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  • Banto: Maa Ki Baat Manti To Aaj Ye Din Dekhne Ko Nahi Mila.
    Kitna Mana Kiya Tah Ki Tum Jaise Nikatu Se Shadi Na Karu.
    Banta: Sach Pathar Padhe Meri Akal Par.
    Mein Uss Bhali Aurat Ke Bare Mein Yuhi Soctha Raha Ki . Weh Mujse Chidti H.
    :smirk::smirk::smirk::smirk::smirk:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Faadu Santa Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale? . . Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha Tha, Ke Phone Aa Gaya. Maine Jaldi Mein Phone Ki Jagah Istari Kaan Ko Laga Li . . . Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala? . . . . Santa: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na.
    • 9 years ago



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  • WiFe On Phone To SaNTa- AaPKi YaaD Me 15 DiN Me AaDhi MaR Gai Hu . . AaP GhaR KaB Aa RaHe Ho..? . . . . SaNTa- 15 DiN BaaD Aa RaHa Hu,,"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. . . . . . . . . . . . Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain...:-D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sir: muhavre ka istemal karo… "Muh me pani aana" Santa: jaise hi maine nal ko Muh laga k nal chalu kiya, mere muh me pani aa gaya..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • :: Santa Banta Funny SMS :: SANTA ki 1 tang ki haddi toot gayi Hospital gaya to waha 1 admi ki dono tange tooti dekhkar bola "Kya aapki 2 biwiyan he"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ? Santa – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher to Santa: Name five animals that live in water? Santa; FROG. Teacher: Another four animals? Santa: Frog di Maa, odi Phen, oda Praa te oda pyo..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa shaadi mein khana khane gaya Par samane Salad ka counter dekh kar wapis aa gaya Baahar aakar bola O banta, abhi to sabzi hi kat rahi he
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Chal Race Lagte Hai Jo Haara Wo 1000 Rs. Dega.. Banta: Thik Hai Par Mujhe Raasta Nhi Pata, Santa: Bas Tu Mere Piche Piche Rehna. Banta: Thanks Yaar Ur My Best Fend...!
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 wari santa di wife nu nyana hon wala sega. santa apni wife nu lai k hospital gya te utthe ja k nurse nu boleya. santa to nurse: je munda hoya ta kahi PASS, je kudi hoyi ta FAIL. Opration to bad Nurse:santa ji twadi CMPARTMNT aayi aa.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta Cigratte Pe 2 Metre Pipe Laga Kr Pe Raha Tha. Santa : Tu Pipe Laga Kar Cig Q Pe Raha Hai Banta : Doctor Ne Kaha, Cigaret-bidi Se Dur Rehna. By -R J vishal
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Walking On Road. Samne Gobar Pada Tha! Santa Ne Jhuk Kr Ungli Dal Kr Taste Kia Aur Bola Oh! Ye To Gobar h,Shukr h Mera Pair Nai Pada
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya. Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya?? Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa aur Banta salon ke baad mile Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gayi hai. Santa: Kaisi hai tumhari BV? Banta: Swarg ki apsara hai or teri? Santa: Meri to abhi Zinda hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Kari Chawal Kha Rha Tha, Ek Makkhi Us Par Baithne Lagi.. Santa Use Udate Hue Bola: Chal Pagli Ye Wo Nhi H Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Se Bola :- Bhai Suna H Teri Biwi Ke Baccha Hua H. Bache Ka Baap Kaun H? Banta Bahut Laal-Pila Hua Aur Gaaliya Dene Laga. Santa Mand Sawar Mein Bola- Khafa Kyu Hota H, Yaar Mein To Samjha Tha Ki Tujhe Malum Hoga.
    • 9 years ago



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