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  • Santa: Mery dada ny 1857 ke jang main dushman ki tangain kaat di thi. Banta: Gardanien q nai katin? Santa: Wo pehly he kati hui thin..
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  • Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:- ab bukhar ka kya haal hai? . Banta:-bukhar to toot gaya, per kamar me dard hai. . Santa:-ghabrayo mat bhagwan kare, vo bhi jald hi toot jaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues I almost got caught bunking?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gurdas Maan: Santa ji,aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega? Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Baar Santa kO Raste mE Patthar Mila UspE Likha Tha “Patthar kO Palat Lo Kch Ban Jaoge” Jaise Hi Usne Palta Dusri Taraf Likha Tha”Bewkuf Ban Gya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:- Ek Aadmi Ganja Hai Fir Bhi Saloon Jata Hai ? Banta:- Qu ? Santa:- Qu Ki, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Saloon Uska Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Married? Patient : No, car accident
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baccha Rote Hue Police Min Complain Likhwane Ke Liye Gaya. Police Wala: Kya Hua. Bacha: Meri Mummy Kho Gayi H. Police: Koi Baat Nahi Beta Ro Mat Chalo Apni Mummy Ke Pehchan Btao Bacha: Jo Unke Sath Ladka H Wo Mere Jaisa H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON”T CALL ME NOW.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa samose wale se: oye tumhare samose me se ladki ka baal nikla hai Somosa wala: Are 5 rupye me puri ladki niklagi kaya ??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai, Santa- Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Dials a Number.. A girl received Santa: Hello Kaun? Girl: Main Seeta Santa: O teri!! Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya.. Sorry “MAATE”..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya� Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha � BODY AAGAYI KYA?� Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi� Santa Bola � Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!�����
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane He, Mobile Shop Wala- Memory Card He Kya? Santa-Nahi Memory Card Nahi He "RASAN CARD" Chalega?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher to Santa: Name five animals that live in water? Santa; FROG. Teacher: Another four animals? Santa: Frog di Maa, odi Phen, oda Praa te oda pyo..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole: ‘VAR MANGO VATS’ Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu.. ‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa pe bijli ki taar gir gayi: Santa tadap tadap ke mrne hi wala tha. ki Use yaad aaya.. bijli to 2 din se bnd hai, wapas uth gaya or bola: Sala! dara diya..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Masterji : Kl School Kyu Nhi Aya.
    Pingu : Gir Gya Tha Or Lg Gayi.
    Masterji : Kaha Gire, Kaha Lagi?
    Pingu : Takiye Pe Gira Tha Aur ANKH Lg Gyi..
    • 10 years ago



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