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  • Santa apni gf k gar pe rat me milne gya . Santa - chalo ab hum thoda pyar kar lete h . Gf -nhi .meri ma dekh legi . Santa -nhi dekh sakegi .meri jimmedari hai . Meri jimmedari hai. (gf ki ma jag jati h or ladki ki pitai karne lagti h ) santa - meri koi jimmedari nhi h .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa in bmw at Petrol Pump:"5 Rupaiye Ka petrol daal do." . . . . . . Pump wala (gusse me):"Itna sara petrol dalwa ke kahaan jana hai?" ;> . . . .. . . . . . Santa: "Jaana kahi nahi hai pagle, Hum to aise hi paise udaate
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Teacher Class Mein Student Se Poochti Hai. Teacher: “Bacho Batao, Kissne Chand Par Pehla Kadam Rakha Tha?” Santa: “Mam, Neil Armstrong Ne” Teacher: “Aur Doosra?” Santa: “Hadd Karte Ho Mam Aap Bhi, Vo Langra Thode Tha, Dusra Kadam Bhi Usne He Rakha Hoga“
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता एक कंजूस की शादी में गया। उसने देखा शादी वाले घर में दो दरवाजे थे। एक पर लिखा था ‘रिश्तेदार’ और दूसरे पर लिखा था ‘दोस्त’। संता दोस्त वाले दरवाजे से अंदर गया। आगे फिर दो दरवाजे थे। एक पर लिखा था ‘पुरुष’ और दूसरे पर लिखा था ‘महिलाएं’। संता आगे गया तो फिर दो दरवाजे मिले। पहले पर लिखा था ‘गिफ्ट वाले’ और दूसरे पर लिखा था ‘बिना गिफ्ट वाले’। संता बिना गिफ्ट वाले गेट के अंदर गया तो उसने देखा कि वह घर के पीछे वाली गली में पहुंच गया है और वहां लिखा था "शर्म तो रही होगी, मेरी शादी में फ्री में रोटी खाएगा? चल अब जा और हवा खा!’
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi. Doctor Bola: “ Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai ” Biwi: “ Hey Bhagwan… Doctor Sahab, Ek Phone Kar Loon? ” Doctor: “ Kyun ? ” Biwi: “ Unko Batana Hai Ke Potty Unke Tiffin Mein Chali GayiHai “
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye . . Que. the:- 1.China kis Desh me hai? 2.15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai? 3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai? 4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai? 5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan hai..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Judge Saab, Mujhe Divorce Chahiye judge : Kyun? Santa : Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki Judge : 1 Bar Phir Sochle Beta, Aisi Biwi Nasib Walo Ko Milti Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye. Sales man: plain main dikhau. Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa,his wife with son and daugher went to a party.. he introduced his family to his friends saying.." I am Santa.. and this is Santnee this is my kid and that is my kidney!!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta. GF - Kyon! Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain. GF - Kaun hai! Santa - Meri bibi aur baache.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA: Yaar, Meri dur ki nazar kharab he, chasma lena padega. . BANTA: Wo kya chamak raha hai? SANTA: Suraj BANTA: Sale, aur kitna dur dekhega..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Oye! What are you? Banta: Recording this baby’s voice. Santa: Why? Banta: When he grows up. ” ” ” I shall ask him what he meant by this.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing,I got divorce for the same reason.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa cricket match khel ke aaya. . . . . . . Banta....kitne run banaaye . . . . . . Santa......Triple century hone mebass... . . . . . . . . . 299 runs chahiye the . . Kanjar ne out kr diya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: abe ye gaddaa khod ke mitti kaha dalu?? banta: abe itni bhi akal nahi hai tujhme? dusra gaddha khod aur usme daal de..
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Darling" said Santa to his new bride. "Now that we are married, do you think you can live on my small income?". "Ofcourse dearest", she replied. "But what will you live on?"
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died. SANTA went china 2 know the meaning, that was:- KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr dial kr rha tha banta- ye tum kya kr rahe ho? yar me dekh raha hu gandhi ji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas hai Like:
    • 10 years ago



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