Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Gusse Me:- Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken NaHi hai.? Waiter:Sahab, Gulab Jamun Me Kon Sa Gulab hota hai? Santa:Ha Yaar Sorry....

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SANTA Apni Girlfriend K Sath 1st Date Pe: "Ye Meri Pehli Date Hy Darling" Agar Koi Glti Ya Kami Reh Jaye To. . . . . Chota Bhai Samaj Kr Maaf Kr Dena.

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Santa : "Ek Kilo Gaay Ka Dhoodh Dena." Banta : "Lekin Tumhara Bartan To Bahut Chhota Hai." Santa :"Theek He To Fir BAKRI Ka De de."

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Nurse ne baby ko santa ke haath mein diya. Woh kushi se chillaya- Puttar hua! Puttar hua! Nurse chillai- Abbe andhe ki aulad LADKI hui hai! Meri ungli chhod..!

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Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha! Wife Romantic Hokar: Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya? Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola: Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!!

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Santa:Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kr Dega Banta:Q? Santa:Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu

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Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye. Bolo.

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Santa-Why Do U Prefer Prepaid Connection Over Postpaid Banta- Prepaid Me Bahut Faida Hai.. Isme Call K Baad Bill Badhne K Bajaye Kam Hoti.

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Teacher- "MY TEACHER" Par 10 Line Likho Thodi Der Baad Santa Utha Or Bola- Sir, =>Saali kamini<= Ko EngLish Me Kya Kehte Hain..?;-)

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Shadi me Joota chhupai ke time dulhe ki 1sali boli- Mein to 1100 Lungi 2nd sali- Mein to 2100 Lungi piche se Santa bola: 2310 Lelo Usme Bluetooth aur FM bhi he

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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

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संता ने एयरलाइन के ऑफिस में फ़ोन किया..
रिसेप्शनिस्ट ने फ़ोन उठाया।
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संता: चंडीगढ़ से मुंबई तक कितनी देर का सफर है?
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रिसेप्शनिस्ट: एक मिनट सर।
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संता ने फ़ोन काट दिया और बड़बड़ाया..
“पी कर बैठी है, कमीनी।” :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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संता - मुझे संस्कृत सीखा |
पंडित - क्यों ?
संता - देवता ओ की भाषा है, स्वर्ग में जरुरत पड़ेगी |
पंडित - अगर नर्क गया तो ?
संता - हरियाणवी तो आती है |
:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga.. Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho? Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the. Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga.. Biwi: ab kya hua… Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!

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Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di Banta : Kyun? Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge kiaaaa

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SaNTa:KyO Be KaHa Ja RaHa Hai BaNTa:YaR KaarKhane Ja RaHa Hu. SaNTa: AbE SaaLe ULLu BaNaTa Hai;>;> Itni BaDi CAR Tu KaiSe KhaYeGa::;)

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‚‚ Santa Banta Hindi Jokes ‚‚ Santa ne theke k malik ko raat 1 bj phone kiya : bhaji theka kitne baje khulega Malik:swer 9 bj 1 ghnte baad, fir santa ne fon kiya : bhaji theka kitne baje khulega Malik:swer 9wje Santa ne 3-4 war aisa hi kiya 5vi war malik gusse se bola tujhe kya chahiye santa:kuch nhi bhaaji, main theke k andar betha hu.mujhe ghar Jana hai

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Santa- Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kar Dega Banta- Kyun? Santa- Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu :(

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Santa in computer exam... . Examiner: "What is Microsoft Excel?" . Santa:"It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer!"

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SANTA:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya. BANTA:woh kaise? SANTA:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage kar li..

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