SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU
LAUGHING ?
BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM
VERY HAPPY .
SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ?
BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING .
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Santa: Chal Race Lagte Hai Jo
Haara Wo 1000 Rs. Dega..
Banta: Thik Hai Par Mujhe
Raasta Nhi Pata, Santa: Bas Tu
Mere Piche Piche Rehna. Banta:
Thanks Yaar Ur My Best Fend...!
Ek Bus Mein Ticket Rate The 50,70,100. Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha Jab
Sab Seat Ek Si H To Fir Farq Ku. Conductor Bola Raste Mein Pata Chalega.
Uss Aadmi Ne 50 Wala Ticket Le Liya. Bus Chali Or Aadhe Raste Mein Khrabh Ho Gayi.
Tab Conductor Bola. 100 Rs Ticket Wale Baithe Raho 70 Wale Niche Utar Kar Khade Ho Jao.
Or 5 Wale Jab Tak Bus Start Nahi Ho Jati Dhakka Lagate Raho.
Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!
Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega…
Banto: Maa Ki Baat Manti To Aaj Ye Din Dekhne Ko Nahi Mila. Kitna Mana Kiya Tah Ki Tum Jaise Nikatu Se Shadi Na Karu. Banta: Sach Pathar Padhe Meri Akal Par. Mein Uss Bhali Aurat Ke Bare Mein Yuhi Soctha Raha Ki . Weh Mujse Chidti H. :smirk::smirk::smirk::smirk::smirk:
1 aadmi chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha
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Santa use dekh raha tha
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Kuch der bad bola- Bhai sahb agr app start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka lagadu....
Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga?
Santa ne underwear dho k padosan ki salwar k pass sukhne dal di
Aur aawaz di-
Bhabhi jab tum salwar utaro mujhe awaz de dena.
Main bhi underwear utaar lunga.
Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue...
tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli:
Pata he na kya karna hai..?
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Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,,
Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..! :P :v :D
Santa : Kal Raat Toilet main gaya toh wahan bhoot tha
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Banta : "Acha !!!!! Fir Kya hua "
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Santa : Hona Kya tha maine usse Bol diya "Bhai aap hi kar lo Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya"