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  • Banta : Kal Mujhe 10 Logo Ne Peeta Santa : Phir Tune Kya Kiya Banta : Maine Kha Saalon Aik Aik Karke Ao Santa : Phir Banta : Phir Kya Saalone, Aik Aik Karke Dubaara Peeta. By -Rao
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa-Yaar Tune Itne Chote ChoteBaal Kyu Katwaye? Santa-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Library Ja Kar Puchta Hai:"Suicide Karne Ke Tarike ka Book Hai Kya.. ?? . . . . . . . Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ke Dekha Aur Puchha:"Wapas Karne Kon Aayega..:p :D :O :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • :: Santa Banta Funny SMS :: Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. Banta: Ye Kya Hai? Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai. Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar, Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa : Tum bike itni tez q chala rahe ho ? Banta : Ye letter urgent dena hai Santa : Kaha ? Banta : Address padhne ka time nahi hai. Santa : Ok go fast...! Anur
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Meri Billi Mar Gayi Banta: Kaise Mari Santa: Maine Use Nahala Diya Tha Banta- Nahalne Se Bhi Kahi Billi Marti Hai Kya Santa- Maine Nahalane K Bad Use Nichoda Bhi Tha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Oye! What are you? Banta: Recording this baby’s voice. Santa: Why? Banta: When he grows up. ” ” ” I shall ask him what he meant by this.
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai, Lala:ha, santa:acha vala hai, Lala:ha, Santa: achi quality ka hai, Lala:ha bhai ha, Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ke Maa Ke Tabyat Khrab Ho Gye, Wo Apne Maa Ko Lekar Hospital Gya. Doctor: Inke Kuch Test Honge, Santa: Hey! Bhgwan Ab Kya Hoga, "Mere Maa To Anphad Ha"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:- Agar "Teri "Bivi Ko "Bhootni Lipat Jaye,To Tu Kaya Karega? Banta:- Mujhe "Kaya Karna! Ye Do "Behno" Ka" Aapsi "Mamla"Hai:-"
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता साइकिल पर बाजार जा रहा था।रास्ते में उसने एक लड़की को टक्कर मार दी। लड़की चिल्लाई – घण्टी नहीं मार सकता था क्या ……. ? संता रुआंसा होकर बोला – पूरी साइकिल तो मार दी, अब घण्टी क्या अलग से मारूं ….?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa 2 Banta: Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen? Banta: Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.. . . . . Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ?? . . . . . . . . . Santa:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi...:( :p :O :/
    • 9 years ago



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  • 45 Saal Ka Santa Ladki Dekhne Gaya, Ladki Ki Maa Behosh Ho Gayi, Hosh Aya To Pucha Kya Hua.? . . . Boli- 18 Saal Pehle Ye Muje Bhi Dekhne Aya Tha.:-
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya Sab darwaze Khirkiyan Band kardi Light off kar ke Uske pass aaya Aur bola: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Ye Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye.. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ekdin SANTA ne ek ladki ko phn kya SANTA:hy jan how r u? what r u doing? LADKI:f9...mai rice cooke kar rah hoon SANTA:what..jab bhi tumhe phn krti hoon Tum rice cooke karte ho GIRL:na na mai toh naukrani.
    • 9 years ago



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