Santa FTV Dekh Raha Thha,
Ki Achanak Se Pappu Room Mein Aa Gaya,
Santa Usko Dekh Kar Sarmane Wale Andaj Mein Bola. Santa: "Garib Ladkiyaan Hai,
Kapde Lene Ke Bhi Paise Nahi Hai"
Pappu: "Iss Se Bhi Garib Ladkiya Dekhni Hai,
Toh Mere Pass CD Hai"
Santa : Kal Raat Toilet main gaya toh wahan bhoot tha
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Banta : "Acha !!!!! Fir Kya hua "
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Santa : Hona Kya tha maine usse Bol diya "Bhai aap hi kar lo Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya"
Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.
Santa English K Paper Me Fail Ho Gaya Translation Ki Wajah Se..
1.main Ek Aam Aadmi Hoon. - I M A Mango Man.
2.mujhe English Aati Hai. ... English Comes To Me.
3.mera Taluq Haripur Hazara Se Hai. I Blong 2 Greenpur Thousanda.
4.sadak Par Goliyan Chal Rahi Hai. Tablets Are Walking On The Road.
Santa: mere frnd ne chupke se
Mere mobile se meri gf ka no:le
liya.
Banta: fir kya hua..?
Santa: Bewakoof kal raat se
Apni bahen ko Romantic msgs bhej
raha hai.
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Doctor : Santo Se 3 Tarah Ki Goliya Dete Hue Kaha,
Lal Goli Subha, Pili Dophar, Aur Hari Raat Ko 3 Glass Pani Ke Sath Lena.
Thik Ho Jaogi,
Santo: Aakhir Mujhe Hua Kya H?
Doctor: Kuch Nahi. Tum Pani Kam Peeti Ho.
Santa : Judge Saab, Mujhe Divorce Chahiye
judge : Kyun?
Santa : Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki
Judge : 1 Bar Phir Sochle Beta, Aisi Biwi Nasib Walo Ko Milti Hai
‚ latest sms jokes ‚‚
Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale h.
Banta: Acha
Par mai nhi dekh pawunga.
Santa: kyu
Banta: Mera TV to 21 inch ka hi hai
Banta:" What Is Difference Between
COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop..???
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Santa:" COFFEE Shop Is The Starting
Point Of LOVE..
&
WINE Shop Is Ending Or Last Point
Of LOVE..:p :O :D
ShAAdI Me JooTa ChUpaI Ke TiMe DuLhE Ki
1sT SaaLi BoLi :- MeIn ToH 1100 LuNgI. . .
2nd SaaLi :- MeIn ToH 2100 LuNgI. . .
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SaNtA BoLa :- 2310 LeLo UsMe BlUeTooTh Or FM BhI He.
Santa- agar main nariyal k ped par chad jaau to engineering colleg ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi
Banta- fir hath chod dena to medical college ki
bhi dikh jayengi.