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  • Santa-Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane He, Mobile Shop Wala- Memory Card He Kya? Santa-Nahi Memory Card Nahi He "RASAN CARD" Chalega?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Oxford University Me Professor Tha.. Wah Wah Santa Oxford University Me Professor Tha.. Niche Kya Dhund Rahe Ho Joke To Upar Tha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Police Se: Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!? Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa- Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kr Dega Banta- Q? Santa- Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu :
    • 9 years ago



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  • 'SANTA class mei Gadha Lekr Aaya Tcher:- Issko class me kyu Laye Ho. SANTA:- Sir Aapne hi kaha Tha, ki Aapne kyi Gadho ko Insaan bnaya hai. Ab Banao....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Walking On Road. Samne Gobar Pada Tha! . Santa Ne Jhuk Kr Ungli Dal Kr Taste Kia Aur Bola . Oh! Ye To Gobar h,Shukr h Mera Pair Nai Pada
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Library Ja Kar Puchta Hai:"Suicide Karne Ke Tarike ka Book Hai Kya.. ?? . . . . . . . Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ke Dekha Aur Puchha:"Wapas Karne Kon Aayega..:p :D :O :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:Babaji mujhe koi aisa kam batao jisme log apna kaam khud kare or paise mujhe de. Babaji:Tum sulabh shauchalay main naukari kar lo
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl! The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!! Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Chal Race Lagte Hai Jo Haara Wo 1000 Rs. Dega.. Banta: Thik Hai Par Mujhe Raasta Nhi Pata, Santa: Bas Tu Mere Piche Piche Rehna. Banta: Thanks Yaar Ur My Best Fend...!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta Bhaaga-Bhaaga Santa Ke Ghar Aaya Aur Khushi Se Bola. Banta: “Oye Santa, Aaj TV Pe Rakhi Sawant, Apne 38-Inch Ke Balls Dikhane Wali Hai” Santa Udaas Hokar Bola: “Achha, Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga” Banta: “Kyu?” Santa: “Mera TV To Sirf 21-Inch Ka Hai?“
    • 9 years ago



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  • Salesman-Which Soap U Use? Santa-BABA'S Soap, BABA'S Paste, BABA'S Brush. Salsman-Is BABA'S A INTRNATIONAL Company? Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ke Lips Jale Hue Thay! Banta: Kaise Jale.? Santa: Wife Ko Railway Station Drop Karne Gaya Tha..! Banta: To.? Santa: Khusi Ke Mare, Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya.!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Went To Interview For FBI Agent. Interviewer: “Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?” Santa: “Thanks For Giving The Job Sir, I Would Immediately Start Investigation.“ -
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Daru Pee Ke Tala Kholne Laga, Hath Kanpne Ki Vajah Se Tala Nahi Khula, Banta- Mai Khol Du, Santa- Mai Khol Lunga, Tu Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala Bahut Hil Raha Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Train me Warning likhi thi "Bina Ticket wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar." . Santa : Waah! Aur Jo Ticket lekar Yaatra kar rahe hain Wo sab saale bewkuf hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala. . .raj
    • 9 years ago



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  • History ke teacher ne pucha kalidas ka ek bhai jhuta banata tha. Uska naam kya tha? Santa ne bahut socha aur jawab me bola Adidas
    • 9 years ago



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