- Categories
- Republic Day SMS 293
- Love - Romantic SMS 25444
- Shayari SMS 25409
- Picture SMS 294
- Festival Special SMS 3778
- Quotes SMS 485
- Story SMS 520
- Day Wishes Sms 8293
- Language SMS 414
- Sayings SMS 3845
- Season SMS 144
- Jokes - Funny SMS 14933
- Gujarati Messages 1912
- Hindi SMS 780
- Sad - Bewafa SMS 5201
- Whatsapp SMS 981
- Tips And Tricks SMS 1106
- All Funny SMS 2450
- All Anniversary SMS 180
- Ghazal SMS 251
- Religious SMS 77
- Social Network Special SMS 202
- Mix SMS 704
- Sunday Special Sms 2
- Happy New Year SMS 8
- Whatsapp Status 12371
- Sanskrit Subhashit 1
- Best Selected Messages 10
- Starting With Character P 1
- Text-Art 3
- Emoji Jokes 1
- Gujarati Suvichar Sms 458
- Lion Sms 1
- Good Morning Shayri 2
-
Before Marriage - After
Marriage Jokes 1 - Maut Special Messages 1
- Hindi Jokes 37
- Valentine Week Special SMS 298
- 2000 Notes Jokes SMS 1
- Janu Whatsapp Status 7
- Shakespeare Quotes 2
- Hitler Quotes 1
- Albert Schweitzer Quotes 1
-
ગુડ
મોર્નિંગ
મેસેજ 1 - March Ending Special Messages 1
- Whatsapp Emoji Puzzles 1
- Gujarati Emoji Puzzles 2
- Gujarati Ukhana (Puzzle) 1
- Happy Gandhi Jayanti 1
- Girlfriend Special Jokes 3
- Daru Special Jokes 1
- Cheteshwar Poojara Jokes 1
- Punjabi Jokes 1
- Cricket Special Jokes 1
- Social Media Special Jokes 1
- 14 January Special Messages 8
- Nick Vujicic Quotes 85
- Don't Give Up 4
- Divyang Special Quotes 3
- Mark Twain Quotes 2407
-
Motivational Status For
Whatsapp 21 - English Quotes 93
- Gujarati Shayari Status 13
- Gujarati Love Status 1
- Love - Romantic Shayari 3
- Corona Virus Special Jokes 18
- Comedy Message 2
- Hindi Shayari 48
- Hindi Whatsapp Status 55
- Corona Virus Special 17
- City Life Related 1
- Yesbank Fanny Joke 5
- Yes Bank Special Jokes 6
- Yes Bank Fanny And New Joke 5
- Good Morning Status 98
- Holi Special Messages 16
- Holi Whatsapp Status 14
-
Holi And Dhuleti Special
Messages 11 - Holi Hai 16
- Holi Gujarati Messages 9
- Dhuleeti Joke 1
-
Stock Market Crash Special
Jokes 3 - English Funny Messages 1
- Osho Special Messages 3
- Osho Whatsapp Status 3
- Mark Twain 21
-
Motivational Status For
Whatsapp 1 -
It's Beauty That Captures Your
Attention. Personality Which
Captures Your Heart. 1 - George Bernard Shaw Quotes 5
- Mark Twain Life 20
- Mothers Day Special Status 1
- Hindi Message 161
- Aatm Nirbhar Bharat Message 12
- Swadeshi Special Message 12
- Narendra Modi Quotes 1
- RIP Tiktok Jokes 6
- Jok 1
- Englih SMS 142
- English Good Morning SMS 178
- English Whatsapp Status 165
- English Massages 5
- English Quotes SMS 171
- English Massages 142
- English Quotes SMS. 6
-
Sanskrit Sahitya (Stotram -
Shloka - Prarthna) 0 - English Whatsapp Status 8
- Gujarati Gujarati SMS 1
- Messages 1
- Software Engineer Quotes 0
Location |
Home
>>
Jokes - Funny SMS
>>
Santa Banta Jokes
-
Santa Banta Jokes 1306
- 4 d first time introducing intelligent santa.. Santa: ye kela kitne ka hain? Salesman: Rs 1 Santa:60ps mein dega. slsman:60ps mein sirf chilka dunga. Santa:le 40ps, kela de
Message Copied
Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
- Santa National flag lene gaya. Flag dekh k santa kuch to bola jise sunke dukanwala behosh ho gaya! . . . Santa bola isme aur colour dikhao.
