Santa Banta Jokes

Bhikari: Kuch Khane Ko Dedo SANTA : TAMATAR KHAO Bikari: Roti Dedo Santa : TAMATAR KHAO Bikari: Le Ao Tamatar Hi Do Santa Ki Mummy: Ye Totla Hai.. Kah Raha Hai KAMAKAR Khao..

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SanTa ApNe G.F Ko Apne KamRe Me LeGaya. - DarWaJe Bund KiYe - Aur Apne G.F k Pas Ja k BoLa K Ye DeKho Maine Watch me RaDium LaGaYa Hai...!

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Santa: Station jane ke kitne loge? Ricksha wala: 50 Santa: 20 le lo. Ricksha wala: 20 mein kon le ke jayega. Santa: Tum peche betho hum le ke jayega..

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Santa : Mummy Maine Apka Kaha Maankar School Se Aate,
Samay Khali Tiffin Preeti Didi Ko Dena Band Kar Diya H.

Mummy : Yeh To Bahut Acchi Baat H Aakir Tumne Apni Aadat Badal Hi Dali.
Santa :– Ha, Mummy, Ab Mein Tiffin Apne Bag Mein Rakhkar Bag Didi Ko De Deta Hu.
:grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:

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Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.

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Santa: Apni Biwi Se Santo Jo Tu Padh Rahi H Na Wo Newspaper Ulta H. Santo: Santa Ji Kisne Kaha Mein Padh Rahi Hu Mein To Sirf Photo Dekh Rahi Hu

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Santa 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane K Baad Bola: Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Dio.. . Dukandar: Cheeni Kyu..??? . Santa: Soch Raha Hu, Khane K Baad Kuch Mitha Ho Jay

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Pati: Mera Accident Ho Gaya H Bahut Khoon Aa Raha H,
Patni: Bahar Hi Rehna Jab Tak Thik Na Ho Jaye.

Maine Abhi Abhi Farash Dhoya H.
:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

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Santa – gai kale me macchar ne ullu banavya Banta – e kvi rite? . Santa – me bedroom ma machhardani nakhi ane hall ma sui gyo..

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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

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Santa- tum kis din paida hue, Banta-sunday ko, Santa- tum mujhe pagal bana rahe ho sundey ko to chutti hoti he... ha ha ha

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Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..

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Santa Darvaze Pe Gun Liye Khada Hai, Wife: Y R U Standing Here. Santa: Sher Ke Sikar Pe Jaa Raha Hu. Wife: To Jaao Na. Santa: Kaise Jaun Bahar Kutta Khada Hai.

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Santa Har Sunday Ko Holi Kehleta Tha. Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ne Santa Se Pucha, Tum Har Sunday Ko Holi Kyun Khelte Ho? Santa - Maine Kahin Padha Tha Ki, "Sunday Is A Holi Day"

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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand , oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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Santa ek din school se ghar ja rha tha, raste me use ek 500 ko not mila ,usne not utha kr socha ese ghar le jane se achha hai mai ese yahi chhupa deta hu mere kl ke kharch ke kam aayega usne 5oo ke not ko ek ped ke niche jamin me khod kr gda diya or ek bord bnd kr usme likha"maine yaha paise nhi chhupaya hai"

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Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

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Snta- Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah konsi he? Banta- Mandir S-Mandir kyu? B-Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai hoti.

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santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula, banta- mai khol du, santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.

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