Santa Banta Jokes

Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola:I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo. Girl:Mai Abhi Ja Ke Sir Ko Bolti Hu! Santa:Pagli Sir Ko Mat Bol, Unki Shaadi Ho Gai hai.!!

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Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya. Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi? Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi

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Santa-What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop? Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE.

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Waiter: Ur Bill Sir. Santa: Take My Card. Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card. Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai.. All Cards are Accepted.

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Santa:- "agar Wo meri nahi huyi to mai use kisi or ki bhi nahi hone dunga!!" . . . . . Banta:- Aur agar teri ho gayi to sabki hone dega???

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Santa and banta joke santa:yaar banta muje andere me jane se dar lagta he banta:to phir andere me light leke ja santa:andere me light le kar javonga to bhut muje dekh lenge to.

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45 Saal Ka Santa Ladki Dekhne Gaya, Ladki Ki Maa Behosh Ho Gayi, Hosh Aya To Pucha Kya Hua.? . . . Boli- 18 Saal Pehle Ye Muje Bhi Dekhne Aya Tha.:-

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SANTA: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati hai BANTA: Kyu nai jayegi Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuch chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej hai

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Santa Ke Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe Sokar Boli Aaj Kuch Aisa Karo Ke Mere Passeney Chuut Jaye.. Santa Utha Aur FAN Band Kar Ke So Gya.!

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Santa: Aise Jeevan Se To Accha H Mein Marr Jaun, Bhagwan Tu Mujhe Utha Le. Santo: Hey Prabhu! Inse Pehle Mujhe Utha Le Santa: Parbhu! Tu Isi Ki Sun, Mein Apni Arji Wapas Leta Hu.

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Santa:Yaar, Meri Watch Kho Gai ~Banta:Chalti Thi Kya ~Santa:Haa Yaar,Chalti Thi ~Banta:Tension Mat Le, Jarur Chal Kar Kahi Gai Hogi...

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Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya. Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya?? Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..

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Friend to santa:- Yar tumhari dukan mithai ki h. To kya tumhara dil nhi krta Mithai khane ko. Santa:- yaar. Krta to bahot h. Bt papa rsgule gin k jate h. To..... Isliye. Chus kr rkh deta hu.

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Banta: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai, Rishtey k liye 1dabaye, Mangni k liye 2dabye, Shadi k liye 3dabye. Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun? Banta: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye..!

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Ek Baar Santa Circus Dekhne Jata Hai. Toh Circus Mein Ladki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya. Ring Mastar: Aap Mein Se Koi Yeh Kaam Kar Sakta Hai? Santa: Main Aata Hoon Na, Par Pehle Iss Sher Ko Peeche Karo.

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Santa= Is TV Ka Rate Kya Hai.? Salesman= Rs.1 Lakh. Santa= Aisa Kya Hai Isme.? Salesman= Jab Light Jaye To Automatic Off Ho Jata Hai. Santa= Waah Pack Kardo.

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Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.

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Titanic was sinking, Santa- how much d earth is far 4m here? Banta- 1kmetr… Santa jumped into d sea n asked again… in which direction..? Banta- DOWNWARD…

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Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

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Santa- 2 Aisi Cheezo Ke Naam Batao, Jinhe Nashte Me Nahi Kha Sakte. . . . . . Banta- Lunch Aur Dinner.

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