Santa Banta Jokes

Snta:Agar biwi k baap ko Sasur kehte hain To, Girlfriend k baap ko kya kahenge??? Bnta:Agar shadi k liye haa kar de To SASUR nhi to "ASUR"... :-)

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Doctor:- kal apka urine test karenge.iss bottle me apna urine likee ana. . . . . Santajara soch-ke) app khud test karenge?yaa kisi aur se test karwaoge? . . . Doctor:-mein khud he test karunga. . Santa ne agli din urine ke sath samusa bhi lekee ayaa. . . . . . Doctor:-urine likee aya thik hei.magar samusa q? . . . . . . . . Santa:-khali mu-mee urine test karenge acca nehi lagega.isiliye mein samusa bhi likee ayaa.

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Ek Baar Santa Ka Dost Musibat Mein Tha Wo Santa Se Ye Baat Share Karte Hue Kahta Hai. Dost Bola: “Yaar Musibat Ke Waqt Gadhe Ko Bhi Baap Banana Padta Hai” Santa: “Wah Yaar Badi Himmat Hai Jo Teri Mummy Maan Bhi Jati Hai“

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banta- ladkiya shrab se itna nafrat kyu krti hai? santa-kyuki shrab pine k baad unke chuhe jaise pati shero jaisa bartaao krne lagte hai...

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Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village. Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village? Santa- Oh Den,We Need A River Too!

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Santa to banta- hum dono me kya rishta hai Banta- jo besan or pakode ka hai Santa-wo kese Banta-Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai

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Santa Ji apko logo ne kyo Mara? Santa: are Yar Meri Photo bus Me Gir Gyi thi Maine kha Madam Zara Sari upar kijiye Photo Leni hai bas...

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Santa ki tapasya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole - 'VAR MANGO VATS' Santa - prabhu ! Jaisa aap soch rhe hai me vaisa nhi hu... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE :-

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Santa Went To Interview For FBI Agent. Interviewer: “Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?” Santa: “Thanks For Giving The Job Sir, I Would Immediately Start Investigation.“ -

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Santa-tumne baal itne chote-2 kyo katwaye Banta-nayi ke pass 3 rupe khulle ni the. To mene kha 3 rupe ke or kaat de

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Santa Ki Wife Mar gai Banta Usko Chup Karane K Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye Santa-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa Banta-Q? Santa-Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krna H

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Santa apne bete ko cycle par baitha kar rulaye ja raha tha. Kisi ne pucha tumhara beta kyo ro raha h. santa ne kaha CYCLE me ghanti nahi hai.

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संता - मुझे संस्कृत सीखा |
पंडित - क्यों ?
संता - देवता ओ की भाषा है, स्वर्ग में जरुरत पड़ेगी |
पंडित - अगर नर्क गया तो ?
संता - हरियाणवी तो आती है |
:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Ek bar santa banta se.Yar ham 2no ke bich koun sa rishta hai.To banta bolo yar jaise ki besan our pakode ka.to santa bola kaise.to banta bola ki besan santa hai.tabi to pakoda banta hai.

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santa ki wife ne sms kiya ki ghar kab aa rahe hoo?? zwab main santa ne sms kiya ki 20-25 min main....or zyada late hoo jaye toh sms fir se padh lena......

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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman Jokes,This is my india, This is My India.

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Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala? Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi. Pasenger-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The. Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.

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Santa: Banta, Don’t Put Mobile Charging While Sleeping At Night? Banta: Why?? Santa: Sometimes, Battery May Blast. Banta: Yah. I Know. That’s Why I Am Removing Battery From Mobile While Charging…

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Girl- Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho..? Banta- Haan Girl- Lekin Tume To Meri Parwaah Hi Nahi. Banta- Oye Pyar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwaah Nahi Karte..

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Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.

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