Santa Banta Jokes

Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua? Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi Hai, Liver Mein Pain Ho Raha Hai Doc: Daroo Peete Ho?? Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg Hi Banana.

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Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala? Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi. Pasenger-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The. Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.

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Santa Ki Patni - Raat Ko Mobile Charging Me kyo laga rahe ho, Blast Ho Jayega Santa - Tu tension na le, maine Battery Nikal Di Hai.

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While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, theres nothing down here Send As Email.

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Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge? Santa: Shadi. . Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge? Santa:”DADDY “

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SANTA- Aaj Pitaji Ne Meri Zordar Pitai kar di BANTA: Kyu? SANTA: Maine to Sirf itna Pucha tha ki "KAMINEY..Film dekhne Chal rahe ho Kya..?

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Bunty: Kya Tumhare Pati Din Mein Kisi Bhi Waqt Bhagwan Ka Naam Lete H.
Babli: Ha We Roj Khana Khane Se Pehle Bhagwan Ka Naam Lete H.
Babli: Khana Khane Se Pehle Ku?
Bunty: We Kehte H Bhagwan ! Aaj Phir Hari Sabji:green_apple::green_apple:
:grinning::grinning::grinning:

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Santa: Pahle To Tu Mujhe Papa Bolti Thi! Ab Achanak Dad Kyo Bolne Lagi, Sony: Papa Bolne Se Meri Lipistik Kharab Ho Jati Thi.

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History ke teacher ne puchha-Kalidas ka 1 Bhai jute banata tha, Uska naam kya tha? SANTA ne socha Bahut socha phir jawab diya- . Addidas.

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Boss:Mere liye ek shisha le ke aao, Jisme mai apna muh dekh saku…! Santa:Nahi mila sir, Sab shisho par mera hi Muh Dikhay de raha tha

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:: Santa Banta Short Jokes :: SaNTA Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud or 1 Murge Ko Khila Raha Tha BaNTA-Ye Kya Kr Rahe Ho? SANTA- Hum Khaandani Log He Roz Roti Chickn K Saath Khate he

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Santa kumbh k mele me pray kar raha tha... . . Hey prabhu nayay karo.. . . Hey prabhu nayay karo... . . . . Hamesha Bhai-Bhai bichadte hai kabhi pati-patni pe bhi to try karo...

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Santa:- Agar "Teri "Bivi Ko "Bhootni Lipat Jaye,To Tu Kaya Karega? Banta:- Mujhe "Kaya Karna! Ye Do "Behno" Ka" Aapsi "Mamla"Hai:-"

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santa - teri maa uske upar soti he na. Banta- kya. Santa - aree bistar par yar. Santa - teri maa sabka leti he or tere papa ka nahi leti he. Banta - kya. Santa - aree ghugant( Laaj )

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SaNtA Ke GaO Me NaDi Pe BrIdGe BaNaYa GaYa. . . . . BuIlDeR :- BaHoT AccHa Ho GaYa . SaNtA :- HaaN Ji. .! ! ! PeHLe DhOOp Me TaIr Ke NaDi PaaR KaRtE ThE Ab ChAAv RaHeGi . . . . *

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Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu.. Banta: Wo Kaise? Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!....

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Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu

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Santa: Miss kya Aap mujhey raat ko call.. kar rahi thi Miss: No Santa: Kamaal Hai Subha Jub main utha tou merey mobile pr likha tha Miss call :D

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santa 500 k note pr likha nmbr dial kr rha tha banta- ye tum kya kr rahe ho? yar me dekh raha hu gandhi ji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske pas hai Like:

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Santa Banta se bola “Bhai aaj to chay peene ka maza aa gaya.” Banta : Santa Jee, agar billi ne dudh me muh na mara hota to aur bhi maza aata!!!

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