Santa Banta Jokes

santa standing on platform, studdenly jumps or railway track. man- marega kya? santa- saale marega to tu, suna nahi train platform pe aa rahi h.

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संता का 60वां जन्मदिन था
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बंता - ये केक :birthday: पर बल्ब :bulb: क्यों लगाया है :flushed: :flushed:
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संता - 60 मोमबत्तियां लगाने मे मुश्किल हो रही थी
इस लिये 60 वाट का बल्ब :bulb: लगा दिया:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smile::joy::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk… ? Santa: It’s Too Dangerous To Drive On Street Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz

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Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota? Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar, Hume Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta.

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Santa Jungle Se Gujar Raha Tha, 1 Ajgar Ko Ped Par Latakte Hue Dekha To, Santa Bola: Is Tarah Latakne Se Height Nahi Badhegi Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye. by@ kabir

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Santa public toilet gya or 1 ghante ke bad nikla Bahar baitha jmidar bola- 20rs. Santa- sale toilet main baitha tha "Cyber cafe" main nahi

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Jaj-Suna h pichale 10 sal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rkha h Snta-Pr Janab Jaj:Safai ki jrurat nhi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

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‚ New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚ Santa Date pe Gya, After dinner Ahista se bola Main kuch kehna chahta hu ,tm Naraz to nhi hogi? Girl shrma k-Nhi ap Kaho na Santa-Bill adha-2 kr le.

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Santa: Apni Biwi Se Santo Jo Tu Padh Rahi H Na Wo Newspaper Ulta H. Santo: Santa Ji Kisne Kaha Mein Padh Rahi Hu Mein To Sirf Photo Dekh Rahi Hu

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Banta Apne GF se….. ! ! Banta: Can I kiss you? GF: NO ! ! Banta: Plzzzzz…. GF: Ok but don’t tell Anybody ! ! ! Santa: Ooooo, Fir kya fayda. tuhi rakhle nai chahiye..:D

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Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped- paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

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SANTA: Rasgulle hai? DUKANDAAR: Nahi,! SANTA: Dekh lunga. DUKANDAAR (Gusse me(: Kya dekh loge? SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!

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Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai Batao Main Kya Karun? Banta: Karna Kya Hai, 2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le. #BARARBOYS

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Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

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Santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues I almost got caught bunking?

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Santa- Kal me film dekh Aya, film achi thi par film ka naam bada ajib tha Frnd-Kya naam tha Snta- Badi Gaand Frnd- abe vo badi gaand nhi"BODYGUARD" hai.

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Snta:- Ye Thums Up Walo Ne Paresaan Kr Rkhhaa H..,, Bnta:- Q..??? Snta:- Yar BV Roz Raat Ko Thodi Si Pila K Zid Krti H CHALO AAJ KUCH TUFAANI KRTE H...

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Santa Dials a Number.. A girl received Santa: Hello Kaun? Girl: Main Seeta Santa: O teri!! Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya.. Sorry “MAATE”..!!

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Santa Sitting On Roadside, Banta Asks Y R U Wasting Time? Santa:Im Taking Revenge. Banta:How? Santa:Waqt Ne Mujhe Barbad Kia He,Ab Mein Waqt Brbad Kar Raha Hu…

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Banta road se gujar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya or jor se chillaya.... Kamine poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

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