Jokes SMS

"I Love Walkn In Rain So Dat No Onecan C My Tears!" -
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ye Purana Wala Tha
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"i Love Walkn In D Fog So That No One Can See That M Smoking"-
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ye Naya THA
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latest Pta Kya Hai?
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"i Love Walking, Bcoz Petrol / Diesel Mehnga Ho Gya Hai " :p :O:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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santa aur banta ek baar tv par wwe dekh rahe the tabhi achanak santa chillaya:-Randi auraton se bachke sala bahut khatarnak hai,anda taker saale ka anda leja, To Banta bola:-abe woh randy auraton nahi randy orton hai aur woh dusra undertaker hai anda taker nahi....

10 years ago

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Boy : Kahan Jaa Rahi Ho..?? Girl : Suicide Karne...!! Boy : Toh Itna Make-up Kyun..?? Girl Saale Kaminey Kal Subah Paper Mein Photo Nahi Aaegi Kya..!?

10 years ago

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Admin ने 251 का मोबाइल :iphone:खरीदा

और जेसे ही मोबाईल :iphone:ऑन किया और जो देखा,

Admin बेहोश्.

Press 1. बुमरो बुमरो

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10 years ago

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Teacher:" Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai..?? ? ? Student:" Samajhdar' ! ! Teacher:" Aur galti na hone pe bhi maafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai ?? ? ? ? Student: ! ! ! " BOYFRIEND...:D

10 years ago

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Railway Me Job Hai . Karani hai? . Salary:35,000/- Per Month . Job Details:- . Rajdhani Exp Ki Head Lite Kharab Ho Gai Hai Torch Lekar Aage Aage bhagna Hai Run fast..

10 years ago

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Teacher: 1 se 10 tak count karke batao... . Santa: 1, 2, 3,4,5,7,8,9,10. . Teacher : 6 kaha hai.? . . Santa: aaj subha T.V pe news bata raha tha: "ek bus durghatana me 6 ki maut ho gai...!!"

10 years ago

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Girl: Arey Itna Bara Munh Mein Kaise Daloon Gi. Boy: Jaldi Se Munh Kholo. Girl: Oops Sare Kapray Geelay Ho Gaye. Boy: Aur Lo Gee. Girl: Na Baba Na Yeh Gool Gapey Tum He Kahoo.

10 years ago

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अर्ज़ किया है: पेप्सी कोक पीने वालों; कभी लस्सी भी पिया करो; पेप्सी कोक पीने वालों; कभी लस्सी भी पिया करो; "फ़ोकट में पोस्ट पढ़ने वालों कभी लाइक (Like) भी किया करो।"

10 years ago

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uni si jindgi me aane ka sukriya. Baharo ka gulsita sajane ka sukriya. Hum to apno me bhi begane the. Anjan hokar bhi hume apana dost banane ka sukriya....

10 years ago

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Face Hai Phoolo Ka Guldsta Chehra Yuhi Rahe Apka Hasta Muskurata Khusiyo Ki Barsat Ho Jabardast 2015 Apke Liye Ho Mast. Happy New Year

10 years ago

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Ek Ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha: ? Amul the taste of india? Ye dekh k *Santa ne apne pant pe likhwaya: ? KurKure tedha hai par mera hai? #Sp

10 years ago

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जमीन अच्छी हो, खाद अच्छी हो, पर ........ पानी अगर खारा हो तो फूल नहीं खिलते..!!! भाव अच्छा हो, विचार भी अच्छा हो, मगर ......... वाणी खराब हो तो संबंध नही टिकते....!!!!!

10 years ago

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1 Baar Santa KO
Raste ME Patthar:8ball: Mila
UspE Likha Tha
“Patthar KO Palat Lo Kch Ban Jaoge”
Jaise Hi Usne Palta
Dusri Taraf Likha Tha”Bewkuf Ban Gya:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Ek Ladki, Ek Din Art Gallery Dekhne Jati Hai Aur Ek Tasveer Dekhkar, Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai: Ladki : Iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !? Maalik : Meri Maa TuDimag Mat Laga, Ghar Jaa, Ye Aaina ( Mirror ) Hai:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Sharab Sareer Ko Khatam Krti HaiSharab Samaj Ko Khatam Krti Hai,Aao Aaj Is Sharab Ko Khatam Krte Hain,Ek Bottle Tum Khtam Kro, Ek Bottle Hum Khatam Krte Hai..:smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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kismat ghuma raha hun, naseb aajma raha hun , bahut ghumaya usko biek pe , iseliye ab riksa chala rha hun........

10 years ago

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Boy:Kya Main Tumhe Pyara Lagta Hun?

Girl:Nai
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Boy:Kya Tum Mere Sath Rehna Chahti Ho?

Girl:Nai

Boy:Agar Main Marr Jaun To Tum Ro Gi?
Girl:Nai

Larka Boht Udas Ho Gya Use Boht Dukh Hua Or Wo Rone Lga :(

Larki Ne Use Apne Kareeb Kiya Or Kaha
Tum Pyare Nai Bohut Khubsurat Ho Main Tumhare Sath Rehna Nai Balki Jeena Chahti Hun
Agr Tumhen Kuch Ho Gya To
mein Roun Gi Nai Marr Jaun Gi :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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यह वॉटसऐप भी न बिल्कुल बच्चे के लंगोट की तरह है! होता कुछ भी नहीं है मगर बार-बार चेक करना पड़ता है।

10 years ago

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santa.baharat me kitne mahapurush paida huye hai . . . banata.koi purush paida nhi huaa . . . banta kyu santa. sale paida to bachhe hote hai

10 years ago

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