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  • Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa: Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain? Banta: goal kar rahe hain!!! Santa:’lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain, aur kitni gol Karenge?’
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa ne apne frnd ko lunch pe invite kiya Santa apne friend se:tumjhe khane mai kya pasand hai.. friend : fish..  santa:pr meri biwi ko fish banana nahi ata hai.. friend: mai batata hu..yeh le reciepe santa market gaya...woh fish le kr aa raha tha raste mai chil ushka fish le k udd gaya santa:leja leja sali.....pr pakayegi kaise??reciepe to mere pass hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Cafe Mein 1 Ladki Se I Love You Kaha Ladki Ne Chanta Mara Aur Boli: Kya Bola? To Santa Rote Hue Bola: Jab Suna Nahi Tune To Chanta Kyu Mara?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa toilet gaya to diwar per likha tha, "duniya chaand per phuch gai hai, aur tum yaha baitho ho?" Santa ne likh diya, . . "bas ye kerke, me bhi jaa rhaa hun."
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Sabha Mein Ek Padre Ne Kaha – Mujhe Pata H Ki Iss Sabha Mein Ek Aadmi Aisa H Jo Kisi Dusre Aadmi Ki Sarti Ke Sath Sota H. Agar Usne Daanpatar Mein 100/- Na Dale To Mein Uska Naam Sabko Bata Dunga.
    Baad Mein Dekhne Par Malum Padha Ki Danpatar Bilkul Bhara Hua H.
    :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Santa Santo Mein Jagda Ho Gaya. Or Ek Duse Se Ladne Lage.
    Santa: Maine Tumhe Banarasi Shadi Dilwayi.
    Santo: Tumne Mujhe Pehante Hue Dekha,
    Santa: Maine Tumhe Sone Kei Anghuti Di,
    Santo: Tumne Mera Hathpakadkar Meri Ungli Mein Pehnayi.
    Santa: Maine Tumhare Make Up Ka Bil Diya.
    Santo: Tumne Mujhe Kiss Kiya
    Santa: Maine Tumhe Har Jahag Siar Karayi,
    Santo: Tumn Mere Sath Mauj Masti Bhi To Ki H.
    :heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U Ab Tum Muje Bolo Girl:Me Abi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai H thoko like
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA OR RAILAY TT. Train chali santa ek dibbe mein chad gaya. TT. Bola- najar nahi aata ye ladig dibba hai. SANTA- Sorry ji muje laga aap mard ho.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ka Baap UK se aaya.. Baap- Teri MAA Kahan he ?? . . . . Santa- Padosi ke Saaat Bhag Gayi...!! . . . . Baap- Tune Mujhe batayaa kyu nahi ?? . . . . Santa - Socha Surprise dunga...........lolllz like or kar do dosto
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa dialled a phone number. A computerizd female voice said, "Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai". Santa: Bas Janeman Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai, Itna Hi Kaafi Hai!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa-Why Do U Prefer Prepaid Connection Over Postpaid Banta- Prepaid Me Bahut Faida Hai.. Isme Call K Baad Bill Badhne K Bajaye Kam Hoti.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa= Jab Main Mar Jaau To Samne Wale Ghar Ki Family Ko Zarur Bulana. Banta= Kyo.? Santa= Yaar Unke Ghar Ki Ladkiya Bahut Lipat-Lipat Kar Roti Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Muje 1 Bat Batao "Automatically" Ka Matalb Kya Hota He..? Banta: Tume Etana Bhi Nathi Pata??? Santa: Nahi!!! Banta: Jab Koi Ganji Orat Rikhsa Me Bethi Ho To Use "AUTO-ME-TIKALI"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lady Dr- Tm roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kr aurato ko kyu ghurte ho? Santa- Ji aap hi ne bahar likha ha-Aurato ko dekhne ka time 9-12!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa khudkushi par speech de raha tha... "Khudkhushi paap hai, zulm hai, gunaah hai, buzdili hai, pagalpan hai......... Khudkhushi karne se behtar hai ke insaan khud to goli maar de"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa - "sir ji, aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?" Boss - "woh gaon ki hai.." Santa - "Oh sorry, mujhe laga woh sirf aapki hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa aamlet bana raha tha usne aanda tora to aanda khali nikla! Santa haran hokar bola ghor kalyug hai murgiye vi abortion karwane lagi hai!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Was Driving Car Very Fast, Traffic Police Caught Him.. Santa: Sir, I Am Learning Driving.. Police: Without Teacher.? Santa: Ya, Its Correspondence Course!
    • 9 years ago



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