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  • Boss:Mere liye ek shisha le ke aao, Jisme mai apna muh dekh saku…! Santa:Nahi mila sir, Sab shisho par mera hi Muh Dikhay de raha tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Uska Sasur Mar Raha Tha, Banta: Kyu Mar Rahe Ho? Sasur: Mene Ise sMs Kiya Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho, Isne Sare Frnd Ko Forward Kar Diya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha? Kyon? Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Train Me Neend Nahi Aayi Upar Ki Seat Thi Bahut Garmi Thi . Banta: Toh Exchange Karna Tha Na . Santa: Kisse Karta? Niche Seat Pe Koi Tha Hi Nahi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Dials a Number .. . . . A girl received Santa: Hello Kaun ? Girl: Main Seeta Santa: O teri!! Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya .. Sorry “MAATE ” ..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa= Jab Main Mar Jaau To Samne Wale Ghar Ki Family Ko Zarur Bulana. Banta= Kyo.? Santa= Yaar Unke Ghar Ki Ladkiya Bahut Lipat-Lipat Kar Roti Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Apne Kutte Ko Lekar Hotel Ke Ander Gaya, Manager Bola- Iss Gadhe Ko Apne Sath Ku Laye Ho ? Aadmi: Pagal Hue Ho Yeh Gadha Nahi Kutta H, Manager- Chup Raho, Mein Tumse Nahi Kutte Se Baat Kar Raha Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mahila: Doctor Sahab, Kya Mein Injection Lagwane Ke Baad Thik Ho Jaungi.? Doctor: 100% Aap Thik Ho Jayengi. Survey Ke Anusar Iss Injection Se 5 Mein Se Kewal 1 Thik Hota H Or Aap Se Pehle 4 Marr Chuke H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rang de basanti film dekh kar santa ko bahut gussa aaya Banta:Why you are so angry..? Santa: puri film me basanti ko dikhaya hi ni:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: CHADDI lelo CHADDI.. Girl: Tumhe sharm nhi aati, kya gande shabd bol rahe ho, koi dusre naam se kehte . . . Santa: OK! POND ke KHOL lelo, POND ke KHOL!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua, Mummy ye Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He? Mummy- Yeh Tere Pappa He Santa- To Hum Is Ganje K Sath Q Rehte He
    • 10 years ago



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  • :: Santa Banta Funny SMS :: santa: Meri billi mar gai banta: kese mari santa: Maine use nahala diya tha banta- nahalne se b kahi billi marti h banta- Maine nahalane k bad use nichod b tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta dairy likh raha tha "aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki, isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me . . . . mama banunga ya mami" :D :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha aayega? Dr: 50 hajar. Santa: Agar plastic hum de to. Dr: (Gusse Se) Saale pighla kar chipka bhi lena!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apni gf k gar pe rat me milne gya . Santa - chalo ab hum thoda pyar kar lete h . Gf -nhi .meri ma dekh legi . Santa -nhi dekh sakegi .meri jimmedari hai . Meri jimmedari hai. (gf ki ma jag jati h or ladki ki pitai karne lagti h ) santa - meri koi jimmedari nhi h .
    • 10 years ago



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  • पुलिस दरवाजा खटखटाते हैं... . . संता : कोन दरवाजा खटखटा रहा हैं? . . पुलिस : हम पुलिस हैं, दरवाजा खोलो! . . संता - क्यूँ खोलू ? . . पुलिस - कुछ बात करनी हैं | . . संता : तुम लोग कितने हो | . . पुलिस : हम ३ हैं | . . संता : तो सालों आपस में बात कर लो, मेरे पास टाइम नहीं है ।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha Police=kya Kar Rahe Ho ? Santa=abbu K Liye Dua, Police=ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai Santa=abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.........
    • 10 years ago



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