Santa Banta Jokes

Santa ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.. . . Aadhe raste jakar Santa rocket se kood gaya or chillaya...... . . kamino aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi......

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Santa Electric Shop Pe Gaya Aur Dukandar Se Bola Santa: Ek Kala Bulb Dena Dukandar: Bhai Sahab, Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge? Santa: Yaar, Dopaher Ko Andhera Karke Sone Ka Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai.

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Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai? Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.

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Santa office ja raha tha, Patni pyaar se boli:- See u in the evening. Santa gusse se:- Dhamki kise de rahi h, main bhi tujhe dekh loonga.

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Santa ? Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di? Banta ? Yaar ye mobile bhi na! Santa ? Kya hua? Banta - Tune - IDEA - ka ad nahi dekha - WALK when u TALK?

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Ek baar ek dukan me santa - pen h pen ? Dukandar - nhi ! 2 min. Baad .. Santa - pen h pen ? Dukandar (gusse me) - nhi .... Santa thodi der me waps ata h - pen h pen ? Dukandar - nhi h .. Or ab waps aaya to hathoda marunga tere sar pe. Santa kuch der me waps aaya. Santa - hathoda h hathoda ? dukandar - nhi .. Santa - to fir pen h pen.

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Santa.Auto Wale_Se-Kyu Bhai Hanuman Mandir Jaoge Auto Wala - Ha. Santa- To Phir Aate Samay Parsad lete Aana

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Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu.. Banta: Wo Kaise? Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!....

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Banta: Agar Aapko Grmi Lage To, Ap Kya Krte Ho? Santa: Cooler K Samne Baith Jata Hu Banta: Phir Bhi Grmi Lage To? Santa: To Cooler On Kar Leta Hu.

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Preeto: Mere Papa Jab Gaate The, To Panchi Niche Gir Jate Hai. Santa: Wo Muh Me Kartoos Bharkar Gana Gate The Kya?

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Dont kill me after reading this- Santa- Yar banta hamare beech kya relation hai ? Banta- Wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai ! Banta- kaise ? Santa- Kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to Pakauda BANTA hai

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Santa Ko piles Ho Gaya. Hakim: Marham Lagwane Roj Aana Padega. Hakim Ne Usko 4Din Marham Lgaya Aur Kaha: Ab Kafi Theek Ho, Baqi Biwi Se Lgwa Lena. Agle Din Preeto Marham Lgane Lagi To Usne Ek Haath Santa Ke Kandhe Pr Rakha, Aur Dusre Se Marham Lgane Lagi To Santa Ne Pucha: Tera Ek Haath Kandhe Pr Hai Dusra Kaha Hai? Preeto: "Us Se Marham Lga Rahi Hun. Santa Chonk Kr Bola: "Oh, Hakim Ki Behan Ka Thullu, Uske To Dono Haath Mere Kandhe Pr Hote The.!! :D

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Santa 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane K Baad Bola: Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Dio.. . Dukandar: Cheeni Kyu..??? . Santa: Soch Raha Hu, Khane K Baad Kuch Mitha Ho Jay

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Santa ke bete ka acident ho gaya Dr: Aapke bete k pair katne padenge.. Santa ne apna sir pakda. Dr: Kya hua Santa: Kal hi nalayak ko chapal dilai thi.

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Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.

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santa kisi ladki ke ghar rista le kar gaye ladki ke maa baap bole humari beti abhi padh rahi H. Santa koi baat nahi hum 1ghante baad aa jayenge...

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SANTA: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati hai BANTA: Kyu nai jayegi Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuch chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej hai

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Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahutsari baten chupata h.... Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h... Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat. Banta: nahi chupai yar... Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h... Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kyabaat chupai h. Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hili to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h... like to karo dosto

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santa: doc last night i had s** with a girl.. but today susu not coming..it has blocked.. . . . . Doctor aft checking: lofar remove the condom first.

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In Biology practical exam: Teacher: Is panchi k tange dekh k bataao ki iska naam kya hai.. Santa: Tange dekh k kaise bataao be..? Teacher: NAALAKYAK!! Tumher zero milta hai. Apna naam bataao.!! Santa: Ye le..meri taange dekh k likh le...:

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