Santa ~Apka Kutta To Sher Jaisa Dikhta Hai Kya Khilate Ho Ise,..?
Banta ~Abe Wo Sher Hi Hai Saala Pyaar-wyaar K Chakkar Me Kutte Jaisa Dikhne Laga Hai.
ek din santa nokia ka badi screen vala phone lekar aaya banta bolta hai bhai itna bada phone kyo lekar aaya hai santa bolta hai mujhe un do logo ko dekhana hai jo hath milate hai..
Santa Electric Shop me:
2 pankhe dena 1 ladies or 1 Gents.
Salesman: pankho me ladies or gents nhi hota.
Santa: Saale kaise nhi hota 1 BAJAJ ka de or 1 USHA ka
Teacher: Which animal flies in the air, but gives birth to young ones on land?
Santa (excited for the first time because he knows the answer)
Santa: AIRHOSTESS!
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
:§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§::
Santa: maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha
DUKANDAR: to kya usme koi kharabi nikli
Santa:mahina ho gya muje khet me boye ab tak murgi nhi ugi
Aurto se bhari hui 1bus palat gyi, sari mar gyin.
Sab k husband 1-1 ghanta roye par Santa 2 ghanta roya..
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santa ki wife se bus miss ho gyi thi;-)
santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar
Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha.
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Mujrewali- Saheb,
Humne Apko Khush Kiya
ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do.
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Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho,
Mai Nachta Hu.
Bunty: Kya Tumhare Pati Din Mein Kisi Bhi Waqt Bhagwan Ka Naam Lete H. Babli: Ha We Roj Khana Khane Se Pehle Bhagwan Ka Naam Lete H. Babli: Khana Khane Se Pehle Ku? Bunty: We Kehte H Bhagwan ! Aaj Phir Hari Sabji:green_apple::green_apple: :grinning::grinning::grinning: