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  • Wakil Sahab Apne Ladke Ko Kaabil Insaan Bnane Ke Liye,
    Use Juth Bolna Sikha Rahe The.
    Ek Din Apne Lakde Ki Pariksha Lene Ki Garj Se Unhone Kaha,
    Beta Agar Meri Baat Khtam Hote Hi,
    Tum Koi Juth Bologe To Mein Tumhe 5 Ruppe Dunga!

    Ladka- Lekin Abhi Abhi To Aapne 500 Ruppe Dene Ki Baat Kahi Thi.
    :grimacing::smiley::smiley::smiley::grimacing:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar santa bank mein paise jama karne gaya. Officer-ye note fata hai dusra do. Rajesh-main apne account mein jama kar raha hu; fata karu ya naya karu aapko kya matlab hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati hai BANTA: Kyu nai jayegi Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuch chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Din SANTA Ne Bahut Sundar Ladki Dekhi Aur Socha. Bahut Socha . Kiya Socha? . . Kaash Ye Meri Mummy Hoti To Me Bhi Sundar Hota..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Videsh se Laut k Snta Bv se-Kya mai videshi jaisa dikhta hu Bv-Nahi Snta-Phir london me mujhse ek aurat Q puch rahi thi ki mai Videshi hu ya nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha,yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jagjit Singh: Ye Daulat Bhi Lelo.. Ye Shaurat Bhi Lelo.. Ye Daulat Bhi Lelo, Ye Shaurat Bhi Lelo... Santa: Ye Bechara Bahut Pareshan Hai Iski Aurat Bhi Lelo
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Electric Shop Pe Gaya Aur Dukandar Se Bola Santa: Ek Kala Bulb Dena Dukandar: Bhai Sahab, Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge? Santa: Yaar, Dopaher Ko Andhera Karke Sone Ka Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Mirror and Padayi Santa : Tu Mirror Ke Saamne Baith kar Padhta kyun Hai...??? Banta : Is K 3 Faide Hai... 1. Sath Mein Revison Ho Jata Hai... 2. Khud Pe Nazar Rehti Hai... 3. Padhne Ke Liye Company Mil Jati Hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa cigarate piche chupakar bola bata mere hath me kya hai? Banta: Rail gadi Santa: Tujhe kaise pata Banta: Mene Dhuan nikalte dekha tha.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:" mujhe uss ladki se bachao..:o . . . Banta:" kyo ?? . . . Santa:" jab se maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga.. saali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai..:( :p :O :/
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues I almost got caught bunking?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: oye tu pappita vechan wali nu kiss kyun kitta? Banta: me ki kra ohibar bar chillari si pappi tale lo pappi ta le lo... te mai leli.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta Bhaaga-Bhaaga Santa Ke Ghar Aaya Aur Khushi Se Bola. Banta: “Oye Santa, Aaj TV Pe Rakhi Sawant, Apne 38-Inch Ke Balls Dikhane Wali Hai” Santa Udaas Hokar Bola: “Achha, Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga” Banta: “Kyu?” Santa: “Mera TV To Sirf 21-Inch Ka Hai?“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Apni Girlfriend Ko Lekar Ghar Aaya! Use Bistar Par Baithaya, Sab Darwaze Khidki Band Kar Di, Aur Light Bhi Band Karke Apni Girlfriend Ke Pass Aaya, Aur Bola: Ye Dekho Meri Watch MeinLight Jalti Hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Shirt Ke Liye Kapde Dikhaiye Salesman: Plan Mein Dikhau Santa: Nahi" Helicopter Mein Dikha Saale Bandar Ki aulad.. Sardar Hoon To Mazaak Udata Hai Waris ali*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Bhai jaldi se do gulab jamun de, . Avi ladai hone wala hain. . Dukandar: ye lo. . . . . Woh dono khane k baad . Santa: Bhai,aur do de yar, . . Ladai shuru hone se pehle kha leta hoon. . . Dukandar: yar kab se ladai ki baat kar raha hain, . Kis ki ladai hone wala hain bol toh zara. . . . . Santa: Pehle kha lene de. . . Khane k baad . . . . . . . Avi ladai start hogi, . . Dekh maine kha toh liya, magar mere paas paisa ni hain. :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta- Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai. Aur Apka? Santa- Mera Mahine Baad Hota Hai, Kyuki Mujhe Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai....
    • 10 years ago



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