Santa being romantic to his wife.
"One day God tested me, erased all my memory and asked do you remember anyone now?
I told Him your name and He replied, "I am sorry some viruses cannot be formatted"
Teacher- Agar Duniya Ki
Sari Ladkiyo Ka Chehra
Ek Jaisa Hota To Kya Hota?
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Santa- Hona Kya Tha Sir,
Gas Cyilinder Ki Tarah
Aaj Iske Ghar,
Kal Uske Ghar ..
Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Shaadi
Ke Jode Kon Banta Hai..?
Banta: Aasmaan Me Bahgwan Bante Hai,
Santa: O Teri Yaar, Galti Ho Gye
Banta: Kyu..!
Santa: Main To Darji Ko De Aaya..!
‚‚ Santa Banta Hindi Jokes ‚‚
Santa ne theke k malik ko raat
1 bj phone kiya : bhaji theka kitne baje khulega
Malik:swer 9 bj
1 ghnte baad,
fir santa ne fon kiya : bhaji theka kitne baje khulega
Malik:swer 9wje
Santa ne 3-4 war aisa hi kiya
5vi war malik gusse se bola tujhe kya chahiye
santa:kuch nhi bhaaji,
main theke k andar betha hu.mujhe ghar Jana hai
Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye
Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki.
Judge :Ek Baar Firse Sochle, Aisi Biwi Kismat Se Milti Hai !!!
Santa To Banta..
Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse
Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod
Diya..
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Banta-: Kyu..??
Kya Kaha Unhone..?
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Santa-: Unhone Kaha
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Mungfali Me Dana Nahi,
Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi.