Anil ambani:-
Agar Me Subah Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Apni Aadhi Zameen Bhi Nahi Dekh Skta....
Santa:-
Hamare Paas Bhi Pehle Aisi Hi "Khataara Car" Thi...
santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,
banta- mai khol du,
santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.
santa ek kali ladki ko dekh kar hash raha tha...
ladki pass aakar santa se boli
laki:pyare se dara lagta he ya thappd se???
(santa thodi der sochne k baad)
santa:tere
darawane chahere 6e.... :d :p
santa rock
ladki sock