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  • Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye.. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • History Teacher: "Name some famous Indians who struggled against the British ?" Santa: "Tendulkar,Dravid,Laxman,Sehwag,Dhoni, Raina..." !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sabziwala Sabzi Par Pani Chhidak Raha Tha Kaafi Der ho Gayi to Santa Kantaal Ke bola- Agar Sabzi ko HOSH Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo De Do.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- are yar chal chess khelenge. Banta- nahi yar main nahi khel sakta Santa- kyon? Banta- kyonki mere pass sports shoes nahi hai arey haso na.......!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ekdin SANTA ne ek ladki ko phn kya SANTA:hy jan how r u? what r u doing? LADKI:f9...mai rice cooke kar rah hoon SANTA:what..jab bhi tumhe phn krti hoon Tum rice cooke karte ho GIRL:na na mai toh naukrani.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Uska Sasur Mar Raha Tha, Banta: Kyu Mar Rahe Ho? Sasur: Mene Ise sMs Kiya Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho, Isne Sare Frnd Ko Forward Kar Diya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Petrol ke daam badhne ke baad Santabike leke petrol pump gaya Banta:Kitne ka petrol daalu? Santa:5-10 rupaye ka bike ke upar chidak de… Aag lagani hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Santa-"Chidiya Bankar." Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!" Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha aayega? Dr: 50 hajar. Santa: Agar plastic hum de to. Dr: (Gusse Se) Saale pighla kar chipka bhi lena!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa 5 Minute Ma Exam Paper Lakhi Bar Aavi Gayo. Banta- Shu Thyu Na Aavdyu Ke Shu? Santa- Na Evi Vat nathi, Mare Kal Na Paper Ni Taiyari Karvani Chhe.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता: मैंने पिछले 20 सालों में एक बात नोट की है. बंता: वह क्या? संता: यार ये रेलवे फाटक जब भी बंद होता है, ट्रेन जरूर आती है.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ‚ santa banta new jokes ‚ Santa ek Baarat me gya Waha use baar-baar PAANI parosa ja rha tha Preshan hokr Santa chillaya: Gale me paani fas gya h, thode “RASGULE DO”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Middle School Ke Student Ko Teacher Ne Class Mein Jhadu Lagane Ko Kaha- To Ye Kehkar Inkaar Kar Diya Ki Wo Uska Kaam Nahi H. Teacher: Mahatma Gandhi Jhadu Lagate The. Letrin Saaf Karte Tha. Tum Apne Aap Ko Unse Se Bhi Badhkar Samjhate Ho. Abhi Kya Pata: Vidharthi Badhe Garav Se Bola- Ye To Waqt Btayega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police..: hume aapke ghar ki talaashi leni hai, suna hai k aapke ghar mein visfotak saamagri hai. Santa....:Khabar to pakki he, par abhi wo maike gyi huyi hai..:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl! The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!! Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता ने दो पत्थर अपने दोनों कानों में रख लिये. बंता:ओए! क्या कर रहा है? संता:चुप कर यार! दिखाई नहीं देता रॉक म्यूजिक सुन रहा हूं.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Cort Me Judge Se Aaj Tak Mari Itni Baijti Kbhi Nahi Huii. Meri Podosan Ne Mujhe Nahte Huye Dakh Liya.. Judge: To Tum Kau Chahte Ho.. Santa: Badla
    • 10 years ago



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