Teacher Class Mein Students Ko History Padha Rahi Thi.
Subject Tha Babar Ki Bharat Par Chadayi Aur Panipat Ki Pehli Ladayi.
Ekdum Teacher Ne Pappu Se Pucha- Pappu, Babar Bharat Mein Kis Year Mein Aaya Tha.
Pappu Khade Hokar Bola- Jee Pata Nahi
Teacher: Kya Tumhari Aaknhe Kamjor Hai Ya Dhayn Kahi Aur Hai,
Samne Board Se Dekhkar Padh Nahi Sakte?
Pappu: Mam, Mein Soch Raha Tha Ki Yeh Uska Phone Number H.
Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..
Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
Banta: kya kiya?
Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai
Mahila: Doctor Sahab, Kya Mein Injection Lagwane Ke Baad Thik Ho Jaungi.?
Doctor: 100% Aap Thik Ho Jayengi.
Survey Ke Anusar Iss Injection Se 5 Mein Se Kewal 1 Thik Hota H
Or Aap Se Pehle 4 Marr Chuke H.
Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha
Khudkushi Paap hai
Zulm hai Gunah hai
Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai
khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko
Goli maarle!
1 aadmi chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha
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Santa use dekh raha tha
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Kuch der bad bola- Bhai sahb agr app start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka lagadu....
Santa dialled a phone number.
A computerizd female voice said,
"Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai".
Santa: Bas Janeman Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai,
Itna Hi Kaafi Hai!
Friend to santa:-
Yar tumhari dukan mithai ki h.
To kya tumhara dil nhi krta
Mithai khane ko.
Santa:- yaar.
Krta to bahot h.
Bt papa rsgule gin k jate h.
To..... Isliye.
Chus kr rkh deta hu.