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  • Santa: Main apni patni ko kya gift doon?? Banta: Diamond Ring de.. Santa: Nahi main kuch bada dena chahta hoon, Banta: Fir tractor ka tyre de...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Miss kya Aap mujhey raat ko call.. kar rahi thi Miss: No Santa: Kamaal Hai Subha Jub main utha tou merey mobile pr likha tha Miss call :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua? Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi Hai, Liver Mein Pain Ho Raha Hai Doc: Daroo Peete Ho?? Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg Hi Banana.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता ने दो पत्थर अपने दोनों कानों में रख लिये. बंता:ओए! क्या कर रहा है? संता:चुप कर यार! दिखाई नहीं देता रॉक म्यूजिक सुन रहा हूं.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Golden Words By Hitler: If u cant fly, run if u cant run, walk if u cant walk, crawl but.. keep moving Santa: O taa thik ae par jana kithay hai?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Do Makhiya Film Dekhkar Laut Rahi Thi. Unme Se Ek Ne Kaha- Aaj Garmi Bahut Jyada H Udne Ka Mann Nahi Kar Raha H. Dusri Ne Kaha: Koi Baat Nahi. Ek Kutta Kar Lete H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Chemist Ki Shop Pe 1 Bottle Le K Gaya Aur Ek Chamach Liquid Shopkeeper Ko Pila K Bola: Mitha Hai Kya? Dukandar Bola: Nahi, Kyu Kya H Ye? Santa: Docter Ne Bola Chemist Ki Shop Se Urine Me Sugar Check Karwa K Aao...! Wo Check Krane Aya Tha. :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date pe:"Ye meri pehli date hai darling.. . . . . . . agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kar dena..:p :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kyaa.. Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta-Yaar Shadi K Jode Kon banata He? Bnta-Aasman Me Bhagwan Banate He S-O teri, Yaar Galti Ho Gayi B- Kya? S- Mai To Tailor Ko De Aaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kaat Raha Hai.. Banta: Abey Wo Kaat Nahi Raha, Uska Zeher Khatam Ho Gaya Hai To Wo Recharge Karwane Aaya Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki loutri lagi aur Woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se bola... Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to tum kya karogi. Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chhod dhungi. Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal yaha se.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Apni Girlfriend Ko Lekar Ghar Aaya! Use Bistar Par Baithaya, Sab Darwaze Khidki Band Kar Di, Aur Light Bhi Band Karke Apni Girlfriend Ke Pass Aaya, Aur Bola: Ye Dekho Meri Watch Mein Light Jalti Hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher - Homework Kita ? Santa - Hanji, Kita! Teacher - Fill In The Blank 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Bili____chali Santa - 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Holi Holi Chali Teacher - Oye Murkha Tenu Pata Nahi Ehda Ki Jawaab Hai. Santa - Tuhada Lehaaj Rakhya Hai, Tussi Mere Master Ho.. Nahi Ta 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Ta Billi Hil V Nahi Sakdi, Main Ta Fer Vi Holi Holi Turaa Diti.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta ne Gadhe par College javno Shokh. Thoda verso pa6hi banta ne ekalu jaavu padyu. Pu6ho Kem? Karan Ke, Gadha Graduate thai gayu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA- APKA KUTTA TO SHER JAISA DKHTA HAI KYA KHILATE HO ISE??? . . BANTA- WO SHER HE HAI.. . . SAALA PYAR K CHAKKAR ME KUTTON JAISE HALAT BAN GAE H..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware Jaoge? Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga? Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur bola : Wapas aana to mere liye langar le aana!
    • 10 years ago



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