Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: Yaar Main apni Biwi Ko Bahut Jyada Pyaar Karta Hoo Tum ? Banta: Wo To Tumhari Wife Hai Main Kaise Pyaar Kar Sakta Hoo Waris ali*

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Rang de basanti film dekh kar santa ko bahut gussa aaya Banta:Why you are so angry..? Santa: puri film me basanti ko dikhaya hi ni:-)

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1 admi santa k beta se puchta h. Beta papa ghar me h? Santa ka beta sprite pite hue bola, Uncle sidha bolo mummy se milna h. Sprite sidhi baat no bakwas.

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Santa On 60th Birthday: Banta: Ye Cake Pe Bulb Q Lagaya Hai? Santa: 60 Candles Lagane Me Mushkil Ho Rahi Thi. . . Isliye 60 Watt k Bulb Laga Diya.

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Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

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Today,Santa Was Lying On Beach, . . Amrican: R U Relaxing? Santa:No I M Gopal Singh, . Another Amrican: R U Relaxing? Santa: No I M Gopal Singh . Another Amrican: R U Relaxing? Santa: No (Shouting) I M Gopal Singh And Left Tht Place In Anger. . . Then Santa Asks One American Lying Nearby, R U Relaxing? American: Yes. . Santa Slaps Him&Says, "Haramkhor Sab Tujhe Dhund Rahey Hai Aur Tu Yaha Pada Hai!:D

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Santa apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha. Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Santa:Expiry Date dekh raha hu.

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Latest New santa banta jokes 2014 Santa student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi?? Teacher: Nahi toh... Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere mobile pe likha tha... . . . . MISS CALL..

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Santa Ne Evrest Pe Dekha Waha Pe 1 Baba GUTKA Ragad Raha Tha Santa-Baba Ye Kya Hai? Baba-Masala Santa-Oh To EVREST MASALA Aap Hi Bnate Ho?

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Patni Apne Kisi Chahne Wale Ke Sath Ghar Mein Maujh Masti Kar Rahi Thi,
Jab Uska Pati Ghar Par Nahi Tha. Achanak Uska Pati Ghar Aa Gaya.
Uski Patni Uss Aadmi Ke Upar Leti Hui Thi.
Ye Dekh Wo San Reh Gya. Wo Kuch Bolta Usse Pehle Hu Uski Biwi.
Hadd H Aap Ki Bhi. Kabhi To Haste –Muskurate Raha Karo.
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:

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2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye. Haye haye main to 1100 lungi. Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi. Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!

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Santa ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye, biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao. Santa bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya.

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Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai Jiska Naam India Hai Baki To Sab Videsh Hai

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Santa joins car driving school Banta: tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai? kuch aata hai kya ? Santa: haan.. ab horn badi ache se bajata hu

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Sign of Changing Times: Santa to Pappu: Son, Success is when Signature turns into Autograph. Pappu: No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label!

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Santa in mysore palace, Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It”s Tippu sultan”s chair. santa – oye don”t worry yaar I will get up when he comes

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Santa ki chatri main sorakh tha Banta: chatri me sorakh kyun? Santa: oye bewaqof barishruk jayegi to pata kaise chaly ga

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Santa-Mujhe Apni GF Ko Gift Dena Hai, Kya Du Banta-Chota Sa Diamond Ring De Snta- Yaar, Koi Badi Chiz Bata Na Bnta-Phir MRF Ka Tyre De De

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Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

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Santa: Yaar Ek Bat Bata ?
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Banta : Haan Puchh !
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Santa : Yaar Log Sharab Kyun Pite Hain
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Banta : Ab Log Sharab Kha To Nahi Sakte.
Isliye Pite Hain ;-)
:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:

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