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  • Banta dairy likh raha tha "aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki, isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me . . . . mama banunga ya mami" :D :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ke Wife Raat Ko Bed Pe Sokar Boli Aaj Kuch Aisa Karo Ke Mere Passeney Chuut Jaye.. Santa Utha Aur FAN Band Kar Ke So Gya.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa FTV Dekh Raha Thha, Ki Achanak Se Pappu Room Mein Aa Gaya, Santa Usko Dekh Kar Sarmane Wale Andaj Mein Bola. Santa: "Garib Ladkiyaan Hai, Kapde Lene Ke Bhi Paise Nahi Hai" Pappu: "Iss Se Bhi Garib Ladkiya Dekhni Hai, Toh Mere Pass CD Hai"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Yaar, Meri Watch Kho Gai ~Banta:Chalti Thi Kya ~Santa:Haa Yaar,Chalti Thi ~Banta:Tension Mat Le, Jarur Chal Kar Kahi Gai Hogi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता किसी लड़की के घर रिश्ता लेकर गया। लड़की के मां-बाप बोले- हमारी बेटी तो अभी पढ़ाई कर रही है। संता बोला- कोई बात नहीं जी, हम एक घंटे बाद आ जाएंगे।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain. Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala? Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Kya Laaye Ho.?? Banta- Mai Tere Liye Rishta Laya Hun. Ladki B.com Hai.. Santa - Ladki Chahe Kisi Bhi Com Ki Ho, Bas Padhi Likhi Honi Chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok? Santa: Yeah! Banta: Did u break anything? Santa: No, theres nothing down here Send As Email.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa was kissing A Blank Paper, Banta: ye kya hai? Santa: meri Girl Friend ka love letter. Banta: but ye to khaali hai, Santa: Aaj kal bol-chal bnd hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya. BANTA:woh kaise? SANTA:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage kar li..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Pata hai kurkure khane se kya hota hai? Banta: Kya hota hai ? Santa: Socho... socho... socho... Banta: Nahi pata Santa: Abe, kurkure khatam ho jate hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Shirt Ke Liye Kapde Dikhaiye Salesman: Plan Mein Dikhau Santa: Nahi" Helicopter Mein Dikha Saale Bandar Ki aulad.. Sardar Hoon To Mazaak Udata Hai Waris ali*
    • 10 years ago



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  • The Most Romantic Lines Main Kho Gaya Hu Tumhare Pyar Me Tum Bhi Kho Jao…. Santa Translated In English It Becomes: I M Lost In Ur Love, U Also Get Lost..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher - Homework Kita ? Santa - Hanji, Kita! Teacher - Fill In The Blank 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Bili____chali Santa - 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Holi Holi Chali Teacher - Oye Murkha Tenu Pata Nahi Ehda Ki Jawaab Hai. Santa - Tuhada Lehaaj Rakhya Hai, Tussi Mere Master Ho.. Nahi Ta 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Ta Billi Hil V Nahi Sakdi, Main Ta Fer Vi Holi Holi Turaa Diti.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Gives Dictation Test For Students, Last Bench Students Said We Are Not Able To Hear Sir.. Santa Said Ok I Will Write On Board.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? . . . . . . . O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- yaar banta hamare beach kya relation hai? Banta- yaar wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai. Santa- kaise? Banta- kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge? Banta: A Cockroach Santa: Why? Banta: Yaar Meri Biwi Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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