अमीर आदमी - मेरे पास गाड़ी है, बंगला है, नौकर है, फार्महाउस है…. तेरे पास क्या है ?
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गरीब आदमी - मेरे पास एक बेटा है… जिसकी गर्ल-फ्रेंड तेरी बेटी है … !!!
Aapki Ada Se Hum Madhosh Ho Gaye,
Aap Ne Palat Kar Dekha To Hum
Behosh Ho Gaye, Yehi Ek Baat Kehni
Thi Aapse, Na Jaane Kyun Aapko
Dekhthe Hi, Hum Khamosh Ho Gaye
Girllfrnd Ne Boyfrnd Ke Gal Pe Kiss Kiya Aur Lipistice Lag Gayi,, Boyfrnd ..tumne Mere Gal Pe Lipistice :lips: Kiyon Laga Diya,..? Agar Daag Ache Kaam Ke Liye Lage Hain To Daag Ache Hain..?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
EXAM ANTHEM:
Hm Honge sbme pas
Hm Honge sbme pas
Hm Honge sbme pas..Ek Din,
OO HO HO
Sote hai BINDASS
Likhte hai BAKWASS
Fir B hai VISHWASS Marks milenge JHAKAS......... Ek DIN........ :D ;)
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Pappu: “Pichhle Hafte Meri Aur
Meri
Girlfriend Ki Ladai Ho Gayi Thi
Aur
Hum
Alag Ho Gaye”
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Golu: “Phir?”
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Pappu: “Usne Mujhe ChidhaneKe
Liye
Apne Naye Boyfriend Ke Sath
Photo
Khinchva Ke Mujhe Bhej Di”
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Golu: “Ohh, Ye To Bahot BuraKiya
Usne”
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Pappu: “To Main Bhi Konsa Kam
Hu,
Utha Ke Photo Uske Baap Ko Bhej
Di...!!!!
By-RAHUL
Ek Murghi:chicken: Market Gayi , Or Kaha"Ek Anda Dena" Salesman: "Tum Anda Khud Q Nhi Deti. Murghi: Mera Husband Ne Kaha He ... Janu 4 Rupee K Liye Apna, Figure Mt Khrab Kro Tum.
Aaj Phir Dekho Ye Kali Raat Aayi , Apne Sath Kali Ghata Saath Laayi, Mere ehsason Ki Juban Sath Laayi, Toot Toot Ke Bikhar Raha Teri Yaadon Me, Dekho Aaj Tanhai Me Aansoon Ki Brsat Sath Layi, Dil Bhar Ke Roya Hoon Jakhm Nasoor Kar Dala, Dekho Ye Barsaat Hi Mere Saath Aayi,
Machchr Ka Bchcha Pehli Baar Uda,
Jab Wapas Aaya To Father Ne Pucha: Kaisa Laga Udke.?
Macchr Ka Bola: Bahut Achcha,
Jidhr Bhi Gya Log Taliya Bajaa Rahe The.
Pappu Ne HAJAMAT Ki Dukan Kholi..
Ek aadmi SHAVE Karane Aya.
Pappu :- Muchh Rakhni Hai
Aadmi - Haan
Pappu (Mucch Kaat Ke) - Le Rakh Le, Jahan
Rakhni Hai.
U know what COLLEGE means....?
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C= Come.
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O= On.
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L= Lets.
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L= Love.
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E= Each.
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G= Girls.
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E= Equally.
...So every Boys goes to COLLEGE.....:-)
Pyar Me Log Bahut Majboot Ho Jate Hai Or Bahut Kamzor Bhi. Majboot Itne Ki Duniya Se Lad Jate Hai, Or Kamzor Itne Ki Sirf Ek Insaan Ke Bina Nahi Rah Pate Hai. By:- Sharad:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
"A khudha"
A khudha mujhe her pal us ki pass rakhna
Meri dost ko kabhi na udhas rakhna
Ghum na us ki pass meri moula meri dost
pe tu nazer karam khas rakana