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  • Apple Wala: 100 Rs. Ke 10 apple Le Lo. Santa: Kuch Kam Karo Yaar ! Apple Wala: aap Jaan Pahchan Wale Ho Is Liye aapko 70 Rs. Ke 7 De Dunga Santa: Thanx Waris ali*
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता: बचपन में अगर माँ की बात सुन ली होती तोआज ये दिन न देखना पड़ता! बंता: माँ क्या कहती थी? संता: जब बात ही नहीं सुनी तो क्या पता, क्या कहती थी…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta to Santa:- santa yah chaku kyu ubal rhe ho? Santo to Banta:- Atmahatya karne k liye. Banta:- To phir ubalane ki kya jarurat h? Santa:- kahi infection na ho jaye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya".. Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8.. Agle din kendi 6+2=8.. fir kendi 4+4=8 ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mujhe kya padheygi..:-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता को सपने में लड़की ने चप्पल से मारा। अगले 2 दिनों तक संता अपने बैंक नहीं गया, क्योंकि वहां लिखा था- हम आपके सपने को हकीकत में बदलते हैं।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekh Kr Pucha-Ap Kaha Rehti Ho? Ladki-M.G.Road Pe Santa-Kya Baat He Itni Khubsurat Ho Ke Bhi Road Pe Rehti Ho.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa-mene Nischay Kar Liya He Ki, Jab Tak 25 Ka Nai Ho Jata Shadi Hi Nahi Karunga| Grlfrnd-or Mene Diside Kiya He Jab Jak Shadi Nahi Karti 25 Ki Houngi B Nahi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa National flag lene gaya. Flag dekh k santa kuch to bola jise sunke dukanwala behosh ho gaya! . . . Santa bola isme aur colour dikhao.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater. Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax. Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता - क्या दारू पीने से खांसी जाती है ? बंता - क्यूँ नहीं जायेगी ? जब मेरा घर, खेत, बैंक बैलेंस सब चलागया तो तेरी खांसी क्या चीज़ है ?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha! Wife romantic hokar: Kuch karne ka irada hai kya? . Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola: Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!! Kameenii !!! =D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa bakri charavto to. Banta – aa bakari o ne kya lai jay 6? S– School lai jav 6u. B– Mane pagal smjyo 6 k su.?aje to Sunday 6.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ke Maa Ke Tabyat Khrab Ho Gye, Wo Apne Maa Ko Lekar Hospital Gya. Doctor: Inke Kuch Test Honge, Santa: Hey! Bhgwan Ab Kya Hoga, "Mere Maa To Anphad Ha"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Snta:Agar biwi k baap ko Sasur kehte hain To, Girlfriend k baap ko kya kahenge??? Bnta:Agar shadi k liye haa kar de To SASUR nhi to "ASUR"... :-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad doonga santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dr- Which soap do u use???? Santa- Bajrang da soap, DR- Toothpaste??????? Santa- Bajrang da paste, DR- Shampooo?????? Santa- Bajrang da shampoo Dr- Is Bajrang an international company?????? . . . . . . . Santa: No, Bajrang is my room mate........:-) :D Djsumit
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ki dadi mar gaye... Ek admi bola:mujhe bhi sath le jati dadi... Do char aur admio ne bola:mujhe bhi sath le jati dadi. Santa: chup ho jao kamino,dadi kya tata suno se gaye hai jo tmhe bhi sath le jati...
    • 9 years ago



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  • :: Santa Banta Funny SMS :: Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya. Phir dusri side se bahar nikla Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:???? Yaar, ye konsa road tha???????? Itne sare speed breaker
    • 9 years ago



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