Message Copied
Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
- Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Message Copied
Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
- Santa-banta ek dawat me gaye... . . . Ek aadmi ne pucha : aap dono kaun...??? . . . Santa : mai ladke walo ki taraf se... . . . Banta : aur mai ladki walo ki tarafse... . . . Aadmi : kamino aj mere baap ki 13vi h yaha...
Message Copied
Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
- Santa Singh was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. He replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.” The officer then asked, “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?” The man replied, “Sir, that would be my wife.”
Message Copied
Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
- Aadmi Ne Bhagwan Se Pucha: Tumhe Aurat Ko Itna Najuk Kyu Bnaya? Bhagwan: Taaki Tum Use Pyar Karo. Aadmi: Aur Itna Aakrshak Ku Bnaya? Bhagwan: Taaki Tum Use Pyar Kar Sako. Aadmi: Magar Use Itna Bewkoof Ku Bnaya? Bhagwan: Taaki Wo Tumhe Pyar Kar Sake.
Message Copied
Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
- Santa:- santa ghar ka darwaja : Ukhadkar bazaar mai legaya. : Ek aadmi ne pucha:- : Kaha ja rehe ho,Darwaja bechna hai. : Santa:- nahi bhai Tala khulwana hai..
Message Copied
Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
- Teacher- itne din se kaha they. santa-sir birdflu tha. Teacher- ye bimaari to birds me hoti hai. Sta- saale tune insan hi kab samjha roz to murga bana deta hai.
Message Copied
Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
- SANTA OR RAILAY TT. Train chali santa ek dibbe mein chad gaya. TT. Bola- najar nahi aata ye ladig dibba hai. SANTA- Sorry ji muje laga aap mard ho.
Message Copied
Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
- Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala? Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi. Pasenger-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The. Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.
Message Copied
Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
- Santa Aur Banta Ne Samandar Ke Kinare Board Dekha Jispe Likha Tha "Doobtey Ko Bachane Wal Ko 500 Ka Inam" Santa: Main Jump Lagata Hun Tum Muje Bachana Is Tarha 500 Milenge Hum Fifty Fifty Krenge. . Ye Keh Kar Santa Ne Jump Laga Di. Banta Khamoshi Se Dekhta Raha Toh Banta Ne Chilla Ke Kaha: "Muje Tairna Nhi Aata Tum Mje Bachate Kyun Nahi? Banta: Tum Ne Board Ke Neeche Nahi Padha, Neeche Likha Tha "Laash Nikalne Wale Ko 2000 Ka Inaam"
Message Copied
Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
- SANTA NE P.C.O PE JATE HI, P.C.O WALE KO 2 THAPPAD LAGA DIYA. SOCHO KYON? BECAUSE P.C.O KE BAHAR LIKHA THA, DIAL KARNE SE PAHLE 2 LAGAYE.
Message Copied
Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
- Dad santa:tu exam mai pas ho ya fail,mai tujhe bike jaru dilaunga... Banta: kaun si bike? Santa: Pas hua to pulsar colg jane k liye,fail hua to rajdut dudh bechne k liye...
Message Copied
Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
- Santa-Lala ji, Dettol Soap hai..? Lala ji (dhoti mein se hath nikalte hue)- Hanji Hai..! Santa-Phir hath dho ker 1 Kg chawal de do...
Message Copied
Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
- Santa-Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane He, Mobile Shop Wala- Memory Card He Kya? Santa-Nahi Memory Card Nahi He "RASAN CARD" Chalega?
Message Copied
Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
- Santa In Coffee Shop With Wife..! Santa: Jaldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jayegi.. Wife: Ki Fark Painda Hai.? Santa: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh..! Hot Coffee = Rs 15 Cold Coffee = Rs 45
Message Copied
Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
- SANTA Cigarette chupa kar: Batawo Mere Hath Me kya hai? BANTA :Rail Gadi SANTA :TumHe kaise Pata chala? BANTA :Maine Dhuwan Niklte DekhA Tha
Message Copied
Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
- Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
Message Copied
Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
- Jagjit Singh: Ye Daulat Bhi Lelo.. Ye Shaurat Bhi Lelo.. Ye Daulat Bhi Lelo, Ye Shaurat Bhi Lelo... Santa: Ye Bechara Bahut Pareshan Hai Iski Aurat Bhi Lelo
Message Copied
Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
- Santa Ko Uska Sasur Jute Maar Raha Tha Aadmi: Kyu Mar Rahe Ho? Sasur: Maine Ise Hospital Se SMS Kiya Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho, Isne Apne Sare Friendz Ko Forward Kardiya...
Message Copied
Tags : Santa Banta Jokes