Banta: Agar Aapko Grmi Lage To,
Ap Kya Krte Ho?
Santa: Cooler K Samne Baith Jata Hu
Banta: Phir Bhi Grmi Lage To?
Santa: To Cooler On Kar Leta Hu.
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Santa:- Yaar Aajkal, Judwa Bachche Paida Kyo Ho Rhe Hai? . . . . . . . Banta:- Yar Desh Me Itna Aatankwad Bad Gaya Hai, Ki Bachche Akele Aane Se Darte Hai.
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Santa cigarate piche chupakar bola bata mere hath me kya hai?
Banta: Rail gadi
Santa: Tujhe kaise pata
Banta: Mene Dhuan nikalte dekha tha.!
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संता: मैंने पिछले 20 सालों में एक बात नोट की है.
बंता: वह क्या?
संता: यार ये रेलवे फाटक जब भी बंद होता है, ट्रेन जरूर आती है.
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santa - teri maa uske upar soti he na.
Banta- kya.
Santa - aree bistar par yar.
Santa - teri maa sabka leti he or tere papa ka nahi leti he.
Banta - kya.
Santa - aree ghugant( Laaj )
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Santa Walking On Road.
Samne Gobar Pada Tha!
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Santa Ne Jhuk Kr Ungli Dal Kr Taste Kia Aur Bola
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Oh! Ye To Gobar h,Shukr h Mera Pair Nai Pada
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Waiter: Ur Bill Sir.
Santa: Take My Card.
Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card.
Santa: To Phir Bahar Kya Majaak Me Likha hai..
All Cards are Accepted.
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Teacher: Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha.
Santa: NEIL AMSTRONG.
Teacher: Aur doosra….
Santa: Bawli doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga.
Langda thodi tha woh.
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Police to santa: Jail me kaise aana hua?
Sir: Media wali ladki ki wajah se
Police: Wo kaise?
uski T-shirt pe likha tha PRESS
Maine daba dia!!
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Ek Bar Santa Ka Interview Tha
To Us Pucha Gaya K Duniya Ki
Eaisi Konsi Wife H Jisko Ye
Pata Hota H K Uska Husband Kaha
H To Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak
Dimag Lagaya Aur Bola Vidhva Aurat.
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Santa Aadhi Raat Ko Apni MOTI Biwi
Ko Jaga Ke Bola...
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Ghut Ghut Ke Marna Sahi Hai Ya fir
Ekdum Se mar jana ? .
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Biwi: Ekdum Se mar jana accha hota
hai !!
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Santa : To Apni Dusri TAANG Bhi
Mujhpe Rakh de Aur
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Kissa Khatam Kar mera !!!....
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Banta road se gujar raha tha,
achanak
usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya....
Kamine
poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
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Santa:Papa aaj meri Girlfriend ki birhday he. Use kya du..?
Papa:Dekhne me kaisi hai?
Santa:Mast hai..
Papa:Mera mobile number de de!
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Santa:Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
Engineering College ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta:Pir hath chod dena,
To Medical College ki bhi dikh jayegi
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai
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Sir: muhavre ka istemal karo…
"Muh me pani aana"
Santa: jaise hi maine nal ko Muh laga k nal chalu kiya,
mere muh me pani aa gaya..!!
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Pappu ki roti par se chuha gujar gaya
Pappu: Ab mein ye roti nahi khaunga
Santa: Kha le beta chuhe ne kon si chapplen pahni hui thi.
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Teacher : Agr Koi Moti Ladki
Palat K Waapis Aye Toh
Is Sentence Ko English Me Kiya Kahenge ?
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Santa : GOL MALL RETURNS.
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Banta ne Gadhe par College javno Shokh.
Thoda verso pa6hi banta ne ekalu jaavu padyu.
Pu6ho Kem?
Karan Ke,
Gadha Graduate thai gayu.
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