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  • Mam- Aisi Chiz Ka Naam Batao Jo Ek Baar Upar Jaati Hai To Niche Nahi Aati Bahut Sochne Ke Baad Santa Bola- . . Miss, Insaan Ki Umar
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta- Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai. Aur Apka? Santa- Mera Mahine Baad Hota Hai, Kyuki Mujhe Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Tum bike itni tez q chala rahe ho ? Banta : Ye letter urgent dena hai Santa : Kaha ? Banta : Address padhne ka time nahi hai. Santa : Ok go fast...! Anur
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Din Santa Raste me Sandas Kar Raha tha.... Tab Achanak Waha par police aajati hai aur Santa ko pakad ke le ja raha tha.... Tab santa bola ki saab sabut to uthalo... Hahahahahahah.. Santa r0ck Police Sock
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:-Ek Bus Ke Piche Teji Se Baag Raha Tha Aakhir Mein Usne Bus Pakad Hi Li. Vo Driver Ke Pass Gaya Or Usko Bola – “Ye Bus Teri Ma Lagti Hai?” Driver Bola: “Nahi” Santa: “Behan Lagdi Hai?” Driver: “Nahi” Santa: “ Biwi?” Driver: “Nahi” Santa: “To Saale Fir Chadne Kyu Nahi Deta.“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha Police=kya Kar Rahe Ho ? Santa=abbu K Liye Dua, Police=ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai Santa=abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.........
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Shaadi Ke Liye Ladki Ke Baap Ne Santa Se Puchha. Baap: “Akal Badi Ya Bhains?” Santa Ne Bohat Der Sochha Aur Phir Jawab Diya. Santa: “Tumne Mujhe Paagal Samjha Hai?, Date Of Birth To Batayi Hi Nahi“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne Achanak Aankhe kholte hue kaha, Doctor sahib,kya mera Operation kamyab raha? . Sabar se kam lo beta,Mai Doctor nhi, "YAMRAJ" hun,,;->:-
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye. Haye haye main to 1100 lungi. Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi. Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Wife To Santa- Aaj Se+ Ka Mann Kr Rha H. Santa- Jaan Aaj Nhi Kal Krenge. Wife- Aaj Q Ni Janu. Santa- Jaan Aaj C0nd*m Lana Bhul Gya. Wife- Teri To Roz Ki Magaj Mari H, Lamination Q Ni Krwa Leta Saale.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha. Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi. Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi, mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa road per potty kar rha tha police ki gadi aayi or santa ko le jane lagi santa:are murkho prove to le chalo court me jawab kaise doge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati... Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya... . . Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney lagey... Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola... "kidhar..?? . . . . . . . . mai­ to biscuit lene aaya hu... yogiRaj
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa was smoking in front of his father. His friend- Oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai? Santa- Baapu hai, koi petrol pump thodi na hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta: KushKhbri hai Meri Murgi ne Anda diya. Bnta:Toh Isme KhushKhbri wali kya Baat H.? Snta:Yeh KhusKhbri nhi h Toh Tu de k dikha.
    • 10 years ago



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