4 d first time introducing
intelligent santa..
Santa: ye kela kitne ka hain?
Salesman: Rs 1
Santa:60ps mein dega.
slsman:60ps mein sirf chilka
dunga.
Santa:le 40ps, kela de
Santa-banta ek dawat me gaye...
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Ek aadmi ne pucha : aap dono
kaun...???
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Santa : mai ladke walo ki taraf se...
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Banta : aur mai ladki walo ki
tarafse...
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Aadmi : kamino aj mere baap ki
13vi h yaha...
Santa Singh was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
He replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.”
The officer then asked, “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?”
The man replied, “Sir, that would be my wife.”
Aadmi Ne Bhagwan Se Pucha: Tumhe Aurat Ko Itna Najuk Kyu Bnaya?
Bhagwan: Taaki Tum Use Pyar Karo.
Aadmi: Aur Itna Aakrshak Ku Bnaya?
Bhagwan: Taaki Tum Use Pyar Kar Sako.
Aadmi: Magar Use Itna Bewkoof Ku Bnaya?
Bhagwan: Taaki Wo Tumhe Pyar Kar Sake.
Santa:- santa ghar ka darwaja
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Ukhadkar bazaar mai legaya.
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Ek aadmi ne pucha:-
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Kaha ja rehe ho,Darwaja bechna hai.
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Santa:- nahi bhai Tala khulwana hai..
Teacher- itne din se kaha they.
santa-sir birdflu tha.
Teacher- ye bimaari to birds me hoti hai.
Sta- saale tune insan hi kab samjha roz to murga bana deta hai.
Santa Aur Banta Ne
Samandar Ke Kinare
Board Dekha Jispe Likha Tha
"Doobtey Ko Bachane
Wal Ko 500 Ka Inam"
Santa: Main Jump Lagata
Hun Tum Muje Bachana
Is Tarha 500 Milenge
Hum Fifty Fifty Krenge.
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Ye Keh Kar Santa Ne
Jump Laga Di.
Banta Khamoshi Se
Dekhta Raha
Toh Banta Ne Chilla Ke
Kaha: "Muje Tairna Nhi
Aata Tum Mje Bachate
Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Tum Ne Board Ke
Neeche Nahi Padha,
Neeche Likha Tha
"Laash Nikalne Wale
Ko 2000 Ka Inaam"
Dad santa:tu exam mai pas ho ya fail,mai tujhe bike jaru dilaunga...
Banta: kaun si bike?
Santa: Pas hua to pulsar colg jane k liye,fail hua to rajdut dudh bechne k liye...
Santa In Coffee Shop With Wife..!
Santa: Jaldi Pi, Coffee Thandi
Ho Jayegi..
Wife: Ki Fark Painda Hai.?
Santa: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh..!
Hot Coffee = Rs 15
Cold Coffee = Rs 45
Jagjit Singh: Ye Daulat Bhi Lelo.. Ye
Shaurat Bhi Lelo..
Ye Daulat Bhi Lelo, Ye Shaurat Bhi
Lelo...
Santa: Ye Bechara Bahut Pareshan
Hai Iski Aurat Bhi Lelo
Santa Ko Uska Sasur Jute Maar Raha Tha
Aadmi: Kyu Mar Rahe Ho?
Sasur: Maine Ise Hospital Se SMS Kiya
Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho, Isne Apne Sare Friendz Ko Forward Kardiya...