Teacher - Ye Kis Ke Signature H..? "@@@@" Boy - Meri Mummy Ke...! Teacher - Kya Name H Tumhari Mummy Ka..? Boy- Jalebi Bai "@@@@":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Ek Dost dusre se :
Yaar aaj meri Girl Friend ka Birthday hai,
Use Kya Du..?
2nd Dost : Dikne me kaise hai?
1stDost : Achi Hai
2nd Dost : Toh phir mera number dede..
Aaj Kal Tum Muskuraati Bohot Ho Mere Dil Ko Bhaati Bohot Ho Dil Kehta Hai Le Jaoon Tumhain Dinner Per Per Suna Hai Tum Khaati Bohot Ho! :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Ek Ladke Ne Ldki Ko I Luv Bola. ldki Ne Inkaar Kr Diya ldka 30 Dino Tk Ldki Ke Ghar Ke Bahar Khda Rha 31 Ve Din Ladki Aakr Boli,"i Love U. . . . ladka Bola,"chl Hatt Teri Padosan Set Ho Gyi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Ladka & Ladki Standing On Bus Stop.
Ladka : Nice Top & Jeans
Ladki : Thanks
Ladka : Nice Necklace
Ladki : Thanks
Ladka : Nice Lipstick.
Ladki : Thank U So Much Bhaiyya ?
Ladka : Kamal Hai
Fir Bhi Chudel Lag Rahi Ho.
Padosi : Yar tere ghar se Hamesha
Hasne ki Awaz ati hai Khushi ka Raaz
kya hai?
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Husb:Meri Biwi mujhe jute marti
hai,Lag jay to
wo hasti hai,Na lage to main hasta
hun...
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Teachar: Love Hota Hai Ya Karna Padta Hai.?
Boy: It Depends
Ladki Sundar Ho Aur Scooty Per Ho To Ho Jata Hai,
Par Ladki Badsurat Ho Aur BMW Me Ho To Karna Padta Hai.
बाप – “बेटा, गिनती सीख गए हो ?”
बेटा – “हाँ पापा !”
बाप – “तो बताओ 1, 2, 3, 4 के बाद
क्या आता है ?”
बेटा – “5, 6″
बाप – “शाबाश ! और 5, 6 के बाद … ?”
बेटा – “7, 8, 9, 10 …”
बाप – “शाबाश ! शाबाश ! बहुत
होशियार हो गया है तू
तो … और बताओ बेटा 10 के बाद क्या
आता है ?”
बेटा – “गुलाम… बेगम … बादशाह … !!!"
Air hostes to Pandit: Sir,kya lenge?
Pandit- Puri,sabji,khir aur laddu.
Air hostess- Sir, Aap kingfisher ke plane me baithe
hai,
Vijay malya k shraadh me nahi..
Ek SHARABI DARU Pee Pee K"Mar"Gaya, Lekin Marte-Marte Bhi Ye Anmol Baat Kah Gaya DARU To"Branded" Hi Peeta Tha, Saala "Liver" Hi Local Nikla:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
पत्नी अपने पति से: आप वकील हो ना, तो बताओ कि उम्र क़ैद से बड़ी कोई सज़ा होती है क्या? पति: हाँ, होती है ना, मैं इतने सालों से भुगत तो रहा हूँ।:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Ek Baap Ne Apne Bete Ko
Ginti K Zariye Bathroom Jana Sikhaya.
1. Zip Kholo
2. Pipi Nikalo
3. Skin Pichhe Khicho
4. Susu Karo
5. Skin Aage Khicho
6. Pipi Andar Lo
7. Zip Band Karo
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Baap Roz Khush Hota Tha
Jab Bathroom Me Se Aavaz Aati
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,...
Magar Ek Din Usne Suna..
3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5,3,5
Aur Behosh Ho Gaya.
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Jisko Samajh Aaya Wo Share Kare,
Baki Bache Pogo Dekho.