Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai.
Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya.
Teacher- wo bag kisne feka?
Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau???
Santa : Judge Saab, Mujhe Divorce Chahiye
judge : Kyun?
Santa : Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki
Judge : 1 Bar Phir Sochle Beta, Aisi Biwi Nasib Walo Ko Milti Hai
Ek baar ek dukan me santa - pen h pen ?
Dukandar - nhi !
2 min. Baad ..
Santa - pen h pen ?
Dukandar (gusse me) - nhi ....
Santa thodi der me waps ata h - pen h pen ?
Dukandar - nhi h ..
Or ab waps aaya to hathoda marunga tere sar pe.
Santa kuch der me waps aaya.
Santa - hathoda h hathoda ?
dukandar - nhi ..
Santa - to fir pen h pen.
Fashon Ka Zamana Hai Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha Amul The Taste Of India. Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya Kurkure Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.
Santa: Biwi Se Ladai Khatm
Ho Gyi Kya?
Banta: Haa, Ghutne Tek K
Aayi Thi Mere Paas.
Santa: Achha? Kaise?
Bnta: Boli, Bed K Niche
Se Niklo, Ab Nhi Marungi.
Dad santa:tu exam mai pas ho ya fail,mai tujhe bike jaru dilaunga...
Banta: kaun si bike?
Santa: Pas hua to pulsar colg jane k liye,fail hua to rajdut dudh bechne k liye...
Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu..
Banta: Wo Kaise?
Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!...
Santa Ko Fasi Sunakr Juj bola Akhri Bar Kise Milna Chahoge
Santa-Bv Se
Judge-Ma bap Se Nhi
Santa-Ma-bap to Agla Jnm Hote Mil Jaege,Bv K Lie 21 saal wait krna padega
संता (बंता से)- यार मैंने अपनी गर्ल फ्रेंड को गिफ्ट देना है, क्या दूं?
बंता (संता से)- गोल्ड रिंग दे दे.
संता- कोई बड़ी चीज बता।
बंता- फिर एमआरएफ का टायर दे दे।
Santa Darvaze Pe Gun Liye Khada Hai,
Wife: Y R U Standing Here.
Santa: Sher Ke Sikar Pe Jaa Raha Hu.
Wife: To Jaao Na.
Santa: Kaise Jaun Bahar Kutta Khada Hai.