शादी के कुछ दिन बाद संता अपने दोस्त बंता को बता रहा था।
संता- मेरी बीवी इतना मजाक करती है की क्या बताऊं।
बंता- कैसे?
संता- कल मैंने उसकी आंखों पर हाथ रख कर पूछा मैं कौन? तो बोली दूध वाला..
Ekdin SANTA ne ek ladki ko phn kya
SANTA:hy jan how r u? what r u doing?
LADKI:f9...mai rice cooke kar rah hoon
SANTA:what..jab bhi tumhe phn krti hoon
Tum rice cooke karte ho
GIRL:na na mai toh naukrani.
Latest New santa banta jokes 2014
Santa student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi??
Teacher: Nahi toh...
Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere mobile pe likha tha...
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MISS CALL..
4 d first time introducing
intelligent santa..
Santa: ye kela kitne ka hain?
Salesman: Rs 1
Santa:60ps mein dega.
slsman:60ps mein sirf chilka
dunga.
Santa:le 40ps, kela de
Aurto se bhari hui 1bus palat gyi, sari mar gyin.
Sab k husband 1-1 ghanta roye par Santa 2 ghanta roya..
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Q k
santa ki wife se bus miss ho gyi thi;-)
Ek raat 2 baje bohot tez baarish
ho rahi thi
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santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell
bajai aur pucha : Dhakka laga
doge kya plz.......?.?
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aadmi neend me tha isliye mana
kar dia aur andar aa gaya
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par fir use guilty feel hua....usne
socha kabhi vo khud baarish me
fas jaye aur koi uski help na kare
to..........?.?
wo utha bahar jaa ke bola: Kya
tumhe abhi bhi dhakka chahiye....?
awaaz aayi :"haan
aadmi : thik hai par tum ho
kahan.........? .?.?
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santa :"YAHAN GARDEN ME JHULE
PAR....
Friend to santa:-
Yar tumhari dukan mithai ki h.
To kya tumhara dil nhi krta
Mithai khane ko.
Santa:- yaar.
Krta to bahot h.
Bt papa rsgule gin k jate h.
To..... Isliye.
Chus kr rkh deta hu.
Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha.
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Mujrewali- Saheb,
Humne Apko Khush Kiya
ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do.
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Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho,
Mai Nachta Hu.
Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga..
Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho?
Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the.
Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga..
Biwi: ab kya hua…
Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!
Pappu santa se..
yr kal mai apne gf ko msg kr rha tha.. To banta
mujhe kbse dekh rha tha...fir mai 5 mint k liye
bathroom gya to...
Banta ne mere mobil se meri ka no. Le liya or use
romantic sms krne lga...
Santa-to tune kuch nhi kiya...
Pappu-mai kya kru wo pagal kal raat se apni behn
ko hi msg kr rha h