Santa:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai..
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Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ??
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Santa:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi...:( :p :O :/
Ek Teacher Ko Susu Ke Naam Se Sakht Nafrat Thi.
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Teacher Ne Students Se Kaha
Jab Susu Aaye To
Bolna :- Aap Aaya Hai.
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Ek Din Santa singh Ko POTTY AaRahi Thi
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Wo Buri Buri Shakle Bana Raha Tha
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Teacher :- Aap Aaya Hai ?
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Santa:- Nahi,
Aap Ka Baap Aaya Hai.
Santa Ki Wife To Santa- Aaj Se+ Ka Mann Kr Rha H.
Santa- Jaan Aaj Nhi Kal Krenge.
Wife- Aaj Q Ni Janu.
Santa- Jaan Aaj C0nd*m Lana Bhul Gya.
Wife- Teri To Roz Ki Magaj Mari H,
Lamination Q Ni Krwa Leta Saale.
Santa 500 Ke Note Pe Likha Number
Dial Kar Rha Tha,
Banta: Ye Tum Kya Kar Rhe Ho..?
Santa: Yaar Main Dekh Rha Hoon
Gandhi Ji To Chale Gye Par
Unka Mobile Kise Ke Paas Hai!
Patni Apne Kisi Chahne Wale Ke Sath Ghar Mein Maujh Masti Kar Rahi Thi, Jab Uska Pati Ghar Par Nahi Tha. Achanak Uska Pati Ghar Aa Gaya. Uski Patni Uss Aadmi Ke Upar Leti Hui Thi. Ye Dekh Wo San Reh Gya. Wo Kuch Bolta Usse Pehle Hu Uski Biwi. Hadd H Aap Ki Bhi. Kabhi To Haste –Muskurate Raha Karo. :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
Sign of Changing Times:
Santa to Pappu: Son, Success is when Signature turns into Autograph.
Pappu:
No Dad, Success is when, Signature turns into Black Label!
Santa was kissing A Blank Paper,
Banta: ye kya hai?
Santa: meri Girl Friend ka love letter.
Banta: but ye to khaali hai,
Santa: Aaj kal bol-chal bnd hai
Teacher- Agar Duniya Ki
Sari Ladkiyo Ka Chehra
Ek Jaisa Hota To Kya Hota?
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Santa- Hona Kya Tha Sir,
Gas Cyilinder Ki Tarah
Aaj Iske Ghar,
Kal Uske Ghar ..