Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein!
Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein!
Santa Ki Wife Apne Pati Se Pareshan Ho Kar,
Swami Lunnacharya Ke Pass Gayi.
Santa’s Wife: “Swami Ji,
Mere Pati Roz Aadhi Raat Ko,
Ghar Se Chale Jate Hai.
Swami Ji: Isse Mein Aap Ki Samsya Samju,
Ya Mere Liye Aap Ka Invitation?
At the scene of an accident a man was crying:
O God! I have lost my hand , oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa.
Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha:
100% Soft & Silky. Tested By CHAND & SONS.
Very exiting santa
Chota Santa: Aunty Is Bar To Aap Ko Larka Hi Hoga.
.
Aunty: Tumhe Kaise Pata Chala.
.
Chota Santa: Aap Ki Phatti Hui
Shalwar Se Mujhe Us Ki
.
Moonchein
.
Nazar Aa Rahi Hai
संता: ट्रेन में रात भर नींद नहीं आई. ऊपर की सीट मिली थी गर्मी बहुत थी.
बंता:तो किसी से सीट बदल लेते.
संता:यार, किससे बदलता. नीचे की सीट पर कोई आया ही नहीं.
Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein:
Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents.
Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies AurGents Nahi Hota Yar!
Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka…
Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says “Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!”