Ab Mein Tiffin Apne Bag Mein Rakhkar Bag Didi Ko De Deta Hu.
    :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Shouting 2 His GF "U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And Cheated Me, I Was Waiting 4 U Yesterday Whole Day In The Post Office.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA-Aaj Kal Tere Chehre Pe Kuch Jayada Hi Ronak Dikhai De Rahi Hai Teri Bimari Kaha Gayi..? banta-Ha,Aaj Kal Meri Bv Mayke Gayi Huyi He
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole: ‘VAR MANGO VATS’ Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu.. ‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only !At the party, Banta was very shocked 2 see other people wearing suits also !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA=MERE PADOSI KA BACHA GUM HO GAYA BANTA=FIR KYA KIYA? SANTA=MAINE KAHA GOOGLE PE SEARCH KARLO, MIL JAYE TO DOWNLOAD KR LENA.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta-Yaar Shadi K Jode Kon banata He? Bnta-Aasman Me Bhagwan Banate He S-O teri, Yaar Galti Ho Gayi B- Kya? S- Mai To Tailor Ko De Aaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : School male hai ki female....? Banta : Pata nahi yaar usme ghanta bhi hota hai aur periods bhi Bhaut confusing hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • SantaKo Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua? Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi Hai, Liver Mein Pain Ho Raha Hai Doc: Daroo Peete Ho?? Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg Hi Banana.
    • 10 years ago



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