Santa Banta Aapas Mein Lad Rahe The..
Santa: Sale Main Tere Kapde Phaad Kar
Tujhe Nanga Kar Dunga...
Banta: Plz Yaar Serious Ladai Mein Aisi
Romantic Baatein Mat Kar.
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Santa- yar banta nav ma chad ho gaya ha pani upar aa raha ha. Banta- yar chanta mat kar dusra chad kar danga pani nikal jaiga.
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Bank manegar: hum aapko bina intrest k loan denge,
Santa: oji dena h to thoda haste-haste do na,
Agar dene me intrest nahi h to mat do...
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anta : O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..?
Biwi : Oji Car ki break fail ho gayi hai,
Accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate hai.
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Boss-apki shadi
ho gayi?
Santa-Haanji,1ladki
se huyi he
Boss-Shaadi to ladki se
hi hoti he
Santa-Naa ji
meri behan ki to
ladke Se huyi he...:p
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Santa: mere paas..
gadi he,
bangla he,
bank balance he,sab he..
kya hai tumhare paas?
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Banta:
Mere paas un sab ki Duplicate chaavi hai...
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Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi
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Santa Aur Banta ja rahe tha. Raste Me 1000 ka note mila.
Banta- Chalo fifty Fifty le lete hain.
Santa- Baki 900 ka kya karege?
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, New Whatsapp Status
Santa Dials a Number..
A girl received
Santa: Hello Kaun?
Girl: Main Seeta
Santa: O teri!!
Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya..
Sorry “MAATE”..!!
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Santa Ne Ek Beautiful Ladki Ko Dekha Toh Jaake Usey Kiss Kar Daala !
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Girl:- Stupid Kya Kar Rahe Ho !!?
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Santa:- B.C A Final Year...
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Santa Auto Wale Se - Kyu Bhai Hanuman mandir jayega auto?
auto wala- HA
Santa- To Phir Aate Samay Parsad lete aana..!!!
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Santa ke gao me nadi pe bridge banaya gaya.
Builder: Bahut achcha ho gya!
Santa: Haan ji
Pehle dhoop me tair k nadi paar krte the
Ab chhav rahegi
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Santa: "Madam these undergarments will look nice on U"
Girl : How can U be so sure?
Santa: I have done diploma in interior designing
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Interviewer: Whats d relation between Earth & Moon?
Santa: Brother & Sister
Inter: How?
Santa: Earth Dharti mata and Moon Chanda Mama.
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Santa= Jab Main Mar Jaau To Samne Wale Ghar Ki Family Ko Zarur Bulana.
Banta= Kyo.?
Santa= Yaar Unke Ghar Ki Ladkiya Bahut Lipat-Lipat Kar Roti Hai.
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Santa_ne cafe me Ldki_se I LUV U kaha
Ldki ne Mara Chata Or_Boli kya bola Tu
SNTA- ROTE HUE
Jab_suna hi nhi tune to Chata Q Mara.
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Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump: 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle, Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai".
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~.~ santa banta short jokes ~.~
santa:aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai!
banta:bakri kaise anda de sakti hai?
santa:Arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri rakha hai
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