Santa : Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory Card Hai Kya?
Santa : Sochne Ke Baad
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Nahi Memory Card Nahi Hai,
RASHAN CARD Chalega?
By - Yogi
Santa ka Promotion Inspector
se DSP
ho gya, Ghar aa kar Wife ko
aise andaz se
btaya, k Wife Behosh Hogae.
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Bola:Aaj se Tu DSP k sath
Soyegi…!!! xD
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
Santa English K Paper Me Fail Ho Gaya Translation Ki Wajah Se..
1.main Ek Aam Aadmi Hoon. - I M A Mango Man.
2.mujhe English Aati Hai. ... English Comes To Me.
3.mera Taluq Haripur Hazara Se Hai. I Blong 2 Greenpur Thousanda.
4.sadak Par Goliyan Chal Rahi Hai. Tablets Are Walking On The Road.
Santa: banta bhai aaj hum log tab tak piyenge jab tak samne vale ped 3 ke 6 nahi dikhte??
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Waiter: bus karo saloo samne 1 hi ped hain..
ab kya pura jungle banaoge:D
Biwi, Ek Dum Khush Hoke:
"Kya Baat Hai Jee, Aaj To Meri Photo-Pe-Photo
kheenche Ja RaheHo?
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Santa: Kuchh Nahi Pagli, Aaj Mere Sarr pe Wild
Life
Photography ka Bhoot Sawaar Hai..
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later
Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ?
Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi,
Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai "I love u 2"
Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai...........very funny