• Categories
Location |   Home >> Jokes - Funny SMS >> Santa Banta Jokes
  • Santa Banta Jokes   1306
  • Santa Roasted Chicken Khane K Baad Hadi Chaba Raha Tha, Pas Baitha ek pandit roti Kha Raha Tha Pandit Santa se pucha : Tumhare yaha kutte Kya Khate Hai? Santa: Roti
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Ek bhikhari road pe chilla rha tha- alah ke nam par ek rupaya de de. Santa 100ka note dikhate huye bola 50rupya hai kya? Bikhari excited ho ke- ha hai. Santa to pahle use kharch kar na
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Girl to Santa tumhare bina mera Zee nahi lagta.. Santa: ZEE nahi lagta toh, SONY Ya STAR PLUS laga le..!! Ye ladkiya bhi na..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote hai? BANTA-Desh me itna AATANKWAAD badh gaya hai ke bachche akele aane se darte hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Santa:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.. . . . . Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ?? . . . . . . . . . Santa:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi...:( :p :O :/
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • संता- मैंने 100 महिलाओं से यह जानने की कोशिश की कि वे कौन सा शैंपू यूज़ करना पसंद करती हैं। बंता- फिर, पता चला? संता- ज्यादातर ने एक ही जवाब दिया - फौरन मेरे बाथरूम से बाहर निकल जाओ।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • A house was on fire with 25 people inside. Santa went inside & saved 6 by pulling them out. But he was jailed. Why? Bcoz ALL 6 were Firemen..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Ek Admi Khade-khade Chaabi Se Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha Santa Use Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola- Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe To Dhakka Lagau.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • ek din santa nokia ka badi screen vala phone lekar aaya banta bolta hai bhai itna bada phone kyo lekar aaya hai santa bolta hai mujhe un do logo ko dekhana hai jo hath milate hai..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Santa FTV Dekh Raha Thha, Ki Achanak Se Pappu Room Mein Aa Gaya, Santa Usko Dekh Kar Sarmane Wale Andaj Mein Bola. Santa: "Garib Ladkiyaan Hai, Kapde Lene Ke Bhi Paise Nahi Hai" Pappu: "Iss Se Bhi Garib Ladkiya Dekhni Hai, Toh Mere Pass CD Hai"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Santa and banta joke santa:yaar banta muje andere me jane se dar lagta he banta:to phir andere me light leke ja santa:andere me light le kar javonga to bhut muje dekh lenge to.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Santa: Main apni patni ko kya gift doon?? Banta: Diamond Ring de.. Santa: Nahi main kuch bada dena chahta hoon, Banta: Fir tractor ka tyre de...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Santa toilet gaya to diwar per likha tha, "duniya chaand per phuch gai hai, aur tum yaha baitho ho?" Santa ne likh diya, . . "bas ye kerke, me bhi jaa rhaa hun."
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Santa - My wife died yesterday.. Im trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • SANTA- Driver Bhai bus Aahista Chalao, Jhatke lag rahey he? Driver- Bhai Gaadi to Abhi chali kaha hai, tum to kisi ki GODI me baithe ho
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes