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  • Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta k ghar shadi k 20 saal bad bachcha hua, Wo udas ho gya, santa: Yar udas kyu ho? Banta: 20 saal bad bachcha hua wo bhi,CHHOTA SA.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 wari santa di wife nu nyana hon wala sega. santa apni wife nu lai k hospital gya te utthe ja k nurse nu boleya. santa to nurse: je munda hoya ta kahi PASS, je kudi hoyi ta FAIL. Opration to bad Nurse:santa ji twadi CMPARTMNT aayi aa.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya. Cashier- Tumhare Note nakli hai. Santa- Tujhe kya farak padata hai? Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!=D =))
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता: ट्रेन में रात भर नींद नहीं आई. ऊपर की सीट मिली थी गर्मी बहुत थी. बंता:तो किसी से सीट बदल लेते. संता:यार, किससे बदलता. नीचे की सीट पर कोई आया ही नहीं.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Din Santa Raste me Sandas Kar Raha tha.... Tab Achanak Waha par police aajati hai aur Santa ko pakad ke le ja raha tha.... Tab santa bola ki saab sabut to uthalo... Hahahahahahah.. Santa r0ck Police Sock
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ghar Mein Kaam Kar Rahe Bijli Wale Ko.
    Mein Tumhe Pehle Samjha Rahi Hu.
    Ek Ghante Mein Mera Pati Ghar Aa Jayega.
    Lekin Madam: Mein To Kuch Bhi Nahi Kar Raha Hu, Aadmi Ghabrakar Bola.
    Esliye To Tumhe Bata Rai Ho.
    :heart::heart::heartpulse::heart::heart:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Kisi Ladki Ke Ghar Rista Le Kar Gaya Ladki Ke Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti Abhi Padh Rahi H. Santa: Koi Baat Nahi Hum 1 Ghante Baad Aa Jayenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti ho! Girl: Mere dad Chinese the. Santa: Wo kaha hai! Girl: Mar gaye. Santa: Oh! Aakhir China ka maal tha, chalta bhi kitna!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Do Ladkio Ki Aapas Mein Baat Chit. Pehli : Mein Tumhari Tarah Apne Pati Mein Kabhi Burai Nahi Dhundti. Dusri : Ha Jab Burayi Saaf Najar Aati Ho To Dhundne Ka Kya Faida.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa To Banta.. Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod Diya.. . . Banta-: Kyu..?? Kya Kaha Unhone..? . . . Santa-: Unhone Kaha . . . . . . Mungfali Me Dana Nahi, Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahutsari baten chupata h.... Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h... Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat. Banta: nahi chupai yar... Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h... Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kyabaat chupai h. Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hili to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h... like to karo dosto
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.. . . Aadhe raste jakar Santa rocket se kood gaya or chillaya…… . . kamino aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi…… :p -
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ke Jale Huwe Lips the. KisiNe Pucha Kaise Jale Santa:Wife Ko Station drop krne Gya Tha, Khushi K Mare Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Meri Biwi Itna Mazaq karti he kya batau DOST:Kaise? Santa:Kal maine Uski Ankhon par hath Rakh K bola"main Kon?"To wo boli "DODH WALA"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Sham Ko Ghar aaya aur Sochne Laga Ki aaj Kya Khas Karna Tha Sochta Raha Sochta Raha - Bahut Socha Raat Ke 3 Baje Yaad aaya Ki aaj Jaldi Sona Tha Waris ali*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne ek ladki se "I Love you" kaha..... Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola? . . To Santa rote huye bola: . Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara? Sagarr Se7en575
    • 10 years ago



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