Police:- "Humey pakki Khabar mili hai ki aapke Ghar mein visphotak samagri hai..!!"
Santa~ "Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maikey gayi hai..!!"
Ek Bar Santa Ka Interview Tha
To Us Pucha Gaya K Duniya Ki
Eaisi Konsi Wife H Jisko Ye
Pata Hota H K Uska Husband Kaha
H To Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak
Dimag Lagaya Aur Bola Vidhva Aurat.
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Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To
Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha!
Wife Romantic Hokar:
Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya?
Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola:
Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!!
अगर आपकी बीवी को भूत पकड़ ले, तो आप क्या करोगे..? :disappointed_relieved: . . . . . Santa:- मैंने क्या करना है ?:smirk:... .. गलती भूत की है, खुद भुगतेगा.:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya
Sab darwaze
Khirkiyan
Band kardi
Light off kar ke
Uske pass aaya Aur bola:
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Ye
Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai
2 Dost Salo K Bad Mile
Pata Chala Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gayi Hai
Santa - Kaisi Hai Tumhari Biwi ?
Banta- Swarg Ki Apsra Hai
Aur Teri?
Santa- Meri To Abhi Jinda Hai.
Army training k dauran
1 officer ne Santa se
pucha :- yeh hath me
kya hai ?
Santa :- Sir yeh banduk
hai.
Officer :- yeh banduk nhi
tumhari izzat or shaan
hai, tumhari Ma hai
Maa !!!!
then officer to another
sipahi ( Banta ):- yeh
tumhare haath me kya
hai ?
Banta :- sir, yeh Santa k
Ma hai or hamari Aunty
hai Aunty.......:-D
chetan
santa Juice ki Dukan par..
santa :-"Papa Kya koi aisi ulti
Machine nahi hai , Jisme
Juice dalo to Fal nikle?"
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Papa- Hai na Beta, Tu Usi ka to Fal
hai..
Jo smjha maro like
vrna pogo dekho.. :P
Ek Grahak Apni Plate Mein Jhankta Hua, Bola- Yeh Kya H? Mujhe To Tari Hi Tari Dikhayi De Rahi H, Isme To Meet Bilkul Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha. Waiter: Hoga Shahb Dekho To. . . Grahak: Kya Khak Hoga, Ise To Tum Mangalwar Ko Kisi Pandit Ji Ko Bhi Khilao To Unka Bhi Dharmbrasht Nahi Hoga. :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
Santa dials a number a girl
receives tha call.
Santa: who r u...?
Girl: seeta here.
Santa: sorry madam..
Maine to chandigrh phone kiya
tha galte se ayodhya lag gya!