Santa park me baitha tha.
Friend : Kya kar raha hai ?
Santa : Badla le Raha hu !
Frnd : Kaise?
Santar : Waqt Ne mujhe barbad kiya hai,
Ab me waqt barbad kar raha hu
Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!
Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he
SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya@Hushain2
:§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§::
Santa: maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha
DUKANDAR: to kya usme koi kharabi nikli
Santa:mahina ho gya muje khet me boye ab tak murgi nhi ugi
Santa Jaise He Offce Se Ghar Lota, Darling Rote Hue Boli Darling: “Aji Sunte Ho, Aj Ghar Mein 3 Daku Aaye The Aur Unone Meri Izzat Lut Li” Santa Guse Mein Akar Bola: “To Tune Unko Roka Kyu Nahi?” Darling Udas Hote Hue: “Bada Roka Tha Ji Unko, Par Vo Ruke Nahi, Bole Abhi Hume Jane Do, Hum Fir Dobara Aa Jayenge“
Santa aur Jeeto mai larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya
Santa raat ko phone pe: Khane mai kya hai?
Jeeto: Zehar
Husb: Mai dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana
Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal
Aaya.
Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai.
Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu.
Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me,
Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho
Jayenge.
पप्पू:-यार ! मैं जो भी काम शुरू करता हूं मेरी बीवी बीच में आ जाती है । संता:-तू ट्रक:truck: चला कर देख, शायद किस्मत साथ दे दे | :smiley::smiley::smiley:
Shersingh Ne Lala Dhaniram Ki Aur Apni Raifel Tante Hue Kaha- Khabardar!
Jo Ek Awaaj Bhi Nikli. Mein Tumhari Patni Ka Apharan Karke Le Jar Aha Hu.
Isne Jo Jewar Pehan Rakhe H, Usi Par Santosh Kar Lo Babu Ji.
Patni Ko Le Jakar Jab Tak Jinda Rahoge Pacthaoge.
Kyu Ye Deti Nahi H Kya : ?????? Khana
Ha Nahi Deti Jis Din Se Ise Iske Pita Ke Ghar Se Laya Hu,
Aaj 20 Saal Beet Gaye, Abhi Tak Pactha Raha Hu.