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  • Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Snta: KushKhbri hai Meri Murgi ne Anda diya. Bnta:Toh Isme KhushKhbri wali kya Baat H.? Snta:Yeh KhusKhbri nhi h Toh Tu de k dikha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi Kyun... Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa FTV Dekh Raha Thha, Ki Achanak Se Pappu Room Mein Aa Gaya, Santa Usko Dekh Kar Sarmane Wale Andaj Mein Bola. Santa: "Garib Ladkiyaan Hai, Kapde Lene Ke Bhi Paise Nahi Hai" Pappu: "Iss Se Bhi Garib Ladkiya Dekhni Hai, Toh Mere Pass CD Hai"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa : Kal Raat Toilet main gaya toh wahan bhoot tha . . . Banta : "Acha !!!!! Fir Kya hua " . . . . . Santa : Hona Kya tha maine usse Bol diya "Bhai aap hi kar lo Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News. Good News is That:Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya. Banta: Aur Bad News? Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa English K Paper Me Fail Ho Gaya Translation Ki Wajah Se.. 1.main Ek Aam Aadmi Hoon. - I M A Mango Man. 2.mujhe English Aati Hai. ... English Comes To Me. 3.mera Taluq Haripur Hazara Se Hai. I Blong 2 Greenpur Thousanda. 4.sadak Par Goliyan Chal Rahi Hai. Tablets Are Walking On The Road.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girlfrnd-Apke bina mera zee nahi lagta Santa:Zee nahi lagta to isme kya hai sony ya star plus laga lo wo bhi achhe channel hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha. Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga. Banta: Haan! Aur Gadha to Dekho, Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai. :-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: mere frnd ne chupke se Mere mobile se meri gf ka no:le liya. Banta: fir kya hua..? Santa: Bewakoof kal raat se Apni bahen ko Romantic msgs bhej raha hai. ha ha ha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Doctor : Santo Se 3 Tarah Ki Goliya Dete Hue Kaha, Lal Goli Subha, Pili Dophar, Aur Hari Raat Ko 3 Glass Pani Ke Sath Lena. Thik Ho Jaogi, Santo: Aakhir Mujhe Hua Kya H? Doctor: Kuch Nahi. Tum Pani Kam Peeti Ho.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Dials a Number .. . . . A girl received Santa: Hello Kaun ? Girl: Main Seeta Santa: O teri!! Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya .. Sorry “MAATE ” ..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala? Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi. Pasenger-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The. Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa : Judge Saab, Mujhe Divorce Chahiye judge : Kyun? Santa : Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki Judge : 1 Bar Phir Sochle Beta, Aisi Biwi Nasib Walo Ko Milti Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • ‚ latest sms jokes ‚‚ Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale h. Banta: Acha Par mai nhi dekh pawunga. Santa: kyu Banta: Mera TV to 21 inch ka hi hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta:" What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop..??? . . . Santa:" COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE.. & WINE Shop Is Ending Or Last Point Of LOVE..:p :O :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • ShAAdI Me JooTa ChUpaI Ke TiMe DuLhE Ki 1sT SaaLi BoLi :- MeIn ToH 1100 LuNgI. . . 2nd SaaLi :- MeIn ToH 2100 LuNgI. . . . PicHe Se . . SaNtA BoLa :- 2310 LeLo UsMe BlUeTooTh Or FM BhI He.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa- agar main nariyal k ped par chad jaau to engineering colleg ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi Banta- fir hath chod dena to medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi.
    • 9 years ago



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