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  • Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Main Tere Pyar Mein Lut Gaya, Barbad Ho Gaya ,Badnaam Ho Gaya. . . . . . . Preeto : Haram Khor To Main Kaun Sa Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Gayi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Meri biwi itna mzaq krti hai kya bataon. Dost: Kya mazaq krti ha? Santa: Kal men ghr gya us ki ankho pr hath rkha, Mazaq me boli CHOKIDAR!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga. . Banta: fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa - Main Tumse Shaadi Nahi Kar Sakta. Girl Friend- Kyon! Santa - Mere Ghar Wale Mana Kar Rahe Hain. Girl Friend - Kaun Hai Jo Mana Kar Raha Hai?? Santa - Meri Bivi Aur Baache.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: CHADDI lelo CHADDI.. Girl: Tumhe sharm nhi aati, kya gande shabd bol rahe ho, koi dusre naam se kehte . . . Santa: OK! POND ke KHOL lelo, POND ke KHOL!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangal Kr Dega Banta- Q? Santa- Baar Baar Dikhata Hai Battery Low Ab Tak 50 Battery Badal Chuka Hu :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: meri bivi muje chod ke chali gayi. Banta: pakka tu uska khayal nahi rakha hoga. Santa: are yaar...... Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta: Yaar, Sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi kya karu! Santa: “Message sending fail” likh ke bhej de.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:Suna h is ghar me bhoot-pret rhte h? Santa: Pata ni, me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi Aayi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai Batao Main Kya Karun? Banta: Karna Kya Hai, 2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna Dhandha Jama Le.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mam- Aisi Chiz Ka Naam Batao Jo Ek Baar Upar Jaati Hai To Niche Nahi Aati Bahut Sochne Ke Baad Santa Bola- . . Miss, Insaan Ki Umar
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Tumhare Papa Kitne Saal K Hai? Banta- Jitne Saal Ka mai hu. santa- kaise? banta- jis din mai paida huwa usi din to wo papa bane.
    • 10 years ago



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  • :: Best santa banta jokes in Hindi :: Santa2Banta: SANTA- maine Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !! Banta: Wo Kya? Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band Hote Hai Tab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa In Coffee Shop Wth Wife. Santar: Jldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jaye Gi. Wife: Ki Frk Painda Hai? Srdar: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh Hot Coffee Rs.15 Cold Coffee.45
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shersingh Ne Lala Dhaniram Ki Aur Apni Raifel Tante Hue Kaha- Khabardar! Jo Ek Awaaj Bhi Nikli. Mein Tumhari Patni Ka Apharan Karke Le Jar Aha Hu. Isne Jo Jewar Pehan Rakhe H, Usi Par Santosh Kar Lo Babu Ji. Patni Ko Le Jakar Jab Tak Jinda Rahoge Pacthaoge. Kyu Ye Deti Nahi H Kya : ?????? Khana Ha Nahi Deti Jis Din Se Ise Iske Pita Ke Ghar Se Laya Hu, Aaj 20 Saal Beet Gaye, Abhi Tak Pactha Raha Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:- Nevi Me Job Nikali Hai karoge, Banta:- Ha-Ha Jarur Kaam Kya Karna Hai. Banta:- Jab Jahaj Bich Samandar Me Ruk Jaye To Tumhe Piche Se Dhakka Lagana Hoga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta dairy likh raha tha "aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki, isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me . . . . mama banunga ya mami" :D :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What’ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I’ll take the money.
    • 10 years ago



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