Santa Ki Wife To Santa- Aaj Se+ Ka Mann Kr Rha H.
Santa- Jaan Aaj Nhi Kal Krenge.
Wife- Aaj Q Ni Janu.
Santa- Jaan Aaj C0nd*m Lana Bhul Gya.
Wife- Teri To Roz Ki Magaj Mari H,
Lamination Q Ni Krwa Leta Saale.
Dad santa:tu exam mai pas ho ya fail,mai tujhe bike jaru dilaunga...
Banta: kaun si bike?
Santa: Pas hua to pulsar colg jane k liye,fail hua to rajdut dudh bechne k liye...
Banta: Tum Tenstion Me Kyu Hai.?
Santa: Yaar Me Apni GF Ki Wajah Se Lakhpatti Ho Gya.
Banta: To Is Me
Tenstion Wali Kya Baat Hai.?
Santa: Main PahLe Carod Pati Tha.
Ek Kasai Chicken Kabab Bectha Tha.
Weh Milawat Ke Iljam Mein Pakda Gaya.
Adalat Mein Usne Qabul Kiya Ki Weh
Murge Ke Meet Mein Kisi Aur Ka Meet Milata Tha.
Judge : Aur Kis Chij Ka Meet ?
Kasai: Kutte Ka Hujur.
Judge: Kitni Milawat Karte The.
Kasai: Barabar Ki
Judge: Kya Matlab?
Kasai: Ek Murga, Ek Kutta
SNTA-Aisi Chiz Ka Nam Bta Jo Laal Ho Aur Trin Trin Krti Ho
BNTA-Telephone
Santa-Galat
Banta-To Fir
Santa-TAMATAR,Trin Trin To Confuse Krne K Lie Bola tha
santa: santa doctor k pas blood test k liye gya aur zor se rone laga .
banta: kya hua kyon ro raha hai?
santa: blood tst k liye doc ne ungli kati.
banta: banta bhi bade zooro se rone laga.
santa: santa ne pucha kyon ro raha hai?
banta: mai urin tst k liye aaya hoon.
Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya.
Santa ka Baap UK se
aaya..
Baap- Teri MAA Kahan
he ??
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Santa- Padosi ke Saaat
Bhag Gayi...!!
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Baap- Tune Mujhe
batayaa kyu nahi ??
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Santa - Socha Surprise
dunga...........lolllz
like or kar do dosto
Sign of Changing Times:
Santa to Pappu: Son, Success is when Signature turns into Autograph.
Pappu:
No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label!
Santa Ji, Kya Baat H Aapke Piche Kutte :dog2:Pade H, Or Aap Hai Ki Hase:grinning: Hi Ja Rahe Hai ? Santa : Ji Dekhiye Na, Mere Pass Sim Airtel Ka H Aur, Vodafone Ka Network Mera Pitcha Kar Raha H.