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  • Santa Shaadi Mein Khana Khane Gaya Par Samane Salad Ka Counter Dekh Kar Wapis Aa Gaya Baahar Aakar Bola O Banta, Abhi To Sabzi Hi Kat Rahi He
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa at petrol pump Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do. Salesman: Bhai itna sara petrol dalva ke kahan jana hai? Santa: Jana kahan hai hum to aise hi paise urate hain!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Aj Mene Apni Bv Ko Watchman K Sath Movie Jate Hue Dekha. Banta:To Tum Unke Piche Nhi Gye? Santa:Nhi Yar, Darsal Wo Movie Mene Pahle Hi Dekhi Hui Thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Police Se: Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!? Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa In Coffee Shop With Wife..! Santa: Jaldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jayegi.. Wife: Ki Fark Painda Hai.? Santa: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh..! Hot Coffee = Rs 15 Cold Coffee = Rs 45
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shikar Karne Ke Liye Jungal Jate Samay Ek Sajjan Apne Bete Ko Bhi Sath Lete Gaye, Jungal Mein Rasta Bhul Jane Ke Karan We Raat Tak Bhatkate Rahe Phir Apne Bete Se Bole- Mein To Rasta Bhul Gaya Hu. Tu Kyu Bematlab Bhatak Raha H? Ghar Kyu Nahi Chala Jata.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop. Santa Shouted:Oye pagal, pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar santa bank mein paise jama karne gaya. Officer-ye note fata hai dusra do. Rajesh-main apne account mein jama kar raha hu; fata karu ya naya karu aapko kya matlab hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? . . . . . . . O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho Tum?? . . Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho? . . . Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun. . . . Santa :- Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha. Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab Laptop Aur LCD Ka Zamana Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता का 60वां जन्मदिन था
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    बंता - ये केक :birthday: पर बल्ब :bulb: क्यों लगाया है :flushed: :flushed:
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    संता - 60 मोमबत्तियां लगाने मे मुश्किल हो रही थी
    इस लिये 60 वाट का बल्ब :bulb: लगा दिया:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smile::joy::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.
    • 10 years ago



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  • On the 60th birthday of Santa Banta said, "Why have these bulbs on the cake?" Santa said, "was having difficulty locating 60 candles, put the 60-watt bulb.
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बार संता एक पार्टी में गया। पार्टी में उसकी निगाह एक सुन्दर सी लड़की पर टिक गयी तो वह उसे बड़े गौर से देखने लगा। जब काफी देर तक उसने लड़की को ताड़ना बंद नहीं किया तो लड़की उसके पास आई और उस से बोली," क्या आप मेरे चेहरे से एक चीज़ हटा सकते हैं?" संता ख़ुशी से," ओह जी क्यों नहीं आप तो बस हुकुम करो क्या हटाना है।" लड़की: अपनी कुत्ते जैसी नज़र।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa :- Yaar Tune School Aana Kyo Chod Diya? Banta :- Yaar Actually Mere Papa Kahte Hai, 1 Hi Jagah Baar Baar Jane se Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:- Ek Aadmi Ganja Hai Fir Bhi Saloon Jata Hai ? Banta:- Qu ? Santa:- Qu Ki, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Saloon Uska Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa To Banta.. Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod Diya.. . . Banta-: Kyu..?? Kya Kaha Unhone..? . . . Santa-: Unhone Kaha . . . . . . Mungfali Me Dana Nahi, Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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