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- Accident k baad Driver gusse mein- Maine car ki headlight ON kar k bataya tha k pehle mujhe nikalne do. Santa-assi vi tan wiper chala ke keha si ke "Na kaka Na"
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- Santa:Aaj Meri Bakri Ne Anda Diya Banta:Bakri Kab Se Anda Dene Lagi H Santa:Hum V.I.P Log H Humne Apni Murgi Ka Naam Bakri Rakha hai.
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- Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth Kaise Tut Gaye . Santa.: Wife Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya . Tha Wo Khaya Isliye. . Dr : To Halwa Khane Se Mana KarDete . Santa.:- Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate.
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- Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.
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- Santo : Mera Pati Neend Mein Badbadata H. Tumhara To Aisa Nahi Karta Na Behan? Banto: Mera To Usse Bhi Bura Karta H, Wo To Neend Mein Bolte Bhi Nahi H.
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- Santa: yar Banta tu mujhse bahut sari baten chupata h.... Banta: nahi yar aisa nahi h... Santa: nahi yar tune chupai h mujhse baat. Banta: nahi chupai yar... Santa: Mai bol raha Hun na ki mujhe pata h tune mujhse baat chupai h... Banta: acha to phir Bata na ki kya baat chupai h. Santa: sale jab tune baat chupa hi li to mujhe kaise pata chalega ki tune kaun si baat chupai h...
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- Santa Baraf (ICE) Ke Tukde Ko Bahut Dhyan Se Dekh Raha Tha, Banta: Itne Dhyan Se Kya Dekh Raha Hai? Santa: Main Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hai. :O :D
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- Santa :- Dukh Hamesha saath Rehta Hai, Magar Khushi Aati Jati Rehti Hai. * please explain this in English.* Banta :- "My Wife Is always With Me, But Her sister Comes & Goes..!
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- Santa Banta Se : Yaar mere Pet Mai Gas Hai…!!! Banta : Achha hua Petrol Nahi Hai Warna ONGC wale kua khod dete!
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- Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha. Banta: To? Santa: Khushi ke mare. Train ke engine ko choom liya.
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- Banta: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai, Rishtey k liye 1dabaye, Mangni k liye 2dabye, Shadi k liye 3dabye. Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun? Banta: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye..!
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- Preeto: Mere Papa Jab Gaate The, To Panchi Niche Gir Jate Hai. Santa: Wo Muh Me Kartoos Bharkar Gana Gate The Kya?
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- Santa=Mene Apne Bete Ka Naam America Rkha He. Banta=Q.? Santa=Q Ki Me Duniya Ko Batana Chahta Hu Ki Me America Ka Baap Hu.
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- Santa ko chand par bhejne ka faisla hua.. . . Aadhe raste jakar Santa rocket se kood gaya or chillaya...... . . kamino aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi......
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- Santa- kya laaye ho? banta- mai tere liye rishta laya hu. ladki B.COM hai.. santa- ladki chahe kisi bhi com ki ho bus padi-likhi honi chahiye.. -
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- Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
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- Santa Ki Wife To Santa- Aaj Se+ Ka Mann Kr Rha H. Santa- Jaan Aaj Nhi Kal Krenge. Wife- Aaj Q Ni Janu. Santa- Jaan Aaj C0nd*m Lana Bhul Gya. Wife- Teri To Roz Ki Magaj Mari H, Lamination Q Ni Krwa Leta Saale.
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- santa recharge karvane gaya. santa-10rs ka rechrge kardo. dukandar-10 me 7rs milege. santa-koi baat nai 3 ki toffe de dena
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- Santa:Ye pyar kab hota hai? Banta: Jab time khrab chal raha ho, rahu ketu or shani ki dasa kharab ho, apka mangal kamjor ho, aur bhagwan maze lene ke mood mein ho....
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- Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko Lekar Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech Behas Ho Rahi Thi. . . . . Banta: “ Main Itna Kanjoos Hoon Ke Apne Honeymoon ParAkela Hi Chala Gaya Aur Apne Paise Bachaye.. :D . . . . . Santa: “ Arrey Ye Bhi Koi Kanjoosi Hui, Meri Sun, Maine Apni Biwi Ko Apne Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya Aur Poore Paise Bachaye...
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