Santa Introduces His Family :-
1.) Ye Meri Biwi GOOGLE KAUR
Ek Sawal Pucho To Das Jawab Deti Hai
2) Ye Mera Beta FACEBOOK SINGH
Ghar Ki Har Baat Poore Muhalle Tak
Pahuchata Hai
3) Aur Ye Meri Beti TWITTER KAUR.
Pura Muhalla Raat Din Ise Follow
Karta Hai
4) Aur Main Hu santa urf ORKUT
SINGH
Ab Mujhe Koi Puchta Hi Nahi.
Santa aur Banta salon ke baad mile
Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gayi hai.
Santa: Kaisi hai tumhari BV?
Banta: Swarg ki apsara hai or teri?
Santa: Meri to abhi Zinda hai.
Friend to santa:-
Yar tumhari dukan mithai ki h.
To kya tumhara dil nhi krta
Mithai khane ko.
Santa:- yaar.
Krta to bahot h.
Bt papa rsgule gin k jate h.
To..... Isliye.
Chus kr rkh deta hu.
Santa In Coffee Shop Wth Wife.
Santar: Jldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jaye Gi.
Wife: Ki Frk Painda Hai?
Srdar: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh
Hot Coffee Rs.15
Cold Coffee.45
Ek Grahak Apni Plate Mein Jhankta Hua, Bola- Yeh Kya H? Mujhe To Tari Hi Tari Dikhayi De Rahi H, Isme To Meet Bilkul Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha. Waiter: Hoga Shahb Dekho To. . . Grahak: Kya Khak Hoga, Ise To Tum Mangalwar Ko Kisi Pandit Ji Ko Bhi Khilao To Unka Bhi Dharmbrasht Nahi Hoga. :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
Santa : Mummy Maine Apka Kaha Maankar School Se Aate, Samay Khali Tiffin Preeti Didi Ko Dena Band Kar Diya H.
Mummy : Yeh To Bahut Acchi Baat H Aakir Tumne Apni Aadat Badal Hi Dali. Santa :– Ha, Mummy, Ab Mein Tiffin Apne Bag Mein Rakhkar Bag Didi Ko De Deta Hu. :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi
Hai,
Liver Mein Pain Ho Raha Hai
Doc: Daroo Peete Ho??
Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg Hi
Banana.