Dr- Which soap do u use????
Santa- Bajrang da soap,
DR- Toothpaste???????
Santa- Bajrang da paste,
DR- Shampooo??????
Santa- Bajrang da shampoo
Dr- Is Bajrang an international company??????
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Santa: No,
Bajrang is my room mate........:-) :D
Djsumit
Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work.
Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
Two hours later
Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.
Jailer- faasi se pehel kisse miloge?
Santa-biwi se
Jailer- maa baap se nehi
Santa- maa baap to agla jnm lete hai mil jayenge
Biwi ke liye sala phir 25 sala wait karna padega !!!
Santa 2 Banta:
Yeh Doctor
Log Operation Karne Se Pehle
Patient Ko Behosh Kyun Karte Hai?
Banta:
Kahin Patient Khud Operation Karna Seekh Na Le Is Liye……
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Santa- Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, theres nothing down here
Send As Email.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying:
O God! I have lost my hand , oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
Santa Was Driving Car Very Fast,
Traffic Police Caught Him..
Santa: Sir, I Am Learning Driving..
Police: Without Teacher.?
Santa: Ya, Its Correspondence Course!