Patni (santa se) pahle kyu nahi btaya ki…
tumhari pahli shadi rani se ho rakhi hai.
Santa: maine kha to tha ki…
shadi ke bad tumhai rani ki tarh rakunga!
Ek baar 1Train achanakpatri se utar
gayi,
Khetonmein idhar udhar
jaane
lagi aur fir wapas patri par aa gayi.
Railway walon ne enquiry bithai driver Santa pe.
Puchhaki kya hua.
Santa:Ek aadmi patri par khadatha aur
hat hi nahi
raha tha. Officer:Santa- Pagal ho
kya? 1admi ke liye tumnesare passengerski zindagi
jokhim mein daal di? Us 1 aadmi ko
kuchal denatha!!!
Santa:Main wahi to karnejaa raha tha
ki achanakwo patri se utar
karkhetonmein idhar udhar bhagne laga...
Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka
Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko
Hi Qatl Kar Diywa.
Kyunki Biwi Ki
Undergarments Mein
Likha Tha:
100% Soft & Silky.
Tested By CHAND &
SONS.
Santa Dials a number A Girl
Receives Tha Call.
Santa: Who R U...?
Girl: Seeta Here.
Santa: Sorry Mate..
Maine To Chandigrh Phone Kiya
Tha Galte Se Ayodhya Lag Gya!
Santa found answer to the most
difficult question ever- What comes
first -
the chicken or the egg?
.
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.
.
.
.
.
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo
ayega!
Teacher:What is the diffirence between pyar & shaadi?
Santa:very simple sir,pyar insaan ko andha bana deta hai aur shaadi insaan ki ankhen khol deti hai..!