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  • santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula, banta- mai khol du, santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.
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  • Daku Bank Lutne Gaye.. Gun Ghar Me He Bhul Gaye Fir Bhi Bank Lut Lia Kaise? Bank Manager Santa Tha, Bola: Koi Baat Nai I Trust U, Gun Muje Kal Dikha Dena.
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  • Santa Went To Interview For FBI Agent. Interviewer: “Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?” Santa: “Thanks For Giving The Job Sir, I Would Immediately Start Investigation.“ -
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  • santa ne ek ladki ko patane ke liye kaha. Mujhe apne pita g se, Bahut sara dhan milne wala hai. Ab us ladki ko santa maa kehkar bulata hai.
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  • Santa Ne Cafe Mein Ek Ladki se I Love You Kaha.. . . Ladki Ne Zor Se Ek Kheench Ke Chanta Maara Aur Boli: KYAA BOLAA ??? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Santa Rote Hue Bola: Kamini Tune Jab Suna Hi Nahi To Chanta Kyo Maara????
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  • Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa- Cant you read the board.Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
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  • santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar
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  • Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghumaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch B Nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
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  • banta- ladkiya shrab se itna nafrat kyu krti hai? santa-kyuki shrab pine k baad unke chuhe jaise pati shero jaisa bartaao krne lagte hai...
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  • Manager: What Is Your Qualification..? Santa: Sir I Am PHSD.. Manager: What Do U Mean By PHSD..? Santa: Passed Hight School With Difficulty..!
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  • Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta? Banta: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta.
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  • Santa To Banta Hum Dono Me Kya Rishta He Bnta- Jo Besan Or PaKode Ka He Santa-Wo Kese Banta-QkI Jab Besan SANTA Hai Tabhi To PaKoda BANTA He.
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  • Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya. Phir dusri side se bahar nikla Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:???? Yaar, ye konsa road tha???????? Itne sare speed breaker
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  • Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge? Santa: Biwi Se Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!
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  • Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai. Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami? Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
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  • Santa to Banta: Tum apni biwi ko kya naam se bulate ho? Banta: Google darling. Santa: Why such a strange name? Banta: Ek sawal karo, 100 jawab deti hai!
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  • :: Santa Banta Funny SMS :: Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. Banta: Ye Kya Hai? Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai. Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar, Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.
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  • Santa Ne Evrest Pe Dekha Waha Pe 1 Baba GUTKA Ragad Raha Tha Santa-Baba Ye Kya Hai? Baba-Masala Santa-Oh To EVREST MASALA Aap Hi Bnate Ho?
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  • Santa apne bete ko cycle par baitha kar rulaye ja raha tha. Kisi ne pucha tumhara beta kyo ro raha h. santa ne kaha CYCLE me ghanti nahi hai.
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  • Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di Banta : Kyun? Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge kiaaaa
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