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आजकल के बच्चो को क्या पता कि Struggle क्या है..

हमने वो समय भी देखा है
जब मोबाइल :iphone:मे ‘S’ टाइप करना हो तो ‘7’ के बटन
को चार बार दबाना पड़ता था:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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At Restaurant:"Jaan tum se ek baat kehna chahta hun.. Girl:"Kya.. ??? . . Boy:"I m already married... . . . . Girl:"Dara diya, Mein Samjhi paise nai hain..

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Ek Baar Discovery Wale,
Jwalamukhi Dekhne Gaye,
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& They Got Shocked...
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Because Rajnikant Waha Already
Papad Shek Raha Tha...:p:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Amrica k aik scince dan ney kaha hai k rat ko mobile sarhaney k neachey na rakha jaye QK Raat ko bell bajney sey bandey ka TRRRAH e nikal janda a

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Ek Baccha Bahut Sari Chocolate Kha Raha Tha, Tabhi Ek Aadmi Use Salah Deta Hai. . Aadmi: “ Beta, Itni Chocolate Nahi Khate, Theek Nahi Hoti!! ” . Baccha: “ Ek Baat Bolu, Mere Dada 105 Saal KeHai ” . Aadmi: “ Achha!!, Kya Wo Bahut Chocolate Khate Hai? ” . Beccha:” Nahi ” . Aadmi: “ To, Phir? ” . Baccha: “ Ullu k patthe, Wo ApneKaam Se Kaam Rakhte Hai, Teri Tarha ungalbaazi Nahi Karte"

10 years ago

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एक अध्ययन के मुताबिक भारत में रोज़ रात 11 से 2 बजे तक फ़ोन:iphone:
पर सबसे ज़्यादा
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“और बताओ जानू” शब्द का प्रयोग होता है।

10 years ago

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Pati Patni Mein Zabardast Jhagda Ho Raha Tha, Biwi Kalpate Hue Boli
Patni: “Kash Main Apni Mom Ki Baat Maan Leti Aur Tum Say Shadi Na Karti”
Pati: “Kya Matlab? Tumhari Maa Ne Mujh Se Shadi Karne Ko Mana Kiya Tha?”
Patni: “Haan, Bahut Baar”
Pati Rote Hue Bola: “Hey Bhagwan, Main Aaj Tak Us Nek Aurat Ko Kitna Bura Samjhta Raha Jisne Mujhe Bachana Chaha.“:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Ladka & Ladki Standing On Bus Stop. Ladka : Nice Top & Jeans Ladki : Thanks Ladka : Nice Necklace Ladki : Thanks Ladka : Nice Lipstick. Ladki : Thank U So Much Bhaiyya ? Ladka : Kamal Hai Fir Bhi Chudel Lag Rahi Ho.

10 years ago

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Teacher: Tumhare papa kya karte hai? Golu: Sir wo roz GALIYA khate hai Teacher: Kya matlab? Golu: Ji wo CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE hai.

10 years ago

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Boyfrnd:me Tumhe Kab Call Karun.? Girlfrnd:- Jab Tum Chaho ..! Bf Ok To Me Kal Morning 7 Baje Call Krta Hu..! Gf Itni Jaldi!!! Bf Ok To Me 10baje Call Krta Hu.! Gf Tab To Me College Jati Ho.! Bf Hmmm Me 2baje Call Krta Hu.!! Gf Tab To Lunch Time Hai Na..!! Bf Oh Toh Me Sham Ko 7baje Call Kr Lunga..!!! Gf Tab To Favrt Serial Ata Hai Mera..!! Bf Ok Me 9 Baje Call Karunga..!! Gf Tab To Sab Ghar Pe Rahenge..!!! Bf Meri Maaaaaaaa Me Call Kab Karu...?? Gf Jab Tum Chaho.

10 years ago

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लडकी- Hello Baby, Tumhari Yaad Aa Rahi Thi...

लड़का- Abhi Salary Nahi Aayi Hai
meri..

लडकी- Acha Chalo..papa Aa Gaye,
bye.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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:smile::smile::smile::smile::smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:

पत्नी: मैं तुम्हारी याद में 15 दिन में आधी हो गई हूं। मुझे कब लेने आ रहे हो ?

पति: 15 दिन बाद……

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::recycle::star2::recycle:

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Ager meri taraf se ? ? ? ? Sms na aye To UDAS :( Na hona kyon k Main * * * * * * * * * * * Sms di factory nahi lagayi hoi mainu hor vi bade kam ne :

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जो लोग गाड़ी का पेट्रोल-टैंक फुल भरवा के खुद को अमीर समझ रहे हैं, . . . . उन्हें बता दूं क़ि मैंने अभी-अभी प्याज के परांठे खाये हैं।

10 years ago

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Paani Ko Daru Bana Dete,

daru Ka Tanker Lagwa Dete

Kambakhat Hamne Peeni Chod Di Hai Warna

Taj Mahal Ko Bear Bar Or
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mumtaz Ko Bar Girl Bana Dete....;) :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Girl to bay girl -- mujhe teri ankho main sara sansar najar ata hai...... Boy-- janu jara meri ankho main dekh ke batana india v pakistan mach kab hai.....

10 years ago

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Very Emotional Lines: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Maine ”Maa” Se Pucha, “KabTak Meri Fikar Me is Tarah Raton ko jagti Rahogi ?? . . . “Maa” Ne Pyar se Mera Maatha Chooma Aur Kaha: “Jab Tak tu Apni Dusri Maa se Raat ko Phone pe Baat karna nahi Chhodega… .. Kamino…Maa Sab Janti Hai..

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One day, A Chini was in hospital. Santa went to meet him… Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died. SANTA went china to know the meaning, that was: KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha. Pipe se saans nahi le paya..

10 years ago

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Arz Kiya Hai

koi Yha Sayari Likh Rha Hota Hai

koi Yha Gam Chupa Rha Hota Hai

koi Yha Shayri Likh Rha Hota Hai

koi Yha Gam Chupa Rha Hota Hai
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koi Kambkat Is Sms Ko Padh Gadha:horse: Ban Rha Hota Hai.....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Teacher : kisi aisi jgha ka name btao jha bht sary log ho phir b ap akely feel karty ho.. . . . . Student : examination hall . (‘.’) Alone _/ \_ ....

10 years ago

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