Santa apni biwi ko maar raha tha..
Ek admi ne pucha kyu maar rahe ho??
Santa:Docter ne kaha hai,
Isko dawai koot ke deni hai.
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Santa Ne Shampoo Kharida
Santa:Iske Sath Jo Gift Hai, Wo De
Dukandar:Iske Sath Gift Nhi Hai
Santa:Saale Ispe Likha Hai "DANDRUF.F FREE"!
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Santa:Dr.Mein Jab Baat Karta Hu 2 Muje Sirf Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.
Dr:Aisa Kab Hota Hai
Santa:Phone Karte Waqt.
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Santa 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane K
Baad Bola: Bhaiya Thodi
Cheeni Dio..
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Dukandar: Cheeni Kyu..???
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Santa: Soch Raha Hu,
Khane K Baad Kuch Mitha Ho Jay
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Interviewer-To bataiye PANI k bina Insan kaise Marega?
Santa-PANI nhi hoga to insan tair nhi payega.Tair nhi payega to doob jayega aur mar jayega.
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संता - क्या दारू पीने से खांसी जाती है ?
बंता - क्यूँ नहीं जायेगी ? जब मेरा घर, खेत, बैंक बैलेंस सब चलागया तो तेरी खांसी क्या चीज़ है ?
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Santa goes to buy a underwear.
On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
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SANTA: Jab insane ko zindage me koi problem hota kiske pas jana chaiye?
BANTA: Kisan k pas
SANTA: Kyu?
BANTA: Kyoki Kisan k pass "HAL" hota hai
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Banta mujra dekhne gaya,
saari raat mujra dekha,
mujrewaali boli saab humne aapko khush kiya ab aap humhe khush kijiye
banta utha aur nachne laga.
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Santa ne AC lagwaya.
Banta ne pucha abhi to sardi hai?
Santa oye maine ulta lagwaya hai,
garam hawa andar aur thandi hawa bahar....
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Friend to santa:-
Yar tumhari dukan mithai ki h.
To kya tumhara dil nhi krta
Mithai khane ko.
Santa:- yaar.
Krta to bahot h.
Bt papa rsgule gin k jate h.
To..... Isliye.
Chus kr rkh deta hu.
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Santa-Mujhe Apni GF Ko Gift Dena Hai, Kya Du
Banta-Chota Sa Diamond Ring De
Snta- Yaar, Koi Badi Chiz Bata Na
Bnta-Phir MRF Ka Tyre De De
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Teacher-santa,agar samundar me nimbu kaa ped ho to nimbu kaise todoge. santa-chidiya bankar. Teacher-insaan ko chidiya tumhara baap banayga? Santa-samundar me ped aapka baap banayga.
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Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?
Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.
Pasenger-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The.
Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.
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Santa – gai kale me macchar ne ullu banavya
Banta – e kvi rite?
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Santa – me bedroom ma machhardani nakhi ane hall ma sui gyo..
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Banta:yaar santa,
agar Maa ke kadmo me Jannat hoti h to
Naani ke kadmo mekya hoti h?
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Santa (thodi der sochne k baad):Jannat-2
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Ek Sabha Mein Ek Padre Ne Kaha – Mujhe Pata H Ki Iss Sabha Mein Ek Aadmi Aisa H Jo Kisi Dusre Aadmi Ki Sarti Ke Sath Sota H. Agar Usne Daanpatar Mein 100/- Na Dale To Mein Uska Naam Sabko Bata Dunga. Baad Mein Dekhne Par Malum Padha Ki Danpatar Bilkul Bhara Hua H. :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
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Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Math Ka Test Le Raha Hota Hai.
Santa: “ Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? ”
Pappu: “ 6, 7 ”
Santa: “ Wah Mera Beta To Bohat Hoshiyaar Hai,Aur 6, 7 Ke Baad? ”
Pappu: “ 8, 9, 10 ”
Santa: “ Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad? ”
Pappu: “ Gulam, Begum, Badshaah “
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