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  • Santa being romantic to his wife. "One day God tested me, erased all my memory and asked do you remember anyone now? I told Him your name and He replied, "I am sorry some viruses cannot be formatted"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Pata hai kurkure khane se kya hota hai? Banta: Kya hota hai ? Santa: Socho... socho... socho... Banta: Nahi pata Santa: Abe, kurkure khatam ho jate hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher- Agar Duniya Ki Sari Ladkiyo Ka Chehra Ek Jaisa Hota To Kya Hota? . . . . . . Santa- Hona Kya Tha Sir, Gas Cyilinder Ki Tarah Aaj Iske Ghar, Kal Uske Ghar ..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:-tu konse devi devta ko manta hai? . . . . . . . . . Banta:-mai shri devi or kapil dev ko manta hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Shaadi Ke Jode Kon Banta Hai..? Banta: Aasmaan Me Bahgwan Bante Hai, Santa: O Teri Yaar, Galti Ho Gye Banta: Kyu..! Santa: Main To Darji Ko De Aaya..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Kya Hua" Ye Mitti Kyu Khod Raha Hai ? Santa: Dadi Ji Ne Bola Maine Unka Naam Mitti Mein Mila Diya, Wohi Dhund Raha Hoon Waris ali*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa everest pr gya waha 1 baba pahle se baitha tambaku ragad raha tha santa-baba ye kya hai baba-masala Santa- Oh O to Evrest Masala ap hi bnate ho
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boss:Mere liye ek shisha le ke aao, Jisme mai apna muh dekh saku…! Santa:Nahi mila sir, Sab shisho par mera hi Muh Dikhay de raha tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON”T CALL ME NOW.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Sending Msg to all Frnd "My Mob Num is change" Pehale NOKIA tha Now I Have SAMSUNG So Plz Call n sms me on My New Num thnks
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Car Se 4Logo Ko Daba Diya Judge-Tumne Sarab V Nai Pi Thi Fir V Ye Q kiya? Santa-Sir IDEA Walo Ne Kha Tha Ki Is Gaane K Liye 4Dabaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • ‚‚ Santa Banta Hindi Jokes ‚‚ Santa ne theke k malik ko raat 1 bj phone kiya : bhaji theka kitne baje khulega Malik:swer 9 bj 1 ghnte baad, fir santa ne fon kiya : bhaji theka kitne baje khulega Malik:swer 9wje Santa ne 3-4 war aisa hi kiya 5vi war malik gusse se bola tujhe kya chahiye santa:kuch nhi bhaaji, main theke k andar betha hu.mujhe ghar Jana hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai Jiska Naam India Hai Baki To Sab Videsh Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki. Judge :Ek Baar Firse Sochle, Aisi Biwi Kismat Se Milti Hai !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa To Banta.. Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod Diya.. . . Banta-: Kyu..?? Kya Kaha Unhone..? . . . Santa-: Unhone Kaha . . . . . . Mungfali Me Dana Nahi, Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa: jab main mar jaon to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana. banta: kyun? santa: yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.
    • 10 years ago



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