Santa Banta Jokes

Snta Ko 1 Road Accident K Jurm Me Girftaar Kar Liya Jata Hai. Judge- Ye Acident Ki Ghatna Kese Ghati? Snta- Sir Mai Kuch Nhi Janta Mein To So Rha Tha.

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Santa Kari Chawal Kha Rha Tha, Ek Makkhi Us Par Baithne Lagi.. Santa Use Udate Hue Bola: Chal Pagli Ye Wo Nhi H Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai..

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santa: doc last night i had s** with a girl.. but today susu not coming..it has blocked.. . . . . Doctor aft checking: lofar remove the condom first.

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Santa: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko Dadhi- Mooch Nahi Aayi? Banta :Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hoon

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Santa And Banta Jungle Mein, Samne Aaya Sher… Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Mitti Phenki, Aur Bhaagne Lagaa Aur Santa Ko Bhi Bhaagne Ko Kahaa. Santa : Main Kyu Bhagu, Mitti To Tune Phenki Hai

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Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai. Santa : Par Janab Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

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Santa G Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Santa G Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se Bola, Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hay

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Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop. Santa Shouted:Oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega

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Santa: Kaam wali Shanti ko bulao...! . . . . . . . . . . . Wife: Kyun? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, . . . . . . Raat mein dawa khane ke baad Shanti ke saath so jaana..:P

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Santa was kissing A Blank Paper, Banta: ye kya hai? Santa: meri Girl Friend ka love letter. Banta: but ye to khaali hai, Santa: Aaj kal bol-chal bnd hai

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santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Santa bola: Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.

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santa banta were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

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santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala

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Santo :- Doctor:pill: Batate H Ki Pagalkhane Mein Aadmi Aurato Se 70% Jyada H.
Santa :- Par Doctor Ne Yeh Nahi Likha Hoga Ki Iska Shreh Kise Jata H.
:yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart:

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Santa- Aaj Kal Zyada Bachche Judwa Kyo Paida Hote Hai? Banta-desh Me Itna Aatankwaad Badh Gaya Hai Ke Bachche Akele Aane Se Darte Hai

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Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu.

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Santa: Phone Pe Itni Dhimi Aawaz Me Kisse Baat Kar Rahe Ho.? Banta: Bahan Hai. Santa: To Fir Itni Dhimi Aawaz Me Kish Liye.? Banta: Teri Hai.

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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? . . . . . . . O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

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Santa Translation: 1. Main aam Admi nahi hu – i am not a mango man. 2. Muje bhi English aati hai – English comes to me also.

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Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye.. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

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