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  • SANTA-Tu paida kaise hua? BANTA-Hospital me aur tu. Snta-Jungle me! Bnta-kaise? Snta-Meri pregnent maa ko 2 daaku jungle le gye aur kaha-JO KUCH HAI..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na? Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi Jo Musibat Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De. Main Zarur Aaunga
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Toilet Gaya To Diwar Per Likha Tha, "Duniya Chaand Per Phuch Gai Hai, Aur Tum Yaha Baitho Ho?" Santa Ne Likh Diya, "Bas Ye Kerke, Me Bhi Jaa Rhaa Hun."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apne bete ko cycle par baitha kar rulaye ja raha tha. Kisi ne pucha tumhara beta kyo ro raha h. santa ne kaha CYCLE me ghanti nahi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Golu or Molu Bahut Achhe Dost Thhe Par Achanak Ek Hi Din Dono Mar Jate Hai Aur Ikathe Narak Mein Pahunchte Hai. Golu Ne Molu Ko Dekha Aur Hairan Hote Hue Pucha. Golu: ��Abe Tu Kaise Mara?�� Molu: ��Thand Se, Aur Tu?�� Golu: ��Mene Aatam Hatya Ki�� Molu: ��Kyu Be, Tu To Achha Bhala Tha Aur Khushi Se Jee Raha Thha?�� Golu: ��Yaar, Mujhe Laga Meri Biwi Ka Kisi Se Affair Hai, Ek Din Shaq Hone Pe Chaapa Maara Par Koi Nahi Tha, Sharm Ke Mare Maine Aatm-Hatya Kar Li�� Molu Ne Golu Ko Zor Se Thapad Mara Aur Bola. ��HARAMKHOR Agar Fridge Khol Ke Dekha Hota, To Na Tu Sharm Se Marta Aur . Na Mein Thand Se�� :-D :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Aapas Mein Lad Rahe The.. Santa: Sale Main Tere Kapde Phaad Kar Tujhe Nanga Kar Dunga... Banta: Plz Yaar Serious Ladai Mein Aisi Romantic Baatein Mat Kar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता (बंता से)- आज टीवी पर 30 फीट का सांप दिखाने वाले हैं। बंता (संता से)- अच्छा! पर मैं नहीं देख सकूंगा। संता- क्यों? बंता- मेरा टीवी सिर्फ 21 इंच का ही है!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Malkin Ne Rajpal Yadav Se Kaha- Dekho Rajpal Jab Bhi Tumhe,
    Kisi Room Mein Jana Ho To Pehle Darwaja Kharkata Liya Karo.
    Kya Pata Mein Kiss Haal Mein Hu.
    Rajpal: Mujhe Darwaja Khatkatane Ki Jarurat Nahi Hoti.
    Mein Pehle Kahi Gharo Mein Kaam Kar Chukka Hu,
    Eye Hol Se Sab Kuch Dekhkar Hi Ander Aata Hu.
    :sunflower::sunflower::rose::rose::hibiscus::rose::rose::sunflower::sunflower:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu? Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya. Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa in Coffee shop wth wife. santar:Jldi Pi, Coffee thandi ho Jaye gi. Wife:ki frk painda hai? Srdar: Bewakuf Rate List dekh Hot coffee Rs.15 Cold coffee.45
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa or Banta chess khel rahe the, Santa : Aab bus hua. hum khel band karte hain. Banta: thik hain, waise bhi tumhara ghoda, aur mera hathi hi bacha hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Cafe Mein 1 Ladki Se I Love You Kaha Ladki Ne Chanta Mara Aur Boli: Kya Bola? To Santa Rote Hue Bola: Jab Suna Nahi Tune To Chanta Kyu Mara?
    • 10 years ago



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  • बंता- तुमने इतने छोटे-छोटे बाल क्यों कटवाए? संता- दरअसल नाई के पास 3 रुपये छुट्टे नहीं थे, तो मैंने कहा कि 3 रुपये के और काट दे !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga. . Banta: fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U Ab Tum Muje Bolo Girl:Me Abi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai H thoko like
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kr Dega Banta- Q? Santa- Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.
    • 10 years ago



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