Santa:Bhai jaldi se do gulab
jamun de,
.
Avi ladai hone wala hain.
.
Dukandar: ye lo.
.
.
.
.
Woh dono khane k baad
.
Santa: Bhai,aur do de yar,
.
.
Ladai shuru hone se pehle kha
leta hoon.
.
.
Dukandar: yar kab se ladai ki
baat kar raha hain,
.
Kis ki ladai hone wala hain bol
toh zara.
.
.
.
.
Santa: Pehle kha lene de.
.
.
Khane k baad
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Avi ladai start hogi,
.
.
Dekh maine kha toh liya,
magar mere paas paisa ni hain. :P
Santa Doodh wale ki Shop pe jata hai,
Aur kahta hai.
Santa;TUmhari shop ka Doodh Kharav hai,
Saravat mai Dala Fat gya
Doodh Wale ne
Hairani se Poocha;
Konse Sarvat main dala Tha?
Santa;Nimboo Pani Main.
Santa Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi.
Doctor Bola: “ Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai ”
Biwi: “ Hey Bhagwan… Doctor Sahab, Ek Phone Kar Loon? ”
Doctor: “ Kyun ? ”
Biwi: “ Unko Batana Hai Ke Potty Unke Tiffin Mein Chali GayiHai “
संता- ये नया मोबाइल कब लिया?
बंता- लिया नहीं.. गर्लफ्रेंड का उठाया है।
संता- क्यों?
बंता- वो रोज कहती है कि तुम मेरा फोन नही उठाते..
आज मौका देखकर उठा लिया।
Santa found answer to the most
difficult question ever- What comes
first -
the chicken or the egg?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo
ayega!
Golu or Molu Bahut Achhe Dost Thhe Par Achanak Ek Hi Din Dono Mar Jate Hai Aur Ikathe Narak Mein Pahunchte Hai.
Golu Ne Molu Ko Dekha Aur Hairan Hote Hue Pucha.
Golu: ��Abe Tu Kaise Mara?��
Molu: ��Thand Se, Aur Tu?��
Golu: ��Mene Aatam Hatya Ki��
Molu: ��Kyu Be, Tu To Achha Bhala Tha Aur Khushi Se Jee Raha Thha?��
Golu: ��Yaar, Mujhe Laga Meri Biwi Ka Kisi Se Affair Hai, Ek Din Shaq Hone Pe Chaapa Maara Par Koi Nahi Tha, Sharm Ke Mare Maine Aatm-Hatya Kar Li��
Molu Ne Golu Ko Zor Se Thapad Mara Aur Bola.
��HARAMKHOR Agar Fridge Khol Ke Dekha Hota, To Na Tu Sharm Se Marta Aur
.
Na Mein Thand Se�� :-D :-D
Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,
Last Year The Name-Plate Outside ur House Read Santa Singh B.A.
This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,
Wen Did u Finish urs Masters Degree?
Santa Singh: "You Don't Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.
Den I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again
Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To
Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha!
Wife Romantic Hokar:
Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya?
Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola:
Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!!