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  • In Biology practical exam: Teacher: Is panchi k tange dekh k bataao ki iska naam kya hai.. Santa: Tange dekh k kaise bataao be..? Teacher: NAALAKYAK!! Tumher zero milta hai. Apna naam bataao.!! Santa: Ye le..meri taange dekh k likh le...:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane He, Mobile Shop Wala- Memory Card He Kya? Santa-Nahi Memory Card Nahi He "RASAN CARD" Chalega?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa To Banta.. Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod Diya.. . . Banta-: Kyu..?? Kya Kaha Unhone..? . . . Santa-: Unhone Kaha . . . . . . Mungfali Me Dana Nahi, Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi.. Hahahaha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Walking On Road Samne Gobar Pada Tha, Santa Ne Jhuk Kar Ungli Dal Kar Taste Kiya Aur Bola: "Ohh Ye To Gobar Hai, Shukr Hai Mera Pair Nahi Pada."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola? To Santa rote hue bola: Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Apni Biwi Se Santo Jo Tu Padh Rahi H Na Wo Newspaper Ulta H. Santo: Santa Ji Kisne Kaha Mein Padh Rahi Hu Mein To Sirf Photo Dekh Rahi Hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne Banta se kaha, “Sabse bada challenge kya hai?” Banta replied:Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena, Paas karke dikha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Goan Ka Aadmi Mumbai Ghumne Ke Baad, Wapas Apne Gaon Pahucha To Logo Ne Pucha- Are Mumbai Kaisi H Bhai? Goan Ka Aadmi Bola: Ab Kya Btaye Tumhe, Mumbai To Bahut Acchi H Par Waha Ki Sarkar Kanjus H, Ek Driver Ki Salary Bachane Ke Liye Bus Par Bus Rakhkar Chalti H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Jungle Se Gujar Raha Tha, 1 Ajgar Ko Ped Par Latakte Hue Dekha To, Santa Bola: Is Tarah Latakne Se Height Nahi Badhegi Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye. by@ kabir
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता: मैं दुनियां के सारे अस्पतालों में हो कर आ चूका हूँ। बंता: नहीं, तुम अभी तक एक अस्पताल में हो कर नहीं आए होगे। संता: हो ही नहीं सकता, तुम उस अस्पताल का नाम बताओ। बंता: जनाना अस्पताल। संता: अरे यार, वहाँ तो मैं पैदा ही हुआ था।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta Ne car se 4 logo ko daba dya judge-tumne sarab bhi nahi pi thi fir bhi ye Q KIYA SANTA-Idea walo ne kaha tha ki is gaane k liye 4 dabyE
    • 10 years ago



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  • Read Must.. Airport par 3 log apni biwiyo ka intezaar kar rahe the.. . . Pathan:" hamari Shahzaadi aa rahi hai... :-) . . . . Pappu:" Hamari Nawabzaadi aa rahi hai.. :-) . . . . . . . Santa:" Hamari bhi Haramzaadi aa rahi hai boss...
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता टीचर - जब बिजली कड़कती है तो चमक पहले दिखाई देती है और आवाज बाद में सुनाई देती है … क्यों ? . . . बंता स्टूडेंट - क्योंकि हमारी आँखें आगे हैं और कान पीछे … !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ke Shehar Mein Ghazal Concert Chal Raha Thha, Aur ApnaSanta Bhi Usmein Shaamil Tha. Gayak Ga Raha Hota Hai: “ Ye Daulat Bhi Lelo, Ye Shohrat Bhi Lelo….. ” Achanak Se Santa Khada Hokar Sur Mein Gaane Laga: “ Main To Bahut Pareshan Hoon, Meri To Aurat Bhi Lelo – Aurat Bhi Lelo “
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Kutte Ki Poonch Pipe Mein Dal Raha Thha, Banta: "Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti" Santa: "Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Santa Santa; Ji Sir Ji Teacher: Kya Tumhare Mohalle Mein Koi Aadmi Paida Hua H. Santa: Humare Mohalle Mein To Sab Bache Hi Paida Hote H.
    • 10 years ago



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