Santa in bmw at Petrol
Pump:"5 Rupaiye Ka petrol daal
do." . . . . .
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Pump wala (gusse me):"Itna sara
petrol
dalwa ke kahaan jana
hai?" ;> . . . .. . .
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Santa: "Jaana kahi nahi hai pagle,
Hum to aise hi paise udaate
Banta Bhaaga-Bhaaga Santa Ke Ghar Aaya Aur Khushi Se Bola.
Banta: “Oye Santa, Aaj TV Pe Rakhi Sawant, Apne 38-Inch Ke Balls Dikhane Wali Hai”
Santa Udaas Hokar Bola: “Achha, Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga”
Banta: “Kyu?”
Santa: “Mera TV To Sirf 21-Inch Ka Hai?“
Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha…
Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.
Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.
Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?
Santa: Nahi pakk gaya..!!
isliye gir gaya.
Santa ne underwear dho k padosan ki salwar k pass sukhne dal di
Aur aawaz di-
Bhabhi jab tum salwar utaro mujhe awaz de dena.
Main bhi underwear utaar lunga.
Santa dialled a phone number.
A computerizd female voice said,
"Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai".
Santa: Bas Janeman Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai,
Itna Hi Kaafi Hai!
Bnta to Snta..
Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus
me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet
me jabardast gas ban gyi h..
Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha
h..
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Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue
aapne v bade smartly trick segane ki dhun me dhun milate
hue releas kr di..
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Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..
jab aap utarne lage to aapne
dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h
Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki..
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Gana to aapne Headphone par
Chalaya tha.
संता- ये नया मोबाइल कब लिया?
बंता- लिया नहीं.. गर्लफ्रेंड का उठाया है।
संता- क्यों?
बंता- वो रोज कहती है कि तुम मेरा फोन नही उठाते..
आज मौका देखकर उठा लिया।
The Most Romantic Lines
Main Kho Gaya Hu Tumhare Pyar Me Tum Bhi Kho Jao….
Santa Translated In English It Becomes:
I M Lost In Ur Love, U Also Get Lost..
SaNtA Ke GaO Me NaDi Pe BrIdGe BaNaYa GaYa. . . .
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BuIlDeR :- BaHoT AccHa Ho GaYa
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SaNtA :- HaaN Ji. .! ! !
PeHLe DhOOp Me TaIr Ke NaDi PaaR KaRtE ThE Ab ChAAv RaHeGi . . . . *
Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein!
Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein!