Santa ek din school se ghar ja rha tha,
raste me use ek 500 ko not mila ,usne not utha kr socha ese ghar le jane se achha hai mai ese yahi chhupa deta hu mere kl ke kharch ke kam aayega
usne 5oo ke not ko ek ped ke niche jamin me khod kr gda diya or ek bord bnd kr usme likha"maine yaha paise nhi chhupaya hai"
Banta To His Son :
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Oye, Ghabrana Matt,
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Tu Sher Da Puttar Hai...
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Son : Ji Haan Papa,
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Class Me Teacher Bhi Yehi Bolti Hai,
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Ki Tu Zarur Kisi Jaanwar Ki Aulad
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YogiRaj
Ek Grahak Apni Plate Mein Jhankta Hua, Bola- Yeh Kya H? Mujhe To Tari Hi Tari Dikhayi De Rahi H, Isme To Meet Bilkul Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha. Waiter: Hoga Shahb Dekho To. . . Grahak: Kya Khak Hoga, Ise To Tum Mangalwar Ko Kisi Pandit Ji Ko Bhi Khilao To Unka Bhi Dharmbrasht Nahi Hoga. :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
Santa Apni Girlfriend Se Phone Par Baatein Kar Raha Tha.
Girlfriend: “Mujhe Iss Valentine Par Kya De Rahe Ho?”
Santa: “Jaanu, Main Tumhe Diamond Ring La Dunga, Car, Bangla Sab La Dunga.”
Girlfriend: “Wowww, To Aaj Shaam Ko Park Mein Aa Rahe Ho Na?”
Santa: “Haan, Agar Mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya Diya To Jaroor Aa Jayunga.”
Santa apne papa ke sat ja raha tha
Us ka lali pop gir gaya,
To daidy ne kha beta chod do
Dosra lelegen
2 dinbad un ke sat us ki ma bhi
thi,
Ma gir gai to bete ne kha,
Daddy chod do dosri lelege.
Teacher - Homework Kita ?
Santa - Hanji, Kita!
Teacher - Fill In The Blank
900 Chuhe Kha Ke Bili____chali
Santa - 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Holi Holi Chali
Teacher - Oye Murkha Tenu Pata Nahi
Ehda Ki Jawaab Hai.
Santa - Tuhada Lehaaj Rakhya Hai,
Tussi Mere Master Ho..
Nahi Ta 900 Chuhe Kha Ke
Ta Billi Hil V Nahi Sakdi,
Main Ta Fer Vi Holi Holi Turaa Diti.
Santa: Banta Bhai Aj Hum Log Tab Tak Piyenge Jab Tak Samne Vale Ped 3 Ke 6 Nahi Dikhte??
Waiter: Bus Karo Salo Smne 1 Hi Ped Hai..ab Kya Pura Jungle Banaoge
Santa Electric Shop me:
2 pankhe dena 1 ladies or 1 Gents.
Salesman: pankho me ladies or gents nhi hota.
Santa: Saale kaise nhi hota 1 BAJAJ ka de or 1 USHA ka
Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu..
Banta: Wo Kaise?
Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!....