Santa Banta Jokes

Santa was filling up an application form for a job. He was not sure as to what was to be filled in the column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote: Yes!

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Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Married? Patient : No, car accident

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Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya. Banta: Kitne Run Banaye? Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya. Banta: Shit Yaar so close!

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Girl to Santa tumhare bina mera Zee nahi lagta.. Santa: ZEE nahi lagta toh, SONY Ya STAR PLUS laga le..!! Ye ladkiya bhi na..

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Plz samjne ki kosish karo mujhe Tang na karo Rat ko tumari wajh se nind nhi ayi Mat khelo mri life se SANTA ne hath jodkar machar se kaha

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Santa rail ki patri per so gaya. Ek aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge! Santa: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua,train kya cheez he?

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Britain Ki Yaatra Kar K Eek Aadmi Club Ko Sab Kuch Bta Raha Tha,
Ki Waha Hafte Mein Bill Aate H. Dudd, Parchun Sab , Wo Salary Bhi,
Masik Hi Milt H.
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Tabhi Ek Aadmi Or Ladki.
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:

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Snta:dunia mai sab se dukhi aadmi kon hai? Banta:panipuri wala ! S:kaise? Banta:kyu ki ladki kuwari ho ya married "BHAIYA" hi bulati hai.

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Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

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Santa ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.. . . Aadhe raste jakar Santa rocket se kood gaya or chillaya…… . . kamino aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi…… :p -

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Santa In Coffee Shop Wth Wife. Santar: Jldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jaye Gi. Wife: Ki Frk Painda Hai? Srdar: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh Hot Coffee Rs.15 Cold Coffee.45

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Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya, Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya ? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi, Santa: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai..!

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Do Ladkio Ki Aapas Mein Baat Chit. Pehli : Mein Tumhari Tarah Apne Pati Mein Kabhi Burai Nahi Dhundti. Dusri : Ha Jab Burayi Saaf Najar Aati Ho To Dhundne Ka Kya Faida.

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Santa ? Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di? Banta ? Yaar ye mobile bhi na! Santa ? Kya hua? Banta - Tune - IDEA - ka ad nahi dekha - WALK when u TALK?

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Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.

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Santa: mere frnd ne chupke se Mere mobile se meri gf ka no:le liya. Banta: fir kya hua..? Santa: Bewakoof kal raat se Apni bahen ko Romantic msgs bhej raha hai. ha ha ha

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Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga.. Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho? Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the. Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga.. Biwi: ab kya hua… Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!

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、Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge

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Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.! Wife: Kyun? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.

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Teacher- "MY TEACHER" Par 10 Line Likho Thodi Der Baad Santa Utha Or Bola- Sir, =>Saali kamini<= Ko EngLish Me Kya Kehte Hain..?;-)

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