Santa : Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory Card Hai Kya?
Santa : Sochne Ke Baad
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Nahi Memory Card Nahi Hai,
RASHAN CARD Chalega?
By - Yogi
Biwi: Jo Aadmi Roj Raat Ko Sharab Peekar Aata H, Uske Liye Mere Maan Mein Bilkul Bhi Hamdardi Nahi H. Pati: Jise Roj Sharab Pine Ko Milti Ho, Use Kisi Ki Hamdardi Ki Jarurat Nahi Hoti. :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha
1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho
Tum??
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Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho?
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Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun.
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Santa :- Ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.
Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab
Laptop Aur LCD
Ka Zamana Hai ...
Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya.
Cashier-
Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Santa-
Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!=D =))
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks Santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Santa- Cant you read the board.Parking is only for 2 wheeler.