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  • Santa: Pata hai kurkure khane se kya hota hai? Banta: Kya hota hai ? Santa: Socho... socho... socho... Banta: Nahi pata Santa: Abe, kurkure khatam ho jate hai!
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha. Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho? saNTA bola, Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu santa se.. yr kal mai apne gf ko msg kr rha tha.. To banta mujhe kbse dekh rha tha...fir mai 5 mint k liye bathroom gya to... Banta ne mere mobil se meri ka no. Le liya or use romantic sms krne lga... Santa-to tune kuch nhi kiya... Pappu-mai kya kru wo pagal kal raat se apni behn ko hi msg kr rha h
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lucky: Yaar Mujhey Kuch Nahi Aata Tha, Main Paper Khali Chor Aya Hon. Banta: Main Bhi! Santa: Shit Yaar, Teacher Samjhe Gi Hum Ne Cheating Ki Hay.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. Banta: Ye Kya Hai? Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai. Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar, Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.
    • 9 years ago



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  • faaadu santa. . . . Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale? . . Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha Tha, Ke Phone Aa Gaya. Maine Jaldi mein Phone Ki Jagah Istari Kaan Ko Laga Li . ... . . . Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala? . . . . . . . . Santa: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Apple Wala: 100 Rs. Ke 10 apple Le Lo. Santa: Kuch Kam Karo Yaar ! Apple Wala: aap Jaan Pahchan Wale Ho Is Liye aapko 70 Rs. Ke 7 De Dunga Santa: Thanx Waris ali*
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Dials a Number.. A girl received Santa: Hello Kaun? Girl: Main Seeta Santa: O teri!! Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya.. Sorry “MAATE”..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Police: Car Gas Par Hai Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Petrol Par Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Diesel Par Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Phir Kis Par Hai Santa: Installment Par Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa in KBC -Qus.:- Videsh jane wali Pehli Bhartiya Mahila Kaun thi..? . . . . . . Santa- Sitaji..! (Ravan k sath Srilanka)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa-Banta ki khub pitai hui… Par kyu ? . . . Kyu ki.. Dono Bday party mein muft Ka khana khaate hue pakde gaye, aur Kehne lage: Hum ladki walo ki taraf se hain!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu.. Banta: Wo Kaise? Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa- Yaar, Bahut Raat Ho Gayi Hai Aaj Raat Ko Yahi Ruk Ja, Kal Subah Chale Jana Banta- Thik Hai Yaar, Phir Me Ghar Se Night Dress Le Aata Hu
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa road per potty kar rha tha police ki gadi aayi or santa ko le jane lagi santa:are murkho prove to le chalo court me jawab kaise doge
    • 9 years ago



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  • Faadu Santa Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale? . . Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha Tha, Ke Phone Aa Gaya. Maine Jaldi Mein Phone Ki Jagah Istari Kaan Ko Laga Li . . . Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala? . . . . Santa: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai. Servicing Man: Memory card hai? Santa: Nahi! Rashan Card chalega kya?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boss-apki shadi ho gayi? Santa-Haanji,1ladki se huyi he Boss-Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti he Santa-Naa ji meri behan ki to ladke Se huyi he...:p
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye. Bolo.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar, Saamne Waale Makaan Mein Ek Ladki Har Roz Khidki Mein Se Rumaal Hila-Hila Ke Ishaare Karti Hai Per Kabhi Khidki Nahin Kholti. Ab Tu Hi Bata Yaar Kya Karun? Banta: Behak Mat Bhai, Vo Ladki Tukhe Dekhkar Rumaal Nahin Hilaati.... Darasal Vo Us Ghar Ki Naukraani Hai Aur Khidki Ke Sheeshe Saaf Karti Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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