Santa Baar Baar Apne Santan Ke,
Khushnasibi Ki Duaa Maangta Tha...
Aisa Vo Kai Saalo Se Kar Rha Tha :D
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One Day Ek Farishta Aaya Uske Pass
Or Bola
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Bhagwaan Ke Liye Bhaii.
Pahle Tu Shadi To Kar.
Santa achanak do cigrate pene laga..
Wife: do cigrate kyun pe rahe ho?
Santa: dost ki yaad aa rahi hai.. Hum dono sath mein pete the.
Achanak ek din ek cigrate pene laga..
Biwi: ab kya hua…
Santa: bevkuf maine cigrate pene chod di hai!!
Santa 100 ke note par likha number dial kar raha tha.
Banta ne poocha: Yeh tu kya kar raha hai?
Santa: Dekh raha hoon, Gandhiji to chale gaye, par unka mobile kiske paas hai.
Santa being romantic to his wife.
"One day God tested me, erased all my memory and asked do you remember anyone now?
I told Him your name and He replied, "I am sorry some viruses cannot be formatted"
Teacher- itne din se kaha they.
santa-sir birdflu tha.
Teacher- ye bimaari to birds me hoti hai.
Sta- saale tune insan hi kab samjha roz to murga bana deta hai.
Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!
Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!