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  • Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar raha tha.. upar se 1 aurat boli: dikhta nahi hai diwar hai.. Santa bola: thoda side se dekho.. dikh jayega..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ke tapasya se bhagwan khush hoker bole VAR MAANGO VATS Santa-PRABHU,aap jaisa soch rahe hai mai vaisa nahi hu . Mujhe Vadhu chahiye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: banta bhai aaj hum log tab tak piyenge jab tak samne vale ped 3 ke 6 nahi dikhte?? . . . . . Waiter: bus karo saloo samne 1 hi ped hain.. ab kya pura jungle banaoge:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:Suna h is ghar me bhoot-pret rhte h? Santa: Pata ni, me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi Aayi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa :- Dukh Hamesha saath Rehta Hai, Magar Khushi Aati Jati Rehti Hai. * please explain this in English.* Banta :- "My Wife Is always With Me, But Her sister Comes & Goes..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:lalaji Dettol Soap Hai, Lala:ha, Santa:acha Vala Hai, Lala:ha, Santa: Achi Quality Ka Hai, Lala:ha Bhai Ha, Santa: Thik Hai Hath Dhokar 1 Kg Aata Do..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa 5 Minute Ma Exam Paper Lakhi Bar Aavi Gayo. Banta- Shu Thyu Na Aavdyu Ke Shu? Santa- Na Evi Vat nathi, Mare Kal Na Paper Ni Taiyari Karvani Chhe.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dad santa:tu exam mai pas ho ya fail,mai tujhe bike jaru dilaunga... Banta: kaun si bike? Santa: Pas hua to pulsar colg jane k liye,fail hua to rajdut dudh bechne k liye...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: aaj main dr. ke paas gaya? Santa: Dr. bola mere daant mein keeda hai.. Biwi: Dr. ne bimari toh sahi batayi, Magar jagah galat batayi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pati: Mera Accident Ho Gaya H Bahut Khoon Aa Raha H,
    Patni: Bahar Hi Rehna Jab Tak Thik Na Ho Jaye.

    Maine Abhi Abhi Farash Dhoya H.
    :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: kal pehli vari Teri bhabi di yad bhulawan wastay SHARAB di botal da Sahara litta. Dost: Fer ki Hoya? Santa: Hona ki si ? Lulli phas gayi Botal vich. :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa kumbh k mele me pray kar raha tha... . . Hey prabhu nayay karo.. . . Hey prabhu nayay karo... . . . . Hamesha Bhai-Bhai bichadte hai kabhi pati-patni pe bhi to try karo...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha. Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Santa:Expiry Date dekh raha hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Electric Shop Pe Gaya Aur Dukandar Se Bola Santa: Ek Kala Bulb Dena Dukandar: Bhai Sahab, Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge? Santa: Yaar, Dopaher Ko Andhera Karke Sone Ka Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha . Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: . Kya bola? . To Santa rote hue bola: . Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Meri GirlFriend Muje Chhod Ke Chali Gayi. Banta: Pakka Tu Uska Khayal Nahi Rakha Hoga. Santa: Are Yaar Sagi Behan Ki Tarah Rakhta Tha Usko
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Mai Bachpan Me Bohat Taqatwar Tha Banta-Wow, Par Kaise Santa-Maa Kehti Hai Ke, Jab Mai Rota Tha To Sara Ghar Sar Pe Utha Leta Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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