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  • बंता ने हजामत की दुकान खोली संता शेव कराने आया। बंता- मूंछ रखनी है?? संता- हां... बंता (मूंछ काट कर )- ले रख ले जहां रखनी है!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa public toilet gya or 1 ghante ke bad nikla Bahar baitha jmidar bola- 20rs. Santa- sale toilet main baitha tha "Cyber cafe" main nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa in mysore palace, Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It”s Tippu sultan”s chair. santa – oye don”t worry yaar I will get up when he comes
    • 10 years ago



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  • Our Santa has complaint withFacebook Dear facebook! Whenever I add a Girl, You always ask me "Do you knowher? I just want to ask Behan lagti hay wo teri? ¥@
    • 10 years ago



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  • WiFe On Phone To SaNTa- AaPKi YaaD Me 15 DiN Me AaDhi MaR Gai Hu . . AaP GhaR KaB Aa RaHe Ho..? . . . . SaNTa- 15 DiN BaaD Aa RaHa Hu,,"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Do Desho Mein Yudh Ke Dauran Hamle Se Bachne Ke Liye,
    Jaise Hi Hawayi Hamle Ka Siren Baje Fauran Bank Mein Jaiye,
    Aur Ek Crore Ruppe Ka Karja Bank Se Le Li Lijiye.

    Aur Ghar Aakar Aram Se So Jaiye.
    Fir Bank Wale Aapki Khud Suraksha Karenge.
    :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Do Makhiya Film Dekhkar Laut Rahi Thi. Unme Se Ek Ne Kaha- Aaj Garmi Bahut Jyada H Udne Ka Mann Nahi Kar Raha H. Dusri Ne Kaha: Koi Baat Nahi. Ek Kutta Kar Lete H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Banta Ye Shaadi Ke Jode Kon Banta Hai..? Banta: Aasmaan Me Bahgwan Bante Hai, Santa: O Teri Yaar, Galti Ho Gye Banta: Kyu..! Santa: Main To Darji Ko De Aaya..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Baar Baar Apne Santan Ke, Khushnasibi Ki Duaa Maangta Tha... Aisa Vo Kai Saalo Se Kar Rha Tha :D . . One Day Ek Farishta Aaya Uske Pass Or Bola . Bhagwaan Ke Liye Bhaii. Pahle Tu Shadi To Kar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Shouting 2 His GF "U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And Cheated Me, I Was Waiting 4 U Yesterday Whole Day In The Post Office.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:- ab bukhar ka kya haal hai? . Banta:-bukhar to toot gaya, per kamar me dard hai. . Santa:-ghabrayo mat bhagwan kare, vo bhi jald hi toot jaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa and Banta in a football stadium.. Santa: Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain? Banta: goal kar rahe hain!!! Santa:’lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain, aur kitni gol Karenge?’
    • 10 years ago



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  • ek din santa nokia ka badi screen vala phone lekar aaya banta bolta hai bhai itna bada phone kyo lekar aaya hai santa bolta hai mujhe un do logo ko dekhana hai jo hath milate hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola I love U Ab Tum Muje Bolo Girl:Me Abi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai H
    • 10 years ago



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  • Patni Apne Kisi Chahne Wale Ke Sath Ghar Mein Maujh Masti Kar Rahi Thi,
    Jab Uska Pati Ghar Par Nahi Tha. Achanak Uska Pati Ghar Aa Gaya.
    Uski Patni Uss Aadmi Ke Upar Leti Hui Thi.
    Ye Dekh Wo San Reh Gya. Wo Kuch Bolta Usse Pehle Hu Uski Biwi.
    Hadd H Aap Ki Bhi. Kabhi To Haste –Muskurate Raha Karo.
    :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here, he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls everyone from his phone & says DON”T CALL ME NOW.
    • 10 years ago



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