Chahat Hai Mout Ki Jo Pas
Nhi Ati, Tamanna Hai Jis
Khusi Ki Wo Raas Nahi Ati,
Udas Ho Gai Zindgi Rote
Rote Unki Kuch Yaade Hai,
Jo Tadpaane Se Baazz Nhi Ati.
Ek Tooti Prem Kahani
Fark Sirf Itna Sa Hai
.
Uski Barat Gayi,
Iski Mayat Uthi.
Phool Us Par Bhi The,
Phool Is Par Bhi The.
Mehfil Waha Bhi Thi,
Log Yaha Bhi The.
Wo Doli Pe Thi,
Yeh Janaze Pe Tha.
Unka Hasna Waha,
Inka Rona Yaha.
Saheliya Uski Bhi Thi,
Dost Iske Bhi The.
Qazi Udhar Bhi The,
Molvi Idar Bhi The.
Wo Saj K Gayi,
Ise Sajaya Gaya.
Wo Uth K Gayi,
Ise Uthaya Gaya.
Fark Sirf Itna Sa Hai,
Use Apnaya Gaya Aur Ise Dafnaya Gaya..
Girl : What are you
doing ?
Boy : killing mosquitoes
Girl : how many did you
kill ?
Boy : total 5 ( 3 female 2
male )
Girl : how did you know
that? !!
.
.
.
Boy : 3 sitting near
mirror ,, 2 near beer ...
THOKO LIKE
Guzri Huyi Zindgi Ko Kabhi Yad NaKarna
Taqdir Me Jo Likha Hai Uski FariyadNa Karna
Hona Hai Jo Ho Kar Rahega
Kal Ki Fikar Me Aaj Ki Hasi BarbadNa Karna.
Agar trains k Naam indian actress ke
Naam pe hoti toh khabrein aisi
hoti:::->
Aaj Bipasha ovrload ho kr gayi hai.
Tabbu k neeche aake ek aadmi
khatam.
Accident mein mallika ki pichli
bogey tabaah ho gayi hai.
Tez raftaar ki wajah se kangana
patri se utar gayi hai.
Rakhi pe chadhne walo ki tadaad
mein ijaafa.
Rani chalte chalte bandh ho gayi.
Vidya ki body change karne ka
faisla.
KATRINA PAR GAIR KANUNI
DHANG SE CHADHE HUE 7 ADMI
"GIRAFTAAR :
Girlz are girlz:
Ek ladki ne mujhe frnd request
send
ki.
Mene puchha:
do I knw u?
.
Usne reply diya:
aap mujhe kese pehchanto ho?
.
Aadhe gante tak yahi behesh krti
rahi par ye nhi boli ki,
English nhi aati, hindi me
bolo :P
By -ANIL
Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya
K.k.
Santa - Yaar Mujhe 1 Hathora Or . . Keel Chahiye Computer Ke Liye. . . Sales Man - But Computer :computer:Me Inka Kya Kaam? . . Santa- Oye Yaar Mujhe ComputerMe . . Windows Xp Install Karani Hai.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
filmon se ladkon ko kya
sikhna chahiye ??
Jannat
Murder
Gangster
Awarapan
Fanna
Titanic
.
Jo jitni mast ladki k chakar
mein pada utni hi buri mout
mara..
चम्पू ने एक लड़की को प्रपोज किया तो लड़की ने चम्पू को खूब पीटा। चप्पल से पीटा... लाठी से पीटा... और बहुत घसीट-घसीट के पीटा। .... .... .... चम्पू उठा और कपड़े झाड़ते हुए बोला- तो फिर मैं इंकार समझूं।
Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha, Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha. Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua? Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai? Dost: 6 Hafte Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile: Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale, Yeh Tune Kya Kiya? Puri Baat To Sunta, 6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.