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  • Snta ne bled se grlfrnd ka naam apne haath par likha Aur 5min baad jor jor se rone laga, Uska dost: Q ro rahe ho? Santa:Abey,purani wali ka likh dia.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Gives Dictation Test For Students, Last Bench Students Said We Are Not Able To Hear Sir.. Santa Said Ok I Will Write On Board.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Anil ambani:- Agar Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Apni Aadhi Zameen Bhi Nahi Dekh Skta.... Santa:- Hamare Paas Bhi Pehle Aisi Hi "Khataara Car" Thi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • शादी के कुछ दिन बाद संता अपने दोस्त बंता को बता रहा था। संता- मेरी बीवी इतना मजाक करती है की क्या बताऊं। बंता- कैसे? संता- कल मैंने उसकी आंखों पर हाथ रख कर पूछा मैं कौन? तो बोली दूध वाला..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Shaadi Ke Liye Ladki Ke Baap Ne Santa Se Puchha. Baap: “Akal Badi Ya Bhains?” Santa Ne Bohat Der Sochha Aur Phir Jawab Diya. Santa: “Tumne Mujhe Paagal Samjha Hai?, Date Of Birth To Batayi Hi Nahi“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Tuje Pata Hai,Log Muje BHAGWAN Mante Hain Banta: Kaise? Santa: Jab Bhi Mai Kahin Jata Hu Woh Kehte Hain "Hey Bhagwan! Tu Fir Aa Gya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up? Banta: All False. Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Singh met with Banta after many months. Santa to Banta: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...! Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab? Santa : Arre Yaar, I Mean To Say - Long Time No C..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha! Wife Romantic Hokar: Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya? Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola: Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!! By -nripendebnath
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai? Banta: Nahi..! Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le.. Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana.. Phir usay class mein ura.. Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade.. BAS PHAS GAI LARKI .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhikari: Kuch Khane Ko Dedo. Santa - Tamatar Khao Bikari - Roti Dedo Santa - Tamatar Khao Bikari -Lao Tamatar Hi Do Santa Ki Mummy - Ye Totla Hai,keh Raha Hai, Kamakar Khao.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Kam walii shanti koh bulao kya…..! Wife:Kyn .??? Santa:Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mai dawa khne k bad shanti k sath soo jaana….!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Laloo: Beta ye kaisi machis laaye ho. Sasura ek bhi teeli nahi jal rahi. Funny Son: Kya baat kartay ho papa sab ki sab check kar kay laya hoon.
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa ek kali ladki ko dekh kar hash raha tha... ladki pass aakar santa se boli laki:pyare se dara lagta he ya thappd se??? (santa thodi der sochne k baad) santa:tere darawane chahere 6e.... :d :p santa rock ladki sock
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA PAPER DENE GYA .. .. .. OR APNE SATH PALAMBER KO BHI LEY GYA .... ... .. KYO...????? ,,, ,,, ,,, KYO KI USNE SUNA THA KI PAPER LEEK HO GYA H..... :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Tum Bike Itni Fast Kyun Chala Rahe Ho? Banta: Ye Khat Urgent Pohchana He Santa: Kaha? Banta: Addres Padhne Ka Time Nahi Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge? Santa: Biwi Se Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Apne Sath Ek Ladki Ko Lekar Jaa Raha Tha,
    Raste Mein Banta Mila Ye Ladki Kaun H,
    Santa: Meri Cousion H. Banta Ne Ghurte Hu Puche Cousion H.
    Santa: Ku Ho Nahi Sakti Kya,
    Banta: Kyu Nahi Ho Sakti Thode Din Pehle Meri Bhi Cousion Hi Thi.
    :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 10 years ago



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