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  • Santa ki beti: papa kal apke ghar se 1 mbr kum ho jaega,n xt day santa ki beti bhag jati h. Santa:ladki ne kaam to galat kiya pr thi wo jyotish
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक दिन संता को अनजान नंबर से फोन आया. फोन पर लड़की थी. लडकी:हेलो, आप कुंवारे हैं ? संता:नहीं, लेकिन आप कौन बोल रही हैं ? लड़की: मैं तुम्हारी बीवी बोल रही हूं. आज घर आना तो बताऊंगी . (थोड़ी देर बाद संता को फिर एक अनजाने नंबर से फोन आया. फिर से एक लड़की ही थी) लड़की:क्या आप शादीशुदा हैं ? संता:हां, लेकिन तुम कौन ? लड़की:तुम्हारी गर्लफ्रेंड, धोखेबाज! संता:सॉरी बेबी, मुझे लगा मेरी बीवी हैं . लड़की:बीवी ही हूं. आज बस तुम घर आओ, फिर बताती हूं .
    • 10 years ago



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  • RAILWAY INTERVIEW ———————— Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek hi line pe aa gayi to kya karoge? Santa:- Ji,, red light dikhaunga.. Interviewer:- Red light na ho to? Santa:- Torch dikhaunga.. Interviewer:- Torch na ho to? Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga. Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na hui to? Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga. Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun? Santa:- Ji, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi.. .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta:how did u got a new car? Santa:A girl drove me to a beach, took her cloth & and said: take what do u want & i took car banta: good yaar kapde ki karne si.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa - Yaar Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Keel Chahiye Computer Ke Liye. Sales Man - But Computer Me Inka Kya Kaam? Santa- Oye Yaar Mujhe Computer Me Windows Xp Install Karani Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Grahak Apni Plate Mein Jhankta Hua,
    Bola- Yeh Kya H?
    Mujhe To Tari Hi Tari Dikhayi De Rahi H,
    Isme To Meet Bilkul Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha.
    Waiter: Hoga Shahb Dekho To.
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    Grahak: Kya Khak Hoga, Ise To Tum Mangalwar Ko Kisi Pandit Ji Ko Bhi Khilao To Unka Bhi Dharmbrasht Nahi Hoga.
    :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 Boys proposing to 3 Girls 1= Tu meri Laila, te main tera Majnu. 2= Main tera Ranja, te tu meri Heer. 3= (SANTA) Tu meri Zaara, te main tera VEER....!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Samose Ke Andar Ka Aalu Kha Raha Tha, Banta: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho.? Santa: Doctor Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana Khane ko Mana Kiya Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Kaam wali Shanti ko bulao...! . . . . . . . . . . . Wife: Kyun? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, . . . . . . Raat mein dawa khane ke baad Shanti ke saath so jaana..:P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa in computer exam... . Examiner: "What is Microsoft Excel?" . Santa:"It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Radio Lekar Khet Me Potti Karne Gaya. Banta: Aaj To Maje Se Ki Hogi? Santa: Khak Maje Se Ki, Radio Pe Jan- Gan-Man Aa Gaya. Khade Khade Karni Padi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता (बंता से)- आज मैंने अपनी बीवी को वाचमैन के साथ पिक्चर देखने जाते हुए देखा! बंता (संता से)- तुम उनके पीछे नहीं गए? संता- नहीं यार, दरअसल वो पिक्चर मेरी देखी हुई थी!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jung Main Santa Ne Bullet Proof Jacket Ki Jagah Machrdani Pehani. Banta-aisa Kyu? Santa-jisme Machar Nahi Ghus Sakta Usme Goli Kaise Gusegi Yaar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA NE BANTA SE KAHA KI AAJ SCHOOL ME LOVE DAY HE. BANTA TO LADKIYA HATHO ME RAKHI KAYO BANDH RAHI HE. SANTA ARE YAR YE RAKHI BANKAR APNA PYAR KAR RAHI HE.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life." . Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ? . Santa: My wifes first husband.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Phone pe itni dheemi aawaz me Kis se baat kar raha hai? Banta: Behen hai ! Santa: To phir itni Dheemi aawaz me kis liye? Banta: Teri hai is liye!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher-santa,agar samundar me nimbu kaa ped ho to nimbu kaise todoge. santa-chidiya bankar. Teacher-insaan ko chidiya tumhara baap banayga? Santa-samundar me ped aapka baap banayga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa cigarate piche chupakar bola bata mere hath me kya hai? Banta: Rail gadi Santa: Tujhe kaise pata Banta: Mene Dhuan nikalte dekha tha.!
    • 10 years ago



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