Santa Banta Jokes

Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump: 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle, Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai".

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Santa went to interview for FBI agent. Interviewer: “who killed abraham lincoln?” Santa: “thanks for giving the job sir, i would immediately start investigation.“

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Banta To His Son : . . Oye, Ghabrana Matt, . Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai... . . . Son : Ji Haan Papa, . Class Me Teacher Bhi Yehi Bolti Hai, . . . . . . . . Ki Tu Zarur Kisi Jaanwar Ki Aulad Hai YogiRaj

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संता की बीवी बहुत ज्यादा बीमार होने की वजह से 1 महीने से हॉस्पिटल में दाखिल थी। डॉक्टर ने संता को हिम्मत देते हुए कहा। डॉक्टर:-"आपकी बीवी अब सिर्फ 2 दिनों की मेहमान है, मैं माफ़ी चाहता हूँ अब मैं कुछ नहीं कर सकता" संता बोला:-"इस में माफ़ी की कोई बात नहीं है डॉ. साहब, निकाल ही लेंगे ये 2 दिन भी जैसे-तैसे"!

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संता (बंता से)- यार मैंने अपनी गर्ल फ्रेंड को गिफ्ट देना है, क्या दूं? बंता (संता से)- गोल्ड रिंग दे दे. संता- कोई बड़ी चीज बता। बंता- फिर एमआरएफ का टायर दे दे।

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SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order! Order!" SANTA: "1 Pizza,2 Dosa,3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink!" JUDGE: "Shut Up!" SANTA:"No,No..7-Up!

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Maa: Kmabhakat Tum 6 Saal Ki Ho Or Itni Wahaiyat Harkat Karti Ho , To Fauran Mere Sir Ka Ek Baal Safed Ho Jata H. . Beti: Ohoh! Mein Ab Samjhi Ki Nani Ke Saare Baal Safed Ku H.

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Santa: Kyu Bhai Udas Kyu Baithe Ho? Banta: Ha Yaar! Meri Patni Ne Mujhe Notice Diya H Ki Agar Maine Sharab Nahi Chodi To Weh Mujhe Chodkar Chali Jayegi. Santa: Kitne Afsos Ki Baat H. Banta: Ha Yaar, Bahut Bhali Aurat H Mujhe Bahut Yaad Karegi.

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Santa ki Maa:- 20 Saal Tak Meri Koi Aulad Nhi Hui Press Reprter: Fir Apne Kya Kiya? Maa:Fir me 21 Saal ki hui to Papa ne Meri Shadi Karai.

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Santa : Dad, you will soon become a rich man. Santa k Dad : How? Santa : 2morow my teacher will teach me how to Convert paise in2 rupees.

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RAILWAY INTERVIEW ———————— Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek hi line pe aa gayi to kya karoge? Santa:- Ji,, red light dikhaunga.. Interviewer:- Red light na ho to? Santa:- Torch dikhaunga.. Interviewer:- Torch na ho to? Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga. Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na hui to? Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga. Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun? Santa:- Ji, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi.. .

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Santa bakri charavto to. Banta – aa bakari o ne kya lai jay 6? S– School lai jav 6u. B– Mane pagal smjyo 6 k su.?aje to Sunday 6.

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‚‚ Santa Banta Hindi Jokes ‚‚ Santa ne theke k malik ko raat 1 bj phone kiya : bhaji theka kitne baje khulega Malik:swer 9 bj 1 ghnte baad, fir santa ne fon kiya : bhaji theka kitne baje khulega Malik:swer 9wje Santa ne 3-4 war aisa hi kiya 5vi war malik gusse se bola tujhe kya chahiye santa:kuch nhi bhaaji, main theke k andar betha hu.mujhe ghar Jana hai

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Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu.

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Sales-man Ne Santa Ka Darwaja Khatkataya Aur Puchha Sales-man: “ Ji, Cockroch Ke Liye Powder Loge Kya? ” Santa: “ Nahi, Hum Cockroch Ko Itna Laad-Pyar Nahi Karte, Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala Deo Mangega

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Dr: Aapke Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Din Ke Mehman Hai, Santa: Sorry Ke Koi Baat Nhi Hai Doctar Saab, Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gye To 2 Din Hi Nikal He Jayenge!

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संता (बंता से)- आज टीवी पर 30 फीट का सांप दिखाने वाले हैं। बंता (संता से)- अच्छा! पर मैं नहीं देख सकूंगा। संता- क्यों? बंता- मेरा टीवी सिर्फ 21 इंच का ही है!

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Santa:-shadi me dulhe ke saath barati kyo jaate? . . . Banta:-bado ka kahna hai ki khushi me kisi ke saath jayo na jayo , per musibat me jarur jana chahiye.

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Wakil Sahab Apne Ladke Ko Kaabil Insaan Bnane Ke Liye,
Use Juth Bolna Sikha Rahe The.
Ek Din Apne Lakde Ki Pariksha Lene Ki Garj Se Unhone Kaha,
Beta Agar Meri Baat Khtam Hote Hi,
Tum Koi Juth Bologe To Mein Tumhe 5 Ruppe Dunga!

Ladka- Lekin Abhi Abhi To Aapne 500 Ruppe Dene Ki Baat Kahi Thi.
:grimacing::smiley::smiley::smiley::grimacing:

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Santa-Mai tujhe phone kar raha tha par tera mob no bhul gaya Banta-Hatt pagal! msg karke puch leta Santa-Sorry yaar dimag me nahi aaya.

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