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  • Santa Says: Duniya Ka Har Ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina Shyad Smundar Paar Kar Skta Hai, Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina Pyar Nahi Kar Skta Aaj Santa Serious Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa: doc last night i had s** with a girl.. but today susu not coming..it has blocked.. . . . . Doctor aft checking: lofar remove the condom first.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Mere 3 bete Engineer ban gaye lekin ek kambakht DAKU ban gaya. Banta- To usko ghar se nikal do. Santa- Yahi to problem hai kamakar b sala wahi lata hai….
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha. . . . Mujrewali- Saheb, Humne Apko Khush Kiya ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do. . . .. . Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho, Mai Nachta Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa di wife t.v te matchvekh rhi c. Santa tyar ho k romantic mood ch aa k apni wife nu bolya: m kiddan lgg rha ha. udo hi match ch dhoni ne chkka marya te snta di wife boli: CHAAKKKKKAAAAAA....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police: Car Gas Par Hai Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Petrol Par Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Diesel Par Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Phir Kis Par Hai Santa: Installment Par Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai. Banta:Haa par mai nahi dekh paunga. Santa:Kyu? Banta:Mera TV toh 21 inch ka hi hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Library Ja Kar Puchta Hai:"Suicide Karne Ke Tarike ka Book Hai Kya.. ?? . . . . . . . Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ke Dekha Aur Puchha:"Wapas Karne Kon Aayega..:p :D :O :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-What Is Difference Between COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop? Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Beta:Papa Madam Ne aj Ek Sawal Poocha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe malum Tha Sardar:Mera Shona Puttar, Sawal Kya Tha ??? Beta:Madam Ne Pucha, Black Board K Paas Potty Kisne Ki Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • RAILWAY INTERVIEW ———————— Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek hi line pe aa gayi to kya karoge? Santa:- Ji,, red light dikhaunga.. Interviewer:- Red light na ho to? Santa:- Torch dikhaunga.. Interviewer:- Torch na ho to? Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga. Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na hui to? Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga. Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun? Santa:- Ji, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi.. .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa looking at air hostess’s name plate above her left bo*b.. KOMAL! With lots of confusion, he asked her.. “Doosra waala KADAK hai kya”?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:ek baat bata yaar, suraj raat Q Nahi nikalta. Banta:abe gadhe! Niklega bhi to andhere me tere ko kya tere baap ko bhi nazar nahi aayega??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maine Ek Naya Drink Bnaya H. Yeh Dudh, Gulocose Aur Sharab Ko Mix Karke Bana H. Dudh Aapko Shakti Deta H, Glucose Apme Furtilapan Lata H. Aur Sharab….? Sharab Tumhe Yeh Btati H Ki Tumhe Apni Shakti Aur Furti Kaha Paryog Karni H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 chor Santa , Golu aur Pappu ... police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me chup gaye. Police wale ne pehle bori par lat maari. Santa bola: bow bow.. Police wala: Isme kutta hai. Fir dusri bori par lat mari.. Golu bola: meow meow... Policewala: Isme billi hai... Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi awaaz nahi aayi. Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi awaaz nahi aayi fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad Pappu zor se bola: Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA NE BANTA SE KAHA KI AAJ SCHOOL ME LOVE DAY HE. BANTA TO LADKIYA HATHO ME RAKHI KAYO BANDH RAHI HE. SANTA ARE YAR YE RAKHI BANKAR APNA PYAR KAR RAHI HE.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Uska Sasur Jute Maar Raha Tha Aadmi : Kyu Maar Rahe Ho? Sasur : Meinie Ise Hospital Se Sms Kiya. Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho. Isne Apne Sare Friends Ko Forward Kar Diya!
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Darling" said Santa to his new bride. "Now that we are married, do you think you can live on my small income?". "Ofcourse dearest", she replied. "But what will you live on?"
    • 10 years ago



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