Santa Banta Jokes

Banta;"Santa Paji Mai Tumse Ek SawaL Pu6u.. Santa;"Pu6o Banta Paji.. Banta;-AkaL Badi Ya Bhais Badi. Santa;-Par Date Of Birth To Batao..

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Tchr-"Pooja Ne Ghass Khayi.." Iska Future Tense Batao? Snta-Bahut Der Sochne k Bad. Pooja KaL Dhoodh Degi.!

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Santa Banta Se, Santa: Mere Teen Bete Engineer Ban Gye Magr Ek Beta Daku Ban Gya, Banta: To Use Ghar Se Nikaal Do, Santa: Yehi To Problam Hai Kamakar To Whi Laa Rha Hai..!

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Snta: KushKhbri hai Meri Murgi ne Anda diya. Bnta:Toh Isme KhushKhbri wali kya Baat H.? Snta:Yeh KhusKhbri nhi h Toh Tu de k dikha.

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Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He. Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He! Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife

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डॉक्टर- आपकी एक किडनी फेल हो गयी है.. रामू- पहले तो बहुत रोया फिर आंसू पोछते हुए बोला कितने नंबर से।

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Malkin Ne Rajpal Yadav Se Kaha- Dekho Rajpal Jab Bhi Tumhe,
Kisi Room Mein Jana Ho To Pehle Darwaja Kharkata Liya Karo.
Kya Pata Mein Kiss Haal Mein Hu.
Rajpal: Mujhe Darwaja Khatkatane Ki Jarurat Nahi Hoti.
Mein Pehle Kahi Gharo Mein Kaam Kar Chukka Hu,
Eye Hol Se Sab Kuch Dekhkar Hi Ander Aata Hu.
:sunflower::sunflower::rose::rose::hibiscus::rose::rose::sunflower::sunflower:

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Santa 2 Banta: Yeh Doctor Log Operation Karne Se Pehle Patient Ko Behosh Kyun Karte Hai? Banta: Kahin Patient Khud Operation Karna Seekh Na Le Is Liye……

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Santa: meri biwi JAWAN hai.... Banta: toh BORDAR pe bhej de..

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Santa English K Paper Me Fail Ho Gaya Translation Ki Wajah Se.. 1.main Ek Aam Aadmi Hoon. - I M A Mango Man. 2.mujhe English Aati Hai. ... English Comes To Me. 3.mera Taluq Haripur Hazara Se Hai. I Blong 2 Greenpur Thousanda. 4.sadak Par Goliyan Chal Rahi Hai. Tablets Are Walking On The Road.

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Interviewer: Just Imagine, You Are In 8th Floor, It Caught Fire, How Will You Escape? Santa: Its Very Simple, I Will Stop My Imagination..!!

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Santa=Mene Apne Bete Ka Naam America Rkha He. Banta=Q.? Santa=Q Ki Me Duniya Ko Batana Chahta Hu Ki Me America Ka Baap Hu.

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Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola? To Santa rote hue bola: Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?

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Santa: Apne Sath Ek Ladki Ko Lekar Jaa Raha Tha,
Raste Mein Banta Mila Ye Ladki Kaun H,
Santa: Meri Cousion H. Banta Ne Ghurte Hu Puche Cousion H.
Santa: Ku Ho Nahi Sakti Kya,
Banta: Kyu Nahi Ho Sakti Thode Din Pehle Meri Bhi Cousion Hi Thi.
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:

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Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Santa-"Chidiya Bankar." Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!" Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!"

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Santa ki tapasya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole - 'VAR MANGO VATS' Santa - prabhu ! Jaisa aap soch rhe hai me vaisa nhi hu... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE :-

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The Most Romantic Lines Main Kho Gaya Hu Tumhare Pyar Me Tum Bhi Kho Jao…. Santa Translated In English It Becomes: I M Lost In Ur Love, U Also Get Lost..

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Santa Uth uth bhukamp aa raha hai... Banta Soja soja makan girega to Makan malik ka girega Apne baap ka kya jata hai..

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Santa everest pr gya waha 1 baba pahle se baitha tambaku ragad raha tha santa-baba ye kya hai baba-masala Santa- Oh O to Evrest Masala ap hi bnate ho

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Santa Kutte Ki Poonch Pipe Mein Dal Raha Thha, Banta: "Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti" Santa: "Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon".

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