Santa Banta Jokes, New Whatsapp Status

Santa.Auto Wale_Se-Kyu Bhai Hanuman Mandir Jaoge Auto Wala - Ha. Santa- To Phir Aate Samay Parsad lete Aana.

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Santa= Is TV Ka Rate Kya Hai.? Salesman= Rs.1 Lakh. Santa= Aisa Kya Hai Isme.? Salesman= Jab Light Jaye To Automatic Off Ho Jata Hai. Santa= Waah Pack Kardo.

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Santa Ke Lips Jale Hue Thay! Banta: Kaise Jale.? Santa: Wife Ko Railway Station Drop Karne Gaya Tha..! Banta: To.? Santa: Khusi Ke Mare, Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya.!!!

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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya? Banta: Apple khane. Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai. Banta: Pata hai,Apple saath laya hoon.

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Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya. Banta: Kitne Run Banaye? Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya. Banta: Shit Yaar so close!

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Santa: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua. Mera Agla Janam Sudhar Gaya. Wife: Kaisa Faayada? Santa: Mujhe Mere Gunaahon ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayee.

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Santa Bank Me Paise Jama Karne Gaya Cashier: Tumhare Note Nakli Hai Santa: Tujhe Kya Fark Padta Hai ? Jama To Mere Account Me Ho Raha Hai Na.

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Santa: They were married for 25 years and still in Love. Banta: How? Santa: HE with his secretary and SHE with her doctor!

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What is d difference between Land Line & Mobile? KiLLer answer by Santa: Land Line ka Number hum ungli se Dial Karte hai n mobile ka Anguthe se.

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Santa Se Puchha Ki-?Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban?na Pasand Karoge? Srdr-?A Cockroach? Why? Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

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Jaj-Suna h pichale 10 sal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rkha h Snta-Pr Janab Jaj:Safai ki jrurat nhi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise

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Santa 2 Banta: Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen? Banta: Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

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Santa: yar,cal rate itna hai ki smbhl-smbhl kr phone lagana padta hai.. Banta: mai to hr roj 10-15 phone aise hi laga deta hai aur mera paisa bhi nahi lagta.. santa: woh kaise? Banta: mai customer care mai no. lagata hu...

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Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bda. Bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

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Santo : Mera Pati Neend Mein Badbadata H. Tumhara To Aisa Nahi Karta Na Behan? Banto: Mera To Usse Bhi Bura Karta H, Wo To Neend Mein Bolte Bhi Nahi H.

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Santa:Aaj Tere Cell Pr Bahut I Love UK Msg Aa Rahe H! Kya Baat H? Banta:O Kuch Nhi Ji… Aaj BV Ka Cell Laya Hu Na.

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Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

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Santa:-tu konse devi devta ko manta hai? . . . . . . . . . Banta:-mai shri devi or kapil dev ko manta hu.

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Santa Walking On Road Samne Gobar Pada Tha, Santa Ne Jhuk Kar Ungli Dal Kar Taste Kiya Aur Bola: "Ohh Ye To Gobar Hai, Shukr Hai Mera Pair Nahi Pada."

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Santa: Kya Daru Pine Se Khaansi Jati Hai Banta: Kyu Nai Jayegi Jab Mera Ghar, Khet, Paisa Sab Kuch Chala Gaya To Teri Khansi Kya Cheej Hai ..

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