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  • Santa ne railway reservation form me Ling ke samne likha - 8 inch. Lady clerk - ye kya hae? kato ise Santa: kitna? Lady: pura Santa - Maa chud@o, Bus se chala jaunga :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa was filling up an application form for a job. He was not sure as to what was to be filled in the column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote: Yes!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai. Aur Apka? Santa: Mera Mahine Baad Hota Hai, Kyuki Mujhe Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santo :- Doctor:pill: Batate H Ki Pagalkhane Mein Aadmi Aurato Se 70% Jyada H.
    Santa :- Par Doctor Ne Yeh Nahi Likha Hoga Ki Iska Shreh Kise Jata H.
    :yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart::yellow_heart:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa goes into a bar in New York The man on his right orders a drink, ‘Johnnie Walker, single.’ The man on his left says, ‘Jack Daniels, single.’ Santa says, ‘Santa Singh, married.’
    • 10 years ago



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  • SantaKo Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya
    • 10 years ago



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  • SNTA-Aisi Chiz Ka Nam Bta Jo Laal Ho Aur Trin Trin Krti Ho BNTA-Telephone Santa-Galat Banta-To Fir Santa-TAMATAR,Trin Trin To Confuse Krne K Lie Bola tha By -nripendebnath
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Roasted Chicken Khane K Baad Hadi Chaba Raha Tha, Pas Baitha ek pandit roti Kha Raha Tha Pandit Santa se pucha : Tumhare yaha kutte Kya Khate Hai? Santa: Roti
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa and banta joke santa:yaar banta muje andere me jane se dar lagta he banta:to phir andere me light leke ja santa:andere me light le kar javonga to bhut muje dekh lenge to.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl! The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!! Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tantrik to santa: Beta tumhare ghar par chudail ka vaas hai.. Santa: Baba, main thappad maar dunga jo meri biwi ke baare me kuchh kaha to..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Ye Chaku Kyu Ubaal Rahe Ho.? Santa: Suicide Karne Ke Liye! Banta: To Fir Ubaalne Ki Kya Zarurat Hai.? Santa: Kahi Infection Na Ho Jaye!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya. Cashier- Tumhare Note nakli hai. Santa- Tujhe kya farak padata hai? Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!=D =))
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar Ek Bat Bata ?
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    Banta : Haan Puchh !
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    Santa : Yaar Log Sharab Kyun Pite Hain
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    Banta : Ab Log Sharab Kha To Nahi Sakte.
    Isliye Pite Hain ;-)
    :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता ने मक्खी के पैर तोड़ कर कहा… “जा उड़ जा”!… लेकिन मक्खी नहीं उड़ी. संता:इससे साबित होता है कि मक्खी के पैर तोड़ दिए जाएं तो मक्खी सुन नहीं सकती.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare… Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid… Santa: No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well
    • 10 years ago



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