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  • Malkin Ne Rajpal Yadav Se Kaha- Dekho Rajpal Jab Bhi Tumhe,
    Kisi Room Mein Jana Ho To Pehle Darwaja Kharkata Liya Karo.
    Kya Pata Mein Kiss Haal Mein Hu.
    Rajpal: Mujhe Darwaja Khatkatane Ki Jarurat Nahi Hoti.
    Mein Pehle Kahi Gharo Mein Kaam Kar Chukka Hu,
    Eye Hol Se Sab Kuch Dekhkar Hi Ander Aata Hu.
    :sunflower::sunflower::rose::rose::hibiscus::rose::rose::sunflower::sunflower:
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  • Santa:Bhai jaldi se do gulab jamun de, . Avi ladai hone wala hain. . Dukandar: ye lo. . . . . Woh dono khane k baad . Santa: Bhai,aur do de yar, . . Ladai shuru hone se pehle kha leta hoon. . . Dukandar: yar kab se ladai ki baat kar raha hain, . Kis ki ladai hone wala hain bol toh zara. . . . . Santa: Pehle kha lene de. . . Khane k baad . . . . . . . Avi ladai start hogi, . . Dekh maine kha toh liya, magar mere paas paisa ni hain. :P
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  • Building Ki 50vi Manjil Pe Lakdi Ka Kaam Chal Raha Tha. Ek Aadmi Bhaaga Bhaaga Aya Aur Chilla Ke Bola Santa Tera Beta Accident Mein Mar Gaya. Ye Sunte Hi Santa Ne 50vi Manjil Se Jump Maar Di . . . . . 35 Manjil Pe Jake Use Ehsas Hua : Arey, Mera To Koi Beta Hi Nahi Hai 20 Manjil Tak Pahunchte-Pahunchte Use Khayal Aaya : Meri To Abhi Shaadi Hi Nahi Hui Teesri Manjil Tak Pahunch Ke Uske Muh Se Nikla : Shit, Main To Banta Hoon... :D
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  • Santa Ko Uska Sasur Jute Maar Raha Tha Aadmi : Kyu Maar Rahe Ho? Sasur : Meinie Ise Hospital Se Sms Kiya. Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho. Isne Apne Sare Friends Ko Forward Kar Diya!
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  • संता : भाई ये खुशियाँ क्या होती हैं ? बंता : मैं नहीं जानता, मेरी तो बचपन में ही शादी हो गई थी ….. !
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  • Teacher (Giving instruction)- Start Computer. Santa- I did. Teacher- Now open My Computer. Santa- Miss, where is your computer?...
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  • Santa Ne Cafe Mein 1 Ladki Se I Love You Kaha Ladki Ne Chanta Mara Aur Boli: Kya Bola? To Santa Rote Hue Bola: Jab Suna Nahi Tune To Chanta Kyu Mara?
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  • santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala
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  • Snta-Ye Nya Mobile Kab Liya? Bnta-Liya Nai..Gf Ka Uthaya H Snta-Q? Bnta-Wo Roz Kahti K Tum Mera Phon Nhi Uthate.. Aaj Mauka Dekh K Utha Liya.
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  • Snta sham ko ghr aya aur sochne lga Ki aj kya khas krna tha sochta raha, Sochta rha bahut socha, Raat k 3 baje yad aya ki aaj jaldi sona tha
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  • Santa went to interview for FBI agent. Interviewer: “who killed abraham lincoln?” Santa: “thanks for giving the job sir, i would immediately start investigation.“
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  • Santa- kaal mujhe pata laga ki mere sharir mai bilkul bhi iron nhi hai. Banta-apko kaise pata chala? santa- maine mangnet laga k dekha tha chipka hi nhi.
  • 10 years ago



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  • 1 BAAR SANTA LAMBI LAMBI SANSE LE RAHA THA? TO..? KYA WO SANSE BHI NA LE. HAR BAAT ME JOKE CHAHIYE ? 1 KAAM KARO JAAN LE LO SANTA KI.
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  • santa-Oye ajkal tu muje msg kyu nhi karta? banta-baarish ho rahi hai na isliye santa-baarish ka msg se kya lena? banta-abe saale,msg bheeg gaya to?
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  • What is d difference between Land Line & Mobile? KiLLer answer by Santa: Land Line ka Number hum ungli se Dial Karte hai n mobile ka Anguthe se.
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  • Santa says: Duniya Ka hr ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina Shyad Smundar Paar Kr Skta H, Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina "Pyar" Nhi Kr Skta.. Aaj Santa Serious H. Plz..!......
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  • Santa: Tum Bike Itni Fast Kyun Chala Rahe Ho? Banta: Ye Khat Urgent Pohchana He Santa: Kaha? Banta: Addres Padhne Ka Time Nahi Hai
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  • 1 darzi logon k kapde lekar farar ho gaya. koi kehta meri pant. koi kehta meri shirt. Santa bhi ro raha tha Logo ne pucha q ro rahe ho? Wo mera maap le gaya...
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  • Santa: is duniya me kitne desh hain? . . . . . . . . . . Tom: arey pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai "india" baaki sab to videsh hai...
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