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  • संता ने मक्खी के पैर तोड़ कर कहा… “जा उड़ जा”!… लेकिन मक्खी नहीं उड़ी. संता:इससे साबित होता है कि मक्खी के पैर तोड़ दिए जाएं तो मक्खी सुन नहीं सकती.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Raja Dashrath ki teen raniyaan thi. Wife: Toh? Santa: Toh main do shadiyaan aur kar sakta hoon! Wife: Soch lo. Draupadi ke 5 pati they. Santa: Tu bhi naa, dil pe le leti hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Kutte Ki Poonch Pipe Mein Dal Raha Thha, Banta: "Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti" Santa: "Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:What is the diffirence between pyar & shaadi? Santa:very simple sir,pyar insaan ko andha bana deta hai aur shaadi insaan ki ankhen khol deti hai..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Radio Lekar Khet Me Potti Karne Gaya. Banta: Aaj To Maje Se Ki Hogi? Santa: Khak Maje Se Ki, Radio Pe Jan- Gan-Man Aa Gaya. Khade Khade Karni Padi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ke Bete Ka Acident Ho Gaya Dr: Aapke Bete K Pair Katne Padenge.. Santa Ne Apna Sir Pakda. Dr: Kya Hua Santa: Kal Hi Nalayak Ko Chapal Dilai Thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie.... The Movie came to an End.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa - "why are all these people running? Banta - "This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Santa - "If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?"
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बार संता एक पार्टी में गया। पार्टी में उसकी निगाह एक सुन्दर सी लड़की पर टिक गयी तो वह उसे बड़े गौर से देखने लगा। जब काफी देर तक उसने लड़की को ताड़ना बंद नहीं किया तो लड़की उसके पास आई और उस से बोली," क्या आप मेरे चेहरे से एक चीज़ हटा सकते हैं?" संता ख़ुशी से," ओह जी क्यों नहीं आप तो बस हुकुम करो क्या हटाना है।" लड़की: अपनी कुत्ते जैसी नज़र।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- yaar banta hamare beach kya relation hai? Banta- yaar wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai. Santa- kaise? Banta- kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • RAILWAY INTERVIEW ———————— Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek hi line pe aa gayi to kya karoge? Santa:- Ji,, red light dikhaunga.. Interviewer:- Red light na ho to? Santa:- Torch dikhaunga.. Interviewer:- Torch na ho to? Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga. Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na hui to? Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga. Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun? Santa:- Ji, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi.. .
    • 10 years ago



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  • autowala:bus stop tak ke 20rs. santa:saman bhi sath me hai. autowala: saman free hai. santa:ok, saman le chal maine paidal aata hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte huye :- Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye GREECE trykaren..? Santa: - Kyon..? Sarso ke tel me kya kharabi hai..? Jisko samjha woh thoko LIKE. K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • Taxi Wala: Sir Sorry Main Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya. Santa: Oye Paji Koi Gal Nahi Main Bhi Apna Batwa Ghar Bhul Gaya Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Do Makhiya Film Dekhkar Laut Rahi Thi. Unme Se Ek Ne Kaha- Aaj Garmi Bahut Jyada H Udne Ka Mann Nahi Kar Raha H. Dusri Ne Kaha: Koi Baat Nahi. Ek Kutta Kar Lete H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Toilet Gaya To Diwar Per Likha Tha, "Duniya Chaand Per Phuch Gai Hai, Aur Tum Yaha Baitho Ho?" Santa Ne Likh Diya, "Bas Ye Kerke, Me Bhi Jaa Rhaa Hun."
    • 10 years ago



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