Santa Banta Jokes

Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this ? Bant reply: Because married men are more obedient.

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Lucky: Yaar Mujhey Kuch Nahi Aata Tha, Main Paper Khali Chor Aya Hon. Banta: Main Bhi! Santa: Shit Yaar, Teacher Samjhe Gi Hum Ne Cheating Ki Hay.

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Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta? yeda: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho, Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta..

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Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya. Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya? Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai? Santa: 3 mahine. Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko? Santa: 3 mahine. Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua? Santa: 3 mahine baad. Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye? Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye! time ka pata hi nahi laga?

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Santa : jungle mein sher k baal lambey Q hote h. . Banta: Qki jungle mein nai nhi hote.

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Santa: Meri Billi Mar Gayi Banta: Kaise Mari Santa: Maine Use Nahala Diya Tha Banta- Nahalne Se Bhi Kahi Billi Marti Hai Kya Santa- Maine Nahalane K Bad Use Nichoda Bhi Tha

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SANTA: i love u ki hunda hai? ladki: main tumse pyar karti hu. santa: maine tumse english mein ek question kya puch liya aur tume mujh se pyar ho gya.

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Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha! Wife Romantic Hokar: Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya? Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola: Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!! By -nripendebnath

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Santa - My wife died yesterday.. Im trying to cry but tears are not come out, what to do? Banta - No Problem. Just Imagine she Came Back.

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Santa 5 Minute Ma Exam Paper Lakhi Bar Aavi Gayo. Banta- Shu Thyu Na Aavdyu Ke Shu? Santa- Na Evi Vat nathi, Mare Kal Na Paper Ni Taiyari Karvani Chhe.

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Teacher- itne din se kaha they. santa-sir birdflu tha. Teacher- ye bimaari to birds me hoti hai. Sta- saale tune insan hi kab samjha roz to murga bana deta hai.

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:: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi :: Santa2Banta: SANTA- maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !! Banta: Wo Kya? Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.

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Santa: Dr Mai Subah 9 Baje Utha hu to Mujhe Sans Lene me Taklif hoti h Dr- Beta Jaldi Utha kro Kyoki Sari Oxygen to Baba Ramdev aur unke Chele Khich Lete hai:)

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Teacher : Agr Koi Moti Ladki Palat K Waapis Aye Toh Is Sentence Ko English Me Kiya Kahenge ? . . . . . . . Santa : GOL MALL RETURNS.

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Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho, PHLWAN-kamse kam 10 Santa-bas,Tumse acha to mera murga hai, jo subah pure mohlle ko utha deta hai.

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Santa: kal rat mai bathroom gya, to dekha baha bhoOot tha.. . . . . . . Banta: fir kya huya? . . . . . . . . .Santa: hona kya tha, maine kaha k aap hi karlo bhoOot ji.. Mera to waise hi nikal gya hai aapko dekh k..

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Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li, Loan nahi chuka paya to bank wale car utha kar le gaye, . . Udas santa- . . . . . . . . . . pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan leke karta...!!

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Banta: Kya Hua" Ye Mitti Kyu Khod Raha Hai ? Santa: Dadi Ji Ne Bola Maine Unka Naam Mitti Mein Mila Diya, Wohi Dhund Raha Hoon Waris ali*

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Banta: Yeh “Automatically” kya hota hai? Santa: Oyee tujhe yeh bii nahi pata Jab auto mein koi ganjee ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI

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Santa-Lala ji, Dettol Soap hai..? Lala ji (dhoti mein se hath nikalte hue)- Hanji Hai..! Santa-Phir hath dho ker 1 Kg chawal de do...

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