Santa Banta Jokes

SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order! Order!" SANTA: "1 Pizza,2 Dosa,3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink!" JUDGE: "Shut Up!" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

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Bhikari: kuch khane ko Dedo. SANTA - TAMATAR KHAO Bikari - roti dedo Santa - TAMATAR KHAO Bikari -l ao tamatar hi do Santa ki Mumy - ye totla h,keh rha h, KAMAKAR khao.

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Santa: Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti ho! Girl: Mere dad Chinese the. Santa: Wo kaha hai! Girl: Mar gaye. Santa: Oh! Aakhir China ka maal tha, chalta bhi kitna!

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Santa Ko Uska Sasur Jute Maar Raha Tha Aadmi : Kyu Maar Rahe Ho? Sasur : Meinie Ise Hospital Se Sms Kiya. Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho. Isne Apne Sare Friends Ko Forward Kar Diya!

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Santa ~Apka Kutta To Sher Jaisa Dikhta Hai Kya Khilate Ho Ise,..? Banta ~Abe Wo Sher Hi Hai Saala Pyaar-wyaar K Chakkar Me Kutte Jaisa Dikhne Laga Hai.

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Malkin Ne Rajpal Yadav Se Kaha- Dekho Rajpal Jab Bhi Tumhe,
Kisi Room Mein Jana Ho To Pehle Darwaja Kharkata Liya Karo.
Kya Pata Mein Kiss Haal Mein Hu.
Rajpal: Mujhe Darwaja Khatkatane Ki Jarurat Nahi Hoti.
Mein Pehle Kahi Gharo Mein Kaam Kar Chukka Hu,
Eye Hol Se Sab Kuch Dekhkar Hi Ander Aata Hu.
:sunflower::sunflower::rose::rose::hibiscus::rose::rose::sunflower::sunflower:

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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first- the chicken or the egg? O yaar,jiska order pehle doge,vo ayega!

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Santa FTV Dekh Raha Thha, Ki Achanak Se Pappu Room Mein Aa Gaya, Santa Usko Dekh Kar Sarmane Wale Andaj Mein Bola. Santa: "Garib Ladkiyaan Hai, Kapde Lene Ke Bhi Paise Nahi Hai" Pappu: "Iss Se Bhi Garib Ladkiya Dekhni Hai, Toh Mere Pass CD Hai"

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Santa and banta joke santa:yaar banta muje andere me jane se dar lagta he banta:to phir andere me light leke ja santa:andere me light le kar javonga to bhut muje dekh lenge to.

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Santa- Yaar, Bahut Raat Ho Gayi Hai Aaj Raat Ko Yahi Ruk Ja, Kal Subah Chale Jana Banta- Thik Hai Yaar, Phir Me Ghar Se Night Dress Le Aata Hu

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Santa: Jab mai mar jaun to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana. Banta: Kyun??? Santa: Yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain. K.k

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Teacher To Santa- Isko Hindi mei translate karo She is kidding . . Santa hasne lga or table par hi gir gya or bola. . . . itna aasaan WOH BACHE DE RAHI HAI ...

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Jewellery Shop Mein Santa Ki, Zabardast Pitaayi Ho Gai. Y ? Santa Ne Sales-girl Se Kaha: Aapki Ek Ek Item Gazab Ki Hai. Sone Ka Kya Rate Lengi.

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Santa English k paper me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se.. 1.Main ek aam aadmi hoon. - I m a mango man. 2.Mujhe English aati hai. ... English comes to me. 3.Mera taluq Haripur hazara se hai. I blong 2 greenpur thousanda. 4.Sadak par goliyan chal rahi hai. tablets r walking on d road.

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Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

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santa:aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai! banta:bakri kaise anda de sakti hai? santa:Arre yaar maine apni murgika naam bakri rakha hai.

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Teacher: Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha. Santa: NEIL AMSTRONG. Teacher: Aur doosra…. Santa: Bawli doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga. Langda thodi tha woh.

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Ek Din Santa Raste me Sandas Kar Raha tha.... Tab Achanak Waha par police aajati hai aur Santa ko pakad ke le ja raha tha.... Tab santa bola ki saab sabut to uthalo... Hahahahahahah.. Santa r0ck Police Sock

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Patni Ke Marne Ke Baad Uske Chita:fire: Ke Pass Akela Baitha Tha,
Tabhi Tej Aandhi:cloud_tornado: Ke Sath Bearish :cloud_rain:Hone Lagi,
Pati Ne Uthkar Khidki Band Kar Li Tabhi Bijli:thunder_cloud_rain: Kadakne Ki Awaaj Aayi,
Pati Ne Khidki Khoil Or Aasman Ke Taraf Dektehe Hue.
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Lagta H Upar Pachuch Gayi.
:smiley::smiley:

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Santa - "sir ji, aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?" Boss - "woh gaon ki hai.." Santa - "Oh sorry, mujhe laga woh sirf aapki hai.

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