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  • Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye. Sales man: plain main dikhau. Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • अगर आपकी बीवी को भूत पकड़ ले, तो आप क्या करोगे..? :disappointed_relieved:
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    Santa:- मैंने क्या करना है ?:smirk:... .. गलती भूत की है, खुद भुगतेगा.:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS - Jokes SMS - Hindi Jokes , Santa Banta Jokes
  • Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta. GF - Kyon! Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain. GF - Kaun hai! Santa - Meri bibi aur baache.
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa banta were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc. Doc: wht happened? Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa was smoking in front of his father. His friend- Oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai? Santa- Baapu hai, koi petrol pump thodi na hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Ye Chaku Kyu Ubaal Rahe Ho.? Santa: Suicide Karne Ke Liye! Banta: To Fir Ubaalne Ki Kya Zarurat Hai.? Santa: Kahi Infection Na Ho Jaye!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Har Sunday Ko Holi Kehleta Tha. Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ne Santa Se Pucha, Tum Har Sunday Ko Holi Kyun Khelte Ho? Santa - Maine Kahin Padha Tha Ki, "Sunday Is A Holi Day"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Shaadi Ke Liye Ladki Ke Baap Ne Santa Se Puchha. Baap: “Akal Badi Ya Bhains?” Santa Ne Bohat Der Sochha Aur Phir Jawab Diya. Santa: “Tumne Mujhe Paagal Samjha Hai?, Date Of Birth To Batayi Hi Nahi“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne underwear dho k padosan ki salwar k pass sukhne dal di Aur aawaz di- Bhabhi jab tum salwar utaro mujhe awaz de dena. Main bhi underwear utaar lunga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa ki wife ne sms kiya ki ghar kab aa rahe hoo?? zwab main santa ne sms kiya ki 20-25 min main....or zyada late hoo jaye toh sms fir se padh lena......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai Batao Main Kya Karun? Banta: Karna Kya Hai, 2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le.
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, khol k dekha to under CHHUHA mra hua tha, dekh k santa bola:AE lo,chalega kaise. SINGER to mar gaya. .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: mere paas.. gadi he, bangla he, bank balance he,sab he.. kya hai tumhare paas? . . Banta: Mere paas un sab ki Duplicate chaavi hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:ek baat bata yaar, suraj raat Q Nahi nikalta. Banta:abe gadhe! Niklega bhi to andhere me tere ko kya tere baap ko bhi nazar nahi aayega??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Suna h is ghar me bhoot- pret rhte h? Santa: Pata ni, me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi Aayi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai. Servicing Man: Memory card hai? Santa: Nahi! Rashan Card chalega kya?
    • 10 years ago



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