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  • Aurto se bhari hui 1bus palat gyi, sari mar gyin. Sab k husband 1-1 ghanta roye par Santa 2 ghanta roya.. Q? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Q k santa ki wife se bus miss ho gyi thi;-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kar Dega Banta- Kyun? Santa- Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu :(
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:- ab bukhar ka kya haal hai? . Banta:-bukhar to toot gaya, per kamar me dard hai. . Santa:-ghabrayo mat bhagwan kare, vo bhi jald hi toot jaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha, Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala ! . . Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!? . . . . Santa:- B.C A Final Year.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Aur Pappu Picnic ParGaye Wahan Ja Kar Yaad Aaya Ke Pepsi To Ghar Bhool Gaye, . Decide Kiya Ke Pappu Ja Kar Pepsi Le Aaye, . Pappu:- Main Is Shart Par JaungaKi Tum Mere Aane Tak Samose Nhi Khaoge... . Dono Ne Kaha Theek Hai, 1 Din Guzar Gaya Pappu Nhi Aaya,2 Din GuzarGaye 2no Ne Socha KeAb Samose Kha Lene Chahiye, Dono Ne Jaise Hi Samosa Uthaya... Pappu Ped Ke Peche Se Nikal Ke Bola... . Aise Karoge To Main Nhi Jaonga..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne Banta ki beti ka Rishta manga. Banta ne santa ko bahut mara Mar kha ke santa Utha kapde jhadk bola To phir me Inkar samjhun.
    • 10 years ago



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  • juce cornar .. pati ne ik keela ka jus liya . aur patni ne 2 orenge juce liya pament ke time water , bhai ka ik kela aur bhabi ko do santra kat lo,.?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: kal rat mai bathroom gya, to dekha baha bhoOot tha.. . . . . . . Banta: fir kya huya? . . . . . . . . .Santa: hona kya tha, maine kaha k aap hi karlo bhoOot ji.. Mera to waise hi nikal gya hai aapko dekh k..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ke Bete Ka Acident Ho Gaya Dr: Aapke Bete K Pair Katne Padenge.. Santa Ne Apna Sir Pakda. Dr: Kya Hua Santa: Kal Hi Nalayak Ko Chapal Dilai Thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Muje 1 Bat Batao "Automatically" Ka Matalb Kya Hota He..? Banta: Tume Etana Bhi Nathi Pata??? Santa: Nahi!!! Banta: Jab Koi Ganji Orat Rikhsa Me Bethi Ho To Use "AUTO-ME-TIKALI"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Kisi Ladki Ke Ghar Rista Le Kar Gaya Ladki Ke Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti Abhi Padh Rahi H. Santa: Koi Baat Nahi, Hum 1 Ghante Baad Aa Jayenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Toilet Gaya To Diwar Per Likha Tha, "Duniya Chaand Per Phuch Gai Hai, Aur Tum Yaha Baitho Ho?" Santa Ne Likh Diya, "Bas Ye Kerke, Me Bhi Jaa Rhaa Hun."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Khudkushi Par Speech De Raha Tha Khudkushi Paap Hai Zulm Hai Gunah Hai Buzdili Hai Pagalpan Hai Khudkushi Krne Se Behtar Hai, Insan Khud Ko Goli Maarle!
    • 10 years ago



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