Ek Baar Santa Ka Dost Musibat Mein Tha Wo Santa Se Ye Baat Share Karte Hue Kahta Hai.
Dost Bola: “Yaar Musibat Ke Waqt Gadhe Ko Bhi Baap Banana Padta Hai”
Santa: “Wah Yaar Badi Himmat Hai Jo Teri Mummy Maan Bhi Jati Hai“
Santa Went To Interview For FBI Agent.
Interviewer: “Who Killed Abraham Lincoln?”
Santa: “Thanks For Giving The Job Sir, I Would
Immediately Start Investigation.“
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Santa Ki Wife Mar gai
Banta Usko Chup Karane K Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye
Santa-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa
Banta-Q?
Santa-Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krna H
संता - मुझे संस्कृत सीखा | पंडित - क्यों ? संता - देवता ओ की भाषा है, स्वर्ग में जरुरत पड़ेगी | पंडित - अगर नर्क गया तो ? संता - हरियाणवी तो आती है | :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Ek bar santa banta se.Yar ham 2no ke bich koun sa rishta hai.To banta bolo yar jaise ki besan our pakode ka.to santa bola kaise.to banta bola ki besan santa hai.tabi to pakoda banta hai.
santa ki wife ne sms kiya ki ghar kab aa rahe hoo??
zwab main santa ne sms kiya ki 20-25 min main....or zyada late hoo jaye toh sms fir se padh lena......
Santa: Banta, Don’t Put Mobile Charging While
Sleeping At Night?
Banta: Why??
Santa: Sometimes, Battery May Blast.
Banta: Yah. I Know. That’s Why I Am Removing
Battery From Mobile While Charging…