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  • Santa Uth uth bhukamp aa raha hai... Banta Soja soja makan girega to Makan malik ka girega Apne baap ka kya jata hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Chemist Ki Shop Pe 1 Bottle Le K Gaya Aur Ek Chamach Liquid Shopkeeper Ko Pila K Bola: Mitha Hai Kya? Dukandar Bola: Nahi, Kyu Kya H Ye? Santa: Docter Ne Bola Chemist Ki Shop Se Urine Me Sugar Check Karwa K Aao...! Wo Check Krane Aya Tha. :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता को अपना कुत्ता बेचना था. बंता उसे खरीदने वाला था. . . . . . . बंता - क्या यह कुत्ता वफादार है? . . . . . संता - हां जी, मै इसको तिन बार पहले भी बेच चूका हू, ये इतना वफादार है की हर बार मेरे पास वापिस आ जाता है.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Aur Banta Ne Samandar Ke Kinare Board Dekha Jispe Likha Tha "Doobtey Ko Bachane Wal Ko 500 Ka Inam" Santa: Main Jump Lagata Hun Tum Muje Bachana Is Tarha 500 Milenge Hum Fifty Fifty Krenge. . Ye Keh Kar Santa Ne Jump Laga Di. Banta Khamoshi Se Dekhta Raha Toh Banta Ne Chilla Ke Kaha: "Muje Tairna Nhi Aata Tum Mje Bachate Kyun Nahi? Banta: Tum Ne Board Ke Neeche Nahi Padha, Neeche Likha Tha "Laash Nikalne Wale Ko 2000 Ka Inaam"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Apne Bete Ko Chidya Ghar Dikhane Le Gaye Beta: Ye Kya H? Papa: Beta Ye Ghada H. Beta: Aur Ye Papa: Beta Ye Gadhi. Beta: Gadhi Kya Hoti H. Papa: Gadhe Ki Biwi Hoti H Beta: Kya Gadhe Bhi Shadi Karte H Papa: Ha Beta, Thoda Rook Kar Sirf Gadhe Hi Shadi Karte H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता अपने पिता के सामने सिगरेट पी रहा था, लोगों ने कहा कि आप अपने पिता के सामने सिगरेट पी रहे हो? संता- वो मेरे पिता हैं, कोई पेट्रोल पम्प नहीं..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Aadhi Raat Ko Apni MOTI Biwi Ko Jaga Ke Bola... . . Ghut Ghut Ke Marna Sahi Hai Ya fir Ekdum Se mar jana ? . . Biwi: Ekdum Se mar jana accha hota hai !! . . . . . . . Santa : To Apni Dusri TAANG Bhi Mujhpe Rakh de Aur . Kissa Khatam Kar mera !!!....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha. Santa use ghur ke dekh raha tha, kuch der baad bola Arre Banta, agar tu start nahi ho raha hai,to dhakka lagau?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA, fir Phd karwaunga ,fir badhiya si naukri dilwaunga. . . . . . . . Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo :p :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa - Main Tumse Shaadi Nahi Kar Sakta. Girl Friend- Kyon! Santa - Mere Ghar Wale Mana Kar Rahe Hain. Girl Friend - Kaun Hai Jo Mana Kar Raha Hai?? Santa - Meri Bivi Aur Baache.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta-Yaar Shadi K Jode Kon banata He? Bnta-Aasman Me Bhagwan Banate He S-O teri, Yaar Galti Ho Gayi B- Kya? S- Mai To Tailor Ko De Aaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing,I got divorce for the same reason.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa aur Banta salon ke baad mile Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gayi hai. Santa: Kaisi hai tumhari BV? Banta: Swarg ki apsara hai or teri? Santa: Meri to abhi Zinda hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Driver 1 Taxi Par Baitha Tha! Santa - Are Bhai Ye Gari Bhagwanpur Jayegi . Driver Majak Urate Hue, Ye Taxi Nahi Mai Jaunga. Banta Gusse Se To Sale To Ja Na Baitha Hua Kyu He!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date pe:"Ye meri pehli date hai darling.. . . . . . . agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kar dena..:p :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dr: Kya hua?? Kaise aana hua?? Santa: Kuch nahin. Tabiyat theek nahin lagti. Dr: Sharab peete ho kya?? Santa: Theek hain. Ek chhota peg bana do .!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Petrol ke daam badhne ke baad Santabike leke petrol pump gaya Banta:Kitne ka petrol daalu? Santa:5-10 rupaye ka bike ke upar chidak de… Aag lagani hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa bakri charavto to. Banta – aa bakari o ne kya lai jay 6? S– School lai jav 6u. B– Mane pagal smjyo 6 k su.?aje to Sunday 6.
    • 10 years ago



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