Ghar Mein Kaam Kar Rahe Bijli Wale Ko. Mein Tumhe Pehle Samjha Rahi Hu. Ek Ghante Mein Mera Pati Ghar Aa Jayega. Lekin Madam: Mein To Kuch Bhi Nahi Kar Raha Hu, Aadmi Ghabrakar Bola. Esliye To Tumhe Bata Rai Ho. :heart::heart::heartpulse::heart::heart:
!!height of kaminapan!!!
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RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-Interviewer:-
agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
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Santa:- Jee, red light dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Red light na hoto?
Santa:- Torch dikhaunga..
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Interviewer:- Torch naho to?
Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
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Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to?
Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladkeko bulaunga...
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Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?
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Santa:- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi..
Dont kill me after reading this-
Santa- Yar banta hamare beech kya relation hai ?
Banta- Wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai !
Banta- kaise ?
Santa- Kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to Pakauda BANTA hai
Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di
Banta : Kyun?
Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge kiaaaa
Santa Dodh wale ki Shop pe jata hai, aur kehta hai. Santa-TUmHari shop ka Dodh kharab hai, Sarabat mai Dala fat gaya Dodh Wale ne Hairani se Poocha, Konse Sarbat main dala Tha? Santa-Nimboo Pani Main..:P
santa: santa doctor k pas blood test k liye gya aur zor se rone laga .
banta: kya hua kyon ro raha hai?
santa: blood tst k liye doc ne ungli kati.
banta: banta bhi bade zooro se rone laga.
santa: santa ne pucha kyon ro raha hai?
banta: mai urin tst k liye aaya hoon.
Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko
Lekar Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech Behas
Ho Rahi Thi.
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Banta: “ Main Itna Kanjoos Hoon Ke
Apne Honeymoon ParAkela Hi Chala
Gaya Aur Apne Paise Bachaye.. :D
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Santa: “ Arrey Ye Bhi Koi Kanjoosi Hui,
Meri Sun, Maine Apni Biwi Ko Apne
Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya Aur Poore Paise
Bachaye...
Beta:Papa Madam Ne aj Ek Sawal Poocha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe malum Tha
Sardar:Mera Shona Puttar, Sawal Kya Tha ???
Beta:Madam Ne Pucha, Black Board K Paas Potty Kisne Ki Hai