Santa ko nahate hue mahbooba ki yaad aa gayi
to farmaya ki,
dil me h tumhara akx or
haath me h sabun lux
tumhara khayal aata raha or
lux sabun jhaag bnata raha.
Santa 2 Banta:
Santa- Maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !!
Banta: Wo Kya?
Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai
Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.
Santa In Coffee Shop With Wife..!
Santa: Jaldi Pi, Coffee Thandi
Ho Jayegi..
Wife: Ki Fark Painda Hai.?
Santa: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh..!
Hot Coffee = Rs 15
Cold Coffee = Rs 45
Santa: Mera Ghar Itna Bada Hai Ki
Usme Local Train Chalti Hai.
Banta: Yeh To Kuchh Bhi Nahi Hai,
Mera Ghar Itna Bada Hai Ki
Agar Ek Se Dusre Kone Chale Jaao To
Roaming Lagti Hai.
Ek baar 1Train achanakpatri se utar
gayi,
Khetonmein idhar udhar
jaane
lagi aur fir wapas patri par aa gayi.
Railway walon ne enquiry bithai driver Santa pe.
Puchhaki kya hua.
Santa:Ek aadmi patri par khadatha aur
hat hi nahi
raha tha. Officer:Santa- Pagal ho
kya? 1admi ke liye tumnesare passengerski zindagi
jokhim mein daal di? Us 1 aadmi ko
kuchal denatha!!!
Santa:Main wahi to karnejaa raha tha
ki achanakwo patri se utar
karkhetonmein idhar udhar bhagne laga...
Santa:- Humne Ek Aisi Cheez Banayi Hai
Jis Se Hum Diwar Ke Us Paar Dekh Sakte Hain,
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Angrez:- Wow ! Wo Kya Hai... ?
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Santa:- SURAAKH.
HaHaHa.
SANTA ~Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai kya khilate ho ise,..?
BANTA ~abe wo sher hi hai saala PYAAR-WYAAR k chakkar me kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai.
Santa Doodh Wale Ki Dukaan Pe Jata Hai,
Aur Kehta Hai.
Santa: Tumhari Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai,
Sharbat Mein Dala Phatt Gya
Doodh Wale Ne Hairani Se Poocha:
Konse Sharbat Mein Dala Tha?
Santa: Niimboo Pani Mein
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?
Santa says: Duniya Ka hr
ek Insan Apne Paav Bhigoye Bina
Shyad Smundar Paar Kr Skta H,
Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina
"Pyar" Nhi Kr Skta..
Aaj Santa Serious H. Plz..!......