Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: Yaar ye bata is duniya me kitne desh hai Banta: Are pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai Jiska naam india hai baki to sab videsh hai.

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Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki Talaashi Leni Hai, Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak Saamagri Hai..? Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai, Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!

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Santa to Banta: Yaar, Sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi kya karu! Santa: “Message sending fail” likh ke bhej de.

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Santa Electric Shop me: 2 pankhe dena 1 ladies or 1 Gents. Salesman: pankho me ladies or gents nhi hota. Santa: Saale kaise nhi hota 1 BAJAJ ka de or 1 USHA ka

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Santa:- santa ghar ka darwaja : Ukhadkar bazaar mai legaya. : Ek aadmi ne pucha:- : Kaha ja rehe ho,Darwaja bechna hai. : Santa:- nahi bhai Tala khulwana hai..

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Santa.Auto Wale_Se-Kyu Bhai Hanuman Mandir Jaoge Auto Wala - Ha. Santa- To Phir Aate Samay Parsad lete Aana.

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SANTA-Aaj Kal Tere Chehre Pe Kuch Jayada Hi Ronak Dikhai De Rahi Hai Teri Bimari Kaha Gayi..? banta-Ha,Aaj Kal Meri Bv Mayke Gayi Huyi He

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Girl to Santa tumhare bina mera Zee nahi lagta.. Santa: ZEE nahi lagta toh, SONY Ya STAR PLUS laga le..!! Ye ladkiya bhi na..

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संता अपने लिए लड़की देखने गया। लड़की के बाप ने पूछा- बेटा, शराब पीते हो? संता- शराब फिर कभी सही अभी तो सिर्फ चाय चलेगी !!!

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Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"

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MrSanta: Jeene k liye oxygen zaruri hai. iski khoj 1773 me hui . Santa: Thank God,mai pehle paida hota to mar hi jata

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SANTA:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya. BANTA:woh kaise? SANTA:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage kar li..

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Malkin Ne Rajpal Yadav Se Kaha- Dekho Rajpal Jab Bhi Tumhe,
Kisi Room Mein Jana Ho To Pehle Darwaja Kharkata Liya Karo.
Kya Pata Mein Kiss Haal Mein Hu.
Rajpal: Mujhe Darwaja Khatkatane Ki Jarurat Nahi Hoti.
Mein Pehle Kahi Gharo Mein Kaam Kar Chukka Hu,
Eye Hol Se Sab Kuch Dekhkar Hi Ander Aata Hu.
:sunflower::sunflower::rose::rose::hibiscus::rose::rose::sunflower::sunflower:

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45 Saal Ka Santa Ladki Dekhne Gaya, Ladki Ki Maa Behosh Ho Gayi, Hosh Aya To Pucha Kya Hua.? . . . Boli- 18 Saal Pehle Ye Muje Bhi Dekhne Aya Tha.:-

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Santa-Why Do U Prefer Prepaid Connection Over Postpaid Banta- Prepaid Me Bahut Faida Hai.. Isme Call K Baad Bill Badhne K Bajaye Kam Hoti.

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Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha! Wife Romantic Hokar: Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola: Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!!

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Santa: That girl is deaf Banta: How do you know? Santa: I said I love her, she said her chapels are new.

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Santa Toilet Gaya To Diwar Per Likha Tha, "Duniya Chaand Per Phuch Gai Hai, Aur Tum Yaha Baitho Ho?" Santa Ne Likh Diya, "Bas Ye Kerke, Me Bhi Jaa Rhaa Hun."

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santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu? Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya. Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.

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Santa Sending Msg to all Frnd "My Mob Num is change" Pehale Nokia6610 tha Now I Have N73 So Plz Call n sms me on My New Num thnks

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