Santa Banta Jokes

Police:- "Humey pakki Khabar mili hai ki aapke Ghar mein visphotak samagri hai..!!" Santa~ "Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maikey gayi hai..!!"

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Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha. Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya? Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.

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Snta Ko 1 Road Accident K Jurm Me Girftaar Kar Liya Jata Hai. Judge- Ye Acident Ki Ghatna Kese Ghati? Snta- Sir Mai Kuch Nhi Janta Mein To So Rha Tha.

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संता - क्या दारू पीने से खांसी जाती है ? बंता - क्यूँ नहीं जायेगी ? जब मेरा घर, खेत, बैंक बैलेंस सब चलागया तो तेरी खांसी क्या चीज़ है ?

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Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up? Banta: All False. Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination

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Santa:- Ager "Bivi Ko "Bhootni Lipat Jaye, To Tu Kya Karega ? . . Banta:- Mujhe"Kya Karna ! Ye Do "Behno"Ka" Aapsi "Mamla" hai.:-

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Ek Bar Santa Ka Interview Tha To Us Pucha Gaya K Duniya Ki Eaisi Konsi Wife H Jisko Ye Pata Hota H K Uska Husband Kaha H To Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag Lagaya Aur Bola Vidhva Aurat. by nadeem

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Banta: Agar Aapko Grmi Lage To, Ap Kya Krte Ho? Santa: Cooler K Samne Baith Jata Hu Banta: Phir Bhi Grmi Lage To? Santa: To Cooler On Kar Leta Hu.

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Santa Kutte Ki Poonch Pipe Mein Dal Raha Thha, Banta: "Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti" Santa: "Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon".

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Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha! Wife Romantic Hokar: Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya? Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola: Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!!

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अगर आपकी बीवी को भूत पकड़ ले, तो आप क्या करोगे..? :disappointed_relieved:
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Santa:- मैंने क्या करना है ?:smirk:... .. गलती भूत की है, खुद भुगतेगा.:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya Sab darwaze Khirkiyan Band kardi Light off kar ke Uske pass aaya Aur bola: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Ye Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai

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2 Dost Salo K Bad Mile Pata Chala Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gayi Hai Santa - Kaisi Hai Tumhari Biwi ? Banta- Swarg Ki Apsra Hai Aur Teri? Santa- Meri To Abhi Jinda Hai.

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Army training k dauran 1 officer ne Santa se pucha :- yeh hath me kya hai ? Santa :- Sir yeh banduk hai. Officer :- yeh banduk nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai, tumhari Ma hai Maa !!!! then officer to another sipahi ( Banta ):- yeh tumhare haath me kya hai ? Banta :- sir, yeh Santa k Ma hai or hamari Aunty hai Aunty.......:-D chetan

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santa Juice ki Dukan par.. santa :-"Papa Kya koi aisi ulti Machine nahi hai , Jisme Juice dalo to Fal nikle?" . . . . . Papa- Hai na Beta, Tu Usi ka to Fal hai.. Jo smjha maro like vrna pogo dekho.. :P

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Ek Grahak Apni Plate Mein Jhankta Hua,
Bola- Yeh Kya H?
Mujhe To Tari Hi Tari Dikhayi De Rahi H,
Isme To Meet Bilkul Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha.
Waiter: Hoga Shahb Dekho To.
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Grahak: Kya Khak Hoga, Ise To Tum Mangalwar Ko Kisi Pandit Ji Ko Bhi Khilao To Unka Bhi Dharmbrasht Nahi Hoga.
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Santa dials a number a girl receives tha call. Santa: who r u...? Girl: seeta here. Santa: sorry madam.. Maine to chandigrh phone kiya tha galte se ayodhya lag gya!

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Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya.. Banta: Kitne Run Banaye? Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya. Banta: Shit Yaar so close!

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Santa_ne cafe me Ldki_se I LUV U kaha Ldki ne Mara Chata Or_Boli kya bola Tu SNTA- ROTE HUE Jab_suna hi nhi tune to Chata Q Mara.

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Santa apni Biwi Ko Maar Raha Tha... Ek aadmi Ne Pocha Kyu Maar Rahe Ho..? Santa: Doctor Ne Kaha Hai . Isko Dawai Koot Ke Deni Hai.. Waris ali*

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