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  • Santa film Director: U have 2 jump in 2a swimng pool frm a 100ft.. Actor: But i dont know swimng sir.. Santa: don’t worry there iS no water.
    • 10 years ago



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  • History ke teacher ne pucha kalidas ka ek bhai jhuta banata tha. Uska naam kya tha? Santa ne bahut socha aur jawab me bola Adidas
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki wife ne use office jate waqt kaha “See You in the evening!” Santa gusse me: Main bhi tujhe dekh lunga kamini! Dhamki kisko deti hai?
    • 10 years ago



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  • While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, theres nothing down here Send As Email.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa public toilet gya or 1 ghante ke bad nikla Bahar baitha jmidar bola- 20rs. Santa- sale toilet main baitha tha "Cyber cafe" main nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Interviewer: Whats d relation between Earth & Moon? Santa: Brother & Sister Inter: How? Santa: Earth Dharti mata and Moon Chanda Mama.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता: यार तेरी लाइफ में कोई लड़की क्यूं नहीं आती? बंता(शायराना अंदाज में): जिंदगी हमारी यूं सितम हो गई, खुशी ना जानें कहां दफन हो गई, बहुत लिखी खुदा ने लोगों की तकदीर में मोहब्बत, जब हमारी बारी आई तो स्याही खत्म हो गई.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1GiRL FaNSi LaGa KaR MaRNe Ja RaHi Thi SaNTa Ne KhiDKi Se DeKHa Or BoLa SiRf LaTaKne Se HeiGHt Nhi BaDheGi MoM Ko BoLo CoMpLaN B PiLaYe
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 Boys proposing to 3 Girls 1= Tu meri Laila, te main tera Majnu. 2= Main tera Ranja, te tu meri Heer. 3= (SANTA) Tu meri Zaara, te main tera VEER....!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Ye kiska signature hai? "@@@@@@@@@@@@" Santa: Meri mummy ka. Teacher: Aisa kaisa naam hai? Santa: "Ji, JALEBI BAAI"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jeeto: What Do U Think About Our Love..? Santa: Try To Count The Stars In The Sky.. Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite.. Santa: No Baby, Its A Waste Of Time..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa To Banta Hum Dono Me Kya Rishta He Bnta- Jo Besan Or PaKode Ka He Santa-Wo Kese Banta-QkI Jab Besan SANTA Hai Tabhi To PaKoda BANTA He.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Santa Church Gaya.. . . . Achanak Light Chali Gayi Aur Andhera Ho Gaya... Tabhi Church Ka Ghanta Baja "TONNN" . . . . Santa Chillaya: Ohh Teri UNDERTAKER Aa Gaya:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:ek baat bata yaar, suraj raat Q Nahi nikalta. Banta:abe gadhe! Niklega bhi to andhere me tere ko kya tere baap ko bhi nazar nahi aayega??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fashon Ka Zamana Hai Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha Amul The Taste Of India. Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya Kurkure Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon? Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Apni Girlfriend Ko Lekar Ghar Aaya! Use Bistar Par Baithaya, Sab Darwaze Khidki Band Kar Di, Aur Light Bhi Band Karke Apni Girlfriend Ke Pass Aaya, Aur Bola: Ye Dekho Meri Watch MeinLight Jalti Hain.
    • 10 years ago



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