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  • संता - “मेरा घर इतना बड़ा है कि लोकल ट्रेन आराम से चल सकती है !” बंता – “बस ! अरे मेरा घर तो इतनाबड़ा है कि एक कोने से दूसरे कोने पर फ़ोन से बात करो तो रोमिंग लगती है… !”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta:- Itne aware log FOOTBALL ko LAAT kyo mar the he.....???? Bnta:- Abe Gadhe, GOAL Krne ke lite. Snta:- GOL Hi to he or kitna GOL Krenge..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Oxford University Me Professor Tha.. Wah Wah Santa Oxford University Me Professor Tha.. Niche Kya Dhund Rahe Ho Joke To Upar Tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na? Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi Jo Musibat Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De. Main Zarur Aaunga
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kaun Kitna Kanjoos Hai Iss Baat Ko Lekar Santa Aur Banta Ke Beech Behas Ho Rahi Thi. . . . . Banta: “ Main Itna Kanjoos Hoon Ke Apne Honeymoon ParAkela Hi Chala Gaya Aur Apne Paise Bachaye.. :D . . . . . Santa: “ Arrey Ye Bhi Koi Kanjoosi Hui, Meri Sun, Maine Apni Biwi Ko Apne Dost Ke Sath Bejh Diya Aur Poore Paise Bachaye...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Jungle Se Gujar Raha Tha, 1 Ajgar Ko Ped Par Latakte Hue Dekha To, Santa Bola: Is Tarah Latakne Se Height Nahi Badhegi Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye. by@ kabir
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Library Ja Kar Puchta Hai:"Suicide Karne Ke Tarike ka Book Hai Kya.. ?? . . . . . . . Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ke Dekha Aur Puchha:"Wapas Karne Kon Aayega..:p :D :O :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: "When I woke up this morning,I felt like going out and getting a job." Banta: "Did you?" Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Singh met with Banta after many months. Santa to Banta: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...! Bunta : Oye, Iska Matlab? Santa : Arre Yaar, I Mean To Say - Long Time No C..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Train Me Neend Nahi Aayi Upar Ki Seat Thi Bahut Garmi Thi . Banta: Toh Exchange Karna Tha Na . Santa: Kisse Karta? Niche Seat Pe Koi Tha Hi Nahi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad doonga santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Chal Race Lagte Hai Jo Haara Wo 1000 Rs. Dega.. Banta: Thik Hai Par Mujhe Raasta Nhi Pata, Santa: Bas Tu Mere Piche Piche Rehna. Banta: Thanks Yaar Ur My Best Fend...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa everest pr gya waha 1 baba pahle se baitha tambaku ragad raha tha santa-baba ye kya hai baba-masala Santa- Oh O to Evrest Masala ap hi bnate ho
    • 10 years ago



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