Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahutsari baten chupata h....
Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h...
Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat.
Banta: nahi chupai yar...
Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h...
Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kyabaat chupai h.
Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hili to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h...
like to karo dosto
Santa in Lift..very funny hindi sms
Girl : mehnga perfume laga k lift me ayi,
or
SANTA ko akad k boli Cobra perfume, Rs.6000..
2nd girl ayi : Jasmeen perfume"Rs.7000 ..
achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell aayi
dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda
Or
SANTA
ko dekhne Lagi..
SANTA with smile:- "Muli"14 Rupey Kilo..... Santa Madhosh m/ ladkia Behosh
Road pr Accident hua, Bahut Bhid thi.
Santa ko dekhne ka moka nhi mil rha tha.
CLEVER Santa-Ye mera BAAP he.Bhid piche hat
gai,To dekha KUTTA mara hua tha...
Ek Baar Santa Ka Dost Musibat Mein Tha Wo Santa Se Ye Baat Share Karte Hue Kahta Hai.
Dost Bola: “Yaar Musibat Ke Waqt Gadhe Ko Bhi Baap Banana Padta Hai”
Santa: “Wah Yaar Badi Himmat Hai Jo Teri Mummy Maan Bhi Jati Hai“
Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he
SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya@Hushain2
शादी के कुछ दिन बाद संता अपने दोस्त बंता को बता रहा था।
संता- मेरी बीवी इतना मजाक करती है की क्या बताऊं।
बंता- कैसे?
संता- कल मैंने उसकी आंखों पर हाथ रख कर पूछा मैं कौन? तो बोली दूध वाला..
Santa being romantic to his wife.
"One day God tested me, erased all my memory and asked do you remember anyone now?
I told Him your name and He replied, "I am sorry some viruses cannot be formatted"
Ek Baccha Rote Hue Police Min Complain Likhwane Ke Liye Gaya.
Police Wala: Kya Hua.
Bacha: Meri Mummy Kho Gayi H.
Police: Koi Baat Nahi Beta Ro Mat Chalo Apni Mummy Ke Pehchan Btao
Bacha: Jo Unke Sath Ladka H Wo Mere Jaisa H.
Santa 2 Banta:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen?
Banta:
Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……
"Darling" said Santa to his new bride.
"Now that we are married,
do you think you can live on my small income?".
"Ofcourse dearest", she replied.
"But what will you live on?"
Santa toilet gaya to diwar per likha tha, "duniya chaand per phuch gai hai, aur tum yaha baitho ho?"
Santa ne likh diya,
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"bas ye kerke, me bhi jaa rhaa hun."
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Santa- Cant you read the board.Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
'SANTA class mei Gadha Lekr Aaya Tcher:- Issko class me kyu Laye Ho. SANTA:- Sir Aapne hi kaha Tha, ki Aapne kyi
Gadho ko Insaan bnaya hai. Ab Banao....
Santa to Banta :-
Agr tu bata de ki meri Tokri me kya h. toh
tokri k aadhe Ande tere..Aur ye bhi bata de ki
Ande Kitne h...
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to 10 k 10 tere.... Aur
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agar ye Bhi bata de ki Ande Kiske h...
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to Murgi bhi teri....
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Banta :- Abey koi HINT TO De
Lo karlo bat
Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati...
Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya...
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Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney lagey...
Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola...
"kidhar..??
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mai to biscuit lene aaya hu... yogiRaj