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  • संता एक बार अपने रिश्तेदार से मिलने उसके शहर गया। वहां जब उसे नाश्ता दिया गया तो उसने प्लेट में गंदगी लगी देखी। उसने पूछा- प्लेटें सही ढंग से धुलती तो हैं न ? रिश्तेदार बोला- हां, बिल्कुल। ये प्लेटें वाटर से जितनी साफ हो सकती हैं हो जाती हैं। दोपहर को जब खाने पर गंदी थाली देखी तो संता ने फिर वही सवाल किया। फिर वहीं जवाब मिला – वाटर से थालियां जितनी साफ हो सकतीं हैं, हो जाती हैं। शाम को जब संता बाहर घूमने निकला तो दरवाजे पर बंधा पालतू कुत्ता भौंकने लगा। रिश्तेदार कुत्ते को डपटते हुए बोला- चुप रहो वाटर ! संताजी तो अपने घर के आदमी हैूं.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Costomer-Teri Cow Ki 1 Ankh Kharab Hai,Fir Bhi Tu 25,000 Mang Rha He. Santa-Tuze Cow Dudh Pine K Liye Leni Hai Ya Nain-Mila ne K Liye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa To Banta.. Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod Diya.. . . Banta-: Kyu..?? Kya Kaha Unhone..? . . . Santa-: Unhone Kaha . . . . . . Mungfali Me Dana Nahi, Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta: Ye Chaku Kyu Ubaal Rahe Ho.? Santa: Suicide Karne Ke Liye! Banta: To Fir Ubaalne Ki Kya Zarurat Hai.? Santa: Kahi Infection Na Ho Jaye!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Banta wathcing match When dhoni hits a bndry 1st dekho goal hua. 2nd abbe tu pappu hi rahega, goal isme nahi cricket mein hota hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye.. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.
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  • Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa- Cant you read the board.Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
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  • Ek Baar Santa Circus Dekhne Jata Hai. Toh Circus Mein Ladki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya. Ring Mastar: Aap Mein Se Koi Yeh Kaam Kar Sakta Hai? Santa: Main Aata Hoon Na, Par Pehle Iss Sher Ko Peeche Karo.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Apne Sath Ek Ladki Ko Lekar Jaa Raha Tha,
    Raste Mein Banta Mila Ye Ladki Kaun H,
    Santa: Meri Cousion H. Banta Ne Ghurte Hu Puche Cousion H.
    Santa: Ku Ho Nahi Sakti Kya,
    Banta: Kyu Nahi Ho Sakti Thode Din Pehle Meri Bhi Cousion Hi Thi.
    :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bda. Bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya. Builder: Bahut achcha ho gya! Santa: Haan ji Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the Ab chhav rahegi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ne shampoo kharida. Santa: iske sath jo gift hai do Shopkeepe: iske sath koi gift nahi hai Santa: jhoothe! ispe likha hai "Dandruff Free"
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa banta were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dr.: Aapke 3 Danth Kaise Tut Gaye . Santa.: Wife Ne Kadak Halwa Banaya . Tha Wo Khaya Isliye. . Dr : To Halwa Khane Se Mana KarDete . Santa.:- Fir To 32 Ke 32 Tut Jaate.
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  • Santa ne chalenge kiya..... "Ki woh kutubminar ko sr pe rakh k mumbai le jayega"... Sare news wale waha pahuch gye.... Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher to Santa: Name five animals that live in water? Santa; FROG. Teacher: Another four animals? Santa: Frog di Maa, odi Phen, oda Praa te oda pyo..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher - Homework Kita ? Santa - Hanji, Kita! Teacher - Fill In The Blank 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Bili____chali Santa - 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Holi Holi Chali Teacher - Oye Murkha Tenu Pata Nahi Ehda Ki Jawaab Hai. Santa - Tuhada Lehaaj Rakhya Hai, Tussi Mere Master Ho.. Nahi Ta 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Ta Billi Hil V Nahi Sakdi, Main Ta Fer Vi Holi Holi Turaa Diti.
    • 9 years ago



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