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  • Santa:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.. . . . . Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ?? . . . . . . . . . Santa:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi...:( :p :O :/
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA OR RAILAY TT. Train chali santa ek dibbe mein chad gaya. TT. Bola- najar nahi aata ye ladig dibba hai. SANTA- Sorry ji muje laga aap mard ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Taxi Wala: Sir Sorry Main Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya. Santa: Oye Paji Koi Gal Nahi Main Bhi Apna Batwa Ghar Bhul Gaya Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Teacher Ko Susu Ke Naam Se Sakht Nafrat Thi. . Teacher Ne Students Se Kaha Jab Susu Aaye To Bolna :- Aap Aaya Hai. . . Ek Din Santa singh Ko POTTY AaRahi Thi aur Wo Buri Buri Shakle Bana Raha Tha . Teacher :- Aap Aaya Hai ? . . . Santa:- Nahi, Aap Ka Baap Aaya Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • latest sms jokes ‚‚ BANTA-tera history da paper kaisa hua ? SANTA-’bhout bura’, Saalo ne mere birth se B phale K question puch rakhe the.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता: बचपन में अगर माँ की बात सुन ली होती तोआज ये दिन न देखना पड़ता! बंता: माँ क्या कहती थी? संता: जब बात ही नहीं सुनी तो क्या पता, क्या कहती थी…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aniversary Par Santa Gulab Ka Phool Lekar Aaya... . Patni:- Mujhe Ye Nahi, Ko Sone Ki Cheez Do... . Santa:- Ye Le Takiya Aur So Ja.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Wife To Santa- Aaj Se+ Ka Mann Kr Rha H. Santa- Jaan Aaj Nhi Kal Krenge. Wife- Aaj Q Ni Janu. Santa- Jaan Aaj C0nd*m Lana Bhul Gya. Wife- Teri To Roz Ki Magaj Mari H, Lamination Q Ni Krwa Leta Saale.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje Santa: Nahi Girl: Q Nahi? Santa: Bade-Budhe Kah Gae He Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha. Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He?? Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa 500 Ke Note Pe Likha Number Dial Kar Rha Tha, Banta: Ye Tum Kya Kar Rhe Ho..? Santa: Yaar Main Dekh Rha Hoon Gandhi Ji To Chale Gye Par Unka Mobile Kise Ke Paas Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady. Santa:I have seen u some where. Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Patni Apne Kisi Chahne Wale Ke Sath Ghar Mein Maujh Masti Kar Rahi Thi,
    Jab Uska Pati Ghar Par Nahi Tha. Achanak Uska Pati Ghar Aa Gaya.
    Uski Patni Uss Aadmi Ke Upar Leti Hui Thi.
    Ye Dekh Wo San Reh Gya. Wo Kuch Bolta Usse Pehle Hu Uski Biwi.
    Hadd H Aap Ki Bhi. Kabhi To Haste –Muskurate Raha Karo.
    :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sign of Changing Times: Santa to Pappu: Son, Success is when Signature turns into Autograph. Pappu: No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa was kissing A Blank Paper, Banta: ye kya hai? Santa: meri Girl Friend ka love letter. Banta: but ye to khaali hai, Santa: Aaj kal bol-chal bnd hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher- Agar Duniya Ki Sari Ladkiyo Ka Chehra Ek Jaisa Hota To Kya Hota? . . . . . . Santa- Hona Kya Tha Sir, Gas Cyilinder Ki Tarah Aaj Iske Ghar, Kal Uske Ghar ..
    • 10 years ago



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