Santa Banta Jokes

Santa:- "agar Wo meri nahi huyi to mai use kisi or ki bhi nahi hone dunga!!" . . . . . Banta:- Aur agar teri ho gayi to sabki hone dega???

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Santa park me baitha tha. Friend : Kya kar raha hai ? Santa : Badla le Raha hu ! Frnd : Kaise? Santar : Waqt Ne mujhe barbad kiya hai, Ab me waqt barbad kar raha hu

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Santa_ne cafe me Ldki_se I LUV U kaha Ldki ne Mara Chata Or_Boli kya bola Tu SNTA- ROTE HUE Jab_suna hi nhi tune to Chata Q Mara.

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Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater. Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax. Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!

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Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya@Hushain2

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:§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§:: Santa: maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha DUKANDAR: to kya usme koi kharabi nikli Santa:mahina ho gya muje khet me boye ab tak murgi nhi ugi

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Teacher (Giving instruction)- Start Computer. Santa- I did. Teacher- Now open My Computer. Santa- Miss, where is your computer?...

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Girl: Suna Hai Is Ghar Me Bhoot- Pret Rahte Hai? Santa: Pata Nai, Me To 7 Saal Pehle Hi Mar Gaya Tha Moral- Santa Ko Marne K Baad Bhi Akal Nahi Aayi.

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Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U Ab Tum Muje Bolo Girl:Me Abi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai H thoko like

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Santa: Train Me Neend Nahi Aayi Upar Ki Seat Thi Bahut Garmi Thi . Banta: Toh Exchange Karna Tha Na . Santa: Kisse Karta? Niche Seat Pe Koi Tha Hi Nahi...

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Manager: What Is Your Qualification..? Santa: Sir I Am PHSD.. Manager: What Do U Mean By PHSD..? Santa: Passed Hight School With Difficulty..!

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Santa Jaise He Offce Se Ghar Lota, Darling Rote Hue Boli Darling: “Aji Sunte Ho, Aj Ghar Mein 3 Daku Aaye The Aur Unone Meri Izzat Lut Li” Santa Guse Mein Akar Bola: “To Tune Unko Roka Kyu Nahi?” Darling Udas Hote Hue: “Bada Roka Tha Ji Unko, Par Vo Ruke Nahi, Bole Abhi Hume Jane Do, Hum Fir Dobara Aa Jayenge“

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Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai Batao Main Kya Karun? Banta: Karna Kya Hai, 2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le.

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Santa aur Jeeto mai larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya Santa raat ko phone pe: Khane mai kya hai? Jeeto: Zehar Husb: Mai dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana

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Santa public toilet gaya Diwar p likha tha Duniya Chand p pahuch gai or Tum yha bethe ho? Santa niche likh aya Bas Ye kr k Ham b ja rhe h.

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SANTA at medical store: I need poison MAN:I cnt sell u until u hav prescription SANTA showed his Weding card MAN:sir badi botal dun ya choti

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Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal Aaya. Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai. Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu. Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me, Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.

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पप्पू:-यार ! मैं जो भी काम शुरू करता हूं
मेरी बीवी बीच में आ जाती है ।
संता:-तू ट्रक:truck: चला कर देख,
शायद किस्मत साथ दे दे |
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Shersingh Ne Lala Dhaniram Ki Aur Apni Raifel Tante Hue Kaha- Khabardar! Jo Ek Awaaj Bhi Nikli. Mein Tumhari Patni Ka Apharan Karke Le Jar Aha Hu. Isne Jo Jewar Pehan Rakhe H, Usi Par Santosh Kar Lo Babu Ji. Patni Ko Le Jakar Jab Tak Jinda Rahoge Pacthaoge. Kyu Ye Deti Nahi H Kya : ?????? Khana Ha Nahi Deti Jis Din Se Ise Iske Pita Ke Ghar Se Laya Hu, Aaj 20 Saal Beet Gaye, Abhi Tak Pactha Raha Hu.

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Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only !At the party, Banta was very shocked 2 see other people wearing suits also !!

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