Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
संता: ये बीमा कंपनी वाले भी गज़ब करते है. लोगों की बीवियों के पास घंटों बैठ कर पति के मरने के फायदे बताते हैं.
बंता:तभी मेरी बीवी बार-बार मुझसे मेरी उम्र पूछ कर खुश हो रही थी और कह रही थी की आपकी कीमत आप क्या जानो.
Santa Apni Girlfriend Se Phone Par Baatein Kar Raha Tha.
Girlfriend: “Mujhe Iss Valentine Par Kya De Rahe Ho?”
Santa: “Jaanu, Main Tumhe Diamond Ring La Dunga, Car, Bangla Sab La Dunga.”
Girlfriend: “Wowww, To Aaj Shaam Ko Park Mein Aa Rahe Ho Na?”
Santa: “Haan, Agar Mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya Diya To Jaroor Aa Jayunga.”
Teacher:What is the diffirence between pyar & shaadi?
Santa:very simple sir,pyar insaan ko andha bana deta hai aur shaadi insaan ki ankhen khol deti hai..!
Santa and Banta in a football stadium..
Santa:Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta:Goal kar rahe hain!
Santa:Lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain, aur kitni gol karenge
Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa
Raha Tha,
Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila
Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha.
Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua?
Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya
Mili Hai?
Dost: 6 Hafte
Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte
Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt
Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko
Maar Dala
Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale,
Yeh Tune Kya Kiya?
Puri Baat To Sunta,
6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.
Santa in bmw at Petrol
Pump:"5 Rupaiye Ka petrol daal
do." . . . . .
.
Pump wala (gusse me):"Itna sara
petrol
dalwa ke kahaan jana
hai?" ;> . . . .. . .
.
.
.
Santa: "Jaana kahi nahi hai pagle,
Hum to aise hi paise udaate
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Santa- Cant you read the board.Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Ek Grahak Apni Plate Mein Jhankta Hua, Bola- Yeh Kya H? Mujhe To Tari Hi Tari Dikhayi De Rahi H, Isme To Meet Bilkul Bhi Nahi Dikhayi De Raha. Waiter: Hoga Shahb Dekho To. . . Grahak: Kya Khak Hoga, Ise To Tum Mangalwar Ko Kisi Pandit Ji Ko Bhi Khilao To Unka Bhi Dharmbrasht Nahi Hoga. :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile: