1 Driver 1 Taxi Par Baitha Tha!
Santa - Are Bhai Ye Gari Bhagwanpur
Jayegi .
Driver Majak Urate Hue,
Ye Taxi Nahi Mai Jaunga.
Banta Gusse Se
To Sale To Ja Na Baitha Hua Kyu He!
संता: मैं दुनियां के सारे अस्पतालों में हो कर आ चूका हूँ।
बंता: नहीं, तुम अभी तक एक अस्पताल में हो कर नहीं आए होगे।
संता: हो ही नहीं सकता, तुम उस अस्पताल का नाम बताओ।
बंता: जनाना अस्पताल।
संता: अरे यार, वहाँ तो मैं पैदा ही हुआ था।
Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bda.
Bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado,
mein 10ve number pe tha
Santa : Mummy Maine Apka Kaha Maankar School Se Aate, Samay Khali Tiffin Preeti Didi Ko Dena Band Kar Diya H.
Mummy : Yeh To Bahut Acchi Baat H Aakir Tumne Apni Aadat Badal Hi Dali. Santa :– Ha, Mummy, Ab Mein Tiffin Apne Bag Mein Rakhkar Bag Didi Ko De Deta Hu. :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
Banta dairy likh raha tha
"aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala
hai
pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki,
isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me
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mama banunga ya mami" :D :D
Santa: banta bhai aaj hum log tab tak piyenge jab tak samne vale ped 3 ke 6 nahi dikhte??
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Waiter: bus karo saloo samne 1 hi ped hain..
ab kya pura jungle banaoge:D
Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya
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1 Admi ne poucha: o paaji,Kya Drwaza Bechna h?
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Santa:Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi gum ho gye hai.
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Hanso mat
Joke abhi aage hai
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Admi santa se: Agar ghar mai chor ghus gye to..?
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Santa: Andar kese jayega drwaza to mere pas hai
Santa In Coffee Shop Wth Wife.
Santar: Jldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jaye Gi.
Wife: Ki Frk Painda Hai?
Srdar: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh
Hot Coffee Rs.15
Cold Coffee.45
Ek bar santa apni girlfriend ko apne ghar pe le ke gaya...
Usne sari khidki darwaje band kar diye,
sari lights off kar di or Girlfriend se kaha
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Dekh meri watch me light jalti hai........
Ek Teacher Ko Susu Ke Naam Se Sakht Nafrat Thi.
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Teacher Ne Students Se Kaha
Jab Susu Aaye To
Bolna :- Aap Aaya Hai.
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Ek Din Santa singh Ko POTTY AaRahi Thi
aur
Wo Buri Buri Shakle Bana Raha Tha
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Teacher :- Aap Aaya Hai ?
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Santa:- Nahi,
Aap Ka Baap Aaya Hai.