Santa Banta Jokes, New Whatsapp Status

Judge:-Tumhara Jurm Sabit Ho Chuka Hai, Kal Tumhe Phansi per Latkaya Jayega. Santa-:Wo To Theek Ha Lekin Utara Kab Jayega.

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Santa Banta Aapas Mein Lad Rahe The.. Santa: Sale Main Tere Kapde Phaad Kar Tujhe Nanga Kar Dunga... Banta: Plz Yaar Serious Ladai Mein Aisi Romantic Baatein Mat Kar.

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Santa- yar banta nav ma chad ho gaya ha pani upar aa raha ha. Banta- yar chanta mat kar dusra chad kar danga pani nikal jaiga.

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Bank manegar: hum aapko bina intrest k loan denge, Santa: oji dena h to thoda haste-haste do na, Agar dene me intrest nahi h to mat do...

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anta : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai, Accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.

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Boss-apki shadi ho gayi? Santa-Haanji,1ladki se huyi he Boss-Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti he Santa-Naa ji meri behan ki to ladke Se huyi he...:p

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Santa: mere paas.. gadi he, bangla he, bank balance he,sab he.. kya hai tumhare paas? . . Banta: Mere paas un sab ki Duplicate chaavi hai...

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Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

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Santa Aur Banta ja rahe tha. Raste Me 1000 ka note mila. Banta- Chalo fifty Fifty le lete hain. Santa- Baki 900 ka kya karege?

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Santa.Auto Wale_Se-Kyu Bhai Hanuman Mandir Jaoge Auto Wala - Ha. Santa- To Phir Aate Samay Parsad lete Aana.

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Santa Dials a Number.. A girl received Santa: Hello Kaun? Girl: Main Seeta Santa: O teri!! Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya.. Sorry “MAATE”..!!

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Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala ! . . Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!? . . . . . . . . Santa:- B.C A Final Year...

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Santa Auto Wale Se - Kyu Bhai Hanuman mandir jayega auto? auto wala- HA Santa- To Phir Aate Samay Parsad lete aana..!!!

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Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya. Builder: Bahut achcha ho gya! Santa: Haan ji Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the Ab chhav rahegi

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Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U" Girl : How can U be so sure? Santa: I have done diploma in interior designing

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Interviewer: Whats d relation between Earth & Moon? Santa: Brother & Sister Inter: How? Santa: Earth Dharti mata and Moon Chanda Mama.

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Santa= Jab Main Mar Jaau To Samne Wale Ghar Ki Family Ko Zarur Bulana. Banta= Kyo.? Santa= Yaar Unke Ghar Ki Ladkiya Bahut Lipat-Lipat Kar Roti Hai.

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Santa_ne cafe me Ldki_se I LUV U kaha Ldki ne Mara Chata Or_Boli kya bola Tu SNTA- ROTE HUE Jab_suna hi nhi tune to Chata Q Mara.

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Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump: 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle, Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai".

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~.~ santa banta short jokes ~.~ santa:aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai! banta:bakri kaise anda de sakti hai? santa:Arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri rakha hai

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