Santa Banta Jokes

संता की बीवी बहुत ज्यादा बीमार होने की वजह से 1 महीने से हॉस्पिटल में दाखिल थी। डॉक्टर ने संता को हिम्मत देते हुए कहा। डॉक्टर:-"आपकी बीवी अब सिर्फ 2 दिनों की मेहमान है, मैं माफ़ी चाहता हूँ अब मैं कुछ नहीं कर सकता" संता बोला:-"इस में माफ़ी की कोई बात नहीं है डॉ. साहब, निकाल ही लेंगे ये 2 दिन भी जैसे-तैसे"!

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santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala

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Santa Selling Parachute. U Can Jump From Plane & Press Button & U Can Land Safely. Customer: If Parachute Doesn’t Open? Santa: Paisa Wapas

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Santa: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai? Salesman : 1 Lakh Rs. Santa: Why Anything Special? Salesman : Light Chali Gayi To Automatic Off Ho Jayega. Santa : Oh, Pack It.

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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? . . . . . . . O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

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Ek Goan Ka Aadmi Mumbai Ghumne Ke Baad, Wapas Apne Gaon Pahucha To Logo Ne Pucha- Are Mumbai Kaisi H Bhai? Goan Ka Aadmi Bola: Ab Kya Btaye Tumhe, Mumbai To Bahut Acchi H Par Waha Ki Sarkar Kanjus H, Ek Driver Ki Salary Bachane Ke Liye Bus Par Bus Rakhkar Chalti H.

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संता ने दो पत्थर अपने दोनों कानों में रख लिये. बंता:ओए! क्या कर रहा है? संता:चुप कर यार! दिखाई नहीं देता रॉक म्यूजिक सुन रहा हूं.

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Santa film Director: U have 2 jump in 2a swimng pool frm a 100ft.. Actor: But i dont know swimng sir.. Santa: don’t worry there iS no water.

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Santa’s Army Test Pappu- 3+5? Santa- 8 Pappu- 7+3? Santa- 10 Pappu- 8+8? Santa- Pata nahi sir Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.

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Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhara or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya.. . 1 Admi ne pucha:" santa, Kya Darwaza Bechnahai.. ?? . Santa:" Nhi Tala Khulwana hai.. Chabi gum ho gye hai.. Hanso mat Joke abhi aage hai.. . . . . Admi santa se:" Agar ghar me chor ghus gayato.. ?? . . Santa:" abe Andar kaise jayega darwaza to humare paas hai.. Hahaha ....

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santa di wife t.v te matchvekh rhi c. Santa tyar ho k romantic mood ch aa k apni wife nu bolya: m kiddan lgg rha ha. udo hi match ch dhoni ne chkka marya te snta di wife boli: CHAAKKKKKAAAAAA....

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बंता ने हजामत की दुकान खोली संता शेव कराने आया। बंता- मूंछ रखनी है?? संता- हां... बंता (मूंछ काट कर )- ले रख ले जहां रखनी है!!!

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Teacher : Agr Koi Moti Ladki Palat K Waapis Aye Toh Is Sentence Ko English Me Kiya Kahenge ? . . . . . . . Santa : GOL MALL RETURNS.

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Santa in Lift..very funny hindi sms Girl : mehnga perfume laga k lift me ayi, or SANTA ko akad k boli Cobra perfume, Rs.6000.. 2nd girl ayi : Jasmeen perfume"Rs.7000 .. achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell aayi dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda Or SANTA ko dekhne Lagi.. SANTA with smile:- "Muli"14 Rupey Kilo..... Santa Madhosh m/ ladkia Behosh

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Santa :- Yaar Tune School Aana Kyo Chod Diya? Banta :- Yaar Actually Mere Papa Kahte Hai, 1 Hi Jagah Baar Baar Jane se Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai.

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Taxi Wala: Sir Sorry Main Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya. Santa: Oye Paji Koi Gal Nahi Main Bhi Apna Batwa Ghar Bhul Gaya Hu.

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Maa: Kmabhakat Tum 6 Saal Ki Ho Or Itni Wahaiyat Harkat Karti Ho , To Fauran Mere Sir Ka Ek Baal Safed Ho Jata H. . Beti: Ohoh! Mein Ab Samjhi Ki Nani Ke Saare Baal Safed Ku H.

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Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola? To Santa rote hue bola: Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?

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Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Admission Form Bharne Mein Madad Kar Raha Tha, To Pappu Ne Puchha. Pappu: “ Papa, Ye Mother Tongue Wale Box Mein Kya Likhna Hai? ” Santa: “ Very Long Likh De Beta “

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Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya� Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha � BODY AAGAYI KYA?� Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi� Santa Bola � Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!��

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