Santa Banta Jokes, New Whatsapp Status

Santa: Oye Banta Machhli Khayega? Banta: Nhi Yaar Usme Kaante Hote Hain. Santa: Oye Chadd Yaar, Chappal Pahen Ke Kha Lena.

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Santa Auto Wale Se - Kyu Bhai Hanuman mandir jayega auto? auto wala- HA Santa- To Phir Aate Samay Parsad lete aana..!!!

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1 Baar Santa kO Raste mE Patthar Mila UspE Likha Tha “Patthar kO Palat Lo Kch Ban Jaoge” Jaise Hi Usne Palta Dusri Taraf Likha Tha”Bewkuf Ban Gya

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Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli

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संता (नौकर से) – ज़रा देख तो बाहर सूरज निकला या नहीं ?

नौकर – बाहर तो अँधेरा है !

संता – अरे तो टॉर्च जलाकर देख ले कामचोर !

:laughing::grin::smiley::grinning::laughing:

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MrSanta: Jeene k liye oxygen zaruri hai. iski khoj 1773 me hui . Santa: Thank God,mai pehle paida hota to mar hi jata

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Santa: tumhara dudh kharab hai sharbat me dala to dudh phat gaya. Dudh wala: kaun se sharbat me. Santa: Nimbu pani me..

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Santa Uth uth bhukamp aa raha hai... Banta Soja soja makan girega to Makan malik ka girega Apne baap ka kya jata hai..

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:: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi :: Santa- tumne itne chhote-Chhote baal Q katwaye? Banta- naai ke paas 3 rupye khulle nahin the, to main bola 3 rupay ke aur kaat de.....

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santa recharge karvane gaya. santa-10rs ka rechrge kardo. dukandar-10 me 7rs milege. santa-koi baat nai 3 ki toffe de dena

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Santa Ne Ek Raah Chalti Ajnabi Ladki Se Kaha: Aapne Pehchana Mujhe.? Ladki: Nahi. Santa: Main Wahi Hu Jisko Aapne Parso Bhi Nahi Pehchana Tha.

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Santa-Bachpan me ma ki bat suni hoti to aj ye din na dekhna padta. Judge-Kya kehti thi ma? Santa-Jb baat hi nahi suni to kese batau kya kehti thi

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Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya. Doctor: Ye kaise Hua? Santa: Main Chappal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha. Mujhe 1 Admi Bola - Gadhe Kabhi KHOPDI Ka Bhi Istemal Kar Liya Kar..

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Premi : Aaj Maine Duniya Ka Sabse Badha Murkh Dekha.
Premika : Tum Kisi Seeshe Ke Aage Gaye The Kya.

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Santa Ko Fasi Sunakr Juj bola Akhri Bar Kise Milna Chahoge Santa-Bv Se Judge-Ma bap Se Nhi Santa-Ma-bap to Agla Jnm Hote Mil Jaege,Bv K Lie 21 saal wait krna padega

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ShAAdI Me JooTa ChUpaI Ke TiMe DuLhE Ki 1sT SaaLi BoLi :- MeIn ToH 1100 LuNgI. . . 2nd SaaLi :- MeIn ToH 2100 LuNgI. . . . PicHe Se . . SaNtA BoLa :- 2310 LeLo UsMe BlUeTooTh Or FM BhI He.

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SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING ? BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM VERY HAPPY . SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ? BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING . HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

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Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear! On Choosing One He Asks: How Much For This? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey Bhai Daily Wear Dikhaao.! Party Wear Nahi Chahiye!

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1baar Santa Kahi Ja Raha Tha Ki 1diwar Pr Padha "Padhne Wala Gadha" Santa Ko Bohat Gussa Aya, Usne Mitakr Likh Diya- "Likhne Wala Gadha" :

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Snta-Ye Nya Mobile Kab Liya? Bnta-Liya Nai..Gf Ka Uthaya H Snta-Q? Bnta-Wo Roz Kahti K Tum Mera Phon Nhi Uthate.. Aaj Mauka Dekh K Utha Liya.

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