Santa- are yar chal chess khelenge.
Banta- nahi yar main nahi khel sakta
Santa- kyon?
Banta- kyonki mere pass sports shoes nahi hai
arey haso na.......!
Santa: Apne Sath Ek Ladki Ko Lekar Jaa Raha Tha, Raste Mein Banta Mila Ye Ladki Kaun H, Santa: Meri Cousion H. Banta Ne Ghurte Hu Puche Cousion H. Santa: Ku Ho Nahi Sakti Kya, Banta: Kyu Nahi Ho Sakti Thode Din Pehle Meri Bhi Cousion Hi Thi. :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
Santa Ki Shaadi Ke Liye Ladki Ke Baap Ne Santa Se Puchha.
Baap: “Akal Badi Ya Bhains?”
Santa Ne Bohat Der Sochha Aur Phir Jawab Diya.
Santa: “Tumne Mujhe Paagal Samjha Hai?, Date Of Birth To Batayi Hi Nahi“
santa banta were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
Teacher-santa,agar samundar me nimbu kaa ped ho to nimbu kaise todoge. santa-chidiya bankar. Teacher-insaan ko chidiya tumhara baap banayga? Santa-samundar me ped aapka baap banayga.
Santa to Banta - tumko
kisi se pyar hua hai ?
Banta - haa yaar par vo
manti hi nahi,
Kyu kya kaheti he,
Kaheti hai "I love u 2"
Pata nahi sala ye dusra
kon hai...
Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha.
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Mujrewali- Saheb,
Humne Apko Khush Kiya
ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do.
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Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho,
Mai Nachta Hu.
Doctor : Santo Se 3 Tarah Ki Goliya Dete Hue Kaha,
Lal Goli Subha, Pili Dophar, Aur Hari Raat Ko 3 Glass Pani Ke Sath Lena.
Thik Ho Jaogi,
Santo: Aakhir Mujhe Hua Kya H?
Doctor: Kuch Nahi. Tum Pani Kam Peeti Ho.
Santa- Kal me film dekh Aya,
film achi thi par film ka naam bada ajib tha
Frnd-Kya naam tha
Snta- Badi Gaand
Frnd- abe vo badi gaand nhi"BODYGUARD" hai.
Police..: hume aapke ghar ki talaashi leni hai, suna hai k aapke ghar mein visfotak saamagri hai.
Santa....:Khabar to pakki he, par abhi wo maike gyi huyi hai..:
Santa Ki Wife Mar gai
Banta Usko Chup Karane K Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye
Santa-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa
Banta-Q?
Santa-Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krna H
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
Santa-banta ek dawat me gaye...
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Ek aadmi ne pucha : aap dono
kaun...???
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Santa : mai ladke walo ki taraf se...
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Banta : aur mai ladki walo ki
tarafse...
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Aadmi : kamino aj mere baap ki
13vi h yaha...