Santa Banta Jokes

santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu? Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya. Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.

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Snta:dunia mai sab se dukhi aadmi kon hai? Banta:panipuri wala ! S:kaise? Banta:kyu ki ladki kuwari ho ya married "BHAIYA" hi bulati hai.

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बन्ता : क्या कर रहे हो ???

सन्ता : बदला ले रहा हूँ..??

बन्ता : किससे

सन्ता : वक़्त ने मुझे बर्बाद किया है . . .
मैं अब वक़्त बर्बाद कर रहा हूँ..

:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy::joy:

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Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai, Aur Kehta Hai. Santa: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai, Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha: Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Tha? Santa: Niimboo Pani Mein

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Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop. Santa Shouted:Oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega

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SaNTa:KyO Be KaHa Ja RaHa Hai BaNTa:YaR KaarKhane Ja RaHa Hu. SaNTa: AbE SaaLe ULLu BaNaTa Hai;>;> Itni BaDi CAR Tu KaiSe KhaYeGa::;)

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santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala

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SUHAGRAT Ko Santa DULHAN se:-Tum Itni SUNDAR ho, Mai Tumhe Kya Kahu Bahar Khada uska BAAP Bola:- BETA Ek baar"MAA" kah de Baaki Mai Dekh Lunga. Oh..

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Golden Words By Martin Luther King. If U Cant Fly, Run. If U Cant Run, Walk. If U Cant Walk, Crawl. But Keep Moving. Santa: Woh To Theek Hai, Par Jaana Kaha Hai ? Hahahaha

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2 Dost Salo K Bad Mile Pata Chala Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gayi Hai Santa - Kaisi Hai Tumhari Biwi ? Banta- Swarg Ki Apsra Hai Aur Teri? Santa- Meri To Abhi Jinda Hai.

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Santa - aj mera dost dudh pine se mar gaya Banta- kese Santa- vo dudh pi raha tha or bhes us per beth gayi

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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.

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santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula, banta- mai khol du, santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.

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Santa And Banta Jungle Mein, Samne Aaya Sher… Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Mitti Phenki, Aur Bhaagne Lagaa Aur Santa Ko Bhi Bhaagne Ko Kahaa. Santa : Main Kyu Bhagu, Mitti To Tune Phenki Hai

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Beta:Papa Madam Ne aj Ek Sawal Poocha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe malum Tha Sardar:Mera Shona Puttar, Sawal Kya Tha ??? Beta:Madam Ne Pucha, Black Board K Paas Potty Kisne Ki Hai

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Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya. Builder: Bahut achcha ho gya! Santa: Haan ji Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the Ab chhav rahegi

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Santa Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi. Doctor Bola: “ Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai ” Biwi: “ Hey Bhagwan… Doctor Sahab, Ek Phone Kar Loon? ” Doctor: “ Kyun ? ” Biwi: “ Unko Batana Hai Ke Potty Unke Tiffin Mein Chali GayiHai “

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Santa : Shadi shuda murgi jab mathe par sindoor lagati hai, usse kya kahte hai? Banta: Chicken Tikka

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santa di wife t.v te matchvekh rhi c. Santa tyar ho k romantic mood ch aa k apni wife nu bolya: m kiddan lgg rha ha. udo hi match ch dhoni ne chkka marya te snta di wife boli: CHAAKKKKKAAAAAA....

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Tantrik to santa: Beta tumhare ghar par chudail ka vaas hai.. Santa: Baba, main thappad maar dunga jo meri biwi ke baare me kuchh kaha to..

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