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  • Santa: Cort Me Judge Se Aaj Tak Mari Itni Baijti Kbhi Nahi Huii. Meri Podosan Ne Mujhe Nahte Huye Dakh Liya.. Judge: To Tum Kau Chahte Ho.. Santa: Badla
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. . . . . Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karoge?
  • 10 years ago



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  • SNTA-Aisi Chiz Ka Nam Bta Jo Laal Ho Aur Trin Trin Krti Ho BNTA-Telephone Santa-Galat Banta-To Fir Santa-TAMATAR,Trin Trin To Confuse Krne K Lie Bola tha
  • 10 years ago



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  • Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Married? Patient : No, car accident
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ka Baap UK se Aya.. Baap- Teri MAA Kahan he ?? . . Santa- Padosi ke Saat Bhag Gayi…!! . . Baap- Tune Mujhe bataya kyu nahi ?? . . Santa – Socha Surprise dunga………..lolz…
  • 10 years ago



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  • latest sms jokes ‚‚ BANTA-tera history da paper kaisa hua ? SANTA-’bhout bura’, Saalo ne mere birth se B phale K question puch rakhe the.
  • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: Mein Tumhare Bache Ki Maa Banne Wali Hoon... Santa : Pareshan Ho Kar Bolta Hai. Lekin Mera To Koi Bacha Hai Hi Nahi...!!
  • 10 years ago



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  • संता का 60वां जन्मदिन था
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    बंता - ये केक :birthday: पर बल्ब :bulb: क्यों लगाया है :flushed: :flushed:
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    संता - 60 मोमबत्तियां लगाने मे मुश्किल हो रही थी
    इस लिये 60 वाट का बल्ब :bulb: लगा दिया:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smile::joy::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
  • 9 years ago



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  • Banta: Ye Chaku Kyu Ubaal Rahe Ho.? Santa: Suicide Karne Ke Liye! Banta: To Fir Ubaalne Ki Kya Zarurat Hai.? Santa: Kahi Infection Na Ho Jaye!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.! Wife: Kyun? Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.
  • 10 years ago



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  • बन्ता : क्या कर रहे हो ???

    सन्ता : बदला ले रहा हूँ..??

    बन्ता : किससे

    सन्ता : वक़्त ने मुझे बर्बाद किया है . . .
    मैं अब वक़्त बर्बाद कर रहा हूँ..


    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy::joy:
  • 9 years ago



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  • Army training k dauran 1 officer ne Santa se pucha :- yeh hath me kya hai ? Santa :- Sir yeh banduk hai. Officer :- yeh banduk nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai, tumhari Ma hai Maa !!!! then officer to another sipahi ( Banta ):- yeh tumhare haath me kya hai ? Banta :- sir, yeh Santa k Ma hai or hamari Aunty hai Aunty.......:-D chetan
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta looking at an Egyptian mummy. Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case! Banta: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai: BC-1760!!
  • 10 years ago



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  • interviewer- where does d sun go in the Night Santa- it doesn’t go anywer. Intrvr- superb pls continue. Santa- bcoz of darkness v r unable 2 c it!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Khudkushi par speech de raha tha Khudkushi Paap hai Zulm hai Gunah hai Buzdili hai Pagalpan hai khudkushi krne se behtar hai insan khud ko Goli maarle!
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Apni Girlfriend Se Phone Par Baatein Kar Raha Tha. Girlfriend: “Mujhe Iss Valentine Par Kya De Rahe Ho?” Santa: “Jaanu, Main Tumhe Diamond Ring La Dunga, Car, Bangla Sab La Dunga.” Girlfriend: “Wowww, To Aaj Shaam Ko Park Mein Aa Rahe Ho Na?” Santa: “Haan, Agar Mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya Diya To Jaroor Aa Jayunga.”
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Singh was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. He replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.” The officer then asked, “Really? Who’s giving that lecture at this time of night?” The man replied, “Sir, that would be my wife.”
  • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Uska Sasur Mar Raha Tha, Banta: Kyu Mar Rahe Ho? Sasur: Mene Ise sMs Kiya Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho, Isne Sare Frnd Ko Forward Kar Diya.
  • 10 years ago



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  • santa ki wife ne sms kiya ki ghar kab aa rahe hoo?? zwab main santa ne sms kiya ki 20-25 min main....or zyada late hoo jaye toh sms fir se padh lena......
  • 10 years ago



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