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  • Santa-Kal Tum Mayke Gayi Piche Se Chor Aaye aur Mujhe Bahut Peeta Wife-Aapne Shor Nahi Machaya? Santa-Mai Teri Tarah Darta Nai Jo Chilaau.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Banta, Don’t Put Mobile Charging While Sleeping At Night? Banta: Why?? Santa: Sometimes, Battery May Blast. Banta: Yah. I Know. That’s Why I Am Removing Battery From Mobile While Charging…
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa ne ek ladki ko patane ke liye kaha. Mujhe apne pita g se, Bahut sara dhan milne wala hai. Ab us ladki ko santa maa kehkar bulata hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di Banta : Kyun? Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge kiaaaa
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता: यार तूने तो कहा था कि यहाँ घुटने तक पानी है, लेकिन मैं तो डूबने वाला था? बंता: बात ये है कि मैं भी यहाँ नया हूँ, मैंने सुबह बतखों को यहाँ तैरते देखा था, उनके तो घुटने तक ही पानी था।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police: Jis car ne thoka, uska colorand No. yad h? . . . . . . . . . . . Santa: Wo to yad nhi hai, lekinchalane wali Madam k kurti k 2 buttn khulethe,ye pakka yad hai..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girlfrnd-Apke bina mera zee nahi lagta Santa:Zee nahi lagta to isme kya hai sony ya star plus laga lo wo bhi achhe channel hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Tum Bike Itni Fast Kyun Chala Rahe Ho? Banta: Ye Khat Urgent Pohchana He Santa: Kaha? Banta: Addres Padhne Ka Time Nahi Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu: What's the difference between Confidence and Confidential? Santa: u r my son I'm Confident. ur friend is also my son, that's Confidential.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki Talaashi Leni Hai, Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak Saamagri Hai..? Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai, Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • In Biology practical exam: Teacher: Is panchi k tange dekh k bataao ki iska naam kya hai.. Santa: Tange dekh k kaise bataao be..? Teacher: NAALAKYAK!! Tumher zero milta hai. Apna naam bataao.!! Santa: Ye le..meri taange dekh k likh le...:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa in Lift..very funny hindi sms Girl : mehnga perfume laga k lift me ayi, or SANTA ko akad k boli Cobra perfume, Rs.6000.. 2nd girl ayi : Jasmeen perfume"Rs.7000 .. achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell aayi dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda Or SANTA ko dekhne Lagi.. SANTA with smile:- "Muli"14 Rupey Kilo..... Santa Madhosh m/ ladkia Behosh
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Abhi Tak Yahi Soch ke Pareshan Hai Ki, Jab Anna Hajare Ne 13 Din Tak, Kuch Khaya Hi Nahi, To Fir Wo "BILL" Kis Baat Ka Maang Raha Hai....?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa was smoking in front of his father. His friend- Oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai? Santa- Baapu hai, koi petrol pump thodi na hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Ne Ek Lekakh Ke Nobel Ki Bahut Aalochna Ki. Lekakh Gusse Mein Uska Patar Lekar Uske Ghar Gaya Aur Bola- Aapne Aaj Tak Koi Nobel Likha H Nahi Na To Kisi Ki Aalochna, Kaise Likh Sakte Ho Aadmi: Agar Mein Murgi Ki Tarah Anda, Nahi De Sakta To Kya Hua, Oomlet Ke Bare Mein Murgi Se Jyada Janta Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Santa Santa; Ji Sir Ji Teacher: Kya Tumhare Mohalle Mein Koi Aadmi Paida Hua H. Santa: Humare Mohalle Mein To Sab Bache Hi Paida Hote H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhikari: Kuch Khane Ko Dedo SANTA : TAMATAR KHAO Bikari: Roti Dedo Santa : TAMATAR KHAO Bikari: Le Ao Tamatar Hi Do Santa Ki Mummy: Ye Totla Hai.. Kah Raha Hai KAMAKAR Khao..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: oye tu pappita vechan wali nu kiss kyun kitta? Banta: me ki kra ohibar bar chillari si pappi tale lo pappi ta le lo... te mai leli.....
    • 10 years ago



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