Santa FTV Dekh Raha Thha,
Ki Achanak Se Pappu Room Mein Aa Gaya,
Santa Usko Dekh Kar Sarmane Wale Andaj Mein Bola. Santa: "Garib Ladkiyaan Hai,
Kapde Lene Ke Bhi Paise Nahi Hai"
Pappu: "Iss Se Bhi Garib Ladkiya Dekhni Hai,
Toh Mere Pass CD Hai"
3 chor Santa , Golu aur Pappu ...
police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me
chup
gaye.
Police wale ne pehle bori par lat
maari.
Santa bola: bow bow..
Police wala: Isme kutta hai.
Fir dusri bori par lat mari..
Golu bola: meow meow...
Policewala: Isme billi hai...
Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi
awaaz
nahi aayi.
Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi
awaaz nahi
aayi
fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad Pappu
zor se
bola:
Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo.
Banta Apne GF se….. ! ! Banta: Can I kiss you? GF: NO ! ! Banta: Plzzzzz…. GF: Ok but don’t tell Anybody ! ! ! Santa: Ooooo, Fir kya fayda. tuhi rakhle nai chahiye..:D
Santa Ki Wife Apne Pati Se Pareshan Ho Kar,
Swami Lunnacharya Ke Pass Gayi.
Santa’s Wife: “Swami Ji,
Mere Pati Roz Aadhi Raat Ko,
Ghar Se Chale Jate Hai.
Swami Ji: Isse Mein Aap Ki Samsya Samju,
Ya Mere Liye Aap Ka Invitation?
Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha aayega?
Dr: 50 hajar.
Santa: Agar plastic hum de to.
Dr: (Gusse Se) Saale pighla kar chipka bhi lena!
Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!
Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!
Santa : Tum bike itni tez q chala rahe ho ?
Banta : Ye letter urgent dena hai
Santa : Kaha ?
Banta : Address padhne ka time nahi hai.
Santa : Ok go fast...!
Anur
~.~ santa banta short jokes ~.~
santa:aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai!
banta:bakri kaise anda de sakti hai?
santa:Arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri rakha hai
Santa: Yaar Banta Kon Se Cast Ke
Log Desh Ke Acche Nagrik Hote Hai ?
Banta: Yaar Baniye...
Santa: Wo Kaise...?
Banta: Yaar Har Jagha Likha Hota
Hai Desh Ke Acche Nagrik Baniye!
Banta:" What Is Difference Between
COFFEE Shop & WINE Shop..???
.
.
.
Santa:" COFFEE Shop Is The Starting
Point Of LOVE..
&
WINE Shop Is Ending Or Last Point
Of LOVE..:p :O :D