Santa Banta Jokes

Girl:Tum Mere Sapno Me Khwabo Me Jazbaato Me Rahte Ho..! SANTA: Tumko kisi Ne Bewakuf Bnaya Hai bahen, Mai to"GHAR"Me Rahta Hu...

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Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date pe:"Ye meri pehli date hai darling.. . . . . . . agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kar dena..:p :

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Santa and banta joke santa:yaar banta muje andere me jane se dar lagta he banta:to phir andere me light leke ja santa:andere me light le kar javonga to bhut muje dekh lenge to.

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Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl! The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!! Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!

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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone,Television, Tell-a-woman.

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Santo Badi Pareshan Thi Jo Aata Tha Bache Usse Itrake Kehte The,
Hum Minister Ke Bache H. To Santo Ne Unhe Samjhaya Aisa Mat Kaha Karo.
Buri Baat H.
Dusre Din Minister Ka Ek Dost Ghar Aaya: Bacho Se Laad Karte,
Hue Unhone Pucha Kya Tum Minister Shahb Ke Bete Ho.?
Ek Jhat Se Bola: Ji Hum To Yahi Samjate H Lekin Kal Hi Maa Ne Mana Kar Diya,
Ki Hum Minister Sahab Ke Bache Nahi H,
:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:

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Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

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Santa:- Agar Duniya Ki Saari Aurton Ka, Chehra Ek Jaisa Hota To Kya Hota ? Banta:- Whi Hota Jo Gas Cylender Ka Hota Hai.

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Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. . . . . . . . . . . . Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain...:-D

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Santa-bike se ja raha tha, raste me ladki dekhi to gir gaya, ladki-oh my god lagi to nahi? Santa- nahi soniye, me to aise hi bike se utarta hu.

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Santa Library Ja Kar Puchta Hai:"Suicide Karne Ke Tarike ka Book Hai Kya.. ?? . . . . . . . Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ke Dekha Aur Puchha:"Wapas Karne Kon Aayega..:p :D :O :D

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Santa in mysore palace, Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It”s Tippu sultan”s chair. santa – oye don”t worry yaar I will get up when he comes.

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Teacher : Agr Koi Moti Ladki Palat K Waapis Aye Toh Is Sentence Ko English Me Kiya Kahenge ? . . . . . . . Santa : GOL MALL RETURNS.

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Santa and banta jungle mein, samne aaya sher… Banta ne sher ki aakhon main mitti phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa. Santa : Main kyu bhagu, mitti to tune phenki hai.

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Snta Ko 1 Road Accident K Jurm Me Girftaar Kar Liya Jata Hai. Judge- Ye Acident Ki Ghatna Kese Ghati? Snta- Sir Mai Kuch Nhi Janta Mein To So Rha Tha.

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3 chor Santa , Golu aur Pappu ... police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me chup gaye. Police wale ne pehle bori par lat maari. Santa bola: bow bow.. Police wala: Isme kutta hai. Fir dusri bori par lat mari.. Golu bola: meow meow... Policewala: Isme billi hai... Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi awaaz nahi aayi. Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi awaaz nahi aayi fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad Pappu zor se bola: Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo.

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Santa Ji, Kya Baat H Aapke Piche Kutte :dog2:Pade H,
Or Aap Hai Ki Hase:grinning: Hi Ja Rahe Hai ?
Santa : Ji Dekhiye Na, Mere Pass Sim Airtel Ka H Aur,
Vodafone Ka Network Mera Pitcha Kar Raha H.

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Judge: Tumhe Bai- Ijjat Bari Kiya Jata H.
Kyunki Jo Scooter Churane Ka Aarop Tum Par Lagaya Tha
Use Koi Sach Sabit Nahi Kar Paya.
Chor: Kush Hokar. Iska Matlab H Ab Ye Scooter Mera Ho Gaya.
:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:

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Santa-banta ek dawat me gaye... . . . Ek aadmi ne pucha : aap dono kaun...??? . . . Santa : mai ladke walo ki taraf se... . . . Banta : aur mai ladki walo ki tarafse... . . . Aadmi : kamino aj mere baap ki 13vi h yaha...

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Ek Fauji Jab Ladai Mein Apne Karname Ki,
Deeng Haak Chukka To Uska Dost Bola.
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Ek Baat Samjh Mein Nahi Aayi.
Ki Tumhare Hote Hue Puri Bataliyan
Ko Ladai Mein Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Thi.
:sunflower::sunflower::sunflower::hibiscus::hibiscus::sunflower::sunflower::sunflower:

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