Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki
Talaashi Leni Hai,
Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak
Saamagri Hai..?
Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai,
Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!
Ek baar ek dukan me santa - pen h pen ?
Dukandar - nhi !
2 min. Baad ..
Santa - pen h pen ?
Dukandar (gusse me) - nhi ....
Santa thodi der me waps ata h - pen h pen ?
Dukandar - nhi h ..
Or ab waps aaya to hathoda marunga tere sar pe.
Santa kuch der me waps aaya.
Santa - hathoda h hathoda ?
dukandar - nhi ..
Santa - to fir pen h pen.
santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha
Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?
Santa bola: Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.
Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya�
Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha �
BODY AAGAYI KYA?�
Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi�
Santa Bola �
Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!�����
Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Shaadi
Ke Jode Kon Banta Hai..?
Banta: Aasmaan Me Bahgwan Bante Hai,
Santa: O Teri Yaar, Galti Ho Gye
Banta: Kyu..!
Santa: Main To Darji Ko De Aaya..!
Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Admission Form Bharne Mein Madad Kar Raha Tha, To Pappu Ne Puchha.
Pappu: “ Papa, Ye Mother Tongue Wale Box Mein Kya Likhna Hai? ”
Santa: “ Very Long Likh De Beta “
Santa or Banta chess khel rahe the,
Santa : Aab bus hua.
hum khel band karte hain.
Banta: thik hain, waise bhi tumhara
ghoda,
aur mera hathi hi bacha hai.
Santa: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai?
Salesman : 1 Lakh Rs.
Santa: Why Anything Special?
Salesman : Light Chali Gayi To Automatic Off Ho Jayega.
Santa : Oh, Pack It.
Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu..
Banta: Wo Kaise?
Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!...
Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To
Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha!
Wife Romantic Hokar:
Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya?
Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola:
Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!!
Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
after 1 hour
Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai
Doctor: Kya khaya tha?
Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
4 d first time introducing
intelligent santa..
Santa: ye kela kitne ka hain?
Salesman: Rs 1
Santa:60ps mein dega.
slsman:60ps mein sirf chilka
dunga.
Santa:le 40ps, kela de