Santa Banta Jokes

Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole: ‘VAR MANGO VATS’ Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu.. ‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’

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Santa To Banta:Oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay? Banta:vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paas rehna chaiyeh na

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Santa Kutte Ki Poonch Pipe Mein Dal Raha Thha, Banta: "Oye, Kutte Ki Dum Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Hoti" Santa: "Idiot, Main To Pipe Bend Kar Raha Hoon".

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Ek Officer Ne Jab Apni Girlfriend Ko Kamre Mein Aate Dekha,
To Bahut Hi Sakhat Lehaje Mein Apni,
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Khubsurat Steno Se Bola – “Agar Office Mein Chair Table Ki Kami H To,
Iska Matlab Ye Nahi H Ki Tum Meri Goad Mein Cha Dkar Baith Jao”
:grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:

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Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha. Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai Banta: Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.

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Anil ambani:- Agar Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Apni Aadhi Zameen Bhi Nahi Dekh Skta.... Santa:- Hamare Paas Bhi Pehle Aisi Hi "Khataara Car" Thi...

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Santa Radio Lekar Khet Me Potti Karne Gaya. Banta: Aaj To Maje Se Ki Hogi? Santa: Khak Maje Se Ki, Radio Pe Jan- Gan-Man Aa Gaya. Khade Khade Karni Padi.

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Santa: oye banta machli khayega? Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain. Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

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Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Santa-"Chidiya Bankar." Sir-"Admi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!" Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapk baap lagayega!"

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Santa: tumhara dudh kharab hai sharbat me dala to dudh phat gaya. Dudh wala: kaun se sharbat me. Santa: Nimbu pani me..

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santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu? Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya. Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.

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Santa-Oye!what R U doing? Banta-Recording this baby’s voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this.

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Ek Dadi Uss Mohalle Mein Nayi-Nayi Gayi Thi, Mohalle Mein Rashan Aur Kirane Ki Ek Hi Dukan Thi. Uss Dukan Par Jakar Dukandar Se Boli- Tum Hamara Udhar Khata Khol Lo, Tumhare Rashan Wagerah Ke Paise Ek Sath Mil Jayenge. Acchi Baat H. Dukandar Ne Permanent Grahak Milne Par Khush Hokar Kaha- Aap 30 Taarikh Ko Udhar Chukka Dena. Dadi : Ha Jarur Lekin 30 February Ko

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Santa to Banta in Exam Hall:"Oye extra pen hai kya" ?? . . . . Banta: "Ek hi hai" . . Santa: "Abe Ek hi chahiye"

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Santa Ki Wife Tours & Travels Magazine Padhte Hue Boli. Wife: "Is Baar 2nd Honeymoon Ke Liye, Greece Try Karen" Santa: "Kyo? Sarson Ke Tel Mein Kya Kharabi Hai".

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Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha! Wife Romantic Hokar: Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola: Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!!

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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u’ll die. Santa: U’ll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform. Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn”t travel.

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Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai. Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya. Teacher- wo bag kisne feka? Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau???

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Santa Banta Se, Santa: Mere Teen Bete Engineer Ban Gye Magr Ek Beta Daku Ban Gya, Banta: To Use Ghar Se Nikaal Do, Santa: Yehi To Problam Hai Kamakar To Whi Laa Rha Hai..!

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Santa dials a number a girl receives tha call. Santa: who r u...? Girl: seeta here. Santa: sorry madam.. Maine to chandigrh phone kiya tha galte se ayodhya lag gya!

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