Santa Banta Aur Pappu Picnic ParGaye
Wahan Ja Kar Yaad Aaya Ke Pepsi To Ghar Bhool Gaye, .
Decide Kiya Ke Pappu Ja Kar Pepsi Le Aaye, .
Pappu:- Main Is Shart Par JaungaKi Tum Mere Aane Tak Samose Nhi Khaoge... .
Dono Ne Kaha Theek Hai,
1 Din Guzar Gaya Pappu Nhi Aaya,2 Din GuzarGaye 2no Ne Socha KeAb Samose Kha Lene Chahiye, Dono Ne Jaise Hi Samosa Uthaya...
Pappu Ped Ke Peche Se Nikal Ke Bola... .
Aise Karoge To Main Nhi Jaonga..
Beta:Papa Madam Ne aj Ek Sawal Poocha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe malum Tha
Sardar:Mera Shona Puttar, Sawal Kya Tha ???
Beta:Madam Ne Pucha, Black Board K Paas Potty Kisne Ki Hai
Santa Daru Pee Ke Tala Kholne Laga, Hath Kanpne
Ki Vajah Se Tala Nahi Khula,
Banta- Mai Khol Du,
Santa- Mai Khol Lunga, Tu Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala
Bahut Hil Raha Hai
Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya.
Doctor: Ye kaise Hua?
Santa: Main Chappal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha.
Mujhe 1 Admi Bola -
Gadhe Kabhi KHOPDI Ka Bhi Istemal Kar Liya Kar..
Santa Baar Baar Apne Santan Ke,
Khushnasibi Ki Duaa Maangta Tha...
Aisa Vo Kai Saalo Se Kar Rha Tha :D
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One Day Ek Farishta Aaya Uske Pass
Or Bola
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Bhagwaan Ke Liye Bhaii.
Pahle Tu Shadi To Kar.
Ekdin SANTA ne ek ladki ko phn kya
SANTA:hy jan how r u? what r u doing?
LADKI:f9...mai rice cooke kar rah hoon
SANTA:what..jab bhi tumhe phn krti hoon
Tum rice cooke karte ho
GIRL:na na mai toh naukrani.
Malkin Ne Rajpal Yadav Se Kaha- Dekho Rajpal Jab Bhi Tumhe, Kisi Room Mein Jana Ho To Pehle Darwaja Kharkata Liya Karo. Kya Pata Mein Kiss Haal Mein Hu. Rajpal: Mujhe Darwaja Khatkatane Ki Jarurat Nahi Hoti. Mein Pehle Kahi Gharo Mein Kaam Kar Chukka Hu, Eye Hol Se Sab Kuch Dekhkar Hi Ander Aata Hu. :sunflower::sunflower::rose::rose::hibiscus::rose::rose::sunflower::sunflower:
Santa and Banta in a football stadium..
Santa:Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta:Goal kar rahe hain!
Santa:Lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain, aur kitni gol karenge