Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha. . . . Mujrewali- Saheb, Humne Apko Khush Kiya ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do. . . .. . Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho, Mai Nachta Hu.

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Santa Abhi Tak Yahi Soch ke Pareshan Hai Ki, Jab Anna Hajare Ne 13 Din Tak, Kuch Khaya Hi Nahi, To Fir Wo "BILL" Kis Baat Ka Maang Raha Hai....?

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Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein! Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein!

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Banta ne Gadhe par College javno Shokh. Thoda verso pa6hi banta ne ekalu jaavu padyu. Pu6ho Kem? Karan Ke, Gadha Graduate thai gayu.

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Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho? Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha, uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai

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Santa: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thi. Banta: Gardanien q nai katin? Santa: Wo pehly he kati hui thin..

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Sabziwala Sabzi Par Pani Chhidak Raha Tha Kaafi Der ho Gayi to Santa Kantaal Ke bola- Agar Sabzi ko HOSH Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo De Do.

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Sabziwala sabzi per Paani chhidak raha tha. kaafi der ho gayi.Tab Santa gusse se bola: Bhaisab agar Bhindi ko Hosh aa gaya ho to 1 kilo de do.

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Santa ne Banta ki beti ka Rishta manga. Banta ne santa ko bahut mara Mar kha ke santa Utha kapde jhadk bola To phir me Inkar samjhun.

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1 Driver 1 Taxi Par Baitha Tha! Santa - Are Bhai Ye Gari Bhagwanpur Jayegi . Driver Majak Urate Hue, Ye Taxi Nahi Mai Jaunga. Banta Gusse Se To Sale To Ja Na Baitha Hua Kyu He!

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Aurto se bhari hui 1bus palat gyi, sari mar gyin. Sab k husband 1-1 ghanta roye par Santa 2 ghanta roya.. Q? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Q k santa ki wife se bus miss ho gyi thi;-)

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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first- the chicken or the egg? O yaar,jiska order pehle doge,vo ayega!

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Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya

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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What’ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I’ll take the money.

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Santo :- Doctor:pill: Batate H Ki Pagalkhane Mein Aadmi Aurato Se 70% Jyada H.
Santa :- Par Doctor Ne Yeh Nahi Likha Hoga Ki Iska Shreh Kise Jata H.
:yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart:

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Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bda. Bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

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संता की बीवी बहुत ज्यादा बीमार होने की वजह से 1 महीने से हॉस्पिटल में दाखिल थी। डॉक्टर ने संता को हिम्मत देते हुए कहा। डॉक्टर:-"आपकी बीवी अब सिर्फ 2 दिनों की मेहमान है, मैं माफ़ी चाहता हूँ अब मैं कुछ नहीं कर सकता" संता बोला:-"इस में माफ़ी की कोई बात नहीं है डॉ. साहब, निकाल ही लेंगे ये 2 दिन भी जैसे-तैसे"!

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Tantrik to santa: Beta tumhare ghar par chudail ka vaas hai.. Santa: Baba, main thappad maar dunga jo meri biwi ke baare me kuchh kaha to..

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Santa Kutte Ki Poonch Pipe Mein Dal Raha Thha, Banta: "Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti" Santa: "Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon".

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Santa public toilet gaya Diwar p likha tha Duniya Chand p pahuch gai or Tum yha bethe ho? Santa niche likh aya Bas Ye kr k Ham b ja rhe h.

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