Santa Banta Jokes

Santa-dunia mein sab se dukhi aadmi koun hai ? Banta- panipuri wala ! Santa- kaise? Banta-kyuki ladki kuwari ho ya married “BHAIYA” hi bulati hai.

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संता- बचपन में मां की बात सुनी होती तो आज ये दिन न देखने पड़ते ! बंता- क्या कहती थी मां? संता – जब बात ही नहीं सुनी तो मुझे क्या पता, क्या कहती थी!!!

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banta ki shadi me bar-bar pani pilaya ja rha tha santa bhukh se pareshan hokar chilaya: Bhai Biryani milegi kya? Pani Gale me Atak gaya hai...

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Santa: agar patni k pita ko sasur krhte hai to gf k pita ko kya kahenge? Banta: agar woh apni beti ki shadi tmse karne ko raji ho gaye to sasur, nahi to assur..

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संता अपने पिता के सामने सिगरेट पी रहा था, लोगों ने कहा कि आप अपने पिता के सामने सिगरेट पी रहे हो? संता- वो मेरे पिता हैं, कोई पेट्रोल पम्प नहीं..

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Santa ne Banta ki beti ka Rishta manga. Banta ne santa ko bahut mara Mar kha ke santa Utha kapde jhadk bola To phir me Inkar samjhun.

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Santa to Banta:- "I am going" ka kya matlab hota hai..? BANTA:- "MAIN JAA RAHA HOON"..! ! ! Santa:- Aise nahi Jaane dunga, Pehle Matlab bataa...!

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Ek baar ek dukan me santa - pen h pen ? Dukandar - nhi ! 2 min. Baad .. Santa - pen h pen ? Dukandar (gusse me) - nhi .... Santa thodi der me waps ata h - pen h pen ? Dukandar - nhi h .. Or ab waps aaya to hathoda marunga tere sar pe. Santa kuch der me waps aaya. Santa - hathoda h hathoda ? dukandar - nhi .. Santa - to fir pen h pen.

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Masterji : Kl School Kyu Nhi Aya.
Pingu : Gir Gya Tha Or Lg Gayi.
Masterji : Kaha Gire, Kaha Lagi?
Pingu : Takiye Pe Gira Tha Aur ANKH Lg Gyi..

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Santa office ja raha tha, Patni pyaar se boli:- See u in the evening. Santa gusse se:- Dhamki kise de rahi h, main bhi tujhe dekh loonga.

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Santa Banta Se, Santa: Mere Teen Bete Engineer Ban Gye Magr Ek Beta Daku Ban Gya, Banta: To Use Ghar Se Nikaal Do, Santa: Yehi To Problam Hai Kamakar To Whi Laa Rha Hai..!

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Santa: Yaar Ek Bat Bata ?
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Banta : Haan Puchh !
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Santa : Yaar Log Sharab Kyun Pite Hain
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Banta : Ab Log Sharab Kha To Nahi Sakte.
Isliye Pite Hain ;-)
:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:

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Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi

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Santa Shouting 2 His GF "U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And Cheated Me, I Was Waiting 4 U Yesterday Whole Day In The Post Office.

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Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare… Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid… Santa: No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well

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Santa dialled a phone number. A computerizd female voice said, "Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai". Santa: Bas Janeman Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai, Itna Hi Kaafi Hai!

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45 Saal Ka Santa Ladki Dekhne Gaya, Ladki Ki Maa Behosh Ho Gayi, Hosh Aya To Pucha Kya Hua.? . . . Boli- 18 Saal Pehle Ye Muje Bhi Dekhne Aya Tha.:-

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santa- 1 chor ne mujhe chaku dikha k lut liya, banta- tera pas to hamesha gun hoti hai, santa- ha 2 lakh ki hai mene chupali thi vrna harami vo b le jate.

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Teacher Class Mein Students Ko History Padha Rahi Thi. Subject Tha Babar Ki Bharat Par Chadayi Aur Panipat Ki Pehli Ladayi. Ekdum Teacher Ne Pappu Se Pucha- Pappu, Babar Bharat Mein Kis Year Mein Aaya Tha. Pappu Khade Hokar Bola- Jee Pata Nahi Teacher: Kya Tumhari Aaknhe Kamjor Hai Ya Dhayn Kahi Aur Hai, Samne Board Se Dekhkar Padh Nahi Sakte? Pappu: Mam, Mein Soch Raha Tha Ki Yeh Uska Phone Number H.

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Santa 1st time plane par baitha, jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha, santa pilot ko maarne laga. or bola:main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar raha hai

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