Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Santa- Cant you read the board.Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Ek Truck Dusre Truck Ko Rassi Se Bandh Kar Le Ja Raha Tha
Ye Dekh Kar Santa Hans-Hans Ke Lot-Pot Ho Gaya Aur Bola.
Santa: “Ek Rassi Ko Le Jane K Liye 2-2 Truck“
Santa on an
interview for
the post of detective
was asked a question
-
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Santa – Thanks for
giving me the job,
I will investigate.
Today,Santa Was Lying On Beach,
.
.
Amrican: R U Relaxing?
Santa:No I M Gopal Singh,
.
Another Amrican: R U Relaxing?
Santa: No I M Gopal Singh
.
Another Amrican: R U Relaxing?
Santa: No (Shouting) I M Gopal
Singh And
Left Tht Place In Anger.
.
.
Then Santa Asks One American Lying Nearby,
R U Relaxing?
American: Yes.
.
Santa Slaps Him&Says,
"Haramkhor Sab Tujhe Dhund
Rahey Hai Aur Tu Yaha Pada Hai!:D
संता (बंता से)- यार मैंने अपनी गर्ल फ्रेंड को गिफ्ट देना है, क्या दूं?
बंता (संता से)- गोल्ड रिंग दे दे.
संता- कोई बड़ी चीज बता।
बंता- फिर एमआरएफ का टायर दे दे।
Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya"..
Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..
Agle din kendi 6+2=8..
fir kendi 4+4=8
ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mujhe kya padheygi..:-)
संता- यार तूने कभी सोचा है कि अस्पताल में ऑपरेशन से पहले मरीज को बेहोश क्यों किया जाता है?
बंता- अगर बेहोश नहीं किया और मरीज ने ऑपरेशन करना सीख लिया तो डॉक्टर के धंधे की तो वाट लग जाएगी।