Teacher - Homework Kita ?
Santa - Hanji, Kita!
Teacher - Fill In The Blank
900 Chuhe Kha Ke Bili____chali
Santa - 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Holi Holi Chali
Teacher - Oye Murkha Tenu Pata Nahi
Ehda Ki Jawaab Hai.
Santa - Tuhada Lehaaj Rakhya Hai,
Tussi Mere Master Ho..
Nahi Ta 900 Chuhe Kha Ke
Ta Billi Hil V Nahi Sakdi,
Main Ta Fer Vi Holi Holi Turaa Diti.
Jagjit Singh: Ye Daulat Bhi Lelo.. Ye
Shaurat Bhi Lelo..
Ye Daulat Bhi Lelo, Ye Shaurat Bhi
Lelo...
Santa: Ye Bechara Bahut Pareshan
Hai Iski Aurat Bhi Lelo
Santa: sister muje 1 bottle blood de do.
Nurse: Blood group bolo.
Santa: koi b chalega.
Nurse: kaise chalega?
Santa: Girl friend ko Love Letter likhna hai.
Santa Ki Shaadi Ke Liye Ladki Ke Baap Ne Santa Se Puchha.
Baap: “Akal Badi Ya Bhains?”
Santa Ne Bohat Der Sochha Aur Phir Jawab Diya.
Santa: “Tumne Mujhe Paagal Samjha Hai?, Date Of Birth To Batayi Hi Nahi“
Ek bhikhari road pe chilla rha tha- alah ke nam par ek rupaya de de.
Santa 100ka note dikhate huye bola 50rupya hai kya?
Bikhari excited ho ke- ha hai.
Santa to pahle use kharch kar na
Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha.
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Mujrewali- Saheb,
Humne Apko Khush Kiya
ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do.
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Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho,
Mai Nachta Hu.
Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump:
5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do.
Pump Wala (Gusse Me):
Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai?
Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle,
Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai".
~.~ Santa Banta Short Jokes ~.~
Teacher To Santa : Tumne Home Work Kyu Nahi Kiya…?
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Deadly Answer Given By
Santa : Sir Kyuki Hum To “Hostel” Me Rahte Hai…
Mahila: Doctor Sahab, Kya Mein Injection Lagwane Ke Baad Thik Ho Jaungi.?
Doctor: 100% Aap Thik Ho Jayengi.
Survey Ke Anusar Iss Injection Se 5 Mein Se Kewal 1 Thik Hota H
Or Aap Se Pehle 4 Marr Chuke H.
Santa- Tu Mirror ke samne baith kar kyun
padhta
hai?
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Banta- Iske 3 fayde hain.
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1. Sath me revision ho jata hai.
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2. Khud pe nazar bhi rehti hai.
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3. Padhne ke liye company mil JAti.