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  • Santa : Kal Raat Toilet main gaya toh wahan bhoot tha . . . Banta : "Acha !!!!! Fir Kya hua " . . . . . Santa : Hona Kya tha maine usse Bol diya "Bhai aap hi kar lo Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya"
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA-Aaj Kal Tere Chehre Pe Kuch Jayada Hi Ronak Dikhai De Rahi Hai Teri Bimari Kaha Gayi..? banta-Ha,Aaj Kal Meri Bv Mayke Gayi Huyi He
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai,Apple saath laya hoon.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya. Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya?? Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Ek Raah Chalti Ajnabi Ladki Se Kaha: Aapne Pehchana Mujhe.? Ladki: Nahi. Santa: Main Wahi Hu Jisko Aapne Parso Bhi Nahi Pehchana Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua, Mummy ye Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He? Mummy- Yeh Tere Pappa He Santa- To Hum Is Ganje K Sath Q Rehte He
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Aise Jeevan Se To Accha H Mein Marr Jaun, Bhagwan Tu Mujhe Utha Le. Santo: Hey Prabhu! Inse Pehle Mujhe Utha Le Santa: Parbhu! Tu Isi Ki Sun, Mein Apni Arji Wapas Leta Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: yar,cal rate itna hai ki smbhl-smbhl kr phone lagana padta hai.. Banta: mai to hr roj 10-15 phone aise hi laga deta hai aur mera paisa bhi nahi lagta.. santa: woh kaise? Banta: mai customer care mai no. lagata hu...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Shouting 2 His GF "U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And Cheated Me, I Was Waiting 4 U Yesterday Whole Day In The Post Office.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte huye :- Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye GREECE trykaren..? Santa: - Kyon..? Sarso ke tel me kya kharabi hai..? Jisko samjha woh thoko LIKE. K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Ye pyar kab hota hai? Banta: Jab time khrab chal raha ho, rahu ketu or shani ki dasa kharab ho, apka mangal kamjor ho, aur bhagwan maze lene ke mood mein ho....
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता- बचपन में मां की बात सुनी होती तो आज ये दिन न देखने पड़ते ! बंता- क्या कहती थी मां? संता – जब बात ही नहीं सुनी तो मुझे क्या पता, क्या कहती थी!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa everest pr gya waha 1 baba pahle se baitha tambaku ragad raha tha santa-baba ye kya hai baba-masala Santa- Oh O to Evrest Masala ap hi bnate ho
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata h.... Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h... Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat. Banta: nahi chupai yar... Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h... Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h. Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hi li to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa bar bar apni windows ka Pasword bhool jata tha. Aik baar usne socha mein apni windows ka pasword kya rakhon jo kabhi na bholun. Usne pasword rakha INCORRECT ... Ab jab bhi wo ghalat pasword enter karta Computer usey khud bata deta "Ur pasword is Incorrect" Santa Rocked Computer Shocked
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa dialled a phone number. A computerizd female voice said, "Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai". Santa: Bas Janeman Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai, Itna Hi Kaafi Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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