Santa Ki Tapsya Se Khush Ho Kar Bhagwan Bole: VAR MANGO VATS Santa: Prabhu!! Jaisa Aap Soch Rahe Hai Mein Vaisa Nahi Hu.. MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE
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santa ne apne frnd ko lunch pe invite kiya
Santa apne friend se:tumjhe khane mai kya pasand hai..
friend : fish..
santa:pr meri biwi ko fish banana nahi ata hai..
friend: mai batata hu..yeh le reciepe
santa market gaya...woh fish le kr aa raha tha raste mai chil ushka fish le k udd gaya
santa:leja leja sali.....pr pakayegi kaise??reciepe to mere pass hai...
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Santa-Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane He,
Mobile Shop Wala- Memory Card He Kya?
Santa-Nahi Memory Card Nahi He
"RASAN CARD" Chalega?
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:: Santa Banta Funny SMS ::
SANTA ki 1 tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gaya to waha 1 admi ki dono tange tooti dekhkar bola
"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan he"
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santa:aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai!
banta:bakri kaise anda de sakti hai?
santa:Arre yaar maine apni murgika naam bakri rakha hai.
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Santa to Banta:-
"I am going"
ka kya matlab hota hai..?
BANTA:- "MAIN JAA RAHA HOON"..!
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Santa:- Aise nahi Jaane dunga,
Pehle Matlab bataa...!
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Girl:Tum Mere Sapno Me
Khwabo Me
Jazbaato Me Rahte Ho..!
SANTA: Tumko kisi Ne Bewakuf Bnaya Hai bahen,
Mai to"GHAR"Me Rahta Hu...
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Banta mujra dekhne gaya,
saari raat mujra dekha,
mujrewaali boli saab humne aapko khush kiya ab aap humhe khush kijiye
banta utha aur nachne laga.
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SANTA: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati
hai
BANTA: Kyu nai jayegi
Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuch
chala gaya to
teri
khansi kya cheej hai
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Santa: Yaar Mere Biwi Mujhe
Chod Ke Chale Gaye...
Banta: Pakka Tu Uska Khayal
Nhi Rkhta Hoga..
Santa: Nhi Yaar... Sagi Behan Ke
Tarha Khayal Rkhta Tha Uska..!!
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Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Math Ka Test Le Raha Hota Hai.
Santa: “ Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? ”
Pappu: “ 6, 7 ”
Santa: “ Wah Mera Beta To Bohat Hoshiyaar Hai,Aur 6, 7 Ke Baad? ”
Pappu: “ 8, 9, 10 ”
Santa: “ Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad? ”
Pappu: “ Gulam, Begum, Badshaah “
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Ek Admi Khade-khade Chaabi Se
Apna Kaan Khujla Raha Tha
Santa Use Gaur Se Dekhte Hue Bola-
Bhaisahab, Aap Start Nahi Ho Rahe
To Dhakka Lagau.
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Santa- Kya Laaye Ho.??
Banta- Mai Tere Liye Rishta Laya Hun.
Ladki B.com Hai..
Santa - Ladki Chahe Kisi Bhi Com Ki
Ho,
Bas Padhi Likhi Honi Chahiye.
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Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
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Santa Banta wathcing match
When dhoni hits a bndry
1st dekho goal hua.
2nd abbe tu pappu hi rahega,
goal isme nahi cricket mein hota hai
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संता को अपना कुत्ता बेचना था. बंता उसे खरीदने वाला था.
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बंता - क्या यह कुत्ता वफादार है?
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संता - हां जी, मै इसको तिन बार पहले भी बेच चूका हू, ये इतना वफादार है की हर बार मेरे पास वापिस आ जाता है.
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