Santa Banta Jokes

Teacher-santa,agar samundar me nimbu kaa ped ho to nimbu kaise todoge. santa-chidiya bankar. Teacher-insaan ko chidiya tumhara baap banayga? Santa-samundar me ped aapka baap banayga.

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Santa ne ~ F A M O U S ~ T A T T O O ~ S H O P ~ me Girlfriend ka naam apne haath par likhwaya "Latest Tattoo Designs" me. Ghar aane ke baad jor jor se rone laga, Banta: kyun rorahe ho? Santa: Abey, Girlfriend ki spelling galat ho gaye.

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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha,yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

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SANTA-Bhiga sa lagta h alam mujhe.. Bhigi si lagti hai subah mujhe.. Bhiga lag raha h saara jahan mujhe.. BANTA-uth saale, bistar par moot diya h.

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Santa 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane K Baad Bola: Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Dio.. . Dukandar: Cheeni Kyu..??? . Santa: Soch Raha Hu, Khane K Baad Kuch Mitha Ho Jay. Pappu

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SUHAGRAT Ko Santa DULHAN se:-Tum Itni SUNDAR ho, Mai Tumhe Kya Kahu Bahar Khada uska BAAP Bola:- BETA Ek baar"MAA" kah de Baaki Mai Dekh Lunga. Oh..

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Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone,Television, Tell-a-woman.

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Santa office ja raha tha, Patni pyaar se boli:- See u in the evening. Santa gusse se:- Dhamki kise de rahi h, main bhi tujhe dekh loonga.

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Santa Gusse Me:- Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken NaHi hai.? Waiter:Sahab, Gulab Jamun Me Kon Sa Gulab hota hai? Santa:Ha Yaar Sorry....

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बन्ता : क्या कर रहे हो ???

सन्ता : बदला ले रहा हूँ..??

बन्ता : किससे

सन्ता : वक़्त ने मुझे बर्बाद किया है . . .
मैं अब वक़्त बर्बाद कर रहा हूँ..

:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy::joy:

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Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya. Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi? Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi

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History Teacher: "Name some famous Indians who struggled against the British ?" Santa: "Tendulkar,Dravid,Laxman,Sehwag,Dhoni, Raina..." !!!

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Santa : "Ek Kilo Gaay Ka Dhoodh Dena." Banta : "Lekin Tumhara Bartan To Bahut Chhota Hai." Santa :"Theek He To Fir BAKRI Ka De de."

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संता (नौकर से) – ज़रा देख तो बाहर सूरज निकला या नहीं ?

नौकर – बाहर तो अँधेरा है !

संता – अरे तो टॉर्च जलाकर देख ले कामचोर !

:laughing::grin::smiley::grinning::laughing:

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ShAAdI Me JooTa ChUpaI Ke TiMe DuLhE Ki 1sT SaaLi BoLi :- MeIn ToH 1100 LuNgI. . . 2nd SaaLi :- MeIn ToH 2100 LuNgI. . . . PicHe Se . . SaNtA BoLa :- 2310 LeLo UsMe BlUeTooTh Or FM BhI He.

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Santa fell in love. Banta: dude wat did u see in her..? Santa: her left eye is so beautiful that even her right eye was looking at it!

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Chain msg by santa: Plz is msg ko itna fwd krain k Meri girlFrnd tk paunch jaye . . “Preeto Tune Sim Change Kr K acha nhi kiya”

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Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli

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Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha Tha. Santa: Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khat Likha Tha Ki Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana, Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi? Banta: Ohh Yaar, Par Mujhe Koi Khat Mila Hi Nahi. Santa: Mene Likha To Tha Ki Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor Aana.

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