Santa Banta Jokes

santa Juice ki Dukan par.. santa :-"Papa Kya koi aisi ulti Machine nahi hai , Jisme Juice dalo to Fal nikle?" . . . . . Papa- Hai na Beta, Tu Usi ka to Fal hai.. Jo smjha maro like vrna pogo dekho.. :P

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Santa English k paper me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se.. 1.Main ek aam aadmi hoon. - I m a mango man. 2.Mujhe English aati hai. ... English comes to me. 3.Mera taluq Haripur hazara se hai. I blong 2 greenpur thousanda. 4.Sadak par goliyan chal rahi hai. tablets r walking on d road.

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Santa: sister muje 1 bottle blood de do. Nurse: Blood group bolo. Santa: koi b chalega. Nurse: kaise chalega? Santa: Girl friend ko Love Letter likhna hai.

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Ek Truck Dusre Truck Ko Rassi Se Bandh Kar Le Ja Raha Tha Ye Dekh Kar Santa Hans-Hans Ke Lot-Pot Ho Gaya Aur Bola. Santa: “Ek Rassi Ko Le Jane K Liye 2-2 Truck“

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Banta: Tum Tenstion Me Kyu Hai.? Santa: Yaar Me Apni GF Ki Wajah Se Lakhpatti Ho Gya. Banta: To Is Me Tenstion Wali Kya Baat Hai.? Santa: Main PahLe Carod Pati Tha.

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Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

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SaNTa 2 a GirL- "KuTTa MaR GaYa RaJai Me, Mai PaGaL Hu TeRi JuDai Me.. * "HaaThi NaLi Me BeH NaHi SaKTa, Ye SaNTa TeRe BiNa ReH NaHi SaKTa

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Santa: oye banta machli khayega? Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain. Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

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Santa: standing on platform suddenly jumps on railway track. Man: marega kya? Santa: Saale marega to tu, suna nahi train platform pe aa rahi hai.

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Santa-Oye!what R U doing? Banta-Recording this baby’s voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this.

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Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.

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Police:- "Humey pakki Khabar mili hai ki aapke Ghar mein visphotak samagri hai..!!" Santa~ "Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maikey gayi hai..!!"

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Santa:- Nevi Me Job Nikali Hai karoge, Banta:- Ha-Ha Jarur Kaam Kya Karna Hai. Banta:- Jab Jahaj Bich Samandar Me Ruk Jaye To Tumhe Piche Se Dhakka Lagana Hoga.

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Tantrik Santa se- “Beta tumhare ghar par chudail ka vaas hai…” Santa- “Baba, main thappad maar dunga jo meri biwi

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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha,yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.

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Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha. . . . Mujrewali- Saheb, Humne Apko Khush Kiya ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do. . . . . . Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho, Mai Nachta Hu.=D/ :p

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Santa:- "agar Wo meri nahi huyi to mai use kisi or ki bhi nahi hone dunga!!" . . . . . Banta:- Aur agar teri ho gayi to sabki hone dega???

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Santa: Biwi Se Ladai Khatm Ho Gyi Kya? Banta: Haa, Ghutne Tek K Aayi Thi Mere Paas. Santa: Achha? Kaise? Bnta: Boli, Bed K Niche Se Niklo, Ab Nhi Marungi.

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Santa To Banta Hum Dono Me Kya Rishta He Bnta- Jo Besan Or PaKode Ka He Santa-Wo Kese Banta-QkI Jab Besan SANTA Hai Tabhi To PaKoda BANTA He.

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संता ने एयरलाइन के ऑफिस में फ़ोन किया..
रिसेप्शनिस्ट ने फ़ोन उठाया।
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संता: चंडीगढ़ से मुंबई तक कितनी देर का सफर है?
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रिसेप्शनिस्ट: एक मिनट सर।
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संता ने फ़ोन काट दिया और बड़बड़ाया..
“पी कर बैठी है, कमीनी।” :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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