• Categories
Location |   Home >> Jokes - Funny SMS >> Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Hindi Jokes SMS   509
  • एक अवार्ड गांव के उन बुढऊ ताऊओं को भी
    मिलना चाहिये ......
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    जो घूंघट वाली औरतों को भी देखकर बता देते कि
    ये फलाने की बहू है !
    :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS
  • UNKNOWN CALL- HE:"Do u hv a bf?" SHE:"Yes! Who r u?" HE:"Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!" ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL- HE"Do u hv a bf?" SHE-"Oh no no! Who r u?" HE-"I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!" SHE-"Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!" HE-"Tera bhai hi hu kamini....Aaj to bas ghar aaneki der hai!"
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS
  • BIWI shohar se "Tum shadi ke bad badal gaye ho!", "SHOHAR" Maine tumhein pehlay hi bata diya tha ke mujhey shadi shuda larkiyon main koi dil chaspi nahi
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS
  • बचपन में माँ कहती है , तुझे कुछ समझ नहीं आता। जवानी में बीवी कहती है , आपको कुछ समझ नहीं आता। बुढ़ापे में बच्चे कहते है , आपको कुछ समझ नहीं आता । पुरुषों की समझने की उम्र कौनसी , ये समझ नहीं आता।
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Wife : Jannu Main Apne Baal Katwa Loun ?? :relaxed:

    Husband : Katwa Lo. :relieved:

    Wife : Itni Mushkil Se Lambay Kiye The. :disappointed:

    Husband : Tou Phir Na Katwao. ????

    Wife : Magar Aj Kal Chhotay Baal In Hain. ????

    Husband : Tou Phir Katwa Lo. ????

    Wife : Man Nahi Maanta. :expressionless:

    Husband : To Phir Na Katwao. ????

    Wife : Mere Friends Kehti Hain Mere Face Cut K Sath Short Hair Suit Karengy. :relaxed:

    Husband : Tou Phir Katwa Lo. :worried:

    Wife : Magar Chhotay Balon Ki Chotti Nai Banti. :frowning:

    Husband : Tou Phir Na Katwao. :no_mouth:

    Wife : Soch Rahi Hun Experiment Kr K Dekh Lun. ????

    Husband : Tou Phir Katwa Lo. ????

    Wife : Lekin Agr Kharab Ho Gaye Tou? :disappointed:

    Husband : Tou Phir Na Katwo. :frowning2:

    Wife : Soch Rahi Hun Katwa Hi Loun. :relieved:

    Husband : Tou Phir Katwa Lo. :worried:


    Wife : Agar Suit Na Kiye Tou Aap Responsible Honge. :angry:

    Husband : Tou Phir Na Katwo. :cold_sweat:

    Wife : Wesay Chhotay Baal Sambhalna Asan Hota Hai. :blush:

    Husband : Tou Phir Katwa Lo. ????

    Wife : Dar Lagta Hai Kahin Buray Na Lagen. :unamused:

    Husband : Tou Phir Na Katwao. :persevere:

    Wife : Acha Ab Decide Kr Lia Main Ne Katwa Hi Leti Hun. :sunglasses:

    Husband : Tou Phir Katwa Lo. :cold_sweat:

    Wife : Tou Phir Kab Chalengy ?? ????

    Husband : Tou Phir Na Katwao. ????

    Wife : Main Ammi Ki Taraf Janay Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hun. :imp:

    Husband : Tou Phir Katwa Lo. :sweat:

    Wife : Aap Kya Keh Rahay Hain ??? Apki Tabiyat To Theek Hai ? :angry:

    Husband : Tou Phir Na Katwao. :flushed:

    " Yeh Husband Bechara Ab Agra Ke Pagal Khaney Main Baitha Sara Din Yehi Bolta Rehta Hai -

    Acha Phir Katwa Lo,
    Acha Phir Na Katwao.

    :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Girl:- आज मॉल में तू क्या
    कर रहा था….????
    Boy:- :apple:का:pill:लिया….!!!

    Girl: – क्यों? तबियत को क्या हुआ
    जो फल और दवाई….???
    Boy:- अरे पगली Apple Ka Tablet लिया। Smiley Joke
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • पांच लड़को को एक बाइक पर देखकर
    ट्रैफिक पुलिस ने रुकने का इशारा किया ।
    ,,
    एक लड़का चलती बाइक से
    बोला : "पागल हो गया हे क्या ?.....
    तू कहाँ बैठेगा । "
    :joy: :joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS