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  • Santa Ne Evrest Pe Dekha Waha Pe 1 Baba GUTKA Ragad Raha Tha Santa-Baba Ye Kya Hai? Baba-Masala Santa-Oh To EVREST MASALA Aap Hi Bnate Ho?
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Give Me An Idea To Become Poor Banta: Make A Hindi Film With Himesh As Hero .. Santa: I Asked Idea To Become Poor Not A Beggar .. ;->
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa,his wife with son and daugher went to a party.. he introduced his family to his friends saying.." I am Santa.. and this is Santnee this is my kid and that is my kidney!!"
  • 10 years ago



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  • 'SANTA class mei Gadha Lekr Aaya Tcher:- Issko class me kyu Laye Ho. SANTA:- Sir Aapne hi kaha Tha, ki Aapne kyi Gadho ko Insaan bnaya hai. Ab Banao....
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Oxford University Me Professor Tha.. Wah Wah Santa Oxford University Me Professor Tha.. Niche Kya Dhund Rahe Ho Joke To Upar Tha
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Jab mai mar jaun to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana. Banta: Kyun??? Santa: Yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain. K.k
  • 10 years ago



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  • Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Santa-"Chidiya Bankar." Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!" Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!"
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U Ab Tum Muje Bolo Girl:Me Abi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai H thoko like
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha, Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala ! . . Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!? . . . . Santa:- B.C A Final Year.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Police Se: Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!? Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Wife Apne Pati Se Pareshan Ho Kar, Swami Lunnacharya Ke Pass Gayi. Santa’s Wife: “Swami Ji, Mere Pati Roz Aadhi Raat Ko, Ghar Se Chale Jate Hai. Swami Ji: Isse Mein Aap Ki Samsya Samju, Ya Mere Liye Aap Ka Invitation?
  • 10 years ago



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  • :smile::smile: संता: डाक्टर साहब मैं चश्मा लगाकर पढ़ तो सकूंगा न?

    डाक्टर: हाँ हाँ बिल्कुल।


    संता: थैन्क यू डाक्टर साहब आपने अनपढ़ आदमी की जिंदगी बना दी।:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses:
  • 9 years ago



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  • संता: मैं दुनियां के सारे अस्पतालों में हो कर आ चूका हूँ। बंता: नहीं, तुम अभी तक एक अस्पताल में हो कर नहीं आए होगे। संता: हो ही नहीं सकता, तुम उस अस्पताल का नाम बताओ। बंता: जनाना अस्पताल। संता: अरे यार, वहाँ तो मैं पैदा ही हुआ था।
  • 10 years ago



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  • History ke teacher ne puchha-Kalidas ka 1 Bhai jute banata tha, Uska naam kya tha? SANTA ne socha Bahut socha phir jawab diya- . Addidas.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Santa Ka Dost Musibat Mein Tha Wo Santa Se Ye Baat Share Karte Hue Kahta Hai. Dost Bola: “Yaar Musibat Ke Waqt Gadhe Ko Bhi Baap Banana Padta Hai” Santa: “Wah Yaar Badi Himmat Hai Jo Teri Mummy Maan Bhi Jati Hai“
  • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
  • 10 years ago



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  • Daku Bank Lutne Gaye.. Gun Ghar Me He Bhul Gaye Fir Bhi Bank Lut Lia Kaise? Bank Manager Santa Tha, Bola: Koi Baat Nai I Trust U, Gun Muje Kal Dikha Dena.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth Kaise Tut Gaye . Santa.: Wife Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya . Tha Wo Khaya Isliye. . Dr : To Halwa Khane Se Mana KarDete . Santa.:- Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Interviewer: Just Imagine, You Are In 8th Floor, It Caught Fire, How Will You Escape? Santa: Its Very Simple, I Will Stop My Imagination..!!
  • 10 years ago



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