Santa Says: Duniya Ka Har Ek
Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shyad Smundar Paar Kar Skta Hai,
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina Pyar Nahi
Kar Skta Aaj Santa Serious Hai.
Wakil Sahab Apne Ladke Ko Kaabil Insaan Bnane Ke Liye, Use Juth Bolna Sikha Rahe The. Ek Din Apne Lakde Ki Pariksha Lene Ki Garj Se Unhone Kaha, Beta Agar Meri Baat Khtam Hote Hi, Tum Koi Juth Bologe To Mein Tumhe 5 Ruppe Dunga!
Ladka- Lekin Abhi Abhi To Aapne 500 Ruppe Dene Ki Baat Kahi Thi. :grimacing::smiley::smiley::smiley::grimacing:
Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?
Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!
Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega…
Santa : Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory Card Hai Kya?
Santa : Sochne Ke Baad
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Nahi Memory Card Nahi Hai,
RASHAN CARD Chalega?
2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!
Ek Baar Santa Circus Dekhne Jata Hai.
Toh Circus Mein Ladki Ne Sher Ko
Kiss Kiya.
Ring Mastar: Aap Mein Se Koi Yeh
Kaam Kar Sakta Hai?
Santa: Main Aata Hoon Na,
Par Pehle Iss Sher Ko Peeche Karo.
Santa : Tum bike itni tez q chala rahe ho ?
Banta : Ye letter urgent dena hai
Santa : Kaha ?
Banta : Address padhne ka time nahi hai.
Santa : Ok go fast...!
Anur
Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal Aaya.
Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai.
Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu.
Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me,
Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.
संता- यार तूने कभी सोचा है कि अस्पताल में ऑपरेशन से पहले मरीज को बेहोश क्यों किया जाता है?
बंता- अगर बेहोश नहीं किया और मरीज ने ऑपरेशन करना सीख लिया तो डॉक्टर के धंधे की तो वाट लग जाएगी।
Titanic was sinking. Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: "...In which direction?"
Banta: Downwards!