Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya.
Doctor: Ye kaise Hua?
Santa: Main Chappal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha.
Mujhe 1 Admi Bola -
Gadhe Kabhi KHOPDI Ka Bhi Istemal Kar Liya Kar..
2 Dost Salo Baad Mile.
Pata Chala Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
Santa: Kaisi Hai Teri Biwi.
Banta: Swarg Ki Apsra Hai,
Aur Teri
Santa: Meri To Abhi Jinda Hai!!
Ek Baar Teacher Class Mein Student Se Poochti Hai.
Teacher: “Bacho Batao, Kissne Chand Par Pehla Kadam Rakha Tha?”
Santa: “Mam, Neil Armstrong Ne”
Teacher: “Aur Doosra?”
Santa: “Hadd Karte Ho Mam Aap Bhi, Vo Langra Thode Tha, Dusra Kadam Bhi Usne He Rakha Hoga“
Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.
Santa to Banta - tumko
kisi se pyar hua hai ?
Banta - haa yaar par vo
manti hi nahi,
Kyu kya kaheti he,
Kaheti hai "I love u 2"
Pata nahi sala ye dusra
kon hai...
Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Apne Kutte Ko Lekar Hotel Ke Ander Gaya,
Manager Bola- Iss Gadhe Ko Apne Sath Ku Laye Ho ?
Aadmi: Pagal Hue Ho Yeh Gadha Nahi Kutta H,
Manager- Chup Raho, Mein Tumse Nahi Kutte Se Baat Kar Raha Hu.
Biwi: Jo Aadmi Roj Raat Ko Sharab Peekar Aata H, Uske Liye Mere Maan Mein Bilkul Bhi Hamdardi Nahi H. Pati: Jise Roj Sharab Pine Ko Milti Ho, Use Kisi Ki Hamdardi Ki Jarurat Nahi Hoti. :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
Santa ne ~ F A M O U S ~ T A T T O
O ~ S H O P ~ me Girlfriend ka naam
apne haath par likhwaya "Latest
Tattoo Designs" me. Ghar aane ke
baad jor jor se rone laga,
Banta: kyun rorahe ho? Santa: Abey,
Girlfriend ki spelling galat ho gaye.