Santa 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane K
Baad Bola: Bhaiya Thodi
Cheeni Dio..
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Dukandar: Cheeni Kyu..???
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Santa: Soch Raha Hu,
Khane K Baad Kuch Mitha Ho Jay.
Pappu
Santa: Maine Apki Dukan Se Murgi Dana Kharida Tha
Dukandar: To Kya Usme Koi Kharabi Nikli
Santa:mahina Ho Gaya Muje Khet Me Boye Ab Tak Murgi Nahi Ugi
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Banta Apne GF se….. ! ! Banta: Can I kiss you? GF: NO ! ! Banta: Plzzzzz…. GF: Ok but don’t tell Anybody ! ! ! Santa: Ooooo, Fir kya fayda. tuhi rakhle nai chahiye..:D
Banta to Santa:- santa yah chaku kyu ubal rhe ho?
Santo to Banta:- Atmahatya karne k liye.
Banta:- To phir ubalane ki kya jarurat h?
Santa:- kahi infection na ho jaye.
Preeto 2 maid:
Oh Kanta, I have 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
1 wari santa di wife nu nyana hon wala sega.
santa apni wife nu lai k hospital gya te utthe ja k nurse nu boleya.
santa to nurse: je munda hoya ta kahi PASS, je kudi hoyi ta FAIL.
Opration to bad
Nurse:santa ji twadi CMPARTMNT aayi aa.
Police: Car Gas Par Hai
Santa: Nahi Sir
Police: Petrol Par
Santa: Nahi Sir
Police: Diesel Par
Santa: Nahi Sir
Police: Phir Kis Par Hai
Santa: Installment Par Hai.