Santa Banta Jokes

Banta dairy likh raha tha "aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki, isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me . . . . mama banunga ya mami" :D :D

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Santa Nd Banta In A Football Stadium..
Santa : Paji, Ye Log Ball Se Kya Kr Rhe Hai?
Banta : Goal Kr Rhe Hain!!!
Santa :"lekin Paji Ball To Pehle Se Gol Hai , Or Kitni Gol Krenge?"

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Judge: Tumhe Bai- Ijjat Bari Kiya Jata H.
Kyunki Jo Scooter Churane Ka Aarop Tum Par Lagaya Tha
Use Koi Sach Sabit Nahi Kar Paya.
Chor: Kush Hokar. Iska Matlab H Ab Ye Scooter Mera Ho Gaya.
:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:

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Santa : Mummy Maine Apka Kaha Maankar School Se Aate,
Samay Khali Tiffin Preeti Didi Ko Dena Band Kar Diya H.

Mummy : Yeh To Bahut Acchi Baat H Aakir Tumne Apni Aadat Badal Hi Dali.
Santa :– Ha, Mummy, Ab Mein Tiffin Apne Bag Mein Rakhkar Bag Didi Ko De Deta Hu.
:grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:

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Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai? Banta:Simple Hai Yar Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na

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Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha. Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He?? Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!

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:§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§:: Santa: maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha DUKANDAR: to kya usme koi kharabi nikli Santa:mahina ho gya muje khet me boye ab tak murgi nhi ugi

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Santa toilet gaya to diwar per likha tha, "duniya chaand per phuch gai hai, aur tum yaha baitho ho?" Santa ne likh diya, . . "bas ye kerke, me bhi jaa rhaa hun."

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autowala:bus stop tak ke 20rs. santa:saman bhi sath me hai. autowala: saman free hai. santa:ok, saman le chal maine paidal aata hu.

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Wakil Sahab Apne Ladke Ko Kaabil Insaan Bnane Ke Liye,
Use Juth Bolna Sikha Rahe The.
Ek Din Apne Lakde Ki Pariksha Lene Ki Garj Se Unhone Kaha,
Beta Agar Meri Baat Khtam Hote Hi,
Tum Koi Juth Bologe To Mein Tumhe 5 Ruppe Dunga!

Ladka- Lekin Abhi Abhi To Aapne 500 Ruppe Dene Ki Baat Kahi Thi.
:grimacing::smiley::smiley::smiley::grimacing:

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Santa in Lift..very funny hindi sms Girl : mehnga perfume laga k lift me ayi, or SANTA ko akad k boli Cobra perfume, Rs.6000.. 2nd girl ayi : Jasmeen perfume"Rs.7000 .. achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell aayi dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda Or SANTA ko dekhne Lagi.. SANTA with smile:- "Muli"14 Rupey Kilo..... Santa Madhosh m/ ladkia Behosh

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Aadmi Ne Bhagwan Se Pucha: Tumhe Aurat Ko Itna Najuk Kyu Bnaya? Bhagwan: Taaki Tum Use Pyar Karo. Aadmi: Aur Itna Aakrshak Ku Bnaya? Bhagwan: Taaki Tum Use Pyar Kar Sako. Aadmi: Magar Use Itna Bewkoof Ku Bnaya? Bhagwan: Taaki Wo Tumhe Pyar Kar Sake.

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Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha aayega? Dr: 50 hajar. Santa: Agar plastic hum de to. Dr: (Gusse Se) Saale pighla kar chipka bhi lena!

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Santa Banta Aapas Mein Lad Rahe The.. Santa: Sale Main Tere Kapde Phaad Kar Tujhe Nanga Kar Dunga... Banta: Plz Yaar Serious Ladai Mein Aisi Romantic Baatein Mat Kar.

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Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

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Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta? Banta: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta.

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Santa : Marte hue aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Banta : Birla cement. Santa : Kyun? Banta : Kyunki is cement mein jaan hai.

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Santa-Oye!what R U doing? Banta-Recording this baby’s voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this.

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‚‚ Santa Banta Hindi Jokes ‚‚ Santa ne theke k malik ko raat 1 bj phone kiya : bhaji theka kitne baje khulega Malik:swer 9 bj 1 ghnte baad, fir santa ne fon kiya : bhaji theka kitne baje khulega Malik:swer 9wje Santa ne 3-4 war aisa hi kiya 5vi war malik gusse se bola tujhe kya chahiye santa:kuch nhi bhaaji, main theke k andar betha hu.mujhe ghar Jana hai

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Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop. Santa Shouted:Oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega

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