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  • Risto Ki Jodi Kamzor Hoti Hai,
    Ankhon Ki Baate Khamosh Hoti Hai,
    Koi Puche Jab Dosti Ka Matlab,
    Hamari Ungli Bas Apke Or Hoti Hai:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Beta- Papa Chalo Nani Ke Yaha Chalte Hai.
    Papa- Abhi Last Week To Gaye The.
    Beta- To Kya Hua Fir Chalte Hai.
    Papa- (samjhate Huye) Ek Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se Respect Kam Ho Jati Hai.

    Kuch Din Baad....

    Papa- 4-5 Din Se School Kyo Nahi Gaye?
    Beta- Aapne Hi To Kaha Tha Ki Ek Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se Respect Kam Ho Jati Hai.

    :):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • सँसार में लड़की एक ऐसी पहेली है जिसके आगे दो बम्पर, पीछे दो बम्पर, आँटोमेटिक महिने मे आँयल चेन्ज होता है! और मजे की बात यह है कि माईलेज कि दो बूंद, नौ महिने का ऐवरेज देती है..
    • 10 years ago



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  • टीचर - छोटी मधुमक्खी तुम्हे क्या देती है? बच्चे - शहद! टीचर - पतली बकरी? बच्चे - दूध! टीचर - और मोटी भैंस? बच्चे - होमवर्क! . . . . दे...थप्पड़ पे थप्पड़....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Most common dialouge btween 2 Lovers..?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Aur sunao/Aur Btao..? ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bole To Read Karne Ke Time, Munna Or Circuit Mafik Ishtyle Mein Read Karne Ko Maangta !
    PROFESSOR :
    Gandhi Jayanti Ke Baray Mein Kya Jante Ho?
    MUNNA BHAI :
    Gandhi Bahut Zabardast Aadmitha, Baap. Maa Kasam, Par Apun Ko Yeh Nehin
    maloom Ke Yeh Jayanti Kaun Hai.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Namaskar!
    Ye Hamari “SURYA UDAY” SMS Sewa Hai…
    Isme Hum Soe Hue “aalsi Logon” Ko Jagate Hain
    aur Baad Mein Good Morning Keh Ke Khud So Jate
    hai GOOD MORNING

    By: V@ruN":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • देर रात कोई पूछता है सोये नही अभी तक ऑनलाइन हो क्या बात है मन होता है की सड़ा हुआ मोजा उसपे फेंक के कहूँ होश मे आ गधे,तू भी तो ऑनलाइन है
    • 10 years ago



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  • ससुर: तुमने बताया नहीं कि तुम दारू पीते हो? दामाद: तो आपने कौन सा बताया था कि आपकी लड़की खून पीती है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • I saw you. I liked you. Our small or stupid conversations mean more than you know. I still get excited, even when you just glance at me. But you leave me hanging... Tell me something I want to hear.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Call Ki
    Boy: I LOVE U Jaan.
    Girl: Sacchi
    Boy: Mucchi
    Girl: Ek 100 Ka Recharge Karwa Do Plz
    Boy: Sorry Didi Rong No.

    By-V@ruN:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • SHAADI Ek Aisa Din Hai
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    Jab Ladka STAGE, Par Apni Dulhan K Sath Baithe
    huve..
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    Doosri Khoobsurat LADKION:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    Ko Dekhta Hai Aur Sochta Hai
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    Ye Sab Saali Aaj Se Pehle Kahan Mar Gai Thi..??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gum Na Ho Wahan Jahan Ho Aafsana Apka; Khusiyan Dhundti Rahe Aashiyana Aapka; Wo Waqt Hi Na Aaye Jab Aap Udas Ho; Ye Duniya Bhula Na Sake Muskurana Apka!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ye Thandi Hawa Kya Ghazab Kar Gayi, Purani Yaade Phir Taza Kar Gayi, Sukhi Padi Thi Aankhe 1 Arse Se, Phir Kisi Ki Yaad Inme Pani Bhar Gayi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Great Confusion: Jawahrlal Nehru said "LAZINESS IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY" Mahatma Gandhi said "ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY" Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki?
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Shayer Ne 1 Nakaab Wali Ladki Patayi 2nd Day Ladki Bikni Main Milne Aayi Shayer Dekh Kar Hairaan Hogaya Aur Shayeri Main Bola Shayer : Dekh Kar Tujhe Hogaya Main Sharam Se Pani Pani (Ladki thoda Tez Thi Shayeri Main Set Thi) Shayer : Dekh Kar Tujhe Hogaya Main Sharam Se Pani Pani Ladki : Meri Jaan Daal Gosh Khaoge Yaa Biryani =)) =)) =)
    • 10 years ago



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  • ladki college counter mein : fee jama kar do counter wala : abhi nahi lunch ke baad ladki : le lo na counter wala : kaha na lunch ke baad lunga ladki: ladki lunch ke baad mere PERIOD shuru ho jaega ROHITRAJE
    • 10 years ago



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  • सभी प्रेमिकाए अपने प्रेमी को छोड़ के "भाग" जाती है

    मेरी वाली तो "चल" के गई थी...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • महिलाओं हम शर्मिंदा हैं........
    लड़कियों की Id में लड़के अभी जिन्दा हैं!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mushkil Rahna Bhi Asaan Ho JataHai. Har Raah Par Pehchan Ho Jati Hai. Jo Log Muskura Ke Karte Hai Samna. Kismat Bhi Unki Gulam Ho Jati Hai..¡
    • 10 years ago



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