Jokes SMS

Little Johny and Policeman Police: Where do you live? Johny: with my parents. Police: where do your parents live? Johny: with me. Police: where do you all live? Johny: together.

8 years ago

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Teacher - Agar Tumhara Dost Or Gf Kashti Me Doob Rahe Ho To Tum Kise Bachaoge..? .
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Student - Marne Do Dono Ko.!. . . . .
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? ? Student- Saale Dono 1 Sath 1 Kasti Mein Kar Kya Rhe The.;>:-D:-P:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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Boy1: कल गर्लफ्रेंड को लेके जूहू गया था? Boy2 : हा यार पर साले ठुल्ले बारबार आ जा रहे थे B1 : फिर B2 : फिर क्या,वो परेशान करते रहे हम काम करते रहे...।

8 years ago

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"G"= GOSSIP May Sab Se Aagey..
"I"= INNOCENT Sirf Shakal Se..
"R"= RONE Ki Automatic Machine..
"L"= LARAI May Sab Ki Maa...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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LIFE is 4 living, i live mine 4 you, love is 4 giving, i give mine 2 you, DREAMS are 4 dreaming, mine are 4 you, HEARTS are 4 beating & mine beats 4 you .....

8 years ago

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आजकल के विधार्थी

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T.V-2 घंटा
Facebook -3 घंटा
Mobile - 12 घंटा
मित्र -1 घंटा
अभ्यास-घंटा

8 years ago

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Girl: Y Do U Always Follow Me Around ? ? Boy: Well , Because When I Was A Kid , My Mom Told Me To Follow My Dreams … (-,=)

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Truth..
Mohobbat Toh Dil Dekh Kar Ki Jati Hai
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Chehra Dekh Kar Toh Sirf Setting Hoti Hai...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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We Think Our Memory Is Weak..... . But Jis Se Kabhi Pyar Kiya Ho Jab Usko Bhulna Chaho..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tab Lagta Hai Ki Jaise Saari Duniya Ke KAJU BADAM Humne Hi Khaye Ho. :(

8 years ago

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Wife Ne Santa Ko sMs Kiya, "Kitni Der Me Aa Rhe Ho.?" Santa Ne Ans Me sMs Kiya, "20-25 Minit Me Aa Raha Hu, Agr Der Ho Jaye To Ye sMs Fir Se Padh Lena."

8 years ago

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Boonde Barish Ki Yu Zamin PeAane Lagi, Sondhi Si Mahak Mitti Ki JaganeLagi. Hawao Me Bhi Jaise Masti ChhaneLagi, Waise Hi Hame Bhi Aapki YadAane Lagi.

8 years ago

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A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME, HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID-- HE WAS NOT MY FRIEND..

8 years ago

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क माँ की रिक्वेस्ट है प्लीज इसे इतना फॉरवर्ड करो की ये मेसेज उसके बेटे तक पहुँच जाये !!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . घरै आवौ तो 1 किलो प्याज लै अइयो.

8 years ago

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Jio सिम खरीदने के बाद भी इंटरनेट 2G,
मोड़ में यूज करने वाले वही बन्दे है,
जिन्हें आप भले सोने का कटोरा दे दो
लेकिन,
वो उस कटोरे से भीख ही मागेंगे..:smiley::smiley::smiley:

8 years ago

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मैन ऑफ़ द मैच का अवार्ड कैमरामेन को मिलना चाहिए, 58000 की भीड़ में भी खूबसूरत लड़कियों को ढूंढ कर उनपर फोकस करना वाकई गज़ब का टैलेन्ट है।

8 years ago

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Ek Din Ghalib Scooter :motorcycle:se Ja Rahe The
samne 1 Baccha:walking: Aa Gaya
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Ghalib Ne Farmaya
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Ankho Me Jal Rahe Hen
unki Yadu K Deep
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hat Ja Chotu PEEP.. PEEP...
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8 years ago

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Nobody Wants You,
Nobody Makes You Happy,
Nobody Loves You,
Nobody Misses You,
Nobody Wants Good Things For You,
Nobody Cares About You,
Don’t Cry!
My Name Is NOBODY… :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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Ye hakikat hai kahi khwab to nahi, Hame koi yaad kare aisi koi bat to nahi, Fir bhi na jane kyu ye ehsas hua Jaise kisi ne yaad kiya, Kahi wo aap to nahi.

8 years ago

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Pj Of Day
Santa Guest Se: Thanda Pioge Ya Garam

Guest: Dono Le Aao.

Santa: Beta! 1 Glass Freezer Se Aur 1 Glass Geezer Se Pani Ka Le Aao. :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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Where Was Love:heart: Born Guess???
In China!!!
Because It Has No Warranty, No Gurantee!.
Chale To Chand:crescent_moon: Tak,
Nahi To Shaam Tak.

8 years ago

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