santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu?
Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya.
Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.
Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai,
Aur Kehta Hai.
Santa: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai,
Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya
Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha:
Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Tha?
Santa: Niimboo Pani Mein
santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada?
doctor-konsa game khelteho?
santa-mobile mai snake wala
Golden Words By Martin Luther King.
If U Cant Fly, Run.
If U Cant Run, Walk.
If U Cant Walk, Crawl.
But Keep Moving.
Santa: Woh To Theek Hai,
Par Jaana Kaha Hai ?
Hahahaha
2 Dost Salo K Bad Mile
Pata Chala Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gayi Hai
Santa - Kaisi Hai Tumhari Biwi ?
Banta- Swarg Ki Apsra Hai
Aur Teri?
Santa- Meri To Abhi Jinda Hai.
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,
banta- mai khol du,
santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.
Santa And Banta Jungle Mein, Samne Aaya Sher…
Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Mitti Phenki,
Aur Bhaagne Lagaa Aur Santa Ko Bhi Bhaagne Ko Kahaa.
Santa : Main Kyu Bhagu, Mitti To Tune Phenki Hai
Beta:Papa Madam Ne aj Ek Sawal Poocha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe malum Tha
Sardar:Mera Shona Puttar, Sawal Kya Tha ???
Beta:Madam Ne Pucha, Black Board K Paas Potty Kisne Ki Hai
Santa Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi.
Doctor Bola: “ Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai ”
Biwi: “ Hey Bhagwan… Doctor Sahab, Ek Phone Kar Loon? ”
Doctor: “ Kyun ? ”
Biwi: “ Unko Batana Hai Ke Potty Unke Tiffin Mein Chali GayiHai “
santa di wife t.v te matchvekh rhi c.
Santa tyar ho k romantic mood ch aa k apni wife nu bolya: m kiddan lgg rha ha.
udo hi match ch dhoni ne chkka marya te snta di wife boli: CHAAKKKKKAAAAAA....