Jokes SMS

Raat Ko Kitab Meri Mujhe Dekhty Rhee…
neend Mujhe Apni Orr Khenchti Rhee…
Neend Ka Jhonka Mera Mann Moh Gayaa…
Aur Aik Raat Phir Yeh Genious Bina Parhe So Gaya …..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Wife-Chalo Na Aaj Sunday H
Bahar Chalte H,
Or Driving Mai Karti Hu.
Husband-Ahha!
Matlab Jayenge Car Me Or
Ayenge Kal Ke AKHBAAR Me..:P:):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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A Senior Student During Ragging Says: On Ur Marriage I Will Kiss Ur Wife . . . Junior Students reply: Ok Fine Sir But I’m Going To Marry Ur Sister!”.. :O =P :D =D

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Boy: BUS Aur LARKI
aik Jaisi Hoti Hain,
1 Jaati Hai To Doosri Aa Jati
hai.
Girl: RIKSHAY Aur LARKAY
ek Jaisay Hotay Hain,
1 Ko Bulao 4 Chale Aate
hain.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Ghar Me Diya Jaleto
Diwali :fireworks:Mat Samjo
Ghar Me Diya Jale To
Diwali:fireworks: Mat Samjo
Me Tere Piche Pada To
Muje Mawali Mat Samjo..

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Mobile Aya Camera Khatam Mobile Aya Wrist Watch Khatam Mobile Aya Torch Khatam Mobile Aya Radio Khatam Mobile Aya MP3 Khatam Mobile Aya Letters Khatam Mobile Aya Calculator Khatam Mobile Aya Computer Khatam Mobile Aya Sakoon Khatam Aur agar aapka “Mobile" aapki "Biwi" ya "GF" ke haath aaya to aap "Khatam."

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Up Coming Movies
1. Jab We Chat.
2. Namastey Facebook.
3. Hum Aapke Hai Mutual Friend.
4. Hum Like Kar Chuke Sanam.
5. Kabhi Relationship Kabhi Single.
6. Maine Poke Kyun Kiya.
7. Mere Brother Ki Profile..
Dekna Math Bhulna..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Khushbu Ki Tarah Aapke Pass Bikhr Jaynge, Sukun Bankar Dil Main Utar Jayege, Mehsus Karne Ki Koshish To Karo, Dur Hote Hue Bhi Paas Nazar Aayege !!

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Apki Ada, Apki Smile, Apka Chehra, Apka Chalna, Apka Bolna, Apka Sharmana, Apki Julfein, Apki Aankhen, Apka Andaz.... Uff Koi 1 Cheez To Tarif K Kabil Hoti....

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Girl: Mein Tumhare Liye Aag Pe Chal Sakti Hu Angaro Se Naha Sakti Hu. Boy: Kya Tum Mujhe Abhi Milne Aa Sakti Ho. Girl: Pagal Hai Kya Dhoop Dekhi Hai Kitni Tez Hai.

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For Girls, Shaadi is Mehndi, Dance, Joota Chhupai, Baarat, Reception, Selfies! For Boys, Shaadi is Patolas in Saare,Free Ka Khana, Daaru, Nagin Dance

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Son:Parosi Ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati… Father:Tujhe Kese Pata? Son:Mene Kaha “Give Me Sweet Kiss”To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye

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Ladki Ki T-Shirt Par Bane Billi
(Cat) Ke
Design
ko Ek Ladka Badi Der Se Ghoor
Raha Tha.
Ladki Ne Poochha : Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi
Kya?
Ladka : Billi To Dekhi Hai,
Par
Dudh Ki Rakhwali Karte Hue
PehliBaar Dekh
Raha Hooo....

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Ultimate Hit!! Pappu ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha hain? Pappu ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola . . . . "Vidhwa Aurat... :D

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Lrki Ki Adhi Zindgi Husbnd Ki TALASH Me Or Baqi Husbnd Ki TALASHI Lene Me Guzr Jti Hai’;-) (,”)/Begm /) )20 Rupy To _/ /_Chor do…!

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Me kissey pyar karu...paise se ya ladki se agar paise pyar karu to ladki bura mann jaegi or agar ladki se karu to paisa hath me nahi hoga or ladki bhi chali jaegi....

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पत्नी: पूरा दिन क्रिकेट, क्रिकेट। मैं घर छोड़ कर जा रही हूँ।
पति (कमेंट्री के अंदाज़ में): पहली बार कदमों का बेहतरीन इस्तेमाल।:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Ek bar santa apni girlfriend ko apne ghar pe le ke gaya... Usne sari khidki darwaje band kar diye, sari lights off kar di or Girlfriend se kaha . . . . . Dekh meri watch me light jalti hai........

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Beta:"Mom, Love Marriage Karne Se Ghar Wale Naaraz Hote Hain Kya..?"
.
.
Maa:"Tu Zaroor Kisi Chudail Ke Chakkar Mein Hoga,
aur Ye Sab Tujhe Usi
daayan Ne Kaha Hoga....
Ladkiyan To Bas Ladkon Ko Phansane Mein Hi Lagi Rehti Hain..
Jahan Acha Ladka Dekha
shuru
ho Gaye...
Beta In Se Bach Ke Rehna Ye Bahut Makkar Aur KAMEENI Hoti Hain, Aur Inka To Khandan Bhi…........"
Beta:"Bas Maa, Aisa Kuch Nahi Hai,
Wo To Daddy Bata Rahe The Ke Aap Dono Ki Love Marriage Hui Thi.

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Pakistan Ke Ek Area Mein Bulding Construction Mein Kuch Log Kam Kar Rahe Thhe
Achanak Vahan Ek Kam Karta Hua Pathan Hawa Mein 2 Feet Uchla Aur 2 Kalabajiya Khayi Aur ZameenPe Aa Gira
Sab Logo Ne Ye Sab Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Gaye
Supervisor Bola: “Pathan, Ye Kartab Dobara Karke Dikhao, Hum Tumhe 1000 Rs Dega”
Pathan Gusse Se: “Tu Mujhe 1 Lakh Rs Bhi De Tab Bhi Main Apne Lund Pe Hathoda Na Maru“:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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