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  • Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha Khudkushi Paap hai Zulm hai Gunah hai Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko Goli maarle!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa=Mai kal film dekhne theater gaya,Wahan Such-much aadmi ko kat rahe the Banta:- Tu Kaunse theatre gaya tha? Santa:-Operation theater.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Aise Jeevan Se To Accha H Mein Marr Jaun, Bhagwan Tu Mujhe Utha Le. Santo: Hey Prabhu! Inse Pehle Mujhe Utha Le Santa: Parbhu! Tu Isi Ki Sun, Mein Apni Arji Wapas Leta Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue... tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli: Pata he na kya karna hai..? . . . . . . . . Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,, Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..! :P :v :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1GiRL FaNSi LaGa KaR MaRNe Ja RaHi Thi SaNTa Ne KhiDKi Se DeKHa Or BoLa SiRf LaTaKne Se HeiGHt Nhi BaDheGi MoM Ko BoLo CoMpLaN B PiLaYe
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa joins car driving school Banta: tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai? kuch aata hai kya ? Santa: haan.. ab horn badi ache se bajata hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Santa Santo Mein Jagda Ho Gaya. Or Ek Duse Se Ladne Lage.
    Santa: Maine Tumhe Banarasi Shadi Dilwayi.
    Santo: Tumne Mujhe Pehante Hue Dekha,
    Santa: Maine Tumhe Sone Kei Anghuti Di,
    Santo: Tumne Mera Hathpakadkar Meri Ungli Mein Pehnayi.
    Santa: Maine Tumhare Make Up Ka Bil Diya.
    Santo: Tumne Mujhe Kiss Kiya
    Santa: Maine Tumhe Har Jahag Siar Karayi,
    Santo: Tumn Mere Sath Mauj Masti Bhi To Ki H.
    :heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai. Santa : Par Janab Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Santa-"Chidiya Bankar." Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!" Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Shaadi Ke Jode Kon Banta Hai..? Banta: Aasmaan Me Bahgwan Bante Hai, Santa: O Teri Yaar, Galti Ho Gye Banta: Kyu..! Santa: Main To Darji Ko De Aaya..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता- क्यों रो रहे हो? बंता- हाथी मर गया है। संता- ये तुम्हारा पालतू हाथी था क्या? बंता- नहीं। संता- तो फिर तुम क्यों रो रहे हो? बंता- मुझे उसकी कब्र खोदने का काम मिला है !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher- itne din se kaha they. santa-sir birdflu tha. Teacher- ye bimaari to birds me hoti hai. Sta- saale tune insan hi kab samjha roz to murga bana deta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • latest sms jokes ‚‚ BANTA-tera history da paper kaisa hua ? SANTA-’bhout bura’, Saalo ne mere birth se B phale K question puch rakhe the.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mahila: Doctor Sahab, Kya Mein Injection Lagwane Ke Baad Thik Ho Jaungi.? Doctor: 100% Aap Thik Ho Jayengi. Survey Ke Anusar Iss Injection Se 5 Mein Se Kewal 1 Thik Hota H Or Aap Se Pehle 4 Marr Chuke H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa To Banta.. Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod Diya.. . . Banta-: Kyu..?? Kya Kaha Unhone..? . . . Santa-: Unhone Kaha . . . . . . Mungfali Me Dana Nahi, Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Badhi Der Tak Bolne Ke Baad Jab Stage Se Niche Utra,
    To Ek Firangi News Reporter Ne Pucha,
    Aapke Yaha To Neta Bahut Der-Der Tak Bolte H,
    Tab Uss, Aadmi Ne Muskura Kar Jawab Diya,
    Netaji To Abhi Aayenge. Abhi To Mick Testing Chal Rahi Thi.
    :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ke tapasya se bhagwan khush hoker bole VAR MAANGO VATS Santa-PRABHU,aap jaisa soch rahe hai mai vaisa nahi hu . Mujhe Vadhu chahiye
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA ELECTRIC SHOP ME- 2 PANKHE DENA 1 LADIES OR 1 GENTS. SALESMAN-PANKHO ME LADIES OR GENTS NHI HOTA SANTA-KESE NHI HOTA 1 BAJAJ KA DE OR EK Usha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Santa- Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
    • 10 years ago



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