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  • Santa-Oye!what R U doing? Banta-Recording this baby’s voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this.
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  • Santa: Muje 1 Bat Batao "Automatically" Ka Matalb Kya Hota He..? Banta: Tume Etana Bhi Nathi Pata??? Santa: Nahi!!! Banta: Jab Koi Ganji Orat Rikhsa Me Bethi Ho To Use "AUTO-ME-TIKALI"
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  • A house was on fire with 25 people inside. Santa went inside & saved 6 by pulling them out. But he was jailed. Why? Bcoz ALL 6 were Firemen..
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  • Santa Ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Baazar Me Gaya.. 1 Aadmi Ne Poochha: O Paaji, Kya Darwaza Bechna Hai ? . . Santa:nahi. Tala Khulwana Hai Chabi Gum Ho Gayi Hai. . Hanso Mat Joke To Abhi Aage Hai . . . . Aadmi Santa Se: Agar Ghar Me Chor Ghus Gaya To..??? Santa: Andar Kaise Jayega Darwaza To Mere Paas Hai !
  • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Girl Fasi Laga rhi thi, Santa ne Window se Dekha, Socho Santa kya bola hoga? . . Sirf latkne se height nhi bdhegi mumy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye
  • 10 years ago



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  • :§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§:: Santa: maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha DUKANDAR: to kya usme koi kharabi nikli Santa:mahina ho gya muje khet me boye ab tak murgi nhi ugi
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  • Santa: is duniya me kitne desh hain? . . . . . . . . . . Tom: arey pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai "india" baaki sab to videsh hai...
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa 2 Banta: Yeh Doctor Log Operation Karne Se Pehle Patient Ko Behosh Kyun Karte Hai? Banta: Kahin Patient Khud Operation Karna Seekh Na Le Is Liye……
  • 10 years ago



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  • Banta : Kal Mujhe 10 Logo Ne Peeta Santa : Phir Tune Kya Kiya Banta : Maine Kha Saalon Aik Aik Karke Ao Santa : Phir Banta : Phir Kya Saalone, Aik Aik Karke Dubaara Peeta.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ke Bete Ka Acident Ho Gaya Dr: Aapke Bete K Pair Katne Padenge.. Santa Ne Apna Sir Pakda. Dr: Kya Hua Santa: Kal Hi Nalayak Ko Chapal Dilai Thi.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Oye tera ek daat nila kaise ho gaya Banta:Yaar maine ink lagai hai. Santa:Vo kyun? Banta:Yaar aajkal BLUETOOTH bahut mashur hai
  • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING ? BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM VERY HAPPY . SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ? BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING . HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
  • 10 years ago



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  • SaNTa=Oye Paji Tu Itna Gumsum Kyu Hai? . BaNTa=Soch Raha Hu Aaj Kuch Toofani Karu . SaNTa=Kya Karega? . BaNTa=Tower Pe CHad Ke Potty..;)
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki Maa:- 20 Saal Tak Meri Koi Aulad Nhi Hui Press Reprter: Fir Apne Kya Kiya? Maa:Fir me 21 Saal ki hui to Papa ne Meri Shadi Karai.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi neend me zorse chillai: Jaldi utho, mere PATI Aa gaye SANTA utha,khidki se kud gaya,Tang tut gayi, Fir khyal Aaya sala mein hi to uska pati hu!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha. . . . Mujrewali- Saheb, Humne Apko Khush Kiya ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do. . . . . . Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho, Mai Nachta Hu.=D/ :p
  • 10 years ago



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  • Interviewer-To bataiye PANI k bina Insan kaise Marega? Santa-PANI nhi hoga to insan tair nhi payega.Tair nhi payega to doob jayega aur mar jayega.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Mam- Aisi Chiz Ka Naam Batao Jo Ek Baar Upar Jaati Hai To Niche Nahi Aati Bahut Sochne Ke Baad Santa Bola- . . Miss, Insaan Ki Umar
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  • Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.Hushain2
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