Santa Daru Pee Ke Tala Kholne Laga, Hath Kanpne
Ki Vajah Se Tala Nahi Khula,
Banta- Mai Khol Du,
Santa- Mai Khol Lunga, Tu Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala
Bahut Hil Raha Hai
santa: santa doctor k pas blood test k liye gya aur zor se rone laga .
banta: kya hua kyon ro raha hai?
santa: blood tst k liye doc ne ungli kati.
banta: banta bhi bade zooro se rone laga.
santa: santa ne pucha kyon ro raha hai?
banta: mai urin tst k liye aaya hoon.
1 wari santa di wife nu nyana hon wala sega.
santa apni wife nu lai k hospital gya te utthe ja k nurse nu boleya.
santa to nurse: je munda hoya ta kahi PASS, je kudi hoyi ta FAIL.
Opration to bad
Nurse:santa ji twadi CMPARTMNT aayi aa.
Santa English K Paper Me Fail Ho Gaya Translation Ki Wajah Se..
1.main Ek Aam Aadmi Hoon. - I M A Mango Man.
2.mujhe English Aati Hai. ... English Comes To Me.
3.mera Taluq Haripur Hazara Se Hai. I Blong 2 Greenpur Thousanda.
4.sadak Par Goliyan Chal Rahi Hai. Tablets Are Walking On The Road.
Santa: sister muje 1 bottle blood de do.
Nurse: Blood group bolo.
Santa: koi b chalega.
Nurse: kaise chalega?
Santa: Girl friend ko Love Letter likhna hai.
Santa Ko Uska Sasur Jute Maar Raha Tha
Aadmi: Kyu Mar Rahe Ho?
Sasur: Maine Ise Hospital Se SMS Kiya
Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho, Isne Apne Sare Friendz Ko Forward Kardiya...
Santa ne underwear dho k padosan ki salwar k pass sukhne dal di
Aur aawaz di-
Bhabhi jab tum salwar utaro mujhe awaz de dena.
Main bhi underwear utaar lunga.
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later
Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
Santa ne ~ F A M O U S ~ T A T T O O ~ S H O P ~ me Girlfriend ka naam apne haath par likhwaya
"Latest Tattoo Designs" me.
Ghar aane ke baad jor jor se rone laga,
Banta: kyun rorahe ho?
Santa: Abey, Girlfriend ki spelling galat ho gaye.
Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki
Talaashi Leni Hai,
Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak
Saamagri Hai..?
Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai,
Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!