Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.
Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!
Santa : Kal Raat Toilet main gaya toh wahan bhoot tha
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Banta : "Acha !!!!! Fir Kya hua "
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Santa : Hona Kya tha maine usse Bol diya "Bhai aap hi kar lo Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya"
Bunty: Kya Tumhare Pati Din Mein Kisi Bhi Waqt Bhagwan Ka Naam Lete H. Babli: Ha We Roj Khana Khane Se Pehle Bhagwan Ka Naam Lete H. Babli: Khana Khane Se Pehle Ku? Bunty: We Kehte H Bhagwan ! Aaj Phir Hari Sabji:green_apple::green_apple: :grinning::grinning::grinning:
Santa In Coffee Shop Wth Wife.
Santar: Jldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jaye Gi.
Wife: Ki Frk Painda Hai?
Srdar: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh
Hot Coffee Rs.15
Cold Coffee.45
Santa toilet gaya to diwar per likha tha, "duniya chaand per phuch gai hai, aur tum yaha baitho ho?"
Santa ne likh diya,
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"bas ye kerke, me bhi jaa rhaa hun."
Teacher - Homework Kita ?
Santa - Hanji, Kita!
Teacher - Fill In The Blank
900 Chuhe Kha Ke Bili____chali
Santa - 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Holi
Holi Chali
Teacher - Oye Murkha Tenu Pata Nahi
Ehda Ki Jawaab Hai.
Santa - Tuhada Lehaaj Rakhya Hai,
Tussi Mere Master Ho..
Nahi Ta 900 Chuhe Kha Ke
Ta Billi Hil V Nahi Sakdi,
Main Ta Fer Vi Holi Holi Turaa Diti.
संता- यार तूने कभी सोचा है कि अस्पताल में ऑपरेशन से पहले मरीज को बेहोश क्यों किया जाता है?
बंता- अगर बेहोश नहीं किया और मरीज ने ऑपरेशन करना सीख लिया तो डॉक्टर के धंधे की तो वाट लग जाएगी।
Santa Electric Shop me:
2 pankhe dena 1 ladies or 1 Gents.
Salesman: pankho me ladies or gents nhi hota.
Santa: Saale kaise nhi hota 1 BAJAJ ka de or 1 USHA ka
:: Santa Banta Funny SMS ::
Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya.
Phir dusri side se bahar nikla
Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:????
Yaar, ye konsa road tha????????
Itne sare speed breaker
Mahila: Doctor Sahab, Kya Mein Injection Lagwane Ke Baad Thik Ho Jaungi.?
Doctor: 100% Aap Thik Ho Jayengi.
Survey Ke Anusar Iss Injection Se 5 Mein Se Kewal 1 Thik Hota H
Or Aap Se Pehle 4 Marr Chuke H.
Apple Wala: 100 Rs. Ke 10 apple Le Lo.
Santa: Kuch Kam Karo Yaar !
Apple Wala: aap Jaan Pahchan Wale Ho Is Liye
aapko 70 Rs. Ke 7 De Dunga
Santa: Thanx
Waris ali*