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  • Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha. Banta: Toh? Santa: Khushe ke mare Train ke engine ko choom liya :*
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa cricket match khel ke aaya. . . . . . . Banta....kitne run banaaye . . . . . . Santa......Triple century hone mebass... . . . . . . . . . 299 runs chahiye the . . Kanjar ne out kr diya
    • 9 years ago



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  • Snta:Agar biwi k baap ko Sasur kehte hain To, Girlfriend k baap ko kya kahenge??? Bnta:Agar shadi k liye haa kar de To SASUR nhi to "ASUR"... :-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher (Giving instruction)- Start Computer. Santa- I did. Teacher- Now open My Computer. Santa- Miss, where is your computer?...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li, Loan nahi chuka paya to bank wale car utha kar le gaye, . . Udas santa- . . . . . . . . . . pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan leke karta...!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता का 60वां जन्मदिन था
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    बंता - ये केक :birthday: पर बल्ब :bulb: क्यों लगाया है :flushed: :flushed:
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    संता - 60 मोमबत्तियां लगाने मे मुश्किल हो रही थी
    इस लिये 60 वाट का बल्ब :bulb: लगा दिया:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smile::joy::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa G Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Santa G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se Bola, Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hay
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..
    • 9 years ago



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  • :: Santa Banta Funny SMS :: santa: Meri billi mar gai banta: kese mari santa: Maine use nahala diya tha banta- nahalne se b kahi billi marti h banta- Maine nahalane k bad use nichod b tha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lucky: Yaar Mujhey Kuch Nahi Aata Tha, Main Paper Khali Chor Aya Hon. Banta: Main Bhi! Santa: Shit Yaar, Teacher Samjhe Gi Hum Ne Cheating Ki Hay.
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता (बंता से)- पत्‍‌नी और हेलमेट में क्या समानता है? बंता- दोनो सिर के बोझ है।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher - Homework Kita ? Santa - Hanji, Kita! Teacher - Fill In The Blank 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Bili____chali Santa - 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Holi Holi Chali Teacher - Oye Murkha Tenu Pata Nahi Ehda Ki Jawaab Hai. Santa - Tuhada Lehaaj Rakhya Hai, Tussi Mere Master Ho.. Nahi Ta 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Ta Billi Hil V Nahi Sakdi, Main Ta Fer Vi Holi Holi Turaa Diti.
    • 9 years ago



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  • In A Cricket Ground.. Security : Cricket Match Is Over Now Why R U Stil Sitting? Santa: Oye…Yaar.. I Am Waitin For Highlights!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta: Tum Tenstion Me Kyu Hai.? Santa: Yaar Me Apni GF Ki Wajah Se Lakhpatti Ho Gya. Banta: To Is Me Tenstion Wali Kya Baat Hai.? Santa: Main PahLe Carod Pati Tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ekdin SANTA ne ek ladki ko phn kya SANTA:hy jan how r u? what r u doing? LADKI:f9...mai rice cooke kar rah hoon SANTA:what..jab bhi tumhe phn krti hoon Tum rice cooke karte ho GIRL:na na mai toh naukrani.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa And Banta Jungle Mein, Samne Aaya Sher… Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Mitti Phenki, Aur Bhaagne Lagaa Aur Santa Ko Bhi Bhaagne Ko Kahaa. Santa : Main Kyu Bhagu, Mitti To Tune Phenki Hai
    • 9 years ago



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