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  • Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal Aaya. Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai. Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu. Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me, Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Techer:" 1869 Me Kya Hua?? Banta:" Gandhi Ji Ka Janm . . Techer:" Good! Baith Jao . . . Techer(santa Se):" Btao 1872 Me Kya Hua . . . Santa:" Gandhi Ji 3 Saal K Ho Gaye.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Santa Zebra Crossing Ke Black & White Lines Par Baar-Baar Idhar- Udhar Chal Raha Tha, Aur Soch Raha Tha Ki . . . . . . . . . . Sala Ye Piano Bajta Kyo Nahi.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Santa In Coffee Shop With Wife..! Santa: Jaldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jayegi.. Wife: Ki Fark Painda Hai.? Santa: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh..! Hot Coffee = Rs 15 Cold Coffee = Rs 45
    • 8 years ago



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  • Class Mein Teacher Santa Se Kehti Hai. Teacher: "Tumhare Papa Ka Kya Naam Hai?" Santa: "Google Singh" Teacher Hairani Hote Hue: "Yeh Kesa Naam Hai?" Santa: "Bus Mein Jahaan Bhi Jaun Mujhe Doond Lete Hai.
    • 8 years ago



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  • History Teacher: "Name some famous Indians who struggled against the British ?" Santa: "Tendulkar,Dravid,Laxman,Sehwag,Dhoni, Raina..." !!!
    • 8 years ago



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  • In A Cricket Ground.. Security : Cricket Match Is Over Now Why R U Stil Sitting? Santa: Oye…Yaar.. I Am Waitin For Highlights!
    • 8 years ago



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  • santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao banta:kyo? santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai
    • 8 years ago



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  • Snta Ne car se 4 logo ko daba dya judge-tumne sarab bhi nahi pi thi fir bhi ye Q KIYA SANTA-Idea walo ne kaha tha ki is gaane k liye 4 dabyE
    • 8 years ago



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  • Santa Ws Getting Bitten By Mosquitoes D Whole Night.
    He Got Irritated… Drank Poison Said, “ab Kato Salo, Sb Maroge!”
    • 8 years ago



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  • Gurdas Maan: Santa ji,aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega? Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Train mai santa apni wife se: Tujhse shaadi karke pachchhta raha hoo, dil karta hai k tujhe kutte ke daal du Saamne Baitha passenger: Bhow, BHow, BhoW, Bbhow ...
    • 8 years ago



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  • Interviewer-To bataiye PANI k bina Insan kaise Marega? Santa-PANI nhi hoga to insan tair nhi payega.Tair nhi payega to doob jayega aur mar jayega.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Santa:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.. . . . . Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ?? . . . . . . . . . Santa:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi...:( :p :O :/
    • 8 years ago



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  • Santa:Papa aaj meri Girlfriend ki birhday he. Use kya du..? Papa:Dekhne me kaisi hai? Santa:Mast hai.. Papa:Mera mobile number de de!
    • 8 years ago



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  • संता के घर एक बिल्ली रहती थी जिससे वह बहुत परेशान था। एक दिन संता उससे तंग आकर कहीं छोड़कर आ गया पर संता के घर पहुंचने से पहले बिल्ली घर पहुंच गई। संता दोबारा उसको बाहर छोड़कर आया पर वह फिर से घर पर वापस आ गई। संता को बहुत गुस्सा आ गया और इस बार उसने बिल्ली को बहुत दूर छोड़ दिया। फिर थोड़ी देर बाद अपनी बीवी को फोन किया और पूछा कि क्या बिल्ली घर आ गई है। बीवी- हां, वह पहुंच गई है। संता- उससे बोल मुझे आकर ले जाए, मैं रास्ता भूल गया हूं।
    • 8 years ago



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  • 3 chor Santa , Golu aur Pappu ... police se bachne ke liye 3 borio me chup gaye. Police wale ne pehle bori par lat maari. Santa bola: bow bow.. Police wala: Isme kutta hai. Fir dusri bori par lat mari.. Golu bola: meow meow... Policewala: Isme billi hai... Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi awaaz nahi aayi. Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi awaaz nahi aayi fir 20-25 laat marne ke baad Pappu zor se bola: Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Santa : Mummy Maine Apka Kaha Maankar School Se Aate,
    Samay Khali Tiffin Preeti Didi Ko Dena Band Kar Diya H.

    Mummy : Yeh To Bahut Acchi Baat H Aakir Tumne Apni Aadat Badal Hi Dali.
    Santa :– Ha, Mummy, Ab Mein Tiffin Apne Bag Mein Rakhkar Bag Didi Ko De Deta Hu.
    :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
    • 8 years ago



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