santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,
banta- mai khol du,
santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.
Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Apne Kutte Ko Lekar Hotel Ke Ander Gaya,
Manager Bola- Iss Gadhe Ko Apne Sath Ku Laye Ho ?
Aadmi: Pagal Hue Ho Yeh Gadha Nahi Kutta H,
Manager- Chup Raho, Mein Tumse Nahi Kutte Se Baat Kar Raha Hu.
2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!
Santa In Coffee Shop With Wife..!
Santa: Jaldi Pi, Coffee Thandi
Ho Jayegi..
Wife: Ki Fark Painda Hai.?
Santa: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh..!
Hot Coffee = Rs 15
Cold Coffee = Rs 45
Ek raat 2 baje bohot tez baarish
ho rahi thi
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santa ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell
bajai aur pucha : Dhakka laga
doge kya plz.......?.?
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aadmi neend me tha isliye mana
kar dia aur andar aa gaya
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par fir use guilty feel hua....usne
socha kabhi vo khud baarish me
fas jaye aur koi uski help na kare
to..........?.?
wo utha bahar jaa ke bola: Kya
tumhe abhi bhi dhakka chahiye....?
awaaz aayi :"haan
aadmi : thik hai par tum ho
kahan.........? .?.?
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santa :"YAHAN GARDEN ME JHULE
PAR....
:: Santa Banta Funny SMS ::
santa: Meri billi mar gai
banta: kese mari
santa: Maine use nahala diya tha
banta- nahalne se b kahi billi marti h
banta- Maine nahalane k bad use nichod b tha
Satna: Ek bar mere upar se scooter nikal gaya, par fir bhi muje kutch nahi hua.
Banta: Yeh to kutch bhi nahi... Ek bar mere upar se aeroplane nikal gaya, me fir bhi bach gaya.
Santa:-Ek Bus Ke Piche Teji Se Baag Raha Tha Aakhir Mein Usne Bus Pakad Hi Li.
Vo Driver Ke Pass Gaya Or Usko Bola – “Ye Bus Teri Ma Lagti Hai?”
Driver Bola: “Nahi”
Santa: “Behan Lagdi Hai?”
Driver: “Nahi”
Santa: “ Biwi?”
Driver: “Nahi”
Santa: “To Saale Fir Chadne Kyu Nahi Deta.“