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  • Banta:how did u got a new car? Santa:A girl drove me to a beach, took her cloth & and said: take what do u want & i took car banta: good yaar kapde ki karne si.
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  • santa: doc last night i had s** with a girl.. but today susu not coming..it has blocked.. . . . . Doctor aft checking: lofar remove the condom first.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ? Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi, Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai "I love u 2" Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai...........very funny
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya. Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya?? Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa was smoking in front of his father. His friend- Oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai? Santa- Baapu hai, koi petrol pump thodi na hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa 2 Banta: Santa- Maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !! Banta: Wo Kya? Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa:Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain? Banta:Goal kar rahe hain! Santa:Lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain, aur kitni gol karenge
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Pahle To Tu Mujhe Papa Bolti Thi! Ab Achanak Dad Kyo Bolne Lagi, Sony: Papa Bolne Se Meri Lipistik Kharab Ho Jati Thi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1GiRL FaNSi LaGa KaR MaRNe Ja RaHi Thi SaNTa Ne KhiDKi Se DeKHa Or BoLa SiRf LaTaKne Se HeiGHt Nhi BaDheGi MoM Ko BoLo CoMpLaN B PiLaYe
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता: यार तेरी लाइफ में कोई लड़की क्यूं नहीं आती? बंता(शायराना अंदाज में): जिंदगी हमारी यूं सितम हो गई, खुशी ना जानें कहां दफन हो गई, बहुत लिखी खुदा ने लोगों की तकदीर में मोहब्बत, जब हमारी बारी आई तो स्याही खत्म हो गई.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai Batao Main Kya Karun? Banta: Karna Kya Hai, 2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye . . Que. the:- 1.China kis Desh me hai? 2.15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai? 3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai? 4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai? 5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan hai..?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ws Getting Bitten By Mosquitoes D Whole Night.
    He Got Irritated… Drank Poison Said, “ab Kato Salo, Sb Maroge!”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Santa Santo Mein Jagda Ho Gaya. Or Ek Duse Se Ladne Lage.
    Santa: Maine Tumhe Banarasi Shadi Dilwayi.
    Santo: Tumne Mujhe Pehante Hue Dekha,
    Santa: Maine Tumhe Sone Kei Anghuti Di,
    Santo: Tumne Mera Hathpakadkar Meri Ungli Mein Pehnayi.
    Santa: Maine Tumhare Make Up Ka Bil Diya.
    Santo: Tumne Mujhe Kiss Kiya
    Santa: Maine Tumhe Har Jahag Siar Karayi,
    Santo: Tumn Mere Sath Mauj Masti Bhi To Ki H.
    :heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ne AC lagwaya. Banta ne pucha abhi to sardi hai? Santa oye maine ulta lagwaya hai, garam hawa andar aur thandi hawa bahar....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Banta, Don’t Put Mobile Charging While Sleeping At Night? Banta: Why?? Santa: Sometimes, Battery May Blast. Banta: Yah. I Know. That’s Why I Am Removing Battery From Mobile While Chargig
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता (बंता से)- आज पार्टी किस खुशी में? बंता (संता से)- मेरा स्कूटर खो गया है। संता- तो.. बंता- शुक्र मानो मैं उस पर नही बैठा था वरना मैं भी गुम हो जाता।
    • 9 years ago



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