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  • Tere Gum Mein Tadap Kar Mar Jayenge.. Mar Gaye To Tera Naam Le Jayenge.. Riswat De Ke Tujhe Bhi Bulayenge.. Tum Upar aaoge To Sath Baith Kar KurKure Khayenge.. Waris ali*
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story. Librarian- Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Vo Juda Ho Ke Bhi Meetha Dard De Rahe Hai Dur Reh Reh Ker Fir Se Pass Aane Lage Hai Fir Se Kyo Voh Kyon Yad Aa Rahe Hai Jin Ko Bhulane Me Hame Jamane Lage Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • उनकी गली से गुजरे तो उसकी रँगोली :hibiscus:भी देख आए..

    गजब का बनाती है..

    मुझे तो लगा था बस मुँह बनाना आता होगा :rose::rose::rose:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gaanv Mein Ladke Ki Shadi Tay Hui, Vo Apne Sasur Ko Bola. Ladka: “Sasur Ji, Mujhe Dahej Mein Ek Motorcycle Bhi Chahiye” Sasur Gusse Se Bhadakta Hua Bola: “Bh@nsdi Ke, Tere Ko Sare Gaanv Ki Taxi De Di, Aur Tujhe Ab Bhi Motorcycle Chahiye“
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladki Bus Stand Pe Khadi Thi 1 Ladka Bike Pe Jatta Hai Vapas Ata Hai Or Uss Ladki Se Puchta Hai Pehchana Kya ??? Ladki :"Nahi Toh Ladka :"Kya Yaar, Abhi To Samne Se Gya Tha...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife- आपको नही लगता कि हमने शादी से अब तक कोई अच्छा Happy Weekend नी मनाया है?
    चलो इस Weekend मनाते है
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    पति- ठीक है तुम मायके हो आओ

    • 10 years ago



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  • frends meri shadi fix ho gai hai 1st july 2015 apko atend karna hai koi bahana nahi chalega plz koi bahan mat karna ok . . . . . . . itna kah kar meri g.f. chali gai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Jab Tumhe Meri Yaad Aati Hai To Tum Kya Karte Ho.? Boy: Main Tumari Favorite Icecream Kha Leta Hu Aur Tum.? Girl: Me Bhi GOLD FLAKE Pi Leti Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Most of us after 20yrs: "Aaj kal ke bache kya jaane what music is. Gaane toh humaare time me hote the -chaar botal vodka, kaam mera roz ka".
    • 10 years ago



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  • स्कूटी में दो नही दस ब्रेक दे दो . . लड़कियाँ फिर भी रोकेंगी उसे पैर से ही
    • 10 years ago



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  • तेरी मुहब्बत पर मेरा हक तो नही पर दिल :heart:चाहता है आखरी सास तक तेरा इंतजार करू !
    • 10 years ago



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  • In Dabangg 1 Salman sings: "Tere mast mast do NAIN" In Dabangg 2 Salman sings: "Dagabaaz re tore NAINA dagabaaz re" Moral :- SHADi ke bad achche achchon keankhein Khul jaati hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo Almari Hi Kya Jisme Racknahi..
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    Wah-wah
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    Wo Almari Hi Kya Jisme Racknahi..
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    Wah-wah
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    Aur Wo Engginering Hi Kya Jisme Back Nhi..!!
    Djsumit:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Hi Baby… Boy: Hi My Jaanu mera baby… (Sending failed) Girl: Are You There? Boy: Yes Yes I’m Here (Sending failed) Girl: Are You Ignoring Me Or What!? Boy: Honey, I’m Not… I’m Right Here…(Sending Failed) Girl: It’s over; Don’t you ever talk to me again! . . . . Boy: Damnn ! Go to hell Kameeni ! (Message Sent) *awesome networks.....connecting Alll*
    • 10 years ago



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  • After ishq wala love what next do u expect from bollywood… . . . . . . chai wali tea…Dood wala milk… Barish wali rain Dard wala Pain kutta wala dog… :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Son Came Late…
    Mom: Beta Kaha Gaya Tha..??
    Beta: – Mom Movie Dekhne Gaya Tha.
    Mom: Beta Kaunsi..?
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    Beta: ‘MAA KI MAMTA’
    Mom: Ja Beta Upar Ja Nayi Film Lagi Hai.
    Beta: Maa , Kaunsi..?
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    Maa: BAAP KA KEHAR. :-D :-D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • जब दो लडकियाँ :dancers:आपस में मिलती हैं
    तो एक सेल्फ़ी ले लेती हैं।

    जब दो लड़के आपस में मिलते हैं तो
    एक हाफ़ ले लेते हैं।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Docter, This Medicine Not Availeble At Any Store. Doc : Oh, Sorry. I Forget To Write The Medicine, That Was My Signature !
    • 10 years ago



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  • BADLU RAM mumbai ki sair karke jab vapas gaag pahuche to logo ne gher liya aur pucha; batao mumbai kaise h? Hame uske haal sunao BADLU RAAM: mumbai hai to jordar nagri , par vaha ki sarkar badi kanjus hai, Ek driver ki salry bachane k liye bus k uppar bus rakhkar chalati hai ha ha thoko like from:ARJUN AND Y.R.S.G
    • 10 years ago



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