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  • Girl :Swami ji muje future dikhanasikha do.. . . . Swami: Aankhen band karo aur apna gaal aage karo. . . . . Girl..nahi aap muje kiss karoge. . . . . . . . Swami : Le dikh gaya na Future
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga. . Banta: fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa And Banta Jungle Mein, Samne Aaya Sher… Banta Ne Sher Ki Aakhon Main Mitti Phenki, Aur Bhaagne Lagaa Aur Santa Ko Bhi Bhaagne Ko Kahaa. Santa : Main Kyu Bhagu, Mitti To Tune Phenki Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya. Banta: Kitne Run Banaye? Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya. Banta: Shit Yaar so close!
    • 10 years ago



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  • A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell, Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies, I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aadmi Ne Bhagwan Se Pucha: Tumhe Aurat Ko Itna Najuk Kyu Bnaya? Bhagwan: Taaki Tum Use Pyar Karo. Aadmi: Aur Itna Aakrshak Ku Bnaya? Bhagwan: Taaki Tum Use Pyar Kar Sako. Aadmi: Magar Use Itna Bewkoof Ku Bnaya? Bhagwan: Taaki Wo Tumhe Pyar Kar Sake.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa,his wife with son and daugher went to a party.. he introduced his family to his friends saying.." I am Santa.. and this is Santnee this is my kid and that is my kidney!!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher to SANTA : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya…? . . . . . . . . Deadly answr given by SANTA : Sir kyuki hum to “hostel” me rahte hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question - Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ? Santa – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once Banta got a party invitation saying..... Black tie only !At the party, Banta was very shocked 2 see other people wearing suits also !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher - Homework Kita ? Santa - Hanji, Kita! Teacher - Fill In The Blank 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Bili____chali Santa - 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Holi Holi Chali Teacher - Oye Murkha Tenu Pata Nahi Ehda Ki Jawaab Hai. Santa - Tuhada Lehaaj Rakhya Hai, Tussi Mere Master Ho.. Nahi Ta 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Ta Billi Hil V Nahi Sakdi, Main Ta Fer Vi Holi Holi Turaa Diti.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.. . . . . Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ?? . . . . . . . . . Santa:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi...:( :p :O :/
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Dadi Uss Mohalle Mein Nayi-Nayi Gayi Thi, Mohalle Mein Rashan Aur Kirane Ki Ek Hi Dukan Thi. Uss Dukan Par Jakar Dukandar Se Boli- Tum Hamara Udhar Khata Khol Lo, Tumhare Rashan Wagerah Ke Paise Ek Sath Mil Jayenge. Acchi Baat H. Dukandar Ne Permanent Grahak Milne Par Khush Hokar Kaha- Aap 30 Taarikh Ko Udhar Chukka Dena. Dadi : Ha Jarur Lekin 30 February Ko
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein! Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dimag ka Dahi wala JoKe . . . santa Nepali Se - Tum American Ho? .. .. .. Nepali- Nahi Me Nepal Ka Hu.. . . santa- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho . . Nepali- Nahi Bhai Main Nepal Ka Hu.. . . santa- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho . . Nepali (Gusse Me)- Ha Me American hu... . . santa- Lagte To Nepali Ho Khan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apni gf k gar pe rat me milne gya . Santa - chalo ab hum thoda pyar kar lete h . Gf -nhi .meri ma dekh legi . Santa -nhi dekh sakegi .meri jimmedari hai . Meri jimmedari hai. (gf ki ma jag jati h or ladki ki pitai karne lagti h ) santa - meri koi jimmedari nhi h .
    • 10 years ago



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