Santa Ji, Kya Baat H Aapke Piche Kutte :dog2:Pade H, Or Aap Hai Ki Hase:grinning: Hi Ja Rahe Hai ? Santa : Ji Dekhiye Na, Mere Pass Sim Airtel Ka H Aur, Vodafone Ka Network Mera Pitcha Kar Raha H.
Santa English K Paper Me Fail Ho Gaya Translation Ki Wajah Se..
1.main Ek Aam Aadmi Hoon. - I M A Mango Man.
2.mujhe English Aati Hai. ... English Comes To Me.
3.mera Taluq Haripur Hazara Se Hai. I Blong 2 Greenpur Thousanda.
4.sadak Par Goliyan Chal Rahi Hai. Tablets Are Walking On The Road.
Santa- Mere 3 bete Engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht DAKU ban gaya.
Banta- To usko ghar se nikal do.
Santa- Yahi to problem hai kamakar b sala wahi lata hai….
Jailer- faasi se pehel kisse miloge?
Santa-biwi se
Jailer- maa baap se nehi
Santa- maa baap to agla jnm lete hai mil jayenge
Biwi ke liye sala phir 25 sala wait karna padega !!!
Our Santa has complaint withFacebook
Dear facebook!
Whenever I add a Girl,
You always ask me "Do you knowher?
I just want to ask
Behan lagti hay wo teri?
¥@
Santa Ke Shehar Mein Ghazal Concert Chal Raha Thha, Aur ApnaSanta Bhi Usmein Shaamil Tha.
Gayak Ga Raha Hota Hai: “ Ye Daulat Bhi Lelo, Ye Shohrat Bhi Lelo….. ”
Achanak Se Santa Khada Hokar Sur Mein Gaane Laga: “ Main To Bahut Pareshan Hoon, Meri To Aurat Bhi Lelo – Aurat Bhi Lelo “
Santa: Cort Me Judge Se
Aaj Tak Mari Itni Baijti
Kbhi Nahi Huii. Meri
Podosan Ne Mujhe Nahte
Huye Dakh Liya..
Judge: To Tum Kau Chahte Ho..
Santa: Badla
Pappu santa se..
yr kal mai apne gf ko msg kr rha tha.. To banta
mujhe kbse dekh rha tha...fir mai 5 mint k liye
bathroom gya to...
Banta ne mere mobil se meri ka no. Le liya or use
romantic sms krne lga...
Santa-to tune kuch nhi kiya...
Pappu-mai kya kru wo pagal kal raat se apni behn
ko hi msg kr rha h
Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi..!
Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usay class mein ura..
Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..
BAS PHAS GAI LARKI .
santa - teri maa uske upar soti he na.
Banta- kya.
Santa - aree bistar par yar.
Santa - teri maa sabka leti he or tere papa ka nahi leti he.
Banta - kya.
Santa - aree ghugant( Laaj )
Santa Jaise He Offce Se Ghar Lota, Darling Rote Hue Boli Darling: “Aji Sunte Ho, Aj Ghar Mein 3 Daku Aaye The Aur Unone Meri Izzat Lut Li” Santa Guse Mein Akar Bola: “To Tune Unko Roka Kyu Nahi?” Darling Udas Hote Hue: “Bada Roka Tha Ji Unko, Par Vo Ruke Nahi, Bole Abhi Hume Jane Do, Hum Fir Dobara Aa Jayenge“