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- Friend to santa:- Yar tumhari dukan mithai ki h. To kya tumhara dil nhi krta Mithai khane ko. Santa:- yaar. Krta to bahot h. Bt papa rsgule gin k jate h. To..... Isliye. Chus kr rkh deta hu.
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- SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha. Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho? saNTA bola, Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.
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- Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya. Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya? Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai? Santa: 3 mahine. Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko? Santa: 3 mahine. Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua? Santa: 3 mahine baad. Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye? Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye! time ka pata hi nahi laga?
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- Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He. Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi He! Santa: Abye Ghadhe, BMW Ka Matlab Bahut Motti Wife
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- Santa ne ek aadmi ko tamacha mar diya.? Aadmi: Mene kya galti ki ? Santa: Tum saale galti karo uske liye hum intezaar thodi karenge.
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- santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao banta:kyo? santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai
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Santo :- Doctor:pill: Batate H Ki Pagalkhane Mein Aadmi Aurato Se 70% Jyada H.
Santa :- Par Doctor Ne Yeh Nahi Likha Hoga Ki Iska Shreh Kise Jata H.
:yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart:
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- Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Apne Kutte Ko Lekar Hotel Ke Ander Gaya, Manager Bola- Iss Gadhe Ko Apne Sath Ku Laye Ho ? Aadmi: Pagal Hue Ho Yeh Gadha Nahi Kutta H, Manager- Chup Raho, Mein Tumse Nahi Kutte Se Baat Kar Raha Hu.
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- Santa: aaj main dr. ke paas gaya? Santa: Dr. bola mere daant mein keeda hai.. Biwi: Dr. ne bimari toh sahi batayi, Magar jagah galat batayi.
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- Santa toilet gaya to diwar per likha tha, "duniya chaand per phuch gai hai, aur tum yaha baitho ho?" Santa ne likh diya, . . "bas ye kerke, me bhi jaa rhaa hun."
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- Santa:Bhai jaldi se do gulab jamun de, . Avi ladai hone wala hain. . Dukandar: ye lo. . . . . Woh dono khane k baad . Santa: Bhai,aur do de yar, . . Ladai shuru hone se pehle kha leta hoon. . . Dukandar: yar kab se ladai ki baat kar raha hain, . Kis ki ladai hone wala hain bol toh zara. . . . . Santa: Pehle kha lene de. . . Khane k baad . . . . . . . Avi ladai start hogi, . . Dekh maine kha toh liya, magar mere paas paisa ni hain. :P
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- Santa’s Army Test Pappu- 3+5? Santa- 8 Pappu- 7+3? Santa- 10 Pappu- 8+8? Santa- Pata nahi sir Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.
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- Jeeto: Nai Car Aur Nai Pati Mein Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Sirf 2-3 Saal Theek Thaak Chalte Hein! Santa: Puraani Car Aur Puraani Patni Mein Bhi Koi Antar Nahi Hai. Dono Hi Faltu Aawaaz Buhut Karte Hein!
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- Santa: Miss kya Aap mujhey raat ko call.. kar rahi thi Miss: No Santa: Kamaal Hai Subha Jub main utha tou merey mobile pr likha tha Miss call :D
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- ‚ latest sms jokes ‚‚ Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale h. Banta: Acha Par mai nhi dekh pawunga. Santa: kyu Banta: Mera TV to 21 inch ka hi hai
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- Santa Sitting On Roadside, Banta Asks Y R U Wasting Time? Santa:Im Taking Revenge. Banta:How? Santa:Waqt Ne Mujhe Barbad Kia He,Ab Mein Waqt Brbad Kar Raha Hu…
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- Santa 2 Banta: Santa- Maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !! Banta: Wo Kya? Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.
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- Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai
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- Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya Sab darwaze Khirkiyan Band kardi Light off kar ke Uske pass aaya Aur bola: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Ye Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai
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- Teacher: Which animal flies in the air, but gives birth to young ones on land? Santa (excited for the first time because he knows the answer) Santa: AIRHOSTESS!
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