संता - मुझे संस्कृत सीखा | पंडित - क्यों ? संता - देवता ओ की भाषा है, स्वर्ग में जरुरत पड़ेगी | पंडित - अगर नर्क गया तो ? संता - हरियाणवी तो आती है | :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Santa aur Jeeto mai larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya
Santa raat ko phone pe: Khane mai kya hai?
Jeeto: Zehar
Husb: Mai dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana
Santa and banta joke
santa:yaar banta muje andere me jane se dar lagta he
banta:to phir andere me light leke ja
santa:andere me light le kar javonga to bhut muje dekh lenge to.
Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.Hushain2
Santa khudkushi par speech de raha tha...
"Khudkhushi paap hai, zulm hai, gunaah hai, buzdili hai, pagalpan hai.........
Khudkhushi karne se behtar hai ke insaan khud to goli maar de"
Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,
uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai
Banta: Tum Tenstion Me Kyu Hai.?
Santa: Yaar Me Apni GF Ki Wajah Se Lakhpatti Ho Gya.
Banta: To Is Me
Tenstion Wali Kya Baat Hai.?
Santa: Main PahLe Carod Pati Tha.
Class Mein Teacher Santa Se Kehti Hai.
Teacher: "Tumhare Papa Ka Kya Naam Hai?"
Santa: "Google Singh"
Teacher Hairani Hote Hue: "Yeh Kesa Naam Hai?"
Santa: "Bus Mein Jahaan Bhi Jaun Mujhe Doond Lete Hai.
Shikar Karne Ke Liye Jungal Jate Samay Ek Sajjan
Apne Bete Ko Bhi Sath Lete Gaye, Jungal Mein Rasta
Bhul Jane Ke Karan We Raat Tak Bhatkate Rahe Phir
Apne Bete Se Bole- Mein To Rasta Bhul Gaya Hu.
Tu Kyu Bematlab Bhatak Raha H? Ghar Kyu Nahi Chala Jata.
Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho Tum?? . . Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho? . . . Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun. . . . Santa :- Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha. Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab Laptop Aur LCD Ka Zamana Hai.
Santa In Coffee Shop Wth Wife. Santar: Jldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jaye Gi. Wife: Ki Frk Painda Hai? Srdar: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh Hot Coffee Rs.15 Cold Coffee.45