Santa Banta Jokes

"Darling" said Santa to his new bride. "Now that we are married, do you think you can live on my small income?". "Ofcourse dearest", she replied. "But what will you live on?"

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Santa.Auto Wale_Se-Kyu Bhai Hanuman Mandir Jaoge Auto Wala - Ha. Santa- To Phir Aate Samay Parsad lete Aana

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Banta to Santa:- santa yah chaku kyu ubal rhe ho? Santo to Banta:- Atmahatya karne k liye. Banta:- To phir ubalane ki kya jarurat h? Santa:- kahi infection na ho jaye.

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Santa:maine Apni Beti Ki Shaadi Sirf 1500rs Mein Kiya. Banta: Woh Kaise? Santa: Maine Use 1500 Ka Ek Mobile Dilaaya. Usne Love Marriage Kar Li..

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ek party me satae ek aurat ke niche ugli kardi Aurat-What is dis im not a call girl SAta=

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Santa ki wife Tours & Travels magazine padhte huye :- Is baar 2nd honeymoon ke liye GREECE trykaren..? Santa: - Kyon..? Sarso ke tel me kya kharabi hai..? Jisko samjha woh thoko LIKE. K.k

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Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses. Do u know what the business was? He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

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Santa and banta jungle mein, samne aaya sher… Banta ne sher ki aakhon main mitti phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa. Santa : Main kyu bhagu, mitti to tune phenki hai.

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Santa: That girl is deaf Banta: How do you know? Santa: I said I love her, she said her chapels are new.

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Santa Ji apko logo ne kyo Mara? Santa: are Yar Meri Photo bus Me Gir Gyi thi Maine kha Madam Zara Sari upar kijiye Photo Leni hai bas...

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Santa Banta Se Bola :- Bhai Suna H Teri Biwi Ke Baccha Hua H. Bache Ka Baap Kaun H? Banta Bahut Laal-Pila Hua Aur Gaaliya Dene Laga. Santa Mand Sawar Mein Bola- Khafa Kyu Hota H, Yaar Mein To Samjha Tha Ki Tujhe Malum Hoga.

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santa banta were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

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Santo Badi Pareshan Thi Jo Aata Tha Bache Usse Itrake Kehte The,
Hum Minister Ke Bache H. To Santo Ne Unhe Samjhaya Aisa Mat Kaha Karo.
Buri Baat H.
Dusre Din Minister Ka Ek Dost Ghar Aaya: Bacho Se Laad Karte,
Hue Unhone Pucha Kya Tum Minister Shahb Ke Bete Ho.?
Ek Jhat Se Bola: Ji Hum To Yahi Samjate H Lekin Kal Hi Maa Ne Mana Kar Diya,
Ki Hum Minister Sahab Ke Bache Nahi H,
:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:

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Santa:" mujhe uss ladki se bachao..:o . . . Banta:" kyo ?? . . . Santa:" jab se maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga.. saali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai..:( :p :O :/

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Banta-Duniya Me Sabse Dukhi Aadmi Kaun Hai? Santa: Bechare Rikshaw Wale. Banta:Q Santa:Qki Ladki Kuwari Ho Ya Married "Bhaiyya"Hi Bulati Hai

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Santa Ki Shaadi Ek Nurse Se Ho Gayi. Banta: Aur Santa, Kaisi Nibh Rahi Hai? Santa: Pooch Mat Yaar, Jab Tak Sister Na Kaho, Bolti Hi Nahi.

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Santa : Main Tere Pyar Mein Lut Gaya, Barbad Ho Gaya ,Badnaam Ho Gaya. . . . . . . Preeto : Haram Khor To Main Kaun Sa Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Gayi.

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Santa:-Ek Bus Ke Piche Teji Se Baag Raha Tha Aakhir Mein Usne Bus Pakad Hi Li. Vo Driver Ke Pass Gaya Or Usko Bola – “Ye Bus Teri Ma Lagti Hai?” Driver Bola: “Nahi” Santa: “Behan Lagdi Hai?” Driver: “Nahi” Santa: “ Biwi?” Driver: “Nahi” Santa: “To Saale Fir Chadne Kyu Nahi Deta.“

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Santa toilet gaya to diwar per likha tha, "duniya chaand per phuch gai hai, aur tum yaha baitho ho?" Santa ne likh diya, . . "bas ye kerke, me bhi jaa rhaa hun."

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!!height of kaminapan!!! . RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge? . . Santa:- Jee, red light dikhaunga. . Interviewer:- Red light na hoto? Santa:- Torch dikhaunga.. . Interviewer:- Torch naho to? Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga. . . . Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to? Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladkeko bulaunga... . . Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun? . . Santa:- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi..

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