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  • Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata. Admi ne kaha:Tum to rat main kat tay hona? Macher bola:Ghar k halat kharab hain.. Over time ker raha hon
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kuch haseen pal es tarah ayenge, samne najre mili phon par batiyayenge jeewan sathi bane ya na bane, par kahi jakar honeymoon jarur manayenge.
    • 9 years ago



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  • जिस हिसाब से धोनी बॉलिंग मे इतने चेंजिस् कर रहे है मुझे डर है कहीं वो दो ओवर अंपायर से भी न करवा दे।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bf Ne Gf Ke Purs Se Chupke Se Cell Nikala Dekhne Ke Liye Ki Mera Kiss Naam Se Numb Save Hai,
    Honey Or Sweetheart,
    Jab Bf Ne Apne Cell Se Numb Milaaya To Likha Tha,
    Recharge Waale Bhaiya.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • टीचर - बताओ अगर एक छोटा ग्रह पृथ्वी से टकरा जायेगा तो क्या होगा। मोनू - टन्न्न्न्न्न की आवाज आएगी। टीचर - क्यों। मोनू - क्योकि ये दुनिया, ये दुनिया पीतल दी।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bin Bole Tumhare Dil Ki Awaaz Mere Dil Tak Pauch Jaati Hai..
    Pyar Me Dooriyan Bhi Mit Jaati Hai..
    Bas Aise Hi Mujhe Tumhare Dilme Samaaye Rakhna..
    Pyar Ka Ye Rishta Hamesha Banaaye Rakhna..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • MY CRAZY FANS.
    HAMARE YAHA
    Naya
    Purana
    Acha
    Kharab
    Taza
    Basi
    Tuta Futa
    SABHI Prakar K SMS Sweekar Kiye Jate
    h
    KRIPYA BHEJTE RAHE
    Note:
    Hamari 2sri Koi Branch Nhi Hai.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya. Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi? Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade kani padi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Sawal _ _ _ _ _ ?

    Pagal Tanhai Main Kia Mehsoos Karta Hai.?

    Zaroori Nahin Ke Abhi Reply Karo.

    JAB MEHS00S
    KAR0 T0 BATA DENA..:p:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • 2 studnts cheating karne hi wale the ke Teachr agya or pucha: Tum se peche wale larke ne abi kya pucha ? . . Studnt: Sir is ne pucha Japan ka capital kya hai. . . Teachr: Toh tum ne bata dya.? . . Studnt: Nai Sir... Mene isko danta tha k abi to tu ne muje Toka hai mgr ab na “TOKYO”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Height of TV ads... . . . Bad guy trying to rape a girl... . . . . . But dress ka button khul nhi rhi thi.. . . . . . Background Voice... . . . . . . . . . . Aapki Maa, Behan ki izzat ka rakhwala.. . . . . . . . Gopal Butten walla
    • 9 years ago



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  • "चैन्नई सुपरकिंग्स पर बैन लगने के बाद एक राष्ट्रीय संकट गहरा गया है" . . . . . . . . . . वह ये कि अब सुरेश रैना अच्छा प्रदर्शन कहाँ किया करेंगे?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Seene se nikli aah ankhon mein thehar jati hai, Ankhen chalak na jayen isliye jhuk jati hai, Jinda hone ka ehsaas hota hai saanson k chalne se, par koi yaad aye to ye bhi ek pal theher jati hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bar me ek aadmi ne ek kutte ke saath kadam rakha| Bartender- “Yah gadha yaha kyu laye ho?” Aadmi- “Andhe ho kya? Yah tumhe gadha dikhai de raha hai?” Bartender- “Mai tumse baat nahi kar raha hu, mai kutte se baat kar raha hu|” K..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl- Main Jab Bhi Phone Karti Hu Tum Shaving Kar Rahe Hote Ho. . Din Me Kitni Baar Shaving Karte Ho? . . Pappu - 30-40 Baar. . . Girl - Pagal Ho Kya ?? . . . . . . . . Pappu - Pagal Nahi NAAYI hun
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sita Ji Ka Vanvaas Jaane Main Bahut Bade Seekh Hai..... . . Sita ji Ka Vanvaas Jaane Main Bahut Bade Seekh Hai..... . . . Jis Ghar Me 3-3 Saans Ho To Us se Aacha Jungale He Theek Hai.......!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lafz me keya tareef kar aap ki,, aap lafz me kaha bash paoge,, kabhi meri aakhon me chak kar to dekh,,, hazaroo alfaaz khud-B-khud bikhar jayenge,,
    • 9 years ago



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  • SUN SMILE.. WHEN RAIN IS OVER.. MOON SMILE... WHEN THE SKY IS CLEAR... BABY SMILE WHEN... MUM IS NEAR AND.... I SMILE WHEN YOU... REMEMBER ME....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Chand ke pass sitare bahut he,, Par sitaro ke pass chand ek hi he,,. Hamare jaise dost aapke pass bahut he,, Lekin aapke jaisa dost hamare pass ek hi he....
    • 9 years ago



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  • बाप - ये लो बेटा 1500 रुपये! बेटा - 1500 रुपए किस लिए?... बाप - तुने जब से वोटसएप शुरू किया है तब से रात को चौकीदार नही रखना पडता है, ये तेरी महेनत की कमाई है पगले
    • 9 years ago



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