Santa Banta Jokes

Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha? Kyon? Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!

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Santa National flag lene gaya. Flag dekh k santa kuch to bola jise sunke dukanwala behosh ho gaya! . . . Santa bola isme aur colour dikhao.

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Santa Banta looking at an Egyptian mummy. Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case! Banta: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai: BC-1760!!

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संता:एक बार भगवान और रजनीकांत में लड़ाई हुई. बंता:तो फिर क्या हुआ? संता: नतीजा?? आज भगवान ऊपर हैं.. !

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SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING ? BANTA : BECAUSE TODAY IS I AM VERY HAPPY . SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ? BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING . HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

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Snta: KushKhbri hai Meri Murgi ne Anda diya. Bnta:Toh Isme KhushKhbri wali kya Baat H.? Snta:Yeh KhusKhbri nhi h Toh Tu de k dikha.

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Santa To Banta:Oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay? Banta:vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paas rehna chaiyeh na

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Santa samundar m dahi daal raha tha. Banta- kya kr ra hai? Santa- Lassi bna ra hu Banta- isliye log hm pe joke marte hai Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega.

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Santa: Chal Race Lagte Hai Jo Haara Wo 1000 Rs. Dega.. Banta: Thik Hai Par Mujhe Raasta Nhi Pata, Santa: Bas Tu Mere Piche Piche Rehna. Banta: Thanks Yaar Ur My Best Fend...!

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Ek Bus Mein Ticket Rate The 50,70,100. Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha Jab Sab Seat Ek Si H To Fir Farq Ku. Conductor Bola Raste Mein Pata Chalega. Uss Aadmi Ne 50 Wala Ticket Le Liya. Bus Chali Or Aadhe Raste Mein Khrabh Ho Gayi. Tab Conductor Bola. 100 Rs Ticket Wale Baithe Raho 70 Wale Niche Utar Kar Khade Ho Jao. Or 5 Wale Jab Tak Bus Start Nahi Ho Jati Dhakka Lagate Raho.

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Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya? Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega…

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Banto: Maa Ki Baat Manti To Aaj Ye Din Dekhne Ko Nahi Mila.
Kitna Mana Kiya Tah Ki Tum Jaise Nikatu Se Shadi Na Karu.
Banta: Sach Pathar Padhe Meri Akal Par.
Mein Uss Bhali Aurat Ke Bare Mein Yuhi Soctha Raha Ki . Weh Mujse Chidti H.
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1 aadmi chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha . . . . Santa use dekh raha tha . . . Kuch der bad bola- Bhai sahb agr app start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka lagadu....

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SANTA OR RAILAY TT. Train chali santa ek dibbe mein chad gaya. TT. Bola- najar nahi aata ye ladig dibba hai. SANTA- Sorry ji muje laga aap mard ho.

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Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya. Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya? Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai? Santa: 3 mahine. Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko? Santa: 3 mahine. Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua? Santa: 3 mahine baad. Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye? Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye! time ka pata hi nahi laga?

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Santa ne underwear dho k padosan ki salwar k pass sukhne dal di Aur aawaz di- Bhabhi jab tum salwar utaro mujhe awaz de dena. Main bhi underwear utaar lunga.

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Santa Public toilet me gaya aur 1 Ghante baad nikla.. Bahar baitha Jamadaar bola 20 rupee Santa- Saale Toilet me baitha tha, Cyber Cafe mein nahi..

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Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue... tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli: Pata he na kya karna hai..? . . . . . . . . Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,, Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..! :P :v :D

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SANTA-Aaj Kal Tere Chehre Pe Kuch Jayada Hi Ronak Dikhai De Rahi Hai Teri Bimari Kaha Gayi..? banta-Ha,Aaj Kal Meri Bv Mayke Gayi Huyi He

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Santa : Kal Raat Toilet main gaya toh wahan bhoot tha . . . Banta : "Acha !!!!! Fir Kya hua " . . . . . Santa : Hona Kya tha maine usse Bol diya "Bhai aap hi kar lo Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya"

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