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  • 1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT laya jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha. . Beta :- Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard hai (bete ko padi Sattaak…) . PAPA :- Dekha tune jooth bola isliye tuje saza mili, me jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta tha. (papa ko bhi padi Sattaak…) . . Wife :- (Haste huye boli) Aap hi ka beta hai (mummy ko bhi. . .Sattaak...) Complete Silenceee
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek लडकी किडनैप हुई उसे एक ही टेन्शन थी.. . . . . "हे माता रानी, कहीं डैडी वो बिना मेकअप वाली फोटो पुलिस और मिडिया में ना दे दे
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jee karta hai aap ke pass aau, Paas aake ruk jau, Na kuch bolu Na batau bus Aap Ki AANKHO ME, Ha inhi Aankho me.. SANTRE KA CHILKA NICHOD KK BHAG JAU.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Great advise for the girls Jab bhi gali me chalo nazrein Jukha ke chalo, . Kyu ki . . . Aisa krne se naa sirf apki izzat badhegi balki . . . . Gire hue paise milne ke chance bhi badh jayenge... PA1
    • 9 years ago



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  • A nursry boy proposes a girl: Boy-I LOVE U Girl replies-Ek thappad marugi khichke Boy rplies-MUKKA NAI KHAYEGI JAISE PHIR! Badi aayi thappad marne wali...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai: . . . Pepsi Coke Pine Walo Kabhi Lassi Bhi Piya Karo, . . . . . Pepsi Coke Pine Walo Kabhi Lassi Bhi Piya Karo.. . . . . . . Free Mein Post Parhne Walo Kabhi Like, Bhi Kiya Karo.. K.k
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu Apni Grlfrnd K Saath 1st Date
    pe:"Ye Meri Pehli Date Hai Darling....
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    agar Koi Galti Ya Kami Reh Jaye Toh Chhota Bhai Samajh K Maaf Kar Dena..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dr.SaaB Mere UPEr WaLe DAAT Ko KiDA Kha RaHa THa; Aapne NiCHe WaLa Q NiKaLa? Dr: Are PaGaL Wo NiCHe WaLe DAAT Pe KHada hO K KHa RaHa THa Na
    • 9 years ago



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  • Nil Ronger Sopner Majhe Sobuj Duti Pata,tobuo Hajar Virer Majhe Ektu Nirobota.Ujjol Ei Jibon Pothe Tumi Valo Theko,jani Basto Tumi,tobuo Ektu Mone Rekho...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl- tum bohot besharam hO :@ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Boy- wo to main bachpan se hi hu main to paida bhi nanga hi hua tha Boys always rock...thoko like :-D ;-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • ફીરકી પકડવા તૉ ઘણી મળી જાશે પણ ..

    આપણે તૉ એવી છોકરી જોય એ જેને

    ઘુશ કાઢતા આવડતું હોય ..:

    :ok_hand: Happy Makar Sankranti.:ok_hand:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Makar Sankranti SMS , Jokes SMS
  • Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa Aage nahin bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pyar ki andekhi surat ap hai, Meri zindagi ki zarurat ap hai, Khubsurat to Duniya main bahut hai, Magar mere liye duniya se bhi khubsurat ap hai. . . .dinu
    • 9 years ago



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  • कुछ लड़के तो बस इसी उम्मीद मे रक्तदान करते है . . . . . . की फिल्मो की तरह किसी लड़की को उनका खून चढ़ाया जाएगा और फिर वो ढूंढते ढूंढते उन्हे प्यार करने आएगी।
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1999 Kids : I Want My Bed Near Window
    to See The Moon&stars.
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    2013 Kids : I Want My Bed Near The
    mobile Charging Slot...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • School Ka Wo Last Day Jab Sari Ladkiya
    saree Me Aati Hai. We All Have A Feeling
    ki Ye Bhi Itni Sunder Hai. School Dress
    me Pata Hi Nahi Chala Yaar.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: Urdu Mein Translate Karo,
    "Dear Look At That Girl.. She Is Beautiful"
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    Student:"jani !!! Bacchi To Dakh
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    Tabaahi Hai Tabaahi ;-D :p:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Aurat Saheli Se: Mujhe Bachcha Nahi Ho Raha!
    Saheli: Tumhara Pati Namard Hoga..?
    Aurat: Mera Pati Kya,
    Mujhe To Tumhara Pati Bhi Namard Hi Lagta Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teri galiyo me na rakhenge kadam wah wahwah teri galiyo me na rakhenge kadam are aage bol q nahi rakhega q ki ham ne gadi kharid li he sanam kasamkhan
    • 9 years ago



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  • Maa- Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak?
    Beti- Boyfriend Ke Saath,
    Maa- Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala,
    Beti- Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na.

    By - K. K.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS