Jokes SMS

Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle bakri kha gayi.

9 years ago

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Apne mob. Ko pani se acchi tarh dokar, doop me sukakar or barik katkar, namak masla or tel lagakar dibbe me bharkar rakh lo msg to aap se hota nahi , achar hi daal lo

9 years ago

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Na zindagi mili na wafa mili, Na jaane har khushi hamse khafa mili, Jhoothi muskaan liye apne gham chhupaate hain, Sachchi mohabbat karne ki bhi kya khoob saza mili.

9 years ago

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Agar Kismat Haathon Ki Lakeeron Mein Hai Toh Boys Ki Kismat Shadi Se Pehle Kabhi Nahin Badal Sakti, Kyon Ki Kuwaron Ki Kismat Roz Raat Ko Lode Lag Jati Hai.

9 years ago

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Aapka Blood Group Kya Hai? Jaldi Batao MUNNI Ki Tabiyat Bahut Kharab Hai, Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Ke Sirf BADNAAM Logon Ka Khoon Hi Chalega.. Khan

9 years ago

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She :- R U Single? . . Me :- Haan Ekdum..... Mai To Paida Bhi Akela Hi Hua Tha . . . She :- Baki Sab Baraat Leke Paida Hote Hai Stupid **BLOCKED** :P

9 years ago

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Love + care = Mom Love + Fear = Father Love + Help = Sister Love + Fight = Brother Love + Life = WIFE / HUSBAND LOVE+FEAR+HELP+FIGHT+LIFE = FRIEND....!*!c

9 years ago

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Wo keh gaye mera intzar na krna main kahu to b mera aitbar n krna ye b kahaki mujhe pyar nai tumse, or ye b kehgaye k kisi or se pyar mt krna..

9 years ago

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Full 2 Fun Dil Denge Kisi 1 Ko... Sirf 1 Ko... Wah... Wah... Dil Denge Kisi 1 Ko... Sirf 1 Ko... Lekin Jab Tak Koi 1 Na Mile. LINE Marte Rahenge Har Ek Ko ...

9 years ago

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Funy Poetery Hakumet sey hamara mutaalba Hakumet sey hamara mutaalba Har aik talib ilm ko aik aik taliba

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Petrol Pump Se 21 Km Doorfauji Truck Ka Ptrol Khatm Ho Gya.. Pappu Driver Ne Major Ko Btaya Ke Ptrol Pump Tak Dhakka Lagana Padega.. Sab Nichey Utar Kar Dhakkalagane Lage.. Kafi Der Baad Pump Par Pahuch Gaye.. Kuch Jawan Behosh Ho Gaye.. Pappu Ne Petrol Dlwana Shuru Kiya To Major Ne Kaha K Piche Jo Drum Hai, Us Me B Dalwa Lo.. Pappu:" Wo To Full Hai, Emrgency K Liye Rakha Hai.

9 years ago

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Teacher: jo mere agle sawal ka jawab dega, woh ghar ja sakta h.. Tabhi Rahul apna bag bahar fek deta hai. Teacher: woh bag kisne feka??? . . . . . . Rahul: maine, aur ab mai gharja raha hu...:-D:-D:-P Teacher Shocked&Rahul Rocked ;-

9 years ago

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Santa : Yaar Aaj Mein Bus Ke Peeche Peecha Daudkar 15 Rupees Bacha Liye.

Banta : Kya Yaar, Tum To Bahut Murkh Ho, Agar Taxi Ke Peeche Bhagte To 150 Rupees Bachta!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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परेशानी का कोई माप दंड नहीं, होता साहब, कई लोग केवल ये सोचकर ही परेशान, रहते है की, वेस्टइंडीज के लोग ऐसे है, तो वहा के भूत कैसे होंगे..

9 years ago

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2 pyaz, 3 lahsun, 5 gm zeera, 3 kali mirch, 2 spoon namak, 4 spoon oil, 1 cup water Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya. Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu? . . . . . . . Tumhain ullu!

9 years ago

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"Police officer Pathan se: Tumhri madri zuban kon si hai? Pathan: Koi nahi, Police Officer: Q? Pathan: Hmara ami goongi thi..

9 years ago

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Air HosTess To LaLu-Sir R U Vegterian? Lalu: I am Indian. She-No Sir R U Shakaahaari ya Mansaahaari? Lalu-hatt Sasuri I am Bihari....

9 years ago

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Bina Kisi Shayar Ke Mehfil Nahi Banti,
Ek Baar Pukaaro To Aye Doston,
Kyon Ki Doston Ke Bina Ye Dhadkne
Nahi Chalti...i Love My Frndzz:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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Every Girl On FB Has Atleast 3 - 4 Unreplied Messages From Stranger Boys Saying : "Hi, How Are You?" "Hello Ji, Kaisi Ho?" "Hi, You Look Very Beautiful" "Can We Be Friends?" "Plz Accept My Frnd Request" "Plz Send Me Request, My Request Is Blocked" ;)

9 years ago

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Koi Kahde Ye Mohabbat Ke Kharidaro Se ....
Pyar Woh Shaye Hai Jo Milti Nahi Bazaro Se ....
Hum To Pahle Hi Mohabbat Me Jale Baithe Hain ....
Kyun Darate Ho Dahekte Hue Angaro Se ....:cupid::cupid::cupid:

9 years ago

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