Jokes SMS

Jo hasaye wo dost, jo rulaye wo pyar, jo jhuke wo dost, jo jhukaye wo pyar, jo manaye wo dost, jo sataye wo pyar, phir bhi dosti chhod k log kyu karte h pyar.. .?

8 years ago

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TEACHER: Wo Kaun Sa Department He Jisme Aurat Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti? STUDENT: Fire Brigade. TEACHER: Wo Q? STUDENT: Aurato Ka Kaam AAG Lagana Hai, Bujhana Nahi.

8 years ago

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फ़ोन:iphone: तो नोकिया 3310 था...
वाइब्रेशन मोड पे करके
अगर टेबल पर रख देते थे तो,
नाचता हुआ पास आके कहता था :-
मालिक कोई आपसे बात करना चाहता है....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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Mehek whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti, pine se zindagi khatam nahi hoti. Botal k sath ho agar namkin or gold flake, to zindagi SULTAN MIRZA se kam nahi hoti…

8 years ago

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Santa : Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai. . Mobile Shop Wala : Memory Card Hai Kya? . Santa : Sochne Ke Baad . . . . . Nahi Memory Card Nahi Hai, . RASHAN CARD Chalega?

8 years ago

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Boss= Mere Liye Ek Shisha Le Ke Aao, Jish Me Main Apna Mu Dekh Saku. Santa= Nahi Mila Sir Sab Shisho Par Mera Hi Muh Dikhai De Raha Tha.

8 years ago

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PM To Secretary- Jab Se Me PM Bana Hu
Meri Maa Ko Hichki Bahut Aati Hai.
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Secretary- Actualy Sir,
Petrol Ke Daam Badhne Se
Log Aapki Maa Ko Bahut Yaad Karte Hai.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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Ek Sehri BOY Ki Shadi Gawn Ki Girl Ke Sath Hoti Hai, After Mirrage Dono Honeymoon Manane Bahar Ke Kisi Hotel Me Jate Hain, Wapas Laute Samay Wife_Ham Honeymoon Kahan Manaye, Husband_Ye Jo Tha Honeymoon Hi Tha Na, WIFE_Aisi Honeymoon To Mai Roj Arhar Ke Khet Me Manate Theyy!!

8 years ago

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Never KISS A Lady Police
She Will Say .hands Up.
Never KISS A Lady Doctor
She Will Say, Next Please
Always KISS A Lady Teacher,
She Will Say, Repeat It 5 Time:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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BOY: Mujhe muaf karnA. Maine ap se chupaya tha k, Meri Mangni ho chuki hy. GIRL: Aray Koi baat nhi. Chalo Aj main tumhen apne BACHON se milwati hoon...

8 years ago

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Door se dekha to santra tha paas gaye to bhi santra tha, kha kar dekha to bhi santra tha! Vaah! Kya santra tha!!!?..

8 years ago

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WIFE:" JANU, Aaj Tumhari Girlfriend Night Stay Karne Aaa Rahi hai ! Maine Fridge mein Beer & fresh Fruit Salad banake rakha hai, Room freshner side table par hai, Nahanay Ka Soap with lime fragrance or towel Bhi rakha hai, Main baccho ko Leker Mummy K yaha Jaa Rahi Hoon, Kal Sham Tak Aajaungi, Prog Mein Koi Change Ho To Inform Kar Dena, mein Wahin aur Ruk JaunGi... . . . Isko kehte hai . . . . . . . . . . EK HUSBAND ke haseen sapne :D

8 years ago

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Bekabo Hai Dil Phir B Jiya Ja Raha Ho. Khali Hai Botal Phir B Piya Ja Raha Ho. Majbouri To Dekho Is Dil Ki. Rply Nhi Milta Phir Bhi, Msg Pe Msg Kiya Ja Raha Ho.?

8 years ago

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Shaadi ki party mein DJ ne puchha: kab tak bajaana hai Santa: 8-10 peg tak baja lo uske baad toh hum sab generator ki awaz par bhi naach lenge. Q ki 10 baje k baad line kaha rehta hai...

8 years ago

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आज क ज्ञान जिस प्रकार पाप का घड़ा भरते ही मनुष्य की मृत्यु हो जाती है उसी प्रकार खुशियों का घड़ा भरते ही शादी हो जाती है ... " ज्ञान समाप्त "

8 years ago

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Teacher Ne Aaj Mujhse Pucha Ki: "Sir Narendra Modi Hamare Desh Ke P.m. Honge To Kya Hoga ?" Main Bola Ki :"Auro Ka To Pata Nahi, Magar Pakistan Zaroorr Hum Se Kashmir Ki Bajaye Lahore Mangega!!!"

8 years ago

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Galib Bank lutne gaya aur ak shayeri farmaya. takdir mai hai jo wahi milega.... takdir mai hai jo wahi milega..... Hands-up bhootni waalo koe apni jagah se nahi hilega.

8 years ago

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usband Sitting with His Wife in Restaurant, . . Drinking Beer n Says:- "I Love U" . Wife:- Is It U Or The Beer Talking ? . Husband:- Its Me, Talking To My Beer, U Shut Up"

8 years ago

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स्टार प्लस वालो जब सीरियल घसीटना ही था तो सालो नाम " दिया -बाती " कयू रखा "अखंड - जोत " ही रख देते

8 years ago

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Socho agar bhagwan Ram rath ki jagah NANO car mein baith kar RAWAN se ladte to rawan kya kahta. . . Chalao na NANO se baan re, Jaan le lo na Ram re!

8 years ago

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