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  • Santa - Main Tumse Shaadi Nahi Kar Sakta. Girl Friend- Kyon! Santa - Mere Ghar Wale Mana Kar Rahe Hain. Girl Friend - Kaun Hai Jo Mana Kar Raha Hai?? Santa - Meri Bivi Aur Baache.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha. Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho? saNTA bola, Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.
    • 10 years ago



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  • :: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi :: Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ? Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua, Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.........
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole: ‘VAR MANGO VATS’ Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu.. ‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa aap ko kabhi kisi se pyar hua he Banta-Ha,par wo manti hi nhi S- Kya kehti h? B- Kehti hai I LuV U 2 pata nhi sala ye dusra kon hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya. Builder: Bahut achcha ho gya! Santa: Haan ji Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the Ab chhav rahegi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa says: " Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Sakta hai.." . Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina "Pyar" Nahi Kar Sakta".. . . Plz Coperate,,, Aaj Santa Serious hai..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta- Truck Dekhkar Darte Kyo Ho? . . . . . . Santa- Ek Truck Driver Meri Biwi Lekar Bhag Gaya, Darr Hai Wo Wapas Na Aa Jaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:-shadi me dulhe ke saath barati kyo jaate? . . . Banta:-bado ka kahna hai ki khushi me kisi ke saath jayo na jayo , per musibat me jarur jana chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boss:Mere liye ek shisha le ke aao, Jisme mai apna muh dekh saku…! Santa:Nahi mila sir, Sab shisho par mera hi Muh Dikhay de raha tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apni gf k gar pe rat me milne gya . Santa - chalo ab hum thoda pyar kar lete h . Gf -nhi .meri ma dekh legi . Santa -nhi dekh sakegi .meri jimmedari hai . Meri jimmedari hai. (gf ki ma jag jati h or ladki ki pitai karne lagti h ) santa - meri koi jimmedari nhi h .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Yeh “Automatically” kya hota hai? Santa: Oyee tujhe yeh bii nahi pata Jab auto mein koi ganjee ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai Jiska Naam India Hai Baki To Sab Videsh Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ek Mobile Bechane Wale Se Larai Kar Raha Tha. Logon Ne Puchha Kya Huva Santa: Mene Mobile Kharida To Bola Tha Mobile Me Lock Bhi H, Ab Ye Tala, Chhabi Kuch Nahi De Raha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai? Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le.. Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana.. Phir usay class mein ura.. Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade.. BAS PHAS GAI LARKI .
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता (बंता से)- आज पार्टी किस खुशी में? बंता (संता से)- मेरा स्कूटर खो गया है। संता- तो.. बंता- शुक्र मानो मैं उस पर नही बैठा था वरना मैं भी गुम हो जाता।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta dairy likh raha tha "aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki, isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me . . . . mama banunga ya mami" :D :D
    • 10 years ago



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