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  • Girl: Suna h is ghar me bhoot- pret rhte h? Santa: Pata ni, me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi Aayi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Latest New santa banta jokes 2014 Santa student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi?? Teacher: Nahi toh... Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere mobile pe likha tha... . . . . MISS CALL..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa k Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi hui Thi. Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi Hai? Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha. Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai. :-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa 1st time plane par baitha, jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha, santa pilot ko maarne laga. or bola:main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar raha hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl- Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho..? Banta- Haan Girl- Lekin Tume To Meri Parwaah Hi Nahi. Banta- Oye Pyar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwaah Nahi Karte..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na? Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi Jo Musibat Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De. Main Zarur Aaunga
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa In Coffee Shop With Wife..! Santa: Jaldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jayegi.. Wife: Ki Fark Painda Hai.? Santa: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh..! Hot Coffee = Rs 15 Cold Coffee = Rs 45
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua, Mummy ye Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He? Mummy- Yeh Tere Pappa He Santa- To Hum Is Ganje K Sath Q Rehte He
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop. Santa Shouted:Oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua Me India Me Paida Hua America Me Nahi Dost : Q America Me Hota To Kya Hota ? Sardar : Tu B Na Muje English Kaha Aati Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di Banta : Kyun? Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge kiaaaa
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa standing on platform, studdenly jumps or railway track. man- marega kya? santa- saale marega to tu, suna nahi train platform pe aa rahi h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa after looking a slim girl- Chehra tera khas nahi, Haddiyo me tera mass nahi, Propose main tujhe khak karu… 14 feb tk tere jeene ki aas nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha! Wife Romantic Hokar: Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya? Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola: Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!! By -nripendebnath
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: mere paas.. gadi he, bangla he, bank balance he,sab he.. kya hai tumhare paas? . . Banta: Mere paas un sab ki Duplicate chaavi hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA: maine apni beti ki shadi sirf 1500rs me ki. BANTA-woh kaise? SANTA: maine use 1500rs ka 1 mobile dilaaya.usne love marriage kar liya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 45 Saal Ka Santa Ladki Dekhne Gaya, Ladki Ki Maa Behosh Ho Gayi, Hosh Aya To Pucha Kya Hua.? . . . Boli- 18 Saal Pehle Ye Muje Bhi Dekhne Aya Tha.:-
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir: muhavre ka istemal karo… "Muh me pani aana" Santa: jaise hi maine nal ko Muh laga k nal chalu kiya, mere muh me pani aa gaya..!!
    • 10 years ago



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