संता- यार तूने कभी सोचा है कि अस्पताल में ऑपरेशन से पहले मरीज को बेहोश क्यों किया जाता है?
बंता- अगर बेहोश नहीं किया और मरीज ने ऑपरेशन करना सीख लिया तो डॉक्टर के धंधे की तो वाट लग जाएगी ।
SANTA ~Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai kya khilate ho ise,..?
BANTA ~abe wo sher hi hai saala PYAAR-WYAAR k chakkar me kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai.
Santa Nd Banta In A Football Stadium.. Santa : Paji, Ye Log Ball Se Kya Kr Rhe Hai? Banta : Goal Kr Rhe Hain!!! Santa :"lekin Paji Ball To Pehle Se Gol Hai , Or Kitni Gol Krenge?"
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli
Santa:Aj Mene Apni Bv Ko Watchman K Sath Movie Jate Hue Dekha.
Banta:To Tum Unke Piche Nhi Gye?
Santa:Nhi Yar,
Darsal Wo Movie Mene Pahle Hi Dekhi Hui Thi.
Santa ko nahate hue mahbooba ki yaad aa gayi
to farmaya ki,
dil me h tumhara akx or
haath me h sabun lux
tumhara khayal aata raha or
lux sabun jhaag bnata raha.
Santa Ko Uska Sasur Jute Maar Raha Tha
Aadmi: Kyu Mar Rahe Ho?
Sasur: Maine Ise Hospital Se SMS Kiya
Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho, Isne Apne Sare Friendz Ko Forward Kardiya...
Do Desho Mein Yudh Ke Dauran Hamle Se Bachne Ke Liye, Jaise Hi Hawayi Hamle Ka Siren Baje Fauran Bank Mein Jaiye, Aur Ek Crore Ruppe Ka Karja Bank Se Le Li Lijiye.
Aur Ghar Aakar Aram Se So Jaiye. Fir Bank Wale Aapki Khud Suraksha Karenge. :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley: