Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Class Me Has Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaND UP Koun Ho Tum?? Santa:Tum Koun Ho? Ladki: Mai MONITOR Hun. Santa: Ha.ha.. TeRE Din Gaye pagli ab laptop or LCD ka zamana hai.

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Sardar proposed a Girl... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you.... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

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Santa Ki Tapsya Se Khush Ho Kar Bhagwan Bole: VAR MANGO VATS Santa: Prabhu!! Jaisa Aap Soch Rahe Hai Mein Vaisa Nahi Hu.. MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE

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:§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§:: Santa: maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha DUKANDAR: to kya usme koi kharabi nikli Santa:mahina ho gya muje khet me boye ab tak murgi nhi ugi

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Santa- tum kis din paida hue, Banta-sunday ko, Santa- tum mujhe pagal bana rahe ho sundey ko to chutti hoti he... ha ha ha

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Santa;-ChaL Bahar ChaLte Hai Tazi Hawa Kha Kar Aayege. - Banta;-Tu ChaL Mai Chamach Aur PLat Lekar Aata Hu..;-)

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Tantrik Santa se- “Beta tumhare ghar par chudail ka vaas hai…” Santa- “Baba, main thappad maar dunga jo meri biwi

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Santa and banta joke santa:yaar banta muje andere me jane se dar lagta he banta:to phir andere me light leke ja santa:andere me light le kar javonga to bhut muje dekh lenge to.

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Santa 100 ke note par likha number dial kar raha tha. Banta ne poocha: Yeh tu kya kar raha hai? Santa: Dekh raha hoon, Gandhiji to chale gaye, par unka mobile kiske paas hai.

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Punjab Police ka jalwa... Santa Taalaab me nanga naha raha tha.. Police-Chal oye baahar aakar kapde pehen le teri Talaashi leni hai..

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Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa, Last Year The Name-Plate Outside ur House Read Santa Singh B.A. This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A., Wen Did u Finish urs Masters Degree? Santa Singh: "You Don't Understand. Last Year My Wife Died, I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again. Den I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again

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Santa- Tumhare Papa Kitne Saal K Hai? Banta- Jitne Saal Ka mai hu. santa- kaise? banta- jis din mai paida huwa usi din to wo papa bane.

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Santa aur ek angrez toilet mein Angrez:How do you do? Santa: We open the zip and do

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santa: doc last night i had s** with a girl.. but today susu not coming..it has blocked.. . . . . Doctor aft checking: lofar remove the condom first.

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Santa: Banta, Don’t Put Mobile Charging While Sleeping At Night? Banta: Why?? Santa: Sometimes, Battery May Blast. Banta: Yah. I Know. That’s Why I Am Removing Battery From Mobile While Charging…

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santa:aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai! banta:bakri kaise anda de sakti hai? santa:Arre yaar maine apni murgika naam bakri rakha hai.

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Santa Bank Me Paise Jama Karne Gaya Cashier: Tumhare Note Nakli Hai Santa: Tujhe Kya Fark Padta Hai ? Jama To Mere Account Me Ho Raha Hai Na.

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:: Santa Banta Funny SMS :: Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. Banta: Ye Kya Hai? Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai. Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar, Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.

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SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING ? BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM VERY HAPPY . SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ? BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING . HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

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Santa library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Bad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story Librarian- Santa ji,wo TELEPHONE DIARY hai

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