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  • SANTA Cigarette chupa kar: Batawo Mere Hath Me kya hai? BANTA :Rail Gadi SANTA :TumHe kaise Pata chala? BANTA :Maine Dhuwan Niklte DekhA Tha
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  • Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta? Banta: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:- Ager "Bivi Ko "Bhootni Lipat Jaye, To Tu Kya Karega ? . . Banta:- Mujhe"Kya Karna ! Ye Do "Behno"Ka" Aapsi "Mamla" hai.:-
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Sending Msg to all Frnd "My Mob Num is change" Pehale Nokia6610 tha Now I Have N73 So Plz Call n sms me on My New Num thnks
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha… Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di. Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya. Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya? Santa: Nahi pakk gaya..!! isliye gir gaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Golu or Molu Bahut Achhe Dost Thhe Par Achanak Ek Hi Din Dono Mar Jate Hai Aur Ikathe Narak Mein Pahunchte Hai. Golu Ne Molu Ko Dekha Aur Hairan Hote Hue Pucha. Golu: ��Abe Tu Kaise Mara?�� Molu: ��Thand Se, Aur Tu?�� Golu: ��Mene Aatam Hatya Ki�� Molu: ��Kyu Be, Tu To Achha Bhala Tha Aur Khushi Se Jee Raha Thha?�� Golu: ��Yaar, Mujhe Laga Meri Biwi Ka Kisi Se Affair Hai, Ek Din Shaq Hone Pe Chaapa Maara Par Koi Nahi Tha, Sharm Ke Mare Maine Aatm-Hatya Kar Li�� Molu Ne Golu Ko Zor Se Thapad Mara Aur Bola. ��HARAMKHOR Agar Fridge Khol Ke Dekha Hota, To Na Tu Sharm Se Marta Aur . Na Mein Thand Se�� :-D :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date pe:"Ye meri pehli date hai darling.. . . . . . . agar koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kar dena..:p :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sales-man Ne Santa Ka Darwaja Khatkataya Aur Puchha Sales-man: “ Ji, Cockroch Ke Liye Powder Loge Kya? ” Santa: “ Nahi, Hum Cockroch Ko Itna Laad-Pyar Nahi Karte, Aaj Powder Laga Denge To Kal Sala Deo Mangega
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-bike se ja raha tha, raste me ladki dekhi to gir gaya, ladki-oh my god lagi to nahi? Santa- nahi soniye, me to aise hi bike se utarta hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ji, Kya Baat H Aapke Piche Kutte :dog2:Pade H,
    Or Aap Hai Ki Hase:grinning: Hi Ja Rahe Hai ?
    Santa : Ji Dekhiye Na, Mere Pass Sim Airtel Ka H Aur,
    Vodafone Ka Network Mera Pitcha Kar Raha H.
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  • Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Math Ka Test Le Raha Hota Hai. Santa: “ Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? ” Pappu: “ 6, 7 ” Santa: “ Wah Mera Beta To Bohat Hoshiyaar Hai,Aur 6, 7 Ke Baad? ” Pappu: “ 8, 9, 10 ” Santa: “ Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad? ” Pappu: “ Gulam, Begum, Badshaah “
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar santa apni girlfriend ko apne ghar pe le ke gaya... Usne sari khidki darwaje band kar diye, sari lights off kar di or Girlfriend se kaha . . . . . Dekh meri watch me light jalti hai........
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta: Yaar, Sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi kya karu! Santa: “Message sending fail” likh ke bhej de.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi Kyun... Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Muje 1 Bat Batao "Automatically" Ka Matalb Kya Hota He..? Banta: Tume Etana Bhi Nathi Pata??? Santa: Nahi!!! Banta: Jab Koi Ganji Orat Rikhsa Me Bethi Ho To Use "AUTO-ME-TIKALI"
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  • Shadi k bad pehli rat santa confuse ho gaya,Ki Nayi Biwi se kya Bolu? Aakhir me bola-Aap ke gharwalo ko malum hai, Ki Aap yaha mere Saath ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Kya Laaye Ho.?? Banta- Mai Tere Liye Rishta Laya Hun. Ladki B.com Hai.. Santa - Ladki Chahe Kisi Bhi Com Ki Ho, Bas Padhi Likhi Honi Chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता अपने पिता के सामने सिगरेट पी रहा था, लोगों ने कहा कि आप अपने पिता के सामने सिगरेट पी रहे हो? संता- वो मेरे पिता हैं, कोई पेट्रोल पम्प नहीं..
    • 10 years ago



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  • पप्पू:-यार ! मैं जो भी काम शुरू करता हूं
    मेरी बीवी बीच में आ जाती है ।
    संता:-तू ट्रक:truck: चला कर देख,
    शायद किस्मत साथ दे दे |
    :smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 10 years ago



